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Crown and Anchor, by John Conroy Hutcheson.

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This book is by a really good contemporary authority on how vessels of
the Royal Navy were managed in the late nineteenth century, therefore
every page rings true.  Some of the best parts are quite early in the
book, when our hero and his ship go to investigate a sinking wreck in
the Bay of Biscay, which had been reported to them by a French warship
they had encountered.

The vessel is sent on to other stations, and in particular to the China
one, where several notable incidents occur.  This book is a very good
yarn, and it makes a very good audiobook.

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CROWN AND ANCHOR, BY JOHN CONROY HUTCHESON.



CHAPTER ONE.

AN OLD SEA-LION.

"Hullo, Dad!"  I cried out, stopping abruptly in front of the red
granite  Reform Club, down the marble steps of which a
queer-looking old gentleman was slowly descending.  "Who is that funny
old fellow there?  He's just like that `old clo'' man we saw at the
corner of the street this morning, only that he hasn't got three hats
on, one on top of another, the same as the other chap had!"

We were walking along Pall Mall on our way from Piccadilly to Whitehall,
where my father intended calling in at the Admiralty to put in a sort of
official appearance on his return to England after a long period of
foreign service; and Dad was taking advantage of the opportunity to show
me a few of the sights of London that came within our ken, everything
being strange to me, for I had never set foot in the metropolis before
the previous evening, when mother and I had come up by a late train from
the little Hampshire village where we lived, to meet father on his
arrival and welcome him home.

Under these circumstances, therefore, as might reasonably have been
expected, our halts had been already frequent and oft to satisfy the
cravings of my wondering fancy; and Dad must have been tired of
answering my innumerable questions and inquiries ere half our journey
had been accomplished.

He was very good-tempered and obliging, however, and bore with me
patiently, giving me all the information in his power concerning the
various persons and objects that attracted my attention, and never
"turning nasty" at my insatiable curiosity.

So now, as heretofore, obedient to my bidding, he turned to look in the
direction to which I pointed.

"Where's your friend, the funny old fellow you spoke of, my boy?" he
said kindly, though half-quizzingly.  "I don't see him, Jack."

"Why, there he is, right opposite to us, Dad!"  I exclaimed.  "He's
coming down the steps from that doorway there, and is quite close to us
now!"

"Oh! that's your friend, Jack, eh?" said father, glancing in his turn at
the old gentleman who had caught my eye.  "Let me see if I can make him
out for you."

The old fellow was not one whom an ordinary observer would style a grand
personage, or think worthy of notice in any way, very probably; and yet,
there was something about him which irresistibly attracted my attention
making me wonder who he was and want to know all about him.  Boy though
I was, and new to London and London life, I was certain, I'm sure I
can't tell why, that he must be "somebody."

A short broad-shouldered man was he, with iron-grey hair, and a very
prominent nose that was too strongly curved to be called aquiline, and
which, with his angular face, equally tanned to a brick-dust hue from
exposure to wind and weather, gave him a sort of eagle-like look, an
impression that was supported by his erect bearing and air of command;
albeit, sixty odd years or more must have rolled over his head, and his
great width of chest, as he moved downwards throwing out his long arms,
made his thick-set figure seem stumpier than it actually was, though,
like most sailors of the old school, there was no denying the fact, as
Dad said subsequently, that he was "broad in the beam and Dutch built
over all!"

Nature had, undoubtedly, done much for the old gentleman, but art
little, so far as his personal appearance was concerned; for nothing
could have been more quaint and out of keeping with Pall Mall and its
fashionable surroundings than his eccentric costume.

The upper part of his person was habited in a rough shooting-jacket,
considerably the worse for wear, such as a farmer or gamekeeper might
have donned in the country, away from the busy haunts of men, when out
in the coverts or engaged thinning the preserves; while his lower
extremities rejoiced in a yet shabbier pair of trousers, whose shortness
for their wearer did not tend to enhance their artistic effect.

To complete the picture, his bushy head of iron-grey hair was surmounted
by an old beaver hat that had once been white, but which inexorable Time
had mellowed in tone, and whose nap, having been brushed up the wrong
way, against the grain, frizzed out around its circumference like a
furze bush, making it resemble the "fretful porcupine" spoken of by the
immortal Shakespeare.

His whole appearance was altogether unique for a West-end thoroughfare
in the height of the season; and, the more especially, too, at that time
of day, when dandies of the first water were sauntering listlessly along
the shady side of the pavement ogling the gorgeously-attired ladies who
rolled by in their stately barouches drawn by prancing horses that must
have cost fortunes, and on whose boxes sat stately coachmen and
immaculate footmen clad in liveries beyond price, "Solomon in all his
glory" not approaching their radiant magnificence!

Emerging as he did, however, from the Reform Club, the old gentleman's
unconventional "rig-out" bore testimony to the incontrovertible fact
that, no matter how "advanced" his principles may have become from the
teachings of Cobden, and the example of Peel, he had not allowed his
political convictions to revolutionise his original ideas on the subject
of dress.

Nor was this the only peculiarity noticeable about the queer-looking old
fellow.

He was coming down the steps of the club-house, while Dad and I looked
at him, so slowly that his dilatory rate of progression conveyed the
impression that he was either a martyr to corns or suffering from a
recent attack of the gout; feeling his way carefully with one foot first
before bringing along its fellow, prior to adventuring the next step,
just as my baby sister, a little toddlekin of six, used to go up and
downstairs.

This, of course, was not so remarkable in itself, but as he descended
thus, crab-fashion, to the level of the pavement where Dad and I stood
observing him, my eyes grew wide with wonder at the enormous handfuls of
snuff he took--not pinches, such as I had seen snuff-takers sniff up
from the backs of their hands many a time before, without bestowing a
thought on the action.

Oh, no, nothing of the sort!

They were actual handfuls that he extracted from his waistcoat pocket,
as I could not help noticing, on account of his roomy shooting-jacket
being wide open and thrown back; the old prodigal scooping up the
fragrant dust in his palm, and then doubling his fist and shoving it up
his nostrils with a violent snort of inhalement, after which he
proceeded to blow his red nose with another loud report, like that of a
blunderbuss going off.  This was accompanied by the flourish of a
brightly  pocket-handkerchief, whose vivid hue approximated
closely to the general tint of his cheeks and eagle-like beak, and which
he held loosely, ready for action, in his disengaged left hand; for, his
right was ever at work oscillating between the magazine of snuff in his
deep waistcoat pocket and the nasal promontory that consumed it with
almost rhythmical regularity, sniff and snort and resonant trumpet blast
of satisfaction succeeding each other in systematic sequence, as the
veteran came down the stairway leisurely, step by step.

It all appeared to me very comical; but, I did not laugh at the old man
as another youngster might very pardonably have done, without any
thought of mocking or making fun of him.

To tell the truth, he seemed to me to be so out of place there that I
was actually pained on his account, believing, in my innocent ignorance,
that he had unhappily made a mistake in going up to the members'
entrance of the grand-looking club-house; and that the fat hall-porter
in scarlet, who now stood without the swinging glass doors of the
portal, had warned him thence, ordering him, so it struck my fancy, to
go down below by way of the area steps, to the basement of the
establishment, where his business would probably rather lie with the
lower menials of the mansion than with such an august personage as he,
one who acted solely as the janitor to the great ones of the earth
possessing the password of the club!

Yes, this was the thought uppermost in my mind; and, as the
queer-looking old gentleman continued to hobble downwards I began to
wonder whether the scullions in the kitchen, whom I could dimly discern
beneath the street level and behind a screen of iron railings, would
not, likewise, turn up their noses at the sight of such a seedy
individual, telling him they had no rags or bones or bottles for him
to-day.

"Poor old fellow!"  I said to Dad, uttering my reflections aloud.  "What
could have made him act so foolishly as to go up there only to be turned
away by that bumptious porter?  How very shabby he is, Dad; and with
such a noble face, too!  May I give him that shilling you made me a
present of this morning to buy himself some more snuff?  He must have
exhausted all he had in his waistcoat pocket by now; he does use it so
extravagantly!"

"Hush, Jack, he may hear you!" whispered my father, dropping his voice
to a lower key than mine, while the amused expression on his face
changed to one of pleased recognition.  "Why, it's the old Admiral!  I
see he's as great a snuff-taker as ever, and he seems to be even less
careful than he used to be about his clothes; though, I must say, he
never was a dandy at the best of times!"

At the moment Dad spoke, the old gentleman set his right foot gingerly
on the pavement in front of us, his left following a second later, when
the veteran signalised his reaching a sound anchorage with a final blast
from his nasal trumpet and a fine flourish of his bandana, which nearly
knocked out my nearest eye and set me sneezing from the loose particles
of snuff disseminated into the surrounding air.

This gave my father the opportunity he wanted.

"How do you do, Admiral?" said he, drawing himself up and raising his
hat in salute, while still holding me by the hand.  "I don't know if you
remember me, sir, but I cannot forget you and your kindness to me of
old, especially in getting me my last appointment.  I'm glad to see you
looking so well, sir!"

The old fellow stared at Dad with his gimlet grey eyes, looking him
through and through, knitting his brows, and sniffing and snorting at a
fine rate.

"Eh--what, who the deuce are you?" he ejaculated in short, jerky accents
after a pause, evidently puzzled for the nonce, and, in his agitation,
another fistful of snuff got arrested half-way between his waistcoat
pocket and expectant nose, the consequence of which was that more than
half was spilt on the front of his shirt, and already snuff-stained coat
collar.  "Eh, what?  I think I know your face, but I'm hanged if I can
recollect your name, sir!"

Dad smiled, and, whether this supplied a missing link to memory's aid or
no, the next instant a gleam of intelligence flashed across the
veteran's weatherbeaten face making him look so animated that he seemed
a different person.

Shoving out his horny fist, forgetful of the balance of snuff contained
therein, and thus causing me to sneeze again, as well as nearly blinding
me for a second time, the rough old sailor caught hold of my father's
disengaged hand with a grip of iron, shouting a welcome in his hearty,
loud voice which could have been heard across Pall Mall; for it was as
breezy as the sea, echoing in ringing accents whose cordial tones I can
almost fancy I now hear, like the surf of breakers breaking in the
distance on some rock-bound shore.

"Bless my soul, Vernon!  Is that you, my lad, hey?" he roared out,
making a dandified exquisite, who was just then lounging past us, jump
into the gutter and soil his polished patent leathers in nervous alarm.
"Glad to see me, you said?  Stuff and nonsense, you rascal--you're not
half so pleased as I am to clap my eyes on you again!  Gad, you young
scamp, why, it seems only the other day when I sent you to the
mast-head, you remember, when you were a middy with me in the _Neptune_?
It was for cutting off the tail of my dog Ponto, and you said--though
that was all moonshine, of course--you did it to cure him of fits!  By
George! what a terrible young scapegrace you were, to be sure, Vernon,
always in mischief from sunrise to gunfire, and always at loggerheads
with my first lieutenant and the master, poor old Cosine!"



CHAPTER TWO.

THE ADMIRAL SPEAKS HIS MIND.

I had been fidgeting all the time the old gentleman was speaking
squeezing Dad's hand in order to attract his attention and make him tell
me who his old friend was; but, for the moment, he was too much taken up
with the veteran's hearty greeting to give ear to me.

At last, however, in response to another squeeze of my hand, he bent
down towards me, expecting, no doubt, some such inquiry.

"Who is it, Dad?"  I whispered, dying with curiosity.  "Who is it?"

"Admiral Sir Charles Napier, Jack," he replied, under his breath, "late
commander-in-chief of the Baltic Fleet."

I doffed my cap at once, for I had often heard my father mention the
name of the gallant old sailor before, though I hardly expected to see
him in such a guise.

