Fed up of uncontrollable, resource heavy databases? Get rid of the hassle of databases and switch to PaperQRDB! The true flat-file storage method!
what is this?
PaperQRDB was a PHP script which would export MySQL table data per row into JSON format which is then stored in QR Codes that could be printed on paper, formatted with the table name at the top of the page!
I was going to upload the silly script into GitHub but lost the code, the idea itself was mocking modern business practices which were insistive on ignoring technical departments and persuing 'cost effective' (free) methods to solve problems.