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The Secret to Life...Seriously
Time for some teachings on life and success
One morning, you wake up in a strange room with marshmallows for walls.
Marshmallows smell funny. What is a marshmallow anyway?
Unexpectedly, the Chief Marshmallow demands to see your references.
The Chief Marshmallow also demands that you watch Sonicsgate
(Must be a Tuesday.)
Or a Wednesday...Thursday...maybe even a Friday, but definetely not a Saturday.
Ok, we have to consider Saturday too.
Alice doesn't live here anymore, or does she?
But not Monday; you never go out on a Sunday evening......or do you?
Gee Whiz! You decide to share your story in the Acts of Kindness page.
For a second, you decide whether or not to just go back to sleep
Then, you consider playing a chess puzzle
A sound from a Hitchcock movie fills the room, then quickly fades away.
Was it the sound of a cry from the shower?
Was it the sound of birds?
It sounded like it could have been a heffalump
No... perhaps not.
I think it was an animal.
Nope, it was Tim Berners-Lee sobbing in despair.
Thinking back, there are no memories to suggest that this should have been anything but an ordinary morning. You didn't go out last night, you don't usually take intoxicants, what's happening...?
Maybe this is a dream?
Or a memory?
Or is it just boring old real-life?
Or The Force!
Or is this just fantasy?
Maybe it's a dream within a dream? Maybe dreaming and reality are one and the same. Maybe reality is an oxymoron when considering multiple dimensions.
But it's probably not worth dwelling on that right now, you could be in danger.
Grave danger. Oh No!
(Is there another kind?)
I actually used to know a guy named Dave Granger. We sure had some good times! Anyway, the possibility of danger lurks.
The type of extreme mortal danger that so often accompanies confectionary inspired interior design. Quickly surveying your immediate surrounds, you notice a garishly dressed, vacant-eyed young man lounging on a nearby sofa.
Pinch yourself to see if this is a dream.
You recall what a man said to you once: "Live as one of them, Kal-El, to discover where your strength and your power are needed. Always hold in your heart the pride of your special heritage. They can be a great people, Kal-El; they wish to be. They only lack the light to show the way. For this reason above all, their capacity for good, I have sent them you... my only son."
Remember that you are superman.
Call in the Justice League!
Interrogate the man for clues.
These marshmallows are numerous and they look so delicious. ... despite the feeling they're somehow judging you for only wearing one sock.
Turn one of the marshmallows into gold.
You reach out to grab a handful of the marshmallow wall, but you can't seem to take the handful away from the wall.
You also seem to be wearing an uncomfortable and restrictive jacket made of leather...
You don't own any uncomfortable and restrictive leather jackets... How did you end up sleeping in one?
Suddenly, fuzzy memories of a tavern and an exotic woman... a house made of candy... closets full of umbrellas and leather.
An umbrella (closed) automagically appears in your left hand. You tentatively
poke the wall with it.
You decide to bite the marshmallow wall.
You are feeling very anxious at this point.
Goosebumps appear.
This is because you do not like leather for ethical reasons.
Leather is all over San Fransisco.
You begin to break out of the jacket and find a lighter, a fork, and rope.
You also find a new packet of double chocolate caramel Tim Tams inside a pink sock.
But only find out that the chocolate has expired 132 days ago.
Do you want to try to fill the remaining space in the sock with marshmallows?
You are not sure who placed these objects near you or why.
But you have a growing sense that these mundane objects are vital to your survival.
You decide to try to light a fire to melt some of the marshmallows so you look for some kindling.
You have the suspicion that you are being closely watched.
Of course, it's that man on the sofa; go talk to him again.
Wait, I'm in front of a mirror... Am I? Let's see...
You see a polar bear searching for food.
"Well- OK," you admit to yourself, "perhaps I do indulge in the occasional intoxicant!"
You hear a small bird sound in the distance.
But it sounds like it might be coming out of speakers.
Something lightly brushes the back of your neck, sending a chill down your spine!
Startled, you immediately whirl around to see who (or what) touched you...but there's no one behind you.
You hear a strange noise then turn and see a large, wooden door.
You knock, hear nothing and decide to enter.
Click here to use your sonic screwdriver to scan the air for alien life forms.
When you look away, a marshmallow hand attempts to grab the lighter.
