The electronics store across the street had a everything-20%-off day.
Instead of fighting for those sweet discounts, being the smarty pants I am, I decided to purchase from the online store which began the sale during the previous night. And I chose the option of store delivery, thinking I could just waltz in the store the very next day while everyone else was knocking their teeth off and walk away with the items.
Now, I waltzed in and the items were indeed in stock. But I was told they couldn't provide them since it was a discount sale. "Fair enough", I thought. "I can just wait for the next day and take them if they're in stock".
Next day I again went to the store, the items were indeed in stock, but I still couldn't get them. "It has to be from the online store stock, not our actual stock".
So instead of having a thunderous victory walk out of the store while everyone was fighting for their discounts, here I am, a week later and I still haven't received my items.
My never-ending wait has, of course, become a running joke. To honor the memes, I hacked (code-hammered) an outgoing webhook during a lunch break to check my order status.
Some day my order will get here. But that day is not today.
OMJRAEDMM is the acronym for "O Mendes já recebeu a encomenda da <store initials>" - "Has Mendes received the order from <store initials>"