add a fortune cookie: alexgoot about existing

shlomif · Jun 15, 2024 · 2001441 · 2001441
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diff --git a/src/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml b/src/humour/fortunes/fortunes-shlomif-ids-data.yaml
@@ -2396,6 +2396,8 @@ files:
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
     alan-kay-on-cpp:
       date: 2008-07-04T09:17:00Z
+    alex-goot-cannot-believe-he-exists:
+      date: 2024-06-15T06:57:20Z
     alisonclement-what-is-an-enclycopedia:
       date: 2010-02-01T20:53:17Z
     all-american-rejects-gives-you-hell-1:

diff --git a/src/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav.xml b/src/humour/fortunes/shlomif-fav.xml
@@ -8317,7 +8317,7 @@ Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art!<br />
 
                         <para>
                             My love to you is like a river;<br/>
-                            like the summer breeze it makes my soul shiver;<br/>
+                            like the summer breeze, it makes my soul shiver;<br/>
                             one look from you is more precious than gold.<br/>
                             Let’s go get some barbecue and get busy!
                         </para>
@@ -8377,5 +8377,24 @@ True ignorance is not the absence of knowledge, but the refusal to acquire it.
             </quote>
         </fortune>
 
+        <fortune id="alex-goot-cannot-believe-he-exists">
+            <meta>
+                <title>“The odds are SO much insanely higher to not ever exist, vs. being born. I can’t believe I exist.”</title>
+            </meta>
+            <quote>
+                <body>
+
+<p>
+The odds are SO much insanely higher to not ever exist, vs. being born. I can’t believe I exist.
+</p>
+
+                </body>
+                <info>
+                    <author>Alex Goot ( @alexgoot )</author>
+                    <work href="https://twitter.com/alexgoot/status/1335832449067126785">Twitter Tweet</work>
+                </info>
+            </quote>
+        </fortune>
+
     </list>
 </collection>