information technology student @ np
also an aspiring malware analyst/software engineer
do not ask me to fix your printer, i will freeze all of your silverware in a pot.
i sleep on weights and lift beds with my hands
i now have an email at contact@warmliquidsh.art, but feel free to still try 🦅 pigeon mail or 🔮 telekinesis. alternatively, reach out to me on my linkedin to drop me a message.
🧠 if god didn't want us to eat rocks, why are they so crunchy and yummy
💪 did you know? people lift heavy in the gym but its actually easier to lift lighter
🚀 i test in production call that user acceptance testing (crowdstrike reference 🤯)
♿️ can't shoot yourself in the legs if you don't have any
🐞 i make malware but it's polite and friendly trust me
💻 i use arch without wearing kneesocks
🎰 it's not addiction you're just mispronouncing dedication
📏 you should sleep on rulers to accurately measure how long you've slept
got more? feel free to send me suggestions! ^.^