fix more typos, add more nonsense

Dictionaries/Alien_race.pl

@@ -29,4 +29,5 @@
     'Wookiee',
     'Duros',
     'Neimoidian',
+    '<Alien_race>-American',
 ];

Dictionaries/Carne.pl

@@ -14,7 +14,7 @@
     'purring maggot',
     'chapulines',
     '<Carne> relleno',
-    'jamon',
+    'jamón',
     'manteca',
     'chorizo',
     'tocineta',

Dictionaries/Commit_message.pl

@@ -16,6 +16,7 @@
     'unionfind is no longer being molested.',
     "Well, it's doing something.",
     "I'M PUSHING.",
+    "I CAN SEE THE HEAD!",
     'Whee.',
     'Whee, good night.',
     "It'd be nice if type errors caused the compiler to issue a type error",
@@ -47,7 +48,7 @@
     'To those I leave behind, good luck!',
     'things occurred',
     'i dunno, maybe this works',
-    '8==========D',
+    '8[?=+]D',
     'No changes made',
     'whooooooooooooooooooooooooooo',
     "clarify further the brokenness of C++. why in G-d's name are we using C++?",

Dictionaries/Distraction.pl

@@ -43,7 +43,7 @@
     '<_INFECT_>You got <$Player.status> from eating <Food> at <Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>. In your weakened state you are unable to fight <$Opponent>!',
     '<$Opponent> tells you, "A <Monster>, a <Monster>, and a <Monster> walk into a bar. The <$1> is wearing <Loot>s on <Its> <Body_part>s. They order <Cocktail>s while discussing \'<Movie>\'. The bartender says, \'What is this, some kind of joke?\'"',
     '<$Opponent> quips, "Why did the <Monster> cross the road?"',
-    'You catch <$Opponent> as he finishes a story. "...Finally, the <Relationship> <Policy_violation>s all over the <Relationship>\'s <Body_part>. \'That\'s a hell of an act,\' the talent agent concedes, wiping a stray <Liquor> spatter off his suit. \'What do you call it?\' \'<Movie>\'!!"',
+    'You catch <$Opponent> as he finishes a story. "...Finally, the <Relationship> <Policy_violation>s all over the <Relationship>\'s <Body_part>. \'That\'s a hell of an act,\' the talent agent concedes, wiping a stray <Liquor> spatter off his suit. \'What do you call it?\' \'<Movie>!!\'"',
     '<$Opponent> says, "Sorry babe, but I gotta work early <Date>. I\'ll call, \'K?"',
     '<$Opponent> says, "Here\'s a couple of <Loot>s. Buy yourself somethin\' nice."',
     '<$Opponent> says, "Gee, I\'d like to, but I promised <Boss_monster> I\'d <Policy_compliance> before <Event>."',
@@ -62,6 +62,7 @@
     '<$Opponent> <Policy_violation>s, because that\'s just how <$Opponent> rolls.',
     '<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Boss_monster>? The <^Food> <Appellation_title> of <Location>?"',
     '<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Legendary_warrior>? The <Appellation>?"',
+    '<$Opponent> increduously asks "You\'re <Legendary_warrior>? The <Appellation>? I thought you\'d be taller."',
     'You try to tail standard input indefinitely, but it\'s ineffective!',
     '[thing=<Bad_thing_to_be>][$Player.status=being <$thing>]"No I must kill <$Opponent>s" you shout The radio says "No, <$Player>. You are <$Opponent>s" And then you become <$thing>.',
     'You turn your back to <$Opponent> and say, "Go home, <Sidekick>.  I work [Player.sidekick?with <$Player.sidekick> only.:alone.]"',

Dictionaries/Energy_drink_ingredient.pl

@@ -4,10 +4,12 @@
     'riboflavin',
     'cyanocobalamin',
     'pyridoxine hydrochloride',
-    'guarana',
-    'guarana seed extract',
+    'guaraná',
+    '<Energy_drink_ingredient> seed extract',
+    '<Energy_drink_ingredient> extract',
+    '<Energy_drink_ingredient> nectar',
     'ginseng',
-    'green tea extract',
+    'green tea',
     'taurine',
     'caffeine',
     'glycogen',
@@ -29,7 +31,8 @@
     'milk thistle',
     'L-glutamine',
     'Super Citrimax',
-    'agave nectar',
+    'agave',
+    'vitamin F',
     'aspartame',
     'stevia',
     'GABA',