But you are too quick for the marshmallow!
The realization suddenly dawns upon you the marshmallow is self aware!
You try to bury your contribution because you are slightly
Embarrassed by the exercise.
If you don't do something quickly, this marshmallow belly will digest you!
Marshmallows are going to rule the world!
Long live marshmallows!
For a few moments you think to yourself, with all these marshmallows, you have some rice krispy squres.
Hold the image of the marshmallow and...
Sing softly the song of it's people as you...
BUT!!!! wait a minute... Do you hear that??
A soft echo of a torrent is fading from far...
I felt a sudden ease of mind.
"Ok", I said to myself, "I need to get out of here"
"But first I must remember the magic spell needed to open the enchanted door!" Where is Hermione Granger when you need her? Where I ask you? Oh, I know. Click here
You pick up the fork and wrap it in rope to fashion a crappy wand.
Pointing it at the door, eyes closed, "Alohomora..."
Nothing seems to be happening.
You pause for a second, awaiting a spectacular sight.
Sheepishly you look down on the crappy wand in your hand.
You must be doing something wrong. You drink a beer and think about it, then Ah-ha!
You notice your pants are now glowing, so you must have been holding the wand upside down.
Suddenly, you become aware of the need to take a leak. You can't hold it. You wonder, Are glowing pants waterproof? You Look for a toilet
Do you:
Listen to Tales of the Inexpressable (By Shpongle)
Watch the new Star Wars trailer
Watch the second new Star Wars trailer
Blackout and wake up in a strange place without knowing how
Take out your knitting project and finish your sock heel turn.
Sit back a listen to your favourite White Stripes track
Make changes on GitHub to revise this crazy story
Spend so long trying to decide that you fall asleep
Watch the Warriors vs Cavaliers game 1 of the NBA Finals
Peek through the keyhole to reveal what is beyond
Try the more effective "Apparation" spell to teleport elsewhere
Give the marshmallow entity a turing test
Step into an adjacent room to check your social media hubs
Try and interact with the marshmallow hand
Check your phone for date, time and location?
Make a swing with rope and jacket
Give the marshmallow to the polar bear?
Try to pull a MacGyver with the lighter, fork and rope?
Quickly run outside and explore?
Offer to get the narrator a ladder, so they can get off your back?
Dig a hole with your bare hands?
Begin to dance to pass the time?
You pinch yourself to see whether you are dreaming?
Promise to yourself this is the last time you take hallucinogenic mushrooms?
Think this is too surreal and decide to try the French version instead?
Think this is a dream, and jam the fork into your hand to wake up?
Make one of those weird marshmallow Jell-O salads?
Go meditate and ponder about your next step?
Get to work on the best batch of cookies ever made?
Start tying knots on the fork?
Start pondering how you got yourself in a sticky situation?
Create a new jacket out of marshmallows?
Whip out your spork, start a fire and make giant s'mores?
Ask yourself how you got yourself into this situation - AGAIN?
Challenge the Marshmallows to a Rock Off!
Hide the lighter fork and rope in your pocket
Make a necklace out of the marshmallows
Put yourself back in the straitjacket
Attempt to befriend the marshmellow man
Try to use one of your pokemon?
Throw a rock at it and see if it moves
Start tickling the marshmallow
Tie the marshmallow's hands and legs
B b b bird bird bird, bird is the word
Escape and find a phone to call...
Run back and forth quickly slamming into the walls
In their tongue he is Dovhakiin, DragonBorn, FUS ROH DAH
Oh dear! You ended up in Candyland!
You punch the first person you see!
Melt all the marshmallows to make s'mores?
Want to cook boneless pork shoulder roast?
Try the Marshmallow Test on it?
You realize you are in NeverLand and you are never going come... so you sing the Tinker Bell song
You decide to become a marshmallow yourself.
Explain Fizzbin to the marshmallow hand?
Drool on the Marshmallow to show demonstrate your digestive superiority
Escape into Willy Wonka Lego-World
After breakfast you lookup triathlon
Choose the blue pill or the red pill?
Twas the Night Before Christmas
Check Reddit for any useful information.
Give up and search for oil fields
Sit and ponder how you got into this situation
Smart Ape roasting a marshmellow
Use your chance, master self-control
Call upon one of your past lives as avatar
Go afk and report the jungler?
