



Produced by David Widger





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By W. W. Jacobs

Frederick A. Stokes Company - 1897




CONTENTS:

     More Cargoes
     Smoked Skipper
     A Safety Match
     A Rash Experiment
     The Cabin Passenger
     "Choice Spirits"
     A Disciplinarian
     Brother Hutchins
     The Disbursement Sheet
     Rule Of Three
     Pickled Herring
     Two Of A Trade
     An Intervention
     The Grey Parrot
     Money-Changers
     The Lost Ship




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SMOKED SKIPPER

"Wapping Old Stairs?" said the rough individual, shouldering the
brand-new sea-chest, and starting off at a trot with it; "yus, I know
the place, captin. Fust v'y'ge, sir?"

"Ay, ay, my hearty," replied the owner of the chest, a small,
ill-looking lad of fourteen. "Not so fast with those timbers of yours.
D'ye hear?"

"All right, sir," said the man, and, slackening his pace, twisted his
head round to take stock of his companion.

"This ain't your fust v'y'ge, captin," he said admiringly; "don't tell
me. I could twig that directly I see you. Ho, what's the use o' trying
to come it over a poor'ard-working man like that?"

"I don't think there's much about the sea I don't know," said the boy in
a satisfied voice. "Starboard, starboard your helium a bit."

The man obeying promptly, they went the remainder of the distance in
this fashion, to the great inconvenience of people coming from the other
direction.

"And a cheap 'arf-crown's worth, too, captin," said the man, as he
thoughtfully put the chest down at the head of the stairs and sat on it
pending payment.

"I want to go off to the _Susan Jane_," said the boy, turning to a
waterman who was sitting in his boat, holding on to the side of the
steps with his hand.

"All right," said the man, "give us a hold o' your box."

"Put it aboard," said the boy to the other man.

"A' right, captin," said the man, with a cheerful smile, "but I'll 'ave
my 'arf-crown fust if you don't mind."

"But you said sixpence at the station," said the boy.

"_Two_ an' sixpence, captin," said the man, still smiling, "but I'm a
bit 'usky, an' p'raps you didn't hear the two 'arf a crown's the regler
price. We ain't allowed to do it under."

"Well, I won't tell anybody," said the boy.

"Give the man 'is 'arf-crown," said the waterman, with sudden heat;
"that's 'is price, and my fare's eighteen pence."

"All right," said the boy readily; "cheap too. I didn't know the price,
that's all. But I can't pay either of you till I get aboard. I've only
got sixpence. I'll tell the captain to give you the rest."

"Tell 'oo," demanded the light porter, with some violence.

"The captain," said the boy.

"Look 'ere, you give me that 'arf-crown," said the other, "else I'll
chuck your box overboard, an' you after it."

"Wait a minute, then," said the boy, darting away up the narrow alley
which led to the stairs, "I'll go and get change."

"'E's goin' to change 'arf a suvren, or p'raps a suvren," said the
waterman; "you'd better make it five bob, matey."

"Ah, an' you make yours more," said the light-porter cordially. "Well,
I'm---- Well of all the----"

"Get off that box," said the big policeman who had come back with the
boy. "Take your sixpence an' go. If I catch you down this way again----"

He finished the sentence by taking the fellow by the scruff of the neck
and giving him a violent push as he passed him.

"Waterman's fare is threepence," he said to the boy, as the man in the
boat, with an utterly expressionless face, took the chest from him.
"I'll stay here till he has put you aboard."

The boy took his seat, and the waterman, breathing hard, pulled out
towards the vessels in the tier. He looked at the boy and then at the
figure on the steps, and, apparently suppressing a strong inclination to
speak, spat violently over the side.

"Fine big chap, ain't he?" said the boy.

The waterman, affecting not to hear, looked over his shoulder, and
pulled strongly with his left towards a small schooner, from the deck of
which a couple of men were watching the small figure in the boat.

"That's the boy I was going to tell you about," said the skipper, "and
remember this 'ere ship's a pirate."

"It's got a lot o' pirates aboard of it," said the mate fiercely, as
he turned and regarded the crew, "a set o' lazy, loafing, idle,
worthless----"

"It's for the boy's sake," interrupted the skipper.

"Where'd you pick him up?" inquired the other.

"He's the son of a friend o' mine what I've brought aboard to oblige,"
replied the skipper. "He's got a fancy for being a pirate, so just to
oblige his father I told him we was a pirate. He wouldn't have come if I
hadn't."

"I'll pirate him," said the mate, rubbing his hands.

"He's a dreadful 'andful by all accounts," continued the other; "got his
'ed stuffed full 'o these 'ere penny dreadfuls till they've turned his
brain almost. He started by being an Indian, and goin off on 'is own
with two other kids. When he wanted to turn cannibal the other two
objected and gave 'im in charge. After that he did a bit 'o burgling,
and it cost 'is old man no end o' money to hush it up."

"Well, what did _you_ want him for?" grumbled the mate.

"I'm goin' to knock the nonsense out of him," said the skipper softly,
as the boat grazed the side. "Just step for'ard and let the hands know
what's expected of 'em. When we get to sea it won't matter."

The mate moved off grumbling, as the small fare stood on the thwarts
and scrambled up over the side. The waterman passed up the chest and,
dropping the coppers into his pocket, pushed off again without a word.

"Well, you've got here all right, Ralph?" said the skipper. "What do you
think of her?"

"She's a rakish-looking craft," said the boy, looking round the dingy
old tub with much satisfaction; "but where's your arms?"

"Hush!" said the skipper, and laid his finger on his nose.

"Oh, all right," said the youth testily, "but you might tell _me_."

"You shall know all in good time," said the skipper patiently, turning
to the crew, who came shuffling up, masking broad grins with dirty
palms.

"Here's a new shipmate for you, my lads. He's small, but he's the right
stuff." The newcomer drew himself up, and regarded the crew with some
dissatisfaction. For desperadoes they looked far too good-tempered and
prone to levity.

"What's the matter with you, Jem Smithers?" inquired the skipper,
scowling at a huge fair-haired man, who was laughing discordantly.

"I was thinkin' o' the last party I killed, sir," said Jem, with sudden
gravity. "I allers laugh when I think 'ow he squealed."

"You laugh too much," said the other sternly, as he laid a hand on
Ralph's shoulder. "Take a lesson from this fine fellow; he don't laugh.
He acts. Take 'im down below an' show him 'is bunk."

"Will you please to follow me, sir?" said Smithers, leading the way
below. "I dessay you'll find it a bit stuffy, but that's owing to Bill
Dobbs. A regler old sea-dog is Bill, always sleeps in 'is clothes and
never washes."

"I don't think the worse of him for that," said Ralph, regarding the
fermenting Dobbs kindly.

"You'd best keep a civil tongue in your 'ed, my lad," said Dobbs
shortly.

"Never mind 'im," said Smithers cheerfully; "nobody takes any notice o'
old Dobbs. You can 'it 'im if you like. I won't let him hurt you."

"I don't want to start by quarreling," said Ralph seriously.

"You're afraid," said Jem tauntingly; "you'll never make one of us. 'It
'im; I won't let him hurt you."

Thus aroused, the boy, first directing Dobbs' attention to his
stomach by a curious duck of his head, much admired as a feint in his
neighborhood, struck him in the face. The next moment the forecastle was
in an uproar and Ralph prostrate on Dobbs' knees, frantically reminding
Jem of his promise.

"All right, I won't let him 'urt you," said Jem consolingly.

"But he _is_ hurting me," yelled the boy. "He's hurting me _now_."

"Well, wait till I get 'im ashore," said Jem, "his old woman won't know
him when I've done with him."

The boy's reply to this was a torrent of shrill abuse, principally
directed to Jem's facial short-comings.

"Now don't get rude," said the seaman, grinning.

"Squint eyes," cried Ralph fiercely.

"When you've done with that 'ere young gentleman, Dobbs," said Jem, with
exquisite politeness. "I should like to 'ave 'im for a little bit to
teach 'im manners."

"'E don't want to go," said Dobbs, grinning as Ralph clung to him. "He
knows who's kind to him."

"Wait till I get a chance at you," sobbed Ralph, as Jem took him away
from Dobbs.

"Lord lumme," said Jem, regarding him in astonishment. "Why, he's
actooaly cryin'. I've seen a good many pirates in my time, Bill, but
this is a new sort."

"Leave the boy alone," said the cook, a fat, good-natured man. "Here,
come 'ere, old man. They don't mean no 'arm."

Glad to escape, Ralph made his way over to the cook, grinding his teeth
with shame as that worthy took him between his knees and mopped his eyes
with something which he called a handkerchief.

"You'll be all right," he said kindly. "You'll be as good a pirate as
any of us before you've finished."

"Wait till the first engagement, that's all," sobbed the boy. "If
somebody don't get shot in the back it won't be my fault."

The two seamen looked at each other. "That's wot hurt my 'and then,"
said Dobbs slowly. "I thought it was a jack-knife."

He reached over, and unceremoniously grabbing the boy by the collar,
pulled him towards him, and drew a small, cheap revolver from his
pocket. "Look at that, Jem."

"Take your fingers orf the blessed trigger and then I will," said the
other, somewhat sourly.

"I'll pitch it overboard," said Dobbs.

"Don't be a fool, Bill," said Smithers, pocketing it, "that's worth a
few pints o' anybody's money. Stand out o' the way, Bill, the Pirit King
wants to go on deck."

Bill moved aside as the boy went to the ladder, and, allowing him to get
up four or five steps, did the rest for him with his shoulder. The boy
reached the deck on all fours, and, regaining a more dignified position
as soon as possible, went and leaned over the side, regarding with lofty
contempt the busy drudges on wharf and river.

They sailed at midnight and brought up in the early dawn in Longreach,
where a lighter loaded with barrels came alongside, and the boy smelt
romance and mystery when he learnt that they contained powder. They took
in ten tons, the lighter drifted away, the hatches were put on, and they
started once more.

It was his first voyage, and he regarded with eager interest the craft
passing up and down. He had made his peace with the seamen, and they
regaled him with blood-curdling stories of their adventures in the vain
hope of horrifying him.

"'E's a beastly little rascal, that's wot 'e is," said the indignant
Bill, who had surprised himself by his powers of narration; "fancy
larfin' when I told 'im of pitchin' the baby to the sharks."

'"E's all right, Bill," said the cook softly. "Wait till you've got
seven of 'em."

"What are you doing here, boy?" demanded the skipper, as Ralph, finding
the seamen's yarns somewhat lacking in interest, strolled aft with his
hands in his pockets.

"Nothing," said the boy, staring.

"Keep the other end o' the ship," said the skipper sharply, "an' go an'
'elp the cook with the taters."

Ralph hesitated, but a grin on the mate's face decided him.

"I didn't come here to peel potatoes," he said, loftily.

"Oh, indeed," said the skipper politely; "an' wot might you 'ave come
for, if it ain't being too inquisitive?"

"To fight the enemy," said Ralph shortly.

"Come 'ere," said the skipper.

The boy came slowly towards him.

"Now look 'ere," said the skipper, "I'm going to try and knock a little
sense into that stupid 'ed o' yours. I've 'eard all about your silly
little games ashore. Your father said he couldn't manage you, so I'm
goin' to have a try, and you'll find I'm a very different sort o' man
to deal with to wot 'e is. The idea o' thinking this ship was a pirate.
Why, a boy your age ought to know there ain't such things nowadays."

"You told me you was," said the boy hotly, "else I wouldn't have come."

"That's just why I told you," said the skipper.

"But I didn't think you'd be such a fool as to believe it. Pirates,
indeed! Do we look like pirates?"

"You don't," said the boy with a sneer; "you look more like----"

"Like wot?" asked the skipper, edging closer to him. "Eh, like wot?"

"I forget the word," said Ralph, with strong good sense.

"Don't tell any lies now," said the skipper, flushing, as he heard
a chuckle from the mate. "Go on, out with it. Ill give you just two
minutes."

"I forget it," persisted Ralph.

"Dustman?" suggested the mate, coming to his assistance. "Coster,
chimbley-sweep, mudlark, pickpocket, convict washer-wom----"

"If you'll look after your dooty, George, instead o' interferin' in
matters that don't concern you," said the skipper in a choking voice, "I
shall be obliged. Now, then, you boy, what were you going to say I was
like?"

"Like the mate," said Ralph slowly.

"Don't tell lies," said the skipper furiously; "you couldn't 'ave forgot
that word."

"I didn't forget it," said Ralph, "but I didn't know how you'd like it."

The skipper looked at him dubiously, and pushing his cap from his brow
scratched his head.

"And I didn't know how the mate 'ud like it, either," continued the boy.

He relieved the skipper from an awkward dilemma by walking off to the
galley and starting on a bowl of potatoes. The master of the _Susan
Jane_ watched him blankly for some time and then looked round at the
mate.

"You won't get much change out of 'im," said the latter, with a nod;
"insultin' little devil."

The other made no reply, but as soon as the potatoes were finished set
his young friend to clean brass work, and after that to tidy the cabin
up and help the cook clean his pots and pans. Meantime the mate went
below and overhauled his chest.

"This is where he gets all them ideas from," he said, coming aft with a
big bundle of penny papers. "Look at the titles of 'em--'The Lion of the
Pacific,' 'The One-armed Buccaneer,' 'Captain Kidd's Last Voyage.'"

He sat down on the cabin skylight and began turning them over, and,
picking out certain gems of phraseology, read them aloud to the skipper.
The latter listened at first with scorn and then with impatience.

"I can't make head or tail out of what you're reading, George," he said
snappishly. "Who was Rudolph? Read straight ahead."

Thus urged, the mate, leaning forward so that his listener might hear
better, read steadily through a serial in the first three numbers. The
third instalment left Rudolph swimming in a race with three sharks and
a boat-load of cannibals; and the joint efforts of both men failed to
discover the other numbers.

"Just wot I should 'ave expected of 'im," said the skipper, as the mate
returned from a fruitless search in the boy's chest. "I'll make him a
bit more orderly on this ship. Go an' lock them other things up in your
drawer, George. He's not to 'ave 'em again."

The schooner was getting into open water now, and began to feel it.
In front of them was the blue sea, dotted with white sails and
funnels belching smoke, speeding from England to worlds of romance and
adventure. Something of the kind the cook said to Ralph, and urged
him to get up and look for himself. He also, with the best intentions,
discussed the restorative properties of fat pork from a medical point of
view.

The next few days the boy divided between seasickness and work, the
latter being the skipper's great remedy for piratical yearnings. Three
or four times he received a mild drubbing, and what was worse than the
drubbing, had to give an answer in the affirmative to the skipper's
inquiry as to whether he felt in a more wholesome frame of mind. On the
fifth morning they stood in towards Fairhaven, and to his great joy he
saw treess and houses again.

They stayed at Fairhaven just long enough to put out a small portion of
their cargo. Ralph, stripped to his shirt and trousers, having to work
in the hold with the rest, and proceeded to Lowport, a little place some
thirty miles distant, to put out their powder.

It was evening before they arrived, and, the tide being out, anchored in
the mouth of the river on which the town stands.

"Git in about four o'clock," said the skipper to the mate, as he looked
over the side towards the little cluster of houses on the shore. "Do you
feel better now I've knocked some o' that nonsense out o' you, boy?"

"Much better, sir," said Ralph respectfully.

"Be a good boy," said the skipper, pausing on the companion-ladder, "and
you can stay with us if you like. Better turn in now, as you'll have to
make yourself useful again in the morning working out the cargo."

He went below, leaving the boy on deck. The crew were in the forecastle
smoking, with the exception of the cook, who was in the galley over a
little private business of his own.

An hour later the cook went below to prepare for sleep. The other
two men were already in bed, and he was about to get into his when he
noticed that Ralph's bunk, which was under his own, was empty. He went
upon deck and looked round, and returning below, scratched his nose in
thought.

"Where's the boy?" he demanded, taking Jem by the arm and shaking him.

"Eh?" said Jem, rousing, "Whose boy?"

"Our boy, Ralph," said the cook. "I can't see 'im nowhere, I 'ope 'e
ain't gone overboard, poor little chap."

Jem refusing to discuss the matter, the cook awoke Dobbs. Dobbs swore
at him peacefully, and resumed his slumbers. The cook went up again and
prowled round the deck, looking in all sorts of unlikely places for
the boy. He even climbed a little way into the rigging, and, finding no
traces of him, was reluctantly forced to the conclusion that he had gone
overboard.

"Pore little chap," he said solemnly, looking over the ship's side at
the still waters.

He walked slowly aft, shaking his head, and looking over the stern,
brought up suddenly with a cry of dismay and rubbed his eyes. The
ship's boat had also disappeared.

"Wot?" said the two seamen as he ran below and communicated the news.
"Well, if it's gorn, it's gorn."

"Hadn't I better go an' tell the skipper?" said the cook.

"Let 'im find it out 'isself," said Jem purring contentedly in the
blankets, "It's 'is boat. Go'night."

"Time we 'ad a noo 'un too," said Dobbs, yawning. "Don't you worry your
'ed, cook, about what don't consarn you."

The cook took the advice, and, having made his few simple preparations
for the night, blew out the lamp and sprang into his bunk. Then he
uttered a sharp exclamation, and getting out again fumbled for the
matches and relit the lamp. A minute later he awoke his exasperated
friends for the third time.

"S'elp me, cook," began Jem fiercely.

"If you don't I will," said Dobbs, sitting up and trying to reach the
cook with his clenched fist.

"It's a letter pinned to my pillow," said the cook in trembling tones,
as he held it to the lamp.

"Well, we don't want to 'ear it," said Jem. "Shut up, d'ye hear?"

But there was that in the cook's manner which awed him.

"Dear cook," he read feverishly, "I have made an infernal machine with
clock-work, and hid it in the hold near the gunpowder when we were at
Fairhaven. I think it will go off between ten and eleven to-night, but
I am not quite sure about the time. Don't tell those other beasts, but
jump overboard and swim ashore. I have taken the boat. I would have
taken you too, but you told me you swam seven miles once, so you can
eas----"

The reading came to an abrupt termination as his listeners sprang out
of their bunks, and bolting on deck, burst wildly into the cabin,
and breathlessly reeled off the heads of the letter to its astonished
occupants.

"Stuck a wot in the hold?" gasped the skipper.

"Infernal machine," said the mate; "one of them things wot you blow up
the 'Ouses of Parliament with."

"Wot's the time now?" interrogated Jem anxiously.

"'Bout ha'-past ten," said the cook trembling. "Let's give 'em a hail
ashore."

They leaned over the side, and sent a mighty shout across the water.
Most of Lowport had gone to bed, but the windows in the inn were bright,
and lights showed in the upper windows of two or three of the cottages.

Again they shouted in deafening chorus, casting fearful looks behind
them, and in the silence a faint answering hail came from the shore.
They shouted again like madmen, and then listening intently heard a
boat's keel grate on the beach, and then the welcome click of oars in
the rowlocks.

"Make haste," bawled Dobbs vociferously, as the boat came creeping out
of the darkness. "W'y don't you make 'aste?"

"Wot's the row?" cried a voice from the boat.

"Gunpowder!" yelled the cook frantically: "there's ten tons of it aboard
just going to explode. Hurry up."

The sound of the oars ceased and a startled murmur was heard from the
boat; then an oar was pulled jerkily.

"They're putting back," said Jem suddenly. "I'm going to swim for it.
Stand by to pick me up, mates," he shouted, and lowering himself with
a splash into the water struck out strongly towards them. Dobbs, a poor
swimmer, after a moment's hesitation, followed his example.

"I can't swim a stroke," cried the cook, his teeth chattering.

The others, who were in the same predicament, leaned over the side,
listening. The swimmers were invisible in the darkness, but their
progress was easily followed by the noise they made. Jem was the first
to be hauled on board, and a minute or two later the listeners on
the schooner heard him assisting Dobbs. Then the sounds of strife, of
thumps, and wicked words broke on their delighted ears.

"They're coming back for us," said the mate, taking a deep breath. "Well
done, Jem."

The boat came towards them, impelled by powerful strokes, and was soon
alongside. The three men tumbled in hurriedly, their fall being modified
by the original crew, who were lying crouched up in the bottom of the
boat. Jem and Dobbs gave way with hearty goodwill, and the doomed ship
receded into the darkness. A little knot of people had gathered on the
shore, and, receiving the tidings, became anxious for the safety of
their town. It was felt that the windows, at least, were in imminent
peril, and messengers were hastily sent round to have them opened.

Still the deserted _Susan Jane_ made no sign. Twelve o'clock struck from
the little church at the back of the town, and she was still intact.

"Something's gone wrong," said an old fisherman with a bad way of
putting things. "Now's the time for somebody to go and tow her out to
sea."

There was no response.

"To save Lowport," said the speaker feelingly. "If I was only twenty
years younger----"

"It's old men's work," said a voice.

The skipper, straining his eyes through the gloom in the direction of
his craft, said nothing. He began to think that she had escaped after
all.

Two o'clock struck and the crowd began to disperse. Some of the bolder
inhabitants who were fidgety about draughts closed their windows, and
children who had been routed out of their beds to take a nocturnal walk
inland were led slowly back, By three o'clock the danger was felt to be
over, and day broke and revealed the forlorn _Susan Jane_ still riding
at anchor.

"I'm going aboard," said the skipper suddenly; "who's coming with me?"

Jem and the mate and the town-policeman volunteered, and, borrowing the
boat which had served them before, pulled swiftly out to their vessel
and, taking the hatches off with unusual gentleness, commenced their
search. It was nervous work at first, but they became inured to it,
and, moreover, a certain suspicion, slight at first, but increasing in
intensity as the search proceeded, gave them some sense of security.
Later still they began to eye each other shamefacedly.

"I don't believe there's anything there," said the policeman, sitting
down and laughing boisterously: "that boy's been making a fool of you."

"That's about the size of it," groaned the mate. "We'll be the
laughing-stock o' the town."

The skipper, who was standing with his back towards him, said nothing;
but, peering about, stooped suddenly, and, with a sharp exclamation,
picked up something from behind a damaged case.

"I've got it," he yelled suddenly; "stand clear!"

He scrambled hastily on deck, and, holding his find at arm's length,
with his head averted, flung it far into the water. A loud cheer from
a couple of boats which were watching greeted his action, and a distant
response came from the shore.

"Was that a infernal machine?" whispered the bewildered Jem to the mate.
"Why, it looked to me just like one o' them tins o' corned beef."

The mate shook his head at him and glanced at the constable, who was
gazing longingly over the side. "Well, I've 'eard of people being killed
by _them_ sometimes," he said with a grin.




A SAFETY MATCH

Mr. Boom, late of the mercantile marine, had the last word, but only by
the cowardly expedient of getting out of earshot of his daughter
first, and then hurling it at her with a voice trained to compete with
hurricanes. Miss Boom avoided a complete defeat by leaning forward
with her head on one side in the attitude of an eager but unsuccessful
listener, a pose which she abandoned for one of innocent joy when her
sire, having been deluded into twice repeating his remarks, was fain to
relieve his overstrained muscles by a fit of violent coughing.

"I b'lieve she heard it all along," said Mr. Boom sourly, as he
continued his way down the winding lane to the little harbour below.
"The only way to live at peace with wimmen is to always be at sea; then
they make a fuss of you when you come home--if you don't stay too long,
that is."

He reached the quay, with its few tiny cottages and brown nets spread
about to dry in the sun, and walking up and down, grumbling, regarded
with a jaundiced eye a few small smacks, which lay in the harbour, and
two or three crusted amphibians lounging aimlessly about.

"Mornin', Mr. Boom," said a stalwart youth in sea-boots, appearing
suddenly over the edge of the quay from his boat.

"Mornin', Dick," said Mr. Boom affably; "just goin' off?"

"'Bout an hour's time," said the other; "Miss Boom well, sir?"

"She's a' right," said Mr. Boom; "me an' her 've just had a few words.
She picked up something off the floor what she said was a cake o' mud
off my heel. Said she wouldn't have it," continued Mr. Boom, his voice
rising. "My own floor too. Swep' it up off the floor with a dustpan and
brush, and held it in front of me to look at."

Dick Tarrell gave a grunt which might mean anything--Mr. Boom took it
for sympathy.

"I called her old maid," he said with gusto; "'you're a fidgety old
maid,' I said. You should ha' seen her look. Do you know what I think,
Dick?"

"Not exactly," said Tarrell cautiously.

"I b'leeve she's that savage that she'd take the first man that asked
her," said the other triumphantly; "she's sitting up there at the door
of the cottage, all by herself."

Tarrell sighed.

"With not a soul to speak to," said Mr. Boom pointedly.

The other kicked at a small crab which was passing, and returned it to
its native element in sections.

"I'll walk up there with you if you're going that way," he said at
length.

"No, I'm just having a look round," said Mr. Boom, "but there's nothing
to hinder you going, Dick, if you've a mind to."

"There's no little thing you want, as I'm going there, I s'pose?"
suggested Tarrell. "It's awkward when you go there and say, 'Good
morning,' and the girl says, 'Good morning,' and then you don't say any
more and she don't say any more. If there was anything you wanted that I
could help her look for, it 'ud make talk easier."

"Well--go for my baccy pouch," said Mr. Boom, after a minute's thought,
"it'll take you a long time to find that."

"Why?" inquired the other.

"'Cos I've got it here," said the unscrupulous Mr. Boom, producing it,
and placidly filling his pipe. "You might spend--ah--the best part of an
hour looking for that."

He turned away with a nod, and Tarrell, after looking about him in a
hesitating fashion to make sure that his movements were not attracting
the attention his conscience told him they deserved, set off in the
hang-dog fashion peculiar to nervous lovers up the road to the cottage.
Kate Boom was sitting at the door as her father had described, and, in
apparent unconsciousness of his approach, did not raise her eyes from
her book.

"Good morning," said Tarrell, in a husky voice.

Miss Boom returned the salutation, and, marking the place in her book
with her forefinger, looked over the hedge on the other side of the road
to the sea beyond.

"Your father has left his pouch behind, and being as I was coming this
way, asked me to call for it," faltered the young man.

Miss Boom turned her head, and, regarding him steadily, noted the rising
colour and the shuffling feet.

"Did he say where he had left it?" she inquired.

"No," said the other.

"Well, my time's too valuable to waste looking for pouches," said Kate,
bending down to her book again, "but if you like to go in and look for
it, you may!"

She moved aside to let him pass, and sat listening with a slight smile
as she heard him moving about the room.

"I can't find it," he said, after a pretended search.

"Better try the kitchen now then," said Miss Boom, without looking up,
"and then the scullery. It might be in the woodshed or even down the
garden. You haven't half looked."

She heard the kitchen door close behind him, and then, taking her book
with her, went upstairs to her room. The conscientious Tarrell, having
duly searched all the above-mentioned places, returned to the parlour
and waited. He waited a quarter of an hour, and then going out by the
front door stood irresolute.

"I can't find it," he said at length, addressing himself to the bedroom
window.

"No. I was coming down to tell you," said Miss Boom, glancing sedately
at him from over the geraniums. "I remember seeing father take it out
with him this morning."

Tarrell affected a clumsy surprise. "It doesn't matter," he said. "How
nice your geraniums are."

"Yes, they're all right," said Miss Boom briefly.

"I can't think how you keep 'em so nice," said Tarrell.

"Well, don't try," said Miss Boom kindly. "You'd better go back and tell
father about the pouch. Perhaps he's waiting for a smoke all this time."

"There's no hurry," said the young man; "perhaps he's found it."

"Well, I can't stop to talk," said the girl; "I'm busy reading."

With these heartless words, she withdrew into the room, and the
discomfited swain, only too conscious of the sorry figure he cut,
went slowly back to the harbour, to be met by Mr. Boom with a wink of
aggravating and portentous dimensions.

"You've took a long time," he said slyly, "There's nothing like a little
scheming in these things."

"It didn't lead to much," said the discomfited Tarrell.

"Don't be in a hurry, my lad," said the elder man, after listening to
his experiences. "I've been thinking over this little affair for some
time now, an' I think I've got a plan."

"If it's anything about baccy pouches----" began the young man
ungratefully.

"It ain't," interrupted Mr. Boom, "it's quite diff'rent. Now, you'd
best get aboard your craft and do your duty. There's more young men won
girls' 'arts while doing of their duty than--than--if they warn't doing
their duty. Do you understand me?"

It is inadvisable to quarrel with a prospective father-in-law, so that
Tarrell said he did, and with a moody nod tumbled into his boat and
put off to the smack. Mr. Boom having walked up and down a bit, and
exchanged a few greetings, bent his steps in the direction of the "Jolly
Sailor," and, ordering two mugs of ale, set them down on a small bench
opposite his old friend Raggett.

"I see young Tarrell go off grumpy-like," said Raggett, drawing a mug
towards him and gazing at the fast-receding boats.

"Aye, we'll have to do what we talked about," said Boom slowly. "It's
opposition what that gal wants. She simply sits and mopes for the want
of somebody to contradict her."

"Well, why don't you do it?" said Raggett, "That ain't much for a father
to do surely."

"I hev," said the other slowly, "more than once. O' course, when
I insist upon a thing, it's done; but a woman's a delikit creetur,
Raggett, and the last row we had she got that ill that she couldn't get
up to get my breakfast ready, no, nor my dinner either. It made us both
ill, that did."

"Are you going to tell Tarrell?" inquired Raggett.

"No," said his friend. "Like as not he'd tell her just to curry favour
with her. I'm going to tell him he's not to come to the house no more.
That'll make her want him to come, if anything will. Now there's no use
wasting time. You begin to-day."

"I don't know what to say," murmured Rag-gett, nodding to him as he
raised the beer to his lips.

"Just go now and call in--you might take her a nosegay."

"I won't do nothing so darned silly," said Raggett shortly.

