Skip to content
New issue

Have a question about this project? Sign up for a free GitHub account to open an issue and contact its maintainers and the community.

Sign up for GitHub

By clicking “Sign up for GitHub”, you agree to our terms of service and privacy statement. We’ll occasionally send you account related emails.

Already on GitHub? Sign in to your account

Jump to bottom

Extension pack for picking up Matt Damon #53

Closed
ghost opened this issue Jul 10, 2016 · 13 comments
Closed

Extension pack for picking up Matt Damon #53

ghost opened this issue Jul 10, 2016 · 13 comments
Labels
Type: Humour

Comments

@ghost
Copy link

ghost commented Jul 10, 2016 •
edited by ghost
Loading

I've sent a pull request for an extension to pick up Matt Damon. Please review ASAP: #54
@ghost ghost changed the title Extension pack Extension pack for picking up Matt Damon Jul 10, 2016
@ghost ghost mentioned this issue Jul 10, 2016
Closed
@jrroop
Copy link

jrroop commented Jul 10, 2016 •
edited
Loading

I suggest leveraging the MATTDAEMON (Multipurpose Astronaut Temporary Transportation). That would address other issues (Such as for Major Tom and Astronaut Taylor).

@badvision
Copy link

Congress didn't approve the budget. Suggest he learns to grow wings instead. Wait, are you filming this conversation?

@ghost
Copy link
Author

ghost commented Jul 10, 2016 •
edited by ghost
Loading

@chrislgarry INVALID?!? Expect an angry Ben Affleck at your doorstep any minute. He wants his friend back.

@Tropicalrambler
Copy link

I wonder if you would like them apples.

@chrislgarry
Copy link
Owner

chrislgarry commented Jul 10, 2016 •
edited
Loading

Considering Matt Damon attempted to maroon the entire Endurance crew (Interstellar), he can stay on Mars.

@RexRowan
Copy link

Give him long enough time, he will mutate and adapt to the environment.

@IronJaeger
Copy link

@RexRowan then the Marsians will send him to explore Earth and leave him here, when the planet will be ruled by apes, and he have to believe in darwin's theory and reverse-engeneer his dna to back then

@dwanderton
Copy link

😁 I think i speak for many when i say this just made my day! +1 please reopen

@jayjaybillings
Copy link

Closed? Well, apologies to Matt Damon but we ran out of time.

@hemanth
Copy link

hemanth commented Jul 24, 2016

@oldmud0 oldmud0 added humor and removed invalid labels Aug 4, 2016
@wopian wopian added Type: Humour and removed humor labels Dec 28, 2016
@chrislgarry
Copy link
Owner

Reopening to reflect that Matt Damon is indeed still on Mars.

@chrislgarry chrislgarry reopened this Jan 28, 2019
@LuisAlejandro
Copy link

This bug has been hijacked by Jimmy Kimmel.

@wopian wopian closed this as completed Jul 19, 2019
@Qurmo
Copy link

Qurmo commented Oct 21, 2020

What happened to, we leave no man behind? ;).

Sign up for free to join this conversation on GitHub. Already have an account? Sign in to comment
Assignees
No one assigned
Labels
Type: Humour
Projects
None yet
Milestone
No milestone
Development

No branches or pull requests
14 participants
@hemanth @LuisAlejandro @chrislgarry @wopian @dwanderton @RexRowan @badvision @oldmud0 @jayjaybillings @jrroop @Tropicalrambler @IronJaeger @Qurmo and others