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SUPERWOMEN


ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE



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Copyright, MCMXVI
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Transcriber's Note: The headings for Chapters 8, 11, and 12 have been
retained as roman numerals, as printed. Words printed in bold type are
indicated by a tilde: ~bold~.




FOREWORD


Find the Woman.

You will discover her in almost every generation, in almost every
country, in almost every big city--the Super-Woman. She is not the
typical adventuress; she is not a genius. The reason for her strange
power is occult. When <DW43>-vivisectionists have thought they had
segregated the cause--the formula--what you will--in one particular
Super-Woman or group of Super-Women, straightway some new member of
the clan has arisen who wields equal power with her notable sisters,
but who has none of the traits that made them irresistible. And the
seekers of formulas are again at sea.

What makes the Super-Woman? Is it beauty? Cleopatra and Rachel were
homely. Is it daintiness? Marguerite de Valois washed her hands but
twice a week. Is it wit? Pompadour and La Valliere were avowedly
stupid in conversation. Is it youth? Diane de Poictiers and Ninon de
l'Enclos were wildly adored at sixty. Is it the subtle quality of
femininity? George Sand, who numbered her admirers by the score--poor
Chopin in their foremost rank--was not only ugly, but disgustingly
mannish. So was Semiramis.

The nameless charm is found almost as often in the masculine,
"advanced" woman as in the ultrafeminine damsel.

Here are stories of Super-Women who conquered at will. Some of them
smashed thrones; some were content with wholesale heart-smashing.
Wherein lay their secret? Or, rather, their secrets? For seldom did
two of them follow the same plan of campaign.

ALBERT PAYSON TERHUNE

  "Sunnybank,"
    Pompton Lakes,
      New Jersey
  1916




CONTENTS


CHAPTER ONE
LOLA MONTEZ                   1

CHAPTER TWO
NINON DE L'ENCLOS            19

CHAPTER THREE
PEG WOFFINGTON               41

CHAPTER FOUR
HELEN OF TROY                62

CHAPTER FIVE
MADAME JUMEL                 89

CHAPTER SIX
ADRIENNE LECOUVREUR         115

CHAPTER SEVEN
CLEOPATRA                   135

CHAPTER EIGHT
GEORGE SAND                 156

CHAPTER NINE
MADAME DU BARRY             175

CHAPTER TEN
LADY BLESSINGTON            204

CHAPTER ELEVEN
MADAME RECAMIER             230

CHAPTER TWELVE
LADY HAMILTON               250




CHAPTER ONE

LOLA MONTEZ

THE DANCER WHO KICKED OVER A THRONE


Her Majesty's Theatre in London, one night in 1843, was jammed from
pit to roof. Lumley the astute manager, had whispered that he had a
"find." His whisper had been judiciously pitched in a key that enabled
it to penetrate St. James Street clubs, Park Lane boudoirs, even City
counting-rooms.

The managerial whisper had been augmented by a "private view," to
which many journalists and a few influential men about town had been
bidden. These lucky guests had shifted the pitch from whisper to paean.
By word of mouth and by ardent quill the song of praise had spread.
One of the latter forms of tribute had run much in this
rural-newspaper form:

"A brilliant ~divertissement~ is promised by Mr. Lumley for the
forthcoming performance of 'The Tarantula,' at Her Majesty's. Thursday
evening will mark the British debut of the mysterious and bewitchingly
beautiful Castilian dancer, Lola Montez.

"Through the delicate veins of this lovely daughter of dreamy
Andalusia sparkles the ~sang azur~ which is the birthright of the
hidalgo families alone. In her is embodied not alone the haughty
lineage of centuries of noble ancestry, but all the fire and mystic
charm that are the precious heritage of the Southland.

"At a private view, yesterday, at which your correspondent had the
honor to be an invited guest, this peerless priestess of
Terpsichore----"

And so on for well-nigh a column of adjective-starred panegyric, which
waxed more impassioned as the dictionary's supply of unrepeated
superlatives waned. This was before the day of the recognized press
agent. Folk had a way of believing what they read. Hence the
gratifyingly packed theater to witness the mysterious Spaniard's
debut.

Royalty itself, surrounded by tired gentlemen in waiting who wanted to
sit down and could not, occupied one stage box. In the front of
another, lolled Lord Ranelagh, arbiter of London fashion and accepted
authority on all matters of taste--whether in dress, dancers, or
duels. Ranelagh, recently come back from a tour of the East, divided
with royalty the reverent attention of the stalls.

The pit whistled and clapped in merry impatience for the appearance of
the danseuse. The West End section of the house waited in equal, if
more subdued eagerness, and prepared to follow every possible
expression of Ranelagh's large-toothed, side-whiskered visage as a
signal for its own approval or censure of the much-advertised Lola's
performance.

The first scene of the opera passed almost unnoticed. Then the stage
was cleared and a tense hush gripped the house. A fanfare of cornets;
and from the wings a supple, dark girl bounded.

A whirlwind of welcome from pit and gallery greeted her. She struck a
sensuous pose in the stage's exact center. The cornetists laid aside
their instruments.

Guitars and mandolins set up a throbby string overture. Lola drew a
deep breath, flashed a vivid Spanish smile on the audience at large,
and took the first languid step of her dance.

Then it was that the dutiful signal seekers cast covert looks once
more at Lord Ranelagh. That ordinarily stolid nobleman was leaning far
forward in his stage box, mouth and eyes wide, staring with
incredulous amaze at the posturing Andalusian. Before her first step
was complete, Ranelagh's astonishment burst the shackles of silence.

"Gad!" he roared, his excited voice smashing through the soft music
and penetrating to every cranny. "Gad! It's little Betty James!"

He broke into a Homeric guffaw. A toady who sat beside him hissed
sharply. The hiss and the guffaw were cues quite strong enough for the
rest of the house. A sizzling, swishing chorus of hisses went up from
the stalls, was caught by the pit, and tossed aloft in swelling
crescendo to the gallery, where it was intensified to treble volume.

Lola's artistically made-up face had gone white under its rouge and
pearl powder at Ranelagh's shout. Now it flamed crimson. The girl
danced on; she was gallant, a thoroughbred to the core--even though
she chanced to be thoroughbred Irish instead of thoroughbred
Spanish--and she would not be hissed from the stage.

But now "boos" mingled with the hisses. And Ranelagh's immoderate
laughter was caught up by scores of people who did not in the least
know at what they were laughing.

The storm was too heavy to weather. Lumley growled an order. Down
swooped the curtain, leaving the crowd booing on one side of it, and
Lola raging on the other.

Which ended the one and only English theatrical experience of Lola
Montez, the dreamy Andalusian dancer from County Limerick, Ireland.
That night at Almack's, Lord Ranelagh told a somewhat lengthy story--a
story whose details he had picked up in the East--which was repeated
with interesting variations next day on Rotten Row, in a dozen clubs,
in a hundred drawing rooms. There is the gist of the tale:

Some quarter century before the night of Lola's London ~premiere~--and
~derniere~--an Irish girl, Eliza Oliver by name, had caught the errant
fancy of a great man. The man chanced to be Lord Byron, at that time
loafing about the Continent and trying, outwardly at least, to live up
to the mental image of himself that was just then enshrined in the
hearts of several thousand demure English schoolmaids.

Byron soon tired of Miss Oliver--it is doubtful whether he ever saw
her daughter--and the Irish beauty soon afterward married a fellow
countryman of her own--Sir Edward Gilbert, an army captain.

The couple's acquaintances being overmuch given to prattling about
things best forgotten, Gilbert exchanged to a regiment in India,
taking along his wife and her little girl. The child had meantime been
christened Maria Dolores Eliza Rosanna; which, for practical purposes,
was blue-penciled down to "Betty."

Seven years afterward, Gilbert died. His widow promptly married
Captain Craigie, a solid, worthy, Scotch comrade-at-arms of her
late husband's. Craigie generously assumed all post-Byronic
responsibilities, along with the marriage vows. And, at his expense,
Betty was sent to Scotland--later to Paris--to be educated.

At sixteen the girl was a beauty--and a witch as well. She and her
mother spent a season at Bath, a resort that still retained in those
days some shreds of its former glory. And there--among a score of
younger and poorer admirers--two men sued for Betty's hand.

One was Captain James, a likable, susceptible, not over-clever army
officer, home on furlough from India. The other was a judge, very old,
very gouty, very rich.

And Betty's mother chose the judge, out of all the train of suitors,
as her son-in-law-elect. Years had taught worldly wisdom to the
once-gay Eliza.

Betty listened in horror to the old man's mumbled vows. Then, at top
speed, she fled to Captain James. She told James that her mother was
seeking to sacrifice her on the altar of wealth. James, like a true
early-Victorian hero, rose manfully to the occasion.

He and Betty eloped, were married by a registrar, and took the next
out-bound ship for India.

It was a day of long and slow voyages. Betty beguiled the time on
shipboard by a course of behavior such as would have prevented the
most charitable fellow passenger from mistaking her for a returning
missionary.

There were many Anglo-Indians--officers and civilians--aboard. And
Betty's flirtations, with all and sundry, speedily became the scandal
of the ship. By the time the vessel docked in India, there were dozens
of women ready to spread abroad the bride's fame in her new home land.

English society in India was, and is, in many respects like that of a
provincial town. In the official and army set, one member's business
is everybody's business.

Nor did Betty take any pains to erase the impressions made by her
volunteer advance agents. Like a blazing star, she burst upon the
horizon of India army life. Gloriously beautiful, willful, capricious,
brilliant, she speedily had a horde of men at her feet--and a still
larger number of women at her throat.

Her flirtations were the talk of mess-room and bungalow. Heartlessly,
she danced on hearts. There was some subtle quality about her that
drove men mad with infatuation.

And her husband? He looked on in horrified wonder. Then he argued and
even threatened. At last he shut up and took to drink. Betty wrote
contemptuously to a friend, concerning this last phase:

"He spends his time in drinking, and then in sleeping like a gorged
boa-constrictor."

James was liked by the English out there, and his friends fiercely
resented the domestic treatment that was turning a popular and
promising officer into a sodden beast.

One morning James rode away over the hills and neglected to come back.
His wife never again heard of him. And at his exit from the scene, the
storm broke; a storm of resentment that swept Betty James out beyond
even the uttermost fringe of Anglo-Indian society.

She hunted up her generous old step-father, Craigie, and induced him
to give her a check for a thousand pounds, to get rid of her forever.
She realized another thousand on her votive offerings of jewelry; and,
with this capital, she took the dust of India from her pretty
slippers.

Here ends Lord Ranelagh's scurrilous narrative, told at Almack's.

On her way back to England, Betty broke her journey at Spain,
remaining there long enough to acquire three valuable assets--a
Spanish accent, a semi-tolerable knowledge of Spanish dancing, and the
ultra-Spanish name of Lola Montez, by which--through mere courtesy to
her wishes--let us hereafter call her. Then she burst upon the British
public--only to retire amid a salvo of hisses and catcalls.

With the premature fall of the curtain at Her Majesty's Theater,
begins the Odyssey of Lola Montez.

She went from London to Germany, where she danced for a time, to but
scant applause, at second-rate theaters, and at last could get no more
engagements.

Thence she drifted to Brussels, where, according to her own later
statement, she was "reduced to singing in the streets to keep from
starving." Contemporary malice gives a less creditable version of her
means of livelihood in the Belgian capital. It was a period of her
life--the black hour before the garish dawn--of which she never
afterward would talk.

But before long she was on the stage again; this time at Warsaw,
during a revolution. She danced badly and was hissed. But the
experience gave her an idea.

She went straightway to Paris, where, by posing as an exiled Polish
patriot, she secured an engagement at the Porte St. Martin Theater. It
was her last hope.

The "Polish patriot" story brought a goodly crowd to Lola's first
performance in Paris. But, after a single dance, she heard the
horribly familiar sound of hisses.

And at the first hiss, her Irish spirit blazed into a crazy rage; a
rage that was the turning point of her career.

Glaring first at the spectators like an angry cat, Lola next glared
around the stage for a weapon wherewith to wreak her fury upon them.
But the stage was bare.

Frantic, she kicked off her slippers, and then tore loose her
heavy-buckled garters. With these intimate missiles she proceeded to
pelt the grinning occupants of the front row, accompanying the volley
with a high-pitched, venomous Billingsgate tirade in three languages.

That was enough. On the instant the hisses were drowned in a salvo of
applause that shook the rafters, Lola Montez had "arrived." Paris
grabbed her to its big, childish, fickle heart.

She was a spitfire and she couldn't dance. But she had given the
Parisians a genuine thrill. She was a success. Two slippers and two
garters, hurled with feminine rage and feminine inaccuracy into the
faces of a line of bored theatergoers, had achieved more for the fair
artillerist than the most exquisite dancing could have hoped to.

Lola was the talk of the hour. An army of babbling Ranelaghs could not
now have dimmed her fame.

Dujarrier, all-powerful editor of "La Presse," laid his somewhat
shopworn heart at her feet. Dumas, Balzac, and many another celebrity
sued for her favor. Her reign over the hearts of men had recommenced.

But Lola Montez never rode long on prosperity's wave-crest. A French
adorer, jealous of Dujarrier's prestige with the lovely dancer,
challenged the great editor to a duel. Dujarrier, for love of Lola,
accepted the challenge--and was borne off the field of honor with a
bullet through his brain.

Lola sought to improve the occasion by swathing herself somberly and
right becomingly in crape, and by vowing a vendetta against the
slayer. But before she could profit by the excellent advertisement,
Dumas chanced to say something to a friend--who repeated it to another
friend, who repeated it to all Paris--that set the superstitious,
mid-century Frenchmen to looking askance at Lola and to avoiding her
gaze. Said Monte Cristo's creator:

"She has the evil eye. She will bring a curse upon any man who loves
her."

And by that (perhaps) senseless speech, Dumas drove Lola Montez from
Paris. But she took with her all her new-born prestige as a danseuse.
She took it first to Berlin. There she was bidden to dance at a court
reception tendered by King Frederick William, of Prussia.

The rooms of the palace, on the night of the reception, were
stiflingly hot. Lola asked for a glass of water. A much-belaced and
bechained chamberlain--to whom the request was repeated by a
footman--sent word to Lola that she was there to dance for the king
and not to order her fellow-servants around.

The net result of this answer was another Irish rage. Lola, regardless
of her pompous surroundings, rushed up to the offending chamberlain
and loudly made known her exact opinion of him. She added that she was
tired of dealing with understrappers, and that, unless the king
himself would bring her a glass of water, there would be no dreamy
Spanish dance at the palace that night.

The scandalized officials moved forward in a body to hustle the
lesemajeste perpetrator out of the sacred precincts. But the rumpus
had reached the ears of King Frederick William himself, at the far end
of the big room. His majesty came forward in person to learn the cause
of the disturbance. He saw a marvelously beautiful woman in a
marvelously abusive rage.

To the monarch's amused queries, the chamberlain bleated out the awful,
sacrilegious, ~schrecklich~ tale of Lola's demand. The king did not
order her loaded with chains and haled to the donjon keep. Instead, he
gave a laughing order--this gracious and gentle sovereign who had so
keen an eye for beauty.

A moment later a lackey brought the king a glass of water. First
gallantly touching the goblet to his own lips, his majesty handed it
with a deep obeisance to Lola.

Except for the advertisement it gave her, she could gain no real
advantage from this odd introduction to a king. For, next day, she
received a secret, but overwhelmingly official hint that an instant
departure not only from Berlin, but from Prussia, too, would be one of
the wisest moves in her whole career. She went.

To Bavaria, and to greatness.

Lola Montez, the Spanish dancer, was billed at a Munich theater. She
danced there but three times. For, on the third evening, the royal box
was occupied by a drowsy-eyed sexagenarian whose uniform coat was
ablaze with decorations.

The old gentleman was Ludwig I. ~Dei gratia~, King of Bavaria, a
ruler who up to this time had been beloved of his subjects; and whose
worst vice, in his people's eyes, was that he encouraged art rather
than arms.

Ludwig watched breathlessly while Lola danced. Afterward he sent for
her to come to the royal box and be presented to him. She never danced
again in Bavaria.

For next day Ludwig introduced her at court as "my very good friend."
Lola dazzled Munich with her jewels and her equipages. The king
presented her with a huge and hideous mansion. He stretched the laws
by having her declared a Bavarian subject. And, having done that, he
bestowed upon her the titles of "Baroness von Rosenthal and Countess
von Landfeld." Next, he granted her an annuity of twenty thousand
florins. Things were coming Lola's way, and coming fast.

The Bavarians did not dislike her--at first. When Ludwig forced his
queen to receive her and to pin upon the dancer-emeritus' breast the
Order of St. Theresa, there was, to be sure, a shocked murmur. But it
soon died down. Had Lola been content with her luck, she might have
continued indefinitely in her new and delightfully comfortable mode of
life.

But, according to Lola's theory, a mortal who is content with success
would be content with failure. And she strove to play a greater role
than the fat one assigned to her by the love-sick old king.

She had read of Pompadour and other royal favorites whose vagrom whims
swayed the destinies of Europe. She sought to be a world power; the
power behind the throne; the woman who could mold the politics of a
dynasty. And she laid her plans accordingly.

It was not even a dream, this new ambition of Lola's. It was a
comic-opera fantasy. Bavaria, at best, was only a little German state
with no special voice in the congress of nations. And Lola herself had
no more aptitude for politics than she had for dancing. Nor did she
stop to consider that Germans in 1846 were much more likely to
tolerate a fair foreigner's meddling with their puppet king's domestic
affairs than with matters of public welfare.

But Lola Montez ever did the bulk of her sane thinking when it was too
late. So she proceeded to put her idiotic plans into operation.

First, she cajoled King Ludwig into dismissing in a body his perfectly
capable and well-liked ministry. As delighted with that success as is
the village cut-up when he pulls a chair from under the portly
constable--and with even less wholesome fear of the result to
herself--Lola next persuaded the king to change his whole policy of
state. Then things began to happen.

One morning Lola awoke in her ugly and costly mansion to find the
street in front of the door blocked by a highly unfriendly mob, whose
immediate ambition seemed to be the destruction of the house and
herself. This was the signal for one more Irish rage, the last on
public record.

Lola, throwing a wrapper over her nightgown, snatched up a loaded
pistol, and, pushing aside her screaming servants, ran out on the
front steps.

At sight of her the crowd roared in fury and made a dash for the
steps. Lola retaliated by emptying her revolver into the advancing
mob. Events had moved rapidly since the primitive days when she was
content to bombard her detractors with slippers and garter buckles.

The rioters halted, before the fusillade. Before they could combine
for another rush, and while Lola from the topmost step was reviling
them in her best and fiercest German, a company of the royal
bodyguard, headed by the old king himself, charged through the crowd
and rescued the angry woman.

But, though Ludwig had just saved her from a sudden and extremely
unpleasant form of death, he was not strong enough to stem the
avalanche of public opinion that crashed down upon her. This same
avalanche proceeded to brush Lola out of her big and hideous house, to
knock away from her her titles of baroness and countess and her
twenty-thousand-florin annuity, and to whirl her across the Bavarian
frontier with stern instructions never to return.

Incidentally, poor old King Ludwig came in for so much unpopularity on
her account that he was forced to abdicate. Thus, in her own fall from
power, Lola had also dragged a once-popular king off his throne a
noteworthy achievement, in that pre-Gaby-Deslys period, for an Irish
girl with a variegated past.

The Ludwig scandal preceded Lola wherever she tried to go. The
divinity that hedges a king was everywhere on guard against her. The
gate to practically every country in Europe was slammed in her face.
Folk fell to repeating Dumas' "evil-eye" words, and to applying them
to discrowned old Ludwig. Lola Montez was not wanted anywhere;
certainly nowhere east of the Atlantic.

So she came to New York. Here there were no kings, to bar her out lest
they share Ludwig's fate. And Americans knew little and cared less
about the evil eye. If Lola Montez could make good on the stage,
America was willing to welcome her: If not, it had no further general
interest in her.

Moreover, she was well past thirty; at an age when the first glory of
a woman's siren charms may reasonably be supposed to be slightly
blurred. New Yorkers were curious to see her, on account of her
history; but that was their only interest in her.

She danced at the old Broadway Theater. People thronged the theater
for the first few performances. Then, having gazed their fill on the
Bavarian throne's wrecker and finding she could not dance, they stayed
away; and Lola ended her engagement at the Broadway to the hackneyed
"beggarly array of empty benches."

An enterprising manager--P. T. Barnum, if I remember aright--raked up
the Byron story and starred Lola in a dramatization of Lord Byron's
poem "Mazeppa." But people here had already looked at her, and the
production was a failure. Next she appeared in one or two miserably
written plays, based on her own European adventures. These, too,
failed. She then wrote a beauty book that had a small sale, and wrote
also a drearily stupid volume of humor, designed as a mock "Guide to
Courtship."

On her way to America, Lola had stopped in England long enough to
captivate and marry a British army officer, Heald by name. But she
soon left him, and arrived in this country without visible matrimonial
ties.

New York having tired of her, Lola went West. She created a brief, but
lively, furore among the gold-boom towns along the Pacific coast; not
so much by reason of her story as for the wondrous charm that was
still hers. She gave lectures in California, and then made an
Australian tour.

Coming back from the Antipodes, she settled for a time in San
Francisco. There, in rather quick succession, she married twice. One
of her two California spouses was Hull, the famous pioneer newspaper
owner, of San Francisco.

But she quickly wearied of the West, and of her successive husbands.
Back she came to New York. And--to the wonder of all, and the
incredulity of most--she there announced that, though she had been a
great sinner, she was now prepared to devote the rest of her life to
penance.

Strangely enough, her new resolve was not a pose. Even in her heyday
she had given lavishly to charity. Now she took up rescue work among
women. She did much good in a quiet way, spending what money she had
on the betterment of her sex's unfortunates, and toiling night and day
in their behalf.

Under this unaccustomed mode of life, Lola's health went to pieces.
She was sent to a sanitarium in Astoria, L.I. And there, in poverty
and half forgotten, she died. Kindly neighbors scraped together enough
money to bury her.

Thus ended in wretched anticlimax the meteor career of Lola Montez;
Wonder Woman and wanderer; over-thrower of a dynasty and
worse-than-mediocre dancer. Some one has called her "the last of the
great adventuresses." And that is perhaps her best epitaph.

Her neglected grave--in Greenwood Cemetery, in Brooklyn, by the
way--bears no epitaph at all. That last resting place of a very tired
woman is marked merely by a plain headstone, whose dimmed lettering
reads:

    ~Mrs. Eliza Gilbert. Died June 16, 1861. Age 42.~

One trembles to think of the near-royal Irish rage that would have
possessed Lola if, at her baroness-countess-Bavarian zenith, she could
have foreseen that dreary little postscript to her lurid life missive.




CHAPTER TWO

NINON DE L'ENCLOS

PREMIERE SIREN OF TWO CENTURIES


This story opens with the account of a deathbed scene; somewhat
different from any other you may have read. It is brought in to throw
a light on what heredity and careful instruction can do in molding a
young mind. But don't necessarily skip it for that reason.

One day in 1630, the Sieur de L'Enclos lay dying in his great, dreary
bedroom in his great, dreary Touraine castle. There was no especial
tragedy about the closing of his life. He was elderly, very rich, and
possessed of a record for having used, to the full, every minute of a
long and exciting life.

Beside his bed stood a fifteen-year-old girl, his only daughter, Anne;
affectionately nicknamed by him--and later by all Europe and still
later by all history--"Ninon." She was something below medium height,
plump, with a peachblow complexion, huge dark eyes, and a crown of
red-gold hair. Ninon and her father had been chums, kindred spirits,
from the girl's babyhood.

The dying noble opened his eyes. They rested lovingly on the daughter
who had bent down to hear the whispered sounds his white lips were
striving to frame. Then, with a mighty effort, De L'Enclos breathed
his solemn last words of counsel to the girl--counsel intended to
guide her through the future that he knew must lie before so rich and
so beautiful a damsel. This was his message to her:

"Ninon--little girl of mine--in dying I have but one single regret. I
regret that I did not--get more fun out of life. I warn
you--daughter--do not make the terrible mistake that I have made.
Live--live so that at the last you will not have the same cause for
sorrow!"

So saying, the Sieur de L'Enclos bade an exemplary farewell to earth
and to its lost opportunities of fun. To judge from his career as well
as from his last words, one may venture the optimistic belief that he
had not thrown away as many such priceless chances as he had led his
daughter to believe.

Ninon, then, at fifteen, was left alone in the world. And her actions
in this sad state conformed to those of the customary helpless
orphan--about as closely as had her father's death speech to the
customary "last words." With a shrewdness miraculous in so young a
girl, she juggled her Touraine property in a series of deals that
resulted in its sale at a little more than double its actual value.
Rich beyond all fear of want, she settled in Paris.

It was not there or then that her love life set in. That had begun
long before. As a mere child she had flashed upon her little world of
Touraine as a wonder girl. The superwoman charm was hers from the
first. And she retained it in all its mysterious power through the
seventeenth century and into the eighteenth; men vying for her love
when she was ninety.

A full year before her father died, she had met the youthful Prince de
Marsillac, and had, at a glance, wholly captivated his semi-royal
fancy. It was Ninon's first love affair--with a prince. She was
dazzled by it just a little, she whom monarchs later could not dazzle.
She was only fourteen. And in Touraine a princely admirer was a
novelty.

At Marsillac's boyish supplication, Ninon consented to elope with him.
Off they started. And back to their respective homes they were brought
in dire disgrace. There was all sorts of a scandal in the
neighborhood. The princeling was soundly spanked and packed off to
school. The Sieur de L'Enclos came in for grave popular disapproval by
laughingly refusing to mete out the same stern penalties to Ninon.

To Paris, then, at sixteen, went the orphaned Ninon. Laughing at
convention and at the threats of her shocked relatives, she set up
housekeeping on her own account, managing the affairs of her Rive
Gauche mansion with the ease of a fifty-year-old grande dame.

On Paris burst the new star. In a month the city was crazy over her.
Not her beauty alone, nor her wit, nor her peculiar elegance, nor her
incredibly high spirits.--Not any or all of these, but an
all-compelling magnetism drew men to her in shoals and swarms.

By reason of her birth and breeding she took at once her place in the
court society of the day. Before she was twenty, she was setting the
fashions for feminine Paris, and was receiving in her salon the
stateliest ladies of the court, in equal numbers with their far less
stately husbands.

Frankly, she declared herself a votary, not of love, but of loves. For
constancy she had no use whatsoever. One admirer who had won a
temporary lease of her gay heart swore he would kill himself unless
Ninon would swear to love him to eternity.

And as she loved him ardently, she made the rash vow. When at the end
of ninety days she gave him his dismissal, he reproached her wildly
and bitterly for her broken pledge.

"You swore you would love me to eternity!" he raged. "And now----"

"And now," she explained, as one might soothe a cranky child, "I have
kept my vow. I have loved you for three endless months. That is an
eternity--for love!"

And three months remained, to the end, Ninon's record for fidelity to
any one man; which was, perhaps, as well, for the waiting list was as
long as that of a hyper-fashionable club.

And now we come to a story that I do not ask you to believe, although
all France unquestionably and unquestioningly believed it. Whether
Ninon herself at first coined it as a joke, or whether it was a hoax
that she herself credited, it is certain that she grew at last to have
firm faith in it.

One night--so Ninon always declared--when she was about twenty, she
returned home late from a ball at the Hotel St. Evremond. As she stood
before the mirror of her boudoir, after her maid had left her for the
night, she became aware of a shadowy reflection behind her.

Turning, she saw a man clad all in black, his face hidden by the low
brim of his hat and by his cloak's folds. What little was visible of
his countenance was ghastly pale. Ninon, ever fearless, did not cry
out for help. Instead, she approached the black-shrouded stranger and
demanded to know his business and how he had penetrated to her
close-barred room.

The man in black, by way of answer, drew one sable-gloved hand from
beneath his cloak. In his fingers he grasped a large phial, wherein
sparkled and glowed a strange, pinkish liquid.

"Life is short," said the visitor, as Ninon still looked in amazed
inquiry from his half-hidden face to the rose- phial he
carried. "Life is short, but youth is far shorter. When youth is gone,
love is gone. Love is the goal of life. Without youth, there is no
love. Without love, life is a desert. The gifts of youth and beauty
are yours. Would you make them long-lasting, instead of transient
blessings that shall too soon become mere memories?"

As Ninon, dumb with wonder, hesitated to reply, he continued:

"The admiration of men melts like summer snow at the first touch of
age in a woman. Their admiration is now yours. Would you hold it? One
drop a day from this phial, in your bath, will keep you young, will
keep you beautiful, will retain for you the love of men."

He set the flask on her dressing table and turned to go.

"You will see me again," he said very slowly and distinctly, "just
three days before your death."

And he vanished.

To a generation that has substituted science for superstition, this
tale of the Man in Black reads like stark nonsense. Perhaps it is. But
no one in the seventeenth century thought so. It was an age rife with
demon legends; legends of favors granted to mortals in return for a
residuary mortgage on their souls; and all that sort of thing. The
tale of Faust was still almost brand-new. Compared with many of the
traditions that then passed for solid fact, the incident of Ninon and
the Man in Black was almost commonplace.

We laugh at such things; probably with due justification. Yet was
Ninon's adventure more inexplicable than some of the absolutely
authenticated cases of Cagliostro's magic? As, for a single example,
when on a certain date Cagliostro announced in Paris: "The Empress
Maria Theresa of Austria died this morning." This was long before the
time of telegraphy or even of railroads. It was a journey of several
days from Paris to Vienna. Dispatches, reaching the French court a
week later, announced the unforeseen death of Maria Theresa at the
very hour named by Cagliostro.

Ninon may have invented the Man in Black. Or he may have been one of
the many quacks who hung on the fringes of courts and made capital out
of the superstitious folly of the rich. Or perhaps----

At all events, seventy years later, Ninon had either a most remarkable
encounter with the same man, or else, in her dying moments, she took
odd trouble to substantiate a silly lie that was nearly three-quarters
of a century old. Finish the story and then form your own theories.

Paris was alive in those days with titled women whose antecedents were
doubtful and about whose characters there could unluckily be no doubt.
They moved in the best society--or, rather, in the highest. Most of
them made a living by one form or another of graft. And always there
was an exclusive class of women who would not receive them.

Ninon quickly proved she had neither lot nor parcel with these titled
adventuresses. From first to last she accepted not a sou, not a jewel,
not a favor--political or otherwise--from the grands seigneurs who
delighted to do her honor. From first to last, too, she accepted as
her due the friendship of the most respectable and respected members
of her own sex.

She was never an adventuress, never a grafter, never a climber. She
loved for love's own sake. And if the men to whom in lightning
succession she gave her resilient heart chanced often to be among the
foremost of the realm, it was only because the qualities that made
them what they were made them also the type of man Ninon preferred.

She never benefited in any material way from their adoration. The
nearest approach was when Richelieu, the grim old iron cardinal, bent
his ecclesiastical and consumptive body before her altar. She used her
power over Richelieu freely, but never for herself; always to soften
the punishment of some luckless man or woman who had fallen under the
rod of his eminence's displeasure.

Thereby, and through Richelieu's love for her, Ninon clashed with no
less a personage than the Queen of France herself.

When Anne of Austria came from Spain to be the bride of Louis XIII of
France, Richelieu fell in love with the pretty young queen. Anne had
not wit enough to appreciate the cardinal's genius or to fear his
possible hate. So--seeing in him only a homely and emaciated little
man, whose pretensions she considered laughable--the queen hit on a
scheme of ridding herself forever of Richelieu's love sighs.

She pretended to listen to his courtship, then told him coyly that his
austerity and lack of human weakness and of humor made her afraid of
him. The enamored Richelieu insisted that he could be as human and as
fun loving as any other man. Anne bade him prove it by dressing as a
circus clown and dancing a saraband for her. She said she would hide
behind the curtains of a room in the palace and watch him do it. Then,
were she convinced that he could really unbend and could she overcome
her fear of his lofty dignity, she would come forth and tell him so.

The all-powerful Richelieu--the man of blood, whom even the haughtiest
nobles feared--so far lost every remnant of sanity as to do as the
queen bade him. As a harlequin, he capered and leaped about the empty
room, his eyes ever on the curtain at its far end.

Suddenly, in the midst of his idiotic performance, the curtain was
dashed aside; a howl of laughter swept the room; and the queen stood
revealed to his gaze. Clustered around her and reeling with mirth were
a score of courtiers; men and women both.

From that day Richelieu was Anne's sworn foe. He wrecked her repute
with the king, and for a long time managed to have her kept a prisoner
in the palace. In a thousand ways he made her life a torment.

And now, through the grim cardinal's love for Ninon de L'Enclos, Anne
thought she saw a way of striking back at her enemy. She sent for
Ninon, chided her for her mode of living, and ended by ordering her
sharply to retire at once to a convent. Ninon simply smiled at the
command, curtsied to the queen, and said demurely:

"I will gladly go to any convent your majesty may designate--just as
soon as I become as unattractive to men as is the woman who wants to
send me there."

She left the royal presence. And so great was the power of the girl's
beauty in the hearts of those in France's high places, Anne did not
dare put her command into effect. The tale of the conversation spread
like the prehistorically bromidic "wildfire," and Ninon won new
laurels thereby.

The Duke of St. Evremond, at that time one of the greatest men in
Europe, offered her his heart and his princely fortune. She replied
that his heart was a precious gift which she would prize forever--or
for a month or two at the very least; but that she had no use whatever
for his fortune, as she had all the money she needed and more would be
only a burden.

And the duke--veteran of many a love affair where fortunes had counted
for far more than hearts--made the quaint, historic reply:

    "~Mademoiselle, tu es un honnete homme!~" ("Mademoiselle, you are
    an honest man!")

Three generations of Sevignes--father, son, and grandson--in turn
loved Ninon during her seventy-five years of heartbreaking. Love for
her seemed a hereditary trait in the Sevigne family.

But it was the old Duke of St. Evremond, of all her numberless wooers,
for whom Ninon cared most. Though their love was soon dead, they
remained loyal and devoted friends to the day of the duke's death.
Their correspondence--prettily formal, yet with an undercurrent of
true affection--is still extant. And through life Ninon ran always to
the duke with every sorrow or perplexity; notably when, at the age of
sixty, she discovered her first wrinkle, an all but invisible crease
between her brows. In horror she related to St. Evremond the fearful
tragedy. With a laugh he banished her dread.

"That is no wrinkle, ma petite," he reassured her. "Love placed it
there to nestle in."

The mighty Prince de Conde, the left-handedly royal D'Estrees, La
Rochefoucauld (the Machiavelli of France,) and many another of like
rank and attainment were proud to count themselves Ninon's worshipers.
To no one did she show more favor than to another. King of France or
Scarron, the humpback poet--so long as they could amuse her, Ninon
gave no thought to their titles or wealth or name. To her, one was as
good as another. To none did she give fidelity. Nearly all of them she
treated outrageously. Yet of them all, only one was ever driven away
by her caprices before she was fully ready to dismiss him.

That sole exception was the gallant Comte de Fiesque, who, for a brief
space of time, held her wandering heart and thoughts. Ninon as a rule
was not quarrelsome. But she and De Fiesque were as flint and steel.
Their affair was one fierce series of spats and disputes that blazed
out at last in a pyrotechnic row.

As a result of this climax quarrel, De Fiesque scuttled away in red
wrath, vowing that he was forever and ever done with so ill-tempered
and cranky a woman as Ninon de L'Enclos.

Ninon was aghast. Paris was aghast. France was aghast. The love world
at large was aghast. For the first time in her whole hectic life,
Ninon de L'Enclos had been deserted--actually deserted! And by a
nobody like De Fiesque! She who had snubbed a king, had tired of
Condez, had yawned daintily in the half-monarchical face of D'Estrees
himself!

It was unbelievable. For an instant her fame as a peerless and
all-conquering Wonder Woman threatened to go into partial eclipse. But
only for an instant.

De Fiesque, placed during a little hour on a pinnacle of flaring
originality, began to receive tenderly reproachful letters from Ninon,
beseeching him to come back to her, saying she had been wrong in their
dispute, begging his forgiveness--Ninon, to whom princes had knelt
trembling!--promising all sorts of meek, womanly behavior if only he
would cure her heartbreak by a word of love.

These letters of hers to her deserter would have moved an equestrian
statute to maudlin tears. But De Fiesque's pride had been too deeply
cut by that last quarrel, to let him relent. Besides, he was vastly
enjoying his novel position as the only man on earth to whom Ninon de
L'Enclos had made such an appeal. So while his fellow courtiers
alternately envied him and longed to kick him, they wondered what
might be the secret of his fascination over Ninon.

Thus, for a few days, matters stood. Then Ninon hit on a master
stroke. The thing that had first attracted De Fiesque to her had been
the glory of her red-gold hair. He had loved to bury his face in its
shimmering, soft masses, to run its silk strands through his fingers.
Incidentally, in the course of their epoch-marking quarrel, he had
called Ninon supremely vain and selfish.

Now she cut off all her wonderful hair; cut it off, wrapped it up, and
sent it, without a word of explanation, to De Fiesque. He understood.
She had made this supreme sacrifice for him--for the man who had
deserted her. To him she was offering this chief beauty of hers.

De Fiesque's pride vanished. Through the streets he ran, bareheaded,
to Ninon's house. Into her presence he dashed and flung himself at her
feet, imploring forgiveness for his brutality and vowing that he loved
her alone in all the world.

But the rest of the dialogue did not at all work out along any
recognized lines of lovers' reconciliations. Ninon patiently heard to
an end De Fiesque's blubbered protestations of devotion. Then, very
calmly and triumphantly, she pointed to the door.

The interview was over. So was the affair. Ninon de L'Enclos was
vindicated. No lover had ever permanently deserted her. There was no
man so stubborn that she could not lure him back to her. The De
Fiesque incident was closed. All that remained for Ninon to do was to
introduce among Paris women a temporary fashion of wearing the hair
short. Which she promptly did. And thus she suffered not at all by her
ruse.

Some two centuries later, George Sand, who had read of the incident,
tried the same trick to win back Alfred de Musset. In her case, it was
a right dismal failure. De Musset, too, was entirely cognizant of the
story of Ninon's shorn hair. And even without her hair, Ninon was
lovely; while, even with hers, George Sand was hideous.

Queen Christina of Sweden came to France. Ninon delighted the
eccentric Swede. Christina made a confidante and familiar friend of
her. She begged Ninon to return with her to Sweden, promising her a
title and estates and a high place at court.

