fix(client): throw error on caching platforms

[millsp]

Detects when Prisma Client is in an environment that is known to cause caching issues and throws an error for the user to fix.

Reminder of the problem:
On the first publication to eg. Vercel, the client will auto-generate and it will get cached. Then we change the schema, and on the second publication, the client will not auto-generate. Because @prisma/client is cached already, the auto-generate won't trigger again. We then have a caching problem, and queries or validation fail because of the de-sync.

Relevant research:
https://github.com/millsp/vercel-prisma-cache-issue-repro
https://www.notion.so/prismaio/Research-Vercel-Netlify-caching-behavior-4ca3e950d7bb43e081a1a2f5a5149518
https://prisma-company.slack.com/archives/C04D5C9D1FG/p1679440563960249

Issues:
Fixes https://github.com/prisma/prisma-private/issues/157
Fixes #6634
Fixes #7291
Fixes #7818
Closes https://github.com/prisma/client-planning/issues/296

Related PRs:
prisma/ecosystem-tests#3454

[codspeed-hq]

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Merging #18437 integration/fix/throw-error-platform-caching (d4cdc0b) will not alter performances.

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