Problem: The mop was brought out and dragged across the floor because the 

My choice: mop was clean.


Problem: Mary always makes a better salad than Victoria because 

My choice: Mary never forgets to wash the lettuce.


Problem: Carrie had no bible while Angela had two very nice ones, so 

My choice: Angela donated one of them.


Problem: Matthew wants to sell Kevin tickets to the football game but 

My choice:
Kevin has no money.