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When in the course of human events, it becomes neccessary for one people to disolve the bonds of sobriety, and to assume among the powers on the earth the ability to name CPAN modules according to that which the Laws of Nature and of Ingy instruct them, a decent respect to the creativity of mankind requires that they post that shit to the CPAN so others can benefit.