#The Blurb rhino-hax is what it says it is, a bunch of hacks...with rhino:

##You want me to require WHAT?!!? - polyglot.js Allows you to require any language compilable to javascript.

var polyglot = require('polyglot').polyglot();
polyglot.register('coffee', require('coffee-script').CoffeeScript.compile);

polyglot.require('something-written-in-coffee')

and if your feeling daring.

require = polyglot.require;

##Yet another Jasmine runner :) You know that whole DOM independence thing jasmine talks about, not so true.

Jasmine requires setTimeout/setInterval timers, which are part of the DOM, node.js conveniently provides these timers, rhino does not.

These guys do the heavy lifting.

1. spec.js - gives it the boot.
2. jasmine-console-runner.coffee - a little runner.
3. jasmine-console-reporter.js and jasmine.js - looks suprisingly similar to files from pivotal/jasmine
4. timers.coffee - those blasted timers.

##Rhino, Jetty, Servlet, Sinatra...tokenTechnologyN + 1. Ever wanted to write a servlet in javascript...ME TOO!

1. main.js - boots it all.
2. app.coffee - foo/barred ping/pong app.
3. sinatra.coffee - Gets you writing some sinatra style ditties.
4. http.coffee - Some stuff to get jetty off its ass.

##IDEAZ URLS for loading deps? Respects cache headers...

var jasmine = require("https://github.com/pivotal/jasmine/blob/master/lib/jasmine-core/jasmine.js")