Merge remote-tracking branch 'upstream/master'

CHANGELOG.md

@@ -1,3 +1,15 @@
+v1.1.4
+======
+* hubot define me - Pete Nicholls <pete@metanation.com>
+* google directions support - Zakaria Zajac <zdzajac@gmail.com>
+* hubot vanity me fixup - Alex Whitman <alex@alexwhitman.com>
+* newrelic performance support - Brian Doll <brian@emphaticsolutions.com>
+* sendgrid status support - Jeff Fraser <sixfeetover@gmail.com>
+* hubot show me stories for <project> - Assaf Arkin <assaf@labnotes.org>
+* fix wolfram version to support heroku's node - Simon Horne <soulware@gmail.com>
+* add bing search support - Brandon Satrom <brsatrom@microsoft.com>
+* add github issues support - Assaf Arkin <assaf@labnotes.org>
+
 v1.0.4
 ======
 

package.json

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name":        "hubot-scripts",
-  "version":     "1.1.3",
+  "version":     "1.1.4",
   "author":      "hubot",
   "keywords":    "hubot plugin scripts campfire bot robot",
   "description": "Allows you to open in to a variety of scripts",
@@ -19,9 +19,10 @@
     "redis": "0.6.7",
     "jsdom": "==0.2.0",
     "xml2js": "0.1.x",
-    "wolfram": "0.1.0",
+    "wolfram": "0.1.1",
     "soupselect": "0.2.0",
-    "htmlparser": "1.7.x"
+    "htmlparser": "1.7.x",
+    "sprintf": "0.1.1"
   },
 
   "directories":  {

src/scripts/achievement_unlocked.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+#
+# achievement get <achievement> [achiever's gravatar email] - life goals are in reach.
+#
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.hear /achievement (get|unlock(ed)?) (.+?)(\s*[^@\s]+@[^@\s]+)?\s*$/i, (msg) ->
+    caption = msg.match[3]
+    email = msg.match[4]
+    url = "http://achievement-unlocked.heroku.com/xbox/#{escape(caption)}.png"
+    if email
+      url += "?email=#{escape(email.trim())}.png"
+    msg.send(url)
+
+  robot.hear /acheivement (get|unlock(ed)?)/i, (msg) ->
+    url = "http://achievement-unlocked.heroku.com/xbox/#{escape("Bane of Daniel Webster")}.png"
+    msg.send(url)

src/scripts/bees.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
+# Bees are insane
+#
+# bees - Oprah at her finest, or a good way to turn the fans on coworkers machines
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /bees/i, (message) ->
+    message.send "http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/oprah-bees.gif"

src/scripts/bing.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
+# Returns the URL of the first bing hit for a query
+#
+# bing me <query>   - Bings <query> & returns 1st result's URL
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /(bing)( me)? (.*)/i, (msg) ->
+    bingMe msg, msg.match[3], (url) ->
+      msg.send url
+
+bingMe = (msg, query, cb) ->
+  msg.http('http://www.bing.com/search')
+    .query(q: query)
+    .get() (err, res, body) ->
+      cb body.match(/<div class="sb_tlst"><h3><a href="([^"]*)"/)?[1] || "Sorry, Bing had zero results for '#{query}'"
+

src/scripts/github-issues.coffee

@@ -21,7 +21,11 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
           msg.send "GitHub says: #{err}"
           return
         issues = JSON.parse(body)
-        for issue in issues
-          labels = ("##{label.name}" for label in issue.labels)
-          msg.send "[#{issue.number}] #{issue.title} #{labels.join(" ")}"
+        if issues.length == 0
+            msg.send "Achievement unlocked: issues zero!"
+        else
+          for issue in issues
+            labels = ("##{label.name}" for label in issue.labels).join(" ")
+            assignee = if issue.assignee then " (#{issue.assignee.login})" else ""
+            msg.send "[#{issue.number}] #{issue.title} #{labels}#{assignee} = #{issue.html_url}"
 

src/scripts/meme_generator.coffee

@@ -3,13 +3,13 @@
 # Y U NO <text>              - Generates the Y U NO GUY with the bottom caption
 #                              of <text>
 #
-# I don't always <something>
-#       but when I do <text> - Generates The Most Interesting man in the World
+# I don't always <something> but when i do <text> - Generates The Most Interesting man in the World
 #
 # <text> ORLY?               - Generates the ORLY? owl with the top caption of <text>
 #
 # <text> (SUCCESS|NAILED IT) - Generates success kid with the top caption of <text>
 #
+# <text> ALL the <things>    - Generates ALL THE THINGS
 