"Hullo, who've we got here?" cried the Admiral, noticing my action and
patting my head in recognition of the salute with his snuffy palm.
"Your son, Vernon, eh?"

"Yes, Admiral," said Dad, "this is my boy, Jack."

"Ha! humph!  He's a smart-looking youngster, Vernon, and the very image
of what you were at his age!  How old is he?"

"Nearly fourteen now, sir," answered my father.  "I'm afraid, though,
Master Jack is rather a small boy for his years, being short and
thick-set."

"Not a serious fault that, Vernon.  He'll, be able to go aloft more
nimbly than any of those lamp-post sort of chaps with long legs, who
always trip themselves up in the ratlines.  Look at me, youngster, I'm
not a big man, and yet I've not been the worse sailor on that account, I
think!"

"True, Sir Charles," replied Dad with a sly twinkle in his eye, "but
we're not all of the same tough stock and `ready--ay, ready' on all
occasions when wanted, though we might be willing enough, to do our
duty."

"Gammon, Vernon, none of your blarney!" growled out the old sea-lion,
pretending to be angry, albeit he looked pleased at Dad's covert
allusion to the Napier motto, which he had always endeavoured to act up
to.  "I'm sick of false compliments, old shipmate.  I've had plenty of
them and to spare from those mealy-mouthed, false-hearted, longshore
lubbers in there!"

"What!" exclaimed my father, as the Admiral jerked his head with an
expression of contempt in the direction of the club-house he had just
left--"you don't mean to say, sir--"

"Ay! but I do mean to say they're a lot of confounded hypocrites, by
George!" roared out the old sailor, his face flushing to almost a purple
hue, while he snatched at another handful of snuff from his waistcoat
pocket, and sniffed and snorted like a grampus.  "Why, you'll hardly
believe it, Vernon!  But, only a couple of years ago, when I was
starting for the Baltic, and in high favour with the ministry, those
miserable time-servers in there gave a public dinner in my honour in
that very club; and now, by George! because things did not go all right,
and I wasn't able to smash-up the Russian fleet as everybody expected I
would do, and so I would have done, too, by George! if I'd been allowed
my own way, the mean-spirited parasites almost cut me to a man--to a
man, by George!"

"It's a rascally shame, sir," said my father, getting hot with righteous
indignation in sympathy at this scurvy treatment of one whom he had
served under, and looked upon as an honoured chief; while I felt so
angry myself, that I should have liked to have gone up the steps of the
club-house there and then, and dragged down from his proud post the fat,
red-liveried porter who was looking down on the veteran from the top of
the stairway, regarding that pampered menial as the cause and occasion
of the slight of which he complained.  "Never mind, though, Admiral! you
can well afford to treat their mean conduct with the contempt it
deserves; for everybody whose opinion is worth anything knows that Sir
Charles Napier won his laurels as a brave and skilful commander long
before the Reform Club was founded or the Crimean war thought of.
Believe me, sir, history will yet do you justice."

"Ay! when I've gone to my last muster," growled out the old fellow
huskily, in a sad tone, which sent a responsive chill to my heart.
"But, that won't be your fault, Vernon.  Thank you, my lad, I know
you're not talking soft solder, so as to get to wind'ard of me, like
those fellows in there.  Longshore lubbers like those never recollect
what a man may have done for his country in times gone by.  They live
only in the present; and, if a chap chances to make a mistake, as the
best of us will sometimes, they fall on him like a pack of curs on a
rat, and worry him to death, by George!"

"The idle gossip of the clubs need not affect you, sir," replied my
father consolingly.  "Not a man in England of any sense is ignorant of
the fact that it is none of your fault that the Baltic Fleet was sent
out on a wild-goose chase and failed to capture Cronstadt and annihilate
the Russian ships inside that stronghold; though, I believe, you would
have astonished old Nick if you had been allowed a free hand!"

"Humph!  I don't know about that, Vernon, but I'd have tried to," said
the Admiral, smiling.  The next minute, however, he knit his shaggy
eyebrows and looked so fierce that the thought occurred to me that I
would not have liked just then to be in the position of defaulter
brought up before him on his quarter-deck and awaiting condign
punishment; for, he went on growling away angrily, as the recollections
of the past surged up in his mind.  "By George! it makes my blood boil,
Vernon, as I think of it now.  How could I succeed out there when those
nincompoops at home in the Ministry did not want me to do anything but
play their miserable shilly-shally game of drifting with the tide and
doing nothing!  I was told I wasn't to do this and I wasn't to do that,
while all the time that cute old fox the Czar Nicholas was completing
his preparations.  Why, would you believe it, Vernon, there wasn't a
single long-winded despatch sent out to me by the Cabinet that did not
countermand the one that came before?"

Dad laughed cheerily, trying to make the old sailor forget his wrongs.

"Even the immortal Nelson would have been unable to do anything under
such conditions, Sir Charles," he said, as the Admiral paused to take
breath, sniffing up another handful of snuff with an angry snort.
"Those jacks in office at home are always interfering with things they
know nothing about.  How can they possibly have the means at their
command like the man on the scene of action, one whom they themselves
have selected for his supposed capacity?  But, they will interfere, sir.
They have always done so; and always will, I suppose!"

"Gad, you put it better than I could, Vernon.  I didn't think you such a
smart sea lawyer," said the old Admiral, rather grimly, not
over-pleased, I think, at Dad's taking up the burthen of his grievances.
"Know nothing, you say?  Of course they know nothing, the government,
hang it! was a cabinet of nincompoops, I tell you--Aberdeen, Graham and
the whole lot of 'em!  If they could have mustered a single statesman
amongst 'em who had pluck enough to tell Russia at the outset that if
she laid hands on Turkey we should have considered it an ultimatum,
there would never have been any war at all--the Emperor Nicholas
confessed as much on his death-bed.  It was all want of backbone that
did it--not of the English nation, thank God! but of the government or
ministry of the time.  Some governments we've had, ay, and since then,
too, Vernon, have been the curse of our country!"

"Ay, Admiral," responded my father, heartily, "I know that well!"

"Yes, they were all shilly-shally from first to last," continued the old
sailor, warming up to his theme.  "Why, when the Russians actually fired
on our flag--the Union Jack of England, sir, that had never previously
been insulted with impunity--they actually blamed me for returning the
fire, and recalled me for it!  I tell you what it is, Vernon, they were
all a pack of pusillanimous time-servers, frightened at their own
shadows; and, between you and me and the bedpost, that chap, Jimmy
Graham, our precious late First Lord of the Admiralty, knew as much
about a ship as a Tom cat does of logarithms, by George!"

Dad smiled at his vehemence, and I chuckled audibly; the Admiral's
simile seeming very funny to me.

The old sailor patted me on the head approvingly.

"Ay, you may well laugh, youngster," said he, looking very fierce with
his knitted eyebrows, though speaking to me good-naturedly enough.  "The
whole business would make a cat laugh were it not so humiliating, by
George!  But, avast there! let us drop it; for we've had enough of it by
now and to spare.  Things, though, were very different, Vernon, when you
and I sailed together.  I tell you what it is, my lad, the service is
going to the devil, that's what it is!"

"By Jove! you're right, sir, I quite agree with you there," chorused Dad
with much effusion, speaking evidently from the bottom of his heart.
"Everything is changed, Admiral, to what we were accustomed to in the
good old times when I had the luck to serve under you; and, I'm afraid,
sir, we'll never see such times again.  There's no chance for a poor
fellow like me nowadays at the Admiralty as I know to my cost!  No one
has an opening given him unless he's acquainted with some bigwig with a
handle to his name, or knows the Secretary's niece, or the chief
messenger's aunt.  Otherwise, he may as well whistle for the moon as ask
for a ship!"

"That's true enough, Vernon, by George!" said the Admiral, with equal
heat.  "Interest with the Board is everything in these times, and
personal merit nothing!  You may be the smartest sailor that ever trod a
quarter-deck and they will look askance at you at Whitehall; but, only
get some Lord Tom Noddy to back up your claims on an ungrateful country
or show those Admiralty chaps that you know a Member of Parliament or
two, and can control a division in the House of Commons, then, by
George! it is wonderful, Vernon, how suddenly the great Mister Secretary
of the Board will recognise your previously unknown abilities and other
good qualities to which he has hitherto been blind, and how anxious the
First Lord will be to promote you--eh, Vernon, you rascal?  Ho! ho! ho!"

Dad joined in the hearty roar of laughter, with which the Admiral ended
his sarcastic comments, the recital of which had apparently eased his
mind and banished the last lingering recollections of the ill-treatment
he had received at the hands of the government; for the old sailor now
dismissed the subject, going on to talk about old shipmates and other
matters as they sauntered onwards along Pall Mall, the Admiral hobbling
on one side of Dad and I on the other, holding his hand, listening
eagerly all the while to their animated conversation and taking in every
word of it.  I confess, however, I could not understand all their
allusions to old times and byegone events afloat and ashore, many of the
names and incidents mentioned in their talk being altogether unfamiliar
to my ears.

"Where are you off to now, Vernon?" inquired Admiral Napier, stopping to
take snuff again when we arrived at the last lamp-post at the corner
abutting on Waterloo Place.  "If you're not otherwise engaged, come back
with me and have lunch at the club, you and the youngster."

"Thank you very much, Admiral," returned Dad, "I would be only to glad,
but, to tell the truth, I'm bound for the Admiralty."

"Ah! you want to see Mister Secretary just after he has finished _his_
lunch!" said the knowing old fellow, giving Dad a dig in the ribs.  "Sly
dog!  I suppose you think you'll have a better chance of working to
win'ard of him then?"

"That's it, Admiral," said my father, laughing.  "There's no good in a
fellow trying to bamboozle you, sir."

"No, by George!" chuckled the old fellow, mightily pleased at this
tribute to his "cuteness", "you'd have to get up precious early in the
morning to take me in as you know from old experience of me, Vernon!
But, what the deuce are you going to Whitehall to kick your heels there
for?  They'll only keep you waiting an hour in that infernal
waiting-room, and then tell you the Secretary's gone for the day, or
some other bouncer, just to get rid of you.  I know their dirty tricks--
hang 'em!  What d'you want, eh?"

"Well, sir, I thought I might get something in one of the dockyards,"
answered Dad, frankly.  "I heard last night of there being an
appointment vacant at Devonport, and I was going to apply for it."

"Any interest, eh?"

"Not a scrap, Admiral," replied my father.  "All my friends are dead or
out of favour with the powers that be, I'm afraid now."

"Then you might as well apply for a piece of the moon," said the Admiral
in his curt, dogmatic way; "and if that's all, Vernon, that is taking
you to Whitehall, you had far better save your shoe leather and come
back with me to the club."

"Thank you very much, Admiral, but I must really say `no' again,"
rejoined Dad, touched by his kindly pertinacity.  "I confess, sir,
though, that the object of my journey to the Admiralty is not altogether
on my own account personally, for I wished to introduce this youngster
of mine here to the Secretary, and thought it a good thing to kill the
two birds with one stone."

"Humph!" growled the old Admiral.  "D'you think he never saw a boy
before, eh, Vernon?  I'm sure there's a lump too many of the young
rascals knocking about already!"

Dad smiled at the quizzical look and sly wink with which this inquiry
was accompanied, the Admiral twisting his head on one side as he spoke
and looking just like a crested cockatoo!

"No, Sir Charles, not exactly," he replied, putting his arm round my
neck caressingly.  "However, for all that, even so great a man as Mr
Secretary might not know as good a boy as my son, Jack, here!"

I tell you what, I did feel proud when Dad said that, though I could not
help flushing up like a girl, and had to hold down my head to hide it.