Ninon called unexpectedly at Christina's Paris apartments one morning
to talk over the plan. She entered the queen's drawing-room
unannounced. There on the floor lay a man, one of the Swedish
officials in Christina's suite. He was dead--murdered--and was lying
as he had fallen when he had been stricken down.

Above him stood Christina, at her side the assassin who had struck the
blow. The queen turned to Ninon and explained. The official had
displeased her majesty by some undiplomatic act; and taking justice
into her own hands, Christina had ordered another member of her suite
to murder the offender. She was as unconcerned over the killing as if
she had ordered a rabid dog to be shot.

Ninon fled in panic fear from the apartment. Nor ever again could she
be induced to come into the presence of the royal murderess. Thus
ended the Swedish project.

Though the confidential friendship of one queen was thus taken
forcibly from Ninon, she had later the satisfaction of helping on the
cause of another and uncrowned queen. It is her one recorded
experience in dabbling with politics, and the role she played therein
is interesting.

King Louis XIV.--son of that Anne of Austria who had hated Ninon--had
reached the age when life began at times to drag. The "~Grand
Monarque~" had still fewer reasons than those of Ninon's father to
deplore the missing of any good times. But youth had fled from him at
last. He found himself, in middle age, a sour-faced, undersized man,
with a huge periwig, a huger outjutting beak of a nose, and wearing
egregiously high boot heels to eke out his height. People--a very few
of them and at a safe distance--were beginning to laugh at his
pretensions as a lady-killer. Nature, too, was proving herself less a
tender mother than a Gorgonlike stepmother, by racking him with
dyspepsia, bad nerves, and gout.

These causes led him to turn temporarily to what he termed "the higher
life." In other words, by his whim, the court took to wearing somber
garments, changing its scandalous conversation for pious reflections
and its unprintable novels for works on philosophy. Whereat, yawns of
boredom assailed high Heaven.

In the course of his brief penitence, Louis frowned majestically upon
his tempest-tempered favorite, Madame de Montespan. And she--tactless
or over-sure of her position--scowled back, harshly derided the new
order of affairs, and waxed more evil-tempered than ever.

In Madame de Montespan's household was a certain Madame de Maintenon,
widow of the humpbacked little Scarron, who had once sued for Ninon de
L'Enclos' favor. Strangely enough, his widow and Ninon were close
friends. And at this court crisis. Ninon made the term "friendship"
mean something.

She herself had plainly shown that she had no interest in the king.
Now she set to work to make the king feel an interest in Madame de
Maintenon, whom Louis in his long period of gayety had always
disliked. Ninon taught the widow how and when to throw herself in the
king's way, and how to treat him. She coached her friend as a stage
director coaches a promising but raw actor.

As a result, when Louis came, smarting, from a squabble with the fiery
De Montespan, he would find himself, by the merest chance, in the
presence of De Maintenon, whose grave gentleness and attitude of awed
devotion served as balm to his quarrel-jarred nerves.

He took to seeking out the wise and gentle widow--of his own accord,
as he thought--and spending more and more time in her company. And De
Maintenon, carefully coached by Ninon, the queen of heart students,
managed to awaken in the deadened royal brain a flicker of admiration
that slowly warmed into love.

At that point Ninon's genius achieved its most brilliant stroke. Under
her instructions the widow gave the king's advances just the right
sort of treatment. She made it clear to Louis that she scorned to be a
royal favorite.

As a result, one midnight, there was a secret wedding in the palace
chapel; King Louis XIV. becoming the legal, if unacknowledged, husband
of the penniless humpback's meek widow; Ninon, it is said, being one
of the ceremony's few witnesses.

Ninon had "played politics" just once--and with far-reaching results
to history; as De Maintenon's future influence over her husband was to
prove. Among the results, the revocation of the Edict of Nantes is
laid at De Maintenon's door, an act that partly depopulated France and
partly populated America.

By this time Ninon had become something more than a winner of hearts
and a setter of fashions. She found herself a social arbiter as well.
Without an introduction to the illustrious Ninon de L'Enclos and a
word of indorsement from her, no young man could hope to make his way
in Paris society. Noblemen in the country, sending their sons to Paris
for a career, moved heaven and earth to obtain for them letters of
introduction to Ninon.

Her lightest expression of opinion was everywhere quoted as inspired.
With a smile or a frown she could make or unmake men's futures at
court. Had she so chosen, she might have become, with this amazing
amount of power, a most unbearable tyrant. Instead, she used her power
wisely and kindly. Charitable to a fault, her tact and her money and
her boundless influence were always making the way easy for some one
or other.

For instance, in her old age--or rather in what would have passed for
old age in any other woman--she took an interest in a wizened,
monkey-like boy of the people. She set him on the path to advancement
and supplied him with the money for his education. To his dying day,
the little man remembered her with a veneration most people would have
bestowed on a saint; even though he used the education she had given
him to help in tearing down the monarchy whose nobles had been his
benefactress' slaves. He is known to fame as Voltaire.

Years came and went. They merged into decades and quarter centuries.
The men who once had loved Ninon de L'Enclos grew old and died, and
their places were taken by sons and then by grandsons. Dynasties
changed. The world rolled on. New times brought new customs.

But Ninon remained unchanged. Still beautiful, still vibrant with all
her early gay charm, she remained to outward appearances what she had
been for the past fifty years. The grandsons of her girlhood suitors
were as madly in love with her as had been their grandsires. In love,
in society, in fashion, she was still the unquestioned sovereign.

Throughout Europe, there was now no one who doubted the unadorned
truth of the story concerning the Man in Black; for it seemed that no
mortal agency could have kept any woman so perennially young. As the
years passed, folk fell to speculating on how many drops of the
precious rose- liquid might still remain in the phial. And, in
scared voices, they repeated the prophecy of the man in black:

    "~You shall see me once again three days before your death.~"

Perhaps, now that you know Ninon better, you may laugh less
contemptuously at the tale of the Man in Black; or, at the least,
credit her with believing it. Throughout her life, she never changed
the story in any way; nor could the shrewdest cross-examining lead her
to contradict herself about any of its most minute details. A haunting
fear of the Man in Black's promised return was always in her mind,
even during her gayest days and nights.

As late as her ninetieth year men made vehement love to her. At an age
when most women are withered crones, she still broke hearts. Men
fought duels by the dozen for her favor. In her old age a youth blew
out his brains on her account.

During her later years a great sorrow came to her. Through no
conscious fault of her own, she was enmeshed in what was probably the
most horrible tragedy of its sort in history. This tragedy cannot even
be touched on here. In no book written in the English language can you
find its complete details. It is enough to say that the nameless
horror of it wrecked Ninon's health and her mind, leaving her for the
time a mental and physical wreck.

Slowly she recovered her health, her brain, and her unquenchable
spirits. Her beauty had never been impaired. And once more she ruled
as queen of hearts. Now, too, she blossomed forth into literature,
becoming with ease a famous author. Her essays were quoted, imitated,
lauded to the skies.

Nor is there the slightest reason to doubt that she was their author.
Always bluntly honest to a fault, the woman who would not accept rank
or money was not likely to accept the literary ideas of others and
pass them off as her own. Also, the style of her published work was
identical with her private letters.

It is odd, and possibly--or possibly not--significant, that of the
world's superwomen, more have leaned toward literature than toward any
other one pursuit. The gift of writing comes nearer to being their one
common trait than do beauty and all the other hackneyed siren charms.
The power that enables such women to win hearts appears to manifest
itself by use of the pen.

To instance a very few of the hundreds of heart-breakers who were also
authors, letter writers, and so forth, of greater or less note, one
has but to recall George Sand, Adah Menken, Adrienne Lecouvreur, Ninon
de L'Enclos, Lola Montez, Madame de Sevigne, Madame Recamier, Madame
Roland, and Marie Stuart.

By 1706 there was scarce a man or woman left alive who remembered
Ninon when, as a girl, she had come first to Paris. Youths who had
worshiped her as a middle-aged woman were now aged men. She herself
was ninety.

To say that she was still a girl in looks and actions is a gross
exaggeration, of course; not the firmest believers in the Man in Black
claimed that. But, at ninety, she was still beautiful, still alluring
and adorable, as men continued to learn. Younger women--women young
enough to be her grandchildren--were neglected for her sake. It is
said that on her ninetieth birthday she received a fervent declaration
of love from a noble who had met her but a few days earlier.

Then came the end. On one day, in 1706, Ninon de L'Enclos was in
blooming health; on the next she was dying. She wrote a single line to
one of her friends and dispatched it by a messenger.

The letter did not find the woman to whom it was addressed until
nearly a week later. Three days from the time she wrote it, Ninon
died. The friend, opening the letter, read, scrawled in a fear-shaken
hand, this sentence:

    "~I have just seen the man in black again!~"




CHAPTER THREE

PEG WOFFINGTON

IRISH HEART CONJURER


A throng of people--barefoot peasants, modish idlers, tradesfolk,
riffraff--stood in a Dublin courtyard one day in 1727, providing the
much-admired "sea of upturned faces." All eyes were raised, all necks
were back bent. Every one was looking aloft to where a taut wire was
stretched between two post tops.

Along the wire walked a harlequin, taking mincing dance steps and
balancing across his shoulders a pole from whose extremities dangled
two huge baskets. To make the feat the more interesting by adding a
spice of possible peril, announcement had been made that each basket
contained a live child.

The chance of a triple tragedy in the event of a misstep made the
tight-wire walk a right diverting spectacle, and thrilling withal, to
the good folk of Dublin. But half way between the two extremity posts,
still a new element of interest was added.

For, at that point, the top suddenly popped off one of the baskets,
and a big-eyed, laughing face beamed down, over the edge, at the
crowd. The face of a seven-year-old child--a girl. A roar of applause
followed upon the youngster's unrehearsed appearance.

Thus did Peg Woffington, a queen of her century's actresses and
consummate heart conjurer, make her professional debut.

Peg--her full first name, which nobody dreamed of using, was
Margaret--was the daughter of an Irish bricklayer who had one point in
common with certain modernists in that he was rabidly opposed to all
doctors.

And the medical guild had in due time its revenge on the sacrilegious
brick artist. For once, when Woffington fell ill, he fiercely refused
to have a physician summoned. And he rapidly grew better. As her
husband was convalescing, Mrs. Woffington sought to make assurance
doubly certain by calling in a doctor. The pill juggler looked at the
invalid and pronounced him out of danger. Next day Woffington died.

Peg was just learning to walk at the time of her lamented father's
tilt with the cult of AEsculapius. She and her baby sister, Mary, at
once set about helping to earn their own living, by toddling on either
side of their mother when the widow hawked watercress through the
streets, and shrilly piping in duet the virtues of her wares.

To Dublin, when Peg was seven, came one Madame Violante, with a troupe
of tumblers and rope dancers. Peg was apprenticed to Madame Violante.
But her term of service as a baby acrobat was short. Her employer had
better use for her.

It was Madame Violante who originated the ever-since-popular custom of
producing famous plays and operas, with child actors filling all the
roles. Her "Liliputian Troupe" scored a big success in Dublin and the
provinces. Much of this success was due to Peg, who almost invariably
was cast for old-woman parts, and who "doubled in the brass" by doing
quaint little step dances between the acts.

It was cruelly hard work for a growing child; nor was the early
eighteenth-century theater the very best sort of nursery and moral
training school for little girls. But apart from other and less
creditable lessons acquired, she learned stage presence and
practically every art and trick of the profession.

From the "Liliputian Troupe," Peg graduated into the more lucrative
and equally moral pursuit of theater orange vender. In slack seasons,
when no cargo of oranges chanced to have landed recently from the
Americas, she acted, off and on; playing, at twelve, mature roles in
provincial theater comedies, and exhibiting a rollicking humor that
carried her audiences by assaut. At seventeen, she was playing--at
seven dollars and fifty cents a week--~Ophelia~ and other exacting
parts.

Incidentally, on both sides of the footlight candles--as actress and
as orange girl in the pit--she had long since made herself the toast
of the Dublin beaux. She was pretty--though not strikingly so. She had
a ready, and occasionally flaying, Irish wit. She had, too, the magic,
if still undeveloped, fascination of the super-woman. As to her
morals--they were the morals of any and every other girl of her
environment and upbringing. She was quite as good as she knew how to
be. There was not a grain of real vice in her whole cosmos.

But there was a blazing ambition; an ambition that was cramped and
choked in the miserable, makeshift provincial playhouses. She burned
to be a famous actress. There was no chance for her in Ireland. So she
came to London.

It was a case of burning her bridges behind her. For she carried a
worn purse that held seventeen shillings. And the not-overnew dress
she wore was her sole wardrobe. These were her tangible assets. On
this capital and on genius and pluck and ambition and good looks and
the charm that was daily growing more and more irresistible, Peg
relied to keep her going.

To manager after manager she trudged. Not one would find work for her.
In all, she made nineteen applications. And she scored just precisely
nineteen rank failures.

Finally, half starved and wholly discouraged, she succeeded in
interesting the manager of the Covent Garden Theater. And he gave her,
or sold her, the chance she sought--the chance to appear before a
London audience.

Her first appearance on the metropolitan stage was all that was needed
to prove her worth. At once she caught the public fancy. Soon she
found herself the most popular actress in England.

An air of mingled sadness and gayety in her stage work, an audacity
and fresh youthfulness--and the mystic charm--carried her straight to
the front. At this period she touched nothing but comedy--at which she
had no peer--and preferably played male roles. Masculine attire set
forth her stunning figure, and she played devil-may-care, boyish parts
as could no other woman.

One night, after the first act of "The Constant Couple," wherein, clad
in small-clothes and hose, she was playing ~Sir Harry Wildair~, Peg ran
laughing and triumphant into the greenroom. There she chanced to find
her bitterest friend and rival, Mistress Kitty Clive, a clever but
somewhat homely actress. Said Peg in delight:

"They applauded me to the echoes! Faith, I believe half the men in the
house thought I was really a boy."

"Perhaps," sneered envious Kitty. "But it is certain that at least
half of them knew you weren't."

Peg stopped short in her gay laugh and eyed Kitty's plain visage
quizzically.

"Mistress Clive," observed Peg, in irrelevant reflection, "did you
ever stop to consider how much utterly useless modesty an ugly woman
is responsible for unloading upon this poor world of ours?"

Kitty did not again cross swords with Peg. Indeed, after the first
encounter, few people did.

The <DW2>s, the wits, the macaronis, the bloods, the Corinthians--all
had discovered Peg long before this time. She was their darling, their
idol. As this poor article is too brief in scope to contain a
transcript of London's Social and Club Register of the day, most of
Peg's minor conquests must be passed over without a word. One or two
alone stand out as worth a few sentences.

Macklin, matinee favorite and really great actor, fell heels over head
in love with her. So did Hallam, the doctor-author. Macklin, having no
hope of winning Peg's favor, was content to watch over her and to
guard her like a faithful bulldog. Hallam was not so humble.

Peg did not inherit her father's hatred for doctors, for she flirted
lazily with Hallam and amused herself with his admiration. In time she
tired of him and frankly told him so.

Hallam, lacking the game, sought the name. Furious at his dismissal,
he was still eager to be considered a successful wooer of the famous
actress. So he took to boasting loudly at White's and the Cocoa Tree
that Peg cared for him alone, and that she had written him reams of
burningly ardent love letters.

Peg heard of the boast and was foolish enough to run to the devoted
Macklin with the story, entreating him to punish the braggart.

Macklin did not wait to write a challenge, or even go home for his
sword, which he did not happen to be wearing that day. Snatching up
his cane, he rushed to a near-by coffeehouse where he knew Hallam was
likely to be found at that hour. There he discovered the author-doctor
drinking with a circle of friends, to whom he was descanting upon
Peg's worship of himself.

Macklin sprang at Hallam, seized him by the throat, and caned him
unmercifully. Hallam writhed free and whipped out his sword. Macklin,
forgetting that he himself was wielding a cane and not a sword,
parried Hallam's first thrust and lunged for the doctor's face.

The ferrule of the cane pierced Hallam's left eyeball and penetrated
to his brain, killing him instantly--an odd climax to one of history's
oddest duels.

Macklin was placed on trial for his life. But he was promptly
acquitted. And Peg's renown glowed afresh, because, through her, a man
had died.

A pamphlet, written by still another vehement admirer, contains a
description of Peg Woffington, written about the time of Hallam's
taking off. Part of this word picture is worth repeating verbatim. You
will note that, though contemporary, it is in the past tense. Here it
is:

    Her eyes were black as jet, and, while they beamed with ineffable
    luster, at the same time revealed all the sentiments of fair
    possessor. Her eyebrows were full and arched, and had a peculiar
    property of inspiring love or striking terror. Her cheeks were
    vermilioned with nature's best rouge, and outvied all the labored
    works of art.

    Her nose was somewhat of the aquiline, and gave her a look full of
    majesty and dignity. Her lips were of the color of coral and the
    softness of down and her mouth displayed such beauties as would
    thaw the very bosom of an anchorite. Her teeth were white and
    even. Her hair was of a bright auburn color. Her whole form was
    beauteous to excess.

In the heyday of her glory, Peg went "to drink a dish of tea" with a
party of friends one afternoon. Among the guests was a slender little
commercial man, a wine merchant, in fact; shrewd, stingy, and smug.
How such a character as his could have awakened the very faintest
response in impulsive, big-hearted Peg's is one of the innumerable
mysteries of hearts.

But at first glance she loved the little man; loved him as never
before she had loved, and as she would never love again. She had met
the love of her life.

She asked to have him introduced. The little vintner, tickled that the
great Mistress Woffington should have deigned to notice an unknown
nonentity, was duly brought up and presented.

Peg, her head swimming, did not at once catch his name and bade him
repeat it. Obediently, the dapper youth replied:

"David Garrick, madam."

In the hour that ensued, Peg led Garrick to talk about himself--a
never-difficult task. He told her that he hated his trade and that he
was not making money thereby. Peg, appraising the man's appearance as
well as a woman newly in love could hope to, saw that, though short,
he was graceful and strikingly handsome. Also, that he had a marvelous
voice.

Abruptly, she broke in on his soliloquy by suggesting that he go on
the stage. Garrick stared. She spoke of the glories of a star's life.
Garrick yawned. She mentioned that successful actors drew large
salaries. Garrick sat up and began to listen. When she went on to
speak of the fabulous receipts that awaited a star, Garrick feverishly
consented to her plan.

Peg set to work, using to the straining point all her boundless
theatrical influence. She got Garrick a chance. She coached him in the
rudiments of acting. She found that the little wine seller had a
Heaven-sent gift for the stage. So did the managers. So, in short
order, did the public.

Garrick's success was as instantaneous as had been Peg's own. Peg
rejoiced unspeakably in his triumph. So did he. The lofty motives that
actuated Garrick's stage work may be guessed at from this entry in his
diary October 20, 1741:

    Last night played Richard the Third to the surprise of all. I
    shall make nearly three hundred pounds a year as an actor, and
    that is what I really dote on.

But he made infinitely more than the prophesied one thousand, five
hundred dollars a year. For he speedily became an actor manager. His
business training and his notorious stinginess were splendid assets.
Money flowed in, beyond his wildest dreams of avarice. And he held on
to it all.

Peg was inordinately proud of his achievements. So was Garrick. Peg
loved him to distraction. He graciously consented to be loved. Indeed,
it is probable that he cared for Peg as much as he could care for
anybody except David Garrick. A swarm of women fell in love with him
when he made his stage success. In spite of this, he still loved Peg.
Even if not exclusively.

Then Peg and Garrick appeared for the time as co-stars. And, with him,
she returned to the scene of her early struggles at Dublin. At the
Smock Alley Theater there, the two acted in repertoire.

The pair were an enormous hit. So much so that they were forced, by
popular clamor, to play straight through the summer. It was one of the
hottest summers on record, but great crowds jammed the theater at each
performance. An epidemic swept Dublin. A good many of the playgoers
caught the infection at the playhouse and died; which caused the
epidemic to receive the sinister nickname, "the Garrick fever."

Peg was no less popular than was her colleague. Together they toured
Ireland, then came back to London, as openly avowed lovers. They were
engaged to be married; but the marriage was from time to time
postponed. Always at Garrick's suggestion.

Sir Charles Hanbury Williams, a suitor for Peg's favor at this time,
was the author--among half a bookful of odes, sonnets, and so forth,
to her charms--of "Lovely Peggy," a popular song "hit" of the day, a
stanza of which runs:

    Once more I'll tune the vocal shell,
    To hills and dales my passion tell,
    A flame which time can never quell,
          That burns for lovely Peggy.
    Ye greater bards the lyre should hit,
    To say what subject is more fit,
    Than to record the sparkling wit
         And bloom of lovely Peggy.

But Sir Charles wooed her in vain. She had thoughts for no one else
but Garrick. One day, reproached by the poet with her greater regard
for his rival, and not wishing to cause needless pain to the loser,
Peg sought to evade the charge by saying that she had not seen Garrick
for an age.

"Nay," contradicted the luckless Sir Charles, "I know you saw him only
yesterday."

"Well," she retorted, "and is not that an age?"

She and Garrick had a singular rule for maintaining their antemarital
establishment. It was arranged--by Garrick--that each should bear the
monthly expenses alternately. When it was Peg's turn, it was
noticeable that much better food was provided and that many more
dinner guests were invited to the house than during the alternate
months when Garrick was running the place.

Once, during a Garrick month, a crowd of people dropped in
unexpectedly to tea. Garrick eyed them with scarce-disguised
hostility. Peg was delighted to see them. But no more so than if their
call had come on her month for paying the bills, for she was lavishly
hospitable, and was always generous--even prodigal to a fault; traits
that caused her thrifty lover much pain.

To-day, as usual, Peg brewed the tea. Glancing at his own new-filled
cup, as Macbeth might have glared at the imaginary Banquo, Garrick
groaned aloud:

"Peg, you've made this tea so strong it's as red as blood. Zounds,
ma'am, d'ye think 'tis to be bought at a penny the pound that you
squander it so?"

It has ever been the fashion of romantic chroniclers, in writing of
this strange union, to paint Peg as a suffering saint and Garrick as a
crank. The latter picture is flawless. The former, unluckily, is not.

For, though Peg loved the actor manager and--temporarily--loved no one
else, yet it was not in her superwoman nature to rest meekly content
with the attentions of one man. Even though that man chanced to be the
celebrated Davy Garrick. Running through the warp of her love was a
woof of flirtations.

For one instance, Lord Darnley, a rich and notorious Piccadilly
gallant, proclaimed himself her adorer. Flattered at so famous a
nobleman's love, Peg flirted outrageously with Darnley. She even
denied to him that she cared for Garrick.

Once Darnley found Garrick's wig in Peg's boudoir and railed at her
infidelity to himself. Peg explained that she had borrowed the actor's
wig and had brought it home in order to practice in it a masculine
role she was soon to play at the Drury Lane.

Garrick, in jealous wrath, protested against her affair with Darnley.
So she swore to Garrick that she had dismissed his rival--and gayly
continued to meet Darnley on the sly. In time, Garrick found her out
and the discovery led to their separation. Afterward, in remorse, Peg
is said to have dropped Darnley. But then, as usual, it was too late
for her renunciation to do any good except to punish herself.

Time after time Garrick had set back the date of the wedding. When at
last the Darnley crisis came, Peg asked him frankly if he meant to
keep his pledge or not. He replied gloomily that he did. And he went
out and bought a wedding ring. He sighed in utter misery as he slipped
the gold loop on her finger. Out flashed Peg's Irish temper.

"If you had ten times the wealth and repute and ability that the world
credits you with," she declared, "I would not become your wife after
this silent confession."

Almost at once she repented her rash words of release. But Garrick
held her to them. He considered himself freed. And they parted. Peg
sent back all Garrick's presents. He refused to return hers--they
included a pair of diamond shoe buckles she had given him--on the
tender plea that they would serve him as reminders of her.

Peg wrote an angry letter, pointing out very clearly the wide gulf
between sentiment and graft, and telling Garrick on exactly which side
of that gulf his action in regard to the presents placed him. Garrick
retaliated by blackening her name on every occasion. She made no reply
to any of his dirty slurs; nor spoke of him save in praise.

Thus ended the great love of Peg's life. But there were a host of
minor loves to help take its place. Next came Spanger Berry, a fiery
Irish actor who, to revenge Peg's supposed wrongs, did his level best
on the stage to crowd Garrick out of several of the latter's favorite
roles. He did not wholly succeed in this loverly attempt, but he
caused Garrick many an hour of uneasiness, and wounded him severely by
causing a drop in the actor manager's box-office receipts.

Then came a succession. To quote a biographer who wrote while Peg's
name was yet fresh:

    An infatuated swain swore that if she did not return his love,
    he would hang, drown, or shoot himself; and in order not to be
    responsible for his suicide, she consented to listen to his
    sighs. Then there came along a gentleman with money who won her
    affection. Another next presented and outbid the former. Another
    offered, and she received him in her train.

    A fifth appeared, and was well received. A sixth declared his
    suit, and his suit was not rejected. In a word, a multitude of
    love's votaries paid their adorations to the shrine of their fair
    saint, and their fair saint was not cruel.

Then, according to the same chronicler and another, came into Peg's
life "a personage." There is no hint as to his identity. Whether she
was true to him or not is debatable. But she soon discovered that he
had grown tired of her. It was borne to her ears that he was paying
court to an heiress; intending to break with Peg, by degrees, if his
suit were successful.

The heiress gave a masked ball in honor of her birthday. Peg gained
admittance, in male costume, to the affair, and contrived to become
her rival's partner in a minuet.

    "When she straightway poured so many and such vile stories anent
    the gentleman's character into the lady's ears that the latter
    fainted and the ball broke up in confusion."

But Peg had gained her aim, by hopelessly discrediting with the
heiress the recreant lover. The match was broken off. Peg felt herself
right cozily revenged.

The next wooer was a "person." Not a "personage." He was Owen
McSwinney, a buffoon. He was the premier clown of his day and a local
celebrity.

McSwinny was fairly well to do. And, when he died soon afterward, it
was found that he had left his whole estate--some two hundred pounds a
year--to Peg.

It was not long after this that Richard Brinsley Sheridan, in his
early prime, engaged Peg at four hundred pounds a season, to play at
his theater. Sheridan was fervid in his admiration of the Irish
beauty. Perhaps this fact, as well as the marked success she scored in
his plays, led "The Rivals'" author to double her salary after the
first season.

Yearly she grew more popular with her audiences. Having won a
matchless reputation as a comedian, she turned for a time to tragic
characters, and won thereby a wholly new renown as one of England's
foremost tragedians. But comedy was her forte. And to it she returned.

Peg always vowed she hated the society of her own sex; a lucky thing
for her, since she was not received by ladies of quality, as were many
of her fellow actresses, and since her sharp tongue and the fact that
men went wild over her made her hated by these fellow actresses. But
her popularity with men endured, and she wasted few tears over women's
dislikes. Few superwomen have been popular with their own sex.

Peg was elected president of the famed Beefsteak Club, and she always
presided at the board in man's attire.

All this time she had been supporting her mother in a luxury undreamed
of in the days of the medicophobic bricklayer. And she had educated
and jealously safeguarded her younger sister, Mary.

Mary became engaged to Captain George Cholmondeley, son of the Earl of
Cholmondeley; a glittering match for a bricklayer's daughter. The earl
was justly indignant and posted away to Peg to break off the affair,
if need be, by bribing her and the entire tribe of Woffington.

Peg met the irate old fellow with the full battery of her charm. In a
trice she had him bewildered, then half relenting. Feebly he tried to
bluster. Peg cut him short with:

"My lord, I'm the one to complain; not you. For now I'll have two
beggars, instead of one, to feed."

It was a true forecast, for the earl, despite Peg's blandishments,
withheld for a time his check book. And in the interim she gave the
new-wed pair a house to live in and the money to run it.

And now for the last "big scene" of Peg's stage career: For some time
she had been ailing. But she kept on with her acting.

On the evening of May 17, 1757, when she was at the very acme of her
career, she played Rosalind at Covent Garden. Throughout the comedy
she was at her scintillant best. The house was hers. Wave after wave
of frantic applause greeted her, as, still in Rosalind's male
habiliments, she stepped before the curtain, flushed and smiling, to
deliver the epilogue.

Gayly stretching out her arms to pit and stalls, she began the
familiar lines. With a gesture of infinite coquetry she continued:

    "I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me;
    complexions that liked me--that liked me----"

She faltered, whitened under her make-up, skipped three full lines,
and came to the "tag:"

    "----when I make curtsy--bid me--bid me--farewell!"

The last line haltingly spoken, she threw her hands high in air and
screamed in a voice of abject terror:

"Oh, God! Oh, God!"

It was a prayer, not an oath. Reeling, the actress staggered to the
wings, and there fell, swooning, leaving the packed house behind her
in an uproar of confusion.

Kindly arms bore her from the stage she was never more to tread. Next
day, all London knew that Mistress Peg Woffington had been stricken
with paralysis and that from the neck down she was dead. Only the
keen-witted brain lived, to realize the wreck of the beautiful body.

Sorrowing crowds blocked the street in front of her house for days,
momentarily expecting news of her death. But Peg did not die. She did
not die until three tedious years had passed.

Little by little she partly regained the use of her body. But she was
feeble. Her rich beauty was wiped out as an acid-soaked sponge might
efface a portrait.

Out of the gay life that had been the breath of her nostrils, feeble
as an old woman, plain of face and halting of speech--she nevertheless
retained enough of the wondrous ancient charm to enslave another
adorer.

The newest--and last--wooer was Colonel Caesar, of the Guards. On
learning that Peg in her stricken state had infatuated the gallant
colonel, a coffeehouse wit sized up the situation by cruelly quoting:

    "Aut Caesar, aut nullus."

It was a vile thing to say. And Caesar hunted up the humorist, so runs
the story, and thrashed him within an inch of his life.

Some time later, Tate Wilkinson, an "impersonator" of that era--yes,
there were pests on the earth, even in those days--was scheduled to
give a series of humorous impersonations of famous actors and
actresses at the Drury Lane; then managed and partly owned by David
Garrick.

Peg feared she might be held up to ridicule by the mimicry. The fear
preyed on her mind, to a pathetic extent. Colonel Caesar went to the
theater and there informed Garrick that if he permitted Wilkinson to
impersonate Mistress Woffington, the colonel would first give him a
public caning and would then call him out.

The impersonation of Peg had been mysteriously lost from the
imitator's repertoire when the performance was given.

Peg died in 1760, at the age of forty. She left more than five
thousand pounds. She left it to charity. And, as a testimonial to her,
a range of low-roofed, wistaria-covered cottages was built for the
exclusive use of the poor. The dwellings were known as "The Margaret
Woffington Cottages."

Samson's costume would start a panic on modern Broadway, yet it was
doubtless deemed correct in his time. Queen Elizabeth's table manners
would cause her speedy ejectment from any civilized restaurant, yet
she was sixteenth century's model for etiquette. George Washington's
spelling would not pass muster in a primary school, though in 1776 he
was regarded as a man of high education. While as for Lady Godiva--

New times, new ways. Won't you remember that, in dealing with Peg
Woffington? She was a product--and a fine product--of her generation
and surroundings. Think of her only as an unfortunate, warm-hearted,
beautiful girl, whom men adored almost as much for her lovable
qualities as for her siren fascinations.

She merits a pedestal in the temple of superwomen. If I have failed to
establish her right to it, the fault is mine, not hers.




CHAPTER FOUR

HELEN OF TROY

MODEL FOR ALL THE SIRENS OF THE CENTURIES


Some wise folk say she never existed. But, for that matter, some wise
folk also say that her press agent, Homer, never existed, and that his
"Iliad" and "Odyssey" were compilations of lesser men's writings. As
well say that Napoleon was a "compilation" of his marshals.

Some aver that she indeed walked the earth, a Wonder Woman, and that
her charm perhaps stirred up strife among nations, but that her fame
kept on growing after she was dead, until--even as hundreds of jokes
were attributed to Joe Miller that Joe never perpetrated or even
heard--people got to making her the heroine of a myriad impossible
deeds and adventures that no one woman or no ten women could have
achieved.

Still others declare that she and her story were allegorical, standing
for feminine charm and for its fatal power; that she embodied the
Greek idea of superwoman perfection. The same sort of people gravely
tell us that Hercules and Croesus and William Tell were "solar
myths"--whatever that may mean--and their descendants will put the
myth brand, ten thousand years hence, on Napoleon, Roosevelt, John L.
Sullivan, and Lydia Pinkham.

While common sense may balk at the tale of Helen of Troy, common sense
would as readily balk at a narrative of the high cost of living or of
the All-Europe War. And what is common sense among friends? I am going
to tell Helen's story as if it were gospel truth. For all I know, it
may be. I am not going to draw on a dull imagination for any of it,
but to take it entirely from a dozen of the olden authorities, from
Homer down. After all, since we believe in Santa Claus, why not in
Helen of Troy?

(I cannot help feeling a little thrill of pride in this preamble. In
spots, it is almost scholarly. And so to the story.)

She was the daughter of Tyndareus of Argos, one of the horde of
kinglets who split up the Greek archipelago among them. She lived
three thousand years ago. And so adorable was she that some one
started a rumor that she was not the daughter of Tyndareus, but of
great Jove himself. This kind of talk passed as complimentary in those
benighted days. Wherefore, Helen's parents did not start a suit for
criminal libel against the flatterer, but heaped honors on him.

By the time Helen reached young womanhood, she was the wonder of all
Greece. She was tall, slender, and red-haired. In a day of almost
universal dowdiness, she knew how to wear her clothes--although she
did not use that knowledge to any prodigal extent; clothes, in balmy
prehistoric Greece, being used for adornment rather than as coverings.

Her wit and her subtle magnetism vied with her good looks. Suitors
came from one end of the archipelago to the other to visit the palace
of Tyndareus and to pay court to the Wonder Girl. They were a goodly
throng, these suitors; kings one and all, even though most of their
kingdoms were smaller than Delaware. Here are a few names culled from
the endless list:

Ulysses, craftiest of Greeks, a short-legged man, with the upper body
of a giant; Agamemnon, overlord of all Greece, titular King of Mycenae,
a hot-tempered, long-winded potentate; Menelaus of Sparta, Agamemnon's
brother, an honest, not overbright, kind-hearted chap, who loved sport
better than statesmanship; Nestor, the wisest of men, (yet old enough
to have known better than to come a-courting, for already his hair and
beard were white); the two Ajaxes, thickheads both, one of whom was
later to crown a silly life by defying Jove's lightning to mortal
combat; Diomed, champion heavyweight battler of his century; Achilles,
fiery demigod and prehistoric matinee hero; these and many another.

Now, in that benighted age, kings had a way of gratifying personal
grudges by declaring war on their fellow sovereigns. Tyndareus was a
shrewd old fellow. Also, he was fond of his glorious daughter, and he
wanted to save her and her future husband from possible misfortune.
So, before he allowed Helen to make her choice he bound each and all
of the suitors to the following solemn oath: That they would not only
abide peacefully by Helen's decision, but would pledge themselves to
fight to the death in behalf of the contest's winner if, at any future
time, his domestic peace should be threatened, or his wife stolen from
him.

This pledge was not as fanciful as it may seem. For, cave-man tactics
of "wooing by capture" were still more or less in vogue. A man who
fell in love with another's wife was wont to kidnap her and to defy
her bereft spouse to get her back.

Thus, Tyndareus was not only preventing civil war in Greece, but he
was making it prohibitively perilous for any outsider to try to win
Helen. Such a wooer would find himself at odds with practically every
country in the whole archipelago. Yes, decidedly Tyndareus knew what
he was about. He was assuring his daughter--as far as was humanly
possible--a safe married life.

All the royal suitors--being very much in love--were in a condition to
promise anything. They bound themselves, right willingly, to the oath
Tyndareus exacted; even Nestor, who, as I think I said, was old and
wise enough to have known better. It is a supreme tribute to Helen's
glory that the wisest man alive should have behaved just as foolishly
over her as did the osseous-brained Ajax Telemon.

The oath being taken, Helen's choice was made known. And, out of the
ruck of greater and richer and handsomer men, she chose the plodding
Menelaus, King of Sparta.

There were black looks, there were highly unstoical gusts of
anger--but the disappointed suitors made the best of their bad luck.
After consoling themselves by getting gloriously drunk at the marriage
feast, they called it a day, and went home; not one of them realizing
how fearfully his lovelorn oath was one day to bind him. And the
golden Helen departed for the prim little, grim little kingdom of
Sparta with her liege lord, Menelaus.

The years drifted on, lazily, happily, in humdrum fashion. If Menelaus
were not inspiring as a husband, he was at least pleasanter to live
with than a cleverer man might have been. He and Helen had one child,
a daughter, Hermione.

Placid years make sweet living, but poor telling. So let us get along
to the day when heralds from the port of Pylos brought news of a
strange prince's arrival on the Spartan shores. The messengers knew
not who the stranger might be, nor whence he came. But, from his
retinue and dress and bearing, they judged him worthy to be a guest of
honor. So a gorgeous guard was sent to escort him to the palace, and
great preparations were made there to receive him.

The event seems to warrant a more Homeric wealth of language than I
can compass, but it would be hard not to drop into semi-stately--not
to say semi-Homeric and wholly plagiaristic--diction over it. So bear
with me. It won't last long.

Adown the dry white road that ran to Pylos through the plain, a dust
cloud was advancing; shields of bronze and weapons gleaming through
it, here and there, with glimpses of purple robes. In the palace,
tables were set out, with fair linen on them. Meats were brought
forth, with rare wine from the Ismarian vineyards to the north. A
votive heifer was driven in, lowing, from the fields, for the guest
sacrifice. Her horns were soon sheathed with gold; then the ax-man
felled and killed her with a single blow. She was quartered, and her
fat was laid on the fire, along with barley grain. And the savor of
the sacrifice rose, grateful, to high Olympus.

Now, through the yellow dust cloud, chariots were to be seen. A hardy
band of mariners plodded beside the wheels and behind. They were
bronzed and clear-eyed, these sea rovers, beguiling the journey with
gay speech and with deep, mighty laughs. And they shouted, instead of
speaking as do landfolk.

In the foremost chariot rode two men. One was King Diocles of Pherae.
The other was the goodliest man mortal eye ever looked upon. A mane of
fine-spun golden hair fell over the shoulders of his Sidonian robe;
his face was like the sunshine, and his eyes were filled with the
gladness of living. He was Paris, son of King Priam, and a prince of
Troy. And his right hand gripped a shadow-casting spear.

