New Patchnotes Chess

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Split from #12

top fiev(5️⃣) ches♟ pices that need✅ nerf👎/buff👍 (chess.cummy needs 2️⃣ hear👂 this rn) chess.com is so unfare😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿💢💢😠😠 on the peces in chess🧀♟, it maek gaem🎮🎮🎮 sooooo unfare💔 and unbelenced⚖🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬!!!!!11!1!1121212121@@2. chess.com u bettr need to here👂👂🎧🎧 these cus it weil maek ur gaem🎮 so fun!🎠🤹‍♀️😃 :D and it wil fix🛠🛠🛠🛠🔧🔧🛠🔧 the gaem🎮 now here is the 5 ches pices that need✅ nerf👎/buff👍:

5.Bishep (✝)[NERF👎]: bishep ned NERF very very frugging(am not alwd❌ t swer🤬🤬 bc mom👧 ses its very very very bad🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱!!!) bad cus bishep always kill my 👑quen(also needs nerf), bishep always sniep🔫💦💦💦 my quen when ets so unixpicted which is very very very 🅰nnoyign👿👿👿👿😠😠😠😠😠, when my qen dies to bishep, i get so ANGERY that i resig immiditelly cus quen is awesome but it ned nerf. How d nerf👎 wil work: bishop cen move diagunelly↗↖ but ONLI 1️⃣ square so it dusint sniep my quen👑 and anythign lse

4.horse🐴[NERF👎]: horse is so no skill😡😡😡😠😠😠💢💢💢 it can jump🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘 on top of pisces N ITS ILLEGEL TO OTHER STUFF, its so bad❌❌❌ that it does n L mov whcih only bozos🤓🤓🤓🤓 wil do. it gts WORSE📛📛📛📛 when it combo with bishep✝ n IT FORK🍴🍴🍴🍴, bc of horse🐴👎😡😡😡😠😠😠💢💢💢, I CANT EAT🍴🍴 HORS BC OF BISHEP N I LOOS ROCK🥌 AND I HAVE NO CESTLE🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰🏰 NOW, only furis use horse

How d nerf👎 wil work: horse🐴 cnt fork🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 now, you ned to be fadderliss👦❌❌❌ and leik to merry animels to get permisshun✅ to gain aciss to using fork🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴(im giving chence to fadderless ppl so they can also have a tinsy 🤏🤏🤏 chance to beat me cus im the best🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 chiss♟♟ player in da worl!!🌎🌎🌏🌏🌎🌍🌏🌍🌎🌎🌎🌐

3.Rock[BUFF👍]: rock is stoopid🧠🧠🧠🧠❌❌❌❌❌❌, it cantont ESCAPE💨👟👟👟💨💨💨 fork🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 whic make it worse pece in al tiem⏲️⏲️⏲️⏲️⌛⌛⌛⏲️, N IT HAS MOR VALUE🔢🔢🔢🔢 THAN BISHEP N PWN♟️♟️♟️ COMBIJNED!!>!>?!>!.?!?!?!?!? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡💢💢💢💢👿👿👿👿👿👿😠😠😠😡💢👿👿🗯️🗯️🗯️🗯️🗯️🗯️

how the buff👍 wil work: rock shuld be imune to fork🍴🍴🍴🍴🍴 and get ability to jump liek hors🐴🐎🐎🐎🐎

2.Quen👑[BUFF👍]: Quen👑 NEED BUFF VERY VEYR VERY VEYR FAST💨

1.King🤴🤴🤴[BUFF👍]: KING🤴 LWAYS DIE BC IT SO BAD😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿😡😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 AND KING🤴 SHULD BE GUD, AND IT DUSNT MAEK SENS BECOSE BOI👦 IS BETTR👦, STRONKER💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪 THAN GURL👧❌❌❌. HOW IS KING WEAKR THAN QUEEN. GOOFY AH GAME 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿😡😡😡😡😡😡😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😡😡😡😡👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿👿🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

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Credit to @VijayLehto

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For future reference, I do not condone the blatant misogyny and furryphobia in this copypasta, I was just asked to implement it.