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## Rules | ||
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- Have fun. | ||
- Make dope rap tracks that promote node.js | ||
- See rule 1. |
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Title: The Original node.js Rap | ||
Authors: Marak Squires, Tim Bluntstein | ||
Date: Thurs Nov 011 2010 5:24:36 GMT-0500 (EST) | ||
BPM: 94 | ||
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(check it out) | ||
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1 (nodejitsu) node.js javascript about to hit you | ||
2 non-blocking, so i/o is never an issue | ||
3 dont cry for ruby on rails ( a ha ) here is a tissue | ||
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4 caus its the java-to-the-script doing this since 96' | ||
5 peace to brendan eich for making it exist | ||
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6 open-source license, of course we be frugal | ||
7 peace to lars bak for v8 from google | ||
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8 big ups to ry dahl for keeping it real | ||
9 big ups to joyent for paying all the bills | ||
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10 but im ma-rock, the new kid on the block | ||
11 saying invest in nodejitsu, its a top pick stock! | ||
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11.5 (check it) | ||
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12 node.js allows for real-time sockets ( among other things! ) | ||
13 over http, its socket.io and you cannot stop it! ( what ) | ||
14 Guerimo from learnboost blowing up like a rocket ( ohh! ) | ||
15 just go to the github for the source (if you wanna cop it!) | ||
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16 need to install packages, use the module system | ||
17 it was built by isaacs a man of knowledge and wisdom | ||
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18 npm install foo, now you rocking | ||
19 require foo in any script you be dropping | ||
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20 you see in theory, if you know jquery | ||
21 you can write back-end code in node.js | ||
22 thats crazier then tim leary | ||
23 and thats kinda scurry if you don't know flow control | ||
24 too many asyncronous callbacks, its time to slow you roll | ||
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25 try step by tim caswell | ||
26 chainsaw by substack, its just as swell | ||
27 make your node code sane and not looking loopy | ||
28 it's time to send those synchronous ruby | ||
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guys to heck, node.js is the hottest tech | ||
if you haven't adopted it, you better protect your neck | ||
( protect ya neck , protect ya neck) | ||
betting against node.js? ( thats a bad bet !) | ||
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you see, node blurs the line of the server and client | ||
using battle hardened technologies (javascript) and a community that is reliant | ||
show me a 10 year (javascript) veteran that never threw in the towel | ||
i'll show you a man of immense skill and experience like my friend paolo (nodejitsu) | ||
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this is our time, javascript been lurking | ||
with some crazy ninjas in the shadows that be solid working | ||
take the crazy out of javascript, so that shit can rip | ||
( here ) have a refreshing taste of caffeinated coffeescript | ||
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drip, drip, drip, thats the sound of OSS | ||
from document cloud jeremery ashkanes is the best! | ||
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from nyc.js im making it clear yo | ||
big ups to indexzero computer science hero | ||
big ups to brian mitchell, and fotoverite | ||
big ups to tmpvar, his capacity is very | ||
intimidating, there is no debating | ||
if you are a hater, node.js is what are you should be hating | ||
(we're) defacing all of other of the other competitors | ||
it might not be the best, but uhh its better then yours | ||
so do what you will, and say what you say | ||
( dual-sided javascripts libraries ) today is a new day | ||
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so pour a tall glass of mead and (YAAAAAARG) real loud | ||
JAVASCRIPT (motherfucker) say it real proud | ||
and im signing this off with a peace out to cloud (head, head, head, head) | ||
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(yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) | ||
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( javascript mothaafuckkka ) | ||
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( node.js mothhafuckkka ) | ||
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( nodejitsu motthhafuckkka ) | ||
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( PEACE ) | ||
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