Merge pull request #1 from theodi/blurb

Blurb

_layouts/tool.html

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         {{ page.blurb }}
       </h2>
 
+      {{ page }}
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       <a href='{{ page.site }}' class='btn btn-primary'>See it in action <i class='fa fa-first-order'></i></a>
       <a href='{{ page.code }}' class='btn btn-primary'>Get the code <i class='fa fa-github'></i></a>
     </div>

_tools/bothan.md

@@ -6,8 +6,4 @@ blurb: Make a data-driven dashboard
 screenshot: bothan.png
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-OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!
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-From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.
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-Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.
+Bothan brings you information. It's a simple platform for storing and publishing timeseries metrics, both as JSON, as simple, embeddable visualisations, or within dashboards. 

_tools/certificates.md

@@ -6,10 +6,4 @@ blurb: The mark of quality and trust for open data
 screenshot: certificates.png
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-Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.They just toss us away like yesterday's jam.Yeah, you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend?I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
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-A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?A gay musical, called Gay. That's quite gay. Gay musical? Aren't all musicals gay? This must be, like, the gayest musical ever.0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?
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-Oh my God. I didn't even know Smarties made a cereal. They don't. It's just Smarties in a bowl with milk.I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
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-You're not comfortable with your sexuality? Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid?OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.
+Open Data Certificates are a free online tool to assess and recognise the sustainable publication of quality open data. It uses a questionnaire-style assessment to assess the legal, practical, technical and social aspects of publishing open data using best practice guidance.

_tools/commachameleon.md

@@ -6,8 +6,4 @@ blurb: A desktop CSV editor with validation magic
 screenshot: commachameleon.png
 ---
 
-OK. Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning? Smarties cereal.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.See the driver hooks a function by patching the system call table, so its not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in there and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory!When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!
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-From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.
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-Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.I don't see how they couldn't just keep it as it was. How hard is it to remember 911?Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.Nicer ambulances, faster response times and better looking drivers mean they're not just the Emergency Services, they're your Emergency Services.We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.
+Comma Chameleon is a desktop CSV editor built with data publishers in mind, giving users the ability to import, validate and publish CSV datasets quickly, easily and in a way that reduces pain for reusers.

_tools/csvlint.md

@@ -6,10 +6,6 @@ blurb: Check your CSV files with CSVLint
 screenshot: csvlint.png
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-Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend?No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry are you from the past?No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on.How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss!
+CSV looks easy, but it can be hard to make a CSV file that other people can read easily.
 
-It's my term for my time of the month. Oh. What time of the month? The weekend?Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3!No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on.A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.
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-Yeah, you need to turn it on... uh, the button turns it on.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!You know, it's high tide. But we're not on the coast. I'm closed for maintenance! Closed for maintenance? I've fallen to the communists! Well, they do have some strong arguments.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!How can you two... Don't Google the question, Moss!Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!
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-I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.Hello? I've had a bit of a tumble.No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on.I've got Aunt Irma visiting. Oh, do you not like Aunt Irma? I've got an aunt like that.Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.While he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!
+CSVLint helps you to check that your CSV file is readable. And you can use it to check whether it contains the columns and types of values that it should.

_tools/octopub.md

@@ -6,10 +6,4 @@ blurb: Publish data easily, quickly and correctly
 screenshot: octopub.png
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-I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!So, remember the new number! 0118 999! 88199, 9119 725! ... 3!0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.
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-Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN!If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3!Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?Dear Sir stroke Madam. Fire, exclamation mark. Fire, exclamation mark. Help me, exclamation mark. 123 Carrendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. All the best, Maurice Moss.Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.
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-I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.Huh, what you think I'm afraid of you? I'm not afraid of you.When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: a dream and 6 million pounds.He's had quite an evening. Someone stole his wheelchair. Did you see who it was? Red bearded man.Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?How long have you been disabled? Ten years? Ten years, and how did it happen? If that's not a rude question. Acid?
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-We don't need no education. Yes you do. You've just used a double negative.Well that's easy to remember. 0118 999 88199 9119 725! ... 3!Uh... okay, well, the button on the side, is it glowing?Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.0115... no... 0118... no... 0118 999 ... 3. Hello? Is this the emergency services? Then which country am I speaking to? Hello? Hello?No, no, that's the music you heard when it come on.
+Github is a great tool for sharing, and collaborating on, data. However, it can be intimidating for non-technical users. Octopub allows data publishers to publish datasets on Github with the minimum of effort, and including all the necessary metadata that makes it easy for reusers to pick up and work with that data.

_tools/pathway.md

@@ -5,11 +5,6 @@ code: https://github.com/theodi/pathway
 blurb: Map your pathway to open data success
 screenshot: pathway.png
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+Open data pathway is a self-assessment tool that will help you assess how well your organisation publishes and consumes open data, and identify actions for improvement.
 
-It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...Carrie, Moss! First scene in Carrie! Oh. OkayWhile he was eating, did you hear anyone laughing? Like... in the kitchen area? Yes! Yes I did, actually, yes I did. That'd be trouser food!I am a man, he's a man, we're men! Ok, tell me how your feeling. I feel delicate... and annoyed, and... I think I'm ugly.Yes! Yesterday's jam. That is what we are to them!... Actually, that doesn't work, as a thing, because, you know, jam lasts for ages.From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!
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-Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?I'm a 32 year old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!Graphic homoeroticism? Does that mean they're going to get them out?It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...Oh really? Then why don't you come down and make me then.
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-If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers. Oh my God! Before you brought it to their table? No, after! Of course, before! Why would I do it after?Today I have a business empire the like of which the world has never seen the like of which. I hope it doesn't sound arrogant when I say that I am the greatest man in the world!You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk!I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.Hello, IT. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?A story of a young man trying to find his sexuality in the uncaring Thatcher years. Warning: Contains scenes of graphic homoeroticism.
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-You mean 999. Yes, yes, I mean 999! Yeah, I know. That's the American one, you berk!Unbelievable! Some idiot disabled his firewall, meaning all the computers on Seven are teeming with viruses, plus I've just had to walk all the way down the motherfudging stairs, because the lifts are broken AGAIN!I'll put this over here, with the rest of the fire.No, no there you go, no there you go. I just heard it come on.From today, dialing 999 won't get you the Emergency Services, and that's not the only thing that's changing!It's like they're pally-wally with us when there's a problem with their printer, but once it's fixed...
+The tool uses a questionnaire based on the open data maturity model. The model is based around five themes and and five progress levels. Each theme represents a broad area of operations within an organisation. Each theme is then broken down into areas of activity.