Problem: Donald was the better marketing consultant for the company than Benjamin because 

My choice: Benjamin hated talking to people.


Problem: Erin had a problem with Laura's voice, so 

My choice: Erin did everything they could to not listen when they were around.


Problem: Carrie had to stop and buy an astringent face wash because Monica didn't use it and because 

My choice: Carrie  has a pimpled complexion.


Problem: Michael put the contaminants in Ian's food, so 

My choice:
Michael was the cause of much pain.