"Yes, yes, quite right, Vernon, quite right, the sentiment does you
honour, and him.  I'm sure, though, I meant no offence to the little
chap," said the rough, old sea-dog hastily, afraid of having hurt our
feelings.  "But, all the same, I don't see what you want to show him to
that Jack-in-office for?  By George, the sight of his ugly phiz can't do
any good to the youngster!"

"No, sir, possibly not, though I'm told he isn't such a bad-looking
fellow," answered Dad, laughing again at the Admiral's determination to
get to the bottom of the matter.  "The truth, sir, is I want to get this
youngster nominated for a naval cadetship before he oversteps the age
limit.  The boy is dying to follow in my footsteps; but, though I have
tried to dissuade him from it as much as I can, and the idea of his
going to sea makes his poor mother shudder, still, seeing that he seems
bent upon it, neither she nor I wish to thwart his inclination."

"Whee-ugh!" whistled the other through his teeth as he proceeded to take
three or four enormous pinches of snuff in rapid succession from his
waistcoat pocket and losing half of each pinch ere it reached his nose,
the Admiral generously scattering it over the lapels of his coat and
shirt front on the way.  "Why the deuce didn't you tell me all that
before, my dear Vernon, instead of backing and filling like a Dutch
galliot beating to win'ard?"

"I--I--" hesitated my father, who had refrained from telling him before
because he hated asking a favour of anyone whom he regarded in the light
of a friend.  "I--I--didn't like to trouble you, sir."

"Bosh, Vernon!  You know well enough it's never a trouble to me to do
anything for an old shipmate," said the old fellow, heartily, and,
putting his hand on my shoulder, he wheeled me round so as to look me in
the face as I lifted up my head and gazed at him admiringly on his
addressing me directly, "so, my young shaver, you want to be a sailor,
eh?"

"Yes, sir," I replied, "I love the sea, and I wouldn't be anything else
for the world!"

"Ha, humph!" growled the veteran, who, I believe, was as fond of his
profession at heart, in spite of his grumbles, as anyone who ever went
afloat.  "You'd better be a tinker or a tailor, my boy, than go to sea!
It's a bad trade nowadays!  What put it into your head, eh?"

"It comes naturally to him," said Dad, seeing me puzzled how to answer
the question.  "I suppose it must run in the blood, sir."

"Humph, like my gout!" jerked out Sir Charles, sharply, as if he just
then felt a twinge of his old complaint, and, turning to me again, he
asked as abruptly, "D'ye think you can pass for cadet, youngster--know
your three R's--readin', 'ritin' and 'rithmetic, eh?"

"Yes, sir, I think so," said I grinning, having heard this old joke
before from Dad many a time, "I shall try my best, sir.  I can't say
more than that, sir, can I?"

"No, by George, no, youngster, that answer shows me, my boy, that you
are your father's son!" cried the Admiral heartily, clapping me on the
back as if I were a man, and making me sneeze with the loose snuff which
he shook off from his coat as he did so.  "I said you were a chip of the
old block the moment I first clapped eyes on you, and now I'm certain of
it!  Vernon, you shall have a nomination for the youngster.  I think
I've got sufficient interest at the Admiralty left to promise you that,
at all events!"

"Oh, thank you, Admiral," replied Dad, while I looked my gratitude, not
being able to speak, "thank you for your great kindness to me and the
boy."

"Pooh, pooh, stuff and nonsense, my lad!  It's little enough to do for
an old shipmate and brother officer," muttered the good-hearted old
fellow, quite overcome with confusion at our thanks, as Dad wrung one of
his hands and I caught hold of the other.  "I've got an appointment to
meet the First Lord this very afternoon, as luck would have it, so I'll
mention the matter to him, and I've no doubt the youngster'll get his
nomination in a day or two, at the outside.  By-the-bye where are you
stopping in London?  You haven't told me that yet."

My father, thereupon, gave him our address.

"All right, Vernon," said the veteran, shoving Dad's card along with the
snuff in his waistcoat pocket, "I'll see to the matter without fail.
Good-bye, now, Vernon, good-bye, young shaver, I hope you'll make as
good a sailor and smart an officer as your father before you!"

With these parting words and a kindly nod to me the old Admiral toddled
off across Waterloo Place to the Senior United Service Club opposite, to
which, I presume, he intended transferring his patronage now that the
Reform had given him the cold shoulder, while Dad and I returned to our
temporary lodgings in Piccadilly to tell mother of our unexpected
meeting and its happy result.  I may here add that I was never fortunate
enough to see the gallant old veteran again, though I heard of him often
afterwards from my father, who told me he always asked how I was getting
on.  Circumstances prevented my meeting him when I was yet in England,
and I was out in China when he died, some four years subsequently to my
making his acquaintance in Pall Mall that morning.

Strange to say, however, the other day, when engaged planning out this
very yarn of my adventures afloat, I chanced to see an advertisement in
one of the Portsmouth papers of an auction about to be held at
Merchiston Hall, near Horndean, where I was informed the Admiral had
resided for many years, and where he spent most of his time farming when
not at sea, before he got mixed up in politics and Parliamentary
matters, as he was in his later days after he was "put on the shelf,"
and hauled down his flag for ay!

Here, the very bed was pointed out to me in which the gallant old sailor
died; a plain, old-fashioned piece of furniture, without any gilding or
meretricious adornment, and honest and substantial like himself.

The house, too, was similarly unpretentious, being a low, one-storied,
verandah--fronted structure, with plenty of room about it, but little
"style" or ornament.  It was, though, picturesquely situated in the
centre of a well-timbered little park and homestead and snugly sheltered
by tall fir trees and a thick shrubbery from all north'ard and easterly
winds, amid the prettiest scenery of Hampshire--wooded heights and
pleasant dales, with coppice and hedgerow, and here and there a
red-roofed old farmhouse peeping out from the greenery forming its
immediate surroundings.

"Poor old Charley Napier!" as he was affectionately entitled by those
who served under his flag--officers and men alike, the latter especially
almost idolising him for he was ever a good friend to them.

He now sleeps his last sleep in the churchyard of Catherington, where he
lies safe at anchor, hard by the dwelling where he lived when in the
flesh.

Here his tomb may be seen by the curious under the shelter of the early
Norman church, dedicated to Saint Catherine, from which circumstance the
village takes its name.

It is a fine old building, this church, dating back to the time of the
Crusades, when heroes as gallant as Admiral Sir Charles Napier besieged
Sidon and captured Acre--like as he himself did some eight centuries
later, long prior to his unsuccessful mission to the Baltic, the
somewhat inglorious termination of which, unfortunately, clouded his
naval reputation and ended his career afloat!



CHAPTER THREE.

I GET NOMINATED FOR A NAVAL CADETSHIP.

"`Sharp's the word and quick the motion,' eh, Jack?" said my father,
using his favourite phrase, when the post next morning brought him a
letter from the Admiralty in an oblong blue envelope, inscribed "On Her
Majesty's Service," in big letters, stating that I had been nominated to
a cadetship in the Royal Navy.  "I knew old Charley would be as good as
his word!"

"Hurrah!"  I shouted, throwing my cap in the air, and forgetting all
about a long-promised visit to the Zoological Gardens for which we were
just starting, "Now I shall be able to go to sea at last!"

Dad seemed to share my enthusiasm; but my mother, I recollect well, ay,
as if it had occurred but yesterday, put her arms round me and cried as
if her heart would break.

Presently, when she had somewhat regained her composure, Dad, comforting
her with the assurance that she was not going to lose me all at once, it
not being probable that I would be drowned or slain or otherwise
immolated on the altar of my country immediately on entering the navy,
which appeared to be her first conviction, we all began talking the
matter over; and then Dad proceeded to read over again the official
communication he had received, commenting on the same as he went over
it.

"Hullo, Jack!" he observed, on reaching the end of the formal document,
"those red-tape chaps a' Whitehall haven't given you much time to
prepare for your examination!"

The mention of this damped my ardour a bit, I can tell you!

"Oh, I quite forgot that!"  I exclaimed lugubriously.  "When have I got
to go up for exam., Dad?"

"The `first Wednesday in August,' my boy--so says this letter at all
events."

"Good gracious me!" ejaculated my mother, again breaking into our
conversation after a brief pause, during which she must have gone
through an abstract mental calculation.  "Why, that will be barely a
month from now, my dear!"

"Precisely, this being the third of July," replied Dad drily.  "So
Master Jack will have to stir his stumps if he hopes to pass, for I'm
afraid he's rather shaky in his Euclid."

"Dear, dear!" said mother, throwing up her arms in consternation, "he is
very backward in his history, too!  Would you believe it, he couldn't
recollect when Magna Charta was signed on my asking him the date
yesterday."

"Really?" cried Dad, leaning back in his chair, and bursting into a
hearty laugh at my mother's serious face, "I'm sure, my dear, I could
not tell you the date off-hand myself at the present moment, not if I
were even going to be hanged in default!  Jack knows, though, I'd wager,
when the glorious battle of Trafalgar was fought; and that concerns a
British sailor boy more, I think, than any other event in the whole
history of our plucky little island, save perhaps the defeat of the
grand Armada.  What say you, my boy?"

"Of course, I know the date of the battle of Trafalgar, Dad," I answered
glibly enough, having heard it mentioned too often to have forgotten it
in a hurry; and, besides, I knew Southey's _Life of Nelson_ almost by
heart, it being one of my favourite books and ranking in my estimation
next to _Robinson Crusoe_.  "It was fought, Dad, on the 21st October
1805."

"There, mother, just hear that!" cried Dad, chaffingly.  "Are you not
proud of your boy in blue?  By Jove, he'll set the Thames on fire if he
goes on at that rate!"

"I _am_ proud of him; but I do not wish him to fail," replied mother,
who took things generally _au serieux_; and, turning to me, she said in
her earnest way,--"Dear Jack, I'm afraid you are too confident and do
not attend to your lessons now as you used to do.  Pray, work hard, my
dear boy, for my sake!"

"I will, mother dear, I promise you that," said I, kissing her.  "I
won't get plucked if I can help it."

"That's right, my brave boy, you cannot say more than that," chimed in
Dad, with a pat of approval on my head, as my mother drew me towards her
in mute caress.  "By the way, I tell you what I'll do, Jack.  I was
asking my old friend Captain Gifford the other day about a good naval
tutor for you, and you shall have the assistance of the same `crammer'
he had for his boys if I can get hold of him."

Prior to the year 1858, I may here explain, on a youngster being
nominated to a naval cadetship he was appointed to a sea-going ship at
once, going afloat there and then without any preliminary examination
and the roundabout routine subsequently enjoined, wisely or not, by "My
Lords" when the "competition wallah" system came in vogue.  Unwittingly
I was, thus, one of the first to suffer from the change, the order for
cadets having to pass in certain specified subjects on board the
_Excellent_ before receiving their appointments having been issued
within a comparatively recent period of my getting my nomination.

This proviso, too, I may add, was saddled with the condition that all
cadets in future would have to go through a probationary period of three
months' instruction in seamanship in a training-ship, which was set
apart for the purpose ere they were supposed to have officially joined
"the service," and become liable to be sent to sea.

These regulations, to make an end of my explanations, continue in force
to the present day with very little alteration, the only difference, so
far as I can learn, being that youngsters now have to pass a slightly
"stiffer" examination than I did on entry, and that they have to remain
for two years on probation aboard the _Britannia_ instead of the three
months period which was esteemed sufficient for the "sucking Nelsons" of
my time in the old _Illustrious_.  She was the predecessor of the more
modern training-ship for naval cadets, which turns them out now _au fin
de siecle_, all ready-made, full-blown officers, so to speak; though it
is questionable whether they are any the better sailors than Nelson
himself, Collingwood amongst the older sea captains, or Hornby and Tryon
of a later day.  None of these went through a like course of study, and
yet they knew how to handle ships and manoeuvre fleets without any such
"great advantages" of training!

