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///33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333-g=-[=. #3909

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jake01859 opened this Issue Mar 31, 2017 · 55 comments

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jake01859 commented Mar 31, 2017

Cat walked over the keyboard sorry guys.

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cat overflow

gvarisco commented Mar 31, 2017

cat overflow

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Cat-a-clicksm

DawidMazurek commented Mar 31, 2017

Cat-a-clicksm

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dottorblaster commented Mar 31, 2017

#wontfix

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antirez Mar 31, 2017

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Observing the keys pressed we can assume the cat was diagonally exploring the keyboard, probably with the front paws oriented towards the "/=-[" part of the keyboard (right/bottom) since there is more variability there, compared to the (maybe) rear paw staying near the number "3" (and the other rear paw probably outside the keyboard, in the upper part). However the size of the cat should be very small in that case, or the size of the keyboard should be very large, if we are not willing to assume a reduced-length cat because of attack position or alike.

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antirez commented Mar 31, 2017

Observing the keys pressed we can assume the cat was diagonally exploring the keyboard, probably with the front paws oriented towards the "/=-[" part of the keyboard (right/bottom) since there is more variability there, compared to the (maybe) rear paw staying near the number "3" (and the other rear paw probably outside the keyboard, in the upper part). However the size of the cat should be very small in that case, or the size of the keyboard should be very large, if we are not willing to assume a reduced-length cat because of attack position or alike.

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Btw if you could report the INFO output of your Redis instance, we may be able to perform more educated guesses about the conditions of your cat.

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antirez commented Mar 31, 2017

Btw if you could report the INFO output of your Redis instance, we may be able to perform more educated guesses about the conditions of your cat.

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bonzini Mar 31, 2017

I suspect front left paw on the 3 and front right paw on the "/=-[". As a proof, here is a video of a cat's gait.

bonzini commented Mar 31, 2017

I suspect front left paw on the 3 and front right paw on the "/=-[". As a proof, here is a video of a cat's gait.

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dguerri Mar 31, 2017

Actually, it could even compile in some Brainfuck dialect...

dguerri commented Mar 31, 2017

Actually, it could even compile in some Brainfuck dialect...

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deioo Mar 31, 2017

Itricate, but someone had to click the New Issue button 🤔

deioo commented Mar 31, 2017

Itricate, but someone had to click the New Issue button 🤔

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xZeroMCPE Mar 31, 2017

I dressed my cat up as a dog for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.

xZeroMCPE commented Mar 31, 2017

I dressed my cat up as a dog for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.

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jake01859 Mar 31, 2017

Love the comments definitely made me laugh.

I did infact have some issues with Redis initially, magically started working after a fresh install of Ubuntu server, so no longer an issue now.

jake01859 commented Mar 31, 2017

Love the comments definitely made me laugh.

I did infact have some issues with Redis initially, magically started working after a fresh install of Ubuntu server, so no longer an issue now.

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Having trouble reproducing this issue

gnidan commented Mar 31, 2017

Having trouble reproducing this issue

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Zerquix18 Apr 1, 2017

Can't reproduce the issue: I don't have a cat

Zerquix18 commented Apr 1, 2017

Can't reproduce the issue: I don't have a cat

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daryl Apr 2, 2017

I'm also experiencing this purroblem +1

daryl commented Apr 2, 2017

I'm also experiencing this purroblem +1

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md2perpe Apr 4, 2017

Oh, some cat-egory theory in Redis!

md2perpe commented Apr 4, 2017

Oh, some cat-egory theory in Redis!

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These punny comments are dhissgusting.

tophyr commented Apr 4, 2017

These punny comments are dhissgusting.

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md2perpe commented Apr 4, 2017

cat-can-fix

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wilhelmpaulm commented Apr 5, 2017

CATastrophe

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salexkidd Apr 7, 2017

I CAn'T fix...!

salexkidd commented Apr 7, 2017

I CAn'T fix...!

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xpirad Apr 13, 2017

@deioo you can press c to create a new issue

xpirad commented Apr 13, 2017

@deioo you can press c to create a new issue

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styfle May 3, 2017

@jake01859 This is your first issue ever? You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.

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Can everyone just paws for a minute and enjoy this?

styfle commented May 3, 2017

@jake01859 This is your first issue ever? You’ve cat to be kitten me right meow.

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Can everyone just paws for a minute and enjoy this?

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channprj Jun 16, 2017

Github should be apply reCATcha. 😂

channprj commented Jun 16, 2017

Github should be apply reCATcha. 😂

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Bitz Jul 29, 2017

Cannot reproduce. I am dog person.

Bitz commented Jul 29, 2017

Cannot reproduce. I am dog person.

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rotelando Aug 23, 2017

The CAT deserves a TROPHIE!

rotelando commented Aug 23, 2017

The CAT deserves a TROPHIE!

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stark1996 Oct 14, 2017

he might create his own CATalogue to do next

stark1996 commented Oct 14, 2017

he might create his own CATalogue to do next

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Pierstoval Oct 15, 2017

Github has now proven that the potential absence of cat pictures can turn into a cat-buzz too. As long as we talk about cats, anything can be possible.