Dictionaries/Epic_loot.pl

@@ -87,4 +87,5 @@
     'The head of Alfredo Garcia',
     'The <Garment> that was burried with <Boss_monster>',
     'The access code for <Boss_monster>\'s [?secret lair,tomb,pyramid,inner sanctum,undersea laboratory,mainframe computer,fortress of <Status_affliction>]',
+    '"<^Book>", First Edition',
 ];

Dictionaries/Fable.pl

@@ -37,8 +37,8 @@
     <Status_affliction> because he <Policy_violation>d.
 },
 q{
-    A <Boss_monster>-esque explorer named <Legendary_warrior> addressed the<Club> with stories of his latest <Location>an safari.
-    The<$2> was appalled as he described the effects of the <Animal>'s roar:
+    A <Boss_monster>-esque explorer named <Legendary_warrior> addressed the <Club> with stories of his latest <Location>an safari.
+    The <$2> was appalled as he described the effects of the <Animal>'s roar:
     "You feel it first in your <Body_part>. The <Body_part>s at the tip of your <Body_part> stand up.
     "The <Body_part>s on your <Body_part> become erect."
     <Boss_monster> interrupted him, saying, "I must take severe umbrage at your anatomical logic," to which <$1> replied,
@@ -186,7 +186,15 @@
     My life got flipped, turned upside-down
     So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
     I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called <Location>:
-    <Fable>
+<Fable>
+},
+q{
+    I read the news today, oh boy
+    4,000 <Loot>s in <Location>
+    And though the <$0>s were very small
+    They had to count them all
+    Now they know how many <$0>s it takes to fill the <^Location> Hall
+    I'd love to turn you on
 },
 q{[Box=<Crate>]
     Little <$Box>s on the hillside,
@@ -207,4 +215,10 @@
     And they're all made out of <$Ticky>
     And they all look just the same.
 },
+q{
+<Fable>
+
+    And I say to myself
+    What a wonderful world
+},
 ];

Dictionaries/Failure.pl

@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@
     '<_WOUND_><_MOVE_><$Opponent> saps you on the head with your <$Loot>. Everything goes dark and you black out. When you come to, you are in <$Player.location>.',
     '<_MOVE_><$Opponent> throws you in the back of <Its> <Vehicle> and takes you to <$Player.location> against your will!',
     '[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<_WOUND_><_MOVE_><$Opponent> clocks you over the head with your <$Loot> and takes you to <$Player.location> against your will![Player.sep_sidekick? You get separated from <$Player.sep_sidekick>!:]',
-    '[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<&Failure>
-Meanwhile, the City of Los Angeles buys out your <$Player.sep_sidekick> franchise, which will now be known as the L.A. <$Player.sep_sidekick>s.',
+    '[$Player.sep_sidekick=<$Player.sidekick>][$Player.sidekick=]<&Failure>[Player.sep_sidekick?
+Meanwhile, the City of Los Angeles buys out your <$Player.sep_sidekick> franchise, which will now be known as the L.A. Super <$Player.sep_sidekick>s.]',
     '<_WOUND_><$Opponent> smacks you right in the <Body_part>!',
     '<$Opponent> "accidentally" strokes your <Body_part> with <Its> <Body_part>!',
     '<_WOUND_><$Opponent> insults your mother whilst kicking dirt in your eye.',

Dictionaries/Food.pl

@@ -189,5 +189,8 @@
     '<Color> bean',
     '<Food> enriched with <2-30> vitamins and minerals',
     '<Color> pepper',
+    'sous-vite <Food>',
+    '<Food> niçoise',
+    'sloppy <Food>',
     ('<Vegetable>',) x 30, # appx N entries in Veg
 ];

