garbageman

A brand new shiny package manager. Innovative, slick and lightweight.

Installs packages from git to your piece of shit project.

Where are the packages stored?

There is no database. Packages URLs are store in this repository in the issues. Serverless, bitch.

How do I add my own package?

Open a new issue. That's it. Garbageman will just grab you shitty package from there automatically.

Where are my installed packages?

In the "garbage" directory

Usage?

Give the exe file a package name

How does it handle dependencies?

It doesn't

Package search?

Nope

Node.js integration?

I think you're not paying attention here

The exe file just outputs "fuck you" sometimes!

Fuck you then