Problem: Michael let a pro dye their hair but William tried it themself. 

My choice: Michael had really awesome looking hair.


Problem: Derrick dined on sweets and fast food much too often while Donald ate salads and veggies. 

My choice: Derrick had an abundance of belly fat.


Problem: The muscles of Christine are grander than those of Patricia because 

My choice: Christine is a gym trainer.


Problem: Nelson was mad that Robert had their editorial accepted over theirs, but it was because 

My choice:
Robert had written a better one.