Dictionaries/Headline.pl

@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 [
+    'DEADBEAT DAD BEAT DEAD',
     'FDA BANS [?<!Food>,<!Material> FOOD PACKAGING]',
     '<!Boss_monster> BEATS <!Boss_monster>',
     '<!Monster> ATTACKS <!Location>. Film at 11.',
@@ -35,19 +36,20 @@
     '<!Company> ENDS TALKS TO BUY <!Epic_loot> FROM <!Boss_monster>',
     '[?DOZENS, HUNDREDS, THOUSANDS] FLOCK TO <!Location> [?TO WITNESS <!Event>, TO VIEW <!Monster>s BODY].',
     '<!Comedian> HOSPITALIZED AFTER <!Animal> SANK TEETH INTO UNNAMED BODY PART',
-    'THE REVEWS ARE IN:  [?I WAS A TEENAGE <!Monster>, <!Relationship>: THE MOVIE, <!Occupation> LOVERS, <!Holiday> PARTY <2-5>, <!Genre>: A CELEBRATION]  IS A [?HIT, TRAIN WRECK, MASTERPIECE, FLOP], [?<!Comedian> SHINES!, WHAT WAS <!Comedian> THINKING?]',
+    'THE REVIEWS ARE IN:  [?I WAS A TEENAGE <!Monster>, <!Relationship>: THE MOVIE, <!Occupation> LOVERS, <!Holiday> PARTY <2-5>, <!Genre>: A CELEBRATION]  IS A [?HIT, TRAIN WRECK, MASTERPIECE, FLOP], [?<!Comedian> SHINES!, WHAT WAS <!Comedian> THINKING?]',
     '"<!!Movie>" BOFFO AT BOX OFFICE',
     'EARTHQUAKE IN <!Location> LEAVES <10-1000> DEAD',
     "OMAR COMIN'",
     "<!Company> RESEARCHERS TEST <!Toy_adjective> <!Vehicle>",
     'BREAKING NEWS. MAGIC EIGHT BALL "SOURCES" REVEALED: <!Boss_monster>, <!Animal>, [?<!Comedian>,<!Performer>]',
     "<!Bridge> BRIDGE TO BE OVERHAULED WITH <2-9> NEW LANES, PUBLIC [?OUTRAGED, THRILLED, INDIFFERENT]",
+    "<!Bridge> BRIDGE HAS A STRUCTURAL INTEGRITY OF <2-100> OUT OF 100, STUDY FINDS",
     '<4-9>TH DISTRICT COURT OF <!Location> MAKES RULING:  [?UPHOLDS "<!Food> LAW", DECLARES "<!Weapon> LAW" UNCONSTITUTIONAL]',
     "<!Boss_monster> SETS RECORD, NAMED WORLD'S <!Adjective>st MAN",
     '[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Comedian>] GROWS NEW <!Body_part> AFTER <2-9> [?DECADES,YEARS,MONTHS]',
     'MR. <!Adjective> NOT SO <!$0> AFTER ALL, SAYS EX-WIFE',
     '<!Food> FOUND TO [?CAUSE,CURE] <!Status_affliction>',
-    '[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Monster>,<!Comedian>] BLACKMAILED FOR [?$,€,£]<1-40> [?BILLION,MILLION] IN <!Adjective> <!Body_part> SCANDAL.',
+    '[?<!Boss_monster>,<!Monster>,<!Comedian>] BLACKMAILED FOR [?$,€,£,Rs. ]<1-40> [?BILLION,THOUSAND CRORE,CRORE,LAKH,MILLION] IN <!Adjective> <!Body_part> SCANDAL.',
     '<!Monster> ATTACK LEVELS <!Location>',
     '[?WOMAN,MAN], <40-70>, WAKES AFTER <5-25> YEARS IN COMA. ASKS FOR [?<!Food>,<!Garment>].',
     '<!Animal>s WIN! <!$0>s WIN! <!$0>s WIN!',
@@ -62,4 +64,5 @@
     'NATION OUTRAGED: [?<!Animal>,<!Food>,<!Projectile>]-BOY STORY A HOAX!',
     "IT'S RAINING",
     "SENATE PROPOSES EXTENSION TO <!Event>",
+    'LOREM IPSUM DOLOR SIT AMET',
 ];

