Problem: My group of friends online and offline are very different. The 

My choice: offline friends all have similar stories because we're from around here.


Problem: Jason could smell the age of a good cheese, unlike Hunter because 

My choice: Jason had very large nostrils.


Problem: Laura didn't keep their vagina very clean but Betty did. 

My choice: Betty never had an odor about their crotch.


Problem: The coffee machine broke so we used the ratchet instead of the screwdriver to fix it since the 

My choice:
ratchet was longer.