Merge pull request #647 from trey/master

Grumpy Cat

src/scripts/grumpycat.coffee

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+# Description:
+#   Load a random Grumpy Cat from an array of images.
+#   Based on pugme.
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   None
+#
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Commands:
+#   hubot grumpycat me - Receive a Grumpy Cat
+#   hubot grumpycat bomb N - get N Grumpy Cats
+#
+# Author:
+#   trey
+
+cats = [
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/M6EO.gif", # rabbit in a hat
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/M17S.gif", # dress
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/M15O.gif", # le mis
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/M01A.gif", # cartoons
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LZ7U.gif", # fuck this
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LXP2.gif", # grumpy tardar sauce
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LWNG.gif", # grandma got run over
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LVVR.gif", # double deal with it
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LV0S.gif", # mural
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LUYE.gif", # stahp
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LUO2.gif", # good
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LS6R.gif", # shut the fuck up
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LSWD.gif", # Tardar Bonepart
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LPCN.gif", # drawing
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LLVD.gif", # terrible time of the year
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LKTG.gif", # Citizen Kane
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LEF8.gif", # emotions
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/LEFR.gif", # skate deck
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/L337.gif", # look askance
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/KV8K.gif", # sitting
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/KU1S.gif", # 3 grump moon
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/KRBA.gif", # rabbit painting
+  "http://mlkshk.com/r/KL19.gif"  # lying on the ground
+]
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.respond /grumpycat me/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send cats[Math.floor(Math.random()*cats.length)]
+
+  robot.respond /grumpycat bomb( (\d+))?/i, (msg) ->
+    count = msg.match[2] || 5
+    for i in [1..count] by 1
+      msg.send cats[Math.floor(Math.random()*cats.length)]
+
+  robot.respond /how many grumpycats are there/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send "There are #{cats.length} grumpycats."