There once was a man named Mickey Who grew lots of weed that was sticky He wanted to sell his empire But that sparked a lot of fire From gangsters and thugs who were tricky
They tried to blackmail and bribe him They tried to rob and outsmart him But Mickey was clever and tough He knew how to deal with their bluff He had his loyal Ray to guide him
He also had his wife Rosalind Who ran a garage and could fend She helped him fight off the bad guys With her wit and her guns as allies She was his partner till the end
But who was the one telling this tale? It was Fletcher, a sneaky blackmailer He had a screenplay called Bush That he hoped to sell for some cash But he ended up in a container
Mickey managed to keep his domain And made a deal with Berger, the American He got his money and his peace And his weed business did not cease He remained the gentleman of London