In the banquet hall, when the visitors and their host were seated,
appeared Helen, the wife of Menelaus, with her little daughter,
Hermione. When the cries of hunger and of thirst had died down, Helen
addressed the strangers, asking no direct question--since to question
a guest were discourteous--but saying that mayhap they would deign to
explain who they were, and why they had come hither.

Then arose Paris, standing by the board, facing the golden Helen. And
he spoke winged words:

It was prophesied at his birth, he began, that he would one day be the
ruin of Troy. To prevent his living to fulfill his ordained fate, his
father, King Priam--weeping at the deed's black necessity--had him
borne to the lonely top of Mount Ida, there to die of exposure, or at
the fangs of wild beasts. But a great she-bear, roaming the mountain
crest, found the babe and brought him down to her cave, and there laid
him among her own soft-coated young. Here he was found one day by
herdsmen, among whom he grew up.

In time he owned a herd. The best-loved of his cattle was a white
bull, called The Star. Now it came to pass that King Priam, urged on
by a dream, sent his slaves to Mount Ida's <DW72>s to secure the finest
bull that grazed there, for a sacrifice to Neptune. The slaves came
upon The Star and drove him away with them. Paris gave chase, but in
vain. Then he hastened to the city of Troy to beg redress from the
king. And as he entered the outer gates of Priam's palace, his own
sister, Cassandra, recognized him.

Cassandra was a prophetess. Apollo had loved her, and, as a love gift,
had endowed her with a gift of foretelling all things. But when she
rejected his suit, he willed that while she might still retain the
gift of prophecy, her forecasts should never be believed. So now her
words were laughed to scorn.

But Priam questioned the mountaineer. And, by the resemblance the
youth bore to his father, and the ring that he still wore around his
neck, where it had been placed when he had been taken up into the
mountain as an infant, the king at last knew him. Great was his joy.

And so, elevated to his rightful princely station, Paris passed the
next few years, no longer in the harsh toil and on the poor fare of a
herder, but as a king's son; wholly forgetting OEnone, the forest
girl of Mount Ida whom he had wooed and won and deserted, and whom he
to-day mentioned merely in the pride of a past conquest.

Now, breaking in upon Paris' somewhat long-winded story of his life,
let us come to the real reason of his presence in Sparta. The Goddess
of Strife had tried to enliven things in peaceful Olympus by tossing
down in front of Venus and Juno and Minerva a golden apple. On the
apple's rind was graven the inscription:

    "~For the most beautiful.~"

Straightway, the three goddesses, who had been tolerably good friends,
fell to quarreling as to which should have the apple of gold. And they
compromised by leaving the decision to Paris. Every member of the trio
tried secretly to bribe him; Juno offering him power, Minerva offering
him wisdom, Venus promising him love--the love of the fairest woman on
earth. Being very young and very human, Paris chose Love; casting
aside all hope of power and of wisdom to gain it. And Venus bade him
sail forth in search of the Wonder Woman she had promised him. He had
departed on this Quest of the Golden Girl, and fate had led him to
Helen.

I am not going to touch on the mythological part of Helen's career,
more than I can help. But I protest most solemnly that the foregoing
tale of Paris and the three goddesses is not mythology, but absolute
truth. It may never have happened; indeed, it could not have happened,
but it is truth, none the less. If you doubt that a silly apple could
cause such strife among three erstwhile friendly deities and stir up
unending enmity and discord and hatred, just remember that the apple
was of ~gold~. Wait until the family estate is divided among the
heirs--the heirs who have hitherto been such good friends--and watch
what the Golden Apple of Discord can do to breed hate and dissensions.

Those old Greeks were wise, even in their myths. They knew human
nature. And human nature's sole change since their day is the
substitution of conventionality for simplicity. At heart, there is no
difference.

Take, too, Paris' choice of love, rather than of wisdom or of power.
When we read about that, as children, we said smugly: "What a fool
Paris was!" Then, as we grew older--Well, if Paris was a fool, just
note in what goodly company he stands. His compeers in the same divine
idiocy are such immortals as Mark Antony, Marie Stuart, Francis I.,
almost the whole Bourbon dynasty, Sappho, Cleopatra, Solomon, and a
sheaf of other shimmeringly splendid sinners. They were monomaniacs,
all of them, and they sold their birthright of decency for a mess of
ambrosia; too blinded to know or care how much they were losing, and
for how barren a price. Wherein, their particular brand of insanity
gives them full right and privilege to claim, kinship with the
Gadarene swine of Holy Writ.

Well, then, Paris had quested forth to find and win the most beautiful
of women. And he found her--at the banquet board of her spouse,
Menelaus, King of Sparta.

Long he abode, an honored and trusted guest in his host's palace. And
Menelaus suspected nothing, not even that a man of godlike beauty and
comfortable dearth of morals was a dangerous visitor in the home of a
plodding, middle-aged husband.

One night--while Menelaus snored peacefully in preparation for a boar
hunt he had planned for the next day--Paris and Helen stole forth
together in the darkness and sped, hand in hand, to Pylos, where the
lover's ship was in waiting. In his own arms, Paris bore his inamorata
from shore to deck. Away across the wine-hued AEgean fled the lovers,
to Troy. There they were wed; regardless of the fact that Helen had
left a perfectly good husband alive in Greece. The laws against
bigamy--if there were any at that day--do not seem to have been very
rigidly enforced; nor do those laws' fracturers appear to have lost
caste thereby.

Mind you, Helen was no love-sick girl to be swept off her feet by an
impetuous wooer with spun-gold hair and a Romeo manner. When Paris
stole her from Menelaus and married her, she was forty years old. But,
like Ninon de Lenclos and Diane de Poictiers and other of the world's
true super-women, age had no power to mar her. Father Time could not
pass a face like hers without pausing to kiss it; but the kiss was
very tender and loving, and it left in its wake no wrinkles or
telltale lines. Helen was ageless.

Ilium worshipped beauty, even as did Greece. And the Trojans, from old
Priam down, hailed their new princess with rapture; all save
Cassandra, that daughter of Priam who was blest by the gift of
prophecy and cursed by the incredulity of all who heard her. At sight
of Helen, Cassandra shrieked aloud:

"Trojans, you nurse to your hearts a snake that shall sting you to
death! You cherish a firebrand that shall burn our city to the dust!"

And she fell, writhing and foaming, at Helen's feet. But folk laughed
at the forecast, and the cheers of welcome drowned the wail of the
seeress.

So did Argive Helen come to her husband's people. And thus did her
beauty win all hearts. Paris adored her wildly, uncontrollably, to the
hour of his death. Her passing infatuation for him soon cooled into
contemptuous toleration. And for the second time in her life she
learned that a husband is merely what is left of a lover after the
nerve has been extracted.

Meantime, Greece was humming like a kicked hornet's nest. Menelaus
learned of his wife's flight, and with whom she had fled. He went,
heart-broken, to his brother Agamemnon for help in avenging his
wrongs. Agamemnon not only reminded him of the other suitors' promise
to defend the honor of the man whom Helen should marry, but
volunteered, as overlord of Greece, to force them to keep their vows.

Now, this offer was none too easy to carry out. It is one thing to
make the maddest pledge, under the drunkenness of love. It is quite
another thing to fulfill that pledge when love is dead. The swain who
at twenty declares to a girl: "If ever you want me, say the word, and
I swear I will come to you, from the ends of the earth!" would be
horribly embarrassed if, as a sedate husband and father at forty, that
same half-forgotten sweetheart should hold him to his calf-love oath.

So it was with Helen's suitors-emeritus. Long ago they had loved her.
She had married some one else. And, during the past twenty years,
other interests in their lives had crowded out her memory. If they
thought of her at all, it was, now and then, to court domestic
tempests by mentally or verbally comparing her golden loveliness and
eternal youth with their own wives' dumpy, or slatlike, matronly
aspect.

For they had wives, most of them, by this time, wives and children.
Just stop for an instant, husbands all, and figure to yourselves what
would happen if you should come home to-morrow night and break to your
wives the tidings that you were about to go to war--for the sake of
another woman! A woman, moreover, whom you had once adored, and whose
memory had ever stood, wistful, winsome, wraithlike, between your
wives and you.

So, when Agamemnon's fiat went forth that those long-dead promises
were to be redeemed at once, there were home scenes throughout Greece
whose bare recital would forever have crushed the spirit of Mormonism.
War must have seemed almost a relief to some of those luckless
husbands after they had finished listening to their wives' remarks on
the subject. For, of all overdue debts in this world of varied
indebtedness, the hardest by a million-fold to pay are the sight
drafts of defunct sentiment.

These olden heroes were not especially heroic in the crisis that
threatened them, and none but a single man will be unduly harsh with
them for their reluctance. One after another, they sought to dodge the
fulfillment of their pledges.

Ulysses, for example, after an interview with his embarrassingly
faithful wife, Penelope--she has always reminded me of Mrs.
Micawber--harnessed oxen to a plow and proceeded to give the
impression that he had suddenly gone crazy, by plowing furrows in the
salt sands of the seashore. Those whose minds had fled were supposed
to be directly under divine protection, and naturally such people were
never called upon to fight or to meet any other obligation.

Truly, Ulysses was living up to his reputation as the craftiest of the
Greeks. Yet his craft was put to naught by the wisdom of old
Nestor--one of the few suitors who had not tried to crawl out of his
agreement. Nestor placed Ulysses' baby son, Telemachus, on the
seashore, in the path of the advancing oxen. Ulysses turned the beasts
aside to keep them from trampling the child to death. Whereat, it was
decided that Ulysses was not insane--at least, not too insane to do
his share of fighting--and he was enrolled as one of the chiefs of the
Grecian host.

Having been caught, Ulysses set out, morbidly, to get even with
Destiny by catching others. And he, as well as Nestor, began to strip
away the subterfuges of the reluctant kings. Achilles, for instance,
tried to escape military service by dressing as a girl and hiding
among the women of his household. Ulysses, disguised as a peddler,
visited these women, carrying a basket full of feminine gewgaws. At
the bottom of the basket lay a magnificent sword. While the women were
examining the jewelry and clothing in the peddler's stock, Achilles
caught sight of the sword. For the first time, he showed interest in
the intruder's visit. Paying no heed to the rest of the wares, he
picked up the sword and fell to examining it with a professional
interest. At once, Ulysses recognized him not only as a man, but as a
warrior; and the sulky Achilles was forced to join the expedition.

Day and night, throughout Greece, the smiths' hammers clinked, and the
smithy fires roared. Weapons were forged; armor was repaired; army
equipments were set to rights. The woods and hilltops reechoed to ax
blows, as great trees were felled for ship timber. At last, twelve
hundred ships lay at anchor, waiting to bear the avenging host to
Troy.

All this preparation was a matter of many months, and for a long time
no hint of it reached Troy. Then--first in vague rumor, and soon in
form not to be doubted--came news of the Greeks' preparation for war.

By this time, Helen had ceased to be a novelty in Troy. And now men
cursed her, beneath their breath, as a sorceress who was to bring war
and destruction upon them. Women hated her as the cause of their men's
possible death in battle. But Priam, and the noblest blest of his
sons--Hector--were still her stanch champions. And, with such backing,
her position in the city was at least outwardly assured.

Then came a minor tragedy, a foreshadowing of the wholesale misfortunes
that were to follow. I have said that when Paris was still a herdsman
on Mount Ida, he had met and loved a forest maid, OEnone, and, on
learning that he was a prince, he had promptly deserted her, leaving
her to grief and loneliness. OEnone had borne Paris a son--although
this was unknown to him. In the years since she had last seen the
fickle prince, this son had grown up. He was known as "Corythus."
When word reached OEnone of Helen's arrival in Troy, she sent her
unfortunate rival a message. She wrote the message on birch bark and
dispatched it, by Corythus, to the city.

Corythus arrived at the palace, and was led to Helen's bower, where he
begged the princess to dismiss her maids, as he was the bearer of a
word for her ears alone. Helen, obeying, received from him the folded
birch bark and opened it. She read:

    O thou that dost scan these lines, hast thou forgotten quite thine
    ancient sin, thy palace, thy husband and child--even as Paris hath
    forgotten me? Thou shalt not forget. For I send thee my curse,
    with which I shall scourge thee till I die. Soon Paris must look
    into the eyes of death. And little in that hour will he care for
    thy sweet lips, thy singing voice, thine arms of ivory, thy
    gold-red hair. Nay, remembering that thou hast cost his life, he
    will bid the folk that hate thee have their joy, and give thee to
    the mountain beasts to tear, or burn thy body on a tower of Troy!
    My son--and his--beareth this word to thee.

As she finished reading, Helen fell, in a swoon, at Corythus' feet.
The youth was alarmed, and dropped on his knees beside her, lifting
her head. And at that moment Paris entered the room.

Seeing a stranger kneeling beside Helen, he went wild with jealous
rage. Whipping out his sword, he sprang upon Corythus, and buried the
blade in the lad's neck. Then he turned, to plunge the weapon into
Helen's breast. But, as he turned, he saw the birch-bark message on
the floor and stooped to pick it up. Reading it, he realized what he
had done, and whom, in his jealous frenzy, he had killed. He flung
himself, wailing, forth from the palace and into the night.

Three days later, Corythus was laid on his funeral pyre in the market
place of Troy. As Paris was advancing with the lighted torch, OEnone
appeared. She leaped upon the pyre and shrieked down at her recreant
lover:

"I hear the prayer that thou some day shall make in vain! Thou shalt
die, and leave thy love behind thee, for another. And little shall she
love thy memory! But"--turning upon the onlookers--"O ye foolish
people--see! What death is coming on you from across the waters?"

At the shrieked words, all turned and looked seaward. Bearing down on
the coast, in a driving rain, oar blades flashing, sails straining at
their rigging, came the long-dreaded Greek fleet.

The Trojan war had begun.

For a highly sporting and poetical and altogether deathless account of
that contest, I commend you to Homer's "Iliad." This is the story of
Argive Helen, not an uncensored bulletin from the trenches.

For ten years the conflict waged, with varying fortunes. Again and
again, as the tide of battle rolled up to the city's very walls, Helen
stood on the ramparts and watched her former husband and the other men
who had sworn eternal love for her, fighting and dying for her
worthless sake.

Once, as she stood thus, she found at her side the group of aged men
who were Priam's counselors. Gray-bearded they were, and feeble, and
long past the time when love can set the pulse a-flutter, and they
hated Helen with a mighty loathing for the disaster she had brought
upon their dear fatherland. Even now, they had come forth upon the
ramparts to berate her with her sin.

Helen turned and faced them. The afternoon sun poured down upon her
white-clad form and upon her wonder face with its crown of ruddy hair.
And, at sight of her, these ancient moralists forgot why they had come
hither. With one voice, cried they aloud that the love of so glorious
a woman were well worth the loss of Troy--aye, of all the world.

A hundred commentators have said that this tribute of the graybeards
is the most supreme compliment ever paid to mortal woman's charms.

Paris was at last challenged by Menelaus to mortal combat. He accepted
the challenge, but later fled, in terror, from the man he had wronged.
Soon afterward, he led a sortie one night against the Greeks. A man on
the outskirts of the Grecian camp gave the alarm and let fly an arrow
at the advancing Trojans. The shaft struck Paris, inflicting a mortal
wound.

The dying man was borne back into the city, and to the palace where
the thoroughly disillusioned Helen awaited him. Since his cowardice in
fleeing from Menelaus, she had taken no pains to hide her contempt for
him. Now, as he lay dying, she looked down without emotion on the
sharer of her crime. And Paris, seeing her bend over him, spoke the
pitiful farewell that Andrew Lang's verse has made sublime, and that,
even in mere prose, cannot lose all its beauty. His voice weak, his
eyes glazing, he said:

"Long ago, dear, we were glad--we who never more shall be together.
Will you kiss me, once? It is ten weary years since you have smiled on
me. But, Helen, say farewell with your old smile!"

Helen, something of her dead tenderness coming back to her, kissed
him. And, with her kiss, his life went out.

The torch was set to the unlucky prince's pyre. From the crowd around
it sprang OEnone. She mounted the blazing pile of wood, and her body
was consumed with that of the man who was not worth dying for.

Helen, almost at once, married Paris' younger brother Deiphobus.

One morning the Trojans awoke to find that all the Greeks had sailed
away. Their huts stood abandoned on the beach, their ships were
nowhere visible on the horizon. Coming back, rejoicing, to the city,
the scouting party that brought this joyous news found a monstrous
wooden horse. They thought that the Greeks had built it and left it
there, to propitiate Neptune for a speedy and safe voyage back to
their native chores.

The Trojans bore the horse within the city's walls, to keep it as a
memento of the great war.

Helen, passing near the wooden beast that night, heard within it the
clank of arms. She halted, and, in a low voice, spoke the names of
some of her old suitors. Ulysses answered, bidding her open a
concealed trapdoor in the horse's side. She obeyed. Out climbed a
score of Greeks. Guided by Helen, they unbarred the city gates to the
horde outside who had returned in their vessels. One of the greatest
massacres of the ages followed. Babies were butchered as they slept,
women were cut down as they ran from their beds, half-wakened men were
slaughtered like sheep. Then the torch was applied, and all Troy was
burned to ashes.

Helen was saved from death by Ulysses, who took her to Menelaus and
demanded kindly treatment for her, pleading in her behalf that she had
at the last betrayed the Trojans by setting free the Greeks within the
wooden horse.

There was no need for his mediation. No man could harbor wrath against
the golden Helen. Menelaus, at the very first meeting of their eyes,
forgave and forgot. He opened his arms and his heart to the woman who
had wrecked his life and who had brought to death thousands of gallant
men. Back to Greece he bore her; back to Sparta, where he installed
her once more as his queen. He had first brought her hither in triumph
as a mere slip of a girl, to people who had received her with pride.
Now she came to Sparta again, a woman of over fifty, to a populace who
cursed and reviled her. Widowed wives and weeping mothers spat at her
as she passed them on the way to the palace.

But none of this was as hard to bear as had been Agamemnon's parting
words--spoken in her presence--to the Greek army on the shores of
Ilium. Though his brother was minded to forgive, Agamemnon was not.
And to the assembled host he had shouted:

"O ye who overlong have borne the yoke, behold this woman, the very
fountain of your sorrows! For her ye left your dear homes long ago,
but now the black ships rot from stern to prow, and who knows if ye
shall see your own again? Aye, and if homes ye win, ye yet may
find--ye that the winds waft and the waters bear--that you are quite
gone out of mind. Your fathers, dear and old, died dishonored there;
your children deem ye dead, and will not share their lands with you;
on mainland or on isle, strange men are wooing now the women you
wedded. For love doth lightly beguile a woman's heart.

"These sorrows hath Helen brought on you. So fall upon her
straightway, that she die, and clothe her beauty in a cloak of stone!"

The crowd had armed itself with stones as Agamemnon began to speak.
But, as he denounced her, they were looking at her upturned face. And
from their nerveless hands the stones fell to earth. They found her
too beautiful for death.

Agamemnon, looking at her, cried:

"Hath no man, then, avenged his wrongs by slaying thee? Is there none
to shed thy blood for all that thou hast slain? To wreak on thee the
wrongs that thou hast wrought? Nay, as mine own soul liveth, there is
one. Before a ship takes sail, I will slay thee with mine own hand!"

But, as he advanced toward her, sword in hand, her beauty seized him
in its spell. He paused, irresolute, then turned away.

For many years thereafter, Helen and Menelaus dwelt together at
Sparta. And because the years were happy, both history and fable are
silent about them, save that Menelaus was once more as slavishly
enamored of his wife as in their first months together. Helen, too,
was well content with this safe haven after her tempest-tossed
decade--"Peace after war; port after stormy seas; rest after toil."

The hatred of the people at large did not much distress her. Through
the latticed windows of the palace filtered the growls of the
populace, droning and futile as the roar of distant breakers. And even
as breakers have no peril for landsmen, so, safe in her husband's
home, Helen did not fear the grumbles of the folk he ruled.

Then, in the fullness of his age, Menelaus died, and all at once the
situation changed. Helen was no longer safe ashore, listening to the
breakers; she was in their power. Her husband's protecting influence
gone, she was at the mercy of his subjects; at the mercy of the
merciless.

The women of Sparta banded together and, in dangerous silence,
advanced upon the palace. These were the mothers, the wives, the
daughters, the sweethearts, of men who had left their white bones on
the Trojan seacoast, that the golden Helen might again rest snug in
the shelter of Menelaus' love. There was not a doubt as to the
militants' purpose. And as they drew near the palace, Helen fled. One
or two slaves, still faithful to her, smuggled the fugitive out
through a rear gateway and through the forests toward the seashore.
There, a handful of silver bought a fisher's boat and the service of
his crew.

And once more across the "wine-hued AEgean" fared the golden Helen, not
this time in girlish light-heartedness to her husband's home, or, in
guilty happiness, fleeing from that house by night with the man who
had bewitched her, but a fugitive scourged forth from the only home
she knew.

Storm-driven, her boat at last was blown ashore on the island of
Rhodes. There she found she had been running toward ill fortune just
as rapidly as she had thought she was running away from it. The Queen
of Rhodes had lost a husband in the Trojan war. And, like every other
woman on earth, she had sworn the vengeance oath against Helen. So,
the story goes, when the fugitive was brought before the Rhodian
queen, the latter gave a single curt order. In obedience to that
fierce command, Helen was led forth and hanged; her executioners being
blindfolded, that they might not balk at destroying the world's
loveliest creation.

So perished the golden Helen. For her sin, she is known to fame as
"Helen of Troy," not "Helen of Sparta," or even "Helen of Argos."
Posterity has branded her, thus, with the name of the land she
destroyed, instead of the land of her birth.

Poets and dreamers of dreams, even in her own century, have said that
Helen did not die; that loveliness such as hers could not be destroyed,
any more than can the smile of the springtide or the laughter of the
sea. They say she escaped the Rhodians and set sail once more upon
her wanderings. From shore to shore she voyaged,--ageless, divine,
immortal, as eternal as Love itself. Ever, where she went, men adored
her and besought her to remain among them to bless or curse their
lives. But, ever, women banded together to drive her forth again upon
her endless wanderings.

One legend tells of her sojourn in Egypt, and of her meeting, there,
Ulysses, "sacker of cities." Penelope was dead, and Ulysses had
recommenced his voyaging. He and Helen met, and the old, old love of
nearly a half century earlier flared into new flame. And, as ever,
Helen's love brought death in its wake. For the Sacker of Cities fell
in battle within a few weeks after their reunion.

Another and more popular legend is that Helen, in return for
everlasting youth, formed a highly discreditable business partnership
with Satan, whereby she was to serve as his lure for the damning of
men's souls. Do you recall, in Marlowe's "Doctor Faustus," it was by
promise of Helen's love that the devil won Faustus over to his
bargain? There is a world of stark adoration in Faustus' greeting cry,
as, for the first time, he beholds the enchantress:

    "Is this the face that launched a thousand ships
    And burned the topless towers of Ilium?
    Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss!"

She granted him the kiss, but no immortality; instead, his meed was
damnation, like that of her million other swains.

Goethe, in the second part of his "Faust," makes her Marguerite's
successor in Faust's love. And one poet after another has amplified
the theory that she lives on through the ages, drawing men's souls
from them.

And the poets are often right, where sane folk are wrong. The golden
Helen--typifying the blind, all-engulfing love that laughs alike at
reason and at destruction--lives and shall live while men are men. She
lived as Cleopatra, for whom Antony deemed the world well lost. She
lives as the hideously coiffured shopgirl with the debutante slouch
and the blue-white powdered nose, for whom a ten-dollar-a-week clerk
robs the till and goes to jail. And, as in the earliest days of her
mortal wanderings, men ever stretch forth their arms to her as she
passes, and beseech her to stay her flight long enough to let them
damn themselves for her. And, as in those early days, women ever band
together in righteous wrath to drive her forth into the darkness.

Poor Helen! Or--is it happy Helen? I think the former adjective is to
be chosen. For the game she plays can end only in ultimate loss to
herself. And that game's true winners, in the long run, are the very
women who, fearing her spell over their loved ones, harry her forth to
new wanderings. This thought should comfort them in the inevitable
hour when golden Helen's shadow shall fall momentarily athwart their
placid lives.

The prim path must inevitably triumph over the primrose path.




CHAPTER FIVE

MADAME JUMEL

NEW YORK'S FIRST OFFICIAL HEART BREAKER


Far to the north, on New York City's westerly side--on One Hundred and
Sixtieth Street, near St. Nicholas Avenue--stands almost the sole
American memorial to a super-woman. It takes the shape of a colonial
dwelling, two and a half stories high, white, crowned by a railed
gazebo, and with rear extensions and columns and the rest of the
architectural fantasies wherein our new-world ancestors rejoiced.

It is called the Jumel mansion, after Madame Jumel, although it
originally belonged to Mary Morris, an earlier and more beautiful
man-slayer, at whose dainty feet George Washington, with solemn, but
futile, protestations, deposited his heart; and although the woman
whose name it bears ended her days there, not as Madame Jumel, but as
Mrs. Burr.

The house once stood far in the silent country. But the thin,
throbbing island's life crawled northward inch by inch, until to-day
the mansion crouches, miscast and bewildered, amid a forest of new and
top-heavy flat houses--happy hunting ground for none-too-rich
homeseekers--and is shaken by the jar of "L" and New York Central
trains.

Poor old house! Bewigged and small-clothed Great-gran'ther Peregrine,
from Pompton, caught in the screaming eddy of a subway rush-hour crowd
at the Grand Central!

So much for rhapsody. The Jumel place is worth it. For there ghosts
walk--the stately, lavender-scented old villains and villainettes who
made up New York's smart set a century and a quarter ago, when flats
were called "rookeries" and polite folk would scarce mention such
things.

In those days, when any theme was too darkly disreputable or
indelicate for discussion--and a few things still were, in that
ante-white-slave era--people were prone to refer to such doubtful
topics as "shrouded in mystery," and to let it go at that. There was
more than one event in the cradle-to-grave career of Madame Jumel that
called for and received the kindly mystery shroud. As far as coherence
will allow, let us leave the shroud snugly tucked around those events.
I mention it, at the outset, only because more than one chronicler has
used it to account for hiati--(or is it hiatuses? The former sounds
more cultured, somehow--) in the lady's career. Whereas, nearly all,
if not quite all, these gaps can be bridged quite easily by
well-authenticated facts. Some of them too well authenticated for
complete comfort.

And so to the story.

Aboard a ship bound north from the West Indies, one day in 1769, a
woman died, a few hours after the birth of her baby daughter. It was
not necessary to remove any wedding ring from the dead mother's finger
before burying her at sea. One story says that her orphaned daughter's
father had been a French sailor named Capet. Another and wholly
diverse tale says that the baby was not born at sea at all, but in the
Providence, Rhode Island, poorhouse, and of unknown parentage. You see
the shroud of mystery was pressed into service very early in the
biography.

In any event, soon after the ship touched at Providence, a Rhode
Island tradesman's wife was so attracted by the prettiness of the
solitary girl baby as to adopt her. At the subsequent christening, the
rather uninspiring name of Eliza Bowen was bestowed on the child. No
one seems to know why. More mystery, and not a particularly thrilling
one at that.

In strait-laced ways and to all demure modesty, Eliza was reared. And
at fifteen she was not only the prettiest girl in Rhode Island, but
one of the cleverest and--so declared the pious--one of the very
worst. In those days and in New England, it was delightfully easy to
acquire a reputation for wickedness by merely failing to conform to
all the ideas of the blue-law devotees. Shan't we give Betty
Bowen--her commonly used name--the benefit of the doubt?

We know she was not only blessed with unwonted beauty, but with an
exceptional mind. She had, in full measure, even in girlhood, the
nameless and irresistible charm of the super-woman. She was reckless,
high of spirit, impatient of restraint; inclined to listen
over-kindly, perhaps, to the pleadings of her countless rural
admirers.

Then, when she was only seventeen, Colonel Peter Croix came into her
life. Croix was a former officer in the British army and lived in New
York. He had plenty of money, and was more or less what, a century
later, would have been called a "rounder."

How this middle-aged Lothario chanced to meet the Rhode Island belle,
no one knows. But meet her he did. He was the first man of the world
who had come into Betty's rustic life. By contrast with the local
swains, he was irresistible. Or so she found him. At all events, she
did not resist. She eloped with him, and Rhode Island knew her no
more. Her real career as a heart breaker had set in.

To New York, Colonel Croix brought his inamorata. There he installed
her in a stately country house at Thirty-fourth Street and Fifth
Avenue, on the spot where, afterward, A. T. Stewart's white marble
domicile used to excite the out-of-towners' awe, and where now a trust
company's building stands.

Betty wore amazingly costly clothes, paying for a single dress far
more than for her year's wardrobe in Rhode Island. Croix festooned
jewelry, Christmas-tree-like, over her neck, hair, and hands. She
blossomed like the rose. Croix, inordinately proud of his conquest,
also brought shoals of his friends to call, which was a mistake; for
Betty had no leanings toward monopolies.

Like the hackneyed, but ever-useful, meteor, Betty flashed upon stark
young eighteenth-century New York. The city--so far as its male
population was concerned--threw up both hands in blissful surrender.

Croix's friends--some of them rounders like himself, some of them fat,
solid, but beauty-loving financiers--formed a court of beauty around
the fair newcomer. Betty's consummate charm drew to this court other
and loftier men, too.

For example, one of her foremost adorers was a brilliant, magnetic
young statesman whose birth was perhaps as unblest as her own, but
whose self-made name was already beginning to ring through America. He
was Alexander Hamilton. He had a high-born and attractive wife of his
own, and an adoring nestful of children. But Hamilton believed in
monopolies no more than did Betty, and he became her adorer.

Another of the higher type of men who came a-courting Betty was a
statesman of almost equal fame--a little fellow, scarce five feet four
inches tall and slight of build, whose strikingly handsome face was
lighted by enormous black eyes almost snake-like in their mesmeric
power--particularly over women. He was Aaron Burr.

Burr was a lady-killer of the first order. He was not a man of bad
morals. He was simply a man of no morals at all. But he was also a man
of no fear, and a genius withal. He knelt, not in submission, but in
ironic admiration before Betty. And she, like fifty other women, was
swayed by his hypnotic eyes and his wondrous love eloquence.

At the house of which Croix had made Betty the chatelaine, Burr and
Hamilton often met, but never at the wish of either. For they hated
every bone in each other's bodies.

They had been at loggerheads as mere lads, when together they had
served on General Washington's staff during the Revolutionary War.
Afterward, in social and political life, they had clashed, and clashed
fiercely. Now, as rivals for the interest of the volatile Betty, their
smoldering hate flamed forth lurid and deathless.

And thenceforth, fanned by new political and other causes, that death
hate grew. It came to a head seven years later, when, in the gray of a
chilly morning, the lifelong rivals faced each other, pistol in hand,
in the fields beyond Weehawken Heights; and when, at the first volley,
Hamilton sprang high in air, then crashed to the earth, mortally
wounded.

Yes, in her time Betty had--directly or indirectly--much to answer
for.

George Washington Bowen, in after years, swore that he was the son of
Betty and of the Father of his Country. This the Jumels have fiercely
denied.

Among the business-men guests Croix brought to see Betty was an
enormously rich old French wine merchant, Stephen Jumel by name. This
was in 1804--the year of Hamilton's death. Jumel was fifty; Betty was
thirty-five. Jumel was passing rich; Betty had shrewdness enough to
realize that her own fortunes, under her present circumstances,
depended solely on her looks and her charm. As beauty is not eternal
and as charm sometimes fails to outlive it, the super-woman deemed it
wise to accept the infatuated wine merchant's offer of marriage.

Indeed, she is said to have angled with Napoleonic strategy for that
same offer, and to have won it only after a sharp struggle of wits.
Jumel was no fit opponent for her, then or ever after. From the first,
they appear to have had but a single will between them--and that was
hers.

On April 17, 1804, Betty and Jumel were married in St. Peter's Church
in Barclay Street. The wedding's record still stands in the parish
archives. So does the statement made on that occasion by Betty--a
statement charmingly at variance with all other records of her origin.
For in the church register she wrote that she was born in 1777 and was
the daughter of Phoebe and John Bowen--the latter a drowned sea
captain.

New York, having a somewhat tenacious memory, eyed the bride
askance--or so she fancied. And, like many a later American, she
sought to cover any possible reputation scars by a European veneer.
She persuaded her husband to sell out some of his New York interest
and to take her to Paris to live. Which, ever obedient, he did.

Napoleon I. was at the heyday of his glory. About him was a court
circle that did not look overclosely into peoples' antecedents.
Napoleon's brother-in-law, Murat, had started life as a tavern waiter;
Napoleon himself was the son of a poor Corsican lawyer and had never
been able to learn to speak French without a barbarous accent. As for
his sister, Pauline, if "a virtuous woman is a crown to her husband,"
Pauline's spouse, Prince Borghese, had not a ghost of a chance of
skipping into the king row. Nor was Napoleon's first wife, Josephine,
of flawless repute. Altogether, it was a coterie unlikely to ask many
questions about Betty's early history.

The fascinations of Madame Jumel and the vast wealth of Monsieur Jumel
were not to be withstood. Speedily the husband and wife were in the
turgid center of things; part and parcel of imperial court life.

As Betty had charmed level-headed New York, there is no need to
describe in windy detail what she did to Paris. Her conquests
there--like the stars of the Milky Way--shine indistinct and blurred
because of their sheer numbers. But through the silvery blur gleams
forth the name of Lafayette. The old marquis was delighted, at sight,
with the lovely young American; and he eagerly offered to act as her
sponsor at court. Which he did, to the amusement of many and to the
indefinite advancement of Betty's social hopes.

The great Napoleon glanced in no slightest disfavor on Lafayette's
social protegee. He willingly set the seal of imperial approval on the
court's verdict. The emperor was Stephen Jumel's idol. Himself a
self-made man, the old merchant worshiped this self-made demigod, the
model and unattainable example of every self-making man since his day.

Jumel's hero-worship took a practical form. He placed his resources at
the emperor's service, and once tactlessly, but generously, offered
his own wealth and his New York home as solace and refuge in the
increasingly probable event of the emperor's mislaying his crown. To
which Napoleon replied--speaking, as ever, to the gallery:

"Whatever reverses Fortune may inflict on me, Duty will chain me to
France. It would be unworthy my greatness and an insult to my empire
for me to seek asylum across the seas."

Yet, when the inevitable Day dawned, the fugitive emperor made plans
to do that very thing. And Jumel met him more than halfway by crossing
from New York to Havre on his own yacht--the Elizabeth, named for his
wife--and seeking to bear away his fallen idol to safety. The plan, of
course, fell through, and Napoleon in consequence was almost the only
Bonaparte who did not sooner or later come to New York.

Imperial friendship and a gloriously extravagant--and extravagantly
glorious--wife are things to brag of. They are splendid
advertisements. But they are not on the free list. In fact, they rip
hideous breaches in the solidest wall of wealth. They played havoc
with Papa Jumel's supposedly boundless fortune. One morning in Paris,
the Jumels awoke to find themselves nastily close to bankruptcy.

The French court was emphatically no fitting place wherein to go
bankrupt. The scared Jumels realized this. Back they scurried to New
York; in that bourne of fast-made and faster-lost fortunes to face
what the future might bring.

And now, all praise to Betty Jumel, erstwhile queen of money wasters!
Instead of repining, or blaming her husband for letting her break him,
or flitting to some wooer whose wealth was still intact, she did the
very last thing her past would have led any one to expect.

She became, in effect, her husband's business partner. She displayed a
genius for finance. It must have been stark genius, for her personal
experience in the credit side of the money ledger was nil. More
through his wife's aid than through his own sound business acumen,
Papa Jumel began to win back the ground Betty had so industriously
helped him to lose.

One daring and lucky venture followed another. In an incredibly short
time the Jumels were again numbered among the very richest people in
America. Once more Betty launched on a career of luxury; but now and
ever after she kept just within her abundant resources. Bankruptcy was
a peril forever banished.

Betty, you see, did not belong to the type of fool who runs his head
twice into the same hornet's nest. There really was no need for such
monotony. There were plenty of hornets' nests.

The first expenditure, to celebrate the new fortune, was the buying of
the big white house far away on the hillock above the Harlem River; a
long, long coach drive, up the Broad Way, from the city's fashionable
residence district to the south of Duane Street. Remember, this was a
full twenty years before the Southern merchant made his historic
speech: "When I come to New York on business, I never think of
stopping at the Astor House. It's much too far uptown for a busy man."

The house Betty made her husband buy had been built years earlier by
Colonel Roger Morris, after he married Mary Phillipse, the colonial
belle, whose father owned most of Westchester County and lived in a
manor house there among his vassals like a feudal lord.

To this abode moved the Jumels. Thither they brought a retinue of
servants whose numbers amazed the thrifty New Yorkers. Here, too, were
deposited such furniture as New York had seldom seen--a marvelously
hideous marble-top table given to Papa Jumel by the Sultan of Turkey;
a set of chairs that had been Napoleon's; a truly gaudy and cumbrous
gold clock, which had been one of the emperor's gifts to Betty;
tapestry and pictures that had once belonged to the Empress Josephine;
dining-room furniture that had graced the ~salle a manger~ of King
Charles X. of France; a massive, glittering chandelier, the gift of
General Moreau, who had vied with the emperor for Betty's smiles.

Above all these and the rest of her home's rich furnishings, Betty
treasured two other gifts from Napoleon--odd ~gages d'amour~ for
such a man to have given such a woman. They were the battered army
chest and army cot used by him throughout the wonderful Italian
campaign that had first established his fame.

The world was scoured by Jumel's merchant ships to secure rare plants
and trees for the hundred-and-fifty-acre park surrounding the mansion.
Cedars from Mount Lebanon, cypresses from Greece, exotic flowers from
South America, roses from Provence--these were but a few of the
innumerable exotics that filled the grounds. (The "park," to-day, is a
wilderness of dingy, apartment-lined streets).

Once established in their new home, the Jumels began to entertain on a
scale that dwarfed even the much-vaunted hospitality of the
ante-bellum South. And the people who, of yore, had looked obliquely
and frostily on Betty Bowen, now clamored and schemed and besought for
invitations to her dinners. Well they might; for not only America's
great folk delighted to honor the mansion by their presence, but every
titled foreigner who touched our shores became a guest there.

