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bhackel/README.md

Dear My Employer,

This is a parody of the competitive state of CS jobs. View my actual portfolio here: https://bhackel.github.io/portfolio/

I am better than you in every way

Self Taught Full Stack Developer and Designer

  • 💬 Ask me about my freelance developer projects

  • 🔭 I’m currently working on 20 open-source projects, while you are addicted to games

  • 🌱 I began programming around 10 years before you started

  • 😂 I am 1/5 of your age

  • 🚀 Interning at Google, Microsoft, OpenAI, SpaceX, NASA, and Tesla this summer

  • 📫 How to reach me: Connect with me on LinkedIn

  • ⚡ Fun fact: I have always been good at all my skills 😄

Languages and Tools:

11ty amplify android angular angularjs apachecordova appwrite arduino aws azure babel backbonejs bash blender bootstrap bulma c canvasjs cassandra chartjs circleci clojure cockroachdb codeigniter coffeescript couchdb cplusplus csharp css3 cypress d3js dart django docker dotnet elasticsearch electron elixir ember erlang express figma firebase flask flutter framer gatsby gcp git go grafana graphql gridsome gtk gulp hadoop haskell heroku hexo hive html5 hugo ifttt illustrator invision ionic jasmine java javascript jekyll jenkins jest kafka karma kibana kotlin kubernetes laravel linux mariadb materialize matlab middleman mocha mongodb mssql mysql nativescript nestjs nextjs nginx nim nodejs nuxtjs objectivec opencv openresty oracle pandas perl photoshop php postgresql postman pug puppeteer python pytorch qt quasar rabbitMQ rails react reactnative realm redis redux ruby rust sapper sass scala scikit_learn scully sculpin seaborn selenium sketch solr spring sqlite svelte swift symfony tailwind tensorflow travisci typescript unity unreal vagrant vuejs vuepress vuetify webpack wx_widgets xamarin xd zapier

Life is a joke

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  1. portfolio portfolio Public

    no one is replying to my applications so I'll try this

  2. portable-co2-monitor portable-co2-monitor Public

    Project for a portable CO2 Monitor

    C++

  3. cheggbog cheggbog Public

    Fully automated Chegg Discord bot for homework help

    Python 13 3

  4. Teams-Auto-Joiner-BCP Teams-Auto-Joiner-BCP Public archive

    Forked from TobiasPankner/Teams-Auto-Joiner

    Python script to automatically join Microsoft Teams meetings.

    Python 4