My moral reflections, though, have little to do with my story, to which
I will now return.

The date of the examination being so perilously near, and my studies
having become somewhat neglected during the long holiday I had spent in
sightseeing in London, my father thought the surer way to secure my
passing would be, as he had said, to procure the aid of a good tutor who
might peradventure succeed in tuning me up to concert pitch in the short
interval allowed me by the patent process of "cramming," which had come
into fashion with the competition craze, more speedily than by any
ordinary mode of imparting instruction.

So, in accordance with his promise, Dad called on his friend Captain
Gifford the same afternoon in quest of the experienced "coach" or
coachman, whom that gentleman had previously recommended, warranted to
possess the ability to drive knowledge into my head at a sufficient rate
to ensure my "weathering," the examiners when I went before them; and,
ere the close of this memorable week in which I was introduced to
Admiral Sir Charles Napier and got my nomination, I was in as high a
state of "cram" as any Strasbourg goose destined to contribute his quota
to a _pate_ of fat livers.

"Dear, dear, my poor boy!" as mother said to me, "what a lot you have to
learn, to be sure!"

My mother was right you will say when you hear all.  I was "a poor boy,"
indeed, and no mistake.

Latin, French, Arithmetic and Algebra, not forgetting my old enemy
Euclid and his compromising propositions, with a synopsis of English
History, and the physical and political geography of the globe, besides
a lot of lesser "ologies," of no interest to anyone save my coach and
myself, but all of which were included in the list of subjects laid down
by the Admiralty as incumbent for every would-be naval cadet to acquire,
were forced into my unfortunate cranium day and night without the
slightest cessation.

The only let off I had were a few hours allowed me for sleep and
refreshment, my hard task-master, the aforesaid coach, an old Cambridge
wrangler, never giving me a moment's respite, insisting, on the
contrary, that he would give _me_ up instead altogether if I once
stopped work!

For the time being I lived in a world of facts and figures, breathing
nothing but dates and exuding mathematical and other data at almost
every pore; so that, by the end of the month I felt myself transformed
into a sort of portable human cyclopaedia, containing a heterogeneous
mass of information of all kinds, as superficial as it was varied.

The knowledge I acquired in this way, however, was only skin deep, so to
to speak, exemplifying the truth of the old adage "lightly come, lightly
go;" for albeit this hot-bed process of imparting learning served its
turn in enabling me to pass the crucial ordeal to which I was subjected,
I verily believe that I could not have answered satisfactorily one tithe
of the questions a fortnight after the dreaded examination was over that
I then grappled successfully.

But this is anticipating matters.

Hot July sweltered to its close ere my tutor was satisfied with the
progress I had made under his care and declared me fit for the fray.

This was on the very last day of the month, and on the following
Tuesday, the 3rd of August, I remember, for it was the very day before
the fateful Wednesday fixed for examination on board the _Excellent_, my
mother, in company with Dad and myself, bade adieu to the sultry
metropolis, of whose stagnant air and blistering pavements, and
red-baked bricks and mortar we were all three heartily tired, journeying
down to Portsmouth by some out-of-the-way route, all round the south
coast, past Brighton and Worthing and Shoreham, which I never afterwards
essayed.

Since then, though I have travelled, more often than I care to count
now, from London to the famous old seaport which is veritably the
nursery of our navy, and whence the immortal Nelson sailed, ninety odd
years ago, to thrash the combined French and Spanish fleets at Trafalgar
and establish England's supremacy afloat while ridding the world of the
tyranny of Napoleon Buonaparte, not a single incident connected with my
first trip thither has escaped my memory.

Yes, I recollect every detail of the journey, from the time of our
leaving Waterloo station to our arrival at the terminus at Landport,
just without the old fortifications that shut in Portsea and the
dockyard, with all its belongings, within a rampart of greenery.  The
noble elms on the summit of the glacis, are now, alas! all cut down and
demolished, but they once afforded a shady walk for miles, making the
dirty moats and squalid houses in their rear, which are now also
numbered, more happily, amongst the things of the past, look positively
picturesque.

I could not forget anything that happened that day; for, then it was
that I saw that dear old sea again which I had loved from the time my
baby eyes first gazed on it, and which I had not now seen for months.

On reaching "ye ancient and loyale toune," as Portsmouth was quaintly
designated by Queen Bess of virginal memory on the occasion of her
visiting the place, our little party, I can well call to mind, put up at
the "Keppel's Head" on the Hard.

This was a hostelry which Dad had been accustomed to patronise when at
the naval college in the dockyard learning all about the new principle
of steam just then introduced into the service before I was "thought
of," as he said, and, no doubt, the place is as well known to young
fellows and old "under the pennant" in these prosaic days of "floating
flat-irons and gimcrack fighting machines," as the "Fountain Inn" in
High Street and the "Blue Posts" at Point were to Peter Simple and Mr
Midshipman Easy in the early part of the century, when, to quote dear
old Dad again, "a ship was a ship, and sailors were seamen and not all
stokers and engineers!"

There was no harbour station then, as now, fronting and affronting
Hardway; no trace of the hideous railway viaduct shutting out all the
foreshore, both of which at present exist in all their respective native
uglinesses!

No; for the upper windows of the old hotel commanded a splendid view of
the whole of the harbour and the roadstead of Spithead beyond, and I
seem to see myself a boy again that August afternoon, looking out over
the picturesque scene in glad surprise.

After our early dinner, Dad pointed out to me the various objects of
interest; the old _Victory_, flagship then as she is now again after an
interval of thirty years or more, during which time she was supplanted
by the _Duke of Wellington_, which she has in time supplanted once more;
the _Illustrious_, the training-ship for naval cadets, near the mouth of
the harbour, where the _Saint Vincent_ is now moored; and the long line
of battered old hulks stretching away in the distance up the stream to
Fareham Creek, the last examples extant of those "wooden walls of old
England" which Dibdin sang and British sailors manned and fought for and
defended to the death, sacrificing their lives for "the honour of the
flag!"

Yes, I remember the name of every ship that Dad then pointed out to me.
I can picture, too, the whole scene, with the tide at the flood and the
sunshine shimmering on the water and the old _Victory_ belching out a
salute in sharp, rasping reports from the guns of her main deck battery,
that darted out their fiery tongues, each in the midst of a round puff
ball of smoke in quick succession, first on the port and then on the
starboard side, until the proper number of rounds had been fired and a
proportionate expenditure of powder effected to satisfy the requirements
of naval etiquette for the occasion, when the saluting ceased, as
suddenly as it began.

The afternoon wore on apace after this, the sun sinking in the west over
Gosport, beyond Priddy's Hard, amid a wealth of crimson and gold that
nearly stretched up to the zenith, lighting up the spars of the ships
and making their hulls glow again with a ruddy radiance while touching
up the brass-work and metal about them with sparks of flame.

Still, I did not tire of standing there at the window of the old
"Keppel's Head," looking out on the harbour in front, with the wherries
plying to and fro and men-of-war's boats going off at intervals with
belated officers to their respective ships.

Until, by-and-by the Warner lightship, afar out at sea beyond Spithead,
and the Nab light beyond her again, could be seen twinkling in the
distance, while the moon presently rose in the eastern sky right over
Fort Cumberland; and then, all at once, there was a sudden flash, which,
coming right in front of me, dazzled my eyes like lightning.

This was followed by a single but very startling "Bang!" that thundered
out from the flagship, which, swinging round with the outgoing ebb tide,
was now lying almost athwart stream, with her high, square stern gallery
overhanging the sloping shore below the hotel, looking as if the old
craft had taken the ground and fired the gun that had startled us as a
signal of distress--so, at least, with the vivid imagination of boyhood,
thought I!

"Goodness gracious me!" exclaimed my mother, almost jumping out of her
chair at the unexpected report and making me jump, too, by her hurried
movement towards the window where I stood, "what is the matter, Jack?"

"Nothing to be alarmed about, my dear," said Dad soothingly to her.  "It
is only the admiral tumbled down the hatchway."

"Dear, dear," replied poor mother in a voice full of the deepest
sympathy, "I hope the old gentleman has not hurt himself much.  He must
have fallen rather heavily!"

Dad roared with laughter at her innocent mistake.

"You'll kill me some day, I think, my dear," said he when he was able to
speak, after having his laugh out.  "I only used an old nautical
expression which you must have heard before, I'm sure.  We always say
that on board ship when the nine-o'clock gun is fired!"

"Oh!" rejoined mother, a little bit crossly at being made fun of.  "I do
wish, Frank, you would explain what you mean next time beforehand,
instead of puzzling people with your old sailor talk, which nobody can
understand!"

"Humph!" said Dad; but, presently, I saw mother put out her hand and
tenderly touch him on the shoulder, as if to tell him that her temporary
tiff had been dispelled, like the smoke from the discharge of the
_Victory's_ last gun, whereat I could hear him whisper under his breath
as he kissed her cheek softly, "All's well that ends well, my dear!"



CHAPTER FOUR.

DOWN AT PORTSMOUTH.

Next morning, ere I seemed to have been asleep five minutes, it came
upon my dreams so suddenly, I was awakened by a terrible din of drumming
and bugling from the adjacent barracks close to the line of
fortifications which at that time enclosed Portsmouth--but whose moats
and ramparts were pulled to pieces, as I have already said, some few
years ago to make room for the officers' and men's recreation grounds
and gymnasium, with other modern improvements.

Then, I could hear the heavy tramp of men marching, followed by the
hoarse sound of words of command in the distance, "Halt!  Front!
Dress!"

I assure you, I really thought for the moment that the long-talked-of
French invasion, about which I had been recently reading in my
historical researches, had actually come at last and that the garrison
had been hurriedly called to arms to resist some unexpected attack on
the town.

This reminiscence of my cramming experiences, mixed up in hotch-potch
fashion with the martial echoes that caught my ear from the banging drum
and brazen bugle, at once recalled the gruesome fact that this was the
eventful day fixed for my examination on board the _Excellent_; so,
dreading lest I should be late, I incontinently jumped out of bed in a
jiffy, proceeding; albeit unconsciously, to obey the last gruff order of
the sergeant of the guard, relieving the sentries.

This, as Dad subsequently explained, was the reason for all the
commotion, the sergeant parading his men as he came up to each "post" in
turn, with the usual stereotyped formula, "Halt!  Front!  Dress!"

Dear me!  I did "dress;" though in rather a different sense to that
implied by the sergeant's mandate, huddling on my clothes in my haste so
carelessly that I broke the button off my shirt collar and put on my
jacket the wrong way!

All my hurry, too, was to very little purpose; for, when I reached the
coffee-room of the hotel below, after getting confused and losing my
proper course amongst the many intricate passages and curving corkscrew
staircases that led downwards from the little dormitory I had occupied
right under the tiles at the back of the building, I found that neither
Dad nor mother had yet put in an appearance for breakfast.

I was in such good time, indeed, that old Saint Thomas's clock in High
Street was only just chiming Eight; while the ships' bells over the
water were repeating the same piece of information in various tones and
the shrill steam whistle from the dockyard workshops hard by screeching
its confirmation of the story.

There was no fear of my being late, therefore; so, consoling myself with
this satisfactory reflection, I was making my way to the nearest window
of the coffee-room to look out on the harbour beyond as I had done the
evening before when, like as then, a big bouncing "Bang!" came from the
_Victory_, making me jump back and feel almost as nervous as poor mother
was on the previous occasion.