Next issue about free energy made with cats?

Pierstoval commented Oct 15, 2017

Github has now proven that the potential absence of cat pictures can turn into a cat-buzz too. As long as we talk about cats, anything can be possible.

Next issue about free energy made with cats?

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service tomcat stop

guitarrist commented Oct 16, 2017

service tomcat stop

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kj415j45 commented Oct 18, 2017

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xgqfrms-GitHub commented Oct 21, 2017

🎉

svg ???

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Startouf Oct 27, 2017

We need repawducable steps please. You should also indicate your Catfiguration since it might be related to the opawrating system.

Startouf commented Oct 27, 2017

We need repawducable steps please. You should also indicate your Catfiguration since it might be related to the opawrating system.

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dongtianyi Jan 4, 2018

can not reproduce .

dongtianyi commented Jan 4, 2018

can not reproduce .

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what ? (~ o ~)~zZ

rfyiamcool commented Jan 4, 2018

what ? (~ o ~)~zZ

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interesting

wangpeiyan commented Jan 4, 2018

interesting

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newlifechou commented Jan 4, 2018

哈哈

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Lewisyixin commented Jan 5, 2018

hahahha

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23333333333333333

gbabyX commented Jan 5, 2018

23333333333333333

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👍

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myoneray Jan 5, 2018

😆😆😆😆😆

myoneray commented Jan 5, 2018

😆😆😆😆😆

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fakefred Jan 19, 2018

Has he tried purr requests yet?

fakefred commented Jan 19, 2018

Has he tried purr requests yet?

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most 😆 in an issue?

Lynchie commented Jan 24, 2018

most 😆 in an issue?

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captainblue2013 Feb 1, 2018

I put my cat on my keyboard many times , but can not reproduce .
(see my avatar)

captainblue2013 commented Feb 1, 2018

I put my cat on my keyboard many times , but can not reproduce .
(see my avatar)

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(humbly suggests that maybe someone should lock this issue... fun though it is)

mgravell commented Feb 1, 2018

(humbly suggests that maybe someone should lock this issue... fun though it is)

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It's so funny.

Orocker commented Feb 5, 2018

It's so funny.

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flamergamer1234 Mar 6, 2018

Congratulations, you made it onto almost most happy-faced on the entirety of GitHub.

flamergamer1234 commented Mar 6, 2018

Congratulations, you made it onto almost most happy-faced on the entirety of GitHub.

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knicholes Mar 19, 2018

This is outside of Redis' purrview.

knicholes commented Mar 19, 2018

This is outside of Redis' purrview.

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lalitgarg2005 Mar 19, 2018

out of scope of this story.

lalitgarg2005 commented Mar 19, 2018

out of scope of this story.

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theShiva Mar 19, 2018

This was posted on Hacker News today, and quickly flagged by 1 or or militant mod lacking a sense of humor (I mean who else would flag a funny post of a cat), so when I came across the headline on hckrnews.com, an alternative hacker news client, I initial read the story as..

DEAD Cat walked over the keyboard...

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theShiva commented Mar 19, 2018

This was posted on Hacker News today, and quickly flagged by 1 or or militant mod lacking a sense of humor (I mean who else would flag a funny post of a cat), so when I came across the headline on hckrnews.com, an alternative hacker news client, I initial read the story as..

DEAD Cat walked over the keyboard...

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xem Mar 20, 2018

Fun fact: this is valid code in most programming languages

xem commented Mar 20, 2018

Fun fact: this is valid code in most programming languages

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Itxaka Mar 20, 2018

@jake01859 no pictures of the 🐈? #disappointed

Itxaka commented Mar 20, 2018

@jake01859 no pictures of the 🐈? #disappointed

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concubicycle Mar 20, 2018

So this is the famous strcat

concubicycle commented Mar 20, 2018

So this is the famous strcat

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ZanderBrown Mar 20, 2018

With the number of people subscribed i am surprised GitHub doesn't fall over with each new comment 😄

ZanderBrown commented Mar 20, 2018

With the number of people subscribed i am surprised GitHub doesn't fall over with each new comment 😄

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garrettw Mar 20, 2018

it's only 48

garrettw commented Mar 20, 2018

it's only 48

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ZanderBrown Mar 20, 2018

That's participants, I'm fairly sure more are subscribed

ZanderBrown commented Mar 20, 2018

That's participants, I'm fairly sure more are subscribed

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garrettw Mar 20, 2018

Oh, I was under the impression that whomever had subscribed was listed as a participant. I see now that that's not the case.

garrettw commented Mar 20, 2018

Oh, I was under the impression that whomever had subscribed was listed as a participant. I see now that that's not the case.

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0cjs Apr 26, 2018

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I dressed my cat up as a dog for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.

Did you call him by name or call him by value?

0cjs commented Apr 26, 2018

@xZeroMCPE

I dressed my cat up as a dog for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.

Did you call him by name or call him by value?

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VitorDavoglio Jun 8, 2018

Easy to solve ... surrond it with a try CATch

VitorDavoglio commented Jun 8, 2018

Easy to solve ... surrond it with a try CATch

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