"We'll, go without 'em," said Boom impatiently; "just go and get
yourselves talked about, that's all--have everybody making game of both
of you. Talking about a good-looking young girl being sweethearted by an
old chap with one foot in the grave and a face like a dried herring.
That's what I want."

Mr. Raggett, who was just about to drink, put his mug down again and
regarded his friend fixedly.

"Might I ask who you're alloodin' too?" he inquired somewhat shortly.

Mr. Boom, brought up in mid-career, shuffled a little and laughed
uneasily. "Them ain't my words, old chap," he said; "it was the way she
was speaking of you the other day."

"Well, I won't have nothin' to do with it," said Raggett rising.

"Well, nobody needn't know anything about it," said Boom, pulling him
down to his seat again. "She won't tell, I'm sure--she wouldn't like the
disgrace of it."

"Look here," said Raggett getting up again.

"I mean from her point of view," said Mr. Boom querulously; "you're very
'asty, Raggett."

"Well, I don't care about it," said Raggett slowly; "it seemed all
right when we was talking about it; but s'pose I have all my trouble for
nothing, and she don't take Dick after all? What then?"

"Well, then there's no harm done," said his friend, "and it'll be a bit
o' sport for both of us. You go up and start, an' I'll have another pint
of beer and a clean pipe waiting for you against you come back."

Sorely against his better sense Mr. Raggett rose and went off,
grumbling. It was fatiguing work on a hot day, climbing the road up the
cliff, but he took it quietly, and having gained the top, moved slowly
towards the cottage.

"Morning, Mr. Raggett," said Kate cheerily, as he entered the cottage.
"Dear, dear, the idea of an old man like you climbing about! It's
wonderful."

"I'm sixty-seven," said Mr. Raggett viciously, "and I feel as young as
ever I did."

"To be sure," said Kate soothingly; "and look as young as ever you did.
Come in and sit down a bit."

Mr. Raggett with some trepidation complied, and sitting in a very
upright position, wondered how he should begin. "I am just sixty-seven,"
he said slowly. "I'm not old and I'm not young, but I'm just old enough
to begin to want somebody to look after me a bit."

"I shouldn't while I could get about if I were you," said the innocent
Kate. "Why not wait until you're bed-ridden?"

"I don't mean that at all," said Mr. Raggett snappishly. "I mean I'm
thinking of getting married."

"Good--gracious!" said Kate open-mouthed.

"I may have one foot in the grave, and resemble a dried herring in the
face," pursued Mr. Raggett with bitter sarcasm, "but----"

"You can't help that," said Kate gently.

"But I'm going to get married," said Raggett savagely.

"Well, don't get in a way about it," said the girl. "Of course, if you
want to, and--and--you can find somebody else who wants to, there's no
reason why you shouldn't! Have you told father about it?"

"I have," said Mr. Raggett, "and he has given his consent."

He put such meaning into this remark and so much more in the contortion
of visage which accompanied it, that the girl stood regarding him in
blank astonishment.

"His consent?" she said in a strange voice.

Mr. Raggett nodded.

"I went to him first," he said, trying to speak confidently. "Now I've
come to you--I want you to marry me!"

"Don't you be a silly old man, Mr. Raggett," said Kate, recovering her
composure. "And as for my father, you go back and tell him I want to see
him."

She drew aside and pointed to the door, and Mr. Raggett, thinking that
he had done quite enough for one day, passed out and retraced his steps
to the "Jolly Sailor." Mr. Boom met him half-way, and having received
his message, spent the rest of the morning In fortifying himself for the
reception which awaited him.

It would be difficult to say which of the two young people was the more
astonished at this sudden change of affairs. Miss Boom, affecting to
think that her parent's reason was affected treated him accordingly,
a state of affairs not without its drawbacks, as Mr. Boom found out.
Tarrell, on the other hand, attributed it to greed, and being forbidden
the house, spent all his time ashore on a stile nearly opposite, and
sullenly watched events.

For three weeks Mr. Raggett called daily, and after staying to tea,
usually wound up the evening by formally proposing for Kate's hand. Both
conspirators were surprised and disappointed at the quietness with which
Miss Boom received these attacks; Mr. Raggett meeting with a politeness
which was a source of much wonder to both of them.

His courting came to an end suddenly. He paused one evening with his
hand on the door, and having proposed in the usual manner was going out,
when Miss Boom called him back.

"Sit down, Mr. Raggett," she said calmly. Mr. Raggett, wondering
inwardly, resumed his seat.

"You have asked me a good many times to marry you," said Kate.

"I have," said Mr. Raggett, nodding.

"And I'm sure it's very kind of you," continued the girl, "and if I've
hurt your feelings by refusing you, it is only because I have thought
perhaps I was not good enough for you."

In the silence which followed this unexpected and undeserved tribute
to Mr. Raggett's worth, the two old men eyed each other in silent
consternation.

"Still, if you've made up your mind," continued the girl, "I don't know
that it's for me to object. You're not much to look at, but you've
got the loveliest chest of drawers and the best furniture all round in
Mastleigh. And I suppose you've got a little money?"

Mr. Raggett shook his head, and in a broken voice was understood to say:
"A very little."

"I don't want any fuss or anything of that kind," said Miss Boom calmly.
"No bridesmaids or anything of that sort; it wouldn't be suitable at
your age."

Mr. Raggett withdrew his pipe, and holding it an inch or two from his
mouth, listened like one in a dream.

"Just a few old friends, and a bit of cake," continued Miss Boom
musingly. "And instead of spending a lot of money in foolish waste, well
have three weeks in London."

Mr. Raggett made a gurgling noise in his throat, and suddenly
remembering himself, pretended to think that it was something wrong with
his pipe, and removing it blew noisily through the mouthpiece.

"Perhaps," he said, in a trembling voice--"perhaps you'd better take a
little longer to consider, my dear."

Kate shook her head. "I've quite made up my mind," she said, "quite.
And now I want to marry you just as much as you want to marry me.
Good-night, Father; good-night--George."

Mr. Raggett started violently, and collapsed in his chair.

"Raggett," said Mr. Boom huskily.

"Don't talk to me," said the other, "I can't bear it."

Mr. Boom, respecting his friend's trouble, relapsed into silence again,
and for a long time not a word was spoken.

"My 'ed's in a whirl," said Mr. Raggett at length.

"It 'ud be a wonder if it wasn't," said Mr. Boom sympathetically.

"To think," continued the other miserably, "how I've been let in for
this. The plots an' the plans and the artfulness what's been goin' on
round me, an' I've never seen it."

"What d'ye mean?" demanded Mr. Boom, with sudden violence.

"I know what I mean," said Mr. Raggett darkly.

"P'r'aps you'll tell me, then," said the other.

"Who thought of it first?" demanded Mr. Raggett ferociously. "Who came
to me and asked me to court his slip of a girl?"

"Don't you be a' old fool," said Mr. Boom heatedly. "It's done now, and
what's done can't be undone. I never thought to have a son-in-law seven
or eight years older than what I am, and what's more, I don't want it."

"Said I wasn't much to look at, but she liked my chest o' drawers,"
repeated Raggett mechanically.

"Don't ask me where she gets her natur' from, cos I couldn't tell you,"
said the unhappy parent; "she don't get it from me."

Mr. Raggett allowed this reflection upon the late Mrs. Boom to pass
unnoticed, and taking his hat from the table, fixed it firmly upon his
head, and gazing with scornful indignation upon his host, stepped slowly
out of the door without going through the formality of bidding him
good-night.

"George," said a voice from above him.

Mr. Raggett started, and glanced up at somebody leaning from the window.

"Come in to tea to-morrow early," said the voice pressingly;
"good-night, dear."

Mr. Raggett turned and fled into the night, dimly conscious that a dark
figure had detached itself from the stile opposite, and was walking
beside him.

"That you, Dick?" he inquired nervously, after an oppressive silence.

"That's me," said Dick. "I heard her call you 'dear.'" Mr. Raggett, his
face suffused with blushes, hung his head.

"Called you 'dear,'" repeated Dick; "I heard her say it. I'm going to
pitch you into the harbour. I'll learn you to go courting a young girl.
What are you stopping for?"

Mr. Raggett delicately intimated that he was stopping because he
preferred, all things considered, to be alone. Finding the young man,
however, bent upon accompanying him, he divulged the plot of which he
had been the victim, and bitterly lamented his share in it.

"You don't want to marry her, then," said the astonished Dick.

"Course I don't," snarled Mr. Raggett; "I can't afford it. I'm too old;
besides which, she'll turn my little place topsy-turvy. Look here, Dick,
I done this all for you. Now, it's evident she only wants my furniture:
if I give all the best of it to you, she'll take you instead."

"No, she won't," said Dick grimly; "I wouldn't have her now not if she
asked me on her bended knee."

"Why not?" said Raggett.

"I don't want to marry that sort o' girl," said the other scornfully;
"it's cured me."

"What about me, then?" said the unfortunate Raggett.

"Well, so far as I can see, it serves you right for mixing in other
people's business," said Dick shortly. "Well, good-night, and good luck
to you."

To Mr. Raggett's sore disappointment, he kept to his resolution, and
being approached by Mr. Boom on his elderly friend's behalf, was rudely
frank to him.

"I'm a free man again," he said blithely, "and I feel better than I've
felt for ever so long. More manly."

"You ought to think of other people," said Mr. Boom severely; "think of
poor old Raggett."

"Well, he's got a young wife out of it," said Dick. "I dare say he'll be
happy enough. He wants somebody to help him spend his money."

In this happy frame of mind he resumed his ordinary life, and when he
encountered his former idol, met her with a heartiness and unconcern
which the lady regarded with secret disapproval. He was now so sure of
himself that, despite a suspicion of ulterior design on the part of Miss
Boom, he even accepted an invitation to tea.

The presence of Mr. Raggett made it a slow and solemn function. Nobody
with any feelings could eat with any appetite with that afflicted man at
the table, and the meal passed almost in silence. Kate cleared the meal
away, and the men sat at the open door with their pipes while she washed
up in the kitchen.

"Me an' Raggett thought o' stepping down to the 'Sailor's'" said Mr.
Boom, after a third application of his friend's elbow.

"I'll come with you," said Dick.

"Well, we've got a little business to talk about," said Boom
confidentially; "but we shan't be long. If you wait here, Dick, we'll
see you when we come back."

"All right," said Tarrell.

He watched the two old men down the road, and then, moving his chair
back into the room, silently regarded the busy Kate.

"Make yourself useful," said she brightly; "shake the tablecloth."

Tarrell took it to the door, and having shaken it, folded it with much
gravity, and handed it back.

"Not so bad for a beginner," said Kate, taking it and putting it in a
drawer. She took some needlework from another drawer, and, sitting down,
began busily stitching.

"Wedding-dress?" inquired Tarrell, with an assumption of great ease.

"No, tablecloth!" said the girl, with a laugh. "You'll want to know a
little more before you get married."

"Plenty o' time for me," said Tarrell; "I'm in no hurry."

The girl put her work down and looked up at him.

"That's right," she said steadily. "I suppose you were rather surprised
to hear I was going to get married?"

"A little." said Tarrell; "there's been so many after old Raggett, I
didn't think he'd ever be caught."

"Oh!" said Kate.

"I daresay he'll make a very good husband," said Tarrell patronisingly.
"I think you'll make a nice couple. He's got a nice home."

"That's why I'm going to marry him," said Kate. "Do you think it's wrong
to marry a man for that?"

"That's your business," said Tarrell coldly; "speaking for myself, and
not wishing to hurt your feelings, _I_ shouldn't like to marry a girl
like that."

"You mean you wouldn't like to marry me?" said Kate softly.

She leaned forward as she spoke, until her breath fanned his face.

"That's what I do mean," said Tarrell, with a suspicion of doggedness in
his voice.

"Not even if I asked you on my bended knees?" said Kate. "Aren't you
glad you're cured?"

"Yes," said Tarrell manfully.

"So am I," said the girl; "and now that you are happy, just go down to
the 'Jolly Sailor's,' and make poor old Raggett happy too."

"How?" ask Tarrell.

"Tell him that I have only been having a joke with him," said Kate,
surveying him with a steady smile. "Tell him that I overheard him
and father talking one night, and that I resolved to give them both a
lesson. And tell them that I didn't think anybody could have been so
stupid as they have been to believe in it."

She leaned back in her chair, and, regarding the dumfounded Tarrell with
a smile of wicked triumph, waited for him to speak, "Raggett, indeed!"
she said disdainfully.

"I suppose," said Tarrell at length, speaking very slowly, "my being
stupid was no surprise to you?"

"Not a bit," said the girl cheerfully.

"I'll ask you to tell Raggett yourself," said Tarrell, rising and moving
towards the door. "I sha'n't see him. Good-night."

"Good-night," said she. "Where are you going, then?"

There was no reply.

"Where are you going?" she repeated. Then a suspicion of his purpose
flashed across her. "You're not foolish enough to be going away?" she
cried in dismay.

"Why not?" said Tarrell slowly.

"Because," said Kate, looking down--"oh, because--well, it's
ridiculous. I'd sooner have you stay here and feel what a stupid you've
been making of yourself. I want to remind you of it sometimes."

"I don't want reminding," said Tarrell, taking Raggett's chair; "I know
it now."




A RASH EXPERIMENT

The hands on the wharf had been working all Saturday night and well into
the Sunday morning to finish the _Foam_, and now, at ten o'clock, with
hatches down and freshly-scrubbed decks, the skipper and mate stood
watching the tide as it rose slowly over the smooth Thames mud.

"What time's she coming?" inquired the skipper, turning a lazy eye up at
the wharf.

"About ha'-past ten, she said," replied the mate. "It's very good o' you
to turn out and let her have your state-room."

"Don't say another word about that," said the skipper impressively.
"I've met your wife once or twice, George, an' I must say that a nicer
spoken woman, an' a more well-be'aved one, I've seldom seen."

"Same to you," said the mate; "your wife I mean."

"Any man," continued the skipper, "'s would lay in a comfortable
state-room, George, and leave a lady a-trying to turn and to dress and
ondress herself in a pokey little locker ought to be ashamed of
himself."

"You see, it's the luggage they bring," said the mate, slowly refilling
his pipe. "What they want with it all I can't think. As soon as my old
woman makes up her mind to come for a trip, tomorrow being Bank Holiday,
an' she being in the mind for a outing, what does she do? Goes down
Commercial Road and buys a bonnet far beyond her station."

"They're all like it," said the skipper; "mine's just as bad. What does
that boy want?"

The boy approached the edge of the jetty, and, peering down at them,
answered for himself.

"Who's Captain Bunnett?" he demanded, shrilly.

"That's me, my lad," said the skipper, looking up.

"I've got a letter for yer," said the boy, holding it out.

The skipper held out his hands and caught it; and, after reading the
contents, felt his beard and looked at the mate.

"It never rains but it pours," he said figuratively.

"What's up?" inquired the other.

"Ere's my old woman coming now," said the skipper. "Sent a note to
say she's getting ready as fast as she can, an' I'm not to sail on any
account till she comes."

"That's awkward," said the mate, who felt that he was expected to say
something.

"It never struck me to tell her your wife was coming," said the skipper.
"Where we're to put 'em both I don't know. I s'pose it's quite certain
your wife'll come?"

"Certain," said the mate.

"No chance of 'er changing 'er mind?" suggested the skipper, looking
away from him.

"Not now she's got that bonnet," replied the mate. "I s'pose there's no
chance of your wife changing hers?"

The skipper shook his head. "There's one thing," he said hopefully,
"they'll be nice company for each other. They'll have to 'ave the
state-room between 'em. It's a good job my wife ain't as big as yours."

"We'll be able to play four 'anded wist sometimes," said the mate, as he
followed the skipper below to see what further room could be made.

"Crowded but jolly," said the other.

The two cabs drove up almost at the same moment while they were below,
and Mrs. Bunnett's cabman had no sooner staggered on to the jetty with
her luggage than Mrs. Fillson's arrived with hers. The two ladies, who
were entire strangers, stood regarding each other curiously as they
looked down at the bare deck of the _Foam_.

"George!" cried Mrs. Fillson, who was a fine woman, raising her voice
almost to a scream in the effort to make herself heard above the winch
of a neighbouring steamer.

It was unfortunate perhaps that both officers of the schooner bore the
same highly-respectable Christian name.

"_George!_" cried Mrs. Bunnett, glancing indignantly at the other lady.

"_Ge-orge!_" cried Mrs. Fillson, returning her looks with interest.

"Hussey," said Mrs. Bunnett under her breath, but not very much under.

"George!"

There was no response.

"_George!_" cried both ladies together.

Still no response, and they made a louder effort.

There was yet another George on board, in the fo'c'sle, and, in response
to pushes from curious friends below, he came up, and regarded the fair
duettists open-mouthed.

"What d'yer want?" he said, at length sheepishly.

"Will you tell Captain Bunnett that his wife, Mrs. Bunnett, is here?"
said that lady, a thin, little woman with bright black eyes.

"Yes, mum," said the seaman, and was hurrying off when Mrs. Fillson
called him back.

"Will you tell Mr. Fillson that his wife, Mrs. Fillson, is up here?" she
said politely.

"All right, mum," said the other, and went be-low to communicate the
pleasing tidings. Both husbands came up on deck hastily, and a glance
served to show them how their wives stood.

"How do you do, Cap'n Bunnett," said Mrs. Fillson, with a fascinating
smile.

"Good-morning, marm," said the skipper, trying to avoid his wife's eyes;
"that's my wife, Mrs. Bunnett."

"Good-morning, ma'am," said Mrs. Fillson, adjusting the new bonnet with
the tips of her fingers.

"Good-morning to you," said Mrs. Bunnett in a cold voice, but
patronising. "You have come to bring your husband some of his things, I
suppose?"

"She's coming with us," said the skipper, in a hurry to have it over.
"Wait half a moment, and I'll help you down."

He got up on to the side and helped them both to the deck, and, with a
great attempt at cheery conversation, led the way below, where, in the
midst of an impressive silence, he explained that the ladies would have
to share the state-room between them.

"That's the only way out of it," said the mate, after waiting in vain
for them to say something.

"It's a fairish size when you come to look at it," said the skipper,
putting his head on one side to see whether the bunk looked larger that
way.

"Pack three in there at a pinch," said the mate hardily.

Still the ladies said nothing, but there was a storm-signal hoisted in
Mrs. Bunnett's cheek, which boded no good to her husband. There was room
only for one trunk in the state-room, and by prompt generalship Mrs.
Fillson got hers in first. Having seen it safe she went up on deck for a
look round.

"George," said Mrs. Bunnett fiercely, as soon as they were alone.

"Yes, my dear," said her husband.

"Pack that woman off home," said Mrs. Bunnett sharply.

"I couldn't do that," said the skipper firmly. "It's your own fault; you
should have said you was coming."

"Oh, I know you didn't want me to come," said Mrs. Bunnett, the roses on
her bonnet trembling. "The mate can think of a little pleasure for _his_
wife, but I can stay at home and do your mending and keep the house
clean. Oh, I know; don't tell me."

"Well, it's too late to alter it," said her husband. "I must get up
above now; you'd better come too."

Mrs. Bunnett followed him on deck, and, getting as far from the mate's
wife as possible, watched with a superior air of part ownership the
movements of the seamen as they got under way. A favorable westerly
breeze was blowing, and the canvas once set she stood by her husband
as he pointed out the various objects of interest on the banks of the
river.

They were still in the thick of the traffic at dinner time, so that the
skipper was able, to his secret relief, to send the mate below to do the
honours of the table. He came up from it pale and scared, and, catching
the skipper's eye, hunched his shoulders significantly.

"No words?" inquired the latter anxiously, in a half-whisper.

"Not exactly words," replied the mate. "What you might call snacks."

"I know," said the other with a groan.

"If you don't now," said the mate, "you will at tea time. I'm not going
to sit down there with them again alone. You needn't think it. If you
was to ask me what I've been eating I couldn't tell you."

He moved off a bit as his table companions came up on deck, and the
master of the _Foam_ deciding to take the bull by the horns, called
both of them to him, and pointed out the beauties of the various passing
craft. In the midst of his dis-course his wife moved off, leaving the
unhappy man conversing alone with Mrs. Fillson, her face containing an
expression such as is seen in the prints of the very best of martyrs as
she watched them.

At tea time the men sat in misery, Mrs. Bunnett passed Mrs. Fillson her
tea without looking at her, an example which Mrs. Fillson followed in
handing her the cut bread and butter. When she took the plate back it
was empty, and Mrs. Bunnett, convulsed with rage, was picking the slices
out of her lap.

"Oh, I _am_ sorry," said Mrs. Fillson.

"You're not, ma'am," said Mrs. Bunnett fiercely. "You did it a purpose."

"There, there!" said both men feebly.

"Of course my husband'll sit quite calm and see me insulted," said Mrs.
Bunnett, rising angrily from her seat.

"And my husband'll sit still drinking tea while I'm given the lie," said
Mrs. Fillson, bending an indignant look upon the mate.

"If you think I'm going to share the state-room with that woman, George,
you're mistaken," said Mrs. Bunnett in a terrible voice. "I'd sooner
sleep on a doorstep."

"And I'd sooner sleep on the scraper," said Mrs. Fillson, regarding her
foe's scanty proportions.

"Very well, me an' the mate'll sleep there," said the skipper wearily.
"You can have the mate's bunk and Mrs. Fillson can have the locker. You
don't mind, George?"

"Oh, George don't mind," said Mrs. Bunnett mimickingly; "anything'll
do for George. If you'd got the spirit of a man, you wouldn't let me be
insulted like this."

"And if you'd got the spirit of a man," said Mrs. Fillson, turning on
her husband, "you wouldn't let them talk to me like this. You never
stick up for me."

She flounced up on deck where Mrs. Bunnett, after a vain attempt to
finish her tea, shortly followed her. The two men continued their meal
for some time in silence.

"We'll have to 'ave a quarrel just to oblige them, George," said the
skipper at length, as he put down his cup. "Nothing else'll satisfy
'em."

"It couldn't be done," said the mate, reaching over and clapping him on
the back.

"Just pretend, I mean," said the other.

"It couldn't be done proper," said the mate; "they'd see through it.
We've sailed together five years now, an' never 'ad what I could call a
really nasty word."

"Well, if you can think o' anything," said the skipper, "say so. This
sort o' thing is worrying."

"See how we get on at breakfast," said the mate, as he lit his pipe. "If
that's as bad as this, we'll have a bit of a row to please 'em."

Breakfast next morning was, if anything, worse, each lady directly
inciting her lord to acts of open hostility. In this they were
unsuccessful, but in the course of the morning the husbands arranged
matters to their own satisfaction, and at the next meal the storm broke
with violence.

"I don't wish to complain or hurt anybody's feelings," said the skipper,
after a side-wink at the mate, "but if you could eat your wittles with a
little less noise, George, I'd take it as a favour."

"Would you?" said the mate, as his wife stiffened suddenly in her seat.
"Oh!"

Both belligerents, eyeing each other ferociously, tried hard to think of
further insults.

"Like a pig," continued the skipper grumblingly.

The mate hesitated so long for a crushing rejoinder that his wife lost
all patience and rose to her feet crimson with wrath.

"How dare you talk to my husband like that?" she demanded fiercely.
"George, come up on deck this instant!"

"I don't mind what he says," said the mate, who had only just begun his
dinner.

"You come away at once," said his wife, pushing his plate from him.

The mate got up with a sigh, and, meeting the look of horror-stricken
commiseration in his captain's eye, returned it with one of impotent
rage.

"Use a larger knife, cap'n," he said savagely, "You'll swallow that
little 'un one of these days."

The skipper, with the weapon in question gripped in his fist, turned
round and stared at him in petrified amazement.

"If I wasn't the cap'n o' this ship, George," he said huskily, "an'
bound to set a good example to the men, I'd whop you for them words."

"It's all for your good, Captain Bunnett," said Mrs. Fillson mincingly.
"There was a poor old workhouse man I used to give a penny to some
times, who would eat with his knife, and he choked himself with it."

"Ay, he did that, and he hadn't got a mouth half the size o' yours,"
said the mate warningly.

"Cap'n or no cap'n, crew or no crew," said the skipper in a suffocating
voice, "I can't stand this. Come up on deck, George, and repeat them
words."

"Before the mate could accept the invitation, he was dragged back by his
wife, while at the same time Mrs. Bunnett, with a frantic scream, threw
her arms round her husband's neck, and dared him to move.

"You wait till I get you ashore, my lad," said the skipper
threateningly.

"I'll have to bring the ship home after I've done with you," retorted
the mate as he passed up on deck with his wife.

During the afternoon the couples exchanged not a word, though the two
husbands exchanged glances of fiery import, and later on, their spouses
being below, gradually drew near to each other. The mate, however, had
been thinking, and as they came together met his foe with a pleasant
smile.

"Bravo, old man," he said heartily.

"What d'yer mean?" demanded the skipper in gruff astonishment.

"I mean the way you pretended to row me," said the mate. "Splendid you
did it. I tried to back you up, but lor! I wasn't in it with you."

"What, d'yer mean to say you didn't mean what you said?" inquired the
other.

"Why, o' course," said the mate with an appearance of great surprise.
"You didn't, did you?"

"No," said the skipper, swallowing something in his throat. "No, o'
course not. But you did it well too, George. Uncommon well, you did."

"Not half so well as you did," said the mate. "Well, I s'pose we've got
to keep it up now."

"I s'pose so," said the skipper; "but we mustn't keep it up on the same
things, George. Swallerin' knives an' that sort o' thing, I mean."

"No, no," said the mate hastily.

"An' if you could get your missus to go home by train from Summercove,
George, we might have a little peace and quietness," added the other.

"She'd never forgive me if I asked her," said the mate: "you'll have to
order it, cap'n."

"I won't do that, George," said the skipper firmly. "I'd never treat a
lady like that aboard my ship. I 'ope I know 'ow to behave myself if I
do eat with my knife."

"Stow that," said the mate, reddening. "We'll wait an' see what turns
up," he added hopefully.

For the next three days nothing fresh transpired, and the bickering
between the couples, assumed on the part of the men and virulent on the
part of their wives, went from bad to worse.

It was evident that the ladies preferred it to any other amusement life
on ship-board could offer, and, after a combined burst of hysterics on
their part, in which the whole ship's company took a strong interest,
the husbands met to discuss heroic remedies.

"It's getting worse and worse," said the skipper ruefully. "We'll be
the laughing stock o' the crew even afore they're done with us. There's
another day afore we reach Summercove, there's five or six days there,
an' at least five back again."

"There'll be murder afore then," said the mate, shaking his head.

"If we could only pack 'em _both_ 'ome by train," continued the skipper.

"That's an expense," said the mate.

"It 'ud be worth it," said the other.

"An' they wouldn't do it," said the mate, "neither of 'em."

"I've seen women having rows afore," said the skipper, "but then they
could get away from each other. It's being boxed up in this little craft
as does the mischief."

"S'pose we pretend the ship's not seaworthy," said the mate.

"Then they'd stand by us," said the skipper, "closer than ever."

"I b'leeve they would," said the mate. "They'd go fast enough if we'd
got a case o' small-pox or anything like that aboard, though."

The skipper grunted assent.

"It 'ud be worth trying," said the mate. "We've pretended to have a
quarrel. Now just as we're going into port let one of the hands, the boy
if you like, pretend he's sickening for small-pox."

"How's he going to do it?" inquired the skipper derisively.

"You leave it to me," replied the other. "I've got an idea how it's to
be done."

Against his better judgment the skipper, after some demur, consented,
and the following day, when the passengers were on deck gazing at the
small port of Summercove as they slowly approached it, the cook came up
excitedly and made a communication to the skipper.

"What?" cried the latter. "Nonsense."

"What's the matter?" demanded Mrs. Bunnett, turning round.

"Cook, here, has got it into his head that the boy's got the smallpox,"
said the skipper.

Both women gave a faint scream.

"Nonsense," said Mrs. Bunnett, with a pale face.

"Rubbish," said Mrs. Fillson, clasping her hands nervously.

"Very good, mum," said the cook calmly. "You know best, o' course, but
I was on a barque once what got it aboard bad, and I think I _ought_ to
know it when I see it."

"Yes; and now you think everything's the small-pox," said Mrs. Bunnett
uneasily.

"Very well, mum," said the cook, spreading out his hands. "Will you come
down an' 'ave a _look_ at'im?"

"No," snapped Mrs. Bunnett, retreating a pace or two.

"Will you come down an' 'ave a look at 'im, sir," inquired the cook.

"You stay where you are, George," said Mrs. Bunnett shrilly, as her
husband moved forward. "Go farther off, cook."

"And keep your tongue still when we get to port," said the mate. "Don't
go blabbing it all over the place, mind, or we sha'n't get nobody to
work us out."

"Ay, ay," said the cook, moving off. "I ain't afraid of it--I've given
it to people, but I've never took it myself yet."

"I'm sure I wish I was off this dreadful ship," said Mrs. Fillson
nervously. "Nothing but unpleasantness. How long before we get to
Summercove, Cap'n Bunnett?"

"'Bout a 'our an' a 'arf ought to do it," said the skipper.

Both ladies sighed anxiously, and, going as far aft as possible, gazed
eagerly at the harbour as it opened out slowly before them.

"I shall go back by train," said Mrs. Bunnett "It's a shame, having my
holiday spoilt like this."

"It's one o' them things what can't be helped," said her husband
piously.

"You'd had better give me a little money," continued his wife, "I shall
get lodgings in the town for a day or two, till I see how things are
going."

"It 'ud be better for you to get straight back home," said the skipper.

"Nonsense," said his wife, sharply. "Suppose you take it yourself,
I should have to be here to see you were looked after. I'm sure Mrs.
Fillson isn't going home."

Mrs. Fillson, holding out her hand to Mr. Fillson, said she was sure she
wasn't.

