Problem: My group of friends online and offline are very different. The 
OPTIONS:
- offline friends all have similar stories because we're from around here.
- online friends all have similar stories because we're from around here.

My choice: offline friends all have similar stories because we're from around here.


Problem: Jason could smell the age of a good cheese, unlike Hunter because 
OPTIONS:
- Jason had very large nostrils.
- Hunter had very large nostrils.

My choice: Jason had very large nostrils.


Problem: Laura didn't keep their vagina very clean but Betty did. 
OPTIONS:
- Laura never had an odor about their crotch.
- Betty never had an odor about their crotch.

My choice: Betty never had an odor about their crotch.


Problem: The coffee machine broke so we used the ratchet instead of the screwdriver to fix it since the 
OPTIONS:
- ratchet was longer.
- screwdriver was longer.

My choice:
ratchet was longer.