What did the bartender say to the horse? Why the long face
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
What did the fish say when it ran into the underwater wall? Dam
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Становясь старше, я вспоминаю всех людей, которых потерял на этом пути. Возможно, моя начинающаяся карьера экскурсовода была не совсем правильным выбором. Translation: As I get older, I remember all the people I lost on my path. Perhaps my budding career as a tour guide wasn't quite the right choice.