"Yezsir, court-martial gun, sir, aboard the flagship, sir," said the
wiry little cock-eyed head waiter, who was hopping about the room "like
a parched pea on a griddle," as dad expressed it, stopping to flick the
dust from the mantelpiece with his napkin as he replied to the mute
inquiry he could read in my glance.  "Look, sir!  They've h'isted the
Jack at the peak, sir, yezsir."

"Oh, yes, I see," said I, as if I had not observed this before and was
perfectly familiar with the signal.  "I did not notice it at first."

"No, sir?  W'y, in course not, sir, or else ye'd ha' known wot it were,"
answered the sly old fellow, ascribing to me a knowledge of naval
matters which he knew as well as myself I did not possess, thus
pandering, with the ulterior view, no doubt, of a substantial tip, to a
common weakness of human nature to which most of us, man and boy alike,
are prone--that of wishing to appear wiser than we really are!

"But, as I was a-saying only last night to Jim Marksby, the hall-porter,
sir," he continued, "court-martials, sir, isn't wot they used to was.
Lord-sakes! sir, I remembers, as if it were yesterday, in old Sir Titus
Fitzblazes's time, sir, when they was as plentiful as the blackberries
on Browndown!

"W'y, sir, b'lieve me or not if yer likes, but there wasn't a mornin'--
barring Sundays in course--as yer wouldn't hear that theer blessed gun
a-firin' for a court-martial, sir, j'est the same as ye heerd j'est now,
sir, yezsir!  Ah, them was fine times, they was, for the watermen on
Hardway; for they usest to make a rare harvest a-taking off witnesses
and prisoners' `friends,' as they calls 'em, and lawyers and noospaper
chaps to the flagship, they did.  The old chaps called the signal gun
`old Fitzblazes's Eight o'clock Gun,' sir.  They did so, sir, yezsir!"

"Indeed, waiter?" said I, feeling quite proud of his thus speaking to me
as if I were a grown-up person.  "But who was this gentleman, old Fitz--
what did you call him?"

"Old Sir Titus Fitzblazes, sir," glibly replied the coffee-room
factotum, flicking off a fly as he spoke from the table-cloth whereon he
had just arranged all the paraphernalia of our breakfast.  "Lord-sakes,
sir, yer doesn't mean for to say, sir, as a well-growed young gen'leman
like yerself, sir, as is a naval gent, sir, as I can see with arf an
eye, haven't heard tell o' he?  Well, sir, he were port admiral here,
sir, a matter of eight or ten year ago, sir, yezsir; and, wot's more,
sir, he were the tautest old sea porkypine ye'd fetch across `in a blue
moon,' as sailor folk say!

"Yezsir, I've heerd when he were commodore on the West Coast, he used
for to turn up the hands every mornin' regular and give 'em four dozen
apiece for breakfast, sir!"

"Good gracious me, waiter!"  I exclaimed, aghast at this statement.
"Four dozen lashes?"

"Yezsir.  Lor'! four dozen lashings was nothink to old Sir Titus, for he
were pertickeler partial to noggin', he were, and took it out of the men
like steam, he did!

"The ossifers, in course, he couldn't sarve out in the same way, not
being allowed for to do so by the laws of the service, sir; but he'd
court-martial 'em, sir, as many on 'em as would give him arf a chance,
and the court-martial gun used for to fire in his time here as reg'lar
as clock-work every mornin' at eight, winter and summer alike, jest the
same as when the flag's h'isted at sunrise, yezsir!"

"What an old martinet he must have been!"  I said in response to this.
"Perhaps, though, the poor old admiral suffered from bad health, and
that made him cross and easily put out?"

"Bad health, sir?  Not a bit of it!" exclaimed my friend, the waiter,
repudiating such an excuse with scorn.  "It were bad temper as were
_his_ complaint.

"Lord-sakes, though, sir, he were bad all over, was Sir Titus; ay, that
he were, from the crown of his head to the sole of his foot.  As bad as
they makes 'em!

"W'y, he 'ad the temper, sir, of old Nick hisself, ay, that he had!

"I don't mean the Czar of Roosia, sir.  Don't you run away with that
there notion!  No, sir, I means the rale old gent as ye've heerd tell
on, wot hangs out down below when he's at home and allers dresses in
black to look genteel-like.  Wears top-boots for to hide his cloven
feet, sir, and carries a fine tail under his arm with a fluke at the end
of it, same as that on a sheet-anchor--ah, yer knows the gent I means,
sir!

"Well, yezsir, old Sir Titus wer him all over and must ha' been his
twin-brother; barring the tail, the admiral being shaky about the feet,
too, and his boots a'most as big as the dinghy of that sloop.  They wos
like as two peas, sir, old Nick and he!

"Lord-sakes, though, yer must have heerd tell of him, sir, a young and
gallant naval ossifer like yerself, 'specially that yarn consarnin' him
and the washerwoman as was going into the dockyard one mornin' when he
were a-spyin' round the gates?"

"No, waiter, I never heard the old gentleman's name before you told it
me," I replied, curious to learn some further disclosures concerning so
celebrated a character.  "What was this story?"

"W'y, sir, it's enuff a'most for to make a cat laugh, sir," he said with
a snigger, which he immediately flicked away, as it were, with his
napkin, resuming his whilom solemn demeanour.  "It happen'd, if yer must
know, sir, in this way, sir, yezsir.

"Old Blazes--that wer the name he allers went by in the yard--was
a-hangin' round the main gate a-lookin' out for to see who comes along,
w'en all of a sudding he spies this good woman as was a-takin' in the
clothes from the wash for Admiralty House.

"That were where, yer knows, sir, he himself lived with Lady Fitz, close
by the College and jest to the right as yer goes in the yard?

"Lord-sakes, sir!  The old admiral thinks he'd made a fine haul and that
the woman were a-smuggling in sperrits or somethin' `contraband,' as
they calls it, for the sailors who is allers stationed round the
commander-in-chief's office; and so, he orders her for to turn out her
big baskets there in the gateway afore all the grinning policemen and
men who was jest a-comin' into the yard.

"Ye never see such a show, sir in all yer born days; and the beauty on
it were that as he was in the middle of it sir, overhaulin' all the
things from the wash, and a-pokin' 'em about with his gold-headed stick
and turnin' over the ladies' fal-de-rals and all sorts of women's gear
that they don't like men for to see, sir, up comes Lady Fitzblazes
herself, a-going out for a walk.

"Seein' what he were after, she axes him wot he means by treating her
clothes like that there.

"Lord-sakes, sir, if he were old Nick, she had a temper, too, and were
as fiery as a she-tiger cat, she were; and, wot between the two, there
was then--Breakfast, sir?  Yezsir, comin', sir!"

The wiry little cock-eyed waiter rushed off, with his napkin over his
shoulder, as he uttered the last words; and, wondering what had caused
him to break off so unexpectedly in the middle of his yarn, apparently
just when he was approaching the most interesting part of it, I turned
my head and saw mother and Dad were within the coffee-room, having
entered the doorway just behind me.

"Hullo, Jack!" said my father, "what was that waiter chap yarning about?
You seemed very much taken up with what he was saying."

I thereupon told him as much as I had heard of the old port admiral.

"Pooh, nonsense, the rascal has only been `pulling your leg' with a
cock-and-a-bull story, Jack," said dad in a contemptuous tone when I had
finished--for he was an officer of the old school and always believed in
the obligations of discipline, invariably "sticking up" for those
superior to him in rank in the service--"I knew old Admiral Fitzblazes
myself very well, and a better officer and gentleman never wore the
Queen's uniform!"

While he was speaking to this effect, the "cock-eyed rascal," as Dad
called him, came in with our breakfast, giving me a sly wink with his
sound eye behind Dad's back as he passed him; so, sitting down, we
hurried through the meal without any further conversation, I feeling
more and more nervous the nearer the hour fixed for the examination
approached, and mother and Dad both keeping silent, in sympathy with me.

Breakfast accomplished, Dad accompanied me to the dockyard, and saw me
off to the _Excellent_; where, on getting on board, with my certificate
of birth and moral character in my pocket and my heart in my mouth, I
was ushered into the wardroom, with some twenty other aspirants for
naval honours like myself.

All of us, of course, were mostly of the same age, but, naturally, of
various builds and size; some tall, some short; some thin, some fat;
some ugly, some handsome.

One little chap whom I noticed was much smaller than I was, although Dad
had expressly drawn Admiral Napier's attention to the fact of my being
rather short for my age.

This youngster had a bright merry face and smiled in a friendly way to
me; but the others looked at me generally as a collection of strange
dogs appear to regard any new comer suddenly brought amongst them,
eyeing and sniffing him suspiciously before they can make up their minds
whether to treat him as friend or foe--though, generally, preferring, as
a rule, the latter footing!

On entering the wardroom, which had a sort of scholastic look mingled
with its ordinary nautical surroundings, we were summoned in turn to the
further end of the apartment.

Here, on a raised portion of the deck abutting on the stern gallery,
three gentlemen in clerical garb were seated behind a semi-circular
green baize table, in front of which we stood, respectively, like so
many prisoners on trial, while answering various questions appertaining
to our Christian and surnames, age and so on.

We also handed in at the same time our baptismal and medical and
character certificates, all of which were duly inspected, docketed and
filed, in regular official style.

These preliminaries gone through, we were then directed to take our
seats on either side of a long table that ran fore and aft the cabin,
whose normal purpose was for the messing of the officers of the ship,
but which on the present occasion was supplied with folios of foolscap
paper and bundles of quill pens and bottles of ink, systematically
distributed along its length, instead of the more palatable viands it
more generally and generously displayed.

We were immediately under the eyes of the senior chaplain of the trio
forming the board of examiners, a gentleman whose position at the centre
of the cross table at the top of the room enabled him to command a full
view of the double line of boys and detect at once any attempt at
cribbing or unfair assistance given by one to the other; and our ordeal
began punctually on the ship's bell striking Ten o'clock, dictation
being the first subject set us "to test our spelling and handwriting,"
as my Lords of the Admiralty were good enough to inform us.

Thanks to my mother's persistency in keeping me up to the mark with
regard to my lessons, long before I had recourse to the crammer, this
introductory stage of the examination presented no difficulties to me;
and I was able not only to keep pace with the gentleman who dictated a
portion of one of Macaulay's Essays to us, but also found time to look
round me occasionally to see how my companions fared with the big words,
the faces of some of them presenting quite a study when a portentous
polysyllable was given them to spell.

The little chap with the curly hair who had smiled at me on coming in, I
observed, did not smile now.

His whilom merry countenance, on the contrary, was all puckered up in
the most comical way; while his brows were knit as he chewed the feather
end of his quill pen trying to get inspiration from that source how to
properly write some long word--I think it was "Mesopotamia!"

Poor little fellow! he had a fearful struggle over it; but, although I
should have dearly liked to have helped him, it was against the rules,
so I could only watch his growing despair with a mute sympathy that was
mingled with amusement at the funny faces he made over the, to him,
serious business.

A little later on, however, if this victim of the stiff dictation paper
had looked at me when ruthless old Euclid, my former antagonist, came on
the scene, he would in like fashion have pitied me; for I was quite
fogged by an easy proposition that I had thought I knew by heart the
night before, but now found I had not the slightest glimmering of,
although I answered most of the other questions.

Thus the examination proceeded, until the hour came for us to hand in
our papers; the lot of us then filing before the presiding genii seated
behind the green baize table at the end of the wardroom, and each giving
up his roll of spoilt foolscap in turn as he came up abreast of the
reverend trio.

I was nearly the last of the file; and, as I approached the table, the
chaplain occupying the middle seat looked up.

He had a jolly, round, benevolent sort of face, which wore at the moment
such a good-humoured expression that, I suppose, it became reflected on
mine causing me to smile.