Dictionaries/Holy_war.pl

@@ -46,7 +46,8 @@
     '<Soft_drink> over <Soft_drink>',
     'breaking your hard boiled <Animal> egg on the big end (big-endian) versus the little end (little-endian)',
     'EBCDIC vs. ASCII',
-    'UTF-8 vs. UCS-32',
+    'UTF-8 vs. UTF-32',
+    'UTF-16 vs. UCS-2',
     '<OS> over <OS>',
     'stack machines vs. register machines',
     '<Bond> over <Bond>',
@@ -55,4 +56,5 @@
     'ralph over adhesive',
     'literal vikings over metaphorical vikings',
     'hippies vs. squares',
+    'form-fitting vs. gigantic wedding dresses',
 ];

Dictionaries/Legendary_fact.pl

@@ -36,6 +36,6 @@
     '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> is <Monster> to all <Relationship>s',
     '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> spends his free time <Policy_compliance>ing',
     '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> never clocks out. The clock outs <$Legendary_warrior_mentioned>.',
-    '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> posthumosuly cured <Status_affliction> in a <Monster>',
+    '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> posthumously cured <Status_affliction> in a <Monster>.',
     '<$Legendary_warrior_mentioned> performed three miracles, but one of them was a card trick.',
 ];

Dictionaries/License_plate.pl

@@ -1,4 +1,5 @@
 [
+    '1STPOST',
     'BOSS OF U',
     'INT4EVA',
     'HBOMB',
@@ -8,6 +9,7 @@
     'LYTESPD',
     'DRIFTA',
     'HCKY MOM',
+    'SPER MOM',
     'SLAMVAN',
     'D-LISHUS',
     'DRTHVDR',

Dictionaries/Loot.pl

@@ -46,7 +46,7 @@
     'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to alleviate the effects of <Status_affliction>',
     'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to manage the symptoms of <Status_affliction>',
     'bottle^ of <Adjective> potion to prevent <Status_affliction>',
-    'baggy of an herbal remedy for <Status_affliction>',
+    'baggy^ of an^ herbal remedy^ for <Status_affliction>',
     'finely chopped <Food>',
     'plush <Monster>',
     'copy^ of \'The Kramer\'',
@@ -266,7 +266,7 @@
     'oscillation overthruster',
     'purity ring',
     'rubber chicken^ with a pulley in the middle',
-    'bead of orichalcum',
+    'bead^ of orichalcum',
     'prime number',
     'tauntaun sleeping bag',
     'blessed <Loot>',
@@ -283,7 +283,7 @@
     'ream^ of <Boss_monster>\'s letterhead',
     '<Monster> bacon',
     "^spurious apostrophe's",
-    'full-flavored, soothing cigarettes',
+    'full-flavored, soothing cigarette',
     'shower radio',
     '<Loot>^ of tomorrow',
     'massive dataset',
@@ -300,4 +300,5 @@
     'bucket^ of water',
     '<Material> pickaxe',
     '<Material> sword',
+    'paperback^ of "<^Book>"'
 ];

Dictionaries/Music_variation.pl

@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 [
     'in <3-17>/[?2,4,8,16] time',
-    "in the key of [?A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H][?,\x{1D12A},\x{266E},\x{266D},\x{1D12B}] [minor,major]",
+    "in the key of [?A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H][?,\x{1D12A},\x{266E},\x{266D},\x{1D12B}] [?minor,major]",
     'in [?equal-tempered,meantone] tuning',
     'played entirely on everyday household items',
     'played entirely on <Loot>s',

Dictionaries/Performer.pl

@@ -30,4 +30,5 @@
     'William Joel',
     'the <Adjective> corpse of <Performer>',
     'the Cambrian Explosion',
+    'Led <^Vehicle>',
 ];

Dictionaries/Policy_compliance.pl

@@ -56,4 +56,5 @@
     'invent^ new alloys',
     'share^ the workflow',
     'share^ the workload',
+    'boil^ tap water for five minutes before drinking',
 ];

Dictionaries/Public_transit.pl

@@ -7,4 +7,5 @@
     'escalator',
     'tram',
     'monorail',
+    'space <Public_transit>',
 ];

Dictionaries/R2_speech.pl

@@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
+[
+    'beep',
+    'boop',
+    'woo',
+    'zzt',
+    '<R2_speech><R2_speech>',
+    '<R2_speech><R2_speech><R2_speech>',
+];