"It'd be a load of our minds if you did go," said the mate speaking for
both.

"Well, we're not going for a day or two at any rate," said Mrs. Bunnett,
glancing almost amiably at Mrs. Fillson.

In face of this declaration, and in view of the the persistent demands
of the ladies, both men, with a very ill grace furnished them with some
money.

"Don't say a word about it ashore mind," said the mate, avoiding his
chief's indignant gaze.

"But you must have a doctor," said Mrs. Bunnett.

"I know of a doctor here," said the mate; "that's all arranged for."

He moved away for a little private talk with the skipper, but that
gentleman was not in a conversational mood, and a sombre silence fell
upon all until they were snugly berthed at Summercove, and the ladies,
preceded by their luggage on a trolly, went off to look for lodgings.
They sent down an hour later to say that they had found them, and that
they were very clean and comfortable, but a little more than they
had intended to give. They implored their husbands not to run any
unnecessary risks, and sent some disinfectant soap for them to wash
with.

For three days they kept their lodgings and became fast friends, going,
despite their anxiety, for various trips in the neighbourhood. Twice
a day at least they sent down beef-tea and other delicacies for the
invalid, which never got farther than the cabin, communication being
kept up by a small boy who had strict injunctions not to go aboard. On
the fourth day in the early morning they came down as close to the ship
as they dared to bid farewell.

"Write if there's any change for the worse," cried Mrs. Bunnett.

"Or if you get it, George," cried Mrs. Fillson anxiously.

"It's all right, he's going on beautiful," said the mate.

The two wives appeared to be satisfied, and with a final adieu went off
to the railway station, turning at every few yards to wave farewells
until they were out of sight.

"If ever I have another woman aboard my ship, George," said the skipper,
"I'll run into something. Who's the old gentleman?"

He nodded in the direction of an elderly man with white side whiskers
who, with a black bag in his hand, was making straight for the schooner.

"Captain Bunnett?" he inquired sharply.

"That's me, sir," said the skipper.

"Your wife sent me," said the tall man briskly, "My name's Thompson--Dr.
Thompson. She says you've got a case of small-pox on board which she
wants me to see."

"We've got a doctor," said the skipper and mate together.

"So your wife said, but she wished me particularly to see the case,"
said Dr. Thompson. "It's also my duty as the medical officer of the
port."

"You've done it, George, you've done it," moaned the panic-stricken
skipper reproachfully.

"Well, anybody can make a mistake,", whispered the mate back; "an' he
can't touch us, as it _ain't_ small-pox. Let him come, and we'll lay it
on to the cook. Say he made a mistake."

"That's the ticket," said the skipper, and turned to assist the doctor
to the deck as the mate hurried below to persuade the indignant boy to
strip and go bed.

In the midst of a breathless silence the doctor examined the patient;
then, to the surprise of all, he turned to the crew and examined them
one after the other.

"How long has this boy been ill?" he demanded.

"About four days," said the puzzled skipper.

"You see what comes of trying to hush this kind of thing up," said the
doctor sternly. "You keep the patient down here instead of having
him taken away and the ship disinfected, and now all these other poor
fellows have got it."

"_What?_" screamed the skipper, as the crew broke into profane
expressions of astonishment and self-pity. "Got what?"

"Why, the small-pox," said the doctor. "Got it in its worst form too.
Suppressed. There's not one of them got a mark on him. It's all inside."

"Well, I'm damned," said the skipper, as the crew groaned despairingly.

"What else did you expect?" inquired the doctor wrathfully. "Well, they
can't be moved now; they must all go to bed, and you and the mate must
nurse them."

"And s'pose we catch it?" said the mate feelingly.

"You must take your chance," said the doctor; then he relented a little.
"I'll try and send a couple of nurses down this afternoon," he added.
"In the mean time you must do what you can for them."

"Very good, sir," said the skipper brokenly.

"All you can do at present," said the doctor as he slowly mounted
the steps, "is to sponge them all over with cold water. Do it every
half-hour till the rash comes out."

"Very good," said the skipper again. "But you'll hurry up with the
nurses, sir!"

He stood in a state of bewilderment until the doctor was out of sight,
and then, with a heavy sigh, took his coat off and set to work.

He and the mate, after warning off the men who had come down to work,
spent all the morning in sponging their crew, waiting with an impatience
born of fatigue for the rash to come out. This impatience was shared by
the crew, the state of mind of the cook after the fifth sponging calling
for severe rebuke on the part of the skipper.

"I wish the nurses 'ud come, George," he said, as they sat on the deck
panting after their exertions; "this is a pretty mess if you like."

"Seems like a judgment," said the mate wearily.

"Hulloa, there," came a voice from the quay.

Both men turned and looked up at the speaker.

"Hulloa," said the skipper dully.

"What's all this about small-pox?" demanded the newcomer abruptly.

The skipper waved his hand languidly towards the fo'c'sle.

"Five of 'em down with it," he said quietly. "Are you another doctor,
sir?"

Without troubling to reply their visitor jumped on board and went nimbly
below, followed by the other two.

"Stand out of the light," he said brusquely. "Now, my lads, let's have a
look at you."

He examined them in a state of bewilderment, grunting strangely as the
washed-out men submitted to his scrutiny.

"They've had the best of cold sponging," said the skipper, not without a
little pride.

"Best of what?" demanded the other.

The skipper told him, drawing back indignantly as the doctor suddenly
sat down and burst into a hoarse roar of laughter. The unfeeling noise
grated harshly on the sensitive ears of the sick men, and Joe Burrows,
raising himself in his bunk, made a feeble attempt to hit him.

"You've been sold," said the doctor, wiping his eyes.

"I don't take your meaning," said the skipper, with dignity.

"Somebody's been having a joke with you," said the doctor. "Get up, you
fools, you've got about as much small-pox as I have."

"Do you mean to tell me----" began the skipper.

"Somebody's been having a joke with you, I tell you," repeated the
doctor, as the men, with sundry oaths, half of relief, half of dudgeon,
got out of bed and began groping for their clothes. "Who is it, do you
think?"

The skipper shook his head, and the mate, following his lead, in duty
bound, shook his; but a little while after, as they sat by the wheel
smoking and waiting for the men to return to work the cargo out, they
were more confidential. The skipper removed his pipe from his mouth,
and, having eyed the mate for some time in silence, jerked his thumb in
the direction of the railway station. The mate, with a woe-begone nod,
assented.




THE CABIN PASSENGER

The captain of the _Fearless_ came on to the wharf in a manner more
suggestive of deer-stalking than that of a prosaic shipmaster returning
to his craft. He dodged round an empty van, lurked behind an empty
barrel, flitted from that to a post, and finally from the interior of a
steam crane peeped melodramatically on to the deck of his craft.

To the ordinary observer there was no cause for alarm. The decks were a
bit slippery but not dangerous except to a novice; the hatches were on,
and in the lighted galley the cook might be discovered moving about in a
manner indicative of quiet security and an untroubled conscience.

With a last glance behind him the skipper descended from the crane and
stepped lightly aboard.

"Hist," said the cook, coming out quietly. "I've been watching for you
to come."

"Damned fine idea of watching you've got," said the skipper irritably.
"What is it?"

The cook jerked his thumb towards the cabin.

"He's down there," he said in a hoarse whisper.

"The mate said when you came aboard you was just to go and stand near
the companion and whistle 'God Save the Queen' and he'll come up to you
to see what's to be done."

"_Whistle!_" said the skipper, trying to moisten his parched lips with
his tongue. "I couldn't whistle just now to save my life."

"The mate don't know what to do, and that was to be the signal," said
the cook. "He's down there with him givin' 'im drink and amoosin' im.

"Well, you go and whistle it," said the skipper.

The cook wiped his mouth on the back of his hand. "Ow does it go?" he
inquired anxiously, "I never could remember toones."

"Oh, go and tell Bill to do it?" said the skipper impatiently.

Summoned noiselessly by the cook, Bill came up from the forecastle, and
on learning what was required of him pursed up his lips and started
our noble anthem with a whistle of such richness and volume that the
horrified skipper was almost deafened with it. It acted on the mate
like a charm, and he came from below and closed Bill's mouth, none too
gently, with a hand which shook with excitement. Then, as quietly as
possible, he closed the companion and secured the fastenings.

"He's all right," he said to the skipper breathlessly. "He's a prisoner.
He's 'ad four goes o' whisky, an' he seems inclined to sleep."

"Who let him go down the cabin," demanded the skipper angrily. "It's a
fine thing I can't leave the ship for an hour or so but what I come back
and find people sitting all round my cabin."

"He let hisself darn," said the cook, who saw a slight opening
advantageous to himself in connection with a dish smashed the day
before, "an' I was that surprised, not to say alarmed, that I dropped
the large dish and smashed it."

"What did he say?" inquired the skipper.

"The blue one, I mean," said the cook, who wanted that matter settled
for good, "the one with the place at the end for the gravy to run into."

"What did he say?" vociferated the skipper.

"'E ses,' 'ullo,' he ses, 'you've done it now, old man,'" replied the
truthful cook.

The skipper turned a furious face to the mate.

"When the cook come up and told me," said the mate, in answer, "I see at
once what was up, so I went down and just talked to him clever like."

"I should like to know what you said," muttered the skipper.

"Well, if you think you can do better than I did you'd better go down
and see him," retorted the mate hotly. "After all, it's you what 'e come
to see. He's your visitor."

"No offence, Bob," said the skipper. "I didn't mean nothing."

"I don't know nothin' o' horse racin'," continued the mate, with an
insufferable air, "and I never 'ad no money troubles in my life, bein'
always brought up proper at 'ome and warned of what would 'appen, but I
know a sheriff's officer when I see 'im."

"What am I to do?" groaned the skipper, too depressed even to resent
his subordinate's manner, "it's a judgment summons. It's ruin if he gets
me."

"Well, so far as I can see, the only thing for you to do is to miss the
ship this trip," said the mate, without looking at him. "I can take her
out all right."

"I won't," said the skipper, interrupting fiercely.

"Very well, you'll be nabbed," said the mate.

"You've been wanting to handle this craft a long time," said the skipper
fiercely. "You could ha' got rid of him if you'd wanted to. He's no
business down my cabin."

"I tried everything I could think of," asseverated the mate.

"Well, he's come down on my ship without being asked," said the skipper
fiercely, "and damme he can stay there. Cast off."

"But," said the mate, "s'pose----"

"Cast off," repeated the skipper. "He's come on my ship, and I'll give
him a trip free."

"And where are you and the mate to sleep?" Inquired the cook, who was a
man of pessimistic turn of mind and given to forebodings.

"In your bunks," said the skipper brutally. "Cast off there."

The men obeyed, grinning, and the schooner was soon threading her way
in the darkness down the river, the skipper listening somewhat nervously
for the first intimation of his captive's awakening.

He listened in vain that night, for the prisoner made no sign, but at
six o'clock in the morning, when the _Fearless_, coming within sight of
the Nore, began to dance like a cork upon the waters, the mate reported
hollow groans from the cabin.

"Let him groan," said the skipper briefly, "as holler as he likes."

"Well, I'll just go down and see how he is," said the mate.

"You stay where you are," said the skipper sharply.

"Well, but you ain't going to starve the man?"

"Nothing to do with me," said the skipper ferociously; "if a man likes
to come down and stay in my cabin that's his business. I'm not supposed
to know he's there, and if I like to lock my cabin up and sleep in
a fo's'c'le what's got more fleas in than ten other fo'c's'les put
together, and what smells worse than ten fo'c's'les rolled into one,
that's my business."

"Yes, but I don't want to berth for'ard too," grumbled the other. "He
can't touch me. I can go and sleep in my berth."

"You'll do what I wish, my lad," said the skipper.

"I'm the mate," said the other darkly.

"And I'm the master," said the other; "if the master of a ship can stay
down the fo'c's'le, I'm sure a tuppeny-ha'penny mate can."

"The men don't like it," objected the mate.

"Damn the men," said the skipper politely, "and as to starving the chap,
there's a water-bottle full o' water in my state-room, to say nothing of
a jug, and a bag o' biscuits under the table."

The mate walked off whistling, and the skipper, by no means so easy in
his mind as he pretended to be, began to consider ways and means out of
the difficulty which he foresaw must occur when they reached port.

"What sort o' looking chap is he?" he inquired of the cook.

"Big, strong-looking chap," was the reply.

"Look as though he'd make a fuss if I sent you and Bill down below to
gag him when we get to the other end?" suggested the skipper.

The cook said that judging by appearances "fuss" would be no word for
it.

"I can't understand him keeping so quiet," said the skipper, "that's
what gets over me."

"He's biding 'is time, I expect," said the cook comfortingly. "He's a
'ard looking customer, 'sides which he's likely sea-sick."

The day passed slowly, and as night approached a sense of mystery and
discomfort overhung the vessel. The man at the wheel got nervous, and
flattered Bill into keeping him company by asking him to spin him a
yarn. He had good reason for believing that he knew his comrade's stock
of stories by heart, but in the sequel it transpired that there was one,
of a prisoner turning into a cat and getting out of the porthole and
running up helmsmen's backs, which he hadn't heard before. And he told
Bill in the most effective language he could command that he never
wanted to hear it again.

The night passed and day broke, and still the mysterious passenger made
no sign. The crew got in the habit of listening at the companion and
peeping through the skylight; but the door of the state-room was closed,
and the cabin itself as silent as the grave. The skipper went about with
a troubled face, and that afternoon, unable to endure the suspense any
longer, civilly asked the mate to go below and investigate.

"I'd rather not," said the mate, shrugging his shoulders.

"I'd sooner he served me and have done with it," said the skipper. "I
get thinking all sorts of awful things."

"Well, why don't you go down yourself," said the mate. "He'd serve you
fast enough, I've no doubt."

"Well, it may be just his artfulness," said the skipper; "an' I don't
want to humour him if he's all right. I'm askin' it as a favour, Bob."

"I'll go if the cook'll come," said the mate after a pause.

The cook hesitated.

"Go on, cook," said the skipper sharply; "don't keep the mate waiting,
and, whatever you do, don't let him come up on deck."

The mate led the way to the companion, and, opening it quietly, led the
way below, followed by the cook. There was a minute's awful suspense,
and then a wild cry rang out below, and the couple came dashing madly up
on deck again.

"What is it?" inquired the pallid skipper.

The mate, leaning for support against the wheel, opened his mouth, but
no words came; the cook, his hands straight by his side and his eyes
glassy, made a picture from which the crew drew back in awe.

"What's--the--matter?" said the skipper again.

Then the mate, regaining his composure by an effort, spoke.

"You needn't trouble to fasten the companion again," he said slowly.

The skipper's face changed from white to grey, "Why not?" he asked in a
trembling voice.

"He's dead," was the solemn reply.

"Nonsense," said the other, with quivering lips.

"He's shamming or else fainting. Did you try to bring him round?"

"I did not," said the mate. "I don't deceive you. I didn't stay down
there to do no restoring, and I don't think you would either."

"Go down and see whether you can wake him, cook," said the skipper.

"Not me," said the cook with a mighty shudder.

Two of the hands went and peeped furtively down through the skylight.
The empty cabin looked strangely quiet and drear, and the door of the
state-room stood ajar. There was nothing to satisfy their curiosity, but
they came back looking as though they had seen a ghost.

"What's to be done?" said the skipper, helplessly.

"Nothing can be done," said the mate. "He's beyond our aid."

"I wasn't thinking about _him_," said the skipper.

"Well, the best thing you can do when we get to Plymouth is to bolt,"
said the mate. "We'll hide it up as long as we can to give you a start.
It's a hanging matter."

The hapless master of the _Fearless_ wiped his clammy brow. "I can't
think he's dead," he said slowly. "Who'll come down with me to see?"

"You'd better leave it alone," said the mate kindly, "it ain't pleasant,
and besides that we can all swear up to the present that you haven't
touched him or been near him."

"Who'll come down with me?" repeated the skipper. "I believe it's a
trick, and that he'll start up and serve me, but I feel I must go."

He caught Bill's eye, and that worthy seaman, after a short tussle with
his nerves, shuffled after him. The skipper brushing aside the mate,
who sought to detain him, descended first, and entering the cabin stood
hesitating, with Bill close behind him.

"Just open the door, Bill," he said slowly.

"Arter you, sir," said the well-bred Bill.

The skipper stepped slowly towards it and flung it suddenly open. Then
he drew back with a sharp cry and looked nervously about him. _The bed
was empty_.

"Where's he gone?" whispered the trembling Bill.

"The other made no reply, but in a dazed fashion began to grope about
the cabin. It was a small place and soon searched, and the two men sat
down and eyed each other in blank amazement.

"Where is he?" said Bill at length.

The skipper shook his head helplessly, and was about to ascribe the
mystery to supernatural agencies, when the truth in all its naked
simplicity flashed upon him, and he spoke. "It's the mate," he said
slowly, "the mate and the cook. I see it all now; there's never been
anybody here. It was a little job on the mate's part to get the ship. If
you want to hear a couple o' rascals sized up, Bill, come on deck."

And Bill, grinning in anticipation, went.




"CHOICE SPIRITS"

The day was fine and the breeze so light that the old patched sails were
taking the schooner along at a gentle three knots per hour. A sail or
two shone like snow in the offing, and a gull hovered in the air astern.
From the cabin to the galley, and from the galley to the untidy tangle
in the bows, there was no sign of life to benefit by the conversation
of the skipper and mate as they discussed a wicked and mutinous spirit
which had become observable in the crew.

"It's sheer, rank wickedness, that's what it is," said the skipper, a
small, elderly man, with grizzled beard and light blue eyes.

"Rank," agreed the mate, whose temperament was laconic.

"Why, when I was a boy you wouldn't believe what I had to eat," said the
skipper; "not if I took my Bible oath on it, you wouldn't."

"They're dainty," said the mate.

"Dainty!" said the other indignantly. "What right have hungry sailormen
to be dainty? Don't I give them enough to eat? Look! Look there!"

He drew back, choking, and pointed with his forefinger as Bill Smith,
A.B., came on deck with a plate held at arm's length, and a nose
disdainfully elevated. He affected not to see the skipper, and, walking
in a mincing fashion to the side, raked the food from the plate into the
sea with his fingers. He was followed by George Simpson, A.B., who
in the same objectionable fashion wasted food which the skipper had
intended should nourish his frame.

"I'll pay 'em for this," murmured the skipper.

"There's some more," said the mate.

Two more men came on deck, grinning consciously, and disposed of their
dinners. Then there was an interval--an interval in which everybody fore
and aft, appeared to be waiting for something; the something being at
that precise moment standing at the foot of the foc'sle ladder, trying
to screw its courage up.

"If the boy comes," said the skipper in a strained, unnatural voice,
"I'll flay him alive."

"You'd better get your knife out, then," said the mate.

The boy appeared on deck, very white about the gills, and looking
piteously at the crew for support. He became conscious from their scowls
that he had forgotten something, and remembering himself, stretched out
his skinny arms to their full extent, and, crinkling his nose, walked
with great trepidation to the side.

"Boy!" vociferated the skipper suddenly.

"Yessir," said the urchin hastily.

"Comm'ere," said the skipper sternly.

"Shove your dinner over first," said four low, menacing voices.

The boy hesitated, then walked slowly towards the skipper.

"What are you going to do with that dinner?" demanded the latter grimly.

"Eat it," said the youth modestly.

"What d'yer bring it on deck for, then?" inquired the other, bending his
brows on him.

"I thought it would taste better on deck, sir," said the boy.

"Taste better!" growled the skipper ferociously. "Ain't it good?"

"Yessir," said the boy.

"Speak louder," said the skipper sternly. "Is it very good?"

"Beautiful," said the boy in a shrill falsetto.

"Did you ever taste better wittles than you get aboard this ship?"
demanded the skipper, setting him a fine example in loud speaking.

"Never!" yelled the boy, following it.

"Everything as it should be?" roared the skipper.

"Better than it should be," shrilled the craven

"Sit down and eat it," commanded the other.

The boy sat on the cabin skylight, and, taking out his pocket-knife,
began his meal with every appearance of enjoyment, the skipper, with his
elbows on the side, and his legs crossed, regarding him serenely.

"I suppose," he said loudly, after watching the boy for some time, "I
s'pose the men threw theirs overboard becos they hadn't been used to
such good food?"

"Yessir," said the boy.

"Did they say so?" bawled the other.

The boy hesitated, and glanced nervously forward. "Yessir," he said
at length, and shuddered as a low, ominous growl came from the crew.
Despite his slowness the meal came to an end at last, and, in obedience
to orders, he rose and took his plate forward, looking entreatingly at
the crew as he passed them.

"Come down below," said Bill, "we want to have a talk with you."

"Can't," said the boy. "I've got my work to do. I haven't got time to
talk."

He stayed up on deck until evening, and then, the men's anger having
evaporated somewhat, crept softly below, and climbed into his bunk.
Simpson leaned over and made a clutch at him, but Bill pushed him aside.

"Leave him alone," said he quietly, "we'll take it out of him
to-morrow."

For some time Tommy lay worrying over the fate in store for him, and
then, yielding to fatigue, turned over and slept soundly until he was
awakened some three hours later by the men's voices, and, looking out,
saw that the lamp was alight and the crew at supper, listening quietly
to Bill, who was speaking.

"I've a good mind to strike, that's what I've a good mind to do," he
said savagely, as, after an attempt at the butter, he put it aside and
ate dry biscuit.

"An' get six months," said old Ned. "That won't do, Bill."

"Are we to go a matter of six or seven days on dry biscuit and rotten
taters?" demanded the other fiercely. "Why, it's slow sooicide."

"I wish one of you would commit sooicide," said Ned, looking wistfully
round at the faces, "that 'ud frighten the old man, and bring him round
a bit."

"Well, you're the eldest," said Bill pointedly.

"Browning's a easy death too," said Simpson persuasively, "you can't
have much enjoyment in life at your age, Ned?"

"And you might leave a letter behind to the skipper, saying as 'ow you
was drove to it by bad food," said the cook, who was getting ex-cited.

"Talk sense!" said the old man very shortly.

"Look here," said Bill suddenly, "I tell you what we can do: let one of
us pretend to commit suicide, and write a letter as Slushey here ses,
saying as 'ow we're gone overboard sooner than be starved to death. It
'ud scare the old man proper; and p'raps he'd let us start on the other
meat without eating up this rotten stuff first!"

"How's it to be done!" asked Simpson, staring.

"Go an' 'ide down the fore 'old," said Bill "There's not much stuff down
there. We'll take off the hatch when one of us is on watch to-night,
and--whoever wants to--can go and hide down there till the old man's
come to his senses. What do you think of it, mates?"

"It's all right as an idea," said Ned slowly, "but who's going?"

"Tommy," replied Bill simply.

"Blest if I ever thought of him," said Ned admiringly, "did you, cookie?"

"Never crossed my mind," said the cook.

"You see the best o' Tommy's going," said Bill, "is that the old man 'ud
only give him a flogging if he found it out. We wouldn't split as to who
put the hatch on over him. He can be there as comfortable as you please,
do nothing, and sleep all day if he likes. O' course we don't know
anything about it, we miss Tommy, and find the letter wrote on this
table."

The cook leaned forward and regarded his colleague favourably; then he
pursed his lips, and nodded significantly at an upper bunk from which
the face of Tommy, pale and scared, looked anxiously down.

"Halloa!" said Bill, "have you heard what we've been saying?"

"I heard you say something about going to drown old Ned," said Tommy
guardedly.

"He's heard all about it," said the cook severely. "Do you know where
little boys who tell lies go to, Tommy?"

"I'd sooner go there than down the fore 'old," said Tommy, beginning to
knuckle his eyes. "I won't go. I'll tell the skipper."

"No, you won't," said Bill sternly. "This is your punishment for them
lies you told about us to-day, an' very cheap you've got off too. Now,
get out o' that bunk. Come on afore I pull you out."

With a miserable whimper the youth dived beneath his blankets, and,
clinging frantically to the edge of his berth, kicked convulsively as he
was lifted down, blankets and all, and accommodated with a seat at the
table.

"Pen and ink and paper, Ned," said Bill.

The old man produced them, and Bill, first wiping off with his
coat-sleeve a piece of butter which the paper had obtained from the
table, spread it before the victim.

"I can't write," said Tommy sullenly.

The men looked at each other in dismay.

"It's a lie," said the cook.

"I tell you I can't," said the urchin, becoming hopeful, "that's why
they sent me to sea becos I couldn't read or write."

"Pull his ear, Bill," said Ned, annoyed at these aspersions upon an
honourable profession.

"It don't matter," said Bill, calmly. "I'll write it for 'im; the old
man don't know my fist."

He sat down at the table, and, squaring his shoulders, took a noisy dip
of ink, and scratching his head, looked pensively at the paper.

"Better spell it bad, Bill," suggested Ned.

"Ay, ay," said the other. "'Ow do you think a boy would spell sooicide,
Ned?"

The old man pondered. "S-o-o-e-y-s-i-d-e," he said slowly.

"Why, that's the right way, ain't it?" inquired the cook, looking from
one to the other.

"We mustn't spell it right," said Bill, with his pen hovering over the
paper. "Be careful, Ned."

"We'll say killed myself instead," said the old man. "A boy wouldn't use
such a big word as that p'raps."

Bill bent over his work, and, apparently paying great attention to his
friends' entreaties not to write it too well, slowly wrote the letter.

"How's this?" he inquired, sitting back in his seat.

"'Deer captin i take my pen in hand for the larst time to innform you
that i am no more suner than heat the 'orrible stuff what you kall meet
i have drownded miself it is a moor easy death than starvin' i 'ave left
my clasp nife to bill an' my silver wotch to it is 'ard too dee so young
tommie brown.'"

"Splendid!" said Ned, as the reader finished and looked inquiringly
round.

"I put in that bit about the knife and the watch to make it seem real,"
said Bill, with modest pride; "but, if you like, I'll leave 'em to you
instead, Ned."

"I don't want 'em," said the old man generously.

"Put your cloes on," said Bill, turning to the whimpering Tommy.

"I'm _not_ going down that fore 'old," said Tommy desperately. "You may
as well know now as later on--I won't go."

"Cookie," said Bill calmly, "just 'and me them cloes, will you? Now,
Tommy."

"I tell you, I'm not going to," said Tommy.

"An' that little bit o' rope, cookie," said Bill, "it's just down by
your 'and. Now, Tommy."

The youngest member of the crew looked from his clothes to the rope, and
from the rope back to his clothes again.

"How'm I goin' to be fed?" he demanded sullenly, as he began to dress.

"You'll have a stone bottle o' water to take down with you an' some
biskits," replied Bill, "an' of a night time we'll hand you down some o'
that meat you're so fond of. Hide 'em behind the cargo, an' if you hear
anybody take the hatch off in the day time, nip behind it yourself."

"An' what about fresh air?" demanded the sacrifice.

"You'll 'ave fresh air of a night when the hatch is took off," said
Bill. "Don't you worry, I've thought of everything."

The arrangements being concluded, they waited until Simpson relieved
the mate at the helm, and then trooped up on deck, half-pushing and
half-leading their reluctant victim.

"It's just as if he was going on a picnic," said old Ned, as the boy
stood unwillingly on the deck, with a stone bottle in one hand and some
biscuits wrapped up in an old newspaper in the other.

"Lend a 'and, Bill. Easy does it."

Noiselessly the two seamen took off the hatch, and, as Tommy declined
to help in the proceedings at all, Ned clambered down first to receive
him. Bill took him by the scruff of the neck and lowered him down,
kicking strongly, into the hold.

"Have you got him?" inquired Bill.

"Yes," said Ned in a smothered voice, and, depositing the boy in the
hold, hastily clambered up again, wiping his mouth.

"Been having a swig at the bottle?" inquired Bill.

"Boy's heel," said Ned very shortly. "Get the hatch on."

The hatch was replaced, and Bill and his fellow conspirator, treading
quietly and not without some apprehension for the morrow, went below and
turned in. Tommy, who had been at sea long enough to take things as he
found them, curled up in the corner of the hold, and with his bottle as
a pillow fell asleep.

It was not until eight o'clock next morning that the master of the
_Sunbeam_ discovered that he was a boy short. He questioned the cook as
he sat at breakfast. The cook, who was a very nervous man, turned pale,
set the coffee-pot down with a thump which upset some of the liquor, and
bolted up on deck. The skipper, after shouting for him in some of the
most alluring swear words known on the high seas, went raging up on
deck, where he found the men standing in a little knot, looking very ill
at ease.

"Bill," said the skipper uneasily, "what's the matter with that damned
cook?"

"'E's 'ad a shock, sir," said Bill, shaking his head, "we've all 'ad a
shock."

"You'll have another in a minute," said the skipper emotionally.
"Where's the boy?"

For a moment Bill's hardihood forsook him, and he looked helplessly at
his mates. In their anxiety to avoid his gaze they looked over the side,
and a horrible fear came over the skipper. He looked at Bill mutely, and
Bill held out a dirty piece of paper.

The skipper read it through in a state of stupefaction, then he handed
it to the mate, who had followed him on deck. The mate read it and
handed it back.

"It's yours," he said shortly.

"I don't understand it," said the skipper, shaking his head. "Why, only
yesterday he was up on deck here eating his dinner, and saying it was
the best meat he ever tasted. You heard him, Bob?"

"I _heard_ him, pore little devil!" said the mate.

"You all heard him," said the skipper.

"Well, there's five witnesses I've got. He must have been mad. Didn't
nobody hear him go overboard?"

"I 'eard a splash, sir, in my watch," said Bill.

"Why didn't you run and see what it was?" demanded the other.

"I thought it was one of the chaps come up to throw his supper
overboard," said Bill simply.

"Ah!" said the skipper, biting his lip, "did you? You're always going on
about the grub. What's the matter with it?"

