Using Watch and Pay look silly.... this extension turns them into 'Apple Watch' or 'Apple Pay', respectively.
Removes the unicode/ascii Apple symbol when used next to 'watch' or 'pay'.
Right now it only changes the text on reddit.com, I can always add more.
Soon.
Enter chrome://extensions
in the omnibar and simply drag ItsCalledAppleWatch.crx
into the window. Allow it to install.
Helpful guide if you get lost: http://www.howtogeek.com/120743/how-to-install-extensions-from-outside-the-chrome-web-store/