Dictionaries/Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people.pl

@@ -20,4 +20,5 @@
     'The International Court of Pancakes in the Hague',
     'The Lunch Dumpster',
     'the combination <Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people> and <Restaraunt_that_routinely_poisons_people>',
+    'Hotel [?Rama<~/Boss_monster>,<^Boss_monster>] Bhavan [?,Family Restaurant ]([?A/C,Veg,Non-veg])',
 ];

Dictionaries/Scroll_label.pl

@@ -11,5 +11,6 @@
     'OH THE HUGE MANATEE',
     'ELBERETH',
     'MOAR',
-    'IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER'
+    'IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER',
+    'NOT TO BE TAKEN AWAY',
 ];

Dictionaries/Sidekick_assists.pl

@@ -1,4 +1,27 @@
 ({
+    'C-3PO' => sub {
+        return 'C-3PO complains, "' . singular(one_of([
+            'Sir! The chances of us surviving an encounter with <$Opponent> are <100-10000000> to one!',
+            'I\'ve got a bad feeling about this.',
+            'I believe what <$Opponent> is trying to say is, \'<Rant>\'',
+        ])) . '"';
+    },
+    'R2-D2' => sub {
+        return singular(one_of([
+            'R2 says, "<R2_speech>."',
+            'R2 exclaims, "<R2_speech>!"',
+            'R2 interfaces with <$Opponent>\'s <Loot>.',
+        ]));
+    },
+    'Dirk Calloway' => sub {
+        return singular(one_of([
+            '"Dirk, take dictation," you speak. "Potential members for <Club>: <Boss_monster>, <Sidekick>, <Legendary_warrior>, <$Opponent>. . ."',
+            'You say, "<$Opponent>, this is Dirk Calloway, my chapel partner."',
+            '"I know about you and the <Relationship>", Dirk tells <$Opponent>.
+"Does <$Player> know?"
+"No," Dirk answers, "and I don\'t want him to know. I just want it to stop."',
+        ]));
+    },
     'Tails' => sub {
         return singular(one_of([
             'Tails falls off the edge of the screen.',
@@ -26,7 +49,7 @@
     },
     Filburt => sub {
         return 'Filburt moans, "' . singular(one_of([
-            'Turn the page, wash your hands. Turn the page, wash your hands. And then you turn the page, and then you wash your hands.',
+            'Turn the page, <Policy_compliance>. Turn the page, <$0>. And then you turn the page, and then you <$0>.',
             "I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous...",
         ])) . '"';
     },
@@ -42,9 +65,21 @@
         ]));
     },
     'Fozzie Bear' => sub {
-        return singular(one_of([
-            'Wokka wokka wokka!',
-        ]));
+        my $opponent = singular(one_of(['<*$Opponent>']));
+        $opponent =~ s/^.*\s(\w+)$/$1/;
+        if ($opponent =~ /r$/) {
+            return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know 'er! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+        } elsif ($opponent =~ /m$/) {
+            return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know 'em! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+        } elsif ($opponent =~ /[aeiouy]s$/) {
+            return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know us! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+        } elsif ($opponent =~ /(oo|u)$/) {
+            return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know you! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+        } elsif ($opponent =~ /(ee|[bcdfghjklmnpqrstvwxz]y|i)$/) {
+            return qq{Fozzie quips, "$opponent? I don't even know ye! Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+        } else {
+            return qq{Fozzie quips, "Wokka wokka wokka!"};
+        }
     },
     Chewbacca => sub {
         return singular(one_of([

Dictionaries/Vehicle.pl

@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@
     'lowrider <Vehicle>',
     'seaplane',
     'smartcar',
-    'Partial-zero-emission <Vehicle>',
+    'partial-zero-emission <Vehicle>',
     'shagon wagon',
     'clown car',
     'golf cart',
@@ -73,6 +73,7 @@
     'autorickshaw',
     'truckshaw',
     'bike rickshaw',
+    '<Vehicle> rickshaw',
     'pedicab',
     'Hummer',
     'jetcar',

Game.pm

@@ -52,6 +52,7 @@ our %Dictionaries;
 
 classical 'herd';
 
+def_noun 'staff' => 'staves';
 def_noun 'huggle' => 'hugglz';
 def_noun 'mudkip' => 'mudkipz';
 def_noun 'cosmo' => 'cosmos';