"It's pizon, sir," said Ned, shaking his head. "The meat's awful."

"It's as sweet as nuts," said the skipper. "Well, you can have it out of
the other tank if you like. Will that satisfy you?"

The men brightened up a little and nudged each other.

"The butters bad too, sir," said Bill.

"Butter bad!" said the skipper frowning, "how's that, cook?"

"I ain't done nothing to it, sir," said the cook helplessly.

"Give 'em butter out o' the firkin in the cabin," growled the skipper.
"It's my firm belief you'd been ill-using that boy, the food was
delicious."

He walked off, taking the letter with him, and, propping it up against
the sugar-basin, made but a poor breakfast.

For that day the men lived, as Ned put it, on the fat of the land, in
addition to the other luxuries figgy duff, a luxury hitherto reserved
for Sundays, being also served out to them. Bill was regarded as a
big-brained benefactor of the human race; joy reigned in the foc'sle,
and at night the hatch was taken off and the prisoner regaled with a
portion which had been saved for him. He ate it ungratefully, and put
churlish and inconvenient questions as to what was to happen at the end
of the voyage.

"We'll smuggle you ashore all right," said Bill, "none of us are going
to sign back in this old tub. I'll take you aboard some ship with
me--Eh?"

"I didn't say anything," said Tommy untruthfully.

To the wrath and confusion of the crew next day their commanding officer
put them back on the old diet again. The old meat was again served out,
and the grass-fed luxury from the cabin stopped. Bill shared the fate
of all leaders when things go wrong, and, from being the idol of his
fellows, became a butt for their gibes.

"What about your little idea now?" grunted old Ned, scornfully, that
evening as he broke his biscuit roughly with his teeth, and dropped it
into his basin of tea.

"You ain't as clever as you thought you was, Bill," said the cook with
the air of a discoverer.

"And there's that pore dear boy shut up in the dark for nothing," said
Simpson, with somewhat belated thoughtfulness. "An' cookie doing his
work."

"I'm not going to be beat," said Bill blackly, "the old man was badly
scared yesterday. We must have another sooicide, that's all."

"Let Tommy do it again," suggested the cook flippantly, and they all
laughed.

"Two on one trip'll about do the old man up," said Bill, regarding the
interruption unfavourably. "Now, who's going to be the next?"

"We've had enough o' this game," said Simpson, shrugging his shoulders,
"you've gone cranky, Bill."

"No, I ain't," said Bill; "I'm not going to be beat, that's all. Whoever
goes down they 'll have a nice, easy, lazy time. Sleep all day if he
likes, and nothing to do. _You_ ain't been looking very well lately,
Ned."

"Oh?" said the old man coldly.

"Well, settle it between you," said Bill carelessly, "it's all one to
me, which of you goes."

"Ho, an' what about you?" demanded Simpson.

"Me?" inquired Bill in astonishment. "Why, I've got to stay up here and
manage it."

"Well, we'll stay up and help you," said Simpson derisively.

Ned and the cook laughed, Simpson joined in. Bill rose, and going to his
bunk, fished out a pack of greasy cards from beneath his bedding.

"Larst cut, sooicide," he said briefly. "I'm in it."

He held the pack before the cook. The cook hesitated, and looked at the
other two.

"Don't be a fool, Bill," said Simpson.

"Why, do you funk it?" sneered Bill.

"It's a fool's game, I tell you," said Simpson.

"Well, you 'elped me start it," said the other. "You're afraid, that's
what you are, afraid. You can let the boy go down there, but when it
comes to yourselves you turn chicken-'arted."

"All right," said Simpson recklessly, "let Bill 'ave 'is way; out,
cookie."

Sorely against his better sense the cook complied, and drew a ten; Ned,
after much argument, cut and drew seven; Simpson, with a king in his
fist, leaned back on the locker and fingered his beard nonchalantly. "Go
on, Bill," he said, "see what you can do."

Bill took the pack and shuffled it. "I orter be able to beat seven," he
said slowly. He handed the pack to Ned, drew a card, and the other three
sat back and laughed boisterously.

"Three!" said Simpson. "Bravo, Bill! Ill write your letter for you; he'd
know your writing. What shall I say?"

"Say what you like," retorted Bill, breathing hard as he thought of the
hold.

He sat back, sneering disdainfully, as the other three merrily sat down
to compose his letter, replying only by a contemptuous silence when
Simpson asked him whether he wanted any kisses put in. When the letter
was handed over for his inspection he only made one remark.

"I thought you could write better than that, George," he said haughtily.

"I'm writing it for you," said Simpson.

Bill's hauteur vanished, and he became his old self again. "If you want
a plug in the eye, George," he said feelingly, "you've only got to say
so, you know."

His temper was so unpleasant that half the pleasure of the evening was
spoiled, and instead of being conducted to his hiding-place with quips
and light laughter, the proceedings were more like a funeral than
anything else. The crowning touch to his ill-nature was furnished
by Tommy, who upon coming up and learning that Bill was to be his
room-mate, gave way to a fit of the most unfeigned horror.

"There's another letter for you this morning," said the mate, as the
skipper came out of his state-room buttoning up his waistcoat.

"Another what?" demanded the other, turning pale.

The mate jerked his thumb upwards. "Old Ned has got it," he continued,
"I can't think what's come over the men."

The skipper dashed up on deck, and mechanically took the letter from Ned
and read it through. He stood for some time like a man in a dream, and
then stumbled down the foc'sle, and looked in all the bunks and even
under the table, then he came up and stood by the hold with his head on
one side. The men held their breath.

"What's the meaning of all this?" he demanded at length, sitting limply
on the hatch, with his eyes down.

"Bad grub, sir," said Simpson, gaining courage from his manner; "that's
what we'll have to say when we get ashore."

"You're not to say a word about it?" said the other, firing up.

"It's our dooty, sir," said Ned impressively.

"Look here now," said the skipper, and he looked at the remaining
members of the crew entreatingly. "Don't let's have no more suicides.
The old meat's gone now, and you can start the other, and when we get to
port I'll ship in some fresh butter and vegetables. But I don't want you
to say anything about the food being bad, or about these letters when we
get to port. I shall simply say the two of 'em disappeared, an' I want
you to say the same."

"It can't be done, sir," said Simpson, firmly.

The skipper rose and walked to the side. "Would a fi'pun note make any
difference?" he asked in a low voice.

"It 'ud make a little difference," said Ned cautiously.

The skipper looked up at Simpson. On the face of Simpson was an
expression of virtuous arithmetical determination.

The skipper looked down again. "Or a fi'pun note each?" he said, in a
low voice. "I can't go beyond that."

"Call it twenty pun and it's a bargain, ain't it, mates?" said Simpson.

Ned said it was, and even the cook forgot his nervousness, and said it
was evident the skipper must do the generous thing, and they'd stand by
him.

"Where's the money coming from?" inquired the mate as the skipper went
down to breakfast, and discussed the matter with him. "They wouldn't get
nothing out of me!"

The skylight was open; the skipper with a glance at it bent forward and
whispered in his ear.

"Wot!" said the mate. He endeavoured to suppress his laughter with hot
coffee and bacon, with the result that he had to rise from his seat, and
stand patiently while the skipper dealt him some hearty thumps on the
back.

With the prospect of riches before them the men cheerfully faced the
extra work; the cook did the boy's, while Ned and Simpson did Bill's
between them. When night came they removed the hatch again, and with a
little curiosity waited to hear how their victims were progressing.

"Where's my dinner?" growled Bill hungrily, as he drew himself up on
deck.

"Dinner!" said Ned, in surprise; "why, you ain't got none."

"_Wot?_" said Bill ferociously.

"You see the skipper only serves out for three now," said the cook.

"Well, why didn't you save us some?" demanded the other.

"There ain't enough of it, Bill, there ain't in-deed," said Ned. "We
have to do more work now, and there ain't enough even for us. You've got
biscuit and water, haven't you?"

Bill swore at him.

"I 've 'ad enough o' this," he said fiercely. "I'm coming up, let the
old man do what he likes. I don't care."

"Don't do that, Bill," said the old man persuasively. "Everything's
going beautiful. You was quite right what you said about the old man. We
was wrong. He's skeered fearful, and he's going to give us twenty pun to
say nothing about it when we get ashore."

"I'm going to have ten out o' that," said Bill, brightening a little,
"and it's worth it too, I get the 'orrors shut up down there all day."

"Ay, ay," said Ned, with a side kick at the cook, who was about to
question Bill's method of division.

"The old man sucked it all in beautiful," said the cook. "He's in a
dreadful way. He's got all your clothes and things, and the boy's, and
he's going to 'and 'em over to your friends. It's the best joke I ever
heard."

"You're a fool!" said Bill shortly, and lighting his pipe went and
squatted in the bows to wrestle grimly with a naturally bad temper.

For the ensuing four days things went on smoothly enough. The weather
being fair, the watch at night was kept by the men, and regularly they
had to go through the unpleasant Jack-in-the-box experience of taking
the lid off Bill. The sudden way he used to pop out and rate them about
his sufferings and their callousness was extremely trying, and it was
only by much persuasion and reminder of his share of the hush-money
that they could persuade him to return again to his lair at daybreak.

Still undisturbed they rounded the Land's End. The day had been close
and muggy, but towards night the wind freshened, and the schooner began
to slip at a good pace through the water. The two prisoners, glad to
escape from the stifling atmosphere of the hold, sat in the bows with an
appetite which the air made only too keen for the preparations made to
satisfy it.

Ned was steering, and the other two men having gone below and turned in,
there were no listeners to their low complaints about the food.

"It's a fool's game, Tommy," said Bill, shaking his head.

"_Game?_" said Tommy, sniffing. "'Ow are we going to get away when we
get to Northsea?"

"You leave that to me," said Bill. "Old Ned seems to ha' got a bad
cough," he added.

"He's choking, I should think," said Tommy, leaning forward. "Look! he's
waving his hand at us."

Both sprang up hastily, but ere they could make any attempt to escape
the skipper and mate emerged from the companion and walked towards them.

"Look here," said the skipper, turning to the mate, and indicating the
culprits with his hand; "perhaps you'll disbelieve in dreams now."

"'Strordinary!" said the mate, rubbing his eyes, as Bill stood sullenly
waiting events, while the miserable Tommy skulked behind him.

"I've heard o' such things," continued the skipper, in impressive tones,
"but I never expected to see it. You can't say you haven't seen a ghost
now, Bob."

"'Strordinary!" said the mate, shaking his head again. "Lifelike!"

"The ship's haunted, Ned," cried the skipper in hollow tones. "Here's
the sperrits o' Bill and the boy standing agin the windlass."

The bewildered old seaman made no reply; the smaller spirit sniffed and
wiped his nose on his cuff, and the larger one began to whistle softly.

"Poor things!" said the skipper, after they had discussed these
extraordinary apparitions for some time. "Can you see the windlass
through the boy, Bob?"

"I can see through both of 'em," said the mate slyly.

They stayed on deck a little longer, and then coming to the conclusion
that their presence on deck could do no good, and indeed seemed only to
embarrass their visitors, went below again, leaving all hands a prey to
the wildest astonishment.

"Wot's 'is little game?" asked Simpson, coming cautiously up on deck.

"Damned if I know," said Bill savagely.

"He don't really think you're ghosts?" suggested the cook feebly.

"O' course not," said Bill scornfully. "He's got some little game on.
Well, I'm going to my bunk. You'd better come too, Tommy. We'll find out
what it all means tomorrer, I've no doubt."

On the morrow they received a little enlightenment, for after breakfast
the cook came forward nervously to break the news that meat and
vegetables had only been served out for three. Consternation fell upon
all.

"I'll go an' see 'im," said Bill ravenously.

He found the skipper laughing heartily over something with the mate. At
the seaman's approach he stepped back and eyed him coolly.

"Mornin', sir," said Bill, shuffling up. "We'd like to know, sir, me an'
Tommy, whether we can have our rations for dinner served out now same as
before?"

"_Dinner?_" said the skipper in surprise. "What do you want dinner for?"

"Eat," said Bill, eyeing him reproachfully.

"Eat?" said the skipper. "What's the good o' giving dinner to a ghost?
Why you've got nowhere to put it."

By dint of great self-control Bill smiled in a ghastly fashion, and
patted his stomach.

"All air," said the skipper turning away.

"Can we have our clothes and things then?" said Bill grinding his teeth.
"Ned says as how you've got 'em."

"Certainly not," said the skipper. "I take 'em home and give 'em to your
next o' kin. That's the law, ain't it, Bob?"

"It is," said the mate.

"They'll 'ave your effects and your pay up to the night you committed
suicide," said the skipper.

"We didn't commit sooicide," said Bill; "how could we when we're
standing here?"

"Oh, yes, you did," said the other. "I've got your letters in my pocket
to prove it; besides, if you didn't I should give you in charge for
desertion directly we get to port."

He exchanged glances with the mate, and Bill, after standing first on
one leg and then on the other, walked slowly away. For the rest of the
morning he stayed below setting the smaller ghost a bad example in the
way of language, and threatening his fellows with all sorts of fearful
punishments.

Until dinner time the skipper heard no more of them, but he had just
finished that meal and lit his pipe when he heard footsteps on the deck,
and the next moment old Ned, hot and angry, burst into the cabin.

"Bill's stole our dinner, sir," he panted unceremoniously.

"Who?" inquired the skipper coldly.

"Bill, sir, Bill Smith," replied Ned.

"_Who?_" inquired the skipper more coldly than before.

"The ghost o' Bill Smith," growled Ned, correcting himself savagely,
"has took our dinner away, an' him an' the ghost o' Tommy Brown is a
sitting down and boltin' of it as fast as they can bolt."

"Well, I don't see what I can do," said the skipper lazily. "What'd you
let 'em for?"

"You know what Bill is, sir," said Ned. "I'm an old man, cook's no good,
and unless Simpson has a bit o' raw beef for his eyes, he won't be able
to see for a week."

"Rubbish!" said the skipper jocularly. "Don't tell me, three men all
afraid o' one ghost. I sha'n't interfere. Don't you know what to do?"

"No, sir," said Ned eagerly.

"Go up and read the prayer-book to him, and he'll vanish in a cloud of
smoke," said the skipper.

Ned gazed at him for a moment speechlessly, and then going up on deck
leaned over the side and swore himself faint. The cook and Simpson came
up and listened respectfully, contenting themselves with an occasional
suggestion when the old man's memory momentarily failed him.

For the rest of the voyage the two culprits suffered all the
inconvenience peculiar to a loss of citizenship. The skipper blandly
ignored them, and on two or three occasions gave great offence by
attempting to walk through Bill as he stood on the deck. Speculation was
rife in the fo'c'sle as to what would happen when they got ashore, and
it was not until Northsea was sighted that the skipper showed his
hand. Then he appeared on deck with their effects done up neatly in two
bundles, and pitched them on the hatches. The crew stood and eyed him
expectantly.

"Ned," said the skipper sharply.

"Sir," said the old man.

"As soon as we're made fast," said the other, "I want you to go ashore
for me and fetch an undertaker and a policeman. I can't quite make up my
mind which I want."

"Ay, ay, sir," murmured the old man.

The skipper turned away, and seizing the helm from the mate, took the
ship in. He was so intent upon his business that he appeared not to
notice the movements of Bill and Tommy as they edged nervously towards
their bundles, and waited impatiently for the schooner to get alongside
the quay. Then he turned to the mate and burst into a loud laugh as the
couple, bending suddenly, snatched up their bundles, and, clambering up
the side, sprang ashore and took to their heels. The mate laughed, too,
and a faint but mirthless echo came from the other end of the schooner.




A DISCIPLINARIAN

"There's no doubt about it," said the night watchman, "but what
dissipline's a very good thing, but it don't always act well. For
instance, I ain't allowed to smoke on this wharf, so when I want a pipe
I either 'ave to go over to the 'Queen's 'ed,' or sit in a lighter. If
I'm in the 'Queen's 'ed,' I can look arter the wharf, an' once when
I was sitting in a lighter smoking, the chap come aboard an' cast off
afore I knew what he was doing, and took me all the way to Greenwich. He
said he'd often played that trick on watchmen.

"The worst man for dissipline I ever shipped with was Cap'n Tasker, of
the _Lapwing_. He'd got it on the brain bad. He was a prim, clean-shaved
man except for a little side whisker, an' always used to try an' look as
much like a naval officer as possible.

"I never 'ad no sort of idea what he was like when I jined the ship,
an' he was quite quiet and peaceable until we was out on the open water.
Then the cloven hoof showed itself, an' he kicked one o' the men for
coming on deck with a dirty face, an' though the man told him he never
did wash becos his skin was so delikit, he sent the bos'en to turn the
hose on him.

"The bos'en seemed to take a hand in everything. We used to do
everything by his whistle, it was never out of his mouth scarcely, and
I've known that man to dream of it o' nights, and sit up in his sleep
an' try an' blow his thumb. He whistled us to swab decks, whistled us to
grub, whistled us to every blessed thing.

"Though we didn't belong to any reg'ler line, we'd got a lot o'
passengers aboard, going to the Cape, an' they thought a deal o' the
skipper. There was one young leftenant aboard who said he reminded him
o' Nelson, an' him an' the skipper was as thick as two thieves. Nice
larky young chap he was, an' more than one o' the crew tried to drop
things on him from aloft when he wasn't looking.

"Every morning at ten we was inspected by the skipper, but that wasn't
enough for the leftenant, and he persuaded the old man to drill us. He
said it would do us good an' amuse the passengers, an' we 'ad to do all
sorts o' silly things with our arms an' legs, an' twice he walked the
skipper to the other end of the ship, leaving twenty-three sailormen
bending over touching their toes, an' wondering whether they'd ever
stand straight again.

"The very worst thing o' the lot was the boat-drill. A chap might be
sitting comfortably at his grub, or having a pipe in his bunk, when the
bos'en's whistle would scream out to him that the ship was sinking, an'
the passengers drownding, and he was to come an' git the boats out an'
save 'em. Nice sort o' game it was, too. We had to run like mad with
kegs o' water an' bags o' biscuit, an' then run the boats out an' launch
'em. All the men were told off to certain boats, an' the passengers too.
The only difference was, if a passenger didn't care about taking a hand
in the game, he didn't, but we had to.

"One o' the passengers who didn't play was Major Miggens. He was very
much agin it, an' called it tomfoolery; he never would go to his boat,
but used to sit and sneer all the time.

"'It's only teaching the men to cut an' run,' he said to the skipper one
day; 'if there ever was any need they'd run to the boats an' leave us
here. 'Don't tell me.'

"'That's not the way I should ha' expected to hear you speak of British
sailors, major,' ses the skipper rather huffy.

"'British _swearers?_ ses the major, sniffing. 'You don't hear their
remarks when that whistle is blown. It's enough to bring a judgment on
the ship.'

"'If you can point 'em out to me I'll punish em,' says the skipper very
warmly.

"'I'm not going to point 'em out,' ses the major. 'I symperthise with
'em too much. They don't get any of their beauty sleep, pore chaps, an'
they want it, every one of 'em.'

"I thought that was a very kind remark o' the major to make, but o'
course some of the wimmin larfed. I s'pose they think men don't want
beauty sleep, as it's called.

"I heard the leftenant sympathising with the skipper arter that. He said
the major was simply jealous because the men drilled so beautifully, an'
then they walked aft, the leftenant talking very earnest an' the skipper
shaking his head at something he was saying.

"It was just two nights arter this. I'd gone below an' turned in when I
began to dream that the major had borrowed the bosen's whistle an' was
practising on it. I remember thinking in my sleep what a comfort it was
it was only the major, when one of the chaps give me a dig in the back
an' woke me.

"'Tumble up,' ses he, 'the ship's a-fire.'

"I rushed up on deck, an' there was no mistake about who was blowing the
whistle. The bell was jangling horrible, smoke was rolling up from the
hatches, an' some of the men was dragging out the hose an' tripping up
the passengers with it as they came running up on deck. The noise and
confusion was fearful.

"'Out with the boats,' ses Tom Hall to me, 'don't you hear the whistle?'

"'What, ain't we going to try an' put the fire out?' I ses.

"'Obey orders,' ses Tom, 'that's what we've got to do, an' the sooner
we're away the better. You know what's in her.'

"We ran to the boats then, an', I must say, we got 'em out well, and the
very fust person to git into mine was the major in his piejammers; arter
all the others was in we 'ad 'im out agin. He didn't belong to our boat,
an' dissipline is dissipline any day.

"Afore we could git clear o' the ship, however, he came yelling to the
side an' said _his_ boat had gone, an' though we prodded him with our
oars he lowered himself over the side and dropped in.

"Fortunately for us it was a lovely clear night; there was no moon, but
the stars were very bright. The engines had stopped, an' the old ship
sat on the water scarcely moving. Another boat was bumping up against
ours, and two more came creeping round the bows from the port side an'
jined us.

"'Who's in command?' calls out the major.

"'I am,' ses the first mate very sharp-like from one of the boats.

"'Where's the cap'n then?' called out an old lady from my boat o' the
name o' Prendergast.

"'He's standing by the ship,' ses the mate.

"'_Doing what?_', ses Mrs. Prendergast, looking at the water as though
she expected to see the skipper standing there.

"'He's going down with the ship,' ses one o' the chaps.

"Then Mrs. Prendergast asked somebody to be kind enough to lend her
a handkerchief, becos she had left her pocket behind aboard ship, and
began to sob very bitter.

"'Just a simple British sailor,' ses she, snivelling, 'going down with
his ship. There he is. Look! On the bridge.'

"We all looked, an' then some o' the other wimmin wanted to borrer
handkerchiefs. I lent one of 'em a little cotton waste, but she was
so unpleasant about its being a trifle oily that she forgot all about
crying, and said she'd tell the mate about me as soon as ever we got
ashore.

"'I'll remember him in my prayers,' ses one o' the wimmin who was crying
comfortable in a big red bandana belonging to one o' the men.

"'All England shall ring with his deed,' ses another.

"'Sympathy's cheap,' ses one of the men passengers solemnly. 'If we ever
reach land we must all band together to keep his widow an' orphans.'

"'Hear, hear,' cries everybody.

"'And we'll put up a granite tombstone to his memory,' ses Mrs.
Prendergast.

"'S'pose we pull back to the ship an' take him off,' ses a gentleman
from another boat. 'I'm thinking it 'ud come cheaper, an' perhaps the
puir mon would really like it better himself.'

"'Shame,' ses most of 'em; an' I reely b'leeve they'd worked theirselves
up to that pitch they'd ha' felt disappointed if the skipper had been
saved.

"We pulled along slowly, the mate's boat leading, looking back every now
and then at the old ship, and wondering when she would go off, for she'd
got that sort of stuff in her hold which 'ud send her up with a bang as
soon as the fire got to it; an' we was all waiting for the shock.

"'Do you know where we're going, Mr. Bunce,' calls out the major.

"'Yes,' ses the mate.

"'What's the nearest land?' asks the major.

"'Bout a thousand miles,' ses the mate.

"Then the major went into figures, an' worked out that it 'ud take us
about ten days to reach land and three to reach the bottom o' the water
kegs. He shouted that out to the mate; an' the young leftenant what was
in the mate's boat smoking a big cigar said there'd be quite a run on
granite tombstones. He said it was a blessed thing he had disinherited
his children for marrying agin his wishes, so there wouldn't be any
orphans left to mourn for him.

"Some o' the wimmin smiled a little at this, an' old Mrs. Prendergast
shook so that she made the boat rock. We got quite cheerful somehow,
and one of the other men spoke up and said that owing to his only having
reckoned two pints to the gallon, the major's fingers wasn't to be
relied, upon.

"We got more cheerful then, and we was beginning to look on it as just a
picnic, when I'm blest if the mate's boat didn't put about and head for
the ship agin.

"There was a commotion then if you like, everybody talking and
laughing at once; and Mrs. Prendergast said that such a thing as one
single-handed cap'n staying behind to go down with his ship, and then
putting the fire out all by himself after his men had fled, had never
been heard of before, an' she said it never would be again. She said he
must be terribly burnt, and he'd have to be put to bed and wrapped up in
oily rags.

"It didn't take us long to get aboard again, and the ladies fairly
mobbed the skipper. Tom Hall swore as 'ow Mrs. Prendergast tried to kiss
him, an' the fuss they made of him was ridiculous. I heard the clang of
the telegraph in the engine-room soon as the boats was hoisted up, the
engines started, and off we went again.

"'Speech,' yells out somebody. 'Speech.' "'Bravo!' ses the others.
'Bravo!' "Then the skipper stood up an' made 'em a nice little speech.
First of all he thanked 'em for their partiality and kindness shewn to
him, and the orderly way in which they had left the ship. He said it
reflected credit on all concerned, crew and passengers, an' no doubt
they 'd be surprised when he told them that there hadn't been any fire
at all, but that it was just a test to make sure that the boat drill was
properly understood.

"He was quite right about them being surprised, Noisy, too, they was,
an' the things they said about the man they'd just been wanting to give
granite tombstones to was simply astonishing. It would have taken a
whole cemetery o' tombstones to put down all they said about him, and
then they'd ha' had to cut the letters small.

"'I vote we have an indignation meeting in the saloon to record our
disgust at the cap'n's behaviour,' ses the major fiercely. 'I beg to
propose that Mr. Macpherson take the chair.'

"'I second that,' ses another, fierce-like.

"'I beg to propose the major instead,' ses somebody else in a heavy
off-hand sort o' way; 'Mr. Macpherson's boat not having come back yet.'

"At first everybody thought he was joking, but when they found he was
really speaking the truth the excitement was awful. Fortunately as Mrs.
Prendergast remarked, there was no ladies in the boat, but there was
several men passengers. We were doing a good thirteen knots an hour, but
we brought up at once, an' then we 'ad the most lovely firework display
I ever see aboard ship in my life. Blue lights and rockets and guns
going all night, while we cruised slowly about, and the passengers sat
on deck arguing as to whether the skipper would be hung or imprisoned
for life.

"It was daybreak afore we sighted them, just a little speck near the
skyline, an' we bore down on them for all we was worth. Half an hour
later they was alongside, an' of all the chilly, miserable-looking men I
ever see they was the worst.

"They had to be helped up the side a'most, and they was so grateful it
was quite affecting, until the true state o' things was explained to
them. It seemed to change 'em wonderful, an' after Mr. Macpherson had
had three cups o' hot coffee an' four glasses o' brandy he took the
chair at the indignation meeting, an' went straight off to sleep in
it. They woke him up three times, but he was so cross about it that the
ladies had to go away an' the meeting was adjourned.

"I don't think it ever came to much after all, nobody being really hurt,
an' the skipper being so much upset they felt sort o' sorry for 'im.

"The rest of the passage was very quiet an' comfortable, but o' course
it all came out at the other end, an' the mate brought the ship home.
Some o' the chaps said the skipper was a bit wrong in the 'ed, and,
while I'm not gainsaying that, it's my firm opinion that he was
persuaded to do what he did by that young leftenant. As I said afore, he
was a larky young chap, an' very fond of a joke if he didn't have to pay
for it."




BROTHER HUTCHINS

"I've got a friend coming down with us this trip, George," said the
master of the _Wave_ as they sat on deck after tea watching the river.
"One of our new members, Brother Hutchins."

"From the Mission, I s'pose?" said the mate coldly.

"From the Mission," confirmed the skipper. "You'll like him, George;
he's been one o' the greatest rascals that ever breathed."

"Well, I don't know what you mean," said the mate, looking up
indignantly.

"He's 'ad a most interestin' life," said the skipper; "he's been in half
the jails of England. To hear 'im talk is as good as reading a book, And
'e's as merry as they make 'em."

"Oh, and is 'e going to give us prayers afore breakfast like that
fat-necked, white-faced old rascal what came down with us last summer
and stole my boots?" demanded the mate.

"He never stole 'em, George," said the skipper.

"If yo'd 'eard that man cry when I mentioned to 'im your unjust
suspicions, you'd never have forgiven yourself. He told 'em at the
meetin', an' they had prayers for you."

"You an' your Mission are a pack o' fools," said the mate scornfully.
"You're always being done. A man comes to you an' ses 'e's found grace,
and you find 'im a nice, easy, comfortable living. 'E sports a bit of
blue ribbon and a red nose at the same time. Don't tell me. You ask me
why I don't join you, and I tell you it's because I don't want to lose
my common sense."

"You'll know better one o' these days, George," said the skipper,
rising. "I earnestly hope you'll 'ave some great sorrow or affliction,
something almost too great for you to bear. It's the only thing that'll
save you."

"I expect that fat chap what stole my boots would like to see it too,"
said the mate.

"He would," said the skipper solemnly. "He said so."

The mate got up, fuming and knocking his pipe out with great violence
against the side of the schooner, stamped up and down the deck two or
three times, and then, despairing of regaining his accustomed calm on
board, went ashore.

It was late when he returned. A light burnt in the cabin, and the
skipper with his spectacles on was reading aloud from an old number of
the _Evangelical Magazine_ to a thin, white-faced man dressed in black.

"That's my mate," said the skipper, looking up from his book.

"Is he one of our band?" inquired the stranger.

The skipper shook his head despondently.

"Not yet," said the stranger encouragingly.

"Seen too many of 'em," said the mate bluntly. "The more I see of 'em,
the less I like 'em. It makes me feel wicked to look at 'em."

"Ah, that ain't you speaking now, it's the Evil One," said Mr. Hutchins
confidently.

"I s'pose you know 'im pretty well," said the mate simply.

"I lived with him thirty years," said Mr. Hutchins solemnly, "then I got
tired of him."

"I should think he got a bit sick too," said the mate. "Thirty days 'ud
ha' been too long for me."

He went to his berth to give Mr. Hutchins time to frame a suitable reply
and returned with a full bottle of whisky and a tumbler, and having
drawn the cork with a refreshing pop, mixed himself a stiff glass and
lit his pipe. Mr. Hutchins with a deep groan gazed reproachfully at the
skipper and shook his head at the bottle.