"Hullo, my boy!" said he, smiling, too.  "You seem in a very happy frame
of mind, I'm sure.  Answered all your questions right, eh?"

"I'm afraid not all, sir," I replied diffidently; "but I hope for the
best."

"That's right, youngster!  There's no good to be got by despairing over
things, and remember, you can have another try, you know, if you fail
now," said he encouragingly.  "`Never say die,' you know, as an old
friend of mine used always to say, `care once killed a cat!'"

"Why, sir," I exclaimed at this, "that's what my father always tells me.
It's his favourite expression when any difficulty arises.  He never
gives in, sir!"

"Indeed!" said the fat gentleman, while the others on either side of him
looked interested.  "Who is your father, my boy, if you'll excuse my
asking you the question?"

"Francis Vernon," I answered promptly.  "A captain in the Royal Navy,
now on half-pay, sir."

The fat clergyman laughed at my laconic reply.

"Vernon, ha!" he repeated after me.  "I wonder if he is the Frank Vernon
I once knew?"

"Can't say, sir," said I, cautiously.  "My mother, though, always calls
him `Frank.'"

My new friend laughed again.

"Ah, I'm sure he is the same, if only from your manner, which is just
like what I remember in the Frank Vernon who was in the _Pelican_ with
me," said he, looking at me all over with his twinkling round eyes.
"Was your father ever up the Mediterranean with old Charley Napier, my
boy?"

"Oh yes, sir," I replied, glib enough now.  "It was Admiral Napier who
gave me my nomination the other day, sir."

"Really, you don't say so?"

"I do, though, sir," I said sturdily, thinking he doubted my assertion.
"Dad and I met him in Pall Mall, and I got my nomination from the
Admiralty, sir, the very next morning as he promised!"

"All right, my boy, all right," he observed in an absent way, turning to
whisper to the two other gentlemen something, I think, about "old
Charley," and "must be passed for my old shipmate's sake."--"I quite
believe what you say: I do not doubt your word for an instant; for Frank
Vernon's son, I am sure, could not but always speak the truth.  Did your
father come down with you for your examination?"

"Yes, sir," I answered.  "He and my mother came with me; and we're all
staying at the old `Keppel's Head Hotel,' on Hardway, sir."

"Humph!  I think I know the place you mention, youngster," said he, with
a significant twinkle in his eye which made the other two chaplains
grin, I could see, at some joke they had between them.  "I'll try and
call on your father, if I can find time before he leaves Portsmouth.
Tell him when you get back, that old Tangent asked after him, please."

"I'll make a point of doing so, sir," I replied, with a bow, repeating
the name after him to make certain.  "I will tell him, sir, about Old
Tangent."

"Old Tangent, indeed!" cried the old fellow, shaking his fat sides,
while the other two examiners roared outright.  "You've a pretty good
stock of impudence of your own, I'm sure!  Be off with you, you young
rascal, or I'll pluck you as certain as I'm that Old Tangent with whom
you dare to be so familiar!"

His jovial face, however, belied the threat, so it did not occasion me
any alarm; and, bowing again politely to the three clerical gentlemen
collectively, I bent my steps, on the grin all the way, to the door of
the wardroom, which was opened and shut behind me by a marine standing
without.

I was Last of the Mohicans, all the other fellows having taken their
departure and gone ashore long before I got my own happy dismissal.

"By Jove, Jack, I think you may put yourself down as passed!" said my
father when I subsequently detailed the incidents of my examination,
drawing a good augury from my description of what had occurred on board
the gunnery ship.  "He was always a knowing hand was Old Tangent; and
such a remark from him to his brother examiners, would be as efficacious
as a whisper in ear of the First Lord's Secretary on your behalf, my
boy!"

"Do you remember him, Frank?  I mean the gentleman who spoke to Jack."

"Oh, yes, my dear," replied Dad to this question of my mother's, "I
recollect Old Tangent quite well.  He was always a good-natured fellow
and a capital shipmate.  Why, he sang the best song of any of us in the
mess on board the old _Pelican_!"

"What!" exclaimed my mother, holding up her hands in pious horror at the
mention of such an unclerical characteristic.  "A clergyman sing songs?"

"Yes, why not?" retorted Dad, who was in his jolliest mood at the
prospect of my having passed my examination successfully.  "They were
spiritual songs of course, my dear, I assure you!"

"No doubt," said mother, drily.  "I think, my dear, you can `tell that
yarn to the marines,' as you say in your favourite sea slang.  _I_ know
what sort of spirits you refer to!"

At which observation they both laughed; and, naturally, I laughed too.



CHAPTER FIVE.

IN WHICH I REALLY "JOIN THE SERVICE."

"Letter for yer, sir, yezsir," said my friend the cock-eyed waiter a
week or two later, while we were at luncheon, bringing in a long,
official-looking document on a salver, which he proceeded to hand me
with a smirk and a squint from his cock-eye, that seemed to roam all
over the apartment, taking in everything and everyone present in one
comprehensive glance.  "It's jest come in, sir.  It were brought by a
messenger, sir, from the commander-in-chief's h'office, sir; and I
thinks as 'ow it's a horder for yer sir, for to jine yer ship, sir,
yezsir!"

"All right my man, that'll do," interposed my father, who from his
service-training had a rooted objection to anything approaching to
familiarity from servants and other subordinates, besides which he
particularly disliked the waiter's "vulgar curiosity" as he styled it,
saying he was always prying and poking his nose into other people's
affairs; although, I honestly believe my worthy old cock-eyed friend
only took a laudable interest in my welfare, as indeed he did in the
business of everybody who patronised the hotel.  "You can leave the
letter, waiter, and likewise the room!"

"For me?" said I, taking up the missive, which was inscribed on the
outside in large printed characters "On Her Majesty's Service,"
similarly to the one which had brought my nomination from the Admiralty.
"I wonder Dad, what it contains!  I suppose, it will tell whether I
have passed my examination or not?"

"Open it, Jack," said Dad, as soon as the waiter had left the room,
flicking his napkin viciously over the sideboard which he passed on his
way to the door as if he was considerably huffed at not being admitted
to our confidence.  "Let us hear the news at once, good or bad.
Suspense, you know, my boy, is worse than hanging."

"No, I can't, Dad, I feel too nervous," I replied, not laughing at his
joke, as I might have done another time, although the pun was a regular
old stager, passing the yet unopened letter across the table.  "You read
it, mother, please."

"You need not be alarmed Jack," said she, smiling, and pointing to the
superscription.  "See, the direction on it is to `John Vernon, Esquire,
R.N.'"

"Which means, Master Jack, that you have passed!" cried Dad,
anticipating her explanation, and jumping up at once from his seat in
great excitement, the contagion of which the next instant spread to me.
"You've passed, my boy, there's no doubt about that from this address;
and, now, you really belong to Her Majesty's service, hurrah!"

Mother, though, did not say anything, and her hands trembled as she
fumbled with the letter, trying to open the envelope without tearing it.

"My boy, my boy!" she exclaimed presently, her eyes filling with tears
as she glanced at the contents of the enclosure, which she could only
dimly see; albeit, she learnt enough to know that I had passed for cadet
and was directed to join the _Illustrious_ training-ship, then stationed
at Portsmouth, like as her successor the _Britannia_ was for a long
while prior to her removal to Dartmouth.  "It is as we thought, and as
you hoped, Jack.  You are going to have your wish at last and leave your
father and me for your new home on the sea."

The cock-eyed waiter broke the rather melancholy silence that ensued.

"Them's outfitters' cards, sir, yezsir," he said, bringing in his salver
again presently, piled up with circulars and square pieces of pasteboard
which he placed before Dad.  "Parties" as heerd tell young gents "as
passed and wants fer to get the horder for his h'uniforms, sir, yezsir!"

Having thus eased his mind, my old friend bustled out of the room as
quickly as he had entered, no doubt afraid of my father giving him
another "dressing-down."

Dad, however, was not thinking of the waiter or his cheeky manner for
the moment.

"By Jove, Jack!" he cried, "you're getting quite an important personage.
Why, we'll have all the tradesmen of Portsea struggling for your lordly
custom if we stop here much longer!  Do they say anything about the
boy's outfit in that letter, my dear?"

"Oh, yes," replied my mother, taking up the missive, which she had
dropped on her knee, and going on to read it over to herself again.
"There's a long list of things that he is ordered to get."

"Then, the sooner we see about getting them the better," said Dad,
looking over the letter, too.  "We'll go round to Richardson's this
afternoon if you like, my dear.  I think he's the best man to rig-out
Jack, and, besides, I've had dealings with him before."

"Very well, I'll go and put on my bonnet at once," said mother, rising
from the table as she spoke.  "You must tell the man, Frank, to have the
poor boy's things ready as quickly as possible, for I must mark them all
before he goes to sea.  Ah! there'll be nobody to look after his clothes
there!"

"No, my dear, no one but his messmates in the midshipmen's berth," said
Dad, jokingly, with a wink to me, wishing to get mother out of her
sorrowful mood.  "_They_ will take precious good care of his wardrobe
for him, I wager; that is, unless he keeps his weather eye open and a
sharp look-out and never leaves his sea-chest unlocked.  All the marking
in the world won't save his gear if he does that, I can tell you and
him!"

Mother was not to be put off her purpose, however, despite Dad's chaff.

So, when the outfitter sent home my elaborate kit, quite complete in
every detail, within a couple of days after our visit to his shop, she
carefully marked every article with my name in full, adding some
numerical hieroglyph of her own that denoted how many of each
description of garment I possessed.

Poor thing!  She was firmly convinced in her innocent mind that I would
be able to trace, by this means, anything missing from my stock of
wearing apparel!

But, notwithstanding all her elaborate precautions, Dad proved a true
prophet; for, on my return home from my first commission, I do not
believe I had any two of a set out of the dozens of shirts and collars
and handkerchiefs I was originally supplied with and which she had so
neatly marked.

On the contrary, the scanty contents of my battered old donkey of a
chest, whilom gorgeously painted in blue and gold, consisted but of a
scant lot of half-worn-out items of clothing, not one of which matched
the other, and the owners whereof, judging by the different inscribed
initials thereon were as various as their respective conditions of wear!

On the same evening my things came from the outfitter's, and even while
my poor mother was engaged on the fruitless task she had imposed on
herself of ensuring my continual possession, as she vainly thought of
the same, I stole, away from the dinner-table and retired for a brief
space to the little bedroom I still occupied at the top of the hotel,
with the way to and from which I was now better acquainted than on the
morning after I first slept "under the tiles."

"Ain't we grand!" sang out Dad, chaffingly, when I presently reappeared
below in all the glory of my new uniform as a naval cadet.

This was the same then as now:--blue trousers and jacket with crown and
anchor buttons and a cunningly-shaped little collar, that had a white
facing to the lapel and the buttonholes of the turn-back worked with
twisted cord of the same colour in proper regulation fashion; not to
speak of my cap with its golden badge, and the formidable-looking
carving-knife of a dirk, twenty inches long in its black scabbard, which
I wore at my belt!

"Why, Master Jack, you'll be `topping the officer' over me now in your
war paint," added Dad, after turning me round twice to inspect me.  "You
are rigged out smart, and no mistake!"

"Don't tease the poor boy, my dear," said my mother, looking at me with
fond admiration as most mothers would do, probably, under similar
circumstances.  "He looks very nice--very nice, indeed.  I'm sure he is
the very image of what you were when I first saw you, Frank!"

