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howdy · · · You have reached nuel github.

Feel free to roam around. Would you like a sandwich? Some coffee perhaps? What's that? You've eaten already and you don't need anything? The comforts of modern life are wasted on an attractive vagabond such as yourself? Instead you'd like to find a place where we could converse a little more privately? My, aren't you a bold one. Well, my hotel room is upstairs. Follow me.

There, are you comfortable? Let me put on some tunes while you freshen up. Maybe clean out your earwax or something. Now, now, don't be shy. Just go into the bathroom. Go on. Now get on your fucking knees and tell me who sent you. Yes, that's loaded and I will use it, honey. Was it the Globoform Corporation? Those weasels from the Chimpee Chocolate Factory? Was it Bryan?!

That capitalist son of a gun. He's crossed the line now. Oh, you? No, you're free to go. Tell Bryan his scare tactics won't work on me. And call me sometime! I don't meet many assassins this cute.

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