👋 Howdy! Im NFTETGB, the coder your mom warned you about.
👀 I’m interested in taking long walks... to the fridge.
🌱 I’m currently learning how to cook instant noodles without burning the house down.
💞️ I’m looking to collaborate on world domination, one bad commit at a time.
📫 How to reach me? Well, if you can figure out my carrier pigeon schedule, you’re in luck!
😄 Pronouns: Lord/Overlord (But I also accept "Hey you!")
⚡ Fun fact: I can write bugs faster than I can fix them. Also, I’m fluent in 0.5 programming languages.