Office Simulator Slackbot
Office slack messages are the passive agressive post-its of the modern world. Do you miss the office life? You won't any more with this realistic office slack simulator.
We have spared no expense, simulating the most realistic office messages, so you are never really at ease!
This is serious stuff
- Complete Realism
- 100% vetted passive agression!
- And of course, it REMEMBERS!
... 5 days later:
Lets see that again!
... 8 days later:
Firstly, you will need to create a new "bot" integration, in your slack settings. Type a username
Office Simulatorand click "Add Bot Integration".
Once the bot is created, you will be shown an
API token... copy this, we'll need it later.
Next, clone this project, or download it as a ZIP and extract it.
index.jsin the root directory, and add replace
SLACK_API_TOKENwith your slack token. You can also change the channel from
generalto one of your other channels, if you wish.
npm startin the project, and you should see the initial team building message.
Something to add?
Please, add new messages for the slackbot, etc, to the
/data/actions.js file... you can use the
%modifier% to add custom random alterations, as well as the
reaction key, to add custom reactions.
Submit a PR, and I'll check it out!
Office simulator only posts once or twice a day, so if it doesn't seem to be constantly going, its due to painstakingly accurate realism.
The MIT License
Copyright (c) 2017 Tim Holman - http://tholman.com