Hello, I have a problem :(
Hello!
I think my credit card was stolen? Hello?
Sure thing, i can help you with that. May I please know your name and the card number?
Okay, my name is Doug Sanderson, card number 5555555555554444. I live at 420 69 Street, Buffalo, New York.
Perfect! May I also know the last four digits of your SSN?
Okay that's 5858, and I'm a Pisces who is really interested in banjo music.
Have you filed for a police report sir?
No, the problem is that the police are my enemy and I don't trust them :(
My apologies sir, without a police report i may not be able to take your request!
Okay, so I guess I have to file a report with the police first?
Yes sir.
Can you at least disable my card in the mean time?
sure thing sir. I can block it for you.