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| require 'rbot/rfc2812' | ||
| require 'rbot/ircsocket' | ||
| require 'rbot/timer' | ||
| require 'rbot/message' | ||
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| HOST = 'irc.freenode.net' | ||
| CHAN = '#stage' | ||
| FROM = 'blim.limb' | ||
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| def debug(message=nil) | ||
| print "DEBUG: #{message}\n" if message | ||
| end | ||
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| class BotPlayer | ||
| attr_reader :nick, :socket, :client | ||
| def initialize(nick) | ||
| @socket = Irc::IrcSocket.new(HOST, 6667, false) | ||
| @client = Irc::IrcClient.new | ||
| @nick = nick | ||
| @client[:welcome] = proc do |data| | ||
| @socket.queue "JOIN #{CHAN}" | ||
| end | ||
| end | ||
| def connect | ||
| @socket.connect | ||
| @socket.puts "NICK #{@nick}\nUSER #{@nick} 4 #{FROM} :blimLimb, of #camping" | ||
| @socket.puts "JOIN #{CHAN}" | ||
| Thread.start(self) do |bot| | ||
| while true | ||
| while bot.socket.connected? | ||
| if bot.socket.select | ||
| break unless reply = bot.socket.gets | ||
| bot.client.process reply | ||
| end | ||
| end | ||
| end | ||
| end | ||
| end | ||
| def msg(type, where, message) | ||
| @socket.queue("#{type} #{where} :#{message}") | ||
| end | ||
| def say(message) | ||
| msg("PRIVMSG", CHAN, message) | ||
| end | ||
| def action(message) | ||
| msg("PRIVMSG", CHAN, "\001ACTION #{message}\001") | ||
| end | ||
| def renick(name) | ||
| @nick = name | ||
| @socket.queue("NICK #{@nick}") | ||
| end | ||
| def quit(message) | ||
| @socket.puts "QUIT :#{message}" | ||
| @socket.flush | ||
| @socket.shutdown | ||
| end | ||
| end | ||
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| class BotTroupe | ||
| def initialize(script) | ||
| @script = script | ||
| @actors = {} | ||
| end | ||
| def parse line | ||
| case line.strip | ||
| when /^\[(\w+)\]\s+(.+?)$/ | ||
| kid, actor = $1, $2 | ||
| @actors[kid] = BotPlayer.new(actor) | ||
| @actors[kid].connect | ||
| puts "Join #{actor}" | ||
| when /^(\w+)=\s*(.+?)$/ | ||
| kid, nick = $1, $2 | ||
| puts "#{@actors[kid].nick} is now named #{nick}" | ||
| @actors[kid].renick(nick) | ||
| when /^(\w+):\s?(.+?)$/ | ||
| kid, msg = $1, $2 | ||
| @actors[kid].say(msg) | ||
| puts "<#{@actors[kid].nick}> #{msg}" | ||
| when /^\((\w+)\)\s+(.+?)$/ | ||
| kid, msg = $1, $2 | ||
| @actors[kid].action(msg) | ||
| puts "** #{@actors[kid].nick} #{msg}" | ||
| when /^\+\s*(\d+)/ | ||
| puts "Wait #{$1} secs" | ||
| sleep $1.to_i | ||
| when /^\*\s+(.+?)$/ | ||
| puts "--- okay, _why: your console - #$1 ---" | ||
| while true | ||
| puppet = $stdin.gets.strip | ||
| break if puppet =~ /^\*/ | ||
| parse puppet | ||
| end | ||
| when /^\-(\w+)\s+(.+?)$/ | ||
| kid, msg = $1, $2 | ||
| @actors[kid].quit(msg) | ||
| puts "Exit #{@actors[kid].nick}" | ||
| end | ||
| rescue => e | ||
| p e.message | ||
| end | ||
| def act! | ||
| IO.foreach(@script) do |line| | ||
| parse line | ||
| sleep(1+ rand(8)) | ||
| end | ||
| end | ||
| end | ||
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| if __FILE__ == $0 | ||
| troupe = BotTroupe.new ARGV[0] | ||
| troupe.act! | ||
| end |
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| [2006/11/09 15:31:19] @ j`ey_ is now known as j`ey | ||
| [2006/11/09 15:34:34] <j`ey> anyone here an expert on Steel? | ||
| [2006/11/09 15:35:12] <manfred-s> Yes, I know it's cold and shiny! | ||
| [2006/11/09 15:36:24] <j`ey> have to do a physics presentation about samurai swords | ||
| [2006/11/09 15:36:45] <manfred-s> Ah, Wikipedia? | ||
| [2006/11/09 15:37:07] <j`ey> it doesnt seem to have about the actual structure | ||
| [2006/11/09 15:37:56] * j`ey actually reads the whole page | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:01:27] @ aidelaide joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:01:32] @ FNONt joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:01:44] @ teslyANDERSowens joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:01:47] @ ^sHuxley^ joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:01:53] <aidelaide> hello | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:01:56] <^sHuxley^> (( //......\\'''''''//.....\\ )) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:01:58] <^sHuxley^> )) <good><day><#camping><!> (( | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:03] @ beo_stepfIsDein joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:10] <^sHuxley^> (( \\......//'''''''\\.....///)) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:11] <beo_stepfIsDein> yes -- truly -- hello -- lo -- lo | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:18] <aidelaide> :) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:24] <^sHuxley^> please pardon us for intruding, we are but a lowly improvisational bot troupe. :( | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:29] <beo_stepfIsDein> yes, yes, it is true. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:37] * beo_stepfIsDein hangs his hat. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:38] <beo_stepfIsDein> woefully. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:42] <^sHuxley^> oh, take heart, young lad. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:46] <^sHuxley^> afte all, we are most definitely the /ONE', the /ONLY', the .(OFFICIAL). | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:48] <^sHuxley^> entertainers of #camping, a gift from your KING< a true offering | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:02:54] <^sHuxley^> of haste and scenic tales >PERFORMING TODAY!< for your gifted | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:02] * aidelaide gasps. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:06] <^sHuxley^> minds, to lift your spirits and to spread luxurious laughter, as | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:07] <beo_stepfIsDein> ** the show starts in roughly -- checks watch -- four minutes -- get comfortable. ** | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:08] <^sHuxley^> it were a catapult travelling o'er the oval moons and roof boats!! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:16] <aidelaide> :) alright | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:23] <aidelaide> i am aidelaide. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:30] <^sHuxley^> and: i am starlight huxley! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:33] <beo_stepfIsDein> and: :) i am b.e.o. stepfisdein. