Problem: The flower placed on the window had started to block the sun ray because the 

My choice: flower is big.


Problem: The woman removed her bra and put on a tank top because the 

My choice: bra was itchy.


Problem: During the concert the ukulele sounded worse than the guitar because the 

My choice: ukulele was out of tune.


Problem: The marijuana was stored in plastic instead of burlap, as the 

My choice:
plastic was better insulated from the elements.