"Thanks, my dear, for the compliment," replied Dad, bowing to her
half-jocularly, half-seriously, while he heaved a deep sigh.  "I'm not
making fun of Jack at all.  I really was thinking how long ago it is
since I donned the same uniform like him for the first time.  Ah me,
thirty years and more have passed since then; and I'm an old fogey,
while he's just beginning life!  I hope, my dear Jack, you'll never do
anything to make you ashamed of having put on the Queen's livery!"

"That I won't, Dad," said I emphatically; and I meant it!  "I'll try to
follow your example, and always recollect I am your son."

"You cannot do better, my dear Jack," said mother, putting one of her
arms round my neck caressingly, and stretching out her other hand to
take Dad's.  "Your father was always known in the service as a gallant
officer and an honourable gentleman; and if you follow his example, my
boy, you will neither disgrace the name you bear nor do discredit to Her
Majesty's uniform!  I look forwards, Jack, to your being a credit, not
only to us, but to your country and profession!"

I uttered no reply to my mother's little speech, though it made a deep
impression on me, for she was seldom given to expressing herself at such
length, her words being generally few and to the point; but, I formed
there and then a resolve, which I have endeavoured to adhere to all my
life, that I would never do anything to make her ashamed of me, nor
cause pain to her and Dad, the latter of whom remained silent like
myself.

He was thinking, I felt sure, of the approaching parting between us,
when I should be beyond his care and only have to trust to the training
he had given me.

He knew, however, that I would still be under the watchful eye of
another Father, who guards and guides the sailor afloat amidst the
stormy waters of the deep as well as the landsman ashore, and whose love
and forethought are more to be trusted even than that of our earthly
parents, prize us as dearly as they will.

On the following morning, to make a long story short, I bade adieu to
Dad and mother, both of them accompanying me to the landing steps at the
foot of Hardway to see me off in the waterman's wherry that Dad hailed
for the conveyance of myself and sea-chest to the _Illustrious_.

She was lying in the stream near the mouth of the harbour, as I
mentioned I believe before when speaking of my first view of Portsmouth;
and as the tide was then at the ebb and running out fast, we were very
soon alongside the training-ship, whose huge, black hull glistened in
the bright sunshine.

There was a little chap standing by the marine sentry at the entry port
on the main deck, where I noticed as I went up the accommodation ladder
a little chap only about my own age, but looking as "cocksy" as you
please.

He was dressed in a similarly smart new uniform to my own, and his face,
somehow or other, seemed familiar to me.  I could see, too, that he
looked as if he recognised me in some sort of way, or was anxious to
make my acquaintance.

"Hullo!" he cried, as I gained the deck and returned, with much
conscious dignity, the marine's salute, "why, you're the fellow who
nearly got stranded in Euclid!"

This remark of his brought back to my mind in an instant the scene in
the examination room on board the gunnery ship, and I identified him in
an instant, giving him a "Roland" for his "Oliver."

"Oh, you're the little chap who was so awfully stumped in spelling at
dictation eh, old fellow?"  I retorted, making the marine sentry grin as
the ship's corporal on duty hailed my waterman to pull forward under the
main yard for my chest to be hoisted inboard.  "How did you manage to
scramble through, eh?"

"Only by the skin of my teeth," he answered, smiling all over his face
in such a good-humoured way that I could not help taking a liking to
him.  "Just the same as you did, I suppose, Mr Sharp!"

"That isn't my name," said I, laughing, "but we won't quarrel about
that.  Let us make friends instead."

"Agreed," said he, laughing too.  "I liked the cut of your jib when I
first saw you in that awful place the other day.  I was so sorry I
couldn't help you with your Euclid."

"Really?  Well, I was sorry I couldn't help you with your spelling, you
looked so woe-begone over the big words," I replied, giving him another
dig for his unkind reminiscence of my old nightmare.  "I think it was
`Mesopotamia' that finally finished you, wasn't it?"

"Pax!" cried he, beseechingly.  "You're a bit too sharp for me, I see,
to try chaffing with.  Let us be chums, as you suggest, old boy.  My
name is Tom Mills."

"All right, old chap," I rejoined, gripping the hand he stretched out to
me as cordially as he had offered this gage of friendship.  "I am Jack
Vernon.  That's my name!"

"Well, Jack," said he, addressing me as familiarly as if we had known
each other for years.  "You seem a jolly sort of fellow, and I think I
shall like you."

"Ditto, Master Tom," said I, much amused at his hearty frankness of
speech, for I had never come across such a free and easy fellow before.
"You're another--that's all I can say, old chap!"

This set us off both laughing again; and, in the midst of our glee, up
came a tall man in a long frock-coat with a black sword-belt, but no
epaulets or other distinguishing ornaments, whom I afterwards learnt was
the master-at-arms.  He asked me my name; and, informing me that I was
to report myself to the commanding officer, he led the way up the main
hatch to the quarter-deck above.

This interview having been satisfactorily got through, I was then
escorted to the quarters of the naval instructor, who received me most
graciously, telling me the hours of study and drill, and coaching me
generally in the routine of my duties.

He catechised me all the while, I noticed, in a sly way in respect of my
knowledge of mathematics, putting a series of innocent questions that I
saw were meant to test my acquirements.

He did this, however, in such an insidious manner as to disarm me at the
outset, preventing my feeling that I was being examined and "turned
inside out," so to speak.

He was a nice fat old fellow like Mr Tangent.

Indeed, the majority of naval chaplains I have come across in my time in
the service have as a rule been fat, the sea air apparently exercising
as beneficial an effect on the clerical constitution as a snug living
ashore.

This gentleman now, after telling me he thought I should do very well,
excused me from any lessons that day, it being the first I was on board.
He then dismissed me to join my messmates, whom, he said, I would
probably find below in the gunroom, as it was "close on the luncheon
hour!"

This reflection seemed to give him some inward satisfaction; for, he
patted his waistcoat with a sort of pleasurable anticipation as I left
him, asking the wardroom steward, who just then entered the cabin,
whether there wasn't a veal and ham pie, I recollect.

When I got down to the lower deck I had no need to inquire as to the
whereabouts of the gunroom.  Such a din and babel of voices proceeded
from the after part of the ship that I was certain, from what Dad had
let out to me of his former experiences at sea, the noise could only
have been made by a batch of middies and naval cadets in their moments
of relaxation from the stern discipline of the quarter-deck, when they
were allowed to give their superabundance of animal spirits full play.

I was positive I must be in the near vicinity of the gunroom, the "happy
hunting ground" of my messmates.  Luncheon was evidently either over or
not yet begun; for, a crowd of youngsters, amongst whom I at once
perceived my friend Tom Mills, were grouped together on the open deck in
front of the gunroom, where, as I afterwards heard, their hammocks were
slung at night.

The lot were amusing themselves at some game I was not as yet acquainted
with, but which evidently was one of the most boisterous character, a
"rough and tumble" fight being nothing to it.

"Hullo, Jack, here you are at last!" shouted out Tom Mills, on seeing
me.  "Come and join us, old fellow.  We're playing at `piling the
sacks.'"

"Piling the sacks?"  I repeated.  "What game is that?"

"Come along," cried he, "you'll soon learn it.  Here's a new hand,
Master Miller.  Sacks to the mill! sacks to the mill!"

Thereupon he and a couple of other fellows seized me by my arms and legs
and put me on top of a pile of other johnnies, who were scrambling and
struggling and yelling on the deck in a confused mass, like an animated
roly-poly pudding just turned out of the pot!

Another chap was then tossed on above me, and then another and another,
till I was well-nigh suffocated; and then, when the pile had reached the
top of the hatchway, the "Master Miller" toppled the lot of us over.

On this, we all scrambled to our feet again, laughing and shouting in
high glee; with collars torn and shirts crushed and the buttons wrenched
off our jackets by the dozen.  Only to begin the game again as before--
until, finally, the master-at-arms made his appearance below with the
compliments of the first lieutenant to the "young gentlemen," and a
polite request for them to "make less noise."

It was a jolly game, though, I can tell you!

The next day, we all commenced in earnest our studies in navigation and
seamanship, the naval instructor with his assistants working us up in
our mathematics and imparting to us the elements of plane and spherical
trigonometry; while the boatswain and his mates gave us practical
lessons in the setting up of rigging and making of knots, so that there
should be no chance of our mistaking a "sheepshank" for a "cat's paw,"
or a "Flemish eye" for a "grommet!"

Here I at once gained the good opinion of the boatswain by making a
"Matthew Walker" knot which, I may mention for the benefit of the
uninitiated, is used generally on ship board for the standing part of
the lanyards of lower rigging.

This I managed to achieve successfully at my first attempt, thanks to
Dad's previous instruction; and I not only "got to win'ard" of the old
seaman by the knowledge I thus displayed, but added to my laurels by
showing that I knew something also of the somewhat intricate arts of
"worming" and "parcelling" and "serving" ropes when occasion arose for
dealing with them in such fashion, repeating aloud, to the great
satisfaction of my teacher, the distich which guides the tyro and tells
him how to do his work properly:--

  "_Worm_ and _parcel_ with the lay,
  And _serve_ the rope the other way!"

With my mathematical studies, too, I made equal progress, in spite of my
original dislike to friend Euclid and his vexatious propositions.

I also learnt how to find my latitude, by "bringing down the sun" with
the sextant; and was taught the bearings and deviation of the compass,
as well as the mastery of the log-line and other similar little niceties
of navigation.

These preliminaries achieved, I was reported by the naval instructor to
the captain of the training-ship as "efficient" long before my
probationary period of three months had expired.

The captain of the training-ship, in due course, reported me to the
Admiralty; and one fine morning I received official notice from the
Secretary informing me that I was to go to sea, being appointed to the
_Candahar_, line-of-battle ship, just commissioned for service on the
China station; where, it was reported, matters were getting a little
ticklish at the time, our government being at loggerheads with that of
the emperor of the sun, moon and stars, and war imminent between the two
countries.

It was certainly a splendid opening for me!

"By jingo! you're a lucky johnny," said little Tom Mills when I told him
the news, my chum heaving a sigh of disappointment at this early
severance of our friendship.  He was, I could see, also a little jealous
of my going to sea before him.  "I'll write to my father and see if he
cannot get me appointed to the same ship!"

"I hope you will, Tom," cried I, as I wrung his hand at the gangway,
parting company at the same time with the rest of my old messmates, who
had not yet passed through the course of the training-ship, all of whom
gathered round to see the last of me.  "I promise you, old chap, I
sha'n't have any other chum if you don't come with me!"

With these words, I ran down the ladderway; and, the next moment, was
seated with three other cadets, who were leaving like myself to go
afloat, in the sternsheets of the second cutter.

This last had been detailed by the commander to take us off to the
_Candahar_; then lying alongside the old _Blake_ hulk and moored in the
stream, about midway between the Sheer Jetty and the King's Stairs,
where she was "fitting out for sea" as speedily as possible, the
authorities having urged the utmost haste in her preparation.

"Shove off!" sang out the coxswain; and, impelled by her twelve oars,
that were manned by as many pairs of stalwart arms, the boat sprang
through the water.

The last sound I heard, beyond the wash of the tide against the side of
the cutter and the subdued breathing of the men pulling, was little Tom
Mills' voice in the distance shouting until I got out of earshot,
"Good-bye, Jack, old fellow, good-bye!"



CHAPTER SIX.

ON BOARD THE OLD "CANDAHAR."

"In bows!" cried the coxswain of the cutter as we neared the starboard
side of the old hulk to which the _Candahar_ was lashed; and, the next
minute, when close up to the foot of the accommodation ladder, the same
functionary shouted the usual orders on approaching to board a ship.
"Way enough.  Oars!"

The oars were at once tossed, while the bowman gripped a projecting
ringbolt in the side of the hulk with his boathook to hold on by; and
the other cadets and myself, jumping out on to the ladderway, made our
way nimbly enough up to the deck of the mastless _Blake_, passing over
her by a gangway to the _Candahar_ that lay on her further side.

