Problem: The hammer could inflict extreme pain on an opponent, while the sword was useless, making the 

My choice: sword a truly mocked weapon.


Problem: After Samuel got their tooth extracted, Eric recorded a video for social media. The dentist gave 

My choice: Samuel a sympathetic look.


Problem: Monica ate glazed donuts while Samantha ate salad because 

My choice: Samantha tended to eat healthy foods.


Problem: Crashed a wedding and saw the bride and groom. The 

My choice:
groom must have a large wallet to land a girl like that.