bullshit job titles BJTs

• Webmaster WM
• Internet Expert IE
• Senior Coffee Maker SCM
• Lead File Uploader LFU
• Professional Pizza Reheater PPR
• Junior WordPress Admin JWPA
• Google Search Expert GSE
• Ninja Wizard King Slayer NWKS
• Flash Guru FG
• Homepage Designer HPD
• Creative Mastermind CMM
• Future Millionaire FMN
• Dreamweaver RockStar DWRS
• Photoshop Master PSM
• Joomla Celebrity JMC
• Drag & Drop Hero DDH
• HTML Artist HAT
• Master of Copy&Paste MCP
• First Class HTML Slut FCHS
• Hashtag Manager Legend HTML
• Freaking Frontpage Expert FFH
• Professional E-Mail Composer PEC
• Fax Machine Masterer FMM
• .BMP Optimizer BMPO
• Phone Answering Specialist PAS
• Closed Source Evangelist CSE
• CSS Programmer CSSP
• WiFi Wires Shop Owner WWSO
• Markdown Hacker MDH
• Wikipedia Content Quality Supervisor WCQS
• First Class Joomla Hacker FCJH
• Über SASS Tweeter UST / USST
• Table Layout King TLK
• M.Dot Superhero MDSH
• Volunteer Frameset Endorser VFE
• Lead WYSIWYG Ninja LWN
• Expert Mobile Phone Photographer EMPP
• Viral Videograph VV
• Amazing Keyboard Presser AKP
• Jekyll Static Site Specialist JSSS
• Pro TYPO3 Installer PTI
• Direct Response Administrator DRA
• Future Functionality Consultant FFC
• National Usability Director NUD
• Pornography Historian PH
• Crack & Ecstasy Organizer CEO
• Pro CSS-managing-system Developer PCSSMSD
• Awesome Multiple Files Deleter AMFD
• Post-Privacy Guru PPG
• Social Media Assistant SMA
• Senior Phone Operator SPO
• Wordpress Expert WpE
• Professional TweetDeck Monitorerer PTM
• JavaScript Injectioneer JI
• Creative Researcher Hacker CRH
• SASS SLUT SS
• Coolest Copy Cat CCC
• JavaScript Giant JSG
• Powerful Newsletter Unsubscriber PNU
• ASAP Developer ASAPD
• Variables Lord Master VLM
• Early Morning Late Adopter EMLA
• Virtuous Twittererer VTRR
• HyperSpace Tamer HST
• HTML5 Gangster HG

add your own BJTs - Pull Requests welcome!