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functionalley/README.md

Hello, I'm Al … no, a real person, not AI.

<rant>

  • I write code because most people don't understand what I'm talking about.
  • I mostly write it in Haskell because of entomophobia (I hate bugs) … & it feels more like a scalpel than an axe. If something moderately unpleasant happens to any of the various creators of innumerable untyped or dynamically typed languages, then I'll chalk it up to karma; Javascript is a disaster.
  • I release it as opensource because that's what I use, I care about freedom, & I'm pretty keen on free.
  • I use Linux because MS-Windows feels like a sensory-deprivation tank … which I'd prefer to anything from Apple's evil empire. Satan will be strapping-on his ice-skates before I embrace mobile phones or their ghastly personal data plundering platforms.

</rant>

You can see more of my projects @ functionalley.

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