Leap on the Polar bear and charge
Make an appointment with the dentist
Create an artificial intelligence to help you escape
Abdul kalam quotes on overcoming fear
If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.
There's no such thing as a free lunch.
Contemplate the meaning of life
Rinse the marshmallow under the tap then eat it
Utilize your wand once again...
Analyze the composition of the marshmallow
Oops! this story ain't ending..
[Play on miniclip!] (papa-louie/papa-louie.md)
"I have problems with my sleep," you realise. "I'm going to move to New York."
Summon Dragons of the Khaleesi
See if there is a Udacity course on the subject
Click here to listen to music.
Decide to browse Reddit instead
[It's time to take a vacation] (licked-cat/vacation.md)
And then you realize that Burning Man is over, so no real vacations :(
Think about happy thoughts while spinning around in circles
If you eat a lot, you should also exercise
A quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog!
Buy a 1st class ticket and fly to Las Vegas NV; what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
This [miracle man] (copper-plate-man/copper-plate-man.md) can read your mind without uttering a word.
You decide that you do not want to visit the miracle man. You check your phone to find something else to do.
And you plug-in to play some music.
The next thing you know, you're up all night in Croatia mixing a new playlist
You remember the story of a robot.
Wondering how you got here, you feel a strange tingling in your hands, almost as if they are responding to your new surroundings. You feel an urge to gesture forward, and as you do a large pink marshmallow shoots out of your hand into the wall before you. Explore your new marshmallow powers.
The evil and heroic marshmallow
All in a hard days work, do you play some music.
As you hold your pot of precious hunny, you begin to hear an ominous voice...
Honesty in a hard way Watch it
Maybe, just maybe, your not here, and this isn't happening
But the call of of nature wasn't going away so you push open the toilet door and go in..
Just then you recall the news story of what is causing the [strange noise] in toilet (http://nydn.us/1iLJF83) you look around..
...and you are horrified by what you see
You escape into a recording studio
Now for some music
And then you stumble upon something completely different
After the stumble you trip over a plant guess what the plant is?
Story intensifies!
You decide to take a shortcut on the way to the movie...
Instead of going to the movies, you decide to solve the gase crisis instead.
You made it through the day and are starting to get sleepy... Time to fall asleep
You wake up in front of a computer screen. You begin reading the text of a markdown file called marshmallow.md. As you read you realize that the story is about you!
This false egotism makes you forget something important.
<<<<<<< HEAD You must be lonely. Want a friend?
When I code over my weekend, I feel that this becomes my whole life.
Suddenly you feel a strong craving for something.
Despite the little conundrum that you resolved, you realize that it's now Friday, December 4th.
"Wait a minute", you gasped, "The English Premier League is on tomorrow!!"
With that new revelation in mind, you quickly make like David Hasselhoff and wiggle your wrist to show off a nice particular watch that even listens to you when you speak to it.
So the Epic Sexy Sax Guy saves the day, go here to read more about him ...
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["Train Ride!"] (train-ride/train-ride.md)
I consider publishing a spoiler to the new Star Wars movie
"What's a Heffelump?" asked Sheffield inquisitively.
"I dont't know! Why should I care?" replied Donald Trump.
When faced with a lot of work and impending deadlines in the (not so near) future, there are two options you must choose from.
You may either do this,
or that.
This is one weird story. Did anybody read the whole page?
I sure did not. This is as weird as it gets.
"I should completely ignore all of the above boring messages and move to the greatest city on earth!" I exclaim move to Boston."
Wait a second, I actually meant to say that Camelot is where I really want to go!
"Who will you [serve] (joshua_24_15/joshua_24_15.md)?"
Yourself?
Instead of reading this entire story, you decide to go see the new star wars!
You decide that $1.5 billion is too much to pass up, so you buy a Powerball ticket.
What is Bayes' theorem?
The divergence is coming, survive or perish?
Hear a roaring sound in the distance
You decide to work on one of your big projects...
"What a joke?", he said, after looking at the news
Hmmm....I wonder what this fortune cookie says...
The news says it all my people!
Bible says... As you sow, so shall you reap
So shall you reap, and the steelers know that all too well!
Until you realize that even marshmallows need LOVE.
You look up and out to the ocean. In the distance you see a mermaid
The mermaid above died, but don't worry...
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