"You know I don't like you to bring that filthy stuff in the cabin,
George," said the skipper.

"It's not for me," said the mate flippantly. "It's for the Evil One. He
ses the sight of his old pal 'Utchins 'as turned his stomach."

He glanced at the stranger and saw to his astonishment that he appeared
to be struggling with a strong desire to laugh. His lips tightened and
his shifty little eyes watered, but he conquered himself in a moment,
and rising to his feet delivered a striking address--in favor of
teetotalism. He condemned whisky as not only wicked, but unnecessary,
declaring with a side glance at the mate that two acidulated drops
dissolved in water were an excellent substitute.

The sight of the whisky appeared to madden him, and the skipper sat
spell-bound at his eloquence, until at length, after apostrophising the
bottle in a sentence which left him breathless, he snatched it up and
dashed it to pieces on the floor.

For a moment the mate was struck dumb with fury, then with a roar he
leaped up and rushed for the lecturer, but the table was between them,
and before he could get over it the skipper sprang up and seizing him by
the arm, pushed him into the state-room.

"Lea' go," foamed the mate. "Let me get at him."

"George," said the skipper, still striving with him, "I'm ashamed of
you."

"Ashamed, be damned," yelled the mate struggling. "What did he chuck my
whisky away for?"

"He's a saint," said the skipper, relaxing his hold as he heard Mr.
Hutchins lock himself in. "He's a saint, George. Seein' 'is beautiful
words 'ad no effect on you, he 'ad recourse to strong measures."

"Wait till I get hold of 'im," said the mate menacingly. "Only wait,
I'll saint 'im."

"Is he better, dear friend?" came the voice of Mr. Hutchins from beyond
the door, "because I forgot the tumbler."

"Come out," roared the mate, "come out and upset it."

Mr. Hutchins declined the invitation, but from behind the door pleaded
tearfully with the mate to lead a better life, and even rebuked the
skipper for allowing the bottle of sin to be produced in the cabin. The
skipper took the rebuke humbly, and after requesting Mr. Hutchins to
sleep in the state-room that night in order to frustrate the evident
designs of the mate, went on deck for a final look round and then came
below and turned in himself.

The crew of the schooner were early astir next morning getting under
way, but Mr. Hutchins kept his bed, although the mate slipped down to
the cabin several times and tapped at his door. When he did come up the
mate was at the wheel and the men down below getting breakfast.

"Sleep well?" inquired Mr. Hutchins softly, as he took a seat on the
hatches, a little distance from him.

"I'll let you know when I haven't got this wheel," said the mate sourly.

"Do," said Mr. Hutchins genially. "We shall see you at our meeting
to-night?" he asked blandly.

The mate disdained to reply, but his wrath when at Mr. Hutchins' request
the cabin was invaded by the crew that evening, cannot be put into
words.

For three nights they had what Mr. Hutchins described as love-feasts,
and the mate as blamed bear-gardens. The crew were not particularly
partial to hymns, considered as such, but hymns shouted out with the
full force of their lungs while sharing the skipper's hymn book appealed
to them strongly. Besides, it maddened the mate, and to know that they
were defying their superior, and at the same time doing good to their
own souls, was very sweet. The boy, whose voice was just breaking, got
off some surprising effects, and seemed to compass about five octaves
without distress.

When they were exhausted with singing Mr. Hutchins would give them
a short address, generally choosing as his subject a strong,
violent-tempered man given to drink and coarse language. The speaker
proved conclusively that a man who drank would do other things in
secret, and he pictured this man going home and beating his wife because
she reproached him for breaking open the children's money-box to spend
the savings on Irish whisky. At every point he made he groaned, and
the crew, as soon as they found they might groan too, did so with
extraordinary gusto, the boy's groans being weird beyond conception.

They reached Plymouth where they had to put out a few cases of goods,
just in time to save the mate's reason, for the whole ship, owing to
Mr. Hutchins' zeal was topsy turvy. The ship's cat sat up all one night
cursing him and a blue ribbon he had tied round her neck, and even the
battered old tea-pot came down to meals bedizened with bows of the same
proselytising hue.

By the time they had got to their moorings it was too late to take the
hatches off, and the crew sat gazing longingly at the lights ashore.
Their delight when the visitor obtained permission for them to go
ashore with him for a little stroll was unbounded, and they set off like
schoolboys.

"They couldn't be with a better man," said the skipper, as the party
moved off; "when I think of the good that man's done in under four days
it makes me ashamed of myself."

"You had better ship 'im as mate," said George. "There'd be a pair of
you then."

"There's greater work for 'im to do," said the skipper solemnly.

He saw the mate's face in the waning light and moved off with a sigh.
The mate, for his part, leaned against the side smoking, and as the
skipper declined to talk on any subject but Mr. Hutchins, relapsed into
a moody silence until the return of the crew some two hours later.

"Mr. Hutchins is coming on after, sir," said the boy. "He told us to say
he was paying a visit to a friend."

"What's the name of the pub?" asked the mate quietly.

"If you can't speak without showing your nasty temper, George, you'd
better hold your tongue," said the skipper severely. "What's your
opinion about Mr. Hutchins, my lads?"

"A more open 'arted man never breathed," said Dan, the oldest of the
crew, warmly.

"Best feller I ever met in my life," said another.

"You hear that?" said the skipper.

"I hear," said the mate.

"'E's a Christian," said the boy. "I never knew what a Christian was
before I met 'im. What do you think 'e give us."

"Give you?" said the skipper.

"A pound cash," said the boy. "A golden sovring each. Tork about
Christians! I wish I knew a few more of 'em."

"Well I never!" exclaimed the gratified skipper.

"An' the way 'e did it was so nice," said the oldest seamen. "'E ses,
'that's from me an' the skipper,' 'e ses. 'Thank the skipper for it as
much as me,' 'e ses."

"Well now, don't waste it," said the skipper.

"I should bank it if I was you. It'll make a nice little nest-egg."

"I 'ope it was come by honest, that's all," said the mate.

"O' course it was," cried the skipper. "You've got a 'ard, cruel 'art,
George. P'raps if it 'ad been a little softer you'd 'ave 'ad one too."

"Blast 'is sovrings," said the surly mate. "I'd like to know where he
got 'em from, an' wot 'e means by saying it come from you as much as
'im. I never knew _you_ to give money away."

"I s'pose," said the skipper very softly, "he means that I put such like
thought s into 'is 'art. Well, you'd better turn in, my lads. We start
work at four."

The hands went forward, and the skipper and mate descended to the cabin
and prepared for sleep. The skipper set a lamp on the table ready for
Mr. Hutchins when he should return, and after a short inward struggle
bade the mate "good-night," and in a couple of minutes was fast asleep.

At four o'clock the mate woke suddenly to find the skipper standing by
his berth. The lamp still stood burning on the table, fighting feebly
against the daylight which was pouring in through the skylight.

"Not turned up yet?" said the mate, with a glance at the visitor's empty
berth.

The skipper shook his head spiritlessly and pointed to the table. The
mate following his finger, saw a small canvas bag, and by the side of it
fourpence halfpenny in coppers and an unknown amount in brace buttons.

"There was twenty-three pounds freight money in that bag when we left
London," said the skipper, finding his voice at last.

"Well, what do you think's become of it?" inquired the mate, taking up
the lamp and blowing it out.

"I can't think," said the skipper, "my'ed's all confused. Bro--Mr.
Hutchins ain't come back yet."

"I s'pose he was late and didn't like to disturb you," said the mate
without moving a muscle, "but I've no doubt 'e's all right. Don't you
worry about him."

"It's very strange where it's gone, George," faltered the skipper, "very
strange."

"Well, 'Utchins is a generous sort o' chap," said the mate, "'e give the
men five pounds for nothing, so perhaps he'll give you something--when
'e comes back."

"Go an' ask the crew to come down here," said the skipper, sinking on a
locker and gazing at the brazen collection before him.

The mate obeyed, and a few minutes afterwards returned with the men, who
swarming into the cabin, listened sympathetically as the skipper related
his loss.

"It's a mystery which nobody can understand, sir," said old Dan when he
had finished, "and it's no use tryin'."

"One o' them things what won't never be cleared up properly," said the
cook comfortably.

"Well, I don't like to say it," said the skipper, "but I must. The only
man who could have taken it was Hutchins."

"Wot, sir," said Dan, "that blessed man! Why, I'd laugh at the idea."

"He couldn't do it," said the boy, "not if he tried he couldn't. He was
too good."

"He's taken that twenty-three poun'," said the skipper deliberately;
"eighteen, we'll call it, because I'm goin' to have five of it back."

"You're labourin' under a great mistake, sir," said Dan ambiguously.

"Are you going to give me that money?" said the skipper loudly.

"Beggin' your pardon, sir, no," said the cook, speaking for the rest as
he put his foot on the companion-ladder. "Brother 'Utchins gave us that
money for singing them 'ims so well. 'E said so, and we ain't 'ad no
call to think as it warn't honestly come by. Nothing could ever make us
think that, would it, mates?"

"Nothing," said the others with exemplary firmness. "It couldn't be
done."

They followed the cook up on deck, and leaning over the side, gazed in
a yearning fashion toward the place where they had last seen their
benefactor. Then, with a sorrowful presentiment that they could never
look upon his like again, they turned away and prepared for the labours
of the day.




THE DISBURSEMENT SHEET

The old man was dead, and his son Edward reigned in his stead. The old
man had risen from an humble position in life; his rule was easy, and
his manner of conducting business eminently approved of by the rough
old seamen who sailed his small craft round the coast, and by that sharp
clerk Simmons, on whose discovery the old man was wont, at times, to hug
himself in secret. The proceedings, when one of his skippers came home
from a voyage, were severely simple. The skipper would produce a bag,
and, emptying it upon the table, give an account of his voyage; whenever
he came to an expenditure, raking the sum out of the heap, until, at
length, the cash was divided into two portions, one of which went to the
owner, the other to the skipper.

But other men other manners. The books of the inimitable Simmons being
overhauled, revealed the startling fact that they were kept by single
entry; in addition to which, a series of dots and dashes appeared
against the figures, forming a code, the only key to which was locked up
somewhere in Simmons's interior.

"It's a wonder the firm hasn't gone bankrupt long ago," said the new
governor, after the clerk had explained the meaning of various signs and
wonders. "What does this starfish against the entry mean?"

"It isn't a starfish, sir," said Simmons; "it means that one bag of sugar
got wetted a little; then, if the consigners notice it, we shall know we
have got to allow for it."

"A pretty way of doing business, upon my word. It'll all have to be
altered," said the other. "I must have new offices too; this dingy
little hole is enough to frighten people away."

The conversation was interrupted by the entrance of Captain Fazackerly,
of the schooner _Sarah Ann_, who, having just brought up in the river,
had hastened to the office to report.

"Mornin', sir," said the captain respectfully; "I'm glad to see you
here, sir, but the office don't seem real like without your father
sitting in it. He was a good master, and we're all sorry to lose him."

"You're very good," said the new master somewhat awkwardly.

"I expect it'll take some time for you to get into the way of it," said
the captain with a view to giving the conversation a more cheerful turn.

"I expect it will," said the new master, thinking of the starfish.

"It's a mercy Simmons was not took too," said the captain, shaking
his head. "As it is, he's spared; he'll be able to teach you. There
ain't"--he lowered his voice, not wishing to make Simmons unduly
proud--"there ain't a smarter clerk in all Liverpool than wot he is."

"I'm glad to hear it," said the new master, regarding the old man with
raised eyebrows, as he extricated a plethoric-looking canvas bag from
his jacket pocket and dropped it with a musical crash on the chipped
office table. His eyebrows went still higher, as the old man unfastened
the string, and emptying the contents on to the table, knitted his
brows into reflective wrinkles, and began to debit the firm with all the
liabilities of a slow but tenacious memory.

"Oh, come," said the owner sharply, as the old man lovingly hooked out
the sum of five-and-sixpence as a first instalment, "this won't do,
cap'n."

"Wot won't do, Mas'r Edward?" inquired the old man in surprise.

"Why this way of doing business," said the other. "It's not
business-like at all, you know."

"Well, it's the way me an' your pore old father has done it this last
thirty year," said the skipper, "an' I'm sure I've never knowingly
cheated him out of a ha'penny; and a better man o' business than your
father never breathed."

"Yes; well, I'm going to do things a bit differently," said the new
master. "You must give me a proper disbursement sheet, cap'n, if you
please."

"And what may that be?" inquired Captain Fazackerly as, with great
slowness, he gathered, up the money and replaced it in the bag; "I never
heard of it afore."

"Well, I haven't got time to teach you bookkeeping," said the other,
somewhat nettled at the old man's manner. "Can't you get some of your
brother captains to show you? Some deep-sea man would be sure to know."

"I'll see what I can do, sir," said the skipper slowly as he turned
towards the door. "My word was always good enough for your father."

In a moody, indignant frame of mind he stuck his hands furiously in his
trousers' pockets, and passed heavily through the swing-doors. At other
times he had been wont to take a genial, if heavy interest in passing
events; but, in this instance, he plodded on, dwelling darkly upon
his grievance, until he reached, by the mere force of habit, a certain
favourite tavern. He pulled up sharply, and, as a mere matter of duty
and custom, and not because he wanted it, went in and ordered a glass of
gin.

He drank three, and was so hazy in his replies to the young lady behind
the bar, usually a prime favourite, that she took offence, and availing
herself, for private reasons, of a public weapon, coldly declined to
served him with a fourth.

"Wot?" said the astounded Fazackerly, coming out of his haze.

"You've had enough!" said the girl firmly, "You get aboard again, _and
mind haw you do so_."

The skipper gazed at her for a moment in open-mouthed horror, and then
jamming his hat firmly over his brows, stumbled out of the door and into
the street, where he ran full into the arms of another mariner who was
just entering.

"Why, Zacky, my boy," cried the latter, clapping him lustily on the
back, "how goes it?"

In broken indignant accents the other told him.

"You come in with me," said the newcomer.

"I'll never enter that pub again," said the skipper.

"You come in with me," said the master-mind firmly.

Captain Fazackerly hesitated a moment, and then, feeling that he was
safe in the hands of the master of a foreign-going barque, followed him
into the bar, and from behind his back glared defiantly at his fair foe.

"Two glasses o' gin, my dear," said Captain Tweedie with the slightest
possible emphasis.

The girl, who knew her customer, served him without a murmur, deftly
avoiding the gaze of ungenerous triumph with which the injured captain
favoured her as he raised the cooling beverage to his lips. The glass
emptied, he placed it on the counter and sighed despondently.

"There's something up with you, Zacky," said Tweedie, eyeing him closely
as he bit the end off a cigar; "you've got something on your mind."

"I've been crool hurt," said his friend in a hard, cold voice. "My
word ain't good enough for the new guv'nor; he wants what he calls a
disbursement sheet."

"Well, give him one," said Tweedie. "You know what it is, don't you?"

Captain Fazackerly shook his head, and pushing the glasses along the
counter nodded for them to be refilled.

"You come aboard with me," said Tweedie after they had emptied them.

Captain Fazackerly, who had a doglike faith in his friend, followed him
into the street and on to his barque. In a general way he experienced
a social rise when he entered the commodious cabin of that noble craft,
and his face grew in importance as his host, after motioning him to a
seat, placed a select array of writing materials before him.

"I s'pose I've got to do it," he said slowly.

"Of course you have," said Tweedie, rolling his cigar between his thin
lips; "you've got orders to do so, haven't you? We must all obey those
above us. What would you do if one of your men refused to obey an order
of yours?"

"Hit him in the face," said Captain Fazackerly with simple directness.

"Just so," said Tweedie, who was always ready to impart moral teaching.
"And when your governor asks for a disbursement sheet you've got to give
him one. Now, then, head that paper--Voyage of the _Sarah Ann_, 180 tons
register, Garston Docks to Limerick."

The captain squared his elbows, and, for a few seconds, nothing was
heard but his stertorous breathing and the scratching of the pen; then
a muttered execration, and Captain Fazackerly put down his pen with a
woe-begone air.

"What's the matter?" said Tweedie.

"I've spelt register without the 'd.'" said the other; "that's what
comes o' being worried."

"It don't matter," said Tweedie hastily. "Now what about stores? Wait a
bit though; of course ye repaired your side-lamps before starting?"

"Lor', no!" said Captain Fazackerly, staring; "what for? They were all
right."

"Ye lie," said Tweedie sternly, "you did! To repairs to side-lamps, ten
shillings. Now then, did you paint her this trip?"

"I did," said the other, looking at the last entry in a fascinated
fashion.

"Let's see," said Tweedie meditatively--"we'll say five gallons of black
varnish at one shilling and threepence a gallon----"

"No, no," said the scribe; "I used gas tar at threepence a gallon."

"Five gallons black varnish, one shilling and threepence a gallon,
six-and-threepence," said Tweedie, raising his voice a little; "have you
got that down?"

After a prolonged struggle with his feelings the other said he had.

"Twenty-eight pounds black paint at twopence a pound," continued
Tweedie.

"Nay, nay," said the skipper; "I allus saves the soot out of the galley
for that."

The other captain took his cigar from his lips and gazed severely at his
guest.

"Am I dealing with a chimney-sweep or a ship's captain?" he inquired
plaintively; "it would simplify matters a bit if I knew."

"Go on, Captain Tweedie," said the other, turning a fine purple colour;
"how much did you say it was?"

"Twenty-eight twos equals fifty-six; that's four-and-ninepence,"
continued Tweedie, his face relaxing to receive the cigar again;
"and twenty-eight pounds white lead at twenty-eight shillings a
hundredweight----"

"Three penn'orth o' whiting's good enough for me, matey," said Captain
Fazackerly, making a stand.

"See here," said Tweedie, "who's making out this disbursement sheet, you
or me?"

"You are," said the other.

"Very good then," said his friend; "now don't you interrupt. I
don't mind telling you, you must never use rubbish o' that sort in a
disbursement sheet. It looks bad for the firm. If any other owners saw
that in your old man's sheet he'd never hear the end of it, and he'd
never forgive you. That'll be--what did I say? Seven shillings. And now
we come to the voyage. Ye had a tug to give ye a pluck out to the bar."

"No; we went out with a fair wind," said Captain Fazackerly, toying with
his pen.

"Ye lie; ye had a tug out to the bar," repeated Tweedie wearily. "Did ye
share the towing?"

"Why, no, I tell'e----"

"That'll be three pounds then," said Tweedie.

"If ye'd shared it it would have been two pound ten. You should always
study your owner in these matters, cap'n. Now, what about bad weather?
Any repairs to the sails?"

"Ay, we had a lot o' damage," said Fazackerly, laying down his pen;
"it took us days to repair 'em. Cost us four pounds. We had to put into
Holyhead for shelter."

"Four pounds," said Tweedie, his voice rising almost to a scream.

"Ay, all that," said Fazackerly very solemnly.

"Look here," said Tweedie in a choked voice. "Blown away fore lower
topsail, forestaysail, and carried away lifts to staysail. To sailmaker
for above, eleven pounds eighteen shillings and ten-pence. Then ye say
ye put into Holyhead for shelter. Well, here in entering harbor we'll
say loss of port anchor and thirty fathoms of chain cable----"

"Man alive," said the overwrought skipper, hitting the table heavily
with his fist, "the old anchor's there for him to see."

"To divers recovering same, and placing on deck, two pound ten,"
continued Tweedie, raising his voice. "Did you do any damage going into
dock at Limerick?"

"More than we've done for years," said Fazackerly, and shaking his head,
entered into voluminous details; "total, seven pounds."

"Seven pounds," said the exasperated Tweedie. "Seven pounds for all
that, and your insurance don't begin till twenty-five pounds. Why,
damme, you ain't fit to be trusted out with a ship. I firmly b'lieve
if you lost her you'd send in a bill for a suit of clothes, and call it
square. Now take this down, and larn a business way o' doing things.
In entering dock, carried away starboard cathead and started starboard
chain plates; held survey of damage done: decided to take off channel
bends, renew through bolts, straighten plates and replace same; also to
renew cathead and caulk ship's side in wake of plate, six seams, etc.,
etc. There, now, that looks better. Twenty-seven pounds eighteen and
sevenpence halfpenny, and I think, for all that damage, it's a very
reasonable bill. Can you remember anything else?"

"You've got a better memory than I have," said his admiring friend.
"Wait a bit though; yes, I had my poor old dog washed overboard."

"Dog!" said the deep-sea man; "we can't put dogs in a disbursement
sheet. 'Tain't business."

"My old master would have given me another one, though," grumbled
Fazackerly. "I wouldn't ha' parted with that dog for anything. He knew
as much as you or me, that dog did. I never knew him to bite an officer,
but I don't think there was ever a man came on the ship but what he'd
have a bit out of, sooner or later."

"Them sort of dogs do get washed overboard," said Tweedie impatiently.

"Boys he couldn't abear," pursued the other, in tones of tender
reminiscence; "the mere sight of a boarding-school of 'em out for a walk
would give him hydrophoby almost."

"Just so," said Tweedie. "Ah! there's cork fenders; ye may pick them
up floating down the river, or they may come aboard in the night from
a craft alongside; they're changeable sort o' things, but in the
disbursement sheet they must go, and best quality too, four-and-sixpence
each. Any thing else?"

"There's the dog," said Fazackerly persistently.

"Copper nails, tenpence," said Tweedie the dictator.

"Haven't bought any for months," said the other, but slowly entering it.

"Well, it ain't exactly right," said Tweedie, shrugging his shoulders,
"but you're so set on him going in."

"Him? Who?" asked Captain Fazackerly, staring.

"The dog," said Tweedie; "if he goes in as copper nails, he won't be
noticed."

"If he goes in as tenpence, I'm a Dutchman," said the bereaved owner,
scoring out the copper nails. "You never knew that dog properly,
Tweedie."

"Well, never mind about the dog," said Tweedie; "let's cast the sheet.
What do you think it comes to?"

"'Bout thirty pun'," hazarded the other.

"Thirty fiddlesticks," retorted Tweedie; "there you are in black and
white--sixty-three pounds eighteen shillings and tenpence ha'penny."

"And is that what Mas'r Edward wants?" inquired Captain Fazackerly
gasping.

"Yes; that's a properly drawn up disbursement sheet," said Tweedie in
satisfied tones. "You see how it simplifies matters. The governor can
see at a glance how things stand, while, if you trusted to your memory,
you might forget something, or else claim something you didn't have."

"I ought to have had them things afore," said Captain Fazackerly,
shaking his head solemnly. "I'd ha' been riding in my carriage by now."

"Never ye dream of having another vy'ge without one," said Tweedie. "I
doubt whether it's lawful to render an account without one."

He folded the paper, and handed it to his friend, who, after inspecting
it with considerable pride, tucked it carefully away in his breast
pocket.

"Take it up in the morning," said Tweedie. "We'll have a bit o' tea down
here, and then we'll go round a bit afterwards."

Captain Fazackerly having no objection, they had tea first, and then,
accompanied by the first mate, went out to christen the disbursement
sheet. The ceremony, which was of great length, was solemnly impressive
towards the finish. Captain Tweedie, who possessed a very sensitive,
highly-strung nature, finding it necessary to put a licensed victualler
out of his own house before it could be completed to his satisfaction.

The one thing which Captain Fazackerly remembered clearly the next
morning when he awoke was the disbursement sheet. He propped It against
the coffee-pot during breakfast, and read selections to his admiring
mate, and after a refreshing toilet, proceeded to the office. Simmons
was already there, and before the skipper could get to the purpose of
his visit, the head of the firm arrived.

"I've just brought the disbursement sheet you asked for, sir," said the
skipper, drawing it from his pocket.

"Ah! you've got it then," said the new governor, with a gracious smile;
"you see it wasn't so much trouble after all."

"I don't mind the trouble, sir," interrupted Captain Fazackerly.

"You see it puts things on a better footing," said the other. "I can
see at a glance now how things stand, and Simmons can enter the items
straight away into the books of the firm. It's more satisfactory to both
of us. Sit down, cap'n."

The captain sat down, his face glowing with this satisfactory
recognition of his work.

"I met Cap'n Hargreaves as I was a-coming up," he said; "and I explained
to him your ideas on the subject, an' he went straight back, as straight
as he could go, to make out _his_ disbursement sheet."

"Ah! we shall soon have things on a better footing now," said the
governor, unfolding the paper, while the skipper gazed abstractedly
through the small, dirty panes of the office window at the bustle on the
quay below.

For a short space there was silence in the office, broken only by the
half-audible interjections of the reader. Then he spoke.

"Simmons!" he said sharply.

The old clerk slipped from his stool, and obeying the motions of his
employer, inspected, in great astonishment, the first disbursement sheet
which had ever entered the office. He read through every item in an
astonished whisper, and, having finished, followed the governor's
example and gazed at the heavy figure by the window.

"Captain Fazackerly," said his employer, at length, breaking a painful
silence.

"Sir," said the captain, turning his head a little.

"I've been talking with Simmons about these disbursement sheets," said
the owner, somewhat awkwardly; "Simmons is afraid they'll give him a lot
of extra trouble."

The captain turned his head a little more, and gazed stolidly at the
astonished Simmons.

"A man oughtn't to mind a little extra trouble if the firm wishes it,"
he said, somewhat severely.

"He's afraid it would throw his books out a bit," continued the owner,
deftly avoiding the gaze of the injured clerk. "You see, Simmons'
bookkeeping is of the old-fashioned kind, cap'n, starfishes and all
that kind of thing," he continued, incoherently, as the gaze of Simmons,
refusing to be longer avoided, broke the thread of his discourse. "So I
think we'll put the paper on the fire, cap'n, and do business in the old
way. Have you got the money with you?"

"I have, sir," said Fazackerly, feeling in his pocket, as he mournfully
watched his last night's work blazing up the chimney.

"Fire away, then," said the owner, almost cordially.

Captain Fazackerly advanced to the table, and clearing his throat, fixed
his eyes in a reflective stare on the opposite wall, and commenced:--

"Blown away fore lower topsail, fore-staysail, and carried away lifts to
staysail. To sailmaker for above, eleven pounds eighteen shillings and
tenpence," he said, with relish. "Tug out to the bar, three pounds. To
twenty-eight pounds black soot, I mean paint----"




RULE OF THREE

The long summer day had gone and twilight was just merging into night.
A ray of light from the lantern at the end of the quay went trembling
across the sea, and in the little harbour the dusky shapes of a few
small craft lay motionless on the dark water.

The master of the schooner _Harebell_ came slowly towards the harbour,
accompanied by his mate. Both men had provided ashore for a voyage
which included no intoxicants, and the dignity of the skipper, always a
salient feature, had developed tremendously under the influence of brown
stout. He stepped aboard his schooner importantly, and then, turning
to the mate, who was about to follow, suddenly held up his hand for
silence.

"What did I tell you?" he inquired severely as the mate got quietly
aboard.

"About knocking down the two policemen?" guessed the mate, somewhat
puzzled.

"No," said the other shortly. "Listen."

The mate listened. From the fo'c's'le came the low, gruff voices of men,
broken by the silvery ripple of women's laughter.

"Well, I'm a Dutchman," said the mate with the air of one who felt he
was expected to say something.

"After all I said to 'em," said the skipper with weary dignity. "You
'eard what I said to 'em, Jack?"

"Nobody could ha' swore louder," testified the mate.

"An' here they are," said the skipper in amaze, "defying of me. After
all I said to 'em. After all the threats I--I employed."

"Employed," repeated the mate with relish.

"They've been and gone and asked them females down the fo'c's'le again.
You know what I said I'd do, Jack, if they did."

"Said you'd eat 'em without salt," quoted the other helpfully.

"I'll do worse than that, Jack," said the skipper after a moment's
discomfiture. "What's to hinder us casting off quietly and taking them
along with us?"

"If you ask me," said the mate, "I should say you couldn't please the
crew better."

"Well, we'll see," said the other, nodding sagely; "don't make no noise,
Jack."

He set an example of silence himself, and aided by the mate, cast off
the warps which held his unconscious visitors to their native town, and
the wind being off the shore, the little schooner drifted silently away
from the quay. The skipper went to the wheel, and the noise of the mate
hauling on the jib brought a rough head out of the fo'c's'le, the owner
of which, after a cry to his mates below, sprang up on deck and looked
round in bewilderment.

"Stand by, there!" cried the skipper as the others came rushing on deck,
"Shake 'em out."

"Beggin' your pardin', sir," said one of them with more politeness in
his tones than he had ever used before, "but------"

"Stand by!" said the skipper.

"Now then!" shouted the mate sharply, "lively there! Lively with it!"

The men looked at each other helplessly and went to their posts as a
scream of dismay arose from the fair beings below who, having just begun
to realise their position, were coming on deck to try and improve it.

"What!" roared the skipper in pretended astonishment, "what! gells
aboard after all I said, It can't be; I must be dreaming!"

"Take us back!" wailed the damsels, ignoring the sarcasm, "take us back,
captain."

"No, I can't go back," said the skipper. "You see what comes o'
disobedience, my gells. Lively there on that mains'l, d'ye hear?"

"We won't do it again," cried the girls, as the schooner came to the
mouth of the harbour and they smelt the dark sea beyond. "Take us back."

"It can't be done," said the skipper cheerfully.

"It's agin the lor, sir," said Ephraim Biddle solemnly.

"What! Taking my own ship out?" said the skipper in affected surprise.
"How was I to know they were there? I'm not going back; 'tain't likely.
As they've made their beds so they must lay on 'em."

"They ain't got no beds," said George Scott hastily. "It ain't fair to
punish the gals for us, sir."

"Hold your tongue," said the skipper sharply.

