Reenables miscreants on the RP server with some better-curated objectives.

code/datums/miscreant_objectives.dm

@@ -4,19 +4,20 @@
 
 	generate_miscreant_objectives(var/datum/mind/crewMind)
 		set background = 1
-#ifdef RP_MODE // no really don't make any on destiny thanks
-		return
-#else
-		//Requirements for individual objectives: 1) You have a mind (this eliminates 90% of our playerbase ~heh~)
-												//2) You are not a traitor
+		//Requirements for individual objectives:
+		//1) You have a mind (this eliminates 90% of our playerbase ~heh~)
+		//2) You are not a traitor
 		if (!crewMind)
 			return
 		if (!crewMind.current || !crewMind.objectives || crewMind.objectives.len || crewMind.special_role || (crewMind.assigned_role == "MODE"))
 			return
 		if (crewMind.current && (isdead(crewMind.current) || isobserver(crewMind.current) || issilicon(crewMind.current) || isintangible(crewMind.current)))
 			return
-
+		#ifdef RP_MODE
+		var/list/objectiveTypes = concrete_typesof(/datum/objective/miscreantrp)
+		#else
 		var/list/objectiveTypes = concrete_typesof(/datum/objective/miscreant)
+		#endif
 		if (!objectiveTypes.len)
 			return
 
@@ -34,14 +35,16 @@
 			if (obj_count <= 1)
 				boutput(crewMind.current, "<B>You are a miscreant!</B>")
 				boutput(crewMind.current, "You should try to complete your objectives, but don't commit any traitorous acts.")
+				#ifdef RP_MODE
+				boutput(crewMind.current, "Remember, this is an opportunity to create a story, not to cause wanton destruction.")
+				#endif
 				boutput(crewMind.current, "Your objective is as follows:")
 			boutput(crewMind.current, "[newObjective.explanation_text]")
 			obj_count++
 
 		miscreants += crewMind
 
 		return
-#endif
 
 ABSTRACT_TYPE(/datum/objective/miscreant)
 /datum/objective/miscreant
@@ -119,4 +122,60 @@ ABSTRACT_TYPE(/datum/objective/miscreant)
 	spy
 		explanation_text = "Become an inter-galactic spy and refer to everyday objects as 'gadgets'."
 
+ABSTRACT_TYPE(/datum/objective/miscreantrp)
+/datum/objective/miscreantrp
+	shoes
+		explanation_text = "Through trade, sweet-talking, light extortion, blackmail, and other devilish, but non-violent means, secure and deep-fry as many shoes as possible."
+
+	bar
+		explanation_text = "Set up and aggressively market an illicit bar to compete with the Barman, try to draw as many customers away as possible!"
+
+	kitchen
+		explanation_text = "Set up and aggressively market an illicit kitchen to compete with the Chef, try to draw as many customers away as possible!"
+
+	salvage
+		explanation_text = "Gather as many items as possible from maint-tunnels and spare rooms, try to sell them to the crew for a profit."
+
+	secret
+		explanation_text = "Spread misinformation about a terrible event to incite a panic among the crew. If caught, claim it was a safety drill."
+
+	ai
+		explanation_text = "Start and deliver a petition to the captain to secure equal rights for the AI and cyborgs. Try to get as many signatures as you can."
+
+	union
+		explanation_text = "Work with your coworkers to found a union. Once formed, make increasingly radical demands for pay and benefits to command."
+
+	museum
+		explanation_text = "Found and curate a museum."
+
+	party
+		explanation_text = "Single out a crew member and throw them a surprise party."
+
+	mascot
+		explanation_text = "Go on a campaign to establish a station mascot."
+
+	shrubs
+		explanation_text = "Destroy as many shrubs as you can. Replace the destroyed shrubs with other objects. If caught, claim to be balancing the Feng-Shui of the station."
+
+	detective
+		explanation_text = "Found a private detective agency and attempt to solve cases before the detective can. Come up with absurd explanations for crimes and insist that security is secretly in on it."
+
+	exterminator
+		explanation_text = "Kill as many non-monkey, non-pet animals aboard the station as possible and bring their corpses to the bridge. Once finished, claim to be a trained exterminator and demand payment for your services."
+
+	business
+		explanation_text = "Establish a business and attempt to convince the command staff and security to recognize the legitimacy of your emerging enterprise."
+
+	primitivism
+		explanation_text = "Attempt to convince the crew that everything was better in the old days. Try to convince as many humans as possible to become monkeys, and advocate for a return to pre-industrial technology."
+
+	narc
+		explanation_text = "Forge evidence and bribe people into testifying that an entire department is involved in the illegal drug trade with the goal of convincing security to raid that department."
+
+	water
+		explanation_text = "Become an obnoxious hydration advocate. Constantly remind people to drink lots of water."
+
+	missionary
+		explanation_text = "Found a new religion and be as obnoxious as you can about spreading said religion. Go door-to-door between apartments and attempt to convince people to convert."
+
 #endif

code/mob/new_player.dm

@@ -358,12 +358,10 @@ mob/new_player
 
 			var/miscreant = 0
 #ifdef MISCREANTS
-#ifndef RP_MODE
 			if (ticker && character.mind && !character.client.using_antag_token && JOB.allow_traitors != 0 && prob(10))
 				ticker.generate_miscreant_objectives(character.mind)
 				miscreant = 1
 #endif
-#endif
 
 #ifdef CREW_OBJECTIVES
 			if (ticker && character.mind && !miscreant)