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"Three things are certain:|Death, taxes, and lost data.|Guess which has occurred.|-- David Dixon", | ||
"Everything is gone;|Your life's work has been destroyed.|Squeeze trigger (yes/no)?|-- David Carlson", | ||
"I'm sorry, there's -- um --|insufficient -- what's-it-called?|The term eludes me ...|-- Owen Mathews", | ||
"Windows NT crashed.|I am the Blue Screen of Death.|No one hears your screams.|-- Peter Rothman", | ||
"Seeing my great fault|Through darkening blue windows|I begin again|-- Chris Walsh", | ||
"The code was willing,|It considered your request,|But the chips were weak.|-- Barry L. Brumitt", | ||
"Printer not ready.|Could be a fatal error.|Have a pen handy?|-- Pat Davis", | ||
"A file that big?|It might be very useful.|But now it is gone.|-- David J. Liszewski", | ||
"Errors have occurred.|We won't tell you where or why.|Lazy programmers.|-- Charlie Gibbs", | ||
"Chaos reigns within.|Reflect, repent, and reboot.|Order shall return.|-- Suzie Wagner", | ||
"Login incorrect.|Only perfect spellers may|enter this system.|-- Jason Axley", | ||
"This site has been moved.|We'd tell you where, but then we'd|have to delete you.|-- Charles Matthews", | ||
"ABORTED effort:|Close all that you have.|You ask way too much.|-- Mike Hagler", | ||
"First snow, then silence.|This thousand dollar screen dies|so beautifully.|-- Simon Firth", | ||
"With searching comes loss|and the presence of absence:|\"My Novel\" not found.|-- Howard Korder", | ||
"The Tao that is seen|Is not the true Tao, until|You bring fresh toner.|-- Bill Torcaso", | ||
"The Web site you seek|cannot be located but|endless others exist|-- Joy Rothke", | ||
"Stay the patient course|Of little worth is your ire|The network is down|-- David Ansel", | ||
"A crash reduces|your expensive computer|to a simple stone.|-- James Lopez", | ||
"There is a chasm|of carbon and silicon|the software can't bridge|-- Rahul Sonnad", | ||
"Yesterday it worked|Today it is not working|Windows is like that |-- Margaret Segall", | ||
"To have no errors|Would be life without meaning|No struggle, no joy|-- Brian M. Porter", | ||
"You step in the stream,|but the water has moved on.|This page is not here.|-- Cass Whittington", | ||
"No keyboard present|Hit F1 to continue|Zen engineering?|-- Jim Griffith", | ||
"Hal, open the file|Hal, open the damn file, Hal|open the, please Hal|-- Jennifer Jo Lane", | ||
"Out of memory.|We wish to hold the whole sky,|But we never will.|-- Francis Heaney", | ||
"Having been erased,|The document you're seeking|Must now be retyped.|-- Judy Birmingham", | ||
"The ten thousand things|How long do any persist?|Netscape, too, has gone.|-- Jason Willoughby", | ||
"Rather than a beep|Or a rude error message,|These words: \"File not found.\"|-- Len Dvorkin", | ||
"Serious error.|All shortcuts have disappeared.|Screen. Mind. Both are blank.|-- Ian Hughes" | ||
The Tao that is seen | ||
Is not the true Tao, until | ||
You bring fresh toner. | ||
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http://www.salonmagazine.com/21st/chal/1998/01/26chal.html | ||
Salon Magazine | ||
1998 | ||
With searching comes loss | ||
and the presence of absence: | ||
"My Thesis" not found. | ||
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Yesterday it worked | ||
Today it is not working | ||
Software is like that. |