"It's agin the lor, sir," said Biddle again. "If so be they're
passengers, this ship ain't licensed to carry passengers. If so be as
they're took out agin their will, it's abduction--I see the other day a
chap had seven years for abducting one gal, three sevens--three sevens
is--three sevens is, well, it's more years than you'd like to be in
prison, sir."

"Bosh," said the skipper, "they're stowaways, an' I shall put 'em ashore
at the first port we touch at--Plymouth."

A heartrending series of screams from the stow-aways rounded his
sentence, screams which gave way to sustained sobbing, as the schooner,
catching the wind, began to move through the water.

"You'd better get below, my gals," said Biddle, who was the eldest
member of the crew, consolingly.

"Why don't you make him take us back?" said Jenny Evans, the biggest of
the three girls, indignantly.

"'Cos we can't, my dear," said Biddle reluctantly; "it's agin the lor.
You don't want to see us put into prison, do you?"

"I don't mind," said Miss Evans tearfully, "so long as we get back.
George, take us back."

"I can't," said Scott sullenly.

"Well, you can look for somebody else, then," said Miss Evans with
temper. "You won't marry me. How much would you get if you did make the
skipper put back?"

"Very likely six months," said Biddle solemnly.

"Six months would soon pass away," said Miss Evans briskly, as she wiped
her eye.

"It would be a rest," said Miss Williams coaxingly.

The men not seeing things in quite the same light, they announced their
intention of having nothing more to do with them, and crowding together
in the bows beneath two or three blankets, condoled tearfully with each
other on their misfortunes. For some time the men stood by offering
clumsy consolations, but tired at last of repeated rebuffs and insults
went below and turned in, leaving the satisfied skipper at the wheel.

The night was clear and the wind light. As the effects of his libations
wore off the skipper had some misgivings as to the wisdom of his action,
but it was too late to return, and he resolved to carry on.

Looking at all the circumstances of the case he thought it best to keep
the wheel in his own hands for a time, and the dawn came in the early
hours and found him still at his post.

Objects began to stand out clearly in the grow-ing light, and three
dispirited girls put their heads out from the blankets and sniffed
disdainfully at the sharp morning air. Then after an animated discussion
they arose, and casting their blankets aside, walked up to the skipper
and eyed him thoughtfully.

"As easy as easy," said Jenny Evans confidently, as she drew herself up
to her full height, and looked down at the indignant man.

"Why, he isn't any bigger than a boy," said Miss Williams savagely.

"Pity we didn't think of it before," said Miss Davies. "I s'pose the
crew won't help him?"

"Not they," said Miss Evans scornfully. "If they do, we'll serve them
the same."

They went off, leaving the skipper a prey to gathering uneasiness,
watching their movements with wrinkled brow. From the forecastle and
the galley they produced two mops and a broom, and he caught his breath
sharply as Miss Evans came on deck with a pot of white paint in one hand
and a pot of tar in the other.

"Now, girls," said Miss Evans.

"Put those things down," said the skipper in a peremptory voice.

"Sha'n't," said Miss Evans bluntly. "You haven't got enough on yours,"
she said, turning to Miss Davies. "Don't spoil the skipper for a
ha'porth of tar."

At this new version of an old saw they laughed joyously, and with mops
dripping tar and paint on the deck, marched in military style up to the
skipper, and halted in front of him, smiling wickedly.

Then the heart of the skipper waxed sore faint within him, and, with a
wild yell, he summoned the trusty crew to his side.

The crew came on deck slowly, and casting furtive glances at the scene,
pushed Ephraim Biddle to the front.

"Take those mops away from 'em," said the skipper haughtily.

"Don't you interfere," said Miss Evans, looking at them over her
shoulder.

"Else we'll give you some," said Miss Williams bloodthirstily.

"Take those mops away from 'em!" bawled the skipper, instinctively
drawing back as Miss Evans made a pass at him.

"I don't see as 'ow we can interfere, sir," said Biddle with deep
respect.

"_What!_" said the astonished skipper.

"It would be agin the lor for us to interfere with people," said Biddle,
turning to his mates, "dead agin the lor."

"Don't you talk rubbish," said the skipper anxiously. "Take 'em away
from 'em. It's my tar and my paint, and----"

"You shall have it," said Miss Evans reassuringly.

"If we touched 'em," said Biddle impressively, "it'd be an assault at
lor. 'Sides which, they'd probably muss us up with 'em All we can do,
sir, is to stand by and see fair play."

"Fair play!" cried the skipper dancing with rage, and turning hastily
to the mate, who had just come on the scene. "Take those things away
from 'em, Jack."

"Well, if it's all the same to you," said the mate, "I'd rather not be
drawn into it."

"But I'd rather you were," said the skipper sharply. "Take 'em away."

"How?" inquired the mate pertinently.

"I order you to take 'em away," said the skipper. "How, is your affair."

"I'm not goin' to raise my hand against a woman for anybody," said the
mate with decision. "It's no part o' my work to get messed up with tar
and paint from lady passengers."

"It's part of your work to obey me, though," said the skipper, raising
his voice; "all of you. There's five of you, with the mate, and only
three gells. What are you afraid of?"

"Are you going to take us back?" demanded Jenny Evans.

"Run away," said the skipper with dignity. "Run away."

"I shall ask you three times," said Miss Evans sternly. "One--are you
going back? Two--are you going back? Three------"

In the midst of a breathless silence she drew within striking distance,
while her allies taking up a position on either flank of the enemy,
listened attentively to the instructions of their leader.

"Be careful he doesn't catch hold of the mops," said Miss Evans, "but if
he does the others are to hit him over the head with the handles. Never
mind about hurting him."

"Take this wheel a minnit, Jack," said the skipper, pale but determined.

The mate came forward and took it unwillingly, and the skipper, trying
hard to conceal his trepidation, walked towards Miss Evans and tried
to quell her with his eye. The power of the human eye is notorious, and
Miss Evans showed her sense of the danger she ran by making an energetic
attempt to close the skipper's with her mop, causing him to duck with
amazing nimbleness. At the same moment another mop loaded with white
paint was pushed into the back of his neck. He turned with a cry of
rage, and then realising the odds against him flung his dignity to the
winds and dodged with the agility of a schoolboy. Through the galley and
round the masts with the avenging mops in mad pursuit, until breathless
and exhausted he suddenly sprang on to the side and climbed frantically
into the rigging.

"Coward!" said Miss Evans, shaking her weapon at him.

"Come down," cried Miss Williams. "Come down like a man."

"It's no good wasting time over _him_," said Miss Evans, after another
vain appeal to the skipper's manhood. "He's escaped. Get some more stuff
on your mops."

The mate, who had been laughing boisterously, checked himself suddenly,
and assumed a gravity of demeanour more in accordance with his position.
The mops were dipped in solemn silence, and Miss Evans approaching
regarded him significantly.

"Now, my dears," said the mate, waving his hand with a deprecating
gesture, "don't be silly."

"Don't be _what?_" inquired the sensitive Miss Evans raising her mop.

"You know what I mean," said the mate hastily. "I can't help myself."

"Well, we're going to help you," said Miss Evans. "Turn the ship round."

"You obey orders, Jack," cried the skipper from aloft.

"It's all very well for you sitting up there in peace and comfort," said
the mate indignantly. "I'm not going to be tarred to please you. Come
down and take charge of your ship."

"Do your duty, Jack," said the skipper, who was polishing his face with
a handkerchief. "They won't touch you. They daren't. They're afraid to."

"You're egging 'em on," cried the mate wrath-fully. "I won't steer; come
and take it yourself."

He darted behind the wheel as Miss Evans, who was getting impatient,
made a thrust at him, and then, springing out, gained the side and
rushed up the rigging after his captain. Biddle, who was standing close
by, gazed earnestly at them and took the wheel.

"You won't hurt old Biddle, I know," he said, trying to speak
confidently.

"Of course not," said Miss Evans emphatically.

"Tar don't hurt," explained Miss Williams.

"It's good for you," said the third lady positively. "One--two------"

"It's no good," said the mate as Ephraim came suddenly into the rigging;
"you'll have to give in.

"I'm---- if I will," said the infuriated skipper.

Then an idea occurred to him, and puckering his face shrewdly he began
to descend.

"All right," he said shortly, as Miss Evans advanced to receive him.
"I'll go back."

He took the wheel; the schooner came round before the wind, and the
willing crew, letting the sheets go, hauled them in again on the port
side.

"And now, my lads," said the skipper with a benevolent smile, "just
clear that mess up off the decks, and you may as well pitch them mops
overboard. They'll never be any good again."

He spoke carelessly, albeit his voice trembled a little, but his heart
sank within him as Miss Evans, with a horrible contortion of her pretty
face, intended for a wink, waved them back.

"You stay where you are," she said imperiously, "we'll throw them
overboard--when we've done with them. What did you say, Captain?"

The skipper was about to repeat it with great readiness when Miss Evans
raised her trusty mop. The words died away on his lips, and after a
hopeless glance from his mate to the crew and from the crew to the
rigging, he accepted his defeat, and in grim silence took them home
again.




PICKLED HERRING

There was a sudden uproar on deck, and angry shouts accompanied by an
incessant barking; the master of the brig _Arethusa_ stopped with his
knife midway to his mouth, and exchanging glances with the mate, put it
down and rose to his feet.

"They're chevying that poor animal again," he said hotly. "It's
scandalous."

"Rupert can take care of himself," said the mate calmly, continuing
his meal. "I expect, if the truth's known, it's him's been doin' the
chevying."

"You're as bad as the rest of 'em," said the skipper angrily, as a large
brown retriever came bounding into the cabin. "Poor old Rube! what have
they been doin' to you?"

The dog, with a satisfied air, sat down panting by his chair, listening
quietly to the subdued hub-bub which sounded from the companion.

"Well, what is it?" roared the skipper, patting his favourite's head.

"It's that blasted dawg, sir," cried an angry voice from above. "Go down
and show 'im your leg, Joe."

"An 'ave another lump took out of it, I s'pose," said another voice
sourly. "Not me."

"I don't want to look at no legs while I'm at dinner," cried the
skipper. "O' course the dog'll bite you if you've been teasing him."

"There's nobody been teasing 'im," said the angry voice again. "That's
the second one 'e's bit, and now Joe's goin' to have 'im killed--ain't
you, Joe?"

Joe's reply was not audible, although the infuriated skipper was
straining his ears to catch it.

"Who's going to have the dog killed?" he demanded, going up on
deck, while Rupert, who evidently thought he had an interest in the
proceedings, followed unobtrusively behind.

"I am, sir," said Joe Bates, who was sitting on the hatch while the cook
bathed an ugly wound in his leg. "A dog's only allowed one bite, and
he's 'ad two this week."

"He bit me on Monday," said the seaman who had spoken before. "Now he's
done for hisself."

"Hold your tongue!" said the skipper angrily. "You think you know a lot
about the law, Sam Clark; let me tell you a dog's entitled to have as
many bites as ever he likes, so as he don't bite the same person twice."

"That ain't the way I've 'eard it put afore," said Clark, somewhat taken
back.

"He's the cutest dog breathing," said the skipper fondly, "and he knows
all about it. He won't bite either of you again."

"And wot about them as 'asn't been bit yet, sir?" inquired the cook.

"Don't halloo before you're hurt," advised the skipper. "If you don't
tease him he won't bite you."

He went down to his dinner, followed by the sagacious Rupert, leaving
the hands to go forward again, and to mutinously discuss a situation
which was becoming unbearable.

"It can't go on no longer, Joe," said Clark firmly; "this settles it."

"Where is the stuff?" inquired the cook in a whisper.

"In my chest," said Clark softly. "I bought It the night he bit me."

"It's a risky thing to do," said Bates.

"'Ow risky?" asked Sam scornfully. "The dog eats the stuff and dies.
Who's going to say what he died of? As for suspicions, let the old man
suspect as much as he likes. It ain't proof."

The stronger mind had its way, as usual, and the next day the skipper,
coming quietly on deck, was just in time to see Joe Bates throw down
a fine fat bloater in front of the now amiable Rupert. He covered the
distance between himself and the dog in three bounds, and seizing it by
the neck, tore the fish from its eager jaws and held it aloft.

"I just caught 'im in the act!" he cried, as the mate came on deck.
"What did you give that to my dog for?" he inquired of the conscience
stricken Bates.

"I wanted to make friends with him," stammered the other.

"It's poisoned, you rascal, and you know it," said the skipper
vehemently.

"Wish I may die, sir," began Joe.

"That'll do," said the skipper harshly. "You've tried to poison my
dog."

"I ain't," said Joe firmly.

"You ain't been trying to kill 'im with a poisoned bloater?" demanded
the skipper.

"Certainly not, sir," said Joe. "I wouldn't do such a thing. I couldn't
if I tried."

"Very good then," said the skipper; "if it's all right you eat it, and
I'll beg your pardon."

"I ain't goin' to eat after a dog," said Joe, shuffling.

"The dog's as clean as you are," said the skipper. "I'd sooner eat after
him than you."

"Well, you eat it then, sir," said Bates desperately. "If it's poisoned
you'll die, and I'll be hung for it. I can't say no fairer than that,
can I?"

There was a slight murmur from the men, who stood by watching the
skipper with an air of unholy expectancy.

"Well, the boy shall eat it then," said the skipper, "Eat that bloater,
boy, and I'll give you sixpence."

The boy came forward slowly, and looking from the men to the skipper,
and from the skipper back to the men, began to whimper.

"If you think it's poisoned," interrupted the mate, "you oughtn't to
make the boy eat it. I don't like boys, but you must draw the line
somewhere."

"It's poisoned," said the skipper, shaking it at Bates, "and they
know it. Well, I'll keep it till we get to port, and then I'll have
it analysed. And it'll be a sorry day for you, Bates, when I hear it's
poisoned. A month's hard labour is what you'll get."

He turned away and went below with as much dignity as could be expected
of a man carrying a mangled herring, and placing it on a clean plate,
solemnly locked it up in his state-room.

For two days the crew heard no more about it, though the skipper's eyes
gleamed dangerously each time that they fell upon the shrinking Bates.
The weather was almost tropical, with not an air stirring, and the
_Arethusa_, bearing its dread secret still locked in its state-room,
rose and fell upon a sea of glassy smoothness without making any
progress worth recording.

"I wish you'd keep that thing in your berth, George," said the skipper,
as they sat at tea the second evening; "it puts me in a passion every
time I look at it."

"I couldn't think of it, cap'n," replied the mate firmly; "it makes me
angry enough as it is. Every time I think of 'em trying to poison that
poor dumb creature I sort o' choke. I try to forget it."

The skipper, eyeing him furtively, helped himself to another cup of tea.

"You haven't got a tin box with a lid to it, I s'pose?" he remarked
somewhat shamefacedly.

The mate shook his head. "I looked for one this morning," he said.
"There ain't so much as a bottle aboard we could shove it into, and it
wants shoving into something--bad, it does."

"I don't like to be beat," said the skipper, shaking his head. "All them
grinning monkeys for'ard 'ud think it a rare good joke. I'd throw it
overboard if it wasn't for that. We can't keep it this weather."

"Well, look 'ere; 'ere's a way out of it," said the mate. "Call Joe
down, and make him keep it in the fo'c's'le and take care of it."

"Why, you idiot, he'd lose it!" rapped out the other impatiently.

"O' course he would," said the mate; "but that's the most dignerified
way out of it for you. You can call 'im all sorts of things, and
abuse 'im for the rest of his life. They'll prove themselves guilty by
chucking it away, won't they?"

It really seemed the only thing to be done. The skipper finished his tea
in silence, and then going on deck called the crew aft and apprised
them of his intentions, threatening them with all sorts of pains and
penalties if the treasure about to be confided to their keeping should
be lost. The cook was sent below for it, and, at the skipper's bidding,
handed it to the grinning Joe.

"And mind," said the skipper as he turned away, "I leave it in your
keepin', and if it's missing I shall understand that you've made away
with it, and I shall take it as a sign of guilt, and act according."

The end came sooner even than he expected. They were at breakfast
next morning when Joe, looking somewhat pale, came down to the cabin,
followed by Clark, bearing before him an empty plate.

"Well?" said the skipper fiercely.

"It's about the 'erring, sir," said Joe, twisting his cap between his
hands.

"Well?" roared the skipper again.

"It's gone, sir," said Joe, in bereaved accents.

"You mean you've thrown it away, you infernal rascal!" bellowed the
skipper.

"No, sir," said Joe.

"Ah! I s'pose it walked up on deck and jumped overboard," said the mate.

"No, sir," said Joe softly. "The dog ate it, sir."

The skipper swung round in his seat and regarded him open-mouthed.

"The--dog--ate--it?" he repeated.

"Yes, sir; Clark saw 'im do it--didn't you, Clark?"

"I did," said Clark promptly. He had made his position doubly sure by
throwing it overboard himself.

"It comes to the same thing, sir," said Joe sanctimoniously; "my
innercence is proved just the same. You'll find the dog won't take no
'urt through it, sir. You watch 'im."

The skipper breathed hard, but made no reply.

"If you don't believe me, sir, p'r'aps you'd like to see the plate where
'e licked it?" said Joe. "Give me the plate, Sam."

He turned to take it, but in place of handing it to him that useful
witness dropped it and made hurriedly for the companion-ladder, and by
strenuous efforts reached the deck before Joe, although that veracious
gentleman, assisted from below by strong and willing arms, made a good
second.




TWO OF A TRADE

"'E's a nero, that's wot 'e is, sir," said the cook, as he emptied a
boiler of dirty water overboard.

"A what?" said the skipper.

"A nero," said the cook, speaking very slowly and distinctly. "A nero
in real life, a chap wot, speaking for all for'ard, we're proud to have
aboard along with us."

"I didn't know he was much of a swimmer," said the skipper, glancing
curiously at a clumsily built man of middle age, who sat on the hatch
glancing despondently at the side.

"No more 'e ain't," said the cook, "an' that's what makes 'im more
'eroish still in my own opinion."

"Did he take his clothes off?" inquired the mate.

"Not a bit of it," said the delighted cook; "not a pair of trowsis, nor
even 'is 'at, which was sunk."

"You're a liar, cook," said the hero, looking up for a moment.

"You didn't take your trowsis off, George?" said the cook anxiously.

"I chucked my 'at on the pavement," growled George, without looking up.

"Well, anyway, you went over the embankment after that pore girl like a
Briton, didn't you?" said the other.

There was no reply.

"Didn't you?" said the cook appealingly.

"Did you expect me to go over like a Dutchman, or wot?" demanded George
fiercely.

"That's 'is modesty," said the cook, turning to the others with the air
of a showman. "'E can't bear us to talk about it. Nearly drownded
'e was. All but, and a barge came along and shoved a boat-hook right
through the seat of his trowsis an' saved 'im. Stand up an' show 'em
your trowsis, George."

"If I do stand up," said George, in a voice broken with rage, "it'll be
a bad day for you, my lad."

"_Ain't_ he modest?" said the cook. "Don't it do you good to 'ear 'im.
He was just like that when they got him ashore and the crowd started
patting him."

"Didn't like it?" queried the mate.

"Well, they overdid it a little, p'r'aps," admitted the cook; "one old
chap wot couldn't get near patted 'is 'ead with 'is stick, but it was
all meant in the way of kindness."

"I'm proud of you, George," said the skipper heartily.

"We all are," said the mate.

George grunted.

"I'll write for the medal for him," said the skipper. "Were there any
witnesses, cook? ''

"Heaps of 'em," said the other; "but I gave 'em 'is name and address.
'Schooner _John Henry_, of Limehouse, is 'is home,' I ses, and George
Cooper 'is name'."

"You talked a damned sight too much," said the hero, "you lean,
lop-sided son of a tinker."

"Theres 'is modesty ag'in," said the cook, with a knowing smile. "'E's
busting with modesty, is George. You should ha' seen 'im when a chap
took 'is fortygraph."

"Took his what?" said the skipper, becoming Interested.

"His fortygraph," said the cook. "'E was a young chap what was taking
views for a noose-paper. 'E took George drippin' wet just as 'e come out
of the water, 'e took him arter 'e 'ad 'is face wiped, an' 'e took 'im
when 'e was sitting up swearing at a man wot asked 'im whether 'e was
very wet."

"An' you told 'im where I lived, and what I was," said George, turning
on him and shaking his fist. "You did."

"I did," said the cook simply. "You'll live to thank me for it, George."

The other gave a dreadful howl, and rising from the deck, walked forward
and went below, giving a brother seaman who patted his shoulder as
he passed a blow in the ribs, which nearly broke them. Those on deck
exchanged glances.

"Well, I don't know," said the mate, shrugging his shoulders; "seems to
me if I'd saved a fellow-critter's life I shouldn't mind hearing about
it."

"That's what you think," said the skipper, drawing himself up a little.
"If ever you do do anything of the kind perhaps you'll feel different
about it."

"Well, I don't see how you should know any more than me," said the
other.

The skipper cleared his throat.

"There have been one or two little things in my life which I'm not
exactly ashamed of," he said modestly.

"That ain't much to boast of," said the mate, wilfully misunderstanding
him.

"I mean," said the skipper sharply, "one or two things which some people
might have been proud of. But I'm proud to say that there isn't a living
soul knows of 'em."

"I can quite believe that," assented the mate, and walked off with an
irritating smile.

The skipper was about to follow him, to complain of the needless
ambiguity of his remarks, when he was arrested by a disturbance from the
fo'c'sle. In response to the cordial invitation of the cook, the mate
and one of the hands from the brig _Endeavour_, moored alongside, had
come aboard and gone below to look at George. The manner in which they
were received was a slur upon the hospitality of the _John Henry_; and
they came up hurriedly, declaring that they never wanted to see him
again as long as they lived, and shouting offensive remarks behind them
as they got over the side of their own vessel.

The skipper walked slowly to the fo'c'sle and put his head down.

"George," he shouted.

"Sir," said the hero gruffly.

"Come down into the cabin," said the other, turning away. "I want to
have a little talk with you."

George rose, and, first uttering some terrible threats against the
cook, who bore them with noble fortitude, went on deck and followed the
skipper to the cabin.

At his superior's request he took a seat on the locker, awkwardly
enough, but smiled faintly as the skipper produced a bottle and a couple
of glasses.

"Your health, George," said the skipper, as he pushed a glass towards
him and raised his own.

"My bes' respec's, sir," said George, allowing the liquor to roll slowly
round his mouth before swallowing it. He sighed heavily, and, putting
his empty glass on the table, allowed his huge head to roll on his
chest.

"Saving life don't seem to agree with you, George," said the skipper. "I
like modesty, but you seem to me to carry it a trifle too far."

"It ain't modesty, sir," said George; "it's that fortygraph. When I
think o' that I go 'ot all over."

"I shouldn't let that worry me if I was you, George," said the other
kindly. "Looks ain't everything."

"I didn't mean it that way," said George very sourly. "My looks is good
enough for me. In fact, it is a partly owing to my looks, so to speak,
that I'm in a mess."

"A little more rum, George?" said the skipper, whose curiosity was
roused. "I don't want to know your business, far from it. But in my
position as cap'n, if any of my crew gets in a mess I consider it's my
duty to lend them a hand out of it, if I can."

"The world 'ud be a better place if there was more like you," said
George, waxing sentimental as he sniffed delicately at the fragrant
beverage. "If that noosepaper, with them pictures, gets into a certain
party's 'ands, I'm ruined."

"Not if I can help it, George," said the skipper with great firmness.
"How do you mean ruined?"

The seaman set his glass down on the little table, and, leaning over,
formed a word with his lips, and then drew back slowly and watched the
effect.

"What?" said the skipper.

The other repeated the performance, but beyond seeing that some word of
three syllables was indicated the skipper obtained no information.

"You can speak a little louder," he said, somewhat crustily.

"Bigamy!" said George, breathing the word solemnly.

"You?" said the skipper.

George nodded. "And if my first only gets hold of that paper, and sees
my phiz and reads my name, I'm done for. There's my reward for saving a
fellow-critter's life. Seven years."

"I'm surprised at you, George," said the skipper sternly. "Such a good
wife as you've got too."

"I ain't saying nothing agin number two," grumbled George. "It's number
one that didn't suit, I left her eight years ago. She was a bad 'un I
took a v'y'ge to Australia furst, just to put her out o' my mind a bit,
an' I never seed her since. Where am I if she sees all about me in the
paper!"

"Is she what you'd call a vindictive woman?" inquired the other.
"Nasty-tempered, I mean."

"Nasty-tempered," echoed the husband of two. "If that woman could only
have me put in jail she'd stand on 'er 'ead for joy."

"Well, I'll do what I can for you if the worst comes to the worst," said
the skipper. "You'd better not say anything about this to anybody else."

"Not me," said George fervently, as he rose, "an' o' course you------"

"You can rely on me," said the skipper in his most stately fashion.

He thought of the seaman's confidence several times during the
evening, and, being somewhat uncertain of the law as to bigamy, sought
information from the master of the _Endeavour_ as they sat in the
latter's cabin at a quiet game of cribbage. By virtue of several
appearances in the law courts with regard to collisions and spoilt
cargoes this gentleman had obtained a knowledge of law which made him a
recognized authority from London Bridge to the Nore.

It was a delicate matter for the master of the _John Henry_ to
broach, and, with the laudable desire of keeping the hero's secret,
he approached it by a most circuitous route. He began with a burglary,
followed with an attempted murder, and finally got on the subject of
bigamy, _via_ the "Deceased Wife's Sister Bill."

"What sort o' bigamy?" inquired the master of the brig.

"Oh, two wives," said Captain Thomsett.

"Yes, yes," said the other, "but are there any mitigating circumstances
in the case, so that you could throw yourself on the mercy o' the court,
I mean?"

"_My_ case!" said Thomsett, glaring. "It ain't for me."

"Oh, no, o' course not," said Captain Stubbs.

"What do you mean by 'o' course not'?" demanded the indignant master of
the _John Henry_.

"Your deal," said Captain Stubbs, pushing the cards over to him.

"You haven't answered my question," said Captain Thomsett, regarding him
offensively.

"There's some questions," said Stubbs slowly, "as is best left
unanswered. When you've seen as much law as I have, my lad, you'll know
that one of the first principles of English law is, that nobody is bound
to commit themselves."

"Do you mean to say you think it _is_ me?" bellowed Captain Thomsett.

"I mean to say nothing," said Captain Stubbs, putting his huge hands on
the table. "But when a man comes into my cabin and begins to hum an'
haw an' hint at things, and then begins to ask my advice about bigamy,
I can't help thinking. This is a free country, and there's no law ag'in
thinking. Make a clean breast of it, cap'n, an I'll do what I can for
you."

"You're a blanked fool," said Captain Thomsett wrathfully.

Captain Stubbs shook his head gently, and smiled with infinite patience.
"P'r'aps so," he said modestly. "P'r'aps so; but there's one thing I can
do, and that is, I can read people."

"You can read me, I s'pose?" said Thomsett sneeringly.

"Easy, my lad," said the other, still preserving, though by an obvious
effort, his appearance of judicial calm. "I've seen your sort before.
One in pertikler I call to mind. He's doing fourteen years now, pore
chap. But you needn't be alarmed, cap'n. Your secret is safe enough with
me."

Captain Thomsett got up and pranced up and down the cabin, but
Captain Stubbs remained calm. He had seen _that_ sort before. It was
interesting to the student of human nature, and he regarded his visitor
with an air of compassionate interest. Then Captain Thomsett resumed his
seat, and, to preserve his own fair fame, betrayed that of George.

"I knew it was either you, or somebody your kind 'art was interested
in," said the discomfited Stubbs, as they resumed the interrupted game.
"You can't help your face, cap'n. When you was thinking about that pore
chap's danger it was working with emotion. It misled me, I own it, but
it ain't often I meet such a feeling 'art as yours."

Captain Thomsett, his eyes glowing affectionately, gripped his friend's
hand, and in the course of the game listened to an exposition of the law
relating to bigamy of a most masterly and complicated nature, seasoned
with anecdotes calculated to make the hardiest of men pause on the brink
of matrimony and think seriously of their position.

"Suppose this woman comes aboard after pore George," said Thomsett.
"What's the best thing to be done?"

"The first thing," said Captain Stubbs, "is to gain time. Put her off."

"Off the ship, d'ye mean?" inquired the other.

"No, no," said the jurist. "Pretend he's ill and can't see anybody. By
gum, I've got it."

He slapped the table with his open hand, and regarded the other
triumphantly.

"Let him turn into his bunk and pretend to be dead," he continued, in a
voice trembling with pride at his strategy. "It's pretty dark down your
fo'c'sle, I know. Don't have no light down there, and tell him to keep
quiet."

Captain Thomsett's eyes shone, but with a qualified admiration.

"Ain't it somewhat sudden?" he demurred.

Captain Stubbs regarded him with a look of supreme artfulness, and
slowly closed one eye.

"He got a chill going in the water," he said quietly.

"Well, you're a masterpiece," said Thomsett ungrudgingly. "I will say
this of you, you're a masterpiece. Mind this is all to be kept quite
secret."

"Make your mind easy," said the eminent jurist.

"If I told all I know there's a good many men in this river as 'ud be
doing time at the present moment."

Captain Thomsett expressed his pleasure at this information, and, having
tried in vain to obtain a few of their names, even going so far as to
suggest some, looked at the clock, and, shaking hands, departed to his
own ship. Captain Stubbs, left to himself, finished his pipe and retired
to rest; and his mate, who had been lying in the adjoining bunk during
the consultation, vainly trying to get to sleep, scratched his head, and
tried to think of a little strategy himself. He had glimmerings of it
before he fell asleep, but when he awoke next morning it flashed before
him in all the fulness of its matured beauty.

He went on deck smiling, and, leaning his arms on the side, gazed
contemplatively at George, who was sitting on the deck listening darkly
to the cook as that worthy read aloud from a newspaper.