Hither came Joseph Bonaparte--kicked off the ready-made throne to
which his emperor brother had vainly sought to fit the incompetent
meager form and more meager intellect--and here he was entertained
with royal honor, as if he had been still a sovereign instead of
merely a crownless puppet no longer upheld by the mightiest of human
hands. Here he was "Your Majesty," and people backed out of the room
in which he chanced to be, stood until he gave them gracious leave to
sit, and otherwise showered upon him the adoring servility that the
freeborn are prone to lavish upon the representatives of monarchy.

Bonaparte after Bonaparte visited the Jumels. The name, "Bonaparte,"
was still one wherewith to conjure, and that fact by itself made its
thick-headed and impecunious bearers welcome in almost every land they
might choose to visit. They graciously accepted the Jumel house's
hospitality and the veneration of their fellow guests; still more
graciously they borrowed money--which they never returned--of Papa
Jumel; and most graciously of all they made ardent and heavy love to
Betty.

To the Jumel mansion came finally the last and least esteemed of the
Bonaparte visitors; a squat, puffy-eyed princeling--pallid, crafty
shadow of the Austerlitz Man--who had left France and jail one jump
ahead of the police, had served as special constable in London to pick
up enough money for food, and now for similar reason was teaching
school in Bordentown, New Jersey.

He was Louis Napoleon, alleged nephew of Napoleon I. I say "alleged"
on the authority of Victor Hugo's famous sneer that Louis was "neither
the nephew of his uncle, the son of his father, nor the father of his
son." It was Hugo, too, who, when Louis became emperor of the French,
under the title of Napoleon III., dubbed him "Napoleon the Little."
For which witticism, Monsieur Hugo was promptly banished from France.

Louis was the son of Napoleon's younger brother of the same name and
of his wife--and step-niece--Hortense Beauharnais. The son had not a
single Bonapartist feature nor trait. He strongly resembled, however,
a certain dashing Dutch admiral, one Flahaut, on whom Hortense had
been credited with bestowing a more than neighborly interest. It is
not libelous, in view of many proven facts--indeed, it is scarce
gossip--to say that Hortense, like her mother, the Empress Josephine,
had had the foible of loving not wisely, but too often.

In any event, whoever may have been his father, Louis Napoleon was
kindly received by the Jumels; not as a prince, but as a guest of
honor. And Papa Jumel lent him much hard-earned American money. Among
all the Bonapartes, Louis was the least promising of the Jumels'
beneficiaries. And of them all, he alone was to make any return for
their goodness to him.

The Prince de Joinville--here to investigate, and if necessary buy
off, Eleazer Williams' claim to be the "lost Dauphin"--stayed at the
mansion and paid charming attentions to Betty. So did the polished old
scoundrel, Talleyrand, whom Napoleon had daintily described as "a silk
stocking filled with muck."

Less lofty of birth, but worth all the Bonapartes put together in
point of genius, was a young American poet who vastly admired Betty,
and who, on her invitation, spent weeks at a time at the mansion. He
was Fitz-Greene Halleck; and, seated on the porch of the Jumel house,
he wrote a poem that a million schoolboys were soon to spout--"Marco
Bozzaris."

One morning in 1830, Papa Jumel set out for New York on a business
call to his bankers. He rode forth from the long, winding
driveway--several flat houses and stores and streets cut across that
driveway's course to-day--in the lumbering and costly family coach.

An hour later he was brought home dying. The coach had upset on the
frost-rutted road a few miles to the south. Jumel had fallen out--on
his head.

Papa Jumel was in the late seventies at the time of his death. His
widow was either fifty-three or sixty-one--all depending on whether
you believe her own statement or the homely Rhode Island facts. What
does it matter? She was one of the super-women who do not grow old.

Scarce was her worthy spouse stretched comfortably in his last sleep,
when suitors thronged the house. And it was not alone because the
Widow Jumel was one of the richest women in America. She still held
her ancient sway over men's hearts; still made sentimental mush of
men's brains.

Gossip, silenced of late years, sprang eagerly and happily to life.
Once more did New York ring with Betty's daring flirtations. But she
cared little for people's talk. She was rich enough, famous enough,
clever enough, still beautiful enough to be a law unto herself. The
very folk who gossiped so scandalously about her were most eager to
catch her eye in public or to secure an invitation to the great
mansion on the Harlem.

As to men, she had never yet in all her fifty-three--or was it
sixty-one?--years, met her match at heart smashing. But she was to
meet him. And soon.

Will you let me go back for a space and sketch, in a mere mouthful of
words, the haps and mishaps of one of Betty's earlier admirers?

Aaron Burr was vice president of the United States when he shot
Hamilton. The bullet that killed Hamilton rebounded and killed Burr's
political future; for Hamilton was a national favorite and Burr was
not.

Burr served out his term as vice president amid a whirlwind of
national hatred. Then he went West, a bitterly disappointed and
vengeful man, and embarked on an incredibly audacious scheme whereby
he was to wrench free the great West and Southwest from the rest of
the Union and install himself as emperor of that vast region, under
the title of "Aaron I."

The scheme failed, and Burr was hauled before the bar of justice on
charges of high treason. Through some lucky fate or other, he was
acquitted, but he was secretly advised to leave America. He followed
the advice. And when he wanted to come back to the United States, he
found every port closed against him. So he starved for a time in
obscure European lodging.

His heart had been broken, years earlier, by the death of the only
woman he ever truly loved. She was not one of the hundreds who made
fools of themselves over him. She was not his wife, who had died so
long before. She was his only daughter, Theodosia; the only holy
influence in his tempestuous life.

And Theodosia had been lost at sea. No authentic word of her, or of
the ship that carried her, has ever been received. Burr had spent
every day for months pacing the Battery sea wall, straining those
uncanny black eyes of his for glimpses of her ship. He had spent every
dollar he could lay hands on in sending for news of her. And then he
had given up hope. This had been long before.

His daughter dead, his political hopes blasted, his country's gates
barred against him, he dragged out a miserable life in Europe. Then,
after years of absence, he slipped into the United States in disguise.

The first news of his return came in a New York newspaper announcement
that "Colonel Aaron Burr has opened law offices on the second floor of
23 Nassau Street." The government made no move to deport him. Clients
by the dozen flocked to take advantage of his brilliant legal
intellect. Poverty, in a breath, gave place to prosperity.

This was in the spring of 1833, a scant three years after Papa Jumel's
sudden demise. Tidings came to Betty that her old adorer, after so
long a lapse of time, was back in New York. And across the gap of
years came memories of his mesmeric eyes, his wonderful voice--the
eyes and voice no woman could resist--the inspired manner of his
love-making. And Betty went to him.

Throughout his love-starred life it was Burr's solemn declaration that
never once did he take a single step out of his path to win any woman;
that all his myriad conquests came to him unsought. Probably this was
true. There are worse ways of bagging any form of game than by "still
hunting." Perhaps there are few better.

At all events, down Broadway in her France-built coach rolled Betty
Jumel--tall, blond, statuesque as in the Betty Bowen days when Peter
Croix had "bought a book for his friends to read." She called on Burr,
ostensibly to consult him about a legal matter involving a real-estate
deal. But Burr understood. Burr always understood.

He saw, too, that Betty was still fair to look upon and that she had
lost little of her charm. By common report he knew she was egregiously
rich. He himself was wizened, white of hair, and seventy-eight years
old. Poverty, griefs, bitter disappointments had sadly broken him.
Save for his eyes and voice and brain, there was little about him to
remind Betty of the all-conquering and dapper little Lothario of forty
years back. Yet, as he listened and looked, she loved him. Yes, there
is a goodly assortment of hornets' nests wherein a fool may run his
head without visiting the same nest twice.

A few days after her call at his office, Betty gave one of her
renowned dinner parties. It was "in honor of Colonel Burr." The guest
of honor carried all before him that evening. The people who had come
to stare at him as an escaped arch-criminal went home wholly enslaved
by his magnetic charm. Aaron Burr had come to his own again.

In saying good night to his hostess, Burr lingered after the other
guests had trundled off cityward in their carriages. Then, taking his
leave with bared head, there in the moonlight on the steps of the
Jumel mansion, he dropped lightly to one knee and raised Betty's hand
to his lips.

"Madam," he breathed, the merciful moonlight making him for the moment
his young and irresistible self again, "madam, I give you my hand. My
heart has long been yours."

It was a pretty, old-world speech. Betty thought--or affected to
think--it meant nothing. But it was the opening gun of a swift
campaign. Day after day thereafter, Burr neglected his fast-growing
law business to drive out to the house above the river. Every day he
drew the siege lines closer to the citadel.

At length he asked Betty to marry him. With a final glimmer of common
sense, she refused. He went away. Betty feared he would not come back.
But he did. He came back the very next day--July 1, 1833. And with him
in the carriage was another old man--the Reverend Doctor Bogart, who
had performed the marriage ceremony for Burr and the latter's first
wife.

To the butler who admitted them, Burr gave a curt message for Madame
Jumel, asking that she come down to them at once in the drawing-room.
Wondering, she obeyed.

"Madam," said Burr, by way of salutation, "I have come here to-day to
marry you. Pray get ready at once!"

Betty indignantly refused, and all but ordered her suitor and the
clergyman from the house. Then Burr began to talk. The consummate
eloquence that had swayed prejudiced juries to his will, the love
pleas that no woman had been able to hear unmoved, the matchless skill
at argument that had made him master of men and women alike--all were
brought into play.

An aged, discredited, half-impoverished failure was asking a beautiful
and enormously rich woman to be his wife. Those were the cold facts.
But cold facts had a way of vanishing before Aaron Burr's personality.
Perhaps the greatest lingual triumph of his seventy-eight years was
won when this feeble old man broke down within half an hour all
Betty's defenses of coquetry and of sanity as well.

At last she ran from the room, murmuring that she would "decide and
let him know." Burr sank back wearily in his chair. The victory was
won. He knew it.

A little later Betty reappeared at the head of the stairs. She was
resplendent in a gown of thick, stiff, dove- satin, and she
glittered with a thousand jewels. Burr, lightly as a boy, ran up the
stairs to meet her. Without a word she took his proffered arm.
Together they walked to where the clergyman, stationed by Burr,
awaited them. And they were married--super-woman and super-man. I know
of no other instance in the History of Love where two such consummate
heart breakers became man and wife.

It would be pleasant to record that the magnetic old couple walked
hand and hand into the sunset; that their last years were spent
together in the light of the afterglow. Here was a husband after
Betty's own heart. Here was a wife to excite the envy of all Burr's
friends, to rehabilitate him socially and financially. It seemed an
ideal union.

But the new-wed pair did none of the things that any optimist would
predict, that any astute student of human nature would set down in a
novel about them. Before the honeymoon was over, they were quarreling
like cat and dog. About money, of course. Burr sold some stock for his
wife, and neglected to turn over the proceeds to her. She asked for
the money. He curtly replied:

"Madam, this time you are married to a ~man~. A man who will henceforth
take charge of all your business affairs."

Betty's temper had never, at best, threatened to rob the patient
Griselda of her laurels. Men had been her slaves, not her masters. She
had no fancy for changing the lifelong conditions. So, in a blaze of
anger, she not only demanded her money, but hinted very strongly that
Colonel Burr was little better than a common fortune hunter.

Burr ordered her to go to her room and stay there until she could
remember the respect due from a wife to her husband. She made a hot
retort to the effect that the house was hers, and that, but for her
wealth, Burr was a mere outcast and beggar.

Burr, without a word, turned and left the house. This was just ten
days after the wedding. He went to New York and took up his abode in
his former Duane Street lodgings. Betty, scared and penitent, went
after him. There was a reconciliation, and he came back.

But soon there was another squabble about money. And Betty, in another
tantrum, went to a lawyer and brought suit to take the control of her
fortune out of her husband's hands. Again Burr left his new home,
vowing he would never return.

The poor old fellow, once more cast upon his own resources, and
self-deprived of the luxuries his wife's money had brought him, fell
ill. When Betty, in another contrite fit, went to plead with him to
come back, she found him delirious. She had him carried out to the
mansion, and for weeks nursed him right tenderly.

But when he came again to his senses, Burr would not speak to his
wife. The moment he was able to get out of bed, he left the house.
Betty never saw him again. Not very long afterward he died, in a
Staten Island hotel--alone, unmourned, he who had been the darling of
women.

Did Betty mourn her husband emeritus? Not noticeably. She was not of
the type that mourns. Before Burr was fairly under the sod, she was
flirting gayly and was demanding and receiving the same admiration
that had always been hers. She sought to make people forget that she
had ever been Mrs. Burr, and she asked them to call her, once more,
"Madame Jumel." She dazzled New York with a mammoth flower fete in the
summer of 1837; and once more, heedless of people's opinions, ruled as
queen of New York's little social realm.

And so the years sped on, until the super-woman of other days could no
longer fight off that incurable disease, old age. American men no
longer vied for her favors. She decided that American men's taste for
beauty had been swallowed up by commercialism. And she went again to
Paris, where, she remembered, men had never ceased to sue for her
love.

This was in 1853. Louis Napoleon had just made himself "Napoleon III.,
Emperor of the French." He had a way, in the days of his power, of
forgetting those who had befriended him when he was down-at-the-heel
exile, and of snubbing former friends who were so foolish as to claim
present notice on the ground of past favors.

But he made a notable exception in the case of Madame Jumel. He
received her with open arms, gave a court ball in honor of her return
to Paris, and in every way treated her almost as if she had been a
visiting sovereign. One likes to think his overworked recording angel
put all this down in large letters on the credit side of Napoleon the
Little's celestial ledger page. Heaven knows there was plenty of blank
space on that side of the page for any such entries.

But on Betty herself the effect of all this adoration was decidedly
startling. Treated like a queen, she grew to believe she was a queen.
The razor-keen wits that had stood by her so gallantly for
three-quarters of a century or more were dulling. Her mind began
wandering helplessly in the realms of fancy. An odd phase of her
mental decay was that she took to babbling incessantly of Aaron
Burr--whose name she had not spoken in years--and she seemed to forget
that she had ever met a man named Jumel.

She came back to the old house on the hill, overlooking the Harlem.
The stream was no longer as pastoral and deserted as in earlier days,
and houses and cottages had begun to spring up all around the confines
of the mansion's grounds. New York was slowly creeping northward.

But it is to be doubted that Betty realized the change. She was a
queen; no less a queen because she ruled an imaginary kingdom.

She declared that her position as a sovereign demanded a body of
household troops. So she hired a bodyguard of twenty soldiers, dressed
them in gay uniforms, and placed them on duty around the house. She
increased her staff of servants to an amazing degree. She assumed
regal airs. Every visitor was announced as if entering the presence of
royalty. Betty no longer "received callers." Instead, she "held
audiences." Yearly she journeyed in state to Saratoga, with a retinue
of fifty servants and "officers of the household."

Money went like water in the upkeep of the queenly establishment. The
once-boundless Jumel wealth that she had helped to amass began to
shrink under the strain. Yet so great was that fortune that more than
a million dollars of it was left after she died.

New York was kind. Men who had loved Betty, women who had been envied
because of her friendship for them, rallied about her now, in her
dotage, and helped her keep up the pitiable farce of queenship.

And in the mansion on the hill, on July 16, 1865, she fell asleep. A
score of New York's foremost men were her honorary pallbearers. And
all society made, for the last time, the long journey to Harlem to
honor her memory.

So died Betty Bowen--Betty Jumel--Betty Burr--whatever you prefer to
call her. She was New York's first and greatest official heart
breaker. She was doubly fortunate, too, in missing the average
old-super-woman's realization of having outgrown her wonder-charm. For
when her life book of beauty and power and magnetism closed, Delusion
tenderly took up the tale. And through a fairyland of imagined
admiration and regal rank, Betty tottered happily to the very end.




CHAPTER SIX

ADRIENNE LECOUVREUR

THE "ACTRESS HEART QUEEN"


She was an ex-laundress, and the daughter of a hatter.

He was an ideal dime-novel hero, and the son of a king. She was all
spirit. He was all body. And their love story is, perhaps, the
strangest of its sort in the sad annals of hearts.

(Their great-great-granddaughter, by the way, was George Sand--a
four-generation throwback of the nameless super-woman trait.)

Having thus rhapsodied with the hope of catching the reader's
attention, one may bring up the curtain on a romance whose compelling
interest cannot be spoiled by the most bungling writing.

She was Adrienne Lecouvreur; and like the bulk of history's
super-women, she sprang from the masses. Her childhood was spent in
beating against the bars behind which her eagle spirit was locked. At
fourteen she joined a road company; and within a few years she was
acclaimed as the greatest actress the world had thus far known.

As a comedienne she was a failure. It was in tragedy that she soared
to untouched heights. And her life, from cradle to unmarked grave, was
one long, sustained tragedy of love. Or, rather, of loves. For she had
divers harsh experiences before the last great love flashed upon her.

It was at Lille, while she was still in her apprenticeship as an
actress, that Adrienne met a young baron; a captain in the local
garrison. He loved her, and he was her first love. It was not the
custom of the early eighteenth century for a French noble to propose
marriage to a former laundress who was playing utility parts in a
third-rate road show. Probably there was no precedent for it. And such
a proposal would have been a waste of windy words, at best. For
neither the king nor the man's parents would have allowed it to lead
to marriage.

Yet--or perhaps because of it--the baron asked Adrienne Lecouvreur to
be his wife. She was in the seventh paradise of first love. It was all
turning out the way it did in plays. And plays were, thus far,
Adrienne's chief guidebook of life. So the prettily staged engagement
began; with roseate light effects.

Before Adrienne had time for disillusionment, the baron died. In the
first grief--she was at an age when every tragedy is absolutely
permanent and irrevocable--the luckless girl tried to kill herself.
Her kindly fellow actors took turns in watching her and in abstracting
unobtrusively any lethal weapons that might chance to be within her
reach. And at last Youth came to the rescue; permanent heartbreak
being too mighty a feat for sixteen.

Adrienne fell to referring to the baron's death as her life tragedy,
not yet realizing that the affair was but an insignificant curtain
raiser.

By and by another nobleman crossed her horizon. He was Philippe le
Ray. And for the moment he fascinated Adrienne. Once more there was a
hope--or she thought there was--of a marriage into the aristocracy.
Then, just as everything seemed to be along smoothly, she threw away
her possible chances with both hands.

Into the road company came a new recruit, Clavel by name. You will not
find him in the shining records of the French stage, nor under the
"Cs" in any encyclopedia. His name has been picked in history's museum
solely from the fact that he jilted Adrienne Lecouvreur.

Philippe le Ray was promptly shelved for the new love. And with him
Adrienne sacrificed all her supposed chances of wealth, rank, and
ease; for the sake of a penniless actor, and for love.

She became engaged to Clavel. They planned to marry as soon as their
joint earnings would permit, and to tour France as co-stars. Or, if
the public preferred, with Clavel as star, and with Adrienne as an
adoringly humble member of the cast.

Early in the affair, Clavel found a better-paying position in another
company. Adrienne urged him to accept it, for the temporary parting
promised to bring nearer the day of their marriage. And Clavel, to
please her, took the offer.

So, again, Adrienne found herself alone. But it was a loneliness that
vibrated with hope. It was at this time that she chose for herself a
motto, which thereafter emblazoned her letters and lingerie.

It was, "~Que Faire Au Monde Sans Aimer?~" ("What is living without
loving?") She was soon to learn the grim answer to the challenge-query
she so gayly hurled at fate.

Clavel's letters grew few. They waned in warmth. Odd rumors with which
the theater world has ever been rife began to reach Adrienne. And at
last she wrote her absent lover a missive that has been numbered by
~cognoscenti~ among the great love letters of the ages. Here it is,
in part--a halting translation:

    I scarce know what to believe, from your neglect. But be certain
    always that I love you for yourself a hundred times more dearly
    than on my own account. Oh, love me, dear, as I shall forever love
    you! That is all I ask from life.

    But don't promise to, unless you can keep your word. Your welfare
    is far more precious to me than my own. So always follow the
    course that seems most pleasant to you. If ever I lose you and you
    are still happy, I shall have the joy of knowing I have not been a
    bar to your happiness.

The worthy Clavel took Adrienne at her word. He proceeded to "follow
the course that seemed most pleasant to him"--by breaking the
engagement and marrying a lesser woman who had a dot of several
thousand francs. He explained his action by saying that he must look
out for his own future, and that Adrienne had no prospects of success
on the stage.

And thus the thrifty actor passes out of history. Thus, too, he lost a
future chance to handle the funds of Europe's richest actress, and of
starring as her husband. Peace to his puny soul!

Adrienne Lecouvreur no longer clamored to die. She was older
now--nearly twenty. And the latest blow hardened instead of crushing
her. By this time the girlish chrysalis had been shed and a gloriously
beautiful woman had emerged. Already she was hailed as the "Actress
Heart Queen." Men were straining the vocabulary of imbecility to coin
phrases for her.

And for the first and last time in her career, Adrienne resolved to
capitalize her charms. It was the one adventuress-moment in all her
story. And the Hand that ever guided her course picked her up and set
her back, very hard and very promptly, in the destined path of tragedy
from which she had tried to stray.

Stinging and heart-dead from Clavel's desertion, she listened to the
vows of the Comte de Klinglin. He was rich; he was a soldier of note;
and Adrienne was no longer the world-innocent child of her first
engagement days. She played her cards with the skill of a perfect
actress. From mere flirtation, the count advanced to the point of
worshiping her.

De Klinglin besought her to marry him. And with seeming reluctance,
she yielded. She even pointed out a way by which they might evade
royal and family law by emigrating for a time to some other country,
and then, by judicious bribery, arranging a return and a
reinstatement. De Klinglin entered eagerly into the plan.

Then, on the very eve of their proposed wedding, the count deserted
her and married an heiress. Decidedly, the Hand was guiding Adrienne
against every effort or desire of her own.

This latest blow to pride and to new-born ambition was the turning
point in Adrienne Lecouvreur's road. It changed her from a
professional beauty into an inspired actress.

She threw herself into her work with a tragic intensity bred of her
own sorrows. She turned her back on social distractions, and on
everything that came between her and success. Her acting as well as
her beauty became the talk of the provinces. Word of her prowess
drifted to Paris, the Mecca of eighteenth-century actor-folk. A Paris
manager came to see her act, and he at once engaged her.

In 1717, when she was twenty-three, she burst unheralded upon the
French metropolis. In a night, Paris was at her feet. Almost at once,
she was made a leading woman of the ~Comedie Francaise~; where, for
thirteen years, she reigned, undisputed sovereign of the French stage.

Never before had such acting been witnessed or even imagined. It was a
revelation. Up to this time French actors had mouthed their words
noisily and grandiloquently, reciting the Alexandrine or otherwise
metrical lines--wherein practically all the classic plays of the
period, except some of Moliere's, were written--in a singsong chant
that played sad havoc with the sense.

Incidentally, the costuming--as you may see from contemporary
cuts--was a nightmare. And when a character on the stage was not
declaiming or dramatically listening, he usually stood stock-still in
a statuesque attitude, staring into blank space, with the look of an
automaton.

All this seems ridiculous to us; but it had come straight down as an
almost inviolable "classic tradition" from the ancient Greek drama,
which had been more a series of declamations than a vital play.

Yes, Adrienne Lecouvreur was a revelation to Paris. On the stage her
voice was as soft and musical as it was penetrating. Instead of
intoning a pompous monologue, she spoke her lines as people in real
life spoke. Her emotions were keenly human. Every syllable and every
shade of voice meant something.

Without sacrificing the poetry of the rhymed couplets, she put the
breath of life and of conversational meaning into them. She dressed
the characters she played in the way such persons might reasonably
have been supposed to dress. She made them a joy to the eye instead of
an insult to the intelligence. And when she was not speaking, she was
forever acting; introducing a million bits of byplay to replace the
old statuesque poses.

She had lived. And she put the breath of that life into her work. This
seems simple enough to us in these days of stage realism. But it was a
wonder-breeding novelty to France. Adrienne revolutionized acting,
diction, and costuming. Paris acclaimed her as a genius; which abused
term was for once well applied.

Men of rank clamored for introductions to her. They plotted, and
sighed, and bribed, and killed one another for her favor. But for them
all she had one stereotyped answer; an answer that waxed historic
through many firm repetitions:

"Love is a folly which I detest!"

Which, in conjunction with her motto, "What is living without loving?"
throws a sidelight on Adrienne's ideas of life at the moment.

Not only did she revolutionize the stage, but she was the first
actress to be taken up by society. Not only the foremost men in
France, but their wives as well, threw open to her the magic doors of
the Faubourg Saint-Germain.

Old Philippe the Regent was misgoverning France just then; and to say
that his court was morally rotten would be gross flattery. The
unapproachable Lecouvreur was thus a freak, as well as a delight. Like
the good, old, overworked "breath of mountain air in a slum," this
loveless genius swept through the palaces of Paris and Versailles. A
hundred nobles longed for her favor. Not one could boast that he had
so much as kissed her lips. Here is her picture, sketched from the
~Mercure~, of 1719:

    Without being tall, she is exquisitely formed and has an air of
    distinction. No one on earth has greater charm. Her eyes speak as
    eloquently as her lips, and often they supply the place of words.
    In brief, I can compare her only to a flawless miniature. Her head
    is well poised on shapely shoulders. Her eyes are full of fire;
    her mouth is pretty; her nose slightly aquiline. Her face is
    wonderfully adapted to express joy, tenderness, pity, fear,
    sorrow.

And Adrienne? Her opinion of all this adulation is summed up in one
sentence from a letter she wrote:

    I spend three-fourths of my time in doing what bores me.

Among her maddest admirers was a wizened, monkey-faced youth who even
then was writing anarchistic doctrines that one day were to help shake
France's worm-eaten old monarchy to its fall.

He was Francois Marie Arouet. But for reasons best known to himself,
he preferred to be known simply as "Voltaire"--a name to which he had
no right whatever, but by which alone history remembers him. Voltaire
was Adrienne Lecouvreur's adoring slave. She treated him only as a
dear friend; but she loved to hear his vitriolic anathemas on
government, the aristocracy, and theology. He was in the midst of one
of these harangues, at her rooms one evening, when the Chevalier de
Rohan--bearer of the proudest name in all Europe--sauntered in. He
eyed the monkey-like Voltaire in amused disfavor; then drawled, to no
one in particular:

"Who is this young man who talks so loud?"

"A young man, sir," retorted Voltaire, "who is not forced to stagger
along under a name far too great for him; but who manages to secure
respect for the name he has."

De Rohan's tasseled cane swung aloft. Adrienne tactfully prevented its
fall by collapsing in a stage faint. But the incident did not close
there. Next day Voltaire was set upon by ruffians in Rohan's pay, and
beaten half to death.

The victim did not complain. There was no justice for a commoner, in
France at that time, against a member of the ~haute noblesse~. So
Voltaire contented himself by going to a fencing master and practicing
for a year or more in the use of the small-sword.

At the end of that period, he challenged Rohan to mortal combat. Rohan
professed to regard the challenge as a piece of insolence, and,
through royal favor, had Voltaire, sent, by ~lettre de cachet~, to
the Bastille. There was no chance for redress. And, on his release,
Voltaire prudently let the feud drop.

At the perihelion of Adrienne's Dianalike sway over French hearts, a
new social lion arrived in Paris. He was Maurice, Comte de Saxe, born
of a morganatic union between a German countess and Augustus the
Strong, King of Poland. (Augustus, by the way, was the parent of no
less than one hundred and sixty-three children--an interesting record
even in those days of large families, and one that should have gone
far toward earning for him the title of "Father of his Country.")

Saxe came to Paris crowned with laurels won as a dashing military
leader, as a fearless duelist, and as an irresistible heart breaker.
He had won, by sheer bravery and strategic skill, the rank of Marshal.
He was of the "man on horseback" type over whom crowds go wild.

The new hero was a giant in stature, strikingly handsome, and so
strong that in one hand he could crush a horseshoe into a shapeless
lump. He was a paladin--Ajax, Don Juan, Tamerlane, Mark Antony,
Baldur, all rolled into one. He was a glorious animal, high of spirits
and of hopes, devoid of fear and of the finer feelings. A Greek
god--or whatever you will. And about him hung the glamour of countless
conquests on the battlefield and in love.

That such a man should have turned Paris' head was inevitable. Equally
natural was it that Paris women should make fools of themselves over
him. But why so gross and unintellectual a wooer should have made the
very slightest impression on a character like Adrienne Lecouvreur's
must be relegated to the "mystery of choice" collection of riddles.

Yet, at sight, she, who for years had scoffed at passion, and who had
so often declared her heart was dead, felt that she had met the love
of her life.

She gave her revivified heart and her whole soul into Maurice de
Saxe's keeping, forever and ever. There were no reservations. Hers was
a love that could die only with her life. The former affairs were to
her as half-forgotten dreams. Saxe, and Saxe alone, held her love;
held it as no other man had been able to.

Adrienne at first dazzled Saxe--as a tropic butterfly might dazzle a
champion bulldog. The dazzle soon wore off; but it left behind a
comfortable feeling of affection, of admiration, of gratified vanity
that he alone had been chosen by her, out of all the world of suitors.

With the deft hands of a sculptor, Adrienne Lecouvreur molded Saxe's
rough nature. She refined him; taught him to replace the ways of the
camp by those of civilization; made him less of a beast and more of a
man; showed him how to think.

All of which added to the man's popularity with other women; which was
the sole reward Adrienne reaped for her educative efforts.

Saxe was notoriously untrue to her. In his rages he berated her as a
cabby might have scolded his drunken wife. He used his power over her
to raise himself in others' esteem. In short, he was wholly selfish
throughout, and he gruffly consented to accept Adrienne's worship as
his just due.

But Adrienne's love merely waxed stronger and brighter under such
abominable treatment. She lived for Saxe alone.

The Duchy of Courland lost its duke. His place was to be filled by
election. And with the dukedom went the hand of a Russian princess,
whose face Saxe unchivalrously compared to a Westphalia ham.

Saxe's ambition awoke. In his veins ran royal blood. He wanted to be a
duke and the husband of a princess. He entered as candidate in the
contest. Lack of money, for judicious bribes to the free and
incorruptible electors, stood in his way. He went, as ever in trouble,
to Adrienne. And, as ever, she rose to the occasion.

She knew that, as Duke of Courland, he could not see her again, or be
within several hundred miles of her. She knew, too, that, by helping
him with the dukedom, she was helping to give him to another woman. A
lesser love than hers would have rebelled at either possibility.

But Adrienne's love for Saxe was that which not only casts out fear,
but casts out self along with it. She sold every piece of jewelry and
every costly dress and stick of furniture in her possession, borrowed
money right and left, and mortgaged her salary at the ~Comedie
Francaise~.

The net result was fifteen thousand dollars, which she gladly handed
over to Saxe for the expenses of his campaign. With these sinews of
war, Saxe hastened to Courland. There he remained for a year; working
hard for his election; making love to the ham-faced princess; fighting
like a Norse berserker in battle after battle.

He was elected duke. But Russia refused to sanction the election. At
the head of a handful of fellow adventurers, Saxe went on fighting;
performing prodigies of personal valor and strength in conflicts
against overwhelming odds. But at last he was hopelessly beaten in
battle, and still more hopelessly outpointed in the game of politics.
And back he came to Paris--a failure.

Adrienne used every art and charm to make him forget his misfortunes
and find happiness once more in her love. He treated her overtures as
a surly schoolboy might treat those of an over-affectionate little
sweetheart.

He consented to be petted and comforted by the woman who adored him.
But he wreaked in her the ill-temper bred of his defeat. For example,
he professed to believe her untrue to him. He was furiously
jealous--or pretended to be. And he accused her of the infidelity he
had himself a thousand times practiced.

Poor Adrienne, aghast at such insane charges, vainly protested her
innocence and her utter love for him. One of her letters to Saxe,
during this dark hour, has been preserved. It begins:

    I am worn out with grief. I have wept this livelong night. It is
    foolish of me; since I have nothing wherewith to reproach myself.
    But I cannot endure severity from you. I am suspected, accused by
    you. Oh, how can I convince you--you who alone can wound my heart?

In the midst of this wretched misunderstanding came a crumb of comfort
to the luckless woman--albeit the incident that caused it led also,
indirectly, to her death.

Francoise de Lorraine, Duchesse de Bouillon, fell violently in love
with Saxe, and did not hesitate to tell him so. Saxe laughed in her
face, and hinted that he cared too much for Adrienne Lecouvreur just
then to be interested in any one else. It was not the truth, for his
love for Adrienne had never served as an obstacle to any other of his
myriad amours. But it served to rebuff the duchesse, who did not
interest him, and to make Adrienne very, very happy when he repeated
to her the conversation. As a by-product, it threw the duchesse into a
frame of mind described by Congreve in his line about the Gehenna-like
fury of a woman scorned.

A few days after this--in July, 1729--Adrienne received an anonymous
note asking her to be at a certain corner of the Luxembourg Gardens at
eleven o'clock the following morning. Being quite without fear, and
not at all without curiosity, she went.

No, she was not set upon by masked assassins. She found awaiting her
nothing more formidable than a pale and badly scared young man in
clerical garb.

The clerical youth introduced himself as the Abbe Bouret, a hanger-on
of the Bouillon household. Bouret told Adrienne that the duchesse had
bribed him heavily to send her rival a box of poisoned bonbons, with a
note saying the candies were the gift of an unknown and humble
admirer.

The abbe had seen Adrienne a few nights earlier at the theater. So
struck had he been by the gentleness and beauty of her face that he
could not carry out his murderous commission. Hence the warning.

Adrienne took the abbe, and the candy, too, straight to the police. A
bonbon was fed to a street dog. The animal, screaming and writhing in
agony, died within fifteen minutes. This seemed, even to the
eighteenth-century Paris police, a fairly good proof of the duchesse's
guilt.

Naturally, they did not arrest her grace. But they put certain
respectful queries to her. Strangely enough, the duchesse indignantly
denied that she had tried to poison Adrienne.

Bouret, cross-examined, stuck determinedly to his story. So, through
the Bouillon influence, he was thrown into prison and was kept there
in solitary confinement, in a damp and unlighted dungeon, with
occasional torture, until he saw the error of his ways, and confessed
that his charge had been a lie. Thus was the faultless Duchesse de
Bouillon triumphantly cleared of an unjust accusation.

The duchesse celebrated her vindication by attending the theater, one
night when Adrienne Lecouvreur was playing in "Phedre." The duchesse
sat in a stage box and mockingly applauded her rival.

Adrienne paid no overt heed at first to her presence. But when she
came to the scene in which ~Phedre~ expresses to ~OEnone~ her contempt
for a certain class of women, Adrienne turned her back on the
wondering ~OEnone~, strode to the footlights, and, her blazing eyes
seizing and gripping the duchesse's, declaimed directly to her
~Phedre's~ lines:

    "I know my own faults; but I am not one of those brazen women who,
    calm even in the exposure of their crimes, can face the world
    without a blush."

The duchesse shrank back as if she had been lashed across the face.
Shielding her eyes with her hands, she ran, shuddering, from the
theater.

Scribe's play, "Adrienne Lecouvreur," and the opera of the same title,
make much of this episode. So did eighteenth-century Paris. Folk
openly declared that the Duchesse de Bouillon would not long rest
impotent under so public an insult. And they were right.

Whether the poison was sent in a bouquet, as contemporary writers
declared, or in some other form, Adrienne was suddenly stricken by
mortal illness.

Less than half a century had passed since the dying King Charles had
"lived a week in spite of the best physicians in England." And the
science of medicine had crept forward but few hesitating steps in the
past forty-five years. Poor, stricken Adrienne did not even need the
best malpractice in France to help her to her grave.

Doctors great and doctors greater--the quacks of the Rive Gauche
and the higher-priced quacks of court and Faubourg--all stood in
turn at the dying girl's bedside and consulted gravely in Latin;
while Saxe raged at them and cursed them for a parcel of solemn
nincompoops--which they were.

After a time they all trooped away, these long-faced men of pill and
potion. They confessed they could find no remedy. They could not so
much as name the ailment. At least, they did not--aloud. For the
memory of the first poison scandal and its revealer's fate was still
fresh in men's minds.

And after the doctors came the priest; a priest hastily summoned by
the infidel Voltaire, who had been crying outside the death-chamber
door.

The priest was among the most bigoted of his kind. In his eyes, the
victim was not the reigning beauty of Paris, but a sinning creature
who had defied God's laws by going on the stage.

Theology in those days barred actors and actresses from the blessings
of the Church.

Yet, bigoted as was this particular priest, he was not wholly
heartless. The weeping little monkey-like man crouched on the stairs
outside the door may have touched his heart; for Voltaire could be
wondrous eloquent and persuasive. Or the red-eyed, raging giant on his
knees at the bedside may have appealed to his pity; almost as much as
did the lovely white face lying so still there among the pillows. At
all events, the good priest consented to strain a point.

If Adrienne would adjure her allegiance to the stage and banish all
earthly thoughts, he would absolve her and would grant her the rite of
Extreme Unction.

"Do you place your hope in the God of the Universe?" he intoned.

Slowly the great dark eyes--already wide with the Eternal
Mystery--turned from the priest to the sobbing giant who knelt at the
opposite side of her bed. Adrienne Lecouvreur stretched out her arms
toward Saxe, for the last of many thousand times. Pointing at her
weeping lover, she whispered to the priest:

"~There~ is my Universe, my Hope, my ~God~!"

The good priest scuttled away in pious horror. Adrienne Lecouvreur
sank back upon the pillows, dead--and unabsolved.

That night--acting on a strong hint from the Bouillon family, who had
heard that Voltaire intended to demand an autopsy--the police carried
Adrienne's body away in a cab, and buried it in a bed of quick-lime.

For nearly two long months, Maurice, Comte de Saxe, scarcely looked at
another woman.




CHAPTER SEVEN

CLEOPATRA

"THE SERPENT OF OLD NILE"


Some thirty-five years ago, in the north Jersey village of Pompton,
the township undertaker's barn burned down. It was a spectacular
midnight fire. All the natives turned out to view it. Dominie Jansen
even hinted, I remember, that it was a visitation on the community for
some of his neighbors' sins. Whereat, Lem Saulsbury took the
pledge--for the eighth time that year.

Well, the next week, when the Pompton ~Clarion~ appeared, no mention
was made of the fire--the only event of intense human interest, by the
way, since Joel Binswanger, the official local sot, six months earlier
had, at the village tavern, swallowed a half-pint flask of carbolic
acid--set aside for cleaning the brasses--under the conviction that it
was applejack. Joel had complained of a rough throat and an unwonted
taste in his mouth for days afterward. The Clarion editor, taken to
task for printing nothing about the fire, excused the omission by
saying;

"What'd 'a been the use of writing the story? Everybody knows about
it."

