Problem: Dave threw out the sausage into the garbage instead of the bacon because the 

My choice: sausage was expired.


Problem: It was easy to see the difference when the phone was compared to the typewriter.  The 

My choice: typewriter had no WiFi.


Problem: The puppy of Joseph was a lot bigger compared to Jeffrey's because 

My choice: Joseph puppy was a great dane.


Problem: Jeffrey has to take insulin for their diabetes, but Joel doesn't have that problem. That's because 

My choice:
Joel barely eats sugar.