 module.exports = (robot) ->
   robot.respond /Y U NO (.+)/i, (msg) ->

src/scripts/newrelic.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,36 @@
+# Display current app performance stats from New Relic
+#
+# You need to set the following variables:
+#   HUBOT_NEWRELIC_ACCOUNT_ID = "<Account ID>"
+#   HUBOT_NEWRELIC_APP_ID     = "<Application ID>"
+#   HUBOT_NEWRELIC_API_KEY    = "<API Key>"
+# 
+# How to find these settings:
+#   After signing into New Relic, select your application
+#   Given: https://rpm.newrelic.com/accounts/xxx/applications/yyy
+#     xxx is your Account ID and yyy is your App ID
+#   Account Settings > API + Web Integrations > API Access > "API key"
+# 
+# TODO:
+#  - Allow hubot to display all app stats for a given account using the View Applications API call
+#    https://github.com/newrelic/newrelic_api
+#  - Allow you to specify the name of the app to fetch metrics for:
+#    hubot newrelic me "My App Name"
+#
+# hubot <newrelic me> - Returns summary application stats from New Relic
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /newrelic me/i, (msg) ->
+    accountId = process.env.HUBOT_NEWRELIC_ACCOUNT_ID
+    appId     = process.env.HUBOT_NEWRELIC_APP_ID
+    apiKey    = process.env.HUBOT_NEWRELIC_API_KEY
+    Parser = require("xml2js").Parser
+
+    msg.http("https://rpm.newrelic.com/accounts/#{accountId}/applications/#{appId}/threshold_values.xml?api_key=#{apiKey}")
+      .get() (err, res, body) ->
+        if err
+          msg.send "New Relic says: #{err}"
+          return
+        (new Parser).parseString body, (err, json)->
+          for threshold_value in json['threshold_value']
+            msg.send "  #{threshold_value['@']['name']} : #{threshold_value['@']['formatted_metric_value']}"
+          msg.send "  https://rpm.newrelic.com/accounts/#{accountId}/applications/#{appId}"

src/scripts/pivotal.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,41 @@
+# Get current stories from PivotalTracker
+#
+# You need to set the following variables:
+#   HUBOT_PIVOTAL_TOKEN = <API token>
+#
+# If you're working on a single project, you can set it once:
+#   HUBOT_PIVOTAL_PROJECT = <project name>
+#
+# Otherwise, include the project name in your message to Hubot.
+#
+# show me stories for <project> -- shows current stories being worked on
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /show\s+(me\s+)?stories\s+(for\s+)?(.*)/i, (msg)->
+    Parser = require("xml2js").Parser
+    token = process.env.HUBOT_PIVOTAL_TOKEN
+    project_name = msg.match[3]
+    if project_name == ""
+      project_name = RegExp(process.env.HUBOT_PIVOTAL_PROJECT, "i")
+    else
+      project_name = RegExp(project_name + ".*", "i")
+
+    msg.http("http://www.pivotaltracker.com/services/v3/projects").headers("X-TrackerToken": token).get() (err, res, body) ->
+      if err
+        msg.send "Pivotal says: #{err}"
+        return
+      (new Parser).parseString body, (err, json)->
+        for project in json.project
+          if project_name.test(project.name)
+            msg.http("https://www.pivotaltracker.com/services/v3/projects/#{project.id}/stories").headers("X-TrackerToken": token).query(filter: "state:unstarted,started,finished,delivered").get() (err, res, body) ->
+              if err
+                msg.send "Pivotal says: #{err}"
+                return
+
+              (new Parser).parseString body, (err, json)->
+                for story in json.story
+                  message = "##{story.id['#']} #{story.name}"
+                  message += " (#{story.owned_by})" if story.owned_by
+                  message += " is #{story.current_state}" if story.current_state && story.current_state != "unstarted"
+                  msg.send message
+            return
+        msg.send "No project #{project_name}"

src/scripts/remind.coffee

@@ -9,11 +9,10 @@ class Reminders
     @cache = []
     @current_timeout = null
 
-    loadReminders = =>
+    @robot.brain.on 'loaded', =>
       if @robot.brain.data.reminders
         @cache = @robot.brain.data.reminders
         @queue()
-    setTimeout loadReminders, 5000 # Hacky until there's some kind of 'loaded' notification
 
   add: (reminder) ->
     @cache.push reminder
@@ -58,7 +57,7 @@ class Reminder
       seconds:
         value: 0
         regex: "seconds?|secs?"
-    
+
     for period of periods
       pattern = new RegExp('^.*?([\\d\\.]+)\\s*(?:(?:' + periods[period].regex + ')).*$', 'i')
       matches = pattern.exec(@time)
@@ -81,4 +80,3 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
     reminder = new Reminder msg.message.user, time, action
     reminders.add reminder
     msg.send 'I\'ll remind you to ' + action + ' on ' + reminder.dueDate()
-