That's all there is to the anecdote. Yes, I've heard better, myself.
I've even heard the same one better told. It serves, though, as a
fitting preamble to my story about Cleopatra.

"Everybody knows about it."

Who can say anything about her that you have not heard? Perhaps I can.
Probably not. Will you be patient with me, and, even as tourists visit
European shrines to verify their Baedekers, read this story to verify
what you have always known? Cleopatra cannot be omitted from any
super-woman series. And I will make her as interesting as I know how.

Personally, I believe the Pomptonians would far rather have read about
that barn blaze, which they had seen, than about the conflagration of
a whole foreign metropolis.

At sixteen--in 52 B.C.--Cleopatra's known career as a heartbreaker
began; although there are rumors of more than one still earlier
affair, with Egyptian nobles as their heroes.

She was the daughter of Ptolemy Auletes--Ptolemy the Piper--cordially
hated ruler of Egypt. Cleopatra and her baby brother, young Ptolemy,
nominally shared the throne for a time. They were both children. They
ruled much as the baby "drives" when he holds the reins of the horse
at whose head is the hostler's guiding hand. All manner of
adventurers--both native and Greek--were the real rulers.

One of these factions drove Cleopatra from the throne and from her
capital at Alexandria, leaving the "triple Uraeus crown," with its
mystic lotus adornments, on the head of baby Ptolemy alone.

The crown was the only fragment of actual kingship the child
possessed. The power and the graft lay in the hands of a trio of
industriously grasping Greek adventurers.

Cleopatra, meantime, out in the cold, schemed to regain her place on
the double throne, and, even at that early age, amused herself in the
interim by planning the tortures she would wreak on little Ptolemy
when her turn should come.

While she was casting about for means to outwit the Greeks, and
seeking means to buy up a mercenary army of invasion, she learned that
Julius Caesar, an elderly Roman of vast repute as a conqueror, had come
to Alexandria at the head of a few legions, on a mission of diplomacy.

Cleopatra may have known little of men's strength, but already she was
a profound student of their weaknesses.

She began to ask questions about Caesar. Brushing away (as immaterial
if true), her scared native attendants' statements that he had the
body of an elephant, the head of a tiger, and the claws of a dragon,
and that he fed on prisoners served raw, she pumped one or two exiled
Romans and gleaned an inkling of the conqueror's history.

With the details of Caesar's Gallic invasion, his crushing of Pompey,
and his bullying of semihostile fellow Romans, she did not in the
least concern herself. What most interested Cleopatra were the
following domestic revelations:

He had been married at least four times, and three of his wives were
still living. Cossutia, the wife of his youth, he had divorced by law
because he had been captivated by the charms of one Cornelia, whom he
had forthwith married, and who had died before he had had time to name
her successor.

Next in order he had wed Pompeia; and, on the barest rumor of
indiscretion on her part, had announced dramatically: "Caesar's wife
must be above suspicion!" and had divorced her to marry his present
spouse, Calpurnia.

The interstices between these unions had been garnished with many a
love episode. Adamant as he was toward men, Caesar was far from being
an anchorite where women were concerned; and he had the repute of
being unswervingly loyal to the woman whom he, at the time, chanced to
love.

This scurrilous information was quite enough for Cleopatra. She had
her plans accordingly. She would see Caesar. More to the point, she
would be seen by Caesar. But how? Caesar was in Alexandria, the
stronghold of her enemies. It would mean capture and subsequent death
for Cleopatra to be found in the city. Yet she planned not only to
enter Alexandria, but to make her first appearance before Caesar in a
way designed to catch his attention and more than friendly interest
from the very start.

Julius Caesar sat in the great audience hall of the Alexandria palace,
whose use he had commandeered as his temporary headquarters. Behind
him stood his guards; heavy armored, tanned of face; short, thick
swords at hip. Before his dais trailed a procession of folk who hated
him as starkly as they feared him.

They were Egyptians with favors to ask, and they bore gifts to indorse
their pleas. They were Greeks who sought to outwit the barbarian
victor, or to trick him into the granting of concessions. One by one
the suppliants crawled past, each crying out an appeal or a grievance.
Nearly every one made a peace offering, until the mass of gifts was
stacked high on the stone floor of the audience hall.

Presently entered two black porters, (strapping Nubian giants), who
bore lightly between them a roll of rare Persian carpet. They halted,
laid down their burden on the floor at Caesar's feet, fell on their
knees in obeisance, and--waited. On the floor lay the roll of
priceless weave, no one coming forward to make the rich gift an excuse
for the urging of some boon.

Caesar grew inquisitive. He leaned forward to examine the tight-folded,
shimmering rug more carefully. As he did so, the folds were suddenly
flung aside, and a girl leaped to her feet from among them. Thus had
Cleopatra entered Alexandria. Thus had she penetrated to Caesar's
presence. Thus, too, by her craft and daring, had she won the
attention of the man whose daring and craft had conquered the world.

Caesar stared in delighted interest. He saw, standing gracefully--and
wholly undraped--before him, a slender, red-haired girl, snub-nosed
and of no special beauty. But, at a glance, this man who saw
everything, saw, too, that she possessed an unnameable fascination--a
magnetism--that was greater by far than that of any other woman he had
known in all his fifty-eight years.

It was Julius Caesar's first introduction to a super-woman; to the
super-woman of super-women; to a woman beside whose snub-nosed, plain
face, under its shock of red hair, the memory of the Roman beauties
who had so often charmed his idle hours grew dim and confused.

Cleopatra, on her part, saw nothing so impressive as an
elephant-tiger-dragon monster. She beheld a thin, undersized man,
nearly sixty years old, hawk-nosed, inscrutable of eye, on whose thin
gray locks, to mask his fast-growing baldness, rested a chaplet of
laurel leaves.

This was the hero whose cunning and whose war genius had caused
sceptered men to grovel at his feet, and had made stubborn republican
Rome his cringing servant. But he was also the man whose weakness was
an attractive woman. And on this weakness Cleopatra at once proceeded
to play.

Yet she speedily found that Caesar's was but a surface weakness, and
that beneath it lay iron. Gladly he consented to save her from her
foes, and even in a measure to let her punish such of those foes as
were of no use to him. But as for making her the undisputed Queen of
Egypt and setting her triumphantly and independently on the throne of
her ancestors, at Rome's expense--he had not the remotest idea of
doing that.

Nor could all her most bewildering blandishments wring such a foolish
concession from him. He made love to her--ardent love; but he did not
let love interfere in any way with politics.

Instead of carrying her to the throne, through seas of her enemies'
blood, he carried Cleopatra back to Rome with him and, to the scandal
of the whole city, installed her in a huge marble villa there.

And there, no secret being made of Caesar's infatuation for her,
Cleopatra remained for the next few years; indeed, until Caesar's
death. There, too, Caesar's son, Caesarion, was born; and with the boy's
birth came to Cleopatra the hope that Caesar would will to him all his
vast estates and other wealth; which would have been some slight
compensation for the nonrestoring of her throne.

While Cleopatra abode in Rome, more than one man of world-fame bowed
in homage before her. For example, Lepidus--fat, stupid, inordinately
rich, fit dupe for cleverer politicians. Marcus Antonius, too,
--Caesar's protege, and at this time a swaggering, lovable, dissolute
soldier-demagogue, whose fortunes were so undissolubly fastened to
Caesar's that he, the winner of a horde of women, dared not lift his
eyes to the woman Caesar loved.

Among the rest--Marcus Brutus, snarling Casca, and the others--came
one more guest to the villa--a hard-faced, cold-eyed youth whom
Cleopatra hated. For he was Caius Octavius, Caesar's nephew and
presumptive heir; the man who was, years hence, to be the Emperor
Augustus.

At length, one day, Rome's streets surged with hysterical mobs and
factions. And news came to the villa that Caesar had been assassinated
at the Forum. Speedily an angry crowd besieged Cleopatra's house.

Now that the all-feared Caesar no longer lived to protect her, the
people were keen to wreak punishment on this foreign sorceress who had
enmeshed the murdered man's brain, and had made him squander upon her
so much of the public wealth that might better have gone into Roman
pockets. Rome's new government, too, at once ordered her expulsion
from the city.

Cleopatra, avoiding the mob and dodging arrest, fled from Rome with
her son, her fortune, and her few faithful serfs. One more hope was
gone. For, instead of leaving his money to Caesarion, Caesar, in his
will, had made the cold-eyed youth, Caius Octavius, his heir.

Back to the East went Cleopatra, her sun of success temporarily in
shadow. In semi-empty, if regal, state, she queened it for a time, her
title barren, her real power in Egypt practically confined to her
brain and to her charm. Nominal Queen of Egypt, she was still merely
holding the reins, while iron-handed Rome strode at the horse's head.

From afar, she heard from time to time the tidings from Rome. The men
who had slain Caesar had themselves been overthrown. In their place
Rome--and all the world--was ruled by a triumvirate made up of three
men she well remembered--Octavius, Antony, and Lepidus.

The next news was that Antony and Octavius had painlessly extracted
Lepidus from the combination, and were about to divide the government
of the whole known world between themselves. Antony, to whom first
choice was given, selected the eastern half for his share, leaving the
west to Octavius.

Then came word that Antony was on his way toward Egypt; thither bound
in order to investigate certain grave charges made by her subjects
against Cleopatra herself.

Once more were the queen's throne and her life itself in peril. And
once more she called upon her matchless power over men to meet and
overcome the new menace. When Antony drew near to the capital,
Cleopatra set forth to meet him; not with such an army as she might
perchance have scraped together to oppose the invader, but relying
solely on her own charms.

Antony by this time was well past his first youth. Here is Plutarch's
word picture of him:

    He was of a noble presence. He had a goodly, thick beard, a broad
    forehead, and a crooked nose. And there appeared such a manly look
    in his countenance as is seen in the statues of Hercules.... And
    it is incredible what marvelous love he won.

Yes, and it is incredible into what messes that same "marvelous love,"
first and last, dragged him. He had a wondrous genius for war and for
statesmanship; but ever, just as those qualities lifted him to
eminence, some woman would drag him down. For instance, as a young
man, his budding political hopes were wrecked by Flavia, a charmer who
enslaved him. Later, Rome turned a deaf ear to the tales of his
military glory because he chose to escort openly along the Appian Way
a frail beauty named Cytheria, in a chariot drawn by four lions. In
rapid succession he--like his idol, Caesar--married four wives.

Flavia was the first--she who blasted his early statesmanship
ambitions; next Antonia, from whom he soon separated; third, Fulvia, a
shrew who made his home life a burden, and whose temper drove him far
from her--not that he really needed such incentive.

But Fulvia loved him, as did all women. For when Cicero lay dead, she
went to the orator's bier and thrust a bodkin through the once magic
tongue; thus punishing the tongue, she explained, for its calumnies
against her beloved husband.

Fulvia was not exactly a cozy-corner wife, as you, perhaps, have
observed; yet, when she died, Antony was heartily sorry. He said so.
At the time, he was far away from Rome and home--he had not taken
Fulvia to Egypt with him--and was basking in Cleopatra's wiles. On a
visit to Rome he next married Octavia, sister of Octavius. It was a
state match. He speedily deserted her and hurried back to Egypt.

Antony--true lover and false husband, hero and fool, rake and
statesman--had fifty sides to his character--and a woman was on every
side. In times of peace he wallowed in the wildest dissipation, and
spent vast fortunes without a second thought. In war, he was the idol
of his men, carousing with them, sharing their hard fare and harder
life, never losing their adoring respect, always the hero for whom
they would blithely die.

And so back to the story.

Up the River Cydnus sailed Antony, bent on restoring order to Egypt
and punishing the cruel Cleopatra. And down the River Cydnus to meet
him came Cleopatra.

The barge, wherein lay the queen, had sails of purple and gold. It was
propelled by oars of pure silver. Around the recumbent Cleopatra were
beautiful attendants, clad--or unclad--as Nymphs, Graces, Cupids. She
herself wore, on her left ankle, a jeweled band in which was set a
sacred scarab. That was the full extent of her costume.

At a single look, Antony forgot forever the punitive object of his
journey to Egypt; forgot that he was ruler of half the world, and that
he had the cleverness and power to oust Octavius from the other half,
and to rule it all. He forgot everything, except that he loved her,
and was content to be her helpless and happy slave; that she was the
supreme love of his thousand loves; that the world was well lost for
such love as hers.

From that moment the old-time magnetic statesman and general, Marcus
Antonius--with his shrewd plans for world conquest--was dead. In his
place lived Mark Antony, prince of lovers; a man whose sole thought
and aim in life consisted in worshipping at the bare feet of a
red-haired, snub-nosed Egyptian woman.

Caesar had loved Cleopatra--and won. Mark Antony loved her--and lost;
lost everything--except perfect happiness. But for her, Antony might
have striven night and day, with brain, will, and body, using his
friends as sacrifices, employing a statesmanship that was black
treachery, drenching all Europe in blood. But for Cleopatra, he might
have done all this. He might, as a result, have ousted Octavius and
made himself, for the minute, master of all the world--as a price for
his years of racking toil--before some patriotic assassin got a chance
to kill him.

Thanks to Cleopatra's malign influence, the old warrior spent his last
years, instead, in a golden Fool's Paradise, whose joys have become
historic. Wherefore, the schoolbooks hold up Antony as a horrible
example of what a man may throw away, through folly.

I have tried, in the preceding few paragraphs, to reenforce the
school-books' teachings; to show that it is better to toil than to
trifle, to sweat and suffer than to saunter through Arcady, to die
dead-tired than to die divinely happy. I am sure I make the point
clear. If I do not, the fault is not mine; and the sad, sad example of
Antony has gone for naught.

They had a wonderful time there, in the Lotus Land, these two
super-lovers. Each had had a host of earlier "affairs." But these now
served merely as do the many rough "detail sketches" that work up at
last into the perfected picture.

It was no heavy-tragedy romance. The two mature lovers had a saving
sense of fun that sent them on larks worthy of high-school revelers.
By night, they would go in disguise through the city, to revel
unrecognized at some peasant wedding or orgy.

Once, the incognito Antony, on such an expedition, got a sound
thrashing and a broken head from taking too prominent a part on a slum
festivity. And Cleopatra never let him hear the last of it. That the
all-conquering Marcus Antonius should have been beaten up by a crowd
of Egyptian ~fellaheen~, who trembled at the very mention of his
name, struck her as the joke of the century.

She had a right lively sense of humor, had this "Serpent of Old Nile,"
as Antony playfully nicknamed her. And probably this sense of humor
was one of the strongest fetters that bound to her the love veteran,
who was sick of a succession of statelily humorless Roman beauties.

Cleopatra was forever playing practical jokes on her lover. Once, for
example, as she and Antony sat fishing off their anchored barge in the
Alexandria harbor, Antony wagered that he would make the first catch.
Cleopatra took the bet. A moment afterward Antony felt a mighty tug at
his line. With the zest of a born fisherman, he "drew in."

He brought to the surface, suspended from his hook, an enormous
fish--dried, boned, and salted! Cleopatra had privily sent one of her
divers over the far side of the barge to swim down and fasten the
salted fish to her sweetheart's line.

Again, the talk ran to the unbelievable cost of some of the feasts the
ancient Persian monarchs had been wont to give, and the wholesale
quantity of priceless wines drunk at those banquets. Whereat,
Cleopatra offered to wager that she could drink ten million sesterces
($450,000) worth of wine at a single sitting.

Antony loudly assured her that the thing was impossible. Even so
redoubtable a tankard man as himself could not hope to drink
one-hundredth that value of wine in the most protracted debauch. She
insisted. The wager was made.

Calling for a goblet of "slaves' wine"--a species of vinegar--the
queen dropped into it the largest pearl of Egypt's royal treasury, a
gem appraised at four hundred and fifty thousand dollars. The treasure
dissolved under the vinegar's sharp acid; and Cleopatra--to a gasp of
horror from the more frugal onlookers--drained the goblet.

Such banquets staggered Egypt's resources. So did other jolly
extravagances. Rumors of Antony's strange infatuation reached Rome.
Rome was used to Antony's love affairs, and Rome knew Cleopatra of
old.

So Rome merely grinned and shrugged its shoulders. But when the big
revenues that Antony had promised to wring from the conquered country
failed to arrive, Rome--sorely wounded in the pocketbook--began to
protest.

Antony's friends at home pointed out to him what capital the crafty
Octavius would try to make of this new-born dissatisfaction against
his colleague. In a momentary gleam of sanity, Antony left the weeping
Cleopatra and hastened back to Rome to face his enemies.

There, all too briefly, the man's old genius flamed up. He appeased
the populace, won his former ascendency over the disapproving Senate,
blocked Octavius' plot to hurl him from power, and sealed his campaign
of inspired diplomacy by marrying his rival's sister, Octavia.

At a stroke, Antony had won back all he had lost Octavius was
checkmated, the people were enthusiastic, and once more Antony had
world rulership within his easy reach.

But in busy, iron-hard Rome, he fell to remembering the lazy sunshine
of Egypt. The primly gentle Octavia was hopelessly insipid by contrast
with the glowing super-woman. Memory tugged, ever harder and harder.

Even if this story were fiction, instead of prosy fact, you would
foresee just what was bound to happen. Back to Egypt, on some flimsy
pretext, fled Antony. He turned his back on Rome, on his wife, on
Octavius, on friend, on foe, on future. He was to see none of them
again. Nor was there to be a second outflash of his old genius. The
rest was--Cleopatra.

The reunited lovers flew from bliss to bliss, from one mad
extravagance to another. Statecraft, regal dignity--common sense--all
went by the board.

At Rome, the effect of Antony's whirlwind reinstatement campaign
gradually wore off. Revenues did not flow in from Egypt. But all sorts
of wild stories did. And the wilder they were, the truer they were.
Rome at large did not bother its brutal head over Antony's morals. But
all Rome stormed and howled over the fact that the boundlessly rich
kingdom of Egypt was bringing in practically no more money to the
coffers of Rome. It was as if men who had invested a fortune in a
thirty-story office building should find that the superintendent was
holding back all the rents and losing tenants every day.

Octavius was quick to take advantage of all this. Personally, he hated
Antony, and he was bitterly resentful of his sister's desertion.
Politically, he wanted to be lord of the world--as later he was--under
the title of "Emperor Augustus;" and poor, enfeebled Antony alone
stood in his way.

On the plea that a new money-getter was needed for Rome in Antony's
place, Octavius easily roused public feeling into a clamor that Egypt
be invaded, Antony overthrown, and Cleopatra put to death. Octavius,
as master of Rome, headed the punitive army of invasion.

Again, on news of his foes' approach, Antony's spirit--but this time
not his genius--flickered back to a ghost of its old flame. By
messenger, he sent Octavius a very sporting offer: namely, that waste
of lives be avoided by Octavius and Antony meeting in single combat,
to the death; "winner take all."

But Octavius was a politician, not a d'Artagnan; which is why he at
last became Emperor of Rome and ruler of the known earth. He had not
those cold, light eyes and thin lips for nothing. He was a strategist
rather than a gladiator. Back to the challenger came this terse reply:

"Can Antony find no readier mode of death than at the sword of
Octavius?"

On moved the invaders. And Antony took enough time from Cleopatra's
side to make halfhearted preparations to resist. The first clash of
any importance was the sea fight off Actium. There Fortune was
inclined for the time to smile once again on her old prime favorite.
All along the line, Antony's warships were driving back and breaking
the formation of Octavius'. Then, at the crucial moment of the fight,
Cleopatra, who, in a royal galley, was watching the conflict, ordered
her galley put about and headed for the distant shore. To this day no
one knows whether her fatal order was the result of a whim or of
sudden cowardice or of both.

Her galley swept away from the battle. Antony, seeing it depart,
feared Cleopatra might have been wounded by a stray arrow. At once he
forgot that the issue of the day depended solely on him. He realized
only that the woman he worshipped might be injured. And he ordered his
own galley to put off in pursuit of Cleopatra's.

The captains of Antony's other ships, seeing their leader apparently
running away, were seized with panic terror, and followed. The fight
became a rout. Antony's fleet was annihilated.

With that strangely won battle, the last real obstacle between
Octavius and complete victory was down. Steadily the conqueror
advanced on Alexandria. Cleopatra saw how things were going. She knew
that Antony was forever broken, and that, as a protector against the
oncoming Romans, he was helpless. So she thriftily shifted her
allegiance to Octavius; sending him word that she was his admiring
slave, and that she craved a personal interview.

It was the same old siren trick. At sight, when she was sixteen, she
had won Caesar's heart; at sight, when she was twenty-eight, she had
won Antony's heart and soul. On sight, now, at thirty-eight, she hoped
to make of Octavius a second Antony. But Caesar had had black eyes, and
Antony's eyes were a soft brown; whereas the eyes of Octavius were
pale gray and fire-less. Had Cleopatra bothered to study physiognomy,
she might have sought some more hopeful plan than to enslave such a
man as this new invader.

Octavius, cold and heartless as he was, would not trust himself to
meet the super-woman; which was, perhaps, the highest of the billion
tributes that were, soon or late, paid to Cleopatra's charms.

Instead, Octavius sent her a courteous message, assuring her of his
respect and infinite admiration, and saying that he would see that she
was treated with every consideration due her rank. To his friends,
however, he loudly boasted that she should walk barefoot through Rome,
bound by gold chains to his chariot axle. And word of this boast came
to Cleopatra. The game was up.

She walled herself into the huge Royal Mausoleum and had word sent
forth that she was dead. Antony, himself in hiding from the advancing
Romans, heard and believed. Nothing was left. He had blithely thrown
away the world for love. And now, after ten years of glorious
happiness, the woman for whom he had been so glad to sacrifice
everything, was dead.

His foes were hastening to seize him. There was but one course for a
true Roman in such a plight to follow. The example of Brutus, of Cato,
of a hundred other iron patriots, rose before him. And their example
Antony followed.

He drove his sword through his body and fell dying, just as news came
to him that Cleopatra lived. With almost his last breath, Antony
ordered his slaves to carry him to the queen. The doors and lower
windows of the mausoleum were bricked up. There was no time to send
for masons to break an opening in them, if the dying man would reach
Cleopatra alive. So he was lifted by ropes to an upper window of the
tomb, and was then swung into the room where Cleopatra awaited him.

And in the arms of the woman who had wrecked him, and who at the
last--though, mercifully, he never knew it--had sought to betray him,
Mark Antony died. Perhaps it was an ignoble death, and an anticlimax.
Perhaps it was a fit end for the life of this man, who had ever been
the adored of women; and the death he himself would have chosen. Fate
seldom makes a blunder in setting her scenes.

So perished Mark Antony; to whose life and death, before you judge
him, I beg you to apply the words of a country preacher I once heard.
The preacher was discanting on the Biblical personage "out of whom
were cast seven devils."

"Brethren," said the exhorter, "a man must be far above the ordinary,
to contain seven devils. In the average man's petty nature there isn't
room even for a single half-size devil, to say nothing of seven
full-grown ones."

Cleopatra had long since made up her mind to die sooner than walk in
chains through the streets where once she had swept as Caesar's
peerless sweetheart. But she was part Greek and part Egyptian--both
soft nations, lacking in the stern qualities of Rome. She had no taste
for naked steel. She was content to die, but she wanted to die without
pain.

On certain of her slaves she practiced the effects of various Oriental
poisons. Some of these slaves died in agony, some in mere discomfort.
One of them died with a smile on his lips--a slave on whom had been
inflicted the bite of the tiny gray Nile-mud asp.

Cleopatra's question was answered. She put an asp to her breast. The
serpent fixed its fangs in her white flesh.

And Cleopatra--model and synonym for a worldful of super-women--was
very comfortably spared the shame of walking chained and barefoot in a
Roman Triumph.




CHAPTER VIII

GEORGE SAND

THE HOPELESSLY UGLY SIREN


A very famous woman discovered once that men are not paragons of
fidelity. Or, finding that one man was not, she decided that all men
were alike. And to Jules Sandeau, who had deceived her, she exclaimed,
in fine, melodrama frenzy:

"My heart is a grave!"

"From the number of its occupants," drawled Sandeau, "I should rather
call it a cemetery."

The woman, too angry to grasp the meaning of the ungallant speech,
raged on:

"But I will be avenged. I shall write the tragedy of my love--in
romance form--and--"

"Why not in city-directory form?" suggested the man.

And the loverly conversation ended in hysterics.

The woman was Amandine Lucile Aurore Dupin Dudevant. History,
literature, and the annals of superwomen know her as George Sand.

As one may glean from her verbal tilt with Sandeau, she was not a
recluse or a misanthropist. In fact, she numbered her ardent wooers by
the dozen. Her love life began at a convent school when she was little
more than a child, and it endured until old age set in. Perhaps a list
of its victims, as Sandeau so cruelly hinted, would have resembled a
city directory. It certainly would have borne a striking likeness to a
cyclopedic index of Europe's nineteenth-century celebrities; for it
embraced such immortal names as De Musset, Sandeau, Balzac, Chopin,
Carlyle, Prosper Merimee, Liszt, Dumas and many another. So many
demigods knelt at her shrine that at last she wrote:

    I am sick of great men. I would far rather see them in Plutarch
    than in real life. In Plutarch or in marble or in bronze, their
    human side would not disgust me so.

And the personality, the appearance, the Venusberg charm of this heart
monopolist? One instinctively pictures a svelte form, a "face that
launched a thousand ships," and all the rest of the sirenic
paraphernalia that instinctively attach themselves to one's mental
vision of a wholesale fracturer of hearts. Here is Balzac's
description of her. It is found in a letter written to Madame Hanska
in 1838, when George Sand was at the acme of her super-woman career:

    I found her in her dressing gown, smoking an after-dinner cigar,
    beside the fire in an immense room. She wore very pretty yellow
    slippers with fringes, coquettish stockings, and red trousers.
    Physically, she has acquired a double chin, like a well-fed
    priest. She has not a single white hair, in spite of her terrible
    misfortunes. Her beautiful eyes are as sparkling as ever.

    When she is sunk in thought, she looks just as stupid as
    formerly--as I told her--for her expression lies wholly in her
    eyes. She goes to bed at six in the morning and rises at noon. (I
    go to bed at six in the evening and rise at midnight; but, of
    course, I am conforming myself to her habits.) She smokes to
    excess and plays, perhaps, too much the grande dame.

Carlyle, still less merciful, snarls forth the following wholly
Carlylean epitome of George Sand's looks:

"She has the face of a horse!"

Another contemporary writer declares:

"Her hair is as black and shiny as ebony; her swarthy face is red and
heavy; her expression fierce and defiant, yet dull."

So much for the verity of traditional siren dreams I So much, too, for
the theory that beauty or daintiness or feminity has anything to do
with the nameless charm of the world's super-women.

George Sand came, honestly, if left-handedly, by her cardiac prowess.
For she was a great-great-granddaughter of Adrienne Lecouvreur and
Marshal Saxe; two of history's stellar heart breakers--a fact of which
she made much.

Her father was a French army officer--Lieutenant Dupin--and as a mere
baby his only daughter, Aurore, was acclaimed "daughter of the
regiment." Decked out in a tiny uniform, the ugly duckling ran wild in
the army posts where her father was stationed, and joined right
boisterously in the soldiers' rough sports.

Later, she was sent to a convent. From her own description of this
particular retreat, it was a place that crushed out all normal and
childish ideas and filled the growing mind with a morbid melancholy.
Yet it was there that love first found the girl.

The victim--or victor--was one Stephane de Grandsaigne, professor of
physiology. Under his tuition she developed a queer craving for
dissection--a fad she followed, in psychic form, through life. The
love scenes between herself and her adored professor were usually
enacted while they were together dissecting a leg or an arm or probing
the mysteries of retina and cornea.

It was a semigruesome, unromantic episode, and it ended with
suddenness when the pupil was sent out into the world. There a husband
was found for her. He was Casimir Dudevant, a man she liked well
enough and who was mildly fond of her. They lived together for a time
in modified content. Two children were born to them.

By and by, Casimir took to drink. Many people refused to blame him.
Indeed, there are present-day students of George Sand's life who can
find a host of excuses for his bibulous failings. But once, coming
home from a spree, Casimir forgot to take his wife's lofty reproaches
with his wonted good nature.

In a flash of drunken anger, he struck her. And she left him.

The high spirit of her act of independence is marred just a little by
the fact that she chanced to be in love with another man. This other
man was Aurelian de Seze, a ponderous country magistrate. The affair
was brief. Presently the two had parted. And George Sand, penniless,
went to Paris to make a living by literature.

She obtained hack work of a sort, lived in the typical drafty garret
so dear to unrecognized genius, and earned for a time only fifteen
francs--three dollars--a month. It was the customary nadir, wherein
one gathers equipment for success.

Then she met Jules Sandeau. He was a lawyer who dabbled in literature.
He fell in love with the lonely woman and she with him. They formed a
literary partnership. Together they wrote novels and began to achieve
a certain measure of good luck. Their novels were signed "George
Sand." Why, no one knows. It was a pen name devised by the feminine
member of the novelistic firm.

But before long Sandeau was left far behind in the race for fame. His
more or less fair partner wrote a novel on her own account. It was
"Indiana." Like Byron, she woke one morning to find herself famous.
The book had lifted her forever out of obscurity and need.

At about the same period, she entered Sandeau's study one day just in
time to see him kiss another woman. The other woman chanced to be
their laundress, who, presumably, was more kissable, if less
inspiring, than was the newly acclaimed celebrity on whom Sandeau had
been lavishing his fickle affections.

There was a scene, unequaled for violence in any of their joint
novels. And in the course of it occurred the repartee recorded at the
beginning of this story. As an upshot, Sandeau followed Dudevant, de
Seze, Grandsaigne, and the rest into the limbo of George Sand's
discarded lovers; where he was soon to be joined by many another and
far greater man.

Her faith in men shattered for at lest the fourth time, George Sand
forswore fidelity and resolved to make others suffer; even as she
liked to imagine she herself had suffered. The literary world was by
this time cheering itself hoarse over her. And literary giants were
vying for her love.

Out of the swarm, she selected Prosper Merimee. The author of "Carmen"
was then in his prime as a lion of the salons. To him George Sand gave
her heart irrevocably and forever. Through youth and maturity they
worshiped each other--for eight consecutive days. On the ninth day,
George Sand informed "Carmen's" creator that he was far too cynical to
be her ideal any longer. Merimee retorted that her "pose of divine
exaltation" was better suited to an angel than to an ugly woman who
continually smoked cigars and who swore as pyrotechnically as one of
her father's most loquacious troopers. So the romance ended.

Followed a bevy of loves well-nigh as brief, most of whose heroes'
names are emblazoned on the book backs of the world's libraries. And
after this populous interregnum, came Alfred de Musset.

De Musset was a mere boy. But his wonderful poetry had already
awakened Europe to ecstacy. He was the beau-ideal of a million
youthful lovers and their sweethearts; even as, a generation earlier,
Byron had been.

It was in 1833 that he and George Sand met. De Musset had seen her
from afar and had begged for an introduction. She was six years older
than he, and the prettiest girls in France were pleading wistfully for
his smile. But, at sight, he loved the horse-faced, almost middle-aged
swearer of strange oaths and smoker of strong cigars. Hence his plea
to be introduced.

Sainte-Beuve, to whom he made the request, wrote, asking leave to
bring him to one of George Sand's "at homes." The same day she
returned a most positive refusal, writing:

    I do not want you to introduce De Musset to me. He is a <DW2>, and
    we would not suit each other. Instead, bring Dumas; in whose art I
    have found a soul, if only the soul of a commercial traveler.

But de Musset, unrebuffed, succeeded in his ambition. He managed to
secure an introduction to her at a banquet given by the ~Revue des
Deux Mondes~ editors. And almost at once his love was reciprocated.
Then began a union that was alternately the interest, the scandal, and
the laughing-stock of a continent.

Each of the lovers was a genius; each had been pedestaled by the
world; each was supposed to live on a rarified plane far above the
heads or the ken of mere earth folk. The love affair of two such
immortals might reasonably be expected--was expected--to be akin to
the noble romances of poetry.

As a matter of fact, its three-year course was one long series of
babyish spats, of ridiculous scenes, and of behavior worthier the
inmates of a mad-house or a kindergarten than of the decade's two
master intellects.

George Sand expected De Musset to live on the heights of bloodless
idealism. When he did so, she berated him as heartless. When he failed
to, she denounced him as an animal. She was never content with
whatever course he might follow. Yet she was madly in love with him.

During their brief separations, she avalanched him with letters; some
furious, some imploring, some wildly affectionate, some drearily
commonplace. Here is an extract from one, displaying a fair sample of
her warmer moods:

    It is nothing to you to have tamed the pride of such a woman as I,
    and to have stretched me a suppliant at your feet? It is nothing
    to you that I am dying of love?--torment of my life that you are!

    He found himself unable to avoid accepting some of the numberless
    hearts that were flung like roses at his feet. He could modulate
    from one love affair to another as fleetly and as gracefully as
    from one key to its remote neighbor.

Here, too, is the account given by a later chronicler of the
composer's meeting with George Sand:

    One evening, as he was entering a house where a literary reception
    was in progress, Chopin fancied he was pursued by a violet-scented
    phantom. In superstitious fear, he would have left the house at
    once, but friends who were with him laughed away his dread and
    described the phenomenon as the fancy of a sick man's brain.

    He entered the crowded salon and was forthwith presented to the
    guest of honor, a swarthy and strange-looking woman--the premiere
    novelist, Madame Dudevant--George Sand.

In his diary that same night Chopin wrote of his new acquaintance:

    I do not like her face. There is something in it that repels me.

Yet within a day or so he was her adorer.

For a time all went as well as any love story could with such a
heroine. She gloried in her power to build up for the moment her
lover's waning strength. Her friends' praise of the feat was as music
to her. But she was not the type of woman who can forever wait
patiently upon a fretful convalescent's whims. Her self-sacrifice was
a flash, not a steady flame.

And in time she girded at the restraints of playing nurse and vitality
giver. Then, instead of boasting as before, she waxed complaining. She
told the world at large how exacting and cross and tiresome Chopin
was.

She once referred to him publicly as "that detestable invalid." She
announced that she was his ever-patient comrade and nurse. There is no
authority but hers to bear out the claim of patience. And so the
once-beautiful relationship dragged out its weary length until George
Sand could endure the strain no longer.

She deserted Chopin.

Not content with this final blow to the invalid who had loved her for
years, she continued to vilify him. Among her complaints was one that
has since passed, in slightly altered form, into a good old reliable
vaudeville wheeze. She wrote:

    We never addressed a single reproach to each other except once.
    And that was from the first to the last time we met.

George Sand's desertion was Chopin's deathblow. He never rallied from
it. He tried to mask his heartbreak by going about as before and
appearing often in public. But even this was soon denied to him--not
only by collapsed health, but from the danger of meeting his former
divinity at the houses he chanced to visit or on the streets. One such
lesson was enough for him. It was in a friend's crowded drawing-room.
A historian describes the encounter:

    Thinking herself unobserved, George Sand walked up to Chopin and
    held out her hand.

    "Frederic!" she murmured, in a voice audible to him alone.

    He saw her familiar form standing before him. She was repentant,
    subdued, and seeking reconciliation. His handsome face grew deadly
    pale, and without a word he left the room.

The end came soon afterward. Chopin's mortal illness struck him down.
Dying, he sent for his lost love. Perhaps the message never reached
her; perhaps she thought it a trick--she had tried something of the
sort on de Musset; perhaps she did not realize that the time was so
short.

At all events, she paid no heed to the frantic appeal that she come at
once to the dying composer.

Hour after hour, Chopin waited for her, his ears strained for the
sound of her heavy tread. At last he grew to realize that she would
not obey the summons, that he would never again see her.

As hope fled, Chopin broke down and cried piteously.

"She promised I should die in no arms but hers!" he sobbed over and
over.

And that night he died--no less than seven different women claiming
later to have taken his recreant sweetheart's place at his deathbed.

George Sand was conscience-stricken. She wrote and proclaimed long and
more or less plausible reasons to account for her failure to go to
Chopin. But no one who really knew her was convinced of her excuses'
truth. And so ended one more of her heart stories.

De Musset, by the way refused to admit her to his rooms when he
himself lay dying--a grisly joke that Paris appreciated.

Back to her work, as once before, George Sand fled for forgetfulness.
And her fame grew. She was the most prolific woman writer, by the way,
in literature's history; writing, in all, twenty plays and more than
one hundred novels.

An Englishman (name buried) courted her at about this time. Still
miserable over Chopin's death--and far more so over the way people
were talking about her treatment of him--she was decidedly waspish to
the trans-Channel admirer. Seeking to win her interest, in a literary
discussion, he opened one conversation by inquiring:

"Madame Dudevant, what is your favorite novel?"

"'Olympia,'" she answered, without a second of hesitance.

"'Olympia?'" the Englishman repeated, vainly ransacking his memory. "I
don't think I recall any book of that name."

"Of course you don't," she snapped. "I haven't written it yet."

And perhaps--or perhaps not--his British brain some day unraveled the
meaning of cryptic retort.

For her infidelities George Sand felt no compunction. She wrote
frankly concerning them:

    I have never imposed constancy upon myself. When I have felt that
    love is dead, I have said so without shame or remorse, and have
    obeyed Providence that was leading me elsewhere.

By her marriage with Dudevant, she had had a son and a daughter. The
daughter, Solange, inherited much of her mother's lawlessness, with
none of the latter's inspiration. And now George Sand was to see how
her own nature worked in another of the same blood.

She arranged a splendid marriage for Solange, a marriage with a man of
rank and money. And on the very eve of the wedding Solange proceeded
to elope with a poor sculptor, Clesinger by name.

The mother was equal to the emergency. She ran after the fugitives,
caught them, bullied Clesinger into marrying Solange, hushed all
scandal, and installed the young couple in a Paris flat, settling on
them the bulk of her property. In revenge, Clesinger permanently
estranged Solange from her mother.

Soon afterward George Sand's sway over men's hearts ceased. Whether
she was weary of love, or whether love was weary of her, the old
fascination deserted her. No more as lovers, but as profound admirers
of her intellect, great men still flocked about her--Matthew Arnold,
Flaubert, Feuillet, and a host of others. But it was now her brain
alone they worshiped.