"Anything interesting, cook?" demanded the mate.

"About George, sir," said the cook, stopping in his reading. "There's
pictures of 'im too."

He crossed to the side, and, handing the paper to the mate, listened
smilingly to the little ejaculations of surprise and delight of that
deceitful man as he gazed upon the likenesses. "Wonderful," he said
emphatically. "Wonderful. I never saw such a good likeness in my life,
George. That'll be copied in every newspaper in London, and here's the
name in full too--'George Cooper, schooner _John Henry_, now lying off
Limehouse.'"

He handed the paper back to the cook and turned away grinning as George,
unable to control himself any longer, got up with an oath and went below
to nurse his wrath in silence. A little later the mate of the brig,
after a very confidential chat with his own crew, lit his pipe and, with
a jaunty air, went ashore.

For the next hour or two George alternated between the fo'c'sle and the
deck, from whence he cast harassed glances at the busy wharves ashore.
The skipper, giving it as his own suggestion, acquainted him with the
arrangements made in case of the worst, and George, though he seemed
somewhat dubious about them, went below and put his bed in order.

"It's very unlikely she'll see that particular newspaper though," said
the skipper encouragingly.

"People are sure to see what you don't want 'em too," growled George.
"Somebody what knows us is sure to see it, an' show 'er."

"There's a lady stepping into a waterman's skiff now," said the skipper,
glancing at the stairs. "That wouldn't be her, I s'pose?"

He turned to the seaman as he spoke but the words had hardly left his
lips before George was going below and undressing for his part.

"If anybody asks for me," he said, turning to the cook, who was
regarding his feverish movements in much astonishment, "I'm dead."

"You're wot?" inquired the other.

"Dead," said George, "Dead. Died at ten o'clock this morning. D'ye
understand, fathead?"

"I can't say as 'ow I do," said the cook, somewhat acrimoniously.

"Pass the word round that I'm dead," repeated George hurriedly. "Lay me
out, cookie. I'll do so much for you one day."

Instead of complying the horrified cook rushed up on deck to tell the
skipper that George's brain had gone; but, finding him in the midst of a
hurried explanation to the men, stopped with greedy ears to listen.
The skiff was making straight for the schooner, propelled by an elderly
waterman in his shirt-sleeves, the sole passenger being a lady of ample
proportions, who was watching the life of the river through a black
veil.

In another minute the skiff bumped alongside, and the waterman standing
in the boat passed the painter aboard. The skipper gazed at the fare
and, shivering inwardly, hoped that George was a good actor.

"I want to see Mr. Cooper," said the lady grimly, as she clambered
aboard, assisted by the waterman.

"I'm very sorry, but you can't see him, mum," said the skipper politely.

"Ho! carn't I," said the lady, raising her voice a little. "You go an'
tell him that his lawful wedded wife, what he deserted, is aboard."

"It 'ud be no good, mum," said the skipper, who felt the full dramatic
force of the situation, "I'm afraid he wouldn't listen to you."

"Ho! I think I can persuade 'im a bit," said the lady, drawing in her
lips. "Where is 'e?"

"Up aloft," said the skipper, removing his hat.

"Don't you give me none of your lies," said the lady, as she scanned
both masts closely.

"He's dead," said the skipper solemnly.

His visitor threw up her arms and staggered back. The cook was nearest,
and, throwing his arms round her waist, he caught her as she swayed. The
mate, who was of a sympathetic nature, rushed below for whisky, as she
sank back in the hatchway, taking the reluctant cook with her.

"Poor thing!" said the skipper.

"Don't 'old 'er so tight, cook," said one of the men. "There's no
necessity to squeeze 'er."

"Pat 'er 'ands," said another.

"Pat 'em yourself," said the cook brusquely, as he looked up and saw
the delight of the crew of the _Endeavour_, who were leaning over their
vessel's side regarding the proceedings with much interest.

"Don't leave go of me," said the newly-made widow, as she swallowed the
whisky, and rose to her feet.

"Stand by her, cook," said the skipper authoritatively.

"Ay, ay, sir," said the cook.

They formed a procession below, the skipper and mate leading; the cook
with his fair burden, choking her sobs with a handkerchief, and the crew
following.

"What did he die of?" she asked in a whisper broken with sobs.

"Chill from the water," whispered the skipper in response.

"I can't see 'im," she whispered. "It's so dark here. Has anybody got a
match? Oh! here's some."

Before anybody could interfere she took a box from a locker, and,
striking one, bent over the motionless George, and gazed at his
tightly-closed eyes and open mouth in silence.

"You'll set the bed alight," said the mate in a low voice, as the end of
the match dropped off.

"It won't hurt 'im," whispered the widow tearfully.

The mate, who had distinctly seen the corpse shift a bit, thought
differently.

"Nothing 'll 'urt 'im _now_," whispered the widow, sniffing as she
struck another match. "Oh! if he could only sit up and speak to me."

For a moment the mate, who knew George's temper, thought it highly
probable that he would, as the top of the second match fell between his
shirt and his neck.

"Don't look any more," said the skipper anxiously; "you can't do him any
good."

His visitor handed him the matches, and, for a short time, sobbed in
silence.

"We've done all we could for him," said the skipper at length. "It 'ud
be best for you to go home and lay down a bit."

"You're all very good, I'm sure," whispered the widow, turning away.
"I'll send for him this evening."

They all started, especially the corpse.

"Eh," said the skipper.

"He was a bad 'usband to me," she continued, still in the same sobbing
whisper, "but I'll 'ave 'im put away decent."

"You'd better let us bury him," said the skipper. "We can do it cheaper
than you can, perhaps?"

"No. I'll send for him this evening," said the lady. "Are they 'is
clothes?"

"The last he ever wore," said the skipper pathetically, pointing to the
heap of clothing. "There's his chest, poor chap, just as he left it."

The bereaved widow bent down, and, raising the lid, shook her head
tearfully as she regarded the contents. Then she gathered up the clothes
under her left arm, and, still sobbing, took his watch, his knife, and
some small change from his chest while the crew in dumb show inquired of
the deceased, who was regarding her over the edge of the bunk, what was
to be done.

"I suppose there was some money due to him?" she inquired, turning to
the skipper.

"Matter of a few shillings," he stammered.

"I'll take them," she said, holding out her hand.

The skipper put his hand in his pocket, and, in his turn, looked
inquiringly at the late lamented for guidance; but George had closed
his eyes again to the world, and, after a moment's hesitation, he slowly
counted the money into her hand.

She dropped the coins into her pocket, and, with a parting glance at the
motionless figure in the bunk, turned away. The procession made its way
on deck again, but not in the same order, the cook carefully bringing up
the rear.

"If there's any other little things," she said, pausing at the side to
get a firmer grip of the clothes under her arm.

"You shall have them," said the skipper, who had been making mental
arrangements to have George buried before her return.

Apparently much comforted by this assurance, she allowed herself to be
lowered into the boat, which was waiting. The excitement of the crew of
the brig, who had been watching her movements with eager interest, got
beyond the bounds of all decency as they saw her being pulled ashore
with the clothes in her lap.

"You can come up now," said the skipper, as he caught sight of George's
face at the scuttle.

"Has she gone?" inquired the seaman anxiously.

The skipper nodded, and a wild cheer rose from the crew of the brig as
George came on deck in his scanty garments, and, from behind the others,
peered cautiously over the side.

"Where is she?" he demanded.

The skipper pointed to the boat.

"That?" said George, starting. "That? That ain't my wife."

"Not your wife?" said the skipper, staring. "Whose is she, then?"

"How the devil should I know," said George, throwing discipline to the
winds in his agitation. "It ain't my wife."

"P'r'aps it's one you've forgotten," suggested the skipper in a low
voice.

George looked at him and choked. "I've never seen her before," he
replied, "s'elp me. Call her back. Stop her."

The mate rushed aft and began to haul in the ship's boat, but George
caught him suddenly by the arm.

"Never mind," he said bitterly; "better let her go. She seems to know
too much for me. _Somebody's_ been talking to her."

It was the same thought that was troubling the skipper, and he looked
searchingly from one to the other for an explanation. He fancied that
he saw it when he met the eye of the mate of the brig, and he paused
irresolutely as the skiff reached the stairs, and the woman, springing
ashore, waved the clothes triumphantly in the direction of the schooner
and disappeared.




AN INTERVENTION

There was bad blood between the captain and mate who comprised the
officers and crew of the sailing-barge "_Swallow_"; and the outset of
their voyage from London to Littleport was conducted in glum silence. As
far as the Nore they had scarcely spoken, and what little did pass was
mainly in the shape of threats and abuse. Evening, chill and overcast,
was drawing in; distant craft disappeared somewhere between the waste
of waters and the sky, and the side-lights of neighbouring vessels were
beginning to shine over the water. The wind, with a little rain in it,
was unfavourable to much progress, and the trough of the sea got deeper
as the waves ran higher and splashed by the barge's side.

"Get the side-lights out, and quick, you," growled the skipper, who was
at the helm.

The mate, a black-haired, fierce-eyed fellow of about twenty-five, set
about the task with much deliberation.

"And look lively, you lump," continued the skipper.

"I don't want none of your lip," said the mate furiously; "so don't you
give me none."

The skipper yawned, and stretching his mighty frame laughed
disagreeably. "You'll take what I give you, my lad," said he, "whether
it's lip or fist."

"Lay a finger on me and I'll knife you," said the mate. "I ain't afraid
of you, for all your size."

He put out the side-lights, casting occasional looks of violent hatred
at the skipper, who, being a man of tremendous physique and rough
tongue, had goaded his subordinate almost to madness.

"If you've done skulking," he cried as he knocked the ashes out of his
pipe, "come and take the helm."

The mate came aft and relieved him; and he stood for a few seconds
taking a look round before going below. He dropped his pipe, and stooped
to recover it; and in that moment the mate, with a sudden impulse,
snatched up a handspike and dealt him a crushing blow on the head.
Half blinded and stunned by the blow, the man fell on his knees, and
shielding his face with his hands strove to rise. Before he could do
so the mate struck wildly at him again, and with a great cry he fell
backwards and rolled heavily overboard. The mate, with a sob in his
breath, gazed wildly astern, and waited for him to rise. He waited:
minutes seemed to pass, and still the body of the skipper did not emerge
from the depths. He reeled back in a stupor; then he gave a faint cry as
his eye fell on the boat, which was dragging a yard or two astern, and
a figure which clung desperately to the side of it. Before he had quite
realised what had happened, he saw the skipper haul himself on to the
stern of the boat and then roll heavily into it.

Panic-stricken at the sight, he drew his knife to cut the boat adrift,
but paused as he reflected that she and her freight would probably be
picked up by some passing vessel. As the thought struck him he saw the
dim form of the skipper come towards the bow of the boat and, seizing
the rope, begin to haul in towards the barge.

"Stop!" shouted the mate hoarsely; "stop! or I'll cut you loose."

The skipper let the rope go, and the boat pulled up with a jerk.

"I'm independent of you," the skipper shouted, picking up one of the
loose boards from the bottom of the boat and brandishing it. "If there's
any sea on I can keep her head to it with this. Cut away."

"If I let you come aboard," said the mate, "will you swear to let
bygones be bygones?"

"No!" thundered the other. "Whether I come aboard or not don't make much
difference. It'll be about twenty years for you, you murdering hound,
when I get ashore."

The mate made no reply, but sat silently steering, keeping, however,
a wary eye on the boat towing behind. He turned sick and faint as he
thought of the consequences of his action, and vainly cast about in his
mind for some means of escape.

"Are you going to let me come aboard?" presently demanded the skipper,
who was shivering in his wet clothes.

"You can come aboard on my terms," repeated the mate doggedly.

"I'll make no terms with you," cried the other. "I hand you over to the
police directly I get ashore, you mutinous dog. I've got a good witness
in my head."

After this there was silence--silence unbroken through the long hours
of the night as they slowly passed. Then the dawn came. The sidelights
showed fainter and fainter in the water; the light on the mast shed no
rays on the deck, but twinkled uselessly behind its glass. Then the mate
turned his gaze from the wet, cheerless deck and heaving seas to the
figure in the boat dragging behind. The skipper, who returned his gaze
with a fierce scowl, was holding his wet handkerchief to his temple.
He removed it as the mate looked, and showed a ghastly wound. Still,
neither of them spoke. The mate averted his gaze, and sickened with fear
as he thought of his position; and in that instant the skipper clutched
the painter, and, with a mighty heave, sent the boat leaping towards the
stern of the barge, and sprang on deck. The mate rose to his feet; but
the other pushed him fiercely aside, and picking up the handspike, which
lay on the raised top of the cabin, went below. Half an hour later
he came on deck with a fresh suit of clothes on, and his head roughly
bandaged, and standing in front of the mate, favoured him with a baleful
stare.

"Gimme that helm," he cried.

The mate relinquished it.

"You dog!" snarled the other, "to try and kill a man when he wasn't
looking, and then keep him in his wet clothes in the boat all night.
Make the most o' your time. It'll be many a day before you see the sea
again."

The mate groaned in spirit, but made no reply.

"I've wrote everything down with the time it happened," continued
the other in a voice of savage satisfaction; "an' I've locked that
hand-spike up in my locker. It's got blood on it."

"That's enough about it," said the mate, turning at last and speaking
thickly. "What I've done I must put up with."

He walked forward to end the discussion; but the skipper shouted out
choice bits from time to time as they occurred to him, and sat steering
and gibing, a gruesome picture of vengeance.

Suddenly he sprang to his feet with a sharp cry. "There's somebody in
the water," he roared; "stand by to pick him up."

As he spoke he pointed with his left hand, and with his right steered
for something which rose and fell lazily on the water a short distance
from them.

The mate, following his outstretched arm, saw it too, and picking up a
boat-hook stood ready, and they were soon close enough to distinguish
the body of a man supported by a life-belt.

"Don't miss him," shouted the skipper.

The mate grasped the rigging with one hand, and leaning forward as far
as possible stood with the hook poised. At first it seemed as though the
object would escape them, but a touch of the helm in the nick of time
just enabled the mate to reach. The hook caught in the jacket, and with
great care he gradually shortened it, and drew the body close to the
side.

"He's dead," said the skipper, as he fastened the helm and stood looking
down into the wet face of the man. Then he stooped, and taking him by
the collar of his coat dragged the streaming figure on to the deck.

"Take the helm," he said.

"Ay, ay," said the other; and the skipper disappeared below with his
burden.

A moment later he came on deck again. "We'll take in sail and anchor.
Sharp there!" he cried.

The mate went to his assistance. There was but little wind, and the task
was soon accomplished, and both men, after a hasty glance round, ran
below. The wet body of the sailor lay on a locker, and a pool of water
was on the cabin floor.

The mate hastily swabbed up the water, and then lit the fire and put on
the kettle; while the skipper stripped the sailor of his clothes, and
flinging some blankets in front of the fire placed him upon them.

Fora long time they toiled in silence, in the faint hope that life still
remained in the apparently dead body.

"Poor devil!" said the skipper at length, and fell to rubbing again.

"I don't believe he's gone," said the mate, panting with his exertions.
"He don't feel like a dead man."

Ten minutes later the figure stirred slightly, and the men talked in
excited whispers as they worked. A faint sigh came from the lips of the
sailor, and his eyes partly opened.

"It's all right, matey," said the skipper; "you lie still; we'll do the
rest. Jem, get some coffee ready."

By the time it was prepared the partly drowned man was conscious that he
was alive, and stared in a dazed fashion at the man who was using him
so roughly. Conscious that his patient was improving rapidly the latter
lifted him in his arms and placed him in his own bunk, and proffered
him some steaming hot coffee. He sipped a little, then lapsed into
unconsciousness again. The two men looked at each other blankly.

"Some of 'em goes like that," said the skipper. "I've seen it afore.
Just as you think they're pulling round they slip their cable."

"We must keep him warm," said the mate. "I don't see as we can do any
more."

"We'll get under weigh again," said the other; and pausing to heap some
more clothes over the sailor he went on deck, followed by the mate; and
in a short time the _Swallow_ was once more moving through the water.
Then the skipper, leaving the mate at the helm, went below.

Half an hour passed.

"Go and see what you can make of him," said the skipper as he
re-appeared and took the helm. "He keeps coming round a bit, and then
just drifts back. Seems like as if he can't hook on to life. Don't seem
to take no interest in it."

The mate obeyed in silence; and for the remainder of the day the two men
relieved each other at the bedside of the sailor. Towards evening,
as they were entering the river which runs up to Littleport, he made
decided progress under the skipper's ministrations; and the latter
thrust his huge head up the hatchway and grinned in excusable triumph
at the mate as he imparted the news. Then he suddenly remembered himself
and the smile faded. The light, too, faded from the mate's face.

"'Bout that mutiny and attempted murder," said the skipper, and paused
as though waiting for the mate to contradict or qualify the terms, but
he made no reply.

"I give you in charge as soon as we get to port," continued the other.
"Soon as the ship's berthed, you go below."

"Ay, ay," said the mate, but without looking at him.

"Nice thing it'll be for your wife," said the skipper sternly. "You'll
get no mercy from me."

"I don't expect none," said the mate huskily. "What I've done I'll stand
to."

The reply on the skipper's lips merged into a grunt, and he went below.
The sailor was asleep, and breathing gently and regularly; and after
regarding him for some time the watcher returned to the deck and busied
himself with certain small duties preparatory to landing.

Slowly the light faded out of the sky, and the banks of the river grew
indistinct; and one by one the lights of Littleport came into view as
they rounded the last bend of the river, and saw the little town lying
behind its veil of masts and rigging. The skipper came aft and took the
helm from the mate, and looked at him out of the corner of his eye, as
he stood silently waiting with his hands by his side.

"Take in sail," said the skipper shortly; and leaving the helm a bit,
ran to assist him. Five minutes later the _Swallow_ was alongside of the
wharf, and then, everything made fast and snug, the two men turned and
faced each other.

"Go below," said the skipper sternly. The mate walked off. "And take
care of that chap. I'm going ashore. If anybody asks you about these
scratches, I got 'em in a row down Wapping--D'ye hear?"

The mate heard, but there was a thickness in his throat which prevented
him from replying promptly. By the time he had recovered his voice the
other had disappeared over the edge of the wharf, and the sound of
his retreating footsteps rang over the cobblestone quay. The mate in a
bewildered fashion stood for a short time motionless; then he turned,
and drawing a deep breath, went below.




THE GREY PARROT

The Chief Engineer and the Third sat at tea on the S.S. _Curlew_ in the
East India Docks. The small and not over-clean steward having placed
everything he could think of upon the table, and then added everything
the Chief could think of, had assiduously poured out two cups of tea and
withdraw by request. The two men ate steadily, conversing between bites,
and interrupted occasionally by a hoarse and sepulchral voice, the owner
of which, being much exercised by the sight of the food, asked for it,
prettily at first, and afterwards in a way which at least compelled
attention.

"That's pretty good for a parrot," said the Third critically. "Seems to
know what he's saying too. No, don't give it anything. It'll stop if you
do."

"There's no pleasure to _me_ in listening to coarse language," said the
Chief with dignity.

He absently dipped a piece of bread and butter in the Third's tea,
and losing it chased it round and round the bottom of the cup with his
finger, the Third regarding the operation with an interest and emotion
which he was at first unable to understand.

"You'd better pour yourself out another cup," he said thoughtfully as he
caught the Third's eye.

"I'm going to," said the other dryly.

"The man I bought it of," said the Chief, giving the bird the sop, "said
that it was a perfectly respectable parrot and wouldn't know a bad word
if it heard it. I hardly like to give it to my wife now."

"It's no good being too particular," said the Third, regarding the other
with an ill-concealed grin, "that's the worst of all you young married
fellows. Seem to think your wife has got to be wrapped up in brown
paper. Ten chances to one she'll be amused."

The Chief shrugged his shoulders disdainfully. "I bought the bird to be
company for her," he said slowly, "she'll be very lonesome without me,
Rogers."

"How do you know?" inquired the other.

"She said so," was the reply.

"When you've been married as long as I have," said the Third, who having
been married some fifteen years felt that their usual positions were
somewhat reversed, "you'll know that generally speaking they're glad to
get rid of you."

"What for?" demanded the Chief in a voice that Othello might have
envied.

"Well, you get in the way a bit," said Rogers with secret enjoyment,
"you see you upset the arrangements. House-cleaning and all that sort of
thing get interrupted. They're glad to see you back at first, and then
glad to see the back of you."

"There's wives and wives," said the bridegroom tenderly.

"And mine's good one," said the Third, "registered A 1 at Lloyds', but
she don't worry about me going away. Your Wife's thirty years younger
than you, isn't she?"

"Twenty-five," corrected the other shortly. "You see what I'm afraid of
is, that she'll get too much attention."

"Well, women like that," remarked the Third.

"But I don't, damn it," cried the Chief hotly. "When I think of it I get
hot all over. Boiling hot."

"That won't last," said the other reassuringly, "you won't care twopence
this time next year."

"We're not all alike," growled the Chief, "some of us have got finer
feelings than others have. I saw the chap next door looking at her as we
passed him this morning."

"Lor'," said the Third

"I don't want any of your damned impudence," said the Chief sharply. "He
put his hat on straighter when he passed us. What do you think of that?"

"Can't say," replied the other with commendable gravity, "it might mean
anything."

"If he has any of his nonsense while I'm away I'll break his neck," said
the Chief passionately. "I shall know of it."

The other raised his eyebrows.

"I've asked the landlady to keep her eyes open a bit," said the Chief.
"My wife was brought up in the country and she's very young and simple,
so that it is quite right and proper for her to have a motherly old body
to look after her."

"Told your wife?" queried Rogers.

"No," said the other. "Fact is, I've got an idea about that parrot. I'm
going to tell her it's a magic bird, and will tell me everything she
does while I'm away. Anything the landlady tells me I shall tell her
I got from the parrot. For one thing, I don't want her to go out after
seven of an evening, and she's promised me she won't. If she does I
shall know, and pretend that I know through the parrot. What do you
think of it?"

"Think of it?" said the Third, staring at him. "Think of it? Fancy a man
telling a grown-up woman a yarn like that!"

"She believes in warnings and death-watches, and all that sort of
thing," said the Chief, "so why shouldn't she?"

"Well, you'll know whether she believes in it or not when you come
back," said Rogers, "and it'll be a great pity, because it's a beautiful
talker."

"What do you mean?" said the other.

"I mean it'll get its little neck wrung," said the Third.

"Well, we'll see," said Gannett. "I shall know what to think if it does
die."

"I shall never see that bird again," said Rogers, shaking his head as
the Chief took up the cage and handed it to the steward, who was to
accompany him home with it.

The couple left the ship and proceeded down the East India Dock Road
side by side, the only incident being a hot argument between a constable
and the engineer as to whether he could or could not be held responsible
for the language in which the parrot saw fit to indulge when the steward
happened to drop it.

The engineer took the cage at his door, and, not without some
misgivings, took it upstairs into the parlour and set it on the table.
Mrs. Gannett, a simple-looking woman, with sleepy brown eyes and a
docile manner, clapped her hands with joy.

"Isn't it a beauty?" said Mr. Gannett, looking at it; "I bought it to be
company for you while I'm away."

"You're too good to me, Jem," said his wife. She walked all round the
cage admiring it, and the parrot, which was of a hugely suspicious and
nervous disposition, having had boys at its last place, turning with
her. After she had walked round him five times he got sick of it, and in
a simple sailorly fashion said so.

"Oh, Jem," said his wife.

"It's a beautiful talker," said Gannett hastily, "and it's so clever
that it picks up everything it hears, but it'll soon forget it."

"It looks as though it knows what you are saying," said his wife. "Just
look at it, the artful thing."

The opportunity was too good to be missed, and in a few straightforward
lies the engineer acquainted Mrs. Gannett of the miraculous powers with
which he had chosen to endow it.

"But you don't believe it?" said his wife, staring at him open-mouthed.

"I do," said the engineer firmly.

"But how can it know what I'm doing when I'm away?" persisted Mrs.
Gannett.

"Ah, that's its secret," said the engineer; "a good many people would
like to know that, but nobody has found out yet. It's a magic bird, and
when you've said that you've said all there is to say about it."

Mrs. Gannett, wrinkling her forehead, eyed the marvellous bird
curiously.

"You'll find it's quite true," said Gannett; "when I come back that
bird'll be able to tell me how you've been and all about you. Everything
you've done during my absence."

"Good gracious," said the astonished Mrs. Gannett.

"If you stay out after seven of an evening, or do anything else that
I shouldn't like, that bird'll tell me," continued the engineer
impressively. "It'll tell me who comes to see you, and in fact it will
tell me everything you do while I'm away."

"Well, it won't have anything bad to tell of me," said Mrs. Gannett
composedly, "unless it tells lies."

"It can't tell lies," said her husband confidently, "and now, if you go
and put your bonnet on, we'll drop in at the theatre for half an hour."

It was a prophetic utterance, for he made such a fuss over the man next
to his wife, offering her his opera-glasses, that they left, at the
urgent request of the management, in almost exactly that space of time.

"You'd better carry me about in a band-box," said Mrs. Gannett wearily
as the outraged engineer stalked home beside her. "What harm was the man
doing?"

"You must have given him some encouragement," said Mr. Gannett
fiercely--"made eyes at him or something. A man wouldn't offer to lend a
lady his opera-glasses without."

Mrs. Gannett tossed her head--and that so decidedly, that a passing
stranger turned his head and looked at her. Mr. Gannett accelerated his
pace, and taking his wife's arm, led her swiftly home with a passion
too great for words.

By the morning his anger had evaporated, but his misgivings remained.
He left after breakfast for the _Curlew_, which was to sail in the
afternoon, leaving behind him copious instructions, by following which
his wife would be enabled to come down and see him off with the minimum
exposure of her fatal charms.

Left to herself Mrs. Gannett dusted the room, until coming to the
parrot's cage she put down the duster and eyed its eerie occupant
curiously, She fancied that she saw an evil glitter in the creature's
eye, and the knowing way in which it drew the film over it was as near
an approach to a wink as a bird could get.

She was still looking at it when there was a knock at the door, and a
bright little woman--rather smartly dressed--bustled into the room, and
greeted her effusively.

"I just come to see you, my dear, because I thought a little outing
would do me good," she said briskly; "and if you've no objection I'll
come down to the docks with you to see the boat off."

Mrs. Gannett assented readily. It would ease the engineer's mind, she
thought, if he saw her with a chaperon.

"Nice bird," said Mrs. Cluffins, mechanically, bringing her parasol to
the charge.

"Don't do that," said her friend hastily.

"Why not?" said the other.

"Language!" said Mrs. Gannett solemnly.

"Well, I must do something to it," said Mrs. Cluffins restlessly.

She held the parasol near the cage and suddenly opened it. It was a
flaming scarlet, and for the moment the shock took the parrot's breath
away.

"He don't mind that," said Mrs. Gannett.

The parrot, hopping to the farthest corner of the bottom of his cage,
said something feebly. Finding that nothing dreadful happened, he
repeated his remark somewhat more boldly, and, being convinced after
all that the apparition was quite harmless and that he had displayed his
craven spirit for nothing, hopped back on his perch and raved wickedly.

"If that was my bird," said Mrs. Cluffins, almost as scarlet as her
parasol, "I should wring its neck."

"No, you wouldn't," said Mrs. Gannett solemnly. And having quieted the
bird by throwing a cloth over its cage, she explained its properties.

"What!" said Mrs. Cluffins, unable to sit still in her chair. "You mean
to tell me your husband said that!"

Mrs. Gannett nodded, "He's awfully jealous of me," she said with a
slight simper.

"I wish he was my husband," said Mrs. Cluffins in a thin, hard voice.
"I wish C. would talk to _me_ like that. I wish somebody would try and
persuade C. to talk to me like that."

"It shows he's fond of me," said Mrs. Gannett, looking down.

Mrs. Cluffins jumped up and snatched the cover off the cage;
endeavoured, but in vain, to get the parasol through the bars.

"And you believe that rubbish!" she said scathingly. "Bosh, you wretch!"

"I don't believe it," said her friend, taking her gently away and
covering the cage hastily just as the bird was recovering, "but I let
him think I do."

"I call it an outrage," said Mrs. Cluffins, waving the parasol wildly.
"I never heard of such a thing; I'd like to give Mr. Gannett a piece
of my mind. Just about half an hour of it He wouldn't be the same man
afterwards--I'd parrot him."

Mrs. Gannett, soothing her agitated friend as well as she was able, led
her gently to a chair and removed her bonnet, and finding that complete
recovery was impossible while the parrot remained in the room, took that
wonder-working bird outside.

By the time they had reached the docks and boarded the _Curlew_ Mrs.
Cluffins had quite recovered her spirits. She roamed about the steamer
asking questions, which savoured more of idle curiosity than a genuine
thirst for knowledge, and was at no pains to conceal her opinion of
those who were unable to furnish her with satisfactory replies.

"I shall think of you every day, Jem," said Mrs. Gannett tenderly.

"I shall think of you every minute," said the engineer reproachfully.

He sighed gently and gazed in a scandalised fashion at Mrs. Cluffins,
who was carrying on a desperate flirtation with one of the apprentices.

"She's very light-hearted," said his wife, following the direction of
his eyes.

"She is," said Mr. Gannett curtly, as the unconscious Mrs. Cluffins shut
her parasol and rapped the apprentice playfully with the handle. "She
seems to be on very good terms with Jenkins, laughing and carrying on. I
don't suppose she's ever seen him before."

"Poor young things," said Mrs. Cluffins solemnly, as she came up to
them. "Don't you worry, Mr. Gannett; I'll look after her and keep her
from moping."

"You're very kind," said the engineer slowly.

"We'll have a jolly time," said Mrs. Cluffins. "I often wish my husband
was a seafaring man. A wife does have more freedom, doesn't she?"

