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->doyouspeak
== doyouspeak
Do you speak English?
* Yes.
-> wherefrom
* No.
-> hello
* Nod politely.
-> wherefrom
* Stare blankly.
-> hello
* Walk away.
-> END
== hello
Ni hao ma!
* I don't know Chinese.
-> wherefrom
* I don't know Mandarin.
-> wherefrom
* What?
-> wherefrom
* Nod politely.
-> wherefrom
* Wo hao, xie xie.
-> wherefrom
* Walk away.
-> END
== wherefrom
Where are you from?
* I live here.
-> noreally
* I moved here from California.
-> beforethat
== beforethat
I mean before that!
* I was born in Boston.
-> beforethat
* I'm an American.
-> noreally
== noreally
No, I mean really, where are you from?
* I'm an American.
-> youknow ->nationality
* I was born in this country.
-> youknow ->nationality
== youknow
You know what I mean!
->->
== nationality
What's your nationality?
+ I'm an American.
-> youknow ->nationality
+ I was born in this country.
-> ruchineseorjapanese
== ruchineseorjapanese
Are you Chinese or Japanese?
* I'm an American.
-> youknow
* I was born in this country.
-> youknow
* Chinese.
-> chineseorjapanese
* Japanese.
-> chineseorjapanese
* Korean.
-> korean
* Other.
-> korean
== chineseorjapanese
You guys don't like Koreans, right?
->korean
== korean
I'm thinking about buying a Hyundai. I was going to ask you for some tips if you're Korean.
->howlong
== howlong
How long have you been in this country?
* [State your age]
You state your age.
-> longtime
== longtime
Wow, that's a long time!
->goodenglish
== goodenglish
Your English is good! You don't have an accent!
->vacation
== vacation
I went on a tour of your country last summer. Your people are so polite.
* Nod politely.
-> asianwomen
* Utter an obscenity.
->END
== asianwomen
I love Asian women. Asian women are so beautiful!
* Nod in agreement.
-> asianmen
* No expression.
-> asianmen
* I love white women!
-> asianmen
== asianmen
But Asian guys are ugly. Not you of course!
* Thanks.
-> brucelee
* No expression.
-> brucelee
* Utter an obscenity.
->END
== brucelee
You look like Bruce Lee. Haiyah!
* Thanks.
-> food
* No expression.
-> food
* Punch them
-> END
== food
I love Chinese food. Let's get some gyoza.
* Gyoza is Japanese.
-> diff
* OK
-> diff
== diff
Is there a difference between Chinese and Japanese food?
* Yes.
->END
* Is there a difference between German and Italian food?
->END
* Utter an obscenity.
->END
-> END