Check the size of a file and determine its chonkiness
Inspired by https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/chonk-oh-lawd-he-comin
# Local
npm i -D chonk
# Global
npm i -g chonk
chonk [<options>] <file> <file>...
Options:
--help Show help [boolean]
--version Show version number [boolean]
--lawd, -L Minimum size in kilobytes for OH LAWD, OT COMIN'!
[number] [default: "50000"]
--mega, -M Minimum size in kilobytes for MEGACHONKER
[number] [default: "10000"]
--hefty, -H Minimum size in kilobytes for HEFTYCHONK
[number] [default: "2000"]
--heck, -h Minimum size in kilobytes for A heckin' chonker
[number] [default: "500"]
--chonk, -c Minimum size in kilobytes for It chonk [number] [default: "50"]
$ chonk lawd.dmg mega.zip hefty.tar.gz heckin.jpg chonk.pdf fine.txt