My favorite fortune aggregator

For the love of Linux command line tool fortune

See my Collection 🎉

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To quote from a sysadmin's personal notes

There are two types of Linux users :

1. One who ❤ Linux

2. One who wish Windows was made for programming.

- W. Shakespeare 1549 AD

I am so in love with Linux. I am personally very fond of the commands fortune and cowsay, so much that every time when my terminal session starts, I spare 2-5 seconds with new fortunes. But there were many ones which I wanted to store somewhere and look over again. So, that's why you are reading this now.

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