Problem: Monica's favorite hobby is making cakes, while Felicia likes soccer. 

My choice: Monica wants to be a baker.


Problem: The bartender poured the contents of the bottle into the glass because the 

My choice: glass was empty.


Problem: Sally couldn't afford to buy both toilet paper and hand soap. She settled on the 

My choice: hand soap because she could wash her hands clean after pooping.


Problem: The woman pierced her ears instead of her tongue because piercing her 

My choice:
tongue was too unconventional.