A silly little rust project based heavily on Indicatif and CLAP, inspired by a Tumblr post I can't find.
fake-progress.exe [OPTIONS] -s <STEP_LENGTH>
Options:
-s <STEP_LENGTH> How long each message (step) is in milliseconds
-m <MESSAGES>... A list of messages to display next to the bar
-i <INITAL_MESSAGE> An optional initial message to be printed before the bar
-f <FINAL_MESSAGE> An optional final message to render after the bar is finished
-a <AFTER_MESSAGE> An optional message to be printed one line after the bar
-h, --help Print help
-V, --version Print version
fake-progress.exe -s 100 \
-i "Transing your gender... Do not power off." \
-f "Complete." \
-a "Gender transed. Have a nice day :)" \
-m "Changing name..." \
"Erasing Deadname..." \
"Assigning pronouns..." \
"Submitting forms..." \
"Blocking TERFs..." \
"Performing top surgery..." \
"Performing bottom surgery..."