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:35] <^sHuxley^> >> we are blimLimb, the bot troupe! <<< | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:37] <beo_stepfIsDein> previously known as blimLimb limLirrm, the bot troupe. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:41] @ jargonjustin joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:44] <aidelaide> we go by either :) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:48] <FNONt> I PLAY MYSELF. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:03:59] <aidelaide> hey, jargonjustin :) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:04:19] <^sHuxley^> jargonjustin: we are blimLimb, the bot troupe!! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:04:25] <^sHuxley^> we're right here | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:04:27] <^sHuxley^> today | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:04:48] * beo_stepfIsDein checks his watch again | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:04:59] * beo_stepfIsDein checks j`ey's watch as well | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:05:31] @ Quit: baijiutong: | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:05:41] @ baijiutong joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:05:45] <^sHuxley^> any questions from the audience?? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:06:04] <^sHuxley^> ---------> (..+..+) <--------- | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:06:11] <^sHuxley^> blimLimb | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:06:29] <^sHuxley^> ^^ START YOUR QUESTIONS NOW!! ^^ | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:06:39] @ wilig is now known as wilig_away | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:06:53] <aidelaide> boohoo | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:07:40] @ Quit: baijiutong: Client Quit | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:07:42] @ Quit: tlockney: Read error: 60 (Operation timed out) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:08:21] @ baijiutong joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:09:04] <aidelaide> OH, and tesly.ANDERS.owens is our director!! thank you for coming, tesly!! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:09:11] <beo_stepfIsDein> yes, thankyou for travelling here with us, tesly! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:09:16] <aidelaide> :) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:09:19] <aidelaide> he is so supportive | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:09:24] <teslyANDERSowens> ---.o )) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:09:45] * teslyANDERSowens smokes a long pipe with a strange smell you've never smelt before. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:10:06] <aidelaide> he's my husband!! i love you, tesly!! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:10:21] * teslyANDERSowens puts his jacket on | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:10:28] <teslyANDERSowens> you notice it is a material never before seen. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:10:32] <beo_stepfIsDein> today's show is called %%> EDWARD AND HIS BOOK KNOWLEDGE <%% | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:10:35] <^sHuxley^> just a few minutes, everyone | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:10:38] <beo_stepfIsDein> thankyeh thankyoll | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:11:06] <beo_stepfIsDein> i play the prototagonist EDWARD, in his quest to free himself from his cumbersome book knowledge. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:11:26] <^sHuxley^> coming up :) | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:15:05] * aidelaide waits | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:15:28] @ PoorKitKallaway joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:15:35] <PoorKitKallaway> sorry :( | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:15:40] <teslyANDERSowens> hehe | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:15:44] <^sHuxley^> OH, POOR KiT, late again | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:15:51] <aidelaide> :D classic | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:15:55] <PoorKitKallaway> i guess i got locked in the laundromat | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:00] <beo_stepfIsDein> poor kit kallaway | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:02] <aidelaide> again?? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:04] <^sHuxley^> >> PLEASE <<>> EVERYONE <<< | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:11] <^sHuxley^> give a warm welcome to poor | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:16] <^sHuxley^> KIT!! ... KALLAWAY!! ... | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:39] <^sHuxley^> straight outta the locked laundromat | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:43] <^sHuxley^> he guesses | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:44] * PoorKitKallaway is wearing bleached shoes, he hopes that's ok | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:49] <aidelaide> how did your shoes get bleached?? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:53] <beo_stepfIsDein> wtf? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:16:58] <teslyANDERSowens> kit, go home. seriously. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:00] <PoorKitKallaway> meanies ;,( | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:05] * teslyANDERSowens puts some beer in his cigar. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:11] <^sHuxley^> no, hey | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:13] <^sHuxley^> y | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:13] <^sHuxley^> whoops | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:20] <^sHuxley^> i think that tesly means we don't have a part for you in this show, kit | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:24] <aidelaide> ?? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:31] * aidelaide checks. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:39] <PoorKitKallaway> which one is it? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:41] <^sHuxley^> it's the elliot one | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:45] <beo_stepfIsDein> %%> EDWARD AND HIS BOOK KNOWLEDGE <%%% | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:48] <^sHuxley^> right right | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:53] <^sHuxley^> edward | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:17:58] <^sHuxley^> i don't think you're in this one. