Describe your terms and conditions for a software contract... programatically
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This is a pseudo-javascript code where I show the algorithm I follow when somebody wants to hire me. So I called it... (drumroll)... (more drumroll)... hire-me algorithm. Yeah.

I published this code as an internal joke on my website and it became quite popular, so I decided to push it to Github, sit and watch how you, geeks, fork the repo and write your own versions of it.

Have fun (if you can!) and fork, fork, fork...

If you want to hate me, face by face, you can follow me on Twitter: @danibluebishop.

##Use## You can't use this right now. C'mon, its just an HTML mock around a fake Javascript. The purpose is to read the JS file (hire-me.js) as a human and then laugh because it is funny to explain things to people using code. You know it.