"More what?" inquired Mr. Gannett huskily.

"More freedom," said Mrs. Cluffins gravely. "I always envy sailors'
wives. They can do as they like. No husband to look after them for nine
or ten months in the year."

Before the unhappy engineer could put his indignant thoughts into words
there was a warning cry from the gangway, and, with a hasty farewell, he
hurried below. The visitors went ashore, the gangway was shipped, and in
response to the clang of the telegraph, the _Curlew_ drifted slowly away
from the quay and headed for the spring bridge slowly opening in front
of her.

The two ladies hurried to the pier-head and watched the steamer down the
river until a bend hid it from view. Then Mrs. Gannett, with a sensation
of having lost something, due, so her friend assured her, to the want of
a cup of tea, went slowly back to her lonely home.

In the period of grass widowhood which ensued, Mrs. Cluffins' visits
formed almost the sole relief to the bare monotony of existence. As
a companion the parrot was an utter failure, its language being so
irredeemably bad that it spent most of its time in the spare room with
a cloth over its cage, wondering when the days were going to lengthen
a bit. Mrs. Cluffins suggested selling it, but her friend repelled the
suggestion with horror, and refused to entertain it at any price, even
that of the publican at the corner, who had heard of the bird's command
of language, and was bent upon buying it.

"I wonder what that beauty will have to tell your husband," said Mrs.
Cluffins, as they sat together one day some three months after the
_Curlew's_ departure.

"I should hope that he has forgotten that nonsense," said Mrs. Gannett,
reddening; "he never alludes to it in his letters."

"Sell it," said Mrs. Cluffins peremptorily. "It's no good to you, and
Hobson would give anything for it almost."

Mrs. Gannett shook her head. "The house wouldn't hold my husband if I
did," she remarked with a shiver.

"Oh, yes it would," said Mrs. Cluffins; "you do as I tell you, and a
much smaller house than this would hold him. I told C. to tell Hobson he
should have it for five pounds."

"But he mustn't," said her friend in alarm.

"Leave yourself right in my hands," said Mrs. Cluffins, spreading out
two small palms, and regarding them complacently. "It'll be all right, I
promise you."

She put her arm round her friend's waist and led her to the window,
talking earnestly. In five minutes Mrs. Gannett was wavering, in ten
she had given away, and in fifteen the energetic Mrs. Cluffins was _en
route_ for Hobson's, swinging the cage so violently in her excitement
that the parrot was reduced to holding on to its perch with claws and
bill. Mrs. Gannett watched the progress from the window, and with a
queer look on her face sat down to think out the points of attack and
defence in the approaching fray.

A week later a four-wheeler drove up to the door, and the engineer,
darting upstairs three steps at a time, dropped an armful of parcels
on the floor, and caught his wife in an embrace which would have done
credit to a bear. Mrs. Gannett, for reasons of which a lack of muscle
was only one, responded less ardently.

"Ha, it's good to be home again," said Gannett, sinking into an
easy-chair and pulling his wife on his knee. "And how have you been?
Lonely?"

"I got used to it," said Mrs. Gannett softly.

The engineer coughed. "You had the parrot," he remarked.

"Yes, I had the magic parrot," said Mrs. Gannett.

"How's it getting on?" said her husband, looking round. "Where is it?"

"Part of it is on the mantelpiece," said Mrs. Gannett, trying to speak
calmly, "part of it is in a bonnet-box upstairs, some of it's in my
pocket, and here is the remainder."

She fumbled in her pocket and placed in his hand a cheap two-bladed
clasp-knife.

"On the mantelpiece?" repeated the engineer, staring at the knife; "in a
bonnet-box!"

"Those blue vases," said his wife.

Mr. Gannett put his hand to his head. If he had heard aright one parrot
had changed into a pair of vases, a bonnet, and a knife. A magic bird
with a vengeance.

"I sold it," said Mrs. Gannett suddenly.

The engineer's knee stiffened inhospitably, and his arm dropped from his
wife's waist. She rose quietly and took a chair opposite.

"Sold it!" said Mr. Gannett in awful tones. "Sold my parrot!"

"I didn't like it, Jem," said his wife. "I didn't want that bird
watching me, and I did want the vases, and the bonnet, and the little
present for you."

Mr. Gannett pitched the little present into the corner of the room.

"You see it mightn't have told the truth, Jem," continued Mrs. Gannett.
"It might have told all sorts of lies about me, and made no end of
mischief."

"It couldn't lie," shouted the engineer passionately, rising from his
chair and pacing the room. "It's your guilty conscience that's made a
coward of you. How dare you sell my parrot?"

"Because it wasn't truthful, Jem," said his wife, who was somewhat pale.

"If you were half as truthful you'd do," vociferated the engineer,
standing over her. "You, you deceitful woman."

Mrs. Gannett fumbled in her pocket again, and producing a small
handkerchief applied it deliberately to her eyes.

"I--I got rid of it for your sake," she stammered. "It used to tell such
lies about you. I couldn't bear to listen to it."

"About _me!_" said Mr. Gannett, sinking into his seat and staring at his
wife with very natural amazement. "Tell lies about _me_! Nonsense! How
could it?"

"I suppose it could tell me about you as easily as it could tell you
about me?" said Mrs. Gannett. "There was more magic in that bird than
you thought, Jem. It used to say shocking things about you. I couldn't
bear it."

"Do you think you're talking to a child or a fool?" demanded the
engineer.

Mrs. Gannett shook her head feebly. She still kept the handkerchief to
her eyes, but allowed a portion to drop over her mouth.

"I should like to hear one of the stories it told about me, if you can
remember them," said the engineer with bitter sarcasm.

"The first lie," said Mrs. Gannett in a feeble but ready voice, "was
about the time you were at Genoa. The parrot said you were at some
concert gardens at the upper end of the town."

One moist eye coming mildly from behind the handkerchief saw the
engineer stiffen suddenly in his chair.

"I don't suppose there even is such a place," she continued.

"I--b'leve--there--is," said her husband jerkily. "I've heard--our
chaps--talk of it."

"But you haven't been there?" said his wife anxiously.

"Never!" said the engineer with extraordinary vehemence.

"That wicked bird said that you got intoxicated there," said Mrs.
Gannett in solemn accents, "that you smashed a little marble-topped
table and knocked down two waiters, and that if it hadn't been for the
captain of the _Pursuit_, who was in there and who got you away, you'd
have been locked up. Wasn't it a wicked bird?"

"Horrible!" said the engineer huskily.

"I don't suppose there ever was a ship called the _Pursuit_," continued
Mrs. Gannett.

"Doesn't sound like a ship's name," murmured Mr. Gannett.

"Well, then, a few days later it said the _Curlew_ was at Naples."

"I never went ashore all the time we were at Naples," remarked the
engineer casually.

"The parrot said you did," said Mrs. Gannett.

"I suppose you'll believe your own lawful husband before that damned
bird?" shouted Gannett, starting up.

"Of course I didn't believe it, Jem," said his wife. "I'm trying to
prove to you that the bird was not truthful, but you're so hard to
persuade."

Mr. Gannett took a pipe from his pocket, and with a small knife dug with
much severity and determination a hardened plug from the bowl, and blew
noisily through the stem.

"There was a girl kept a fruit-stall just by the harbor," said Mrs.
Gannett, "and on this evening, on the strength of having bought
three-penny-worth of green figs, you put your arm round her waist and
tried to kiss her, and her sweetheart, who was standing close by, tried
to stab you. The parrot said that you were in such a state of terror
that you jumped into the harbour and were nearly drowned."

Mr. Gannett having loaded his pipe lit it slowly and carefully, and with
tidy precision got up and deposited the match in the fireplace.

"It used to frighten me so with its stories that I hardly knew what to
do with myself," continued Mrs. Gannett. "When you were at Suez----"

The engineer waved his hand imperiously.

"That's enough," he said stiffly.

"I'm sure I don't want to have to repeat what it told me about Suez,"
said his wife. "I thought you'd like to hear it, that's all."

"Not at all," said the engineer, puffing at his pipe. "Not at all."

"But you see why I got rid of the bird, don't you?" said Mrs. Gannett.
"If it had told you untruths about me, _you_ would have believed them,
wouldn't you?"

Mr. Gannett took his pipe from his mouth and took his wife in his
extended arms. "No, my dear," he said brokenly, "no more than you
believe all this stuff about me."

"And I did quite right to sell it, didn't I, Jem?"

"Quite right," said Mr. Gannett with a great assumption of heartiness.
"Best thing to do with it."

"You haven't heard the worst yet," said Mrs. Gannett. "When you were at
Suez----"

Mr. Gannett consigned Suez to its only rival, and thumping the table
with his clenched fist, forbade his wife to mention the word again, and
desired her to prepare supper.

Not until he heard his wife moving about in the kitchen below did he
relax the severity of his countenance. Then his expression changed to
one of extreme anxiety, and he restlessly paced the room seeking for
light. It came suddenly.

"Jenkins," he gasped, "Jenkins and Mrs. Cluffins, and I was going to
tell Cluffins about him writing to his wife, I expect he knows the
letter by heart."




MONEY-CHANGERS

"'Tain't no use waiting any longer," said Hairy Pilchard, looking over
the side of the brig towards the Tower stairs. "'E's either waiting for
the money or else 'e's a spending of it. Who's coming ashore?"

"Give 'im another five minutes, Harry," said another seaman
persuasively; "it 'ud be uncommon 'ard on 'im if 'e come aboard and then
'ad to go an' get another ship's crew to 'elp 'im celebrate it."

"'Ard on us, too," said the cook honestly. "There he is!"

The other glanced up at a figure waving to them from the stairs. "'E
wants the boat," he said, moving aft.

"No 'e don't, Steve," piped the boy. "'E's waving you not to. He's
coming in the waterman's skiff."

"Ha! same old tale," said the seaman wisely. "Chap comes in for a bit
o' money and begins to waste it directly. There's threepence gone; clean
chucked away. Look at 'im. Just look at 'im!"

"'E's got the money all right," said the cook; "there's no doubt about
that. Why, 'e looks 'arf as large again as 'e did this morning."

The crew bent over the side as the skiff approached, and the fare, who
had been leaning back in the stern with a severely important air, rose
slowly and felt in his trousers' pocket.

"There's a sixpence for you, my lad," he said pompously. "Never mind
about the change."

"All right, old slack-breeches," said the waterman with effusive
good-fellowship, "up you get."

Three pairs of hands assisted the offended fare on board, and the boy,
hovering round him, slapped his legs vigorously.

"Wot are you up to?" demanded Mr. Samuel Dodds, A.B., turning on him.

"Only dusting you down, Sam," said the boy humbly.

"You got the money all right, I s'pose, Sammy?" said Steve Martin.

Mr. Dodds nodded and slapped his breastpocket.

"Right as ninepence," he replied genially. "I've been with my lawyer all
the arternoon, pretty near. 'E's a nice feller."

"'Ow much is it, Sam?" inquired Pilchard eagerly.

"One 'undred and seventy-three pun seventeen shillings an' ten
_pence_," said the heir, noticing with much pleasure the effect of his
announcement.

"Say it agin, Sam," said Pilchard in awed tones.

Mr. Dodds, with a happy laugh, obliged him. "If you'll all come down
the foc's'le," he continued, "I've got a' bundle o' cigars an' a drop o'
something short in my pocket."

"Let's 'ave a look at the money, Sam," said Pilchard when the cigars
were alight.

"Ah, let's 'ave a look at it," said Steve.

Mr. Dodds laughed again, and producing a small canvas-bag from his
pocket, dusted the table with his big palm, and spread out a roll of
banknotes and a little pile of gold and silver. It was an impressive
sight, and the cook breathed so hard that one note fluttered off the
table. Three men dived to recover it, while Sam, alive for the first
time to the responsibilities of wealth, anxiously watched the remainder
of his capital.

"There's something for you to buy sweets with, my lad," he said,
restored to good humour as the note was replaced.

He passed over a small coin, and regarded with tolerant good-humour
the extravagant manifestation of joy on the part of the youth which
followed. He capered joyously for a minute or two, and then taking it to
the foot of the steps, where the light was better, bit it ecstatically.

"How much is it?" inquired the wandering Steve. "You do chuck your money
about, Sam."

"On'y sixpence," said Sam, laughing. "I expect if it 'ad been a shillin'
it 'ud ha' turned his brain."

"It ain't a sixpence," said the boy indignantly. "'It's 'arf a suvrin'."

"'Arf a wot?" exclaimed Mr. Dodds with a sudden change of manner.

"'Arf a suvrin'," repeated the boy with nervous rapidity; "and thank you
very much, Sam, for your generosity. If everybody was like you we should
all be the better for it. The world 'ud be a different place to live
in," concluded the youthful philosopher.

Mr. Dodd's face under these fulsome praises was a study in conflicting
emotions. "Well, don't waste it," he said at length, and hastily
gathering up the remainder stowed it in the bag.

"What are you going to do with it all, Sam?" inquired Harry.

"I ain't made up my mind yet," said Mr. Dodds deliberately. "I 'ave
thought of 'ouse property."

"I don't mean that," said the other. "I mean wot are you going to do
with it now, to take care of it?"

"Why, keep it in my pocket," said Sam, staring.

"Well, if I was you," said Harry impressively, "I should ask the skipper
to take care of it for me. You know wot you are when you're a bit on,
Sam."

"Wot d'yer mean?" demanded Mr. Dodds hotly.

"I mean," said Harry hastily, "that you've got sich a generous nature
that when you've 'ad a glass or two you're just as likely as not to give
it away to somebody."

"I know what I'm about," said Mr. Dodds with conviction. "I'm not goin'
to get on while I've got this about me. I'm just goin' round to the
'Bull's Head,' but I sha'n't drink anything to speak of myself. Anybody
that likes to come t'ave anything at my expense is welcome."

A flattering murmur, which was music to Mr. Dodds' ear, arose from his
shipmates as they went on deck and hauled the boat alongside. The boy
was first in her, and pulling out his pockethandkerchief ostentatiously
wiped a seat for Mr. Dodds.

"Understand," said that gentleman, with whom the affair of the
half-sovereign still rankled, "_your_ drink is shandygaff."

*****

They returned to the brig at eleven o'clock, Mr. Dodds slumbering
peacefully in the stern of the boat, propped up on either side by Steve
and the boy.

His sleep was so profound that he declined to be aroused, and was
hoisted over the side with infinite difficulty and no little risk by his
shipmates.

"Look at 'im," said Harry, as they lowered him down the forecastle.
"What 'ud ha' become of 'im if we hadn't been with 'im? Where would 'is
money ha' been?"

"He'll lose it as sure as eggs is heggs," said Steve, regarding him
intently, "Bear a hand to lift 'im in his bunk, Harry."

Harry complied, their task being rendered somewhat difficult by a slight
return of consciousness in Mr. Dodds' lower limbs, which, spreading
themselves out fanwise, defied all attempts to pack them in the bunk.

"Let 'em hang out then," said Harry savagely, wiping a little mud from
his face. "Fancy _that_ coming in for a fortin."

"'E won't 'ave it long," said the cook, shaking his head.

"Wot 'e wants is a shock," said Harry. "'Ow'd it be when he wakes up to
tell 'im he's lost all 'is money?"

"Wot's the good o' telling 'im," demanded the cook, "when 'e's got it in
his pocket?"

"Well, let's take it out," said Pilchard. "I'll hide it under my piller,
and let him think he's 'ad his pocket picked."

"I won't 'ave nothing to do with it," said Steve peremptorily. "I don't
believe in sich games."

"Wot do you think, cook?" inquired Harry.

"I don't see no 'arm in it," said the cook slowly, "the fright might do
'im good, p'raps."

"It might be the saving of 'im," said Harry. He leaned over the sleeping
seaman, and, gently inserting his fingers in his breast-pocket, drew out
the canvas bag. "There it is, chaps," he said gayly; "an' I'll give 'im
sich a fright in the morning as he won't forget in a 'urry."

He retired to his bunk, and placing the bag under his pillow, was soon
fast asleep. The other men followed his example, and Steve extinguishing
the lamp, the forecastle surrendered itself to sleep.

At five o'clock they were awakened by the voice of Mr. Dodds. It was
a broken, disconnected sort of voice at first, like to that of a man
talking in his sleep; but as Mr. Dodds' head cleared his ideas cleared
with it, and in strong, forcible language straight from the heart he
consigned the eyes and limbs of some person or persons unknown to every
variety of torment, after which, in a voice broken with emotion, he
addressed himself in terms of heart-breaking sympathy.

"Shut up, Sam," said Harry in a sleepy voice. "Why can't you go to
sleep?"

"Sleep be 'anged," said Mr. Dodds tearfully. "I've lorst all my money."

"You're dreamin'," said Harry lightly; "pinch yourself."

Mr. Dodds, who had a little breath left and a few words still
comparatively fresh, bestowed them upon him.

"I tell you you haven't lorst it," said Harry. "Don't you remember
giving it to that red-'aired woman with a baby?"

"WOT?" said the astounded Mr. Dodds.

"You give it to 'er an' told 'er to buy the baby a bun with it,"
continued the veracious Mr. Pilchard.

"Told 'er to buy the baby a bun with it?" repeated Mr. Dodds in a dazed
voice. "Told 'er to---- Wot did you let me do it for? Wot was all you
chaps standin' by an' doin' to let me go an' do it for?"

"We did _arsk_ you not to," said Steve, joining in the conversation.

Mr. Dodds finding language utterly useless to express his burning
thoughts, sat down and madly smashed at the table with his fists.

"Wot was you adoin' to let me do it?" he demanded at length of the boy.
"You ungrateful little toad. You can give me that 'arf-suvrin back, d'ye
hear?"! "I can't," said the boy. "I followed your example, and give it
to the red-'aired woman to buy the baby another bun with."

There was a buzzing noise in Mr. Dodds' head, and the bunks and their
grinning occupants went round and round.

"'Ere, 'old up, Sam," said Pilchard, shaking him in alarm. "It's all
right; don't be a fool. I've got the money."

Sam stared at him blankly.

"I've got the money," repeated the seaman.

Mr. Dodds' colour came back.

"How'd you get it?" he inquired.

"I took it out of your pocket last night just to give you a lesson,"
said Harry severely. "Don't you never be so silly agin, Sam."

"Gimme my money," said Mr. Dodds, glaring at him.

"You might ha' lorst it, you see, Sam," continued his benefactor; "if I
could take it, anybody else could. Let this be a lesson to you."

"If you don't gimme my money----" began Sam violently.

"It's no good trying to do 'im a kindness," said Harry to the others as
he turned to his bunk. "He can go an' lose it for all I care."

He put his hand in his bunk, and then with a sudden exclamation searched
somewhat hastily amongst the bedding. Mr. Dodds, watching him with a
scowl, saw him take every article separately out of his bunk, and then
sink down appalled on the locker.

"You've took it, Sam--ain't--you?" he gasped.

"Look 'ere," said Mr. Dodds, with ominous quietness, "when you've done
your little game."

"It's gone," said Harry in a scared voice, "somebody's taken it."

"Look 'ere, 'Arry, give 'im his money," said Steve impatiently; "a
joke's a joke, but we don't want too much of it."

"I ain't got it," said Harry trembling. "Sure as I stand 'ere it's gone.
I took it out of your pocket, and put it under my piller. You saw me,
didn't you, Steve?"

"Yes, and I told you not to," said Steve. "Let this be a warning to you
not to try and teach lessons to people wot don't want 'em."

"I'm going to the police-station to give 'im in charge," said Mr. Dodds
fiercely, "that's wot I'm goin' to do."

"For the Lord's sake don't do that, Sam," said Pilchard, clutching him
by the coat.

"'Arry ain't made away with it, Sam," said Steve. "I saw somebody take
it out of his bunk while he was asleep."

"Why didn't you stop him?" cried Harry, starting up.

"I didn't like to interfere," said Steve simply; "but I saw where he
went to."

"Where?" demanded Mr. Dodds wildly. "Where?"

"He went straight up on deck," said Steve slowly, "walked aft, and then
down into the cabin. The skipper woke up, and I heard 'im say something
to him."

"Say something to 'im?" repeated the bewildered Dodds. "Wot was it?"

"Well, I 'ardly like to repeat it," said Steve hesitating.

"Wot was it?" roared the overwrought Mr. Dodds.

"Well, I 'eard this chap say something," said Steve slowly, "and then
I heard the skipper's voice. But I don't like to repeat wot 'e said, I
reely don't."

"Wot was it?" roared Mr. Dodds, approaching him with clenched fist.

"Well, if you will have it," said Steve with a little cough, "the old
man said to me, 'Well done, Steve,' he ses, 'you're the only sensible
man of the whole bilin' lot. Sam's a fool, 'e ses, and 'Arry's worse,
an' if it wasn't for men like you, Steve, life wouldn't be worth
living.'"




THE LOST SHIP

On a fine spring morning in the early part of the present century,
Tetby, a small port on the east coast, was keeping high holiday.
Tradesmen left their shops, and labourers their work, and flocked down
to join the maritime element collected on the quay.

In the usual way Tetby was a quiet, dull little place, clustering in a
tiny heap of town on one side of the river, and perching in scattered
red-tiled cottages on the cliffs of the other.

Now; however, people were grouped upon the stone quay, with its litter
of fish-baskets and coils of rope, waiting expectantly, for to-day the
largest ship ever built in Tetby, by Tetby hands, was to start upon her
first voyage.

As they waited, discussing past Tetby ships, their builders, their
voyages, and their fate, a small piece of white sail showed on the
noble barque from her moorings up the river. The groups on the quay grew
animated as more sail was set, and in a slow and stately fashion the
new ship drew near. As the light breeze took her sails she came faster,
sitting the water like a duck, her lofty masts tapering away to the sky
as they broke through the white clouds of canvas. She passed within
ten fathoms of the quay, and the men cheered and the women held their
children up to wave farewell, for she was manned from captain to
cabin-boy by Tetby men, and bound for the distant southern seas.

Outside the harbour she altered her course somewhat and bent, like a
thing of life, to the wind blowing outside. The crew sprang into the
rigging and waved their caps, and kissed their grimy hands to receding
Tetby. They were answered by rousing cheers from the shore, hoarse and
masculine, to drown the lachrymose attempts of the women.

They watched her until their eyes were dim, and she was a mere white
triangular speck on the horizon. Then, like a melting snowflake, she
vanished into air, and the Tetby folk, some envying the bold mariners,
and others thankful that their lives were cast upon the safe and
pleasant shore, slowly dispersed to their homes.

Months passed, and the quiet routine of Tetby went on undisturbed.
Other crafts came into port, and, discharging and loading in an easy,
comfortable fashion, sailed again. The keel of another ship was being
laid in the shipyard, and slowly the time came round when the return of
_Tetby's Pride_, for so she was named, might be reasonably looked for.

It was feared that she might arrive in the night--the cold and cheerless
night, when wife and child were abed, and even if roused to go down on
to the quay, would see no more of her than her sidelights staining the
water, and her dark form stealing cautiously up the river. They would
have her come by day. To see her first on that horizon, into which she
had dipped and vanished. To see her come closer and closer, the good,
stout ship seasoned by southern seas and southern suns, with the crew
crowding the sides to gaze at Tetby, and see how the children had grown.

But she came not. Day after day the watchers waited for her in vain. It
was whispered at length that she was overdue, and later on, but only by
those who had neither kith nor kin aboard of her, that she was missing.

Long after all hope had gone wives and mothers, after the manner of
their kind, watched and waited on the cheerless quay. One by one they
stayed away, and forgot the dead to attend to the living. Babes grew
into sturdy, ruddy-faced boys and girls, boys and girls into young men
and women, but no news of the missing ship, no word from the missing
men. Slowly year succeeded year, and the lost ship became a legend. The
man who had built her was old and gray, and time had smoothed away the
sorrows of the bereaved.

It was on a dark, blustering September night that an old woman sat by
her fire knitting. The fire was low, for it was more for the sake of
company than warmth, and it formed an agreeable contrast to the wind
which whistled round the house, bearing on its wings the sound of the
waves as they came crashing ashore.

"God help those at sea to-night," said the old woman devoutly, as a
stronger gust than usual shook the house.

She put her knitting in her lap and clasped her hands, and at that
moment the cottage door opened. The lamp flared and smoked up the
chimney with the draught, and then went out. As the old woman rose from
her seat the door closed.

"Who's there?" she cried nervously.

Her eyes were dim and the darkness sudden, but she fancied she
saw something standing by the door, and snatching a spill from the
mantelpiece she thrust it into the fire, and relit the lamp.

A man stood on the threshold, a man of middle age, with white drawn face
and scrubby beard. His clothes were in rags, his hair unkempt, and his
light grey eyes sunken and tired.

The old woman looked at him, and waited for him to speak. When he did so
he took a step towards her, and said--

"Mother!"

With a great cry she threw herself upon his neck and strained him to
her withered bosom, and kissed him. She could not believe her eyes,
her senses, but clasped him convulsively, and bade him speak again, and
wept, and thanked God, and laughed all in a breath.

Then she remembered herself, and led him tottering to the old Windsor
chair, thrust him in it, and quivering with excitement took food and
drink from the cupboard and placed before him. He ate hungrily, the old
woman watching him, and standing by his side to keep his glass filled
with the home-brewed beer. At times he would have spoken, but she
motioned him to silence and bade him eat, the tears coursing down her
aged cheeks as she looked at his white famished face.

At length he laid down his knife and fork, and drinking off the ale,
intimated that he had finished.

"My boy, my boy," said the old woman in a broken voice, "I thought you
had gone down with _Tetby's Pride_ long years ago."

He shook his head heavily.

"The captain and crew, and the good ship," asked his mother. "Where are
they?"

"Captain--and--crew," said the son, in a strange hesitating fashion; "it
is a long story--the ale has made me heavy. They are----"

He left off abruptly and closed his eyes.

"Where are they?" asked his mother. "What happened?"

He opened his eyes slowly.

"I--am--tired--dead tired. I have not--slept. I'll tell--you--morning."

He nodded again, and the old woman shook him gently.

"Go to bed then. Your old bed, Jem. It's as you left it, and it's made
and the sheets aired. It's been ready for you ever since."

He rose to his feet, and stood swaying to and fro. His mother opened a
door in the wall, and taking the lamp lighted him up the steep wooden
staircase to the room he knew so well. Then he took her in his arms in a
feeble hug, and kissing her on the forehead sat down wearily on the bed.

The old woman returned to her kitchen, and falling upon her knees
remained for some time in a state of grateful, pious ecstasy. When she
arose she thought of those other women, and, snatching a shawl from its
peg behind the door, ran up the deserted street with her tidings.

In a very short time the town was astir. Like a breath of hope the
whisper flew from house to house. Doors closed for the night were thrown
open, and wondering children questioned their weeping mothers. Blurred
images of husbands and fathers long since given over for dead stood out
clear and distinct, smiling with bright faces upon their dear ones.

At the cottage door two or three people had already collected, and
others were coming up the street in an unwonted bustle.

They found their way barred by an old woman--a resolute old woman, her
face still working with the great joy which had come into her old life,
but who refused them admittance until her son had slept. Their thirst
for news was uncontrollable, but with a swelling in her throat she
realised that her share in _Tetby's Pride_ was safe.

Women who had waited, and got patient at last after years of waitings
could not endure these additional few hours. Despair was endurable, but
suspense! "Ah, God! Was their man alive? What did he look like! Had he
aged much?"

"He was so fatigued he could scarce speak," said she. She had questioned
him, but he was unable to reply. Give him but till the dawn, and they
should know all.

So they waited, for to go home and sleep was impossible. Occasionally
they moved a little way up the street, but never very far, and gathering
in small knots excitedly discussed the great event. It came to
be understood that the rest of the crew had been cast away on an
uninhabited island, it could be nothing else, and would doubtlessly soon
be with them; all except one or two perhaps, who were old men when the
ship sailed, and had probably died in the mean time. One said this in
the hearing of an old woman whose husband, if alive, would be in extreme
old age, but she smiled peacefully, albeit her lip trembled, and said
she only expected to hear of him, that was all.

The suspense became almost unendurable "Would this man never awake?
Would it never be dawn?" The children were chilled with the wind, but
their elders would scarcely have felt an Arctic frost. With growing
impatience they waited, glancing at times at two women who held
themselves somewhat aloof from the others; two women who had married
again, and whose second husbands waited, awkwardly enough, with them.

Slowly the weary windy night wore away, the old woman, deaf to their
appeals, still keeping her door fast. The dawn was not yet, though the
oft-consulted watches announced it near at hand. It was very close now,
and the watchers collected by the door. It was undeniable that things
were seen a little more distinctly. One could see better the grey, eager
faces of his neighbours.

They knocked upon the door, and the old woman's eyes filled as she
opened it and saw those faces. Unasked and unchid they invaded the
cottage and crowded round the door.

"I will go up and fetch him," said the old woman.

If each could have heard the beating of the other's hearts, the noise
would have been deafening, but as it was there was complete silence,
except for some overwrought woman's sob.

The old woman opened the door leading to the room above, and with the
slow, deliberate steps of age ascended the stairs, and those below heard
her calling softly to her son.

Two or three minutes passed and she was heard descending the stairs
again--alone. The smile, the pity, had left her face, and she seemed
dazed and strange.

"I cannot wake him," she said piteously. "He sleeps so sound. He is
fatigued. I have shaken him, but, he still sleeps."

As she stopped, and looked appealingly round, the other old woman took
her hand, and pressing it led her to a chair. Two of the men sprang
quickly up the stairs. They were absent but a short while, and then they
came down like men bewildered and distraught. No need to speak. A low
wail of utter misery rose from the women, and was caught up and repeated
by the crowd outside, for the only man who could have set their hearts
at rest had escaped the perils of the deep, and died quietly in his bed.


THE END.





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