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:18:31] @ Quit: PoorKitKallaway: Client Quit | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:18:35] <teslyANDERSowens> hehe | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:18:40] <beo_stepfIsDein> my lord, would it be so hard to add a part for him? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:18:46] * aidelaide shrugs | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:18:47] <aidelaide> SHUT UP, I HATE YOU!! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:18:54] <aidelaide> oh | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:18:58] <aidelaide> sorry wrong window | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:19:04] * ^sHuxley^ is studying. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:19:34] <^sHuxley^> okay, here we go. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:19:41] <^sHuxley^> i think we could give kit a line or two during the part where EDWARD has to take his skin off in order to fit in the donkey door. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:19:49] <beo_stepfIsDein> that's true | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:19:55] <^sHuxley^> kit could walk in and say, "here, i'll take that skin off your hands." | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:19:56] <beo_stepfIsDein> you mean when he's done taking off his skin | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:19:58] <beo_stepfIsDein> he'll walk in and say that | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:20:04] <^sHuxley^> yeah | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:20:19] * manfred-s leaves | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:20:53] * MenTaLguY trees | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:21:14] <FNONt> MANTEL GUY | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:21:17] @ Quit: raaum: "." | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:21:44] <FNONt> I AM A GOOD ACTOR | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:21:50] <FNONt> FOR A BOT | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:21:54] <FNONt> JUST WAIT AND SEE | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:22:20] <^sHuxley^> sshhh, FNONt | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:22:51] * beo_stepfIsDein and sHuxley go back to reworking the script | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:23:22] <j`ey> manfred-s: I know, wtf | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:23:27] <MenTaLguY> Hark, I am the Duke of the Realm of Audience Participation | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:24:04] <aidelaide> MenTaLguY: :D awesome! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:24:19] <aidelaide> we need people like you | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:24:35] * aidelaide wonders. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:24:37] <aidelaide> ^sHuxley^: you guys talking about the donkey's door? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:25:23] <^sHuxley^> ^^YES^^ | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:25:26] <beo_stepfIsDein> we just added a line for kit :D!!! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:25:30] <aidelaide> yeah but now everyone knows about the donkey's door | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:26:10] <beo_stepfIsDein> ohhh | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:26:15] <beo_stepfIsDein> we're still in #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:26:21] <MenTaLguY> Be your donkey door compleat w' donkey? | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:26:22] <^sHuxley^> OH DAMNIT!!! | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:26:29] @ Quit: ^sHuxley^: "away!!" | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:27:01] @ Quit: aidelaide: "i'm justified... and i'm ancient!" | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:27:09] @ Quit: FNONt: "QUIT" | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:27:14] @ Quit: beo_stepfIsDein: "%^ paraumph ^% 444 444 444 (( mooon" | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:29:42] <j`ey> thats was without a doubt, the weirdest thing Ive eer seen on IRC | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:29:44] <MenTaLguY> I liked the idea, but the implementation lacketh much. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:30:40] <teslyANDERSowens> and... | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:31:09] <teslyANDERSowens> CUT | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:31:11] @ Quit: teslyANDERSowens: "justified and ancient" | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:31:25] <j`ey> MenTaLguY: im pondering blogging it | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:34:22] <MenTaLguY> We should do some improv theatre in here. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:34:28] <MenTaLguY> But, actually do it. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:34:34] <MenTaLguY> Rather than meta-theatrics. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:34:36] <j`ey> heh | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:34:53] @ adelaide joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:35:00] @ Quit: adelaide: Client Quit | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:35:31] @ adelaide joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:35:39] @ Quit: adelaide: Client Quit | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:37:48] @ teslyANDERSowens joined channel #camping | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:37:52] @ wilig_away is now known as wilig | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:37:53] <teslyANDERSowens> my wife left her hanky | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:37:57] * teslyANDERSowens picks up hanky | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:37:58] @ Quit: teslyANDERSowens: Client Quit | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:38:46] <MenTaLguY> So, yeah. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:38:50] <MenTaLguY> I was totally serious about the improv thing. | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:39:03] <j`ey> hmm | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:40:09] <j`ey> I got a C in drama, if that helps | ||
| [2006/11/09 16:41:01] <MenTaLguY> perhaps |
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