make doc

doc/changelog.md

@@ -216,3 +216,9 @@ npm-changelog(1) -- Changes
 * 0.2.12:
   Various bugfixes (0.2.11 was big, broke some stuff)  
   `npm faq` command (wrapper for `npm help faq`)
+
+* 0.2.13:
+  Merry Xmas!  
+  Config setting on the command line with grace and gusto  
+  Portability and stability fixes.  
+  Mostly sort of works with Homebrew-installed nodejs.

lib/xmas.js

@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+// happy xmas
+var output = require("./utils/output")
+  , npm = require("../npm")
+  , log = require("./utils/log")
+module.exports = function (args, cb) {
+npm.config.set("loglevel", "win")
+var s = " \u2605"
+  , f = "\uFF0F"
+  , b = "\uFF3C"
+  , o = [ "\u0069" , "\u0020", "\u0020", "\u0020", "\u0020", "\u0020"
+        , "\u0020", "\u0020", "\u0020", "\u0020", "\u0020", "\u0020"
+        , "\u0020", "\u2E1B","\u2042","\u2E2E","&","@","\uFF61" ]
+  , oc = [21,33,34,35,36,37]
+  , l = "\u005e"
+
+function w (s) { process.binding("stdio").writeError(s) }
+
+w("\n")
+;(function T (H) {
+  for (var i = 0; i < H; i ++) w(" ")
+  w("\033[33m"+s+"\n")
+  var M = H * 2 - 1
+  for (L = 1; L <= H; L ++) {
+    var O = L * 2 - 2
+    var S = (M - O) / 2
+    for (var i = 0; i < S; i ++) w(" ")
+    w("\033[32m"+f)
+    for (var i = 0; i < O; i ++) w(
+      "\033["+oc[Math.floor(Math.random()*oc.length)]+"m"+
+      o[Math.floor(Math.random() * o.length)]
+    )
+    w("\033[32m"+b+"\n")
+  }
+  w(" ")
+  for (var i = 1; i < H; i ++) w("\033[32m"+l)
+  w("|  |")
+  for (var i = 1; i < H; i ++) w("\033[32m"+l)
+  if (H > 10) {
+    w("\n ")
+    for (var i = 1; i < H; i ++) w(" ")
+    w("|  |")
+    for (var i = 1; i < H; i ++) w(" ")
+  }
+})(20)
+w("\n\n")
+log.win("Happy Xmas, Noders!", "loves you", cb)
+}

man1/changelog.1

@@ -465,5 +465,18 @@ Various bugfixes (0\.2\.11 was big, broke some stuff)
 .br
 \fBnpm faq\fR command (wrapper for \fBnpm help faq\fR)
 .
+.IP "\(bu" 4
+0\.2\.13:
+Merry Xmas!
+.
+.br
+Config setting on the command line with grace and gusto
+.
+.br
+Portability and stability fixes\.
+.
+.br
+Mostly sort of works with Homebrew\-installed nodejs\.
+.
 .IP "" 0
 

man1/faq.1

@@ -54,7 +54,7 @@ upcoming version:
 .P
 \fIhttps://github\.com/isaacs/npm/issues/issue/294\fR
 .
-.SH "What is a `package`"
+.SH "What is a `package`?"
 A package is:
 .
 .IP "\(bu" 4
@@ -65,6 +65,8 @@ b) a gzipped tarball containing (a)
 .
 .IP "\(bu" 4
 c) a url that resolves to (b)
+.
+.IP "\(bu" 4
 d) a \fB<name>@<version>\fR that is published on the registry with (c)
 .
 .IP "\(bu" 4

npm.js

@@ -90,6 +90,7 @@ var commandCache = {}
               , "run-script"
               , "set"
               , "get"
+              , "xmas"
               ]
   , plumbing = [ "build"
                , "update-dependents"