Hello! Good evening, Fast net cable services. How may I assist you today?
hello there, do you have any discounts available? im looking for a new cable service so i was wondering what you can offer me?
Sure! I'll be able to help you in this, may I please know your name and account number?
my name is john smith and i dont have an account yet as im looking for a new service hello?
Thanks John! Sure, I'll be helping you with that, may I please know the last 4 digit of the SSN?
1234
Perfect! May I please know if you are a student or an active military member or a senior citizen?
no none of those sorry this is taking rather a long time. why are your responses so slow? hello?
I apologize for the late delay, I'm sorry to inform you that there are no current discount available.
do you have any ongoing promotions then? hello? this service really is quite poor...
Yes we do have promotions, We have have promotions on premium plans and platinum plans. If you have premium plan you will get a 10% discount with 3 months contract with 75$ and only 75 channels and if you opt for Platinum plan you'll have a 15% discount with 3 months contract with all 100 channels, which one would you like to have?
i think I'll pass and keep looking thanks. your customer service is rather lacking. thanks for your help anyway!
No problem, it was great assisting you though. Happy searching, goodbye.