A programmer joke:
!false
It is funny because it is true!
Q. Why did the programmer quit his job?
A. Because he didn't get arrays.
Q. 0 is false 1 is true, right?
A. 1
Q. What is a programmer's favorite spot?
A. Foo Bar
Q. Why do Java programmers have to wear glasses?
A. Because they don't c#
99 bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Take one down, fix it,
108 bug in the code.
A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to to tables and asks...
"Can I join you?"
3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar.
A little while later.... they walked out
Becasue they couldn't find a table.