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I lost the keys to my lock somewhere in the boxes, because the 
Here's how I want to continue it: boxes are so messy.

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I'd definitely rather get poked in the bellybutton than the eye since the 
Here's how I want to continue it: eye is so sensitive.

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William was able to survive the tragic shipwreck that killed Kevin, because 
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Kevin was a weak swimmer.