more sayings

src/client.js

@@ -205,23 +205,33 @@ Client.prototype.simpleStrings = function(_from, text) {
 Client.prototype.simpleSubstrings = function(_from, text) {
     // simple substring to string response
     var responses = {
-        'plate': "Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation.",
-        'shrimp': "Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation.",
-        'society': "Society made me what I am.",
-        'repo': "The life of a repo man is always intense.",        
-        'intense': "The life of a repo man is always intense.",
-        'tense': "A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.",
-        'situation': "A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.",
-        'relationship': "What about our relationship?",
-        'radiation': "You hear the most outrageous lies about it.",
-        'code': "Not many people got a code to live by anymore.",
-        'innocence': "No one is innocent.",
-        'innocent': "No one is innocent.",
-        'guide': "I am guided by my infallable logic.",
-        'guidance': "I am guided by my infallable logic.",
-        'logic': "I am guided by my infallable logic.",
-        'efficent': "The human race is inefficient. Therefore it must be destroyed.",
-        'efficency': "The human race is inefficient. Therefore it must be destroyed."
+        "car": "You find one in every car. You'll see.",
+        "code": "Not many people got a code to live by anymore.",
+        "die": "The lights are growing dim.",
+        "efficency": "The human race is inefficient. Therefore it must be destroyed.",
+        "efficent": "The human race is inefficient. Therefore it must be destroyed.",
+        "explode": "People just explode. Natural causes.",
+        "frank": "And please try to be frank.",
+        "guidance": "I am guided by my infallable logic.",
+        "guide": "I am guided by my infallable logic.",
+        "innocence": "No one is innocent.",
+        "innocent": "No one is innocent.",
+        "intense": "The life of a repo man is always intense.",
+        "know": "For the sake of this and future generations you must tell us everything you know.",
+        "logic": "I am guided by my infallable logic.",
+        "plate": "Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation.",
+        "project": "When they canceled the project it almost did me in.",
+        "quiet": "Too quiet.",
+        "radiation": "You hear the most outrageous lies about it.",
+        "relationship": "What about our relationship?",
+        "repo": "The life of a repo man is always intense.",        
+        "shrimp": "Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation.",
+        "situation": "A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.",
+        "society": "Society made me what I am.",
+        "tense": "A repo man spends his life getting into tense situations.",
+        "trunk": "You don't want to look in there.",
+        "ufo": "Flying saucers. Which are really? Yeah you got it. Time machines.",
+        "weather": "Scientists are at a loss to explain the freak showers of tiny cubes of ice."
     }
     for (var key in responses) {
         if (stringIn(key, text)) {