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| > "I love git-blame-someone-else!!" -Linus Torvalds[^linus] | ||
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| ## Install | ||
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| This changes not only who authored the commit but the listed commiter as well. It also is something I wrote as a joke, so please don't run this against your production repo and complain if this script deletes everything. | ||
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| [^linus]: Linus Torvalds didn't really approve of this. It's a joke to prove it works. | ||
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102 comments
on commit e5cfe4b
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tips fedora
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👍
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GitHub has got GPG signature verification now 😆
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Frighten me hurriedly to configure the GPG signature 🐶
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The blog post doesn't mention it, but I don't see any way around their deciding to implement this feature right now stemming from this demo right here.
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I've just discovered this thread. I guess I'll be here for hours now..
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I found this repo through this reddit post.
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Haha I love to use GitHub as 9gag
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This would have been useful a couple times (not for evil reasons I swear), I just used git filter-branch (there's actually a GitHub help page on it IIRC).
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hi I'm jayphelps.
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I think this code shows a technology problem. So, let's work to fix it and this code will be turn into a simple joke.
I lol, but, in the real world it's a big and real problem.
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I didn't even realize how old this thread was until I read through like 3/4 of it.
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yes
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GitHub just became Reddit now?
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I was excited until I saw the dates in thread. Wow, this is 4 years old and never knew about it.
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hi
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this is gold
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GitHub just became Reddit now?
Yes
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lol
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Nearly 2021 and we're still here!
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adding my comment to be a part of history
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It was true! This thread will truly never die!
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The thread can die if you do kill -9 (the pid)
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Not if it's a service with Restart=always, just make sure nobody runs # poweroff
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Hellthreads in Github ticket comments. What will they think of next?
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First Github, then the world... or maybe just prod. lol
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Wow another GitHub Forum!
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How long should i cook an egg if i want the yolk to stay liquid?
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7.35 seconds
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Prove it.
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How long should i cook an egg if i want the yolk to stay liquid?
@Leonetienne Around 12 minutes on an electric stove or 10 Minutes on gas stove. These times are for using cold water and putting the eggs into the water from the start.
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Fake and gay
This didn't age gracefully
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entadi makeentidhi antunna
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I like how professionally people is debating about this particular commit. It's wonderful to see the FS community together.
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Keeping this secret thread alive
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cool beans
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Keeping this secret thread alive
@theabbie so I'd recommend another asshole util git-green-someone-else
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I can't think of anything funny to say, oh well
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Hey, at least you said something.
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this thread has been up for 6 years, let it die
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never
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Nope
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every time this thread lights up in my notifs i lose a year off my life
keep going
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That's as good of a reason as any other to keep it alive in perpetuity.
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To another year of blaming someone else for your commits!
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Cheers!
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I thought i was free
I now realize that freedom is simply a construct created by the reptile lizard shadow government to make us use NPM more
It's the water
It's turning the frogs gay
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NPM SUPREMACY
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I love this
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This is going on for 7 years 😮🎉
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7 glorious beautiful years.
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Hey folks! What's goin' on?
Has the party already started?
Am I late?
You didn't say Linus was going to be here!
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i think i made a friend mad over using his account for a test
10/10
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This is funny. I feel like this is what Linus Torvalds would probably say if he saw this.
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this needs to be built into git by default, imagine how many people could avoid being fired by using this
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There are going to be so many developers with trust issues after they discovered this tool.
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There are going to be so many developers with trust issues after they discovered this tool.
I would say that's sad, but I can use this to add typos into someone else's README commit, and that's too funny for this to be evil.
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The most important tool for humanity.
awesome