By many years George Sand outlived her charm, dying in 1876 at the age
of seventy-two, her grandchildren about her--a smugly proper, if sadly
anticlimactic, ending to a career in which anticlimax had been almost
as infrequent as propriety.




CHAPTER NINE

MADAME DU BARRY

THE SEVEN-MILLION-DOLLAR SIREN.


She came from the same neighborhood that had produced Joan of Arc. She
even claimed relationship to the long-dead Maid. But at that point all
likeness between the two comes to a very abrupt end.

She is known to history as "Marie Jeanne Gomard de Vaubernier,
Comtesse du Barry." The parish register of her birthplace describes
her, less flamboyantly, as "Marie Jeanne, natural daughter of Anne
Becu, known as Quantigny; born Aug., A.D. 1746."

There are many details in Marie Jeanne du Barry's story that I am
going to omit--at my own request; not only because they are
unwriteable, but because their sordid vulgarity is also drearily
stupid. I apologize in advance for the omissions. But even after the
process of weeding out, I think there will be quite enough left to
hold the interest.

When Marie was six, Anne Becu drifted to Paris--the Mecca of her
trade. And soon afterward, an admirer of Anne's, one Dumonceau, was
coaxed into lavishing two dollars and forty cents a month on Marie's
education. Dumonceau had been one of Anne's wooers in the village
days, and it has been suggested that his interest in little Marie was
prompted by more than mere kindness--in fact, that he and the infant
were "more than kin and less than kind."

In any case, the monthly two dollars and forty cents paid Marie's
expenses in a convent school, where she spent the next ten years. This
Sainte-Aurore convent, in the Rue Neuve Sainte-Genevieve, was a
philanthropic refuge "for all young persons of honest parentage who
are in circumstances where they run the risk of ruin."

The rules of the Sainte-Aurore were far stricter and icier than those
of the most investigatable of modern orphanages. Among the punishments
inflicted on these little wards of God were starvation, beatings, and
imprisonment in cold and stone-floored dark cells--for the very
mildest transgressions.

Three dire sins, calling always for instant retribution, were: "To
laugh, to sing, and to speak above a whisper." For such hideous and
unnatural crimes as laughter, song, and ordinary speech, these poor
loveless babies were treated like the vilest criminals. One hopes,
morbidly, that the theologians who abolished Hell left at least one
warm corner of it in commission, for the framers and enforcers of
those gentle rules.

All the foregoing is not sentimental mush, but is mentioned to show
how dire must have been a pupil's sin that the convent authorities
could not cope with.

And such a sin--no one knows what it was--Marie committed when she was
sixteen. For which she was expelled in black disgrace from her happy
childhood home at Sainte-Aurore, and turned loose upon the world.

Her mother's loving arms were open, ready to receive and succor the
disgraced girl, and to start her afresh in life--as only a mother can.
So, to keep Marie from feeling unduly dependent upon a poor working
woman like herself, she taught her her own trade--the oldest on earth.

With a little basket of cheap jewelry--which served the same purpose
as a present-day beggar's stock of lead pencils--Marie went the rounds
of the streets. Her career was cut out for her by her mother's fond
forethought. And in nine hundred and ninety-nine cases out of a
thousand, a girl thus launched would have ended in the gutter. But
Marie was the thousandth woman--a true super-woman, in every sense of
the word. The filth of the streets could not smirch her--outwardly.
And luck was waiting around the corner for her.

A rich and eccentric old woman of fashion--Madame Legrade--had a craze
for amateur theatricals. Catching sight of Marie one day, she was
struck by the girl's beauty, and hired her, partly as a companion and
partly as a comedian for her private theatre.

At Madame Legrade's, Marie got her first view of semidecent society.
And, being adaptable, she picked up a smattering of manners and of
grammatical speech; only a smattering, but all she cared to acquire.
There, too, she met such men as the withered old wit, de Richelieu,
and the Prince de Soubise; and the Duc de Brissac, whose son was one
day to be the one real love of her life. Here, too, she met a genius
whom she describes in her "Memoirs" as "a cunning fox; witty ... very
ugly and very thin." He was Grimm, the fairytale man.

Marie was in clover. But the fortune was too good to last. And because
a far more glittering fortune was awaiting her just around the corner,
Destiny soon joggled the girl out of her snug berth. Madame Legrade
had two sons. Both of them fell crazily in love with Marie. It is not
on record that she told them she would rather be the poor working girl
that she was. And Madame Legrade, in horror, ordered her out of the
house.

Back to her dear, old loving mother, as before, went Marie. And once
more mother love came to the rescue. Anne Becu had recently married a
lackey of some great house. She was now "Madame Racon." Marie adopted
her stepfather's name--the first to which she had ever possessed even
a semilegal claim--and permitted her mother to get her a job in the
millinery shop of Madame Labille. This shop was of a sort extremely
common in that day. It sold not only hats for woman, but sword knots
and shoe buckles for men. It employed only girls of extreme beauty.
And it was a favorite lounging place for men about town. Altogether,
there was no startling change in Marie's vocation from the era when
she had hawked artificial jewelry.

Her presence drew scores of young dandies to the shop. And she might
readily have had her pick of the lot. But during a momentary weakness
of intellect, she plunged into a love affair with a handsome young
pastry cook, Nicolas Mothon. The other and more ambitious girls guyed
her right unmercifully for her plebeian tastes. But it was terribly
serious with Marie. Mathon was the first man to whom she had lost her
heart. Many years later she wrote:

    When I call to memory all the men who have adored me, I must say
    it was not poor Nicolas who pleased me least. For I, too, have
    known what first love can mean.

But she forgot what "first love can mean" as readily as she had
learned it. For soon she threw over Nicolas for a man of wealth, named
De la Vauvenardiere; and she abandoned the latter for a suitor named
Duval; and ousted Duval from her affection for Lamet, the court
hairdresser.

No, in choosing Lamet, she was not lowering her standard. A court
hairdresser was far more than a mere barber. He was a functionary of
vast importance, the confidant of the great, the counselor of the
unwary, a man of substance and position, the only tradesman in all
France who was permitted by court edict to wear a sword.

Marie was envied as Lamet's sweetheart; until he went broke,
overnight, and had to flee to England to dodge a debtor's cell.

Then came the Cosse incident; at least, then it began. Cosse--or Louis
Hercule Timoleon de Cosse-Brissac--was the Duc de Brissac's son. He
met Marie in the street one day, so runs the story, followed her to
the shop, and there, under the pretext of buying a sword knot, fell
into talk with her. He loved her at first sight, and she loved him.
Theirs was not such a love as either had hitherto known. It was the
genuine article.

Cosse was young and good looking and afflicted with republican ideas.
He did not see in Marie the vender of cheap jewelry and cheaper
affections, nor the girl who used her millinery job as a mask. To him,
she was an angel. And--so far as concerned him--she was.

They were young, and they dreamed. Cosse was unlike any man Marie had
known. His love was utterly unlike any love she had known or heard of.
Altogether, it was a pretty little romance, on both sides. And if we
smile at it, let the smile be kindly, with nothing of the leer about
it. For there was nothing to provoke a leer--at least, not then.

This Cosse affair's early stages are so intertangled with romance,
legend, court rumor, and later inventions, that I hasten to forstall
corrections, from readers wiser than I, by confessing that all I know
of it, or can learn from supposedly reliable sources, is that Marie
and Cosse parted somewhat suddenly; and the causes variously given are
that his father put a stop to the romance and that Cosse learned
something of Marie's real character. It is gravely declared that he
wanted to marry her, and that his indignant ducal parent not only
opened his eyes to the bride elect's past, but threatened to throw
Cosse into the Bastille by means of a ~lettre de cachet~. As I said, I
vouch for none of these reasons for the break between the two lovers.
It is all surmise. But what follows is not.

The next man to lose his head and heart to Marie was a young nobleman
whose repute may be guessed from the fact that--even in dissolute
eighteenth-century Paris--he was known, not as a roue, but as "~The
Roue~." He had come to Paris a few years earlier, leaving a wife
somewhere on the way.

He had squandered his patrimony en route, and reached the capital
penniless. But he quickly caught the fancy of Madame Malouse, who had
influence at court. She arranged that he should have practically the
sole monopoly of supplying the French navy with all its various forms
of merchandise. This meant fat profits, and he fattened them still
further by running a select gambling house.

He was Jean, Vicomte du Barry.

Jean met and fell victim to Marie. Realizing what a cash attraction
her beauty and charm could be made, he installed her as presiding
genius of his gambling house, as a lure to draw youthful nobles to the
place. Marie--or Madame Lange, as, for no known reason, she had begun
to call herself--was the bright star at the Chance Goddess' shine. And
the money poured fast into the crooked games whereby the house made
Jean rich.

For a time there was wholesale prosperity all around, with plenty more
of it to come. Before I go on, may I quote a contemporary writer's
word picture of Marie, as she appeared at this time?

    Her hair is long, silky, curling like a child's, and blond with a
    natural ash tint.... Her eyebrows and lashes are dark and curly.
    Behind them the blue eyes, which one seldom sees quite open, look
    out with coquettish, sidelong glances.... Her nose is small and
    finely cut, and her mouth is a perfect cupid's bow.... Her neck,
    her arms, and her feet and hands remind one of ancient Greek
    statuary; while her complexion is that of a rose leaf steeped in
    milk.... She carries with her a delicious atmosphere of
    intoxication, victorious, amorous youth.

Voltaire once exclaimed, before a portrait of her:

"The original was made for the gods!"

Even as the cherry tree was posthumously invented for Washington and,
perhaps, the apple for William Tell and the egg for Columbus, so
around Marie in after years sprang up countless tales of her youth.
Some may have been true. Some were palpable lies. To which does the
ensuing anecdote belong?

In the spring of 1768, during her sojourn as "come-on" for the du
Barry gambling hell, Marie noticed, three days in succession, that she
was closely followed on the street by "a young man of a sober cast of
countenance and elegant attire." Now, to be followed was no novelty to
Marie. And more than one man of "elegant attire" had sued in vain for
her favor. Yet this youth made no advances. He simply followed her
wherever she went. And in his absence his face haunted her strangely.
So, on the fourth day, as she turned suddenly in the street and saw
him close behind her, she asked, with affected indignation:

"What do you want of me?"

The man bowed low, with no shadow of hesitancy, made this cryptic
answer to her query:

"Mademoiselle, will you grant me the first reasonable request I may
make of you when you are Queen of France?"

Thinking he was a crank--as perhaps he was--she sought to humor him,
and replied:

"Certainly, monsieur. I promise."

"You take me for a madman," he returned, with a second grave bow. "But
I am not insane. Adieu, mademoiselle. There will be nothing more
extraordinary than your elevation--except your end."

He spoke and vanished, either into the street crowd or into thin air.

You may recall the story of the "Man in Black's" midnight visit to
Ninon de l'Enclos, with a gift to the essence of youth and the warning
of her death? This was a well-believed and oft-repeated narrative in
Marie's day. It is highly possible that she built from it her recital
of the adventure of the "elegantly attired" stranger.

At all events, she told Jean du Barry about it. Whether or not he
believed it, is no concern of yours or mine. But it assuredly gave him
an idea; the supreme idea of his rotten life. He saw a one-in-fifty
chance of making more money through Marie than she could have earned
for him in a century as divinity of his gambling rooms. And, remote as
were the scheme's prospects for success, he resolved to make a
gambler's cast at the venture.

Louis XV., King of France, had been ruled for nearly twenty years by
the Marquise de Pompadour, who had squandered royal revenues, had made
and unmade men's career by a nod or a shake of her pretty head, and
had played at ducks and drakes with international politics. And now
Madame de Pompadour was dead. Many a younger and prettier face had
caught Louis' doddering fancy, since her death. But no other
~maitresse en titre~ had ruled him and France since then.

Briefly, Jean coveted the vacant office for Marie.

Not for her own sake. Jean did not care for her happiness or welfare,
or for the happiness or welfare of any mortal on earth except of one
Jean, Vicomte du Barry. But he foresaw that with Marie as the royal
favorite, he himself, as her sponsor, could reap a harvest such as is
not the guerdon of one man in a million.

He set to work at his self-appointed task with the same rare vigor and
cunning that had so long enabled him to elude the hangman and to live
on better men's money. The first step was to engage the help of Lebel,
the king's ~valet de chambre~.

Lebel was nominally a servant, but, in a sense, he was mightier than
any prime minister. For Louis relied implicitly on the valet's taste
in feminine beauty. It was Lebel, for instance, who had first brought
Madame du Pompadour to the king's notice. He had done the same good
turn to many another aspiring damsel. And now, heavily bribed by Jean
du Barry, he consented to see if Marie was worth mentioning to Louis.

At sight of Marie, the connoisseur valet realized to the full her
super-woman charm. He recognized her as the thousandth woman--even the
millionth.

Yet Lebel was ever cautious about raising false hopes. So, not knowing
that Jean had gone over the whole plan with Marie, he asked her if she
would honor him by attending a little informal dinner he was soon to
give, in his apartment, at the Versailles palace; a dinner in honor of
"the Baron de Gonesse."

Marie, with sweet innocence, accepted the invitation; then timidly
asked Lebel if she might sit beside him at the dinner, as all the
others would be strangers to her. The bare thought of his presuming to
sit down in the presence of the king--otherwise "the Baron de
Gonesse"--so filled Lebel with horror that he forgot his role of
diplomacy and blurted out:

"~I?~ Sit at the table with ~him~? I--I shall be unexpectedly called
from the room, as usual, just as dinner is served. And I shall not
return until it is over."

When Marie--carefully coached as to behavior, repartee, and so forth,
by the ever-thoughtful Jean--arrived at Lebel's apartments in the
palace, on the night of the dinner, she found, to her disgust, that
the king was nowhere in sight--not even disguised as "the Baron de
Gonesse"--and that her fellow guests were merely a group of Versailles
officials.

Not being versed in palace secrets, she did not know that Louis was
seated in a dark closet behind a film-curtained window, looking into
the brightly lighted dining room and noting everything that went on,
nor that cunningly arranged speaking tubes brought every whispered or
loud-spoken word to him.

Finding the king was not to be one of the guests, the girl
philosophically choked back her chagrin and set herself to get every
atom of fun out of the evening that she could. She ate much, drank
more, and behaved pretty quite like a gloriously lovely street gamin.
There was no use in wasting on these understrappers the fine speeches
and the courtesy she had been learning for the king's benefit. So she
let herself go. And the dinner was lively, to say the very least. In
fact, it was the gayest, most deliciously amusing dinner ever held in
those sedate rooms--thanks to Marie.

Louis, in paroxysms of laughter, looked on until the sound of his
guffaws betrayed his royal presence. Then he came out of hiding.

Marie, for an instant, was thunder-struck at what she had done. She
feared she had ruined her chances by the boisterous gayety of the past
hour or so. Then--for her brain was as quick as her talk was dull--she
saw the fight was not lost, but won, and she knew how she had won it.

Louis XV. was fifty-eight years old. He lived in France's most
artificial period. No one dared be natural; least of all in the
presence of the king. All his life he had been treated to honeyed
words, profound reverence, the most polished and adroit courtesy.
People--women especially--had never dared be ~human~ when he was
around.

Marie saw that it was the novelty of her behavior which had aroused
the king's bored interest. And from that moment her course was taken.
She did not cringe at his feet, or pretend innocence, or assume
~grande-dame~ airs. She was ~herself~, Marie Becu, the slangy,
light-hearted, feather-brained daughter of the streets; respecting
nothing, fearing nothing, confused by nothing--as ready to shriek
gutter oaths at her king as at her footman. And, of course, she was
also Marie Becu, the super-woman whose magnetism and beauty were
utterly irresistible.

The combination was too much for Louis. He succumbed. What else was
there for him to do? After the myriad poses of the women he had known,
Marie's naturalness was like a bracing breeze sweeping through a
hothouse; a slum breeze, if you like, but none the less a breeze, and
delightfully welcome to the jaded old monarch.

Louis fell in love with Marie. It was not a mere infatuation of an
hour, like most of his affairs. He fell completely and foolishly in
love with her. And he never fell out of love with her as long as he
lived.

Lebel was in despair. He had hoped Marie might amuse the king. He had
had no shadow of an idea that the affair would go further. By reason
of his privileges as an old servant, he actually ventured to
remonstrate with Louis.

"Sire," he protested, "she is not even legitimate. The birth records
attest that."

"Then," laughed the king, "let the right authorities make her so."

Accordingly, messengers were sent posthaste to her babyhood home, and
a new birth certificate was drawn up; also a certificate attesting to
her mother's legal marriage to a wholly mythical Monsieur de Gomard de
Vaubernier and to several other statements that made Marie's
legitimacy as solid as Gibraltar.

"Also," pleaded the valet, "she is neither a wife nor a woman of
title."

"We can arrange both those trifles," the king assured him.

And, with charming simplicity, the thing was done. Jean sent for his
worthless elder brother, Guillaume, Comte du Barry, who was at that
time an army captain. And on September 1, 1768, Marie and Guillaume
were duly married. The lucky bridegroom received enough money to pay
all his debts and to make him rich. Then he obligingly deserted his
new-made wife at the church door, according to program, and wandered
away to spend his fortune as might best please him. Thereby, Marie
Becu became Madame la Comtesse du Barry, without having her cur of a
husband to bother about.

A list of her possessions and their values--duly set down in the
marriage contract, which is still on file--shows the state of Marie's
finances at this time. I copy it for the benefit of those who may be
interested to learn of a useful life's by-products. At twenty-two--in
1768--so says the contract, Marie was the sole owner of:

    One diamond necklace, worth sixteen hundred dollars; an aigret and
    a pair of earings in clusters, worth sixteen hundred dollars;
    thirty dresses and petticoats, worth six hundred dollars; lace,
    dress trimmings, caps, et cetera, worth twelve hundred dollars;
    six dozen shirts of fine linen, twelve complete morning dresses,
    and other articles of linen, et cetera, worth four hundred
    dollars.

One obstacle alone now barred Marie's road to supremacy. According to
unbreakable royal etiquette, three things were indispensable to the
woman who aspired to become a French king's ~maitresse en titre~--she
must be legitimate, she must be of noble rank, and she must have been
presented at court.

The first two conditions, Marie had fulfilled. The third was a poser.
In order to be presented at court, some reputable woman of the old
nobility must act as sponsor. And not one decent woman of high rank
would sink to acting as sponsor for Marie. Moreover, the king declared
he did not care whether she were presented or not, and he would take
no step to help her in the matter.

Without this presentation, she could not appear publicly at court, she
could not sway overt political influence, she could not have a suite
of rooms at the palace. Between a presentation and no presentation lay
all the difference between uncrowned queen and a light o' love. And no
one would sponsor Marie.

Jean du Barry, at last, solved the problem, as he had solved all the
rest.

He had able assistance. For, a court clique had been formed to back
Marie's pretentions. The clique was headed by such men as the old Duc
de Richelieu and the much younger Duc d'Aiguillon. The latter was
violently in love with Marie, and there is no reason to think that his
love was hopeless. But the rest of the clique cared not a straw about
her. To them, the whole thing was a master move in politics. With
Marie in control of the king, and themselves in control of Marie, they
foresaw an era of unlimited power.

The Duc de Choiseul, prime minister of France, was the sworn enemy of
this clique, which formed the "opposition." And Choiseul swore to move
heaven and earth to prevent Marie's presentation, for he knew it would
lead to his own political ruin; as it did.

Jean du Barry hunted around until he discovered somewhere in Navarre a
crotchety and impoverished old widow, the dowager Comtesse de Bearn.
She was a scion of the ancient nobility, the decayed and dying branch
of a once mighty tree. She was not only poor to the verge of
starvation, but she had a passion for lawsuits. She had just lost a
suit, and was on the verge of bankruptcy.

The good-hearted Jean, through the clique's help, arranged to have the
case reopened and the decision reversed. This was before our own day
of an incorruptible judiciary. He also promised her a gift of twenty
thousand dollars in gold. All this in return for the trifling service
of journeying up to Paris and thence to Versailles, to act as sponsor
for the lovely Madame du Barry, who had wilfully declared that she
would be presented under no less auspices than those of the
illustrious Comtesse de Bearn.

The old comtesse accepted the offer with all the shrinking reluctance
a hungry dog shows at the proffer of a bone. She came up to Paris, at
the expense of the clique, and was immured in Jean's house, with the
gambler's sister, Chon (Fanchon) du Barry as her jailer and
entertainer.

Choiseul, through his spies, learned of the plot, and he tried in
every way to kidnap the old lady or to out-bribe the du Barrys.

Meanwhile, coached by Jean, the fair Marie was making King Louis' life
miserable by throwing herself at his feet, in season and out of
season, and beseeching him to silence her enemies forever by allowing
her to be presented. When these tactics failed, she would let loose
upon the poor king a flood of gutter language, roundly abusing him,
turning the air blue with her profanity, and in other ways showing her
inalienable right to a place in court circles.

Louis would promise nothing. The turmoil alternately bored and amused
him. At last--April 21, 1769--on his return from the hunt, after an
unusually good day's sport, the king casually remarked to all
concerned:

"The presentation of Madame la Comtesse du Barry will occur at
to-morrow evening's levee."

The traditional and well-thumbed bombshell exploding among them would
have created no more stir in court circles than did this yawned
announcement. Choiseul and his followers were in despair. Jean ran
around in circles, making preparations for the triumph. Marie
rehearsed for the hundredth time the complicated forms of etiquette
the occasion called for.

The Choiseul faction tried one thing after another to block the
ceremony. They kidnapped Marie's hairdresser, stole the coach in which
she was to make the trip from her Paris house to Versailles, arranged
a holdup on the road, and so forth. Thanks to Jean's wit and clique's
power, a new hairdresser and coach were provided in the nick of time.
And the Versailles road was so heavily guarded that a regiment of
cavalry could scarce have dared intercept the carriage.

According to one story, Choiseul even got a message past all the
carefully reared barriers to Madame de Bearn, prevailing on her to
plead agonized illness and to keep to her bed on the evening set for
the presentation. Whereupon, so runs the yarn, a character actor from
the Comedie Francaise was paid to "make up" as Madame de Bearn and to
perform her functions of sponsor. This may or may not be true. It
forms the central theme of De Vere Stacpoole's novel, "The
Presentation."

On the great night, the court was assembled, tensely waiting for Marie
to arrive. At the appointed time--no Madame du Barry appeared. The
minutes grew into an hour; people began to whisper and fidget; the
Choiseul party looked blissful; the clique could not hide its worry.
Louis stood, frowning, between the suspense stricken D'Aiguillon and
Richelieu. At last he turned from them and stared moodily out of a
window. Then, moving back into the room, he opened his lips to declare
the levee at an end. As he started to speak, an usher announced:

"Madame la Comtesse de Bearn! Madame la Comtesse du Barry!"

And Marie entered, with her sponsor--or with some one who looked
sufficiently like Madame de Bearn to deceive any one.

According to one version, Marie was late because at the last instant
another Choiseul obstacle had to be cleared away. According to
another, she was purposely late to enhance the dramatic interest of
her arrival. Here is an account of the presentation:

    Madame du Barry, with her chaperon, advanced to where the king
    stood between their graces, the Ducs of Richelieu and Aigullon.
    The formal words were spoken, and Madame du Barry sank to the
    ground before the king in a profound curtsy. He raised her right
    hand courteously, his lips twitching with laughter....

    She was decked in jewels, priced at nineteen thousand dollars, the
    gift of the king. She was garbed in one of the triumphant gowns
    that the women of the hour termed a "fighting dress." So radiant
    an apparition was she, so dazzling at the first minute of
    surprise, that even her enemies could not libel her beauty. After
    she was presented to the king, she was duly presented to Mesdames,
    to the Dauphin, to the Children of France.

Marie had won. For the next five years she was the real Queen of
France. And, during that time, she cost the French nation, in cold
cash, something over seven million dollars.

She was not at all on the style of the Pompadour, who had yearned to
meddle in politics. Marie cared nothing for politics, except to help
out her army of friends and dependents. She had no ambitions. She had
not even craved on her own account to be the king's ~maitresse en
titre~. All she wanted was to have a good time. And she had it. The
pleasure was all hers. The French people did the paying; until, years
later, they exacted bloody settlement of the score.

Pompadour had worn out her life trying to "amuse the unamusable," to
find novelties that would entertain the king. Marie did nothing of the
sort. Instead, she demanded that the king amuse her. Pompadour had
sought to sway the destinies of nations. Marie was quite happy if she
could spend the revenues of her own nation.

She treated Louis in a way that caused the court to gasp with horror.
She scolded him shrilly; petted him, in public, as if he had been her
peasant spouse; and always addressed him as "France." He enjoyed it.
It was a novelty.

Once, when she was giving an informal breakfast with a dozen or more
nobles as guests, she ordered the king to make the coffee. Amused, he
obeyed. She took one sip of the royal-brewed beverage, then tossed the
cup into the fireplace, exclaiming:

"France, your coffee is as insipid as your talk!"

All political matters she turned over to d'Aiguillon, who was the
clique's spokesman. To please him, and to "get even" for old scores,
she caused the ruin of Choiseul.

The mode of Choiseul's downfall is interesting as a side light on
court intrigue. The clique taught Marie how to poison the king's
ever-suspicious mind against the prime minister, and she did so with
great success. Thanks to her, Louis was held to believe that Choiseul,
feeling his power over the monarch slipping, was planning a war scare
with Spain, so that he could prove his seeming worth to the kingdom of
France by dispelling the cloud.

The clique--having access, through a spy, to all of Choiseul's
correspondence--resorted to a fairly ingenious trick. At Marie's
suggestion, Choiseul's secretary was summoned to the palace. He was in
the clique's pay. Before the king, he was questioned as to what he
knew about Choiseul's affairs.

The man, with an air of mystery, answered that he knew nothing of
them, but that he would give his majesty one hint--let the king
request Choiseul to write a letter to Spain, assuring that nation of
France's peaceful intent. Should Choiseul do so without comment, it
would show he was not plotting a war scare, as charged. But should he
hesitate--well, what could that prove, instead?

The plotters already knew that Choiseul had that very day sent a
letter to Spain, proposing the mutual signing of a declaration of
peace between the nations. The king requested his minister to send a
letter that was almost identical with the one he had already written
and dispatched. Naturally Choiseul hesitated. And the work was done.

Yet, out of careless good nature--she would not have bothered to harm
anybody, politically or otherwise, if she had had her own way--Marie
insisted that the king settle a liberal pension on the fallen
minister; this despite the fact that Choiseul and his sister, Madame
de Grammont, had both worked with all their might and main to block
her rise.

She was good, too--as they all were--to her mother. She presented the
horrible old woman with two or three estates and a generous income.
She did the same for her titular husband, Guillaume, Comte du Barry.
Her lightest fancy was enough to make or wreck any Frenchman.
Everybody, high or low, was at her mercy. People of the bluest blood
vied for chances to win her favor.

The Chevalier de la Morliere dedicated his book on Fatalism to her.
The Duc de Tresmes, calling on her, sent in a note: "The monkey of
Madame la Comtesse begs an audience." The Dauphin--afterward Louis
XVI.--and Marie Antoinette, the Dauphiness, were forced to abase
themselves before this vulgarian woman whom they loathed. She reigned
supreme.

Extravagant as Pompadour had been, Marie was tenfold more so. She not
only made the king gratify her every crazy whim, but she spent much
time inventing crazy whims for him to gratify. If anything on sale was
costly enough, she wanted it, whether it was pretty or hideous. All
Marie demanded was that the article should be beyond the reach of any
one else. In consequence, people who wanted to please her used to
shower her with gifts more noteworthy for cost and for unusualness
than for beauty. And one of these gifts chanced to be a jet-black and
quaintly deformed ten-year-old slave boy, from Bengal. The slave's
native name was unpronounceable, and the Prince of Conti--who had
bought him from a sea captain and presented him to Marie--renamed him
Louis Zamore.

Marie was delighted with the boy--as soon as she heard the price paid
for him, and that he was the only one of his species in France. She
dressed him in outlandish Eastern garb, and she used to tease him into
screeching rages, as a mischievous child might tease a monkey. The
slave child grew to detest his lovely owner. Remember Louis Zamore,
please. He will come back into the story.

Here is a correct, but incomplete, list of Marie's personal
expenditures during the five years of her reign as brevet queen of
France:

    To goldsmiths and jewelers, four Hundred and twenty-four thousand
    dollars; to merchants of silks, laces, linens, millinery, one
    hundred and forty-seven thousand five hundred dollars; for
    furniture, pictures, vases, et cetera, twenty-three thousand five
    hundred dollars; to gilders, sculptors, workers in marble,
    seventy-five thousand dollars. On her estate at Luciennes--whose
    chateau was built in three months by the architect Ledoux, whom
    she thrust into the Academy for doing it--she spent sixty-five
    thousand dollars.

ZThe heirs of one firm of creditors were, as late as 1836, still
claiming the sum of one hundred and thirty thousand dollars from her
estate. She had "state dresses, hooped dresses, dresses sur ~la
consideration, robes de toilette~;" dresses costing two hundred
dollars, four hundred dollars, six hundred dollars, and one thousand
dollars; dresses with a base of silver strewn with clusters of
feathers; dresses striped with big bars of gold; mosaic dresses shot
with gold and adorned with myrtle; and riding habits of white Indian
silk that cost twelve hundred dollars.

She had dresses whose elaborate embroidery alone cost twenty-one
hundred dollars. Her dressing gowns had lace on them worth five
hundred dollars and eight hundred dollars. She had cuffs of lace
costing one hundred and twenty-five dollars, point-lace caps valued at
three hundred dollars, and ~point Argentan~ costumes at eighteen
hundred dollars. She ordered gold ornaments and trinkets of all sorts
galore. Roettiers, the goldsmith, received an order from her for a
toilet set of solid gold--for which she had a sudden whim. The
government advanced twelve thousand ounces of gold for it.

Boehmer, the Paris jeweler, knowing of her love for ultra-costly
things, made up for her a huge diamond necklace, of a heterogeneous
mass of many-carat diamonds, arranged with regard to show and wholly
without a thought of good taste. The necklace was so big and so
expensive that Marie declared at once she must have it. Louis
willingly consented to buy it for her; but he died before the purchase
was made, and Boehmer was left with the ugly treasure loop on his
hands. Long afterward he tried to sell it to Marie Antoinette. And
from that transaction rose the mystery of "The Queen's Necklace,"
which did much to hasten the French Revolution.

In the spring of 1774, as King Louis and Marie were driving toward
Versailles, they saw a pretty girl in a wayside field, gathering grass
for her cow. Louis greeted the girl with a fatherly smile. The girl
looked back at him with perfect indifference.

Piqued at such unwonted contempt for his royal self, the king got out
of his carriage, waddled across to where the girl stood, and kissed
her. The reason she had seemed indifferent was because she was dazed.
The reason she was dazed was that she was in the early stages of
smallpox.

Louis caught the infection and died a few days later.

The first act of Louis XVI.--the king's grandson and successor--was to
order Marie to a convent. Later he softened the decree by allowing her
to live at Luciennes, or anywhere else outside a ten-mile radius from
Paris.

Then it was that the fallen favorite met Cosse once more. And their
old-time love story recommenced, this time on a less platonic footing.
She kept her title of "Comtesse," and had enough money--as she paid
few of her debts--to live in luxury; still beautiful, still loved,
still moderately young.

The Revolution burst forth. Marie enrolled herself as a stanch
loyalist. Hearing that the king and queen were pressed for funds, she
wrote to Marie Antoinette:

    Luciennes is yours, madame. All that I possess comes to me from
    the royal family; I am too grateful ever to forget it. The late
    king, with a sort of presentiment, forced me to accept a thousand
    precious objects. I have had the honor of making you an inventory
    of these treasures--I offer them to you with eagerness. You have
    so many expenses to meet, and benefits without number to bestow.
    Permit me, I entreat you, to render unto Caesar that which is
    Caesar's.

When the king and queen were beheaded, she secretly wore black for
them. Also, she made a trip to England, where she tried to sell some
of her jewels to help the royalist cause. All these things were duly
repeated to the revolutionary government by Louis Zamore, her
Bengalese servant.

One evening she was expecting a visit from Cosse. But midnight came,
and he had not appeared.

"Go down the road," she ordered Zamore, who had just returned from an
errand to Paris, "and see if you can catch sight of him."

"I can show him to you--or part of him--without troubling to do that,"
retorted Zamore, with sudden insolence.

Whipping one hand from behind his back, he tossed on the floor at
Marie's feet the head of her lover. Cosse had been guillotined that
day. Zamore, in return for certain information to the government, had
received the head as a gift.

The information he had given led to Marie's arrest on the following
charges:

"Having wasted the treasures of the state, conspiring with the enemies
of the Republic, and having, in London, worn mourning for the late
King."

Marie was sentenced to death, on December 7, 1793, and was beheaded
the same day. Almost alone of all the Frenchwomen thus put to death,
she turned coward at the last. The strain of peasant blood came to the
fore. And where aristocrats rode smiling to the scaffold, Marie du
Barry behaved like a panic-stricken child. She fell on her knees and
begged for her life. She told where every article of value she
possessed was buried, in her garden. If she thought thus to buy back
her life, she did not understand the souls of such men as her captors.

They heard her to the end, jotting down the directions for finding her
treasure. Then she was put into the tumbril, and was started on her
way to the scaffold. The journey led past the old millinery shop where
she had once worked. As she caught sight of its sign, she screamed
out, twice.

The crowd had long ago grown accustomed to the sight of death. Now
they seemed to awaken to the fact that they were about to kill a
woman, a wondrous beautiful woman, at that. A sigh of pity ran through
the throng. The driver in charge of the tumbril, fearing a riot and a
rescue, whipped up the horses and drove on with his load. There were
others besides Madame du Barry in the death wagon.

The cart reached the scaffold at four-thirty in the afternoon. Marie
was the first to mount the steps to the guillotine.

Says De Goncourt, her biographer:

"They heard her on the steps of the scaffold, lost and desperate, mad
with anguish and terror, struggling, imploring, begging for mercy,
crying, 'Help! Help!' like a woman being assassinated by robbers."

Then fell the ax edge. And Marie's seven-million-dollar debt to the
people of France was paid.




CHAPTER TEN

"THE MOST GORGEOUS LADY BLESSINGTON"


She was the ugly duckling of a family of seven beautiful children--the
children of queer old "Shiver-the-Frills" Power, of Tipperary. Her
name was Marguerite. Her father picked out a pretty name for the
homely girl and then considered his duty done.

Marguerite was a great trial to everybody; to her good-looking
brothers and lovely sisters; to Shiver-the-Frills, who was bitterly
chagrined that his record for beauteous offspring should have been
marred by so hideous an exception; to the family governess, who
wouldn't even take the trouble to teach her to read; to the neighbors,
whose joy in beauty she offended. Altogether, Marguerite was taught to
consider herself a mistake. It is a lesson that children learn with
pitiful readiness. Perhaps the mystic "Unpardonable Sin" consists in
teaching them such a damnable doctrine.

Her father's baptismal name was not really Shiver-the-Frills, though
nobody ever spoke of him by any other term. He had been christened
Edmund, and he was a squireen of the Tipperary village of Knockbrit.
He was a local magistrate, and he fulfilled his magisterial office
almost as well as a mad dog might have done.

He had an insane temper. He did not confine this to his home--where he
beat his children and servants most unmercifully--but aired it on the
bench as well. Notably when, in a rage, he lawlessly commandeered a
troop of dragoons and galloped over Tipperary and Waterford Counties
with them, hunting down and killing peasants who had stirred his anger
to maniac heat by some petty uprising.

He was a dandy--<DW2>--macaroni--toff--whatever you choose, too; in a
tarnished and down-at-heel way. And from his habit of eternally
shaking out his dirty shirt ruffles and lace wristbands, in order to
keep them from hanging limply, he was called "Shiver-the-Frills."

Marguerite's home life was one unbroken hell. Starvation,
shabby-genteel rags, beatings, and full-flavored curses were her daily
portion. A kind-hearted neighbor, Miss Anne Dwyer, took pity on the
poor, abused little ugly duckling and taught her to read and write.
But for this, she would have grown up too ignorant to pass the very
simplest literacy test.

And an odd use the child proceeded to make of her smattering of
education. Before she could spell correctly, she began to write
stories. These she would read aloud by the peat smolder, on winter
evenings, to her awed brothers and sisters, who looked on such an
accomplishment as little short of super-natural.

Wonderful stories she wrote, all about princesses who had all the
clothes they could wear and who could afford three square meals, with
real butter, every single day of their lives; and about princes who
never swore at or beat children or flew into crazy rages or even
fluttered dirty ruffles.

The girl's gift at story writing gave her a higher place in the family
esteem than she had ever enjoyed before. So did another miracle which
came to pass when Marguerite was about twelve. She grew pretty. The
ugly duckling, in less than a single year, developed from repulsive
homeliness into a striking beauty. In fact, by the time she was
fourteen, she was far and away the loveliest of all the "exquisite
Power sisters."

Then began her career of super-woman. For, with dawning beauty, came
an access of the elusive charm that sets Marguerite's type apart from
the rest of womankind. And men were swift to recognize her claim to
their worship. The swains whom Shiver-the-Frills allowed to visit his
tumble-down mansion paid court to her instead of to her sisters. The
fame of her reached the near-by garrison town of Clonmel, and brought
a host of young redcoat officers swarming to the Knockbrit house.

Of these officers, two soon put themselves far in the van of all other
contestants. They were Captain Murray and Captain Maurice St. Leger
Farmer. Murray was a jolly, happy-go-lucky, penniless chap, lovable
and ardent. The kindest thing one can say about Captain Farmer is that
he was more than half insane.

Marguerite met Captain Murray's courtship more than halfway. But
Shiver-the-Frills told the sighing, but impecunious, swain to keep
off, and ordered Marguerite to marry Farmer, who had a snug fortune.
Marguerite very naturally objected. Shiver-the-Frills flew into a
ready-made rage and frightened the poor youngster almost to death by
his threats of what should befall her if she did not change her mind.

So, cowed into submission, she meekly agreed to marry Farmer. And
marry him she did, in 1805, when she was but fifteen.

It was an early marrying age, even in that era of early marriages.
Many years had passed since Sheridan's metrical toast "to the maiden
of bashful fifteen." And, as now, a girl of fifteen was deemed too
young for wedlock. But all this did not deter old Shiver-the-Frills
from a laudable firmness in getting rid of the daughter he hated. So
he married her off--to a man who ought to have been in an insane
asylum; in an asylum for the criminally insane, at that.