src/scripts/sendgrid.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,71 @@
+# Basic SendGrid statistics.
+#
+# Set HUBOT_SENDGRID_USER to your SendGrid username (the same as you use to log in to sendgrid.com)
+# Set HUBOT_SENDGRID_KEY to your SendGrid password (the same as you use to log in to sendgrid.com)
+#
+# sendgrid total - total sendgrid usage for the account
+# sendgrid today - Total usage for today
+# sendgrid c[ategory] <category> - Today's usage for the given category
+
+env = process.env
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  if env.HUBOT_SENDGRID_USER and env.HUBOT_SENDGRID_KEY
+    robot.respond /(sendgrid)( me)? today/i, (msg) ->
+      opts =
+        days: 0
+      query msg, opts, (json) ->
+        msg.send formatResponse(json[0])
+
+    robot.respond /(sendgrid)( me)? total/i, (msg) ->
+      opts =
+        aggregate: 1
+      query msg, opts, (json) ->
+        msg.send formatResponse(json)
+
+    robot.respond /(sendgrid)( me)? c(ategory)? (.*)/i, (msg) ->
+      category = msg.match[4]
+      msg.send "Category: #{category}"
+      opts =
+        days: 0
+        category: [category] 
+      query msg, opts, (json) ->
+        msg.send formatResponse(json[0])
+
+query = (msg, opts, callback) ->
+  opts.api_user = env.HUBOT_SENDGRID_USER
+  opts.api_key = env.HUBOT_SENDGRID_KEY
+  msg.http("https://sendgrid.com/api/stats.get.json")
+    .query(opts)
+    .get() (err, res, body) ->
+      callback JSON.parse(body)
+
+stats = 
+  requests: 'Requests'
+  delivered: 'Delivered'
+
+  bounces: 'Bounces'
+  repeat_bounces: 'Repeat Bounces'
+
+  invalid_email: 'Invalid Emails'
+
+  opens: 'Opens'
+  unique_opens: 'Unique Opens'
+
+  clicks: 'Clicks'
+  unique_clicks: 'Unique Clicks'
+
+  unsubscribes: 'Unsubscribes'
+  repeat_unsubscribes: 'Repeat Unsubscribes'
+
+  blocked: 'Blocked'
+  spam_drop: 'Spam Drop'
+
+  spamreports: 'Spam Reports'
+  repeat_spamreports: 'Repeat Spam Reports'      
+
+formatResponse = (json) =>
+  details = for stat, description of stats
+    "  #{description}: #{json[stat]}"
+  details.unshift "Stats for #{json.date}:"
+  details.join("\n")

src/scripts/vanity.coffee

@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 #
 
 Path     = require "path"
-sprintf  = require(Path.resolve(Path.join(__dirname, "..", "lib", "sprintf"))).sprintf
+sprintf  = require("sprintf").sprintf
 
 countFollowers = (msg, ids, cb) ->
   counts = []
@@ -55,4 +55,3 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
             msg.send output
         else
           msg.reply "Sorry, not right now. Twitter's returning a #{res.statusCode} error"
-

src/scripts/wolfram.coffee

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ module.exports = (robot) ->
   robot.respond /question (.*)$/i, (msg) ->
     Wolfram.query msg.match[1], (e, result) ->
       # console.log result
-      if result.length > 0
-        msg.send result[1]['subpods'][0]['value']
+      if result and result.length > 0
+        msg.reply result[1]['subpods'][0]['value']
       else
-        msg.send 'Hmm...not sure.  Maybe I don\'t understand the question.'
+        msg.reply 'Hmm...not sure.  Maybe I don\'t understand the question.'

src/scripts/wordnik.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+# Dictionary definitions with the Wordnik API. You'll need an API key from http://developer.wordnik.com/
+#
+# define me <word> - Grabs a dictionary definition of a word.
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /define( me)? (.*)/i, (msg) ->
+
+    if process.env.WORDNIK_API_KEY == undefined
+      msg.send "Missing WORDNIK_API_KEY env variable."
+      return
+
+    word = msg.match[2]
+
+    msg.http("http://api.wordnik.com/v4/word.json/#{escape(word)}/definitions")
+      .header('api_key', process.env.WORDNIK_API_KEY)
+      .get() (err, res, body) ->
+        definitions = JSON.parse(body)
+
+        if definitions.length == 0
+          msg.send "No definitions for \"#{word}\" found."
+        else
+          reply = "Definitions for \"#{word}\":\n"
+
+          lastSpeechType = null
+          definitions = definitions.forEach (def) ->
+            # Show the part of speech (noun, verb, etc.) when it changes
+            if def.partOfSpeech != lastSpeechType
+              reply += " (#{def.partOfSpeech})\n" if def.partOfSpeech != undefined
+
+            lastSpeechType = def.partOfSpeech
+
+            reply += "  - #{def.text}\n"
+
+          msg.send reply
+

src/scripts/xkcd.coffee

@@ -0,0 +1,27 @@
+# Grab XKCD comic image urls
+#
+# xkcd       - The latest XKCD comic
+# xkcd <num> - XKCD comic matching the supplied number
+#
+# Examples
+#
+#   xkcd 149
+#   # => Sandwich - http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/sandwich.png
+#   # => Proper User Policy apparently means Simon Says.
+#
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /xkcd\s?(\d+)?/i, (msg) ->
+    if msg.match[1] == undefined
+      num = ''
+    else
+      num = "#{msg.match[1]}/"
+
+    msg.http("http://xkcd.com/#{num}info.0.json")
+      .get() (err, res, body) ->
+        if res.statusCode == 404
+          msg.send 'Comic not found.'
+        else
+          object = JSON.parse(body)
+          msg.send object.alt
+          msg.send object.title
+          msg.send object.img