Dev Joke

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walks UDP package into bar A.

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I would tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you will get it.

Either way, I don't care.

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Question - What will be the name of the movie on a sad developer?

DEVdas

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A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

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Question - How did the developer announce her engagement?

this.engaged = true

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Question - Why is the Javascript developer sad?

Because they do not Node how to Express themselves.

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Question - How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?

You console it.

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Question - Why couldn't the React component understand the joke?

It didn't get the context.

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Question - Why did the JavaScript developer leave?

Because she didn't get arrays

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Question - Why do functions always break up?

Because they have constant arguments.

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Question - Why do programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

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Question - What is programmer's favourite hangout place?

Foo Bar

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Question - What kind of doctors fixes broken websites?

A URLogist

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