If Marguerite's life at Knockbrit had been unhappy, her new life was
positive torture. Farmer's temper was worse than Shiver-the-Frills.
And he added habitual drunkenness to his other allurements.

There is no profit in going into full details of Marguerite's horrible
sojourn with him. One of his milder amusements was to pinch her until
the blood spurted from her white flesh. He flogged her as he never
dared flog his dogs. And he used to lock her for days in an unheated
room, in winter, with nothing to eat or drink.

Marguerite stood it as long as she could. Then she ran away. You can
imagine how insufferable she had found Farmer, when I say she went
back by choice to her father's house.

Shiver-the-Frills greeted the unhappy girl with one of his dear old
rages. His rage was not leveled at the cur who had so vilely misused
her, but against the young wife who had committed the crime of
deserting her husband.

Not being of the breed that uses bare fingers to test the efficiency
of buzz-saws, I neither express, nor so much as dare to cherish in
secret, any opinion whatsoever on the theme of Woman's Rights. But it
is a wholly safe and noncontroversial thing to say that the fate of
woman at large, and especially of husband-deserters, to-day, is
paradise by comparison with what it was a century ago. For leaving a
husband who had not refused to harbor her, Marguerite became in a
measure an outcast. She could not divorce Farmer; she could not make
him support her, unless she would return to him. She was eyed askance
by the elect. Her own family felt that she was smirched.

Shiver-the-Frills cursed her roundly, and is said to have assumed the
heavy-father role by ordering her to leave his ramshackle old house.
Without money, without protector, without reputation, she was cast
adrift.

There was no question of alimony, of legal redress, of freedom; the
laws were all on Farmer's side. So was public opinion. Strange to say,
no public benefactor even took the trouble to horsewhip the husband.
He was not even ostracized from his own circle for his treatment to
his girl wife.

Remember, this was in the earliest years of the nineteenth century,
and in a country where many people still regarded wife-beating as a
healthful indoor sport. Less than three decades had elapsed since a
man immortalized by Thackeray had made the proud boast that, during
the first year of his married life, he had never, when sober, struck
his wife in anger. Nor was it so very long after the Lord Chief
Justice of England handed down an official decision that a man might
legally "punish his wife with a rod no thicker than his lordship's
thumb." Whereat, one woman inquired anxiously whether his lordship
chanced to suffer from gouty swelling of the hands. Oh, it was a merry
time and a merry land--for women--this "Merrie England of the good old
days!"

Marguerite vanished from home, from friends, from family. And a blank
space follows. In the lives of scores of super-women--of Lola Montez,
Marie de Chevreuse, Lady Hamilton, Adah Menken, Peg Woffington,
Adrienne Lecouvreur, even of Cleopatra--there was somewhere a
hiatus,--a "dark spot" that they would never afterward consent to
illumine. And such a line of asterisks sheared its way across
Marguerite's page at this point.

She is next heard of as leading a charmingly un-nun-like existence at
Cahair, and, two years later, at Dublin. At the Irish metropolis, she
enamored the great Sir Thomas Lawrence, whose portrait of her is one
of his most famous paintings, and one that is familiar to nearly
everybody. The picture was painted in 1809 when Marguerite was just
twenty and in the early prime of her beauty.

She had ever a knack of enslaving army men, and her next wooer--in
fact, Lawrence's lucky rival--was an Irish captain, one Jenkins. She
and Jenkins fell very seriously in love with each other. There was
nothing at all platonic in their relations.

Jenkins was eager to marry Marguerite. And when he found he could not
do so, because of the trifling obstacle that her husband was alive, he
sought a chance to put Captain Maurice St. Leger Farmer out of the
road. But he was a square sort of chap, in his way, this lovelorn
Jenkins. He balked at the idea of murder, and a duel would have put
him in peril of losing Marguerite by dying. So he let Farmer severely
alone, and contented himself by waiting impatiently until the drunken
husband-emeritus should see fit to die.

And, until that happy hour should come, he declared that Marguerite
was at least his wife in the eyes of Heaven. Startingly novel mode of
gluing together the fragments of a fractured commandment! But the
strange part of the affair is that Captain Jenkins' eminently
respectable family consented to take the same view of the case and
publicly welcomed Marguerite as the captain's legal wife.

And so, for a time, life went on. Marguerite was as nearly respectable
as the laws of her time gave her the right to be. Jenkins was all
devotion. She was moderately well received in local society, and she
kept on winning the hearts of all the men who ventured within her
sway.

Then into her life swirled Charles John Gardiner, Earl of Blessington,
one of the most eccentric and thoroughly delightful figures of his
day.

Blessington was an Irish peer, a widower, a man of fashion. He had a
once-enormous rent roll, that had been sadly honeycombed by his mad
extravagances, but that still totaled one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars a year.

What chance had the worthy, but humble, Captain Jenkins against this
golden-tinged whirlwind wooer? And the answer to that conundrum is the
same that serves for the question concerning the hackneyed snowball in
the Inferno. Blessington swept Marguerite off her feet, bore her away
from the protesting captain and installed her in a mansion of her own.

Then, too late, came the happy event for which Jenkins and Marguerite
had so optimistically been looking. In October, 1817, Captain Maurice
St. Leger Farmer joined some boon companions in an all-night orgy in
the upper room of a pothouse. Farmer waxed so much drunker than usual
that he mistook the long window of the loom for the door. Bidding his
friends good-by, he strolled out of the window into space. Being a
heavier-than-air body, in spite of the spirits that buoyed him up, he
drifted downward into the courtyard below, breaking his miserable
neck.

Marguerite was free. Jenkins hastened to her and besought her to marry
him, offering her an honorable name and a place in the world, and
pointing out to her how much better off she would be in the long run
as Mrs. Captain Jenkins than as the brevet bride of a dissolute earl.

But Blessington had by this time become the helpless thrall of
Marguerite's charm. As soon as he heard of Farmer's death, he whisked
her off to church and married her. And, by way of doing all things
handsomely, he soothed the disconsolate Jenkins' feelings with a
fifty-thousand-dollar check; thereby securing firm title to the good
will and fixtures of the previous tenant of his wife's heart.

The earl took his new wife to his ancestral home, at Mountjoy Forest.
And there the couple kept open house, spending money like drunken
sailors, and having a wonderful time. It was the first chance
Marguerite had ever had for spending any large amount of money. She so
well improved her opportunities along this line, and got such splendid
results therefrom, that she was nicknamed by a flowery Irish admirer
"the most gorgeous Lady Blessington." And the name stuck to her, to
her delight, all through life.

Blessington had always been extravagant. Now, goaded on by Marguerite,
he proceeded to make the Prodigal Son look like Gaspard the Miser. One
of his lesser expenditures was the building of a theater on his own
estate, that he and Marguerite might satisfy to the full their love
for amateur theatricals.

At this theater they and their friends were the only performers, and
their friends were the only spectators. The performances must have
been gems of histrionic and literary excellence, and a rare delight to
every one concerned. It would have been worth walking barefoot for
miles to witness one of them.

For the actors were bound by a list of hard-and-fast rules devised and
written out by Lord Blessington himself. You may judge the rest of
these rules by the first, which read:

    Every gentleman shall be at liberty to avail himself of the words
    of the author, in case his own invention fails him.

One's heart warms to the genius who could frame that glorious rule for
stage dialogue.

But Marguerite was of no mind to be mured up in an Irish country
house, with perhaps an occasional trip to Dublin. She had begun to
taste life, and she found the draft too sweet to be swallowed in sips.
She made Blessington take a house in St. James' Square, in London.

There, for the next three years, she was the reigning beauty of the
capital. Her salons were the most brilliant spots in the London
season. Her loveliness made her and her home a center of admiration.

She had more than good looks; more, even, than charm. She had brains,
and she had true Irish wit; a wit that flashed and never stung. She
had, too, the knack of bringing out the best and brightest elements in
everyone around her. So, while men adored her, women could not bring
themselves to hate her.

She was in her element, there in London. But Blessington was not in
his. He enjoyed it all; but he was no longer young, and he had led a
lightning-rapid life. So, though he was ever a willing performer, the
merciless pace began to tell on him.

Marguerite was quick to notice this. And she suggested that a nice,
long, lazy tour of the Continent might brace him up. Marguerite's
lightest suggestions were her husband's laws. So to the Continent they
went, and London mourned them.

They set off in August, 1822. "No Irish nobleman," says one
biographer, "and certainly no Irish king, ever set out on his travels
with such a retinue of servants, with so many vehicles and appliances
of all kinds to ease, to comfort, and the luxurious enjoyment of
travel."

They planned to go by easy stages, stopping wherever they chose and
for as long as the fancy held them. They traveled in a way a modern
pork-king might envy.

One day in Paris, at the races, Lady Blessington exclaimed:

"There is the handsomest man I have ever seen!"

One of the throng of adorers hanging about the Blessington box
confessed to knowing the stranger, and he was accordingly sent off
posthaste to bring the "handsomest man" to the box. The personage who
was so lucky as to draw forth this cry of admiration from Marguerite
was at that time but eighteen years old. Yet already he was one of the
most noted--or notorious--men-about-town in all Europe.

He was Alfred Guillaume Gabriel, Count d'Orsay, a typical Ouida hero.
He was six feet in height, with broad shoulders, small hands and feet,
hazel eyes, and chestnut hair. He was an all-round athlete--could
ride, fence, box, skate, shoot,--and so on, through the whole list of
sports. He was a brilliant conversationalist. He could draw. He could
paint. He was a sculptor. And at none of these things was he an
amateur, but as good as most front-rank professionals. He was later to
win fame as the premier man of fashion of the period. A once
celebrated book, "The Complete Dandy," had d'Orsay for its hero.
Everybody who came in touch with the youthful paragon fell victim to
his magnetism, and even Lord Blessington--who should have been wise
enough to see what was coming--was no exception.

Young D'Orsay, at Marguerite's instigation, was invited to go along
with the Blessingtons on the rest of their travels. He accepted. This
meant his resignation from his regiment, which was at that moment
under orders to leave France to invade Spain. He threw over his
military career without a qualm. He had fallen in love at sight with
"the most gorgeous Lady Blessington," who was fourteen years his
senior. And, at sight, she had fallen in love with him. It was the
love of her life.

The party moved on to Genoa. Here they met Lord Byron, who had found
England a chilly abiding place, after the disgraceful affair that had
parted him from his wife. Byron was charmed by Lady Blessington's
beauty and cleverness, and spent a great deal of time with the
Blessington party of tourists.

D'Orsay he liked immensely, once referring to him as "a Greek god
returned to earth." Marguerite he frankly adored. And--so far as one
knows--that was all the good it did him. With a wonder youth of the
D'Orsay type ever at her side, Lady Blessington was not likely to lose
her sophisticated heart to a middle-aged, lame man, whose power over
women was at this time largely confined to girls in their teens. But
Byron was the greatest living poet, as well as the greatest living
charlatan. And Marguerite consented to be amused, in desultory
fashion, by his stereotyped form of heart siege; even though his
powers of attack were no longer sufficient to storm the citadel.

Still, the time passed pleasantly enough at Genoa; and Byron salved
his bruised vanity by wheedling Lord Blessington into buying his
yacht--a boat that the poet had long and vainly tried to get rid of.
Faring better with "my lord" than with "my lady," he sold the boat at
a fancy figure.

There was a farewell banquet, at which he drank much. Then the
Blessingtons and D'Orsay departed from Genoa--on the white-elephant
yacht. And Byron stood on the quay and wept aloud as they sailed off.

They went to Rome. But the Eternal City somehow did not appeal to Lady
Blessington. So they gave it what would now be vulgarly termed "the
once over," and passed on to Naples. Here, Marguerite was delighted
with everything. The trio took a Naples house, and lived there for two
and a half years.

The mansion Lord Blessington rented was the Palazzo Belvidere--which
cost him an enormous sum. But, like an automobile, the initial price
was the smallest item of its expense. Marguerite, perhaps to atone to
herself for the squalor of her rickety girlhood home, declared the
place would not be fit to live in until it had been refitted according
to her ideas. Her ideas cost a fortune to carry out. But when at last
the work was done, she wrote that the palazzo was "one of the most
delicious retreats in the world." She also hit on a thoroughly unique,
if costly, scheme for sight-seeing. For example, when she visited
Herculaneum, it was with the archaeologist, Sir William Gell, as guide.
When she went to museums and art galleries, she took along as showman
such celebrities as Unwin, the painter, Westmacott, the sculptor, or
the antiquary, Milligan. And when she visited the observatory, it was
under the guidance of Sir John Herschel and the Italian astronomer
Piazzi. More than one of these notables sighed hopelessly for her
love.

From Naples the party went to Florence. Here Walter Savage Landor met
Marguerite. And he was little behind Byron in his appreciation of her
charms.

By this time--nay, long before this time--people had begun to talk,
and to talk quite distinctly. Marguerite did not care to be the butt
of international gossip, so she enlisted her husband's aid in an
effort to silence the scandalous tongues. Blessington's mode of doing
this was highly characteristic of the most eccentric man living. He
promptly offered to make D'Orsay his heir, if the latter would marry
Lord Blessington's fifteen-year-old-daughter, the earl's only living
child by his first wife. D'Orsay did not object. It mattered little to
him whom he married. The girl was sent for to come to Florence, and
there she and D'Orsay were made man and wife.

The trio thus enlarged to a quartet, all hands next set off for Paris.
Lady Blessington learned that the house of Marechal Ney was vacant,
and she made her husband take it at a staggering rental. And again she
was not satisfied until the place had been done over from top to
bottom. The job was finished in three days, the army of workmen
receiving triple pay for quadruple speed. Lady Blessington's own room
was designed by her husband. He would not allow her to see it until
everything was in readiness for her. This is her own description of it:

    The bed, which is silvered instead of gilt, rests on the backs of
    two large silver swans, so exquisitely sculptured that every
    feather is in alto-relievo, and looks nearly as fleecy as those of
    a living bird. The recess in which it is placed is lined with
    white fluted silk, bordered with blue embossed lace; and from the
    columns that support the frieze of the recess, pale-blue silk
    curtains, lined with white, are hung; which, when drawn, conceal
    the recess altogether.... A silvered sofa has been made to fit the
    side of the room opposite the fireplace.

    Pale-blue carpets, silver lamps, ornaments silvered to
    correspond.... The salle de bain is draped with white muslin
    trimmed with lace.... The bath is of white marble, inserted in the
    floor, with which its surface is level. On the ceiling a painting
    of Flora scattering flowers with one hand, while from the other is
    suspended an alabaster lamp in the form of a lotus.

It was in this house that Lord Blessington died, of apoplexy, in 1829;
perhaps after a glimpse of the bills for renovating the place.

Marguerite, on his death, was left with a jointure in his
estate--which estate by this time had dwindled to fifty thousand
dollars per annum. Her sole share of it was
seven-thousand-five-hundred dollars a year, and the Blessington town
house in London.

All along, D'Orsay and his wife had been living with the Blessingtons.
When Lady Blessington came back to England, they accompanied her, and
the three took up their odd form of life together at Gore House, in
Kensington--Albert Hall now stands on its site--for Marguerite could
not afford to keep up the Blessington mansion.

She tried to eke out her income by writing, for she still had the pen
gift that had so awed her brothers and sisters. One of her first
pieces of work was a book based on her talks with Byron, back in the
Genoa days. The ~New Monthly Magazine~ first printed serially this
capitalization of a dead romance. The volume later came out as
"Conversations With Byron." And, of all Marguerite's eighteen books,
this is, perhaps, the only one now remembered.

She was engaged, at two-thousand-five-hundred dollars a year, to
supply a newspaper with society items. Then, too, she edited "Gems of
Beauty," a publication containing portraits of fair women, with a
descriptive verse written by her under each picture--straight hack
work. Altogether, she made about five thousand dollars a year by her
pen; a goodly income for a woman writer in her day--or in any day, for
that matter.

Among her novels were "Meredith," "Grace Cassidy," "The Governess,"
and "The Victims of Society." You have never read any of them, I
think. If you tried to, as did I, they would bore you as they bored
me. They have no literary quality; and their only value is in their
truthful depiction of the social life of her times.

She did magazine work, too, and wrote for such chaste publications as
~Friendship's Offering~, ~The Amulet~, ~Keepsakes~, and others of like
mushiness of name and matter.

Once more her salons were the talk of all England, and once more the
best men crowded to them. But no longer did the best women frequent
the Blessington receptions. The scandal that had been hushed by the
sacrifice of the earl's daughter to a man who loved her stepmother had
blazed up fresh when the D'Orsays went to live at Gore House with
Marguerite. And women fought shy of the lovely widow.

It is one of the mysteries of the ages that so canny an old libertine
as Lord Blessington should have been hood-winked by D'Orsay and
Marguerite. There is no clew to it, except--perhaps he was not fooled.
Perhaps he was too old, too sick, too indifferent to care.

And when D'Orsay's unhappy young wife, in 1838, refused to be a party
any longer to the disgusting farce and divorced her husband, the
gossip-whispers swelled to a screech. The wife departed; D'Orsay
stayed on.

There is every reason to think Marguerite was true to her young "Greek
God." But if so, it was not for lack of temptation or opportunity to
be otherwise. In her late forties and early fifties, she was still
"the most gorgeous Lady Blessington," still as lovely, as magnetic, as
adorable as in her teens.

Among the men who delighted to honor her salons with their frequent
presence--and more than one of them made desperate love to their
hostess--were Bulwer, Dickens, Thackeray, Sir Robert Peel, Captain
Marryat, Brougham, Landseer, Tom Moore, Disraeli, and many another
genius.

Disraeli--one day to rule British politics as Lord Beaconsfield--was
at that time merely a brilliant politician and an almost equally
brilliant novelist. There is a story--I don't vouch for it--that,
piqued at Marguerite's coldness toward himself, Disraeli revenged
himself by portraying D'Orsay right mercilessly as "Count Mirabeau,"
in his "Henrietta Temple."

Landor was drawn by her lure into returning to England. The aged Duke
of Wellington, too, was a guest at her more informal "at homes."
Marguerite used such influence as she possessed over the duke to
persuade him to let D'Orsay paint his portrait. So well did the
picture turn out that the duke cried in delight:

"At last I've been painted as a gentleman!"

To the Blessington salons came an American, a man whose clothes were
the hopeless envy of Broadway, and whose forehead curl was imitated by
every Yankee dandy who could afford to buy enough pomatum to stick a
similar curl to his own brow. He was N. P. Willis. You don't even
start at the name. Yet that name used to thrill your grandmother.
Willis was a writer; and gained more temporary fame for less good work
than any other author our country has produced.

During a tour of England, he was fortunate enough to receive an
invitation to call on Lady Blessington. And thereafter he called
almost every day. He fairly raved over her.

"She is one of the most lovely and fascinating women I have ever
known!" he wrote.

Then he wrote more; he wrote a story of something that happened at one
of her soirees. He sent it to an American paper, never dreaming it
would ever be seen in England. But the story was reprinted in an
English magazine. And D'Orsay showed Willis the door.

Another visitor to Gore House was a pallid, puffy princeling, out of a
job and out of a home. He was Louis Napoleon, reputed nephew of
Napoleon the Great; and he was one day to reign as Napoleon III.,
Emperor of the French. In the meantime, exiled from France, he knocked
around the world, morbidly wondering where his next suit of ready-made
clothes was to come from. He even visited the United States, for a
while, teaching school at Bordentown, New Jersey, and sponging for
loans and dinners from the Jumels and other people kindly disposed to
the Bonaparte cause.

Just now he was in England, living, when he could, on borrowed money,
and sometimes earning a few shillings by serving as special policeman
outside of big houses where dances or receptions were in progress. Out
of the few English homes open to the prince was Marguerite
Blessington's.

Marguerite and D'Orsay took him in, fed him, lent him money, and did a
thousand kindnesses to the poor, outlawed fellow. You shall learn in a
few minutes how he repaid their generosity.

While Marguerite had a talent for writing, she had a positive genius
for spending money. And where talent and genius clash, there can be
only one final result. Her talent, as I have said, brought her about
five thousand dollars a year. Her income from her husband's estate was
a yearly seven-thousand-five-hundred dollars more. But how could
people like Marguerite and D'Orsay keep abreast of the social current
on a beggarly twelve-thousand-five-hundred dollars a year?

The foregoing is a question, not a flight of rhetoric. It has an
answer. And the answer is: they went into debt.

They threw away money; as apt pupils of the lamented Earl of
Blessington might readily have been expected to. When they had no more
money to pay with, they got credit. At first, this was easy enough.
Tradesmen, high and low, deemed it an honor to be creditors of the
all-popular Dowager Countess of Blessington, and of the illustrious
Count D'Orsay. And even after the tradesmen's first zest died down,
the couple were clever enough to arrange matters in such a way as to
keep right on securing goods for which they knew they never could hope
to pay.

Stripped of his glamour, his pretty tricks, and his social position,
D'Orsay shows up as an unadulterated dead beat, a sublimated
panhandler; while Marguerite's early experience in helping
Shiver-the-Frills ward off bailiffs and suchlike gold-seekers now
stood her in fine stead.

They were a grand pair. Their team-work was perfect. Between them,
they succeeded in rolling up debts amounting to more than
five-hundred-and-thirty-five-thousand dollars to tradesfolk alone.
D'Orsay, in addition to this, managed to borrow about sixty-five
thousand from overtrustful personal friends.

Thackeray is said to have drawn from them the inspiration of his
"Vanity Fair" essay on "How to Live on Nothing a Year." D'Orsay,
before consenting to let his wife divorce him, had stipulated that the
earl's daughter pay him a huge lump sum out of the Blessington estate.
He was also lucky at so-called games of chance, and his painting
brought in a good revenue. But all this money was swallowed up in the
bottomless gulf of extravagance.

Little by little, the tradesmen began to realize that they were never
going to be paid, and they banded together to force matters to a
crisis. In that era, debt was still punishable by imprisonment, and
prison gates were almost ready to unbar in hospitable welcome to
Marguerite and D'Orsay.

Like Dick Swiveller, who shut for himself, one by one, every avenue of
egress, from his home, by means of unpaid-for purchases in neighboring
streets, D'Orsay discovered that it was no longer safe to leave the
house. Officers with warrants lurked at the area railings of Gore
House. Tipstaves loitered on the front steps. All sorts of shabby
people seemed eager to come into personal contact with Alfred
Guillaume Gabriel, Count D'Orsay.

On Sunday alone--when the civil arm of the law rests--did the
much-sought-after couple dare emerge from the once-joyous house which
had grown to be their beleaguered castle. No longer could they
entertain, as of yore, least a rascally warrant-server slip into the
drawing-room in the guise of a guest.

Finally, the net tightened to such an extent that D'Orsay had great
ado to slip through its one gap; but slip through he did, and escaped
by night to France. Marguerite's wit arranged for his escape. And the
man who lately had disdained to take a week-end journey without a
half-dozen servants and a half score trunks was forced to run away in
the clothes he wore, and with single portmanteau. Marguerite joined
him at Boulogne, little better equipped than he.

Oh, but there were heartbreaking sights, in those days, in Boulogne,
in Calais, and in Havre! Englishmen who had fled their own country for
debt used to haunt the French seaboard, as being nearer their own dear
land than was Paris. They used to pace the esplanades or cower like
sick dogs on the quays, straining their eyes across the tumbled gray
water, to glimpse the far-off white cliffs of their homeland. They
would flock to the pier, when the Channel packets came in, longing for
the sight of a home face, dreading to be seen by some one who had
known them in sunnier days. Sneered at by the thrifty French, denied a
penny's worth of credit at the shops, they dragged out desolate lives,
fifty times more bitter than death.

It was no part of Marguerite's scheme to enroll D'Orsay and herself
among these hangdog exiles. She had ever built air-castles, and she
was still building them. She had wonderful plans for a career in
France.

She and D'Orsay had done much for Louis Napoleon in his days of
poverty. And now Louis Napoleon was President of France, and already
there were rumors that he would soon make himself emperor. He was the
Man of the Hour. And in his heyday of prosperity he assuredly could do
no less than find a high government office for D'Orsay and pour a
flood of golden coin into the lap of "the most gorgeous Lady
Blessington."

Let me save you from suspense by telling you that Louis Napoleon did
nothing of the sort. Indeed, he seemed much embarrassed and not at all
over-joyed by the arrival of his old benefactors in Paris. He made
them many glittering promises. But the Bank of Fools itself would have
had too much sense to discount such promises as Louis Napoleon was
wont to make.

Soon after their arrival in Paris, Marguerite learned that creditors
had swooped down upon Gore House, seizing it and all the countless art
treasures that filled it. House and contents went under the hammer,
and brought a bare sixty thousand dollars; not enough to pay one of
the D'Orsay-Blessington debts.

Marguerite was at the end of her career. She was sixty years old; her
beauty was going; her money was gone. She had ruled hearts; she had
squandered fortunes; she had gone through the "dark spot,"
(ninety-nine per cent of whose victims sink thence to the street,
while the hundredth has the amazing luck to emerge as a Super-Woman.)
She had listened to the love vows of men whose names are immortal. And
now she was old and fat and banished. Hope was dead.

A younger and stronger woman might readily have succumbed under such a
crisis. Certainly, Marguerite Blessington was in no condition to face
it. Soon after she arrived in Paris, she sickened and died.

D'Orsay had loved her with fairly good constancy, and he designed in
her honor a double-grave mausoleum of quaint design. And under that
mausoleum, at Chambourey, she was buried. Three years later, D'Orsay
was laid there at her side.

Super-woman and super-man, they had loved as had Cleopatra and Antony.
Only, in the latters' day, it was Rome's vengeance and not a
creditor-warrant that cut short such golden romances.




CHAPTER XI

MADAME RECAMIER

THE FROZEN-HEARTED ANGEL


Paris--the hopelessly mixed, ~sans-culotte~-philosopher new Paris
society of 1793--took a holiday from red slaughter and reflection on
the Rights of Man, and went to an odd wedding.

The wedding of a fifteen-year-old girl to a man of nearly fifty.
Probably, even in that less bromidic day, there were not lacking a few
hundred guests to commit the ancient wheeze anent May and December.
The girl was a beauty of the type that it tightens one's throat to
look at. And the man was an egregiously rich banker. So Paris deigned
to be interested; interested even into momentary forgetfulness of the
day's "List of the Condemned" and of Robespierre's newest patriotic
murder dreams.

The girl bride was Jeanne Francoise Julie Adelaide Bernard, daughter
of no less a dignitary than the Paris' receiver of taxes--a
mild-mannered and handsome man, weak and stupid, with a handsome and
steel-eyed wife, who was neither dull, weak, nor good.

The groom was Jacques Recamier--by profession a powerful banker, by
choice a middle-class Lothario. His father had sold hats at Lyons.
Recamier had been an intimate friend of the Bernards, forever at their
house, since a year or so before Jeanne had been born.

As the wedding party stood on the steps of the Hotel de Ville, after
the "civil ceremony"--so runs the story--a passing man halted and
gazed long and closely at Jeanne, in dumb admiration, studying every
line of her face and form. The gazer was a painter, Greuze by name.
And from Jeanne Recamier, as he saw her that day, he drew the
inspiration for the wonderful "~Jeune fille~" picture that made
him immortal.

The wedding party filed into a line of waiting carriages. But scarce had
the joyous cavalcade set out on its short journey when it was halted by
the passage of a truly horrible procession that just then emerged from a
cross street; a procession made up of scarecrow men and women, hideous
of visage, clad in rags, blood from the guillotine--around which they
had lately gathered, gloating--spattered on their clothes and unwashed
faces.

In the midst of the howling and huzzaing throng was a chair, carried
by supports on the shoulders of eight half-naked ~sans-culottes~.
And in this lofty chair crouched the most hideous figure in all that
vile gathering--a dwarfish, weirdly dressed man, his face disgustingly
marred by disease, his eyes glaring with the light of madness.

Around him gamboled the mob, screaming blessings and adulations,
strewing his bearers' way with masses of wilted flowers, filched from
the ~halls~.

Thus did Doctor Jean Paul Marat make his triumphal return home that
April day from the Convention, escorted by his worshipers--and fellow
beasts. Thus did his obscene retinue block the wedding procession of
dainty little Jeanne Recamier. Jean Paul Marat--for whose shrunken
chest, at that very moment, poor, politics-crazed Charlotte Corday was
sharpening the twenty-eight-cent case knife she had just bought.

An odd omen for the outset of married life; and vitally so to the
little new-wed Recamier girl, who had been brought up amid
superstitions.

Shall we glance at a short word picture of Jeanne, limned by a
contemporary?

"She has orange-tinted eyes, but they are without fire; pretty and
transparent teeth, but incapable of snapping; an ungainly waist;
coarse hands and feet; and complexion that is a bowl of milk wherein
float rose leaves."

Let me add to the sketch the established fact that, during the
seventy-one years of her life, no man so such as boasted that he had
received a caress or a love word from her. But don't lose interest in
her, please, on that account. Dozens of men would blithely have tossed
away their souls for the privilege of making that boast truthfully.
Failing, they nicknamed her "the angel of the frozen heart." Against
her, alone, perhaps of all super-women, no word of scandal was ever
breathed. (Chiefly, it has been claimed, for physical reasons.)

Let me touch, as briefly as I can, on a story at which Madame
Lenormand, her own cousin, broadly hints and which Turquan openly
declares true. Says the former, among other and closer comments on the
theme:

"Madame Recamier received from her husband but his name. His affection
was paternal. He treated as a daughter the woman who carried his
name."

Says Turquan:

"She was Recamier's daughter."

And so, by all testimony, she was. Years before, Recamier had had a
love affair with Madame Bernard; an affair that the stupid Bernard had
condoned, if he had known of its existence. Nor, said gossip of the
day, was it Madame Bernard's sole indiscretion.

Jeanne had been born. From her earliest babyhood, Recamier had all but
worshiped her. Not a day had passed but he had come to see her. He had
loaded her with toys, jewelry, candy. He had been her fairy godfather.
She had grown up calling him "Daddy Recamier."

Then came the Reign of Terror. Old Bernard's life was in considerable
danger. In fact he used to go to the guillotine daily to watch
executions, "that he might become used to his fate." Madame Bernard
was no fit guardian for a young and incredibly lovely girl in the
rotten Paris of that day.

So Recamier, rich and powerful, chose the surest means to safeguard
the daughter who was all the world to him. He went through a
meaningless "civil ceremony" with her; and installed her, with a
retinue of servants, in one-half of his big house. Then and thereafter
she was Madame Recamier in name alone; Recamier tenderly watching over
her, giving her every luxury money could buy, and observing with a
total absence of jealousy her innumerable conquests.

These conquests had begun, by the way, even before Jeanne's early
marriage. When she was but thirteen, a young man named Humblot had
fallen madly in love with her. To keep Jeanne from reciprocating his
flame, she had been packed off to a convent school.

Shortly after the marriage, the Reign of Terror simmered down to the
more peaceful if more corrupt Directory. Society reassembled on its
peak, after the years of guillotine-aided class leveling. And, in this
heterogeneous society, Jeanne blazed forth as a star. Says
Sainte-Beuve:

"The world Madame Recamier traversed at this period was very mixed and
very ardent."

To its adoration the girl bride lent an amused but wholly impersonal
ear. Vaguely she used to wonder why men wept at her feet and poured
forth their souls in noisy love for her. Their antics found no
response in her own untouched heart. Yet she found them interesting,
and therefore in a demure way she encouraged them. Not that such
encouragement was really needed.

Presently, out of the chaos of social and political conditions, arose
Napoleon Bonaparte. Yes, I know he appears unduly often in this
series. But he appeared unduly often in the lives of a score of
super-women--Madame Jumel, Elizabeth Paterson, Madamoiselle Georges,
Countess Potocka, and the rest--and his name is more often seen in all
history, written since 1790, than that of any other man. So be patient
if he crops up oftener than the balance of power seems to call for.

Napoleon, first as dictator and then as emperor, ruled France. As a
young man, he had been too poor and too busy to glance at any woman.
Now in his days of power and--for him--leisure, he amply made up for
such early defects. And presently his alternately pale and jet-black
eyes fell upon Jeanne Recamier. Forthwith, he began to make right
ardent love to her.

Napoleon, once and only once in all his strange career, had actually
lost his level head through love and had been carried by it out of his
cool, calculating self. That was when, as a lean, half-starved, hectic
young officer of artillery, he had met Josephine Beauharnais.

She was a Creole widow, much older than he. Much slush has been
written of her and her wrongs. History, from every source, tells
another story.

Napoleon used to meet Josephine at the house of the director, Barras,
where she held a somewhat equivocal position. Barras had begun to tire
of her. Her teeth were bad; she was beginning to wrinkle and grow
sallow; she was silly; she had absolutely nothing in common with the
late Mrs. Caesar.

To Napoleon, though, she was as a third-rate show to a country boy who
had never before visited the theatre. She was divine. Barras saw; and
he also saw a chance to rid himself of a burden and at the same time
to attach to himself a growingly useful friend.

Barras persuaded Josephine to marry Napoleon--whom she did not even
pretend to love--by saying that the young man had a great future.
Then, as a wedding present, he gave Napoleon command of the ragged,
mutinous Army of Italy.

Napoleon, after turning that army into such a fighting machine as the
world had never before known, thrashed Italy and Austria and came home
the hero and idol of the hour--to find, beyond all doubt or hope, that
Josephine was unfaithful to him! He ordered her out of his house. She
wept. Her family wept. Every one wept. Every one pleaded. Napoleon
shrugged his shoulders and let her stay. But ever thereafter he
treated her with mere friendly tolerance. His love for her was
stone-dead. And he amused himself wherever amusement could be found.
Also, when it suited his turn in after years he calmly divorced her.

"Lefebvre," said Napoleon, in Egypt, "what is Josephine doing at this
moment?"

"Weeping for your return," promptly babbled the future Duke of
Dantzig.

"Lefebvre," soulfully returned Napoleon, "you're a fool or a liar! Or
both. She is riding a white horse in the Bois, in the worst kind of
company she can find at such short notice."

Men of rank and wit were choking Madame Recamier's salon to
overflowing. She was the inaccessible goal of a hundred Don Juans'
ambitions. Grandees of the old and the new regime as well--aristocrats
of the noblesse--who would not deign to visit the Tuileries while the
Corsican adventurer held sway in that house of kings--all flocked to
the Recamier home and vied with one another to do Jeanne honor.

Her beauty, her siren charm, her snowy--or frosty--virtue were the
talk of France. What more natural than that Napoleon should seek out
this new paragon; that sheer conceit as well as genuine love should
make him burn to succeed where all the world had failed?

Other women--women whose houses he could not have entered, seven years
earlier, save as a dependent--were making fools of themselves over the
Man of Destiny. He had but to throw the handkerchief for a hundred
frail beauties to scramble for its possession. Irresistible, perfect
in power and in the serene knowledge of that power, he deigned to make
lazy love to Jeanne Recamier.

She was not used to lazy love-making. She did not understand it, but
took it for a mere new mannerism of the hypermanneristic emperor. Her
seeming indifference had the same effect on Napoleon as might a war
campaign that promised grave obstacles. It turned his idle fancy to
keen pursuit. Madame Recamier failed to be impressed. Napoleon,
thinking he must be mistaken in the idea that any living woman could
fail to be dazzled by his attentions, made his meaning quite clear.
Only to meet with a very good-humored but extremely definite rebuff
from his charmer.

It was past his understanding. He stooped to bribes; offering to put a
big share of the state finances through the Recamier bank, and, with
much pomp and ceremony, announcing the appointment of Madame Recamier
as one of the Empress Josephine's ladies in waiting.

This was a master stroke--a ~tour de force~--a knock-out--anything you
will. For, fat and curved-nosed bankers throughout the empire were
yelping for slices of the state finances. And the post of lady in
waiting was one for which nearly any woman of the court would gladly
have parted with all she no longer possessed.

Then came a shock; a rough, jarring shock; a shock worthy to be
administered by, instead of to, the Corsican himself. Madame Recamier
coldly refused the glittering offers; declined to be a lady in
waiting; and gave Napoleon to understand, in terms he could not
mistake, that she wanted nothing from him except unadulterated
absence.

It was probably the emperor's one heart rebuff.

In a burst of babyish fury, he--the ruler of France and the arbiter of
Europe's fate--crawled so low as to seek revenge on a harmless woman.

He first wrecked the Recamier bank, driving old Recamier to the verge
of ruin. Then he trumped up an asinine charge of treason or ~les
majeste~ or something equally absurd, against Jeanne. And on the
strength of it, he banished her from Paris.

It was a revenge well worthy the eccentric who could rule or ruin half
of Europe by a single convolution of his demigod brain; or could
screech in impotent fury at a valet for getting the wrong part in his
thin hair.

From Paris went the Recamiers; the banker seeking gently to console
his unhappy wife for the ruin she had so innocently wrought; and to
build up for her, bit by bit, a new fortune to replace the lost one.
Never by word or look did he blame her. And speedily he amassed enough
money to supply her again with the luxuries she loved.

To Lyons, the old home of both of them, they went; thence to Rome, and
then to Naples. In Italy, Jeanne met once more her dearest woman
friend; a ludicrously homely woman with the temper of a wet cat and a
tongue sharp enough to shave with; a complete foil, mentally and
facially, for her bosom friend, Jeanne.

This miracle of homeliness was Madame de Stael, author and futile
conspirator. For exercising the latter accomplishment, she had been
banished, like Jeanne, from Paris. So ugly was Madame de Stael that
when she once said to an ill-favored man:

"You abuse the masculine prerogative of homeliness," her hearers
laughed--at her, not at her victim.

In Italy, too, Jeanne met Prince Augustus of Prussia, prince-royal and
man of distinction and wealth. They met at a reception. Madame
Recamier and Madame de Stael were seated side by side on a sofa. After
the introductions, Prince Augustus seated himself between them,
remarking airily:

"I find myself placed between Wit and Beauty."

"And possessing neither," commented Madame de Stael, with her wonted
courtesy.

The prince, from that inauspicious start, became the infatuated slave
of Madame Recamier. He worshiped the ground she trod. He made no
secret of his devotion.

In those days the title of prince-royal carried real weight, and the
gulf between prince and commoner was well-nigh unbridgeable. Love made
Prince Augustus waive all this disparity. The fact that Madame
Recamier was a mere commoner grew to mean nothing to him. At the risk
of disgrace at home and of possible loss of rank and fortune, the
prince entreated Jeanne to divorce Recamier and to marry his
royal-blooded self.

It was a brilliant offer, one that ninety-nine commoners out of a
hundred would have seized with alacrity; for it was not a morgantic
union he proposed--he wanted to make Jeanne his princess.

The prince went to Recamier and frankly stated his wishes. To his
amaze, instead of challenging the wooer, Recamier at once agreed to
let Jeanne get the divorce, on any grounds she chose--or an annulment
of their marriage, which would have been still simpler--and marry
Prince Augustus.

Always impersonal and adoring in his attitude toward Jeanne, Recamier
now urged her to secure her own best interests by giving him up and
becoming the prince's wife; a sacrifice far easier to understand in a
father than in a husband.

But Jeanne put aside the offer without a tremor of hesitation, turning
her back on the wealth and title of a princess in order to remain with
the bankrupt old commoner whom the world called her husband. For,
again, physical reasons intervened.

Lucien Bonaparte, one of the emperor's several brothers, was another
ardent wooer. He shone in reflected glory, as his brother's brother,
until he seemed quite royal. But to him, as to all the rest,
Jeanne--after a wholly harmless and pleasant flirtation--gave a
decided refusal.

General Bernadotte, on a foreign mission for the emperor, sought her
out. He was a military chief who had fought like a hero and on whom
court honors had since fallen thick. He sought, soldier fashion, to
carry Jeanne's icy defenses by storm; only to fail as all had failed
and to go home grumbling that his majesty had done well to exile so
unapproachable a beauty before she had a chance to drive every man in
France mad with chagrin.

Benjamin Constant, too--cunning statesman of the old school--loved
her. And in his strange, unfathomable mind she found a certain
fascination; the more so when she discovered that she could twist that
mind to her own purposes. So, instead of dismissing Constant like the
rest, she made it clear that she did not love him and then kept him as
a friend.

Strong use did she make of that friendship, too, in revenging herself
on Napoleon for banishing her. Constant's mighty if tortuous acts of
statescraft, just before and just after Napoleon's downfall, have been
laid to her influence.

Another exile--General Moreau, Napoleon's oft-time rival in both war
and love--now sought to win where his enemy had lost. And he failed.
He was the same General Moreau who a few years earlier had paid court
to Betty Jumel and had given her as a love gift a huge gilt-and-prism
chandelier which later hung in the Jumel mansion in New York. But he
found Jeanne as cold as Betty had been kind, and in time he, too,
departed, hopeless.

The next victim was no less a personage than the King of Naples. He
was Murat, ex-tavern waiter, peerless cavalry leader, and husband of
Napoleon's shrew sister, Caroline Bonaparte. The emperor, after
conquering the separate Italian states, had placed his ex-waiter
brother-in-law on the Neapolitan throne.

When Jeanne reached Naples, Queen Caroline received her with open arms
and invited her to be a guest at the palace. Murat's admiration for
the lovely visitor was undisguisable. And--though it has been denied
by one biographer that Jeanne was responsible for his treason--almost
at once after her arrival, he began to intrigue with Napoleon's
enemies. Form your own conclusions, as did folk of the time.

Soon afterward, weakened by the idiotic Russian campaign, Napoleon was
set upon by a host of foes. Men who had licked his boots fell over one
another to join the alliance against him.

The lion was wounded, and the dog pack was at his throat.

As soon as Napoleon had been hustled off into exile, the Recamiers
returned to Paris, as did practically all the army of people he had
banished. The banker's fortune was looking up, and they could live in
something of their old style there.

Paris, in those first weeks of the "Restoration," was as full of
kings, emperors, princes, and dukes as a subway rush-hour train of
newspaper readers. One could hardly walk a block without stumbling
over a monarch or a commander-in-chief or a princeling.

The heads of the allied armies were still there, strutting gallantly
about--they would have run up a tree, two years earlier--and bragging
of Napoleon's fall.

There was Alexander, Czar of Russia, gigantic and bearlike, who had
once cringed to Napoleon, then frozen and starved him in the Moscow
campaign, and now was one of the chiefs of the alliance. There, too,
was Blucher, who had tumbled off his horse at Waterloo, but who, none
the less, had done more than is placed to his credit to win the
victory that forever crushed Napoleon. It was he and his Prussians,
not Wellington and the English, who really won Waterloo for the
Allies.

Other sovereigns, other generals, there were, too. And, foremost among
them, a long, lean Irishman, with a bony face and a great hooked beak
of a nose. He was Arthur Wellesley, Duke of Wellington, titular Victor
of Waterloo and Man of the Hour.

The Duke of Wellington was not happily married. I think no retroactive
libel law can attack me for saying this, for he himself made no secret
of it. And he was far from being an exponent to stern British
morality.

Indeed, one object of his affections, Miss Jenkins, wrote of him to a
friend:

"It was all I could do to prevent His Grace from throwing himself on
his knees before me in sinful adulation."

I fear he would have roused crass horror in the bosom of the
mid-Victorian matron who, on seeing Shakespeare's "Antony and
Cleopatra," exclaimed:

"How different was Cleopatra's home life from that of our own gracious
queen!"

The duke fell victim to Jeanne Recamier's charm. He, the official Man
of the Hour, became a fixture at her salons--but for a very brief
time. One day, when he was calling on her, a number of other guests
being present, the duke made some would-be-witty remark about France.

Jeanne chose to interpret his words as a slur on her beloved country.
Roused for once from her wonted gentleness, she ordered Wellington out
of her house.

By the next day all Paris knew that Madame Recamier had shown the
omnipotent Duke of Wellington the door. And all Paris--which adored
Jeanne and hated the English hero--went wild with delight. Jeanne's
popularity from that moment was boundless.

Soon afterward, Wellington found that stern duty called him, somewhat
hastily, to London. Whither, to his disgust, the story of his
ejectment from Madame Recamier's salon had preceded him.

Canova, the premier sculptor of his day--he who later paid such
assiduous court to Elizabeth Paterson--fell in love with Jeanne. So
indelibly was her wonder face stamped on his mind that, without her
knowing it, he was able to make two busts of her.

When the busts were done, Canova--who was constantly receiving and
rejecting offers of fabulous sums to make portrait busts--showed her
his labors of love. But Jeanne's beauty went hand in hand with vanity.
She thought the busts over which he had toiled so happily did not do
her justice. And without a word she turned away from the inspection
and left the studio.

The sharp blow to his pride was too much for Canova. He dropped her
acquaintance forever; being perhaps the only one of Jeanne's adorers
to break his allegiance to her before she gave the word.

Recamier died. Jeanne, rich and still gloriously beautiful, received
shoals of proposals. She rejected them all. She had at last met the
love of her life. In the lives of all these super-women, you will have
noticed, there was some one man who stood out supreme above all the
host of lesser lovers; idolized, placed on a lofty pedestal, a wealth
of devotion lavished on him.

And so it was with Jeanne Recamier--although the affair from first to
last was starkly platonic. She who had laughed at an emperor, who had
rejected a prince's hand, who had turned the most famous man in Europe
out of her house, lost her head and her heart to a cranky, bearlike
author-adventurer, Francois Auguste de Chateaubriand. Your grandmother
read and wept over his American novel, "Atala."

Chateaubriand was a heartbreaker. As a mere youth, his talent for
transferring his allegiance with lightning speed from one woman to
the next had won for him the sobriquet "~L'Inconstant~." He had
traveled in the American wilderness, living among Indian tribes; had
hobnobbed with George Washington, to whom he had brought letters of
introduction; had been sent fleeing for his life from France during
the Terror; had been a favorite of Napoleon's until the Corsican's
tyranny disgusted him into turning conspirator.

Of late years he had wandered aimlessly about Europe, making love and
earning a scant living as a painter and writer. Sometimes broke,
sometimes flush, sometimes acclaimed as a genius, sometimes chased as
a political criminal, sometimes in palaces, sometimes in
jail--Chateaubriand at length met Jeanne Recamier.

From the first they loved each other. On neither side with it a
crazily passionate adoration. Rather was it the full, calm devotion of
mature hearts that seek safe harbor after many and battering storms.

When Recamier died, Chateaubriand formally asked Jeanne's hand in
marriage. She refused--for reasons best known to herself and her
physician. But they remained, for all the rest of their lives,
faithful and utterly devoted lovers.

Chateaubriand was uncouth, morbid, vain, bristling with a myriad
foibles and faults. Jeanne, very gently and tactfully, undertook to
cure him of these defects. With tender hands she gradually remolded
his wayward, eccentric nature, stripping away much of its dross,
bringing out its cleaner, nobler traits.

"You have transformed my character," he wrote her. "I know nothing
more beautiful nor more good than you."

When Recamier died, in 1830, Jeanne was a little over fifty.
Chateaubriand was sixty-two. A mature couple, withal. Yet Jeanne
looked scarce thirty, and Chateaubriand was still in his late prime.

Again and again he pleaded with Jeanne to marry him. Always she
refused, just as she refused a host of others, even in her mature
years. Indeed, she received and rejected a proposal of marriage when
she was seventy.

The rest of this story is not especially romantic. Perhaps it may not
interest you. For it has to do with "the breaking up of things."

The Recamier-Chateaubriand affair went on like an Indian summer, for
years. Then, as old age reached out for him, Chateaubriand's
eccentricities cropped out afresh. He fell into a melancholy, shut
himself away from the world that was at last growing to honor him,
became a recluse, and would see no one except Madame Recamier.

His melancholy deepened almost into mania. He had but one dream of
life left in his heart--his love for Jeanne. To her he clung like a
frightened child to a tender mother.

Then, in its saddest form, old age laid its cold hand across beautiful
Jeanne's orange-tinted eyes, and she became totally blind. Even in her
blindness she was still lovely, and her soul lost none of its
sweetness.

Sightless, she still guarded and sought to amuse the cranky old man
she so long had loved; bearing with his once-imperious temper, which
had now rotted into mere whining discontent; humoring his million
whims; talking softly to him, in his brighter moments, about the
gleaming past.

The melancholy old man, lovingly tended and nursed and amused like a
baby by the blind old woman who had been the reigning beauty of the
world, lingered on for several years longer.

When at last he died, Jeanne mourned him as never had she mourned
Recamier or any other. Chateaubriand's death broke her heart. It
broke, too, her last tie to earth. And within a few months she
followed her lover to the grave.

Thus, at seventy-two, died Jeanne Recamier, virgin heartbreaker, whose
very name was for half a century the synonym for absolute beauty and
flawless purity. I know of no other super-woman whose character in any
way resembles hers.

Which was, perhaps, more unlucky for the other super-woman than for
the men who loved them.




CHAPTER XII

LADY HAMILTON

PATRON SAINT OF DIME-NOVEL HEROINES


She was the mother of Gertrude the Governess, the granddam of Bertha
the Beautiful Sewing-machine Girl, the earliest ancestorette of Ione,
the Pride of the Mill; she was the impossibility that made possible
the brain daughters of Laura Jean. She was the patron saint of
all the dime-novel heroines; she was the model, consciously or
otherwise--probably otherwise--of all their authors. Because, at a
period when such things were undreamed of, even in fiction, she rose
from nursemaid to title.

Even in the books and plays of that age, the born serving wench did
not marry the heir. In the highest literary flights, Bridget's
crowning reward was to wed Luke, the gamekeeper, and become landlady
of The Bibulous Goat or The Doodlethorpe Arms. Goldsmith was eyed
askance for even making the heroine of "She Stoops to Conquer" pose
momentarily as a lady's maid.

Having thus tried to show how impossible was the happening, let me
work up by degrees to the happening itself.

She was a Lancashire lass, Emma Lyon by name. In mature years she
dropped the "Lyon" and called herself "Emma Harte." No one knows why.
Lyon was not her name; neither was Harte, for that matter. In fact,
she had no name; her careless parents having failed to supply her with
the legal right to one.

Her father was a rural farm hand. He died while Emma was a baby. Her
mother, an inn servant, moved later to Hawarden; and there a Mrs.
Thomas hired Emma as nursemaid. This was in 1777. Emma was thirteen.
She had already learned to read--a rare accomplishment in those days
for the nameless brat of an inn drudge. And, as nursemaid, she
greedily picked up stray morsels of her little charges' education, as
well as the manners and language of her employers. She learned as
quickly as a Chinaman.

There is a hiatus in the records, after Emma had served a year or so
in the Thomas family. One biographer bridges the gap with a line of
asterisks. Asterisks, in biographies as well as in sex-problem
fiction, may indicate either a lapse of time or a lapse of morals.

Emma reappeared from the asterisk cloud in London, where she was
nursemaid in the house of a Doctor Budd, one of the physicians at St.
Bartholomew's Hospital. Doctor Budd's housemaid at that time, by the
way, later became a Drury Lane star, under the name of "Mrs. Powell."
And in that bright afterday she and the even more apotheosized Emma
renewed their below-stairs friendship.

For some reason Emma left Doctor Budd's service rather suddenly and
found a job as helper in the shop of a St. James' Market mercer. She
was sixteen, and she was gloriously beautiful. Her figure was superb.
Already she had a subtle charm of her own which drew to her feet
crowds of footmen, shopboys, apprentices, and such small deer. There
is no record that they one and all were sent away disconsolate.

During her brief career as helper to the St. James' Market mercer,
Emma chanced to attract the notice of a woman of quality who one day
entered the shop. And forthwith she was hired as lady's maid. The girl
had picked up a smattering of education. She had scraped from her pink
tongue the rough Lancashire bur-r-r. She had learned to speak
correctly, to ape the behavior of the solid folk whose servant she had
been. Now, from her new employer, she was to learn at firsthand how
people in the world of fashion comported themselves. And,
chameleonlike, she took on the color of her gay surroundings.

Soon she could lisp such choice and fashionable expletives as "Scrape
me raw!" and "Oh, lay me bleeding!" and could talk and walk and
posture as did her mistress. Trashy novels by the dozen fell into her
hands from her mistress' table. Emma devoured them, gluttonously and
absorbed their precepts as the human system absorbs alcohol fumes.

Please don't for one moment get the idea that there was anything
profitable to a young girl in the novels of the latter eighteenth
century. Perhaps you have in mind such dreary sterling works as
"Pamela," "Clarissa Harlow," "Sir Charles Grandison," and others that
were crammed into your miserably protesting brain in the Literature
Courses. Those were the rare--the very rare--exceptions to a large and
lurid list, which included such choice classics as "Moll Flanders,"
"Roxana"--both of them by the same Defoe who wrote "Robinson Crusoe,"
and whose other novels would send a present-day publisher to States
prison--"Peregrine Pickle," "Fanny Hill," "The Delicate Distress,"
"Roderick Random," and the rest of a rank-flavored multitude.

Emma reveled in the joys of the local "circulating library," too; one
of those places that loaned books of a sort to cause even the kindly
Sheridan to thunder his famous dictum:

"A circulating library in a town is an evergreen tree of diabolical
knowledge. It blossoms through the year. And, depend on't, they who
are so fond of handling the leaves will long for the fruit at last."

Much reading filled Emma with wonderful new ideas of life.
Incidentally, it made her neglect her work, and she was discharged.
Her next step was to become barmaid in a tavern. While she was there,
a young admirer of hers was seized by the navy press gang. Emma went
to the captain of the ship to beg for her swain's release. The captain
was John Willett Payn, afterward a rear admiral. Payne granted the
lovely girl's plea. He not only gave her what she asked, but his own
admiration as well. Her story as a heart winner had begun.

In fiction, the gallant captain would soon have tired of his lively
sweetheart and cast her aside. But Emma was not a lowly sweetheart.
She was a super-woman. She showed how much stranger than fiction truth
may be by deserting Payne for a richer man. First, however, she had
wheedled the captain into hiring tutors and music masters for her, and
she profited vastly by their teachings.

Her new flame was a sporting baronet, Sir Harry Featherstonhaugh, of
Up Park, Sussex. Sir Harry was an all-round athlete and a reckless
horseman. He taught Emma to ride--"a beggar on horseback?"--and she
became the most daring equestrienne of the century. He taught her to
spend money, too. And so splendidly did she learn her lesson that
inside of a year Sir Harry was bankrupt.

Perhaps ~all~ rats do not leave a sinking ship; but, for very good
reasons, one never hears anything further of the rats that don't. The
rat that wishes to continue his career wastes no time in joining the
exodus. And Emma Lyon did not disdain to take example from the humble
rodent.

There seemed no good reason for remaining longer at the side of the
bankrupt baronet, to add to his cares and expenses. So, with womanly
consideration, she left him.

She was alone in the world once more, without a shilling or a friend;
equipped with education, accomplishments, wondrous beauty, and charm,
but with no immediate market for those commodities. It was the black
hour that comes least once into the life of every adventuress.

And, in this time of need, she fell in with a beauty-culture quack,
Graham by name.

Graham had devised a rejuvenation medicine--from Doctor Faustus down,
the world has feverishly, piteously seized on every nostrum advertised
as a means of exchanging age for youth--and he vowed that it would
make its users not only young again, but maddeningly beautiful. As an
example of "after using," Graham exhibited Emma Lyon, who, he said,
had once been old and ugly, and who, by a course of his elixir, had
become youthful and glorious. He called his medicine "Megalanthropogenesis."
Women who heard his lecture took one look at Emma and then bought out
Graham's ready supply of the stuff. The charlatan was an artist in
gaining his effects, as witness a report of the exhibition in which
Emma posed:

    He had contrived a "Bed of Apollo," or "Celestial Bed," on which,
    in a delicately  light, this exquisitely beautiful woman,
    nearly naked, was gradually unveiled, to soft, soft music, as
    Hygeia, goddess of health.

Presumably no effort was made by any eighteenth-century Comstock to
suppress this show, and all London flocked and thronged and jostled to
behold it. Apart from the normal crowd of idlers, came painters and
sculptors to gaze in delight on the perfect face and form revealed
through the shimmer of rose- light.

And foremost of these artists was a freakish genius toward whom was
slowly creeping the insanity that a few years later was to claim him,
and whose stealthy approach he was even then watching with horror. He
was George Romney, who, with Sir Joshua Reynolds, divided the homage
of England's art world. Romney had come to stare at Emma. He remained
to worship. He engaged her as his model, and, soon or late, painted no
less than thirty-nine pictures of her.

"I call her 'The Divine Lady,'" he once wrote. "For I think she is
superior to all womankind."

The black hour was past. Emma Lyon's fortune and fame were secure.
Thanks to Romney, she was the best-advertised beauty on earth.
Conquests came thick and fast, not treading on one another's heels,
but racing abreast.

Soon, out of the ruck and forging far ahead, appeared Charles Francis
Greville, wit, art connoisseur, and nephew and heir of the famed
antiquary diplomat, Sir William Hamilton. Greville cut out all rivals,
Romney among the rest, and won Emma for his own.

Theirs was an odd love affair. For here, too, Emma gave full rein to
her craving for education. And she showed for the first time just why
she was so eager to be highly educated. It was not for mere learning's
sake, but to enhance the charm that gave her a hold over men. She
cared nothing for any but the showy accomplishments. She already had a
fair groundwork in English and ordinary school studies. She made
Greville get her the best teachers in singing, in dancing, in acting.
Perhaps she looked forward to a stage triumph, but more likely to
outshining the colorless bread-and-butter women of her day.

Never did pupil better repay the pains of her teachers. Her voice
presently rivaled that of many a prima donna. Her dancing was a
delight. It was she who conceived the celebrated "shawl dance" that
was the rage throughout Europe for years thereafter, and that still is
used, in very slightly modified form, by ~premieres danseuses~.
But acting was Emma's forte. Says a contemporary writer:

    With a common piece of stuff she could so arrange and clothe
    herself as to offer the most appropriate representations of a
    Jewess, a Roman matron, a Helen, Penelope, or Aspasia. No character
    seemed foreign to her, and the grace she was in the habit of
    displaying under such representations excited the admiration of
    all who were fortunate enough to be present on such occasions.
    Siddons could not surpass the grandeur of her style or O'Neil be
    more melting in the utterance of deep pathos.

In this heyday of her prosperity, Emma hunted up her aged and
disreputable mother, bestowed on her the name "Mrs. Cadogan," and
settled a rich pension on her. At about the same time, too, Emma bade
a cheery farewell to the serviceable name of Lyon and took to calling
herself Emma Harte.

Then Greville went broke.

In his new-found poverty, he hit on a plan of life foreign to all his
old ideas.

He decided to ask his rich old uncle, Sir William Hamilton, to pay his
debts and settle a little annuity on him. With this sum as a means of
livelihood, he intended to marry Emma, and, with her and their three
children, settle down in some cheap suburb.

How this appealed to Emma history forgets to say. Judging by both past
and future, it is not unjust to suppose that she may have been making
ready once more to emulate the ship-deserting rat. But this time she
did not need to. The ship was about to desert her--for a
consideration.

Greville, full of his new hopes, went to Sir William Hamilton and laid
the plan before him. His nephew's derelictions from the straight and
narrow path had long distressed the virtuous old diplomat. And in
Greville's financial troubles Sir William thought he saw a fine chance
to break off his nephew's discreditable affair with Emma.

He offered to set Greville on his feet again if that luckless youth
would drop Emma's acquaintance. The enamored Greville refused. Sir
William insisted, raising his offer of financial aid, and pointing
out, with tearful eloquence, the family disgrace that a marriage to a
woman of Emma's desolute character must cause. It was all quite like a
scene from a modern problem play. But Fate, her tongue in her cheek,
was preparing to put a twist on the end of the scene worthy of the
most cynical French vaudeville writer.

Greville resented his uncle's rash judgment of his adored Emma, and
begged him to come and see her for himself, hoping that Emma's wonder
charm might soften the old man's virtue-incrusted heart. Reluctantly,
Sir William consented to one brief interview with the wicked siren.

At sight of Emma, Sir William's heart melted to mushiness. He fell
crazily in love with the woman he had come to dispossess. There was
another long and stormy scene between uncle and nephew; after which
Greville, for an enormous lump sum, transferred to Sir William
Hamilton all right and title and good will to the adorable Emma Harte.
And Sir William and Emma departed thence, arm in arm, leaving Greville
a sadder but a richer man. What became of the three children I don't
know. By the way, Emma had taught them to call her "aunt," not
"mother."

Will you let me quote a deadly dry line or two from an encyclopedia,
to prove to you how important a personage Sir William was, and how
true is the axiom about "no fool like an old fool"?

    Hamilton, Sir William, British diplomatist and antiquary
    (1730-1803), student of art, philosophy and literature. From 1764
    to 1800 English ambassador to the Court of Naples. Trustee of
    British Museum, Fellow of the Royal Society, vice president of the
    Society of Antiquaries, distinguished member of the Dilettante
    Club, author of several books. Sir Joshua Reynolds, his intimate
    friend, painted his portrait, which hangs in the National Gallery.

Sir William, who was home on leave of absence when he met Emma, took
her back with him to Italy. But before they sailed she had prevailed
on him to marry her.

It was easy. He was old.

The marriage was kept secret until, in 1791, she led her husband back
to England on another leave of absence and up to the altar of St.
George's Church, where, on September 6th of that year, they were
married all over again; this time with every atom of publicity Emma
could compass. She was then twenty-seven; her husband was sixty-one.

In state they returned to the court of Naples--the most corrupt,
licentious, false, utterly abominable court in all Europe. If you will
glance at the annals of the courts of that period you will find this
statement is as true as it is sweeping. On her earlier visit, as the
supposed brevet bride of the ambassador, Emma had been warmly received
by Marie Caroline, Queen of Naples and sister to Marie Antoinette of
France. Emma and Marie Caroline were kindred spirits--which is perhaps
the unkindest thing I could say about either of them--and they quickly
formed a lasting friendship for each other.

Emma was glad to get back to Naples. Apart from her marriage, her
visit to England had not been a success. A certain element in London
society, attracted by her beauty, her voice, and her talent as an
actress, had taken her up. But Queen Charlotte had refused her a
presentation at the British court, and the more reputable element of
the nobility had followed royal example and given her a wide berth.
English society under George III. was severely respectable--at least
in the matter of externals; a quality it was soon to mislay, under
George IV. Hence Emma's joy at returning to a court where
respectability was a term to be found only in the dictionary.

The King of Naples was a fool. His wife was the little kingdom's
ruler. Emma, Lady Hamilton, became her chief adviser. Writes one
historian:

    It is not too much to say of these two women that for years they
    wielded the destinies of Naples, and seriously affected the
    character of the wars that ended with the peace of Europe in 1815,
    when both were dead.... Both were endowed with powers of mind far
    above the average of their sex; both exhibited energy and
    understanding that inspired them to bold and decisive, if not
    always laudable, deeds; both were as remarkable for their personal
    beauty as for their self-reliance, their knowledge of men, and
    their determination to make the most of their information. To say
    that Marie Caroline loved Lady Hamilton is to misstate a fact;
    there was no love in the royal composition; but her ungovernable
    and undying hatred of the French inclined her, no doubt, in the
    first instance toward the wife of the English ambassador, and the
    subsequent devotion of the favorite secured an attachment that is
    confessed and reiterated through whole pages of a vehement and
    overstrained correspondence.

Naples, just then, was between two fires. There was fear of a French
invasion--which arrived on schedule time--and there was also danger
that England would ruin Neopolitan commerce. Emma's white hands were
at once plunged, wrist-deep, into the political dough; and a sorry
mess she proceeded to make of it. For example, the King of Spain wrote
a confidential letter to his brother, the King of Naples, accusing the
English government of all sorts of public and private crimes and
telling of Spain's secret alliance with France. The king showed it to
his wife, who in turn showed it to Lady Hamilton. Emma stole and
secretly sent the letter to the British cabinet. The result was a
bloody war between England and Spain.

About two years after Emma's marriage, an English warship, the
~Agamemnon~, touched at Naples, and her captain called to pay his
respects to the British ambassador and to deliver a letter from the
admiral of the Mediterranean fleet. After a few minutes' talk with the
captain, Sir William insisted that the latter should meet Lady
Hamilton.

He bustled into the drawing-room to prepare Emma for the visitor's
arrival, saying excitedly to her:

"I am bringing you a little man who cannot boast of being very
handsome, but who, I pronounce, will one day astonish the world. I
know it from the very words of conversation I have had with him."

On the heels of Sir William's announcement, the "little man" came into
the room. At first glance, he scarcely seemed to justify Hamilton's
enthusiasm. He was clad in a full-laced uniform. His lank, unpowdered
hair was tied in a stiff Hessian queue of extraordinary length.
Old-fashioned, flaring waistcoat flaps added to the general oddity of
his figure.

Sir William introduced him as "Captain Horatio Nelson."

Lady Hamilton lavished on the queer guest no especial cordiality. It
is not known that she gave him a second thought. Nelson, little more
impressed by the super-woman, wrote to his wife in England an account
of the call, saying of Lady Hamilton--whose story, of course, he and
everybody knew:

"She is a young woman of amiable manners, who does honor to the
station to which she has been raised."

Yet Nelson had unwittingly met the woman who was to tarnish the pure
glory of his fame; and Emma had met the man but for whom she would
to-day be forgotten. So little does Fate forecast her dramas that, at
the first meeting, neither of the two immortal lovers seems to have
felt any attraction for the other.

Not for five busy years did Nelson and Emma Hamilton see each other
again.

Then Nelson came back to Naples, this time in triumph--a
world-renowned hero, the champion of the seas, Britain's idol. He had
become an admiral, a peer of England, a scourge of his country's foes.
Back to Naples he came. Part of him; not all--for victorious warfare
had set cruel marks on him. He had left his right eye at Calvi in
1794, and his right arm at Teneriffe in 1797. He was more odd looking
than ever, but he was an acclaimed hero. And Naples in general and
Emma Hamilton in particular welcomed him with rapture.

He was in search of the French fleet, and he wanted the King of Naples
to let him reprovision his ships in the Neapolitan harbor. Now, France
and Naples just then happened to be at peace. And, by their treaty, no
more than two English warships at a time could enter any Neapolitan or
Sicilian port. The king's council declared the treaty must stand. Lady
Hamilton decided otherwise.

She used all her power with the queen to have the treaty set aside. As
a result Marie Caroline issued an order directing "all governors of
the two Sicilies to water, victual, and aid" Nelson's fleet. This
order made it possible for Nelson to go forth reprovisioned--and to
crush the French in the Battle of the Nile.

In the first rumor of this battle that reached Naples, Nelson was
reported killed. Soon afterward he appeared, alive and well, in the
harbor. Here is his letter to his wife, telling how Lady Hamilton
received him on his return. Nelson, by the way, had been married for
nearly twelve years. He and his wife were devoted to each other.
Judging from this letter, he was lamentably ignorant of women or was
incredibly sure of Lady Nelson's love and trust. Or else his courage
was greater than that of mortal husband. He wrote:

    Sir William and Lady Hamilton came out to sea to meet me. They, my
    most respectable friends, had nearly been laid up and seriously
    ill, first from anxiety and then from joy. It was imprudently told
    Lady Hamilton, in a moment, that I was alive; and the effect was
    like a shot. She fell, apparently dead, and is not yet perfectly
    recovered from severe bruises. Alongside came my honored friends.
    The scene in the boat was terribly affecting. Up flew her
    ladyship, and, exclaiming: "Oh, God, is it possible?" she fell
    into my arm, more dead than alive. Tears, however, soon set
    matters to rights; when alongside came the king.... I hope, some
    day, to have the pleasure of introducing you to Lady Hamilton. She
    is one of the very best women in the world; she is an honor to her
    sex. Her kindness, with Sir William's, to me, is more than I can
    express. I am in their house, and I may tell you, it required all
    the kindness of my friends to set me up. Lady Hamilton intends
    writing to you. May God Almighty bless you, and give us in due
    time a happy meeting!

France sought revenge for the help given to Nelson's fleet, and
declared war on Naples. The Neapolitans, in fury at being dragged into
such a needless conflict, rose against their dear king and adored
queen--especially against their adored queen--and threatened to kill
them. By Lady Hamilton's aid the royal family reached Nelson's
flagship and took refuge there from the mob. Sir William and Lady
Hamilton went along. The populace looted the British embassy and stole
everything of value Sir William owned--about one hundred and
ninety-five thousand dollars' worth of property in all. Thus, Hamilton
was the third man who had lost a fortune through Emma.

Meanwhile, Nelson had sailed to Palermo, taking the fugitives along.
There he made his home with the Hamiltons. And scandal awoke, even in
that easy-going crowd. Nor did the scandal die down to any appreciable
extent on the birth of Lady Hamilton's daughter, Horatia, a year or so
later.

Sir William's conduct in the matter is still a puzzle. He felt, or
professed to feel, that there was no occasion for jealousy. And so for
a long time the trio shared the same house.

One of the courtiers who had fled with the king and queen to Palermo
was Prince Caraccioli, Nelson's close friend and Lady Hamilton's
bitter enemy. Caraccioli asked leave to go back to Naples to look
after his endangered property. As soon as he reached the city, he
threw in his lot with the rebels and was made admiral of their navy.

Presently, by the aid of England's fleet, the royal family returned.
The rebellion was put down, and the king and queen were once more
seated firmly on their thrones. The rebel leaders were seized and
brought to trial. Nelson is said to have promised immunity to
Caraccioli if he would surrender. Relying on his friend's pledge,
Caraccioli surrendered. At Emma's request Nelson had the overtrustful
man hanged from the yardarm of his own flagship.

This is the darkest smear on Nelson's character, a smear that even his
most blatant admirers have never been able to wipe away. It is not in
keeping with anything else in his life. But by this time he belonged
to Lady Hamilton, body and soul.

She, by the way, had managed to acquire from her friend, the Queen of
Naples, a nice tendency toward blood-thirstiness; as witness the
following sweet anecdote by Pryne Lockhart Gordon, who tells of dining
with the Hamiltons at Palermo, in company with a Turkish officer:

    In the course of conversation, the officer boasted that with the
    sword he wore he had put to death a number of French prisoners.
    "Look," he said, "there is their blood remaining on it." When the
    speech was translated to her, Lady Hamilton's eyes beamed with
    delight. "Oh, let me see the sword that did the glorious deed!"
    she exclaimed. Taking the sword in her hands, which were covered
    with jewels, she looked at it, then kissed the incrusted blood on
    the blade, and passed it on to Nelson. Only one who was a witness
    to the spectacle can imagine how disgusting it was.

Enshrined once more at Naples, hailed as savior of the realm,
acclaimed for her share in the Nile victory, the confidante of
royalty--it would be pleasant to say good-by here to Emma Lyon,
ex-nursemaid, ex-barmaid, ex-lady's maid, nameless offspring of a
Lancashire inn slavey. It was the climax of a wonderful life. But
there was anticlimax aplenty to follow.

Nelson went home to England to receive the plaudits of his fellow
countrymen and to settle accounts with his wife. Home, too, came the
Hamiltons, Sir William having been recalled.

Lady Nelson was not at the dock to meet her hero husband. Bad news
traveled fast, even before we boosted it along by wire and then by
wireless. Lady Nelson had heard. And Lady Nelson was waiting at home.
Thither, blithely enough, fared the man in whose praise a million
Englishmen were cheering themselves hoarse--and in whose
silver-buckled shoes perhaps no married Englishman would just then
have cared or dared to stand. But Nelson was a hero. He went home.

I once had a collie puppy that had never chanced to be at close
quarters with a cat. I was privileged to see him when he made his
first gleefully fearless attack upon one, ignorant of the potential
anguish tucked away behind a feline's velvety paws. Somehow--with no
disrespect to a great man--I always think of that poor,
about-to-be-disillusioned puppy when I try to visualize the picture of
Nelson's home-coming.

Just what happened no one knows. But whatever it was, it did not teach
Nelson the wisdom of husbandly reticence. For, a few weeks later, he
remarked at breakfast:

"I have just received another letter from dear Lady Hamilton."

"I am sick of hearing of 'dear' Lady Hamilton!" flared the
long-suffering wife. "You can choose between us. You must give up her
or me."

"Take care, Fanny!" warned Nelson. "I love you dearly. But I cannot
forget all I owe to dear Lady Hamilton."

"This is the end, then," announced Lady Nelson, and she left the
house.

Only once again did she and her husband meet.

Nelson cast off all pretense at concealment after his wife left him.
His affair with Lady Hamilton became public property. Their daughter,
Horatia, was openly acclaimed by him as his heiress. The English were
in a quandary. They loved Nelson; they hated the woman who had dragged
his name into the filth. They could not snub her without making him
unhappy; they could not honor him without causing her to shine by
reflected glory. It was unpleasant all around.

In 1805 the deadlock was broken. Nelson was again to fight the French.
He told Lady Hamilton and many others that this campaign was to end in
his death. He ordered his coffin made ready for him. Then he sailed
against the French fleet, met it off Cape Trafalgar, and annihilated
it. In the thick of the fight a musket ball gave him his death wound.
He was carried below, and there, the battle raging around him, he
laboriously wrote a codicil to his will, entreating his king and
country to repay his services by settling a pension on Lady Hamilton.
Then to his next-in-command he panted:

"I am going fast. Come nearer. Pray let my dear Lady Hamilton have my
hair and all other things belonging to me. Take care of my dear Lady
Hamilton--poor Lady Hamilton! Thank God I have done my duty!"

And so he died, this knightly little demigod--true lover, false
husband--who had fouled his snowy escutcheon for a worthless woman.

Now comes the inevitable anticlimax.

All England turned with loathing from Lady Hamilton. Her husband was
dead. Lovers stood aloof. Folk who had received her for Nelson's sake
barred their doors against her. She had followed the popular custom of
living in luxury on nothing a year. Now her creditors swarmed upon
her.

Her house was sold for debt. Next she lived in Bond Street lodgings,
growing poorer day by day until she was condemned to the debtor's
prison. A kind-hearted--or hopeful--alderman bought her out of jail. A
former coachman of hers, whose wages were still unpaid, threatened her
with arrest for debt. She fled to Calais.

There she lived in an attic, saved from absolute starvation by a
fellow Englishwoman, a Mrs. Hunter. Her youth and charm had fled. The
power that had lured Nelson and Greville and Hamilton to ruin was
gone.

In 1815 she died. She was buried in a pine box, with an old black silk
petticoat for a pall. No clergyman could be found to take charge of
her funeral. So the burial service was read by a fellow debt exile--a
half-pay Irish army captain.

One wonders--perhaps morbidly--if Nelson's possible punishment in
another world might not have been the knowledge of what befell his
"dear" Lady Hamilton in her latter days.


THE END.




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  _By Geo. Fred Ruxton_

  The Gold Hunters
  _By J. D. Borthwick_


WESTERN

  Don Coyote
  _By Whitman Chambers_


BIOGRAPHY

  Face to Face with Our Presidents
  _By Joe Mitchell Chapple_


ROMANCE

  The Girl He Left Behind
  _By Helen Beecher Long_

  Sins of the Children
  _By Cosmo Hamilton_

  Bed Rock
  _By Jack Bethea_

  Doubloons and The Girl
  _By John Maxwell Forbes_

  Quadrille Court
  _By Cecil Adair_

  The Lovely Malincourt
  _By Helen Mathers_

  Sem's Moroccan Love
  _By Arthur Kay_

  The Justice of the King
  _By Hamilton Drummond_

  The Star of Hollywood
  _By Edward Stilgebauer_

  Some Honeymoon
  _By Charles Everett Hall_

  Children of the Whirlwind
  _By Leroy Scott_

  Who Cares
  _By Cosmo Hamilton_

  The Man Who Lived in a Shoe
  _By Henry James Forman_

  The Enchanted Garden
  _By Henry James Forman_

  Cap'n Abe Storekeeper
  _By James A. Cooper_

  Unforbidden Fruit
  _By Warner Fabian_

  Mary Regan
  _By Leroy Scott_

  The Blindness of Virtue
  _By Cosmo Hamilton_

  Dancing Desire
  _By Petronilla Clayton_

  Why Marry
  _By Farguson Johnson_


ADVENTURE

  Letters of Marque
  _By Rudyard Kipling_

  Under the Deodars
  _By Rudyard Kipling_

  On Autumn Trails
  _By Emma-Lindsay Squier_

  Soldiers Three
  _By Rudyard Kipling_

  Tales of the Fish Patrol
  _By Jack London_

  When God Laughs
  _By Jack London_

  On the Highest Hill
  _By H. M. Stephenson_

  South Sea Tales
  _By Jack London_

  Wilbur Crane's Handicap
  _By John Maxwell Forbes_

  The Light That Failed
  _By Rudyard Kipling_

  Rainbow Island
  _By Mark Caywood_


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