Here all was apparent confusion, stores of all sorts being hoisted in by
a derrick amidships from the dockyard lighters alongside and struck down
the main hatchway, while ropes and tackle of every description lumbered
the upper deck fore and aft.

Groups of men, clad in dirty overalls, were busy setting up the rigging
and getting the yards into position; and hoarse orders were shouted ever
and anon, followed by the shrill pipe of the boatswain's whistle and the
steady tramp of the hands as they walked round with the capstan and
swayed the heavy spars aloft, or hauled away at the gantlines and
steadying guys and purchase falls and other tackle.

The commander, the presiding spirit of the scene, if a smart officer,
has never a better opportunity for showing his smartness than when a
ship is fitting for sea; all the burthen of the work then falls upon his
shoulders, for he has to be here and there and everywhere, directing a
hundred different jobs at one and the same time.

As I went aft, and approached the hallowed ground of the quarter-deck, I
saw him standing under the break of the poop.

He was a fine, big, broad-shouldered west-countryman with the voice of a
stentor; and, although he was dressed in a somewhat shabby old uniform
coat and had his trousers tucked into his boots, he looked every inch a
gentleman, as he was, indeed, not only by birth, but by breeding.

"Come on board, sir," said I touching my cap, when a slight lull
occurred in the general din caused by the creaking blocks and groaning
tackle as the heavy spars were swayed aloft, and the continual tramp of
men along the deck "walking up the capstan" or hoisting at the whips
leading down into the hold.  "I've just come on board, sir."

"Oh, you've come on board, youngster, eh?" he repeated questioningly,
slewing round in his tracks and bringing his piercing black eyes to bear
on my small person; when he looked me through and through, "taking my
measure" at a glance.  "Ah, I see, you're one of our new cadets from the
_Illustrious_ come to report yourself, eh?"

"Yes, sir," I replied, smiling in response to the pleasant look on his
face.  "I've come to join the _Candahar_, sir."

"What's your name, young gentleman?"

I told him.

"Ah, you're the little shaver Mr Tangent spoke of to me the other night
when I dined with the Admiral!  He said he knew your father, and thought
you would turn out a smart officer; so, I hope you'll support the good
character he gave you.  Belay there, bosun's mate, you'll let that cask
down by the run if you don't look out!" he cried out suddenly to a stout
petty officer who was superintending a gang of men who were taking in
provisions from one of the lighters alongside, and lowering the same
into the after hold.  "Steady, you may carry on, now; that's better!"

"Now, my little friend," he continued, resuming his conversation with
me.  "We'll see how smart you can be.  Run forruds and tell the bosun I
want the sail burton brought aft, and an up and down tackle fitted to
the mainyard, if you are able to recollect all that?"

"Oh, yes, sir," I replied, touching my cap again, "I know what a sail
burton is, sir."

"And an up and down tackle, too?"

"Yes, sir; it is used for setting up the lower rigging."

"Bravo, youngster!  You'll be a man before your mother if you go on at
that rate!" said he, with a hearty laugh at my assurance, which seemed
to frighten the other cadets who came with me, for they looked as meek
as mice.

But, as I trotted away at a sign of dismissal from him to seek the
boatswain on the forecastle, where I knew his especial domain lay, I
heard Commander Nesbitt say in an undertone to one of the lieutenants
who just then stepped down from the poop to join him.  "That's a sharp
lad, Cheffinch, and one who'll make his mark, if I'm not mistaken.  He's
quite a contrast to the sucking Nelsons they generally send us from the
training-ship, who don't, as a rule, know a goose from a gridiron!"

What the lieutenant said in reply to this complimentary allusion to my
whilom comrades of the _Illustrious_, and the system of instruction
pursued on board that vessel, I cannot tell, for I was out of earshot,
hastening forward as speedily as I could, so as to deserve the good
opinion the commander seemed to have already formed of me.

This, I may here add, I succeeded in doing; for, I made my reappearance
on the quarter-deck in a brace of shakes, with the boatswain in person
and a party of topmen bringing aft the respective "purchases" the
commander had specified--blocks and strops and running gear of all
sorts, all ready for instant service.

"Mr Hawser," said Commander Nesbitt to the boatswain as we got near,
giving me a kindly nod to express his approval of my having carried out
his orders so promptly, "I must have that main-tops'l yard up before you
pipe to dinner."

"Very good, sir," replied the warrant officer, touching his cap again,
as he had done when approaching the sacred precincts of the
quarter-deck.  "The spar, sir, is fitted all right for going up; but,
sir, it's getting on now for Seven Bells."

"I don't care what the time is, bosun; it's got to be done, and that's
the long and the short of it," retorted the commander sharply, flashing
his eyes in a way that showed he was not to be put off when he had once
made up his mind.  "Maintop, there!"

"Ay, ay, sir," answered the captain of the top, looking over the rail
instantly and leaving off the work of fitting the upper standing
rigging, on which he and his men were engaged when this vigorous hail
reached the top, thundered out with all the power of the commander's
lungs.  "Want me down, sir?"

"Down?  No, my man; but lower a whip at once for the sail burton, and
you can lower the tops'l tye as well.  I'm going to send up the yard at
once!"

"Ay, ay, sir."

Promptitude begets like promptness.

Before you could say "Jack Robinson," the whip was down and the purchase
in the top; then, the standing part of the tackle was made fast to the
yard pendant and the spar swayed up, as the men walked away with the
fall, which was rove through a snatchblock hooked on to a ringbolt fixed
in the deck and led to the capstan.

Ere a quarter-of-an-hour had elapsed, the yard was slung and firmly
secured, with the halliards and braces rigged in proper fashion.

In the middle of the operation, however, the attention of the
hard-worked commander was called in another direction.

A fat, heavy, seafaring-looking man in a short pilot jacket came up to
him as he was uttering rapid commands to the sailors aloft in stentorian
accents from the poop-rail.

"Beg pardon, sir," said this gentleman, whom I presently learnt was Mr
Quadrant, the master, or navigating officer of the ship; one who used in
the old days to have charge of all the material on board a man-of-war,
just as the commander looks after the crew.  "None of those stores, sir,
have come off from the dockyard that were promised this morning, and all
my hands are idle below.  What am I to do, sir?"

"Send a boat at once to the storekeeper, to lodge a complaint."

"Yes, sir.  But, there's only the jollyboat left, sir, now, besides the
dinghy.  All the others are ashore."

"Well, send the jollyboat; and, I say, Mr Quadrant," added Commander
Nesbitt as the master was waddling off down the companionway, "tell the
midshipman who goes with the boat that if the things are not sent aboard
at once, he is to make application at the Admiral's office, complaining
of the delay.  P'raps, though, you'd better go yourself, eh?"

"I will if you like, sir," sighed the master, who had already had too
much exercise between decks and up and down the hatchways to feel
enamoured of a walk ashore over the rough cobblestones of the dockyard.
"But, I don't think they'll hurry any the more for me than they would
for a middy, sir.  He would be able, too, sir, to cheek the yard people
all the better, sir."

"Just as you please, Mr Quadrant," returned the commander in a decided
tone.  "I should prefer, however, your going yourself to sending any
other officer."  This was equivalent to an order; and the master with a
deep groan disappeared, only to make room for Mr Nipper, the purser.

This gentleman came across the gangway from the hulk--on board of which
we were all berthed while our own ship was fitting out.  He seemed in a
great heat, as if something had put him out very much indeed, looking
worried beyond endurance.

"Captain Nesbitt, sir," said he to the commander, touching his cap like
the others, "what am I to do, sir?"

"I'm sure I can't say, Mr Nipper," rejoined the commander in an
off-hand way, for he had just given the order to sway the yard aloft,
and was watching whether the spar cleared the top and keeping a wary eye
that it did not get foul of the mainstay, or something else aloft.
"What's the matter?"

"Those people at the victualling yard haven't sent our fresh beef yet
aboard, sir," answered the purser, a thin, fussy little man, in a
whining way, as if he were going to cry, "and there's nothing to serve
out for the men's dinners--at least, not enough for all."

"That's too bad!" cried the commander, indignantly; "why did you not
tell me of this before?"

"I was expecting the boat would come with the meat every minute, sir."

"Is there no beef at all on board?"

"Only the wardroom and gunroom supply."

"Then serve that out at once to the men--they sha'n't go without their
dinner if I can help it."

"But, sir, what will the officers do?"

"Ah, you must settle that as best as you can with the wardroom steward,
sir!  Let this, Mr Nipper, be a lesson to you in future not to put off
things until the last moment!  You may take the dinghy, if you like,
by-and-by and go to Clarence yard yourself, to see what can be done for
getting some more beef for the wardroom and gunroom mess; but, I cannot
spare another officer or man.  We're much too short-handed already!"

This was true enough, for we had only about a couple of hundred men of
our crew, including the seamen, gunners and petty officers, as yet
aboard.

In those days only the marines and boys were drafted to ships when first
commissioned, the compliment having to be made up as hands volunteered
to join in response to the bills inviting enrolment that were stuck up
in some selected public-house or tavern ashore, which, as the
master-at-arms told me, was called the "Randy-woo!"

The continuous service system now in vogue was not adopted until within
a comparatively recent period, say some thirty years ago at the outside;
prior to this all bluejackets on their discharge from a ship when she
was paid off, instead of being merely granted leave according to the
present custom, became absolutely free men and having the right to quit
the service, if they so wished, for good and all.

Although, should they change their minds after their money was all spent
and come forward to join another ship about to be commissioned, the
different periods they might have previously served afloat counted
towards the time required to qualify them for a pension.

When, therefore, the _Candahar_ was ordered to hoist the pennant and her
captain and other officers appointed, she only received a certain
percentage of trained gunnery hands from the _Excellent_, with a few
boys and marines.

She had to go into the open market, as it were, for the rest of her
crew, like any ordinary ship about to sail on a trading voyage.

Such being the case, following the usual practice at the time, the "Earl
Saint Vincent," a tavern on Common Hard, was chosen for our
rallying-place, or rendezvous.

A large broadsheet was exposed in the window of this tavern inviting
able-bodied seamen and artificers to join the battleship; one of our
lieutenants attending each day for a certain number of hours at the
little shipping office which was established in the bar parlour of the
tavern to inspect the discharge notices and certificates of any sailors
or landsmen who might wish to join.

The officer relegated to this duty took care to satisfy himself that any
candidates he selected should pass muster with the commander before
sending them on board.

He knew well enough that if the men had previously served in the navy
and their characters were marked "very good," or even "good," there was
little doubt of their acceptance.

Up to the date of my going on board the ship, though, our recruiting
agency had not been very successful.

Not half our required number of men, had, indeed, as yet volunteered for
the _Candahar_; for, most of the old hands worth their salt fought shy
of the station she was reported to be going to, on account less of its
unhealthiness, which to Jack is of small account, than to the absence of
any prize-money or extra pay, such as might be gained even on the deadly
West Coast, with its malarial fever and pestiferous mangrove swamps that
form the white man's grave.

But, all of a sudden, public opinion, so far as the sailor world was
concerned, veered round in our favour.

It had leaked out that there was a prospect of our having a scrimmage
with the mandarins.

In this case, of course, there would be dollars and other sorts of
"loot" knocking about.

So, that very day, volunteers began to come off to the ship; not by
threes and fours as they had done before, but by twenties and more at a
stretch.

Of these the launch brought off a large cargo alongside immediately
after the commander's interview with the purser; and I thus had the
opportunity of seeing how the men were scrutinised and sorted for the
"watch bill," which the chief of our executive made out himself--as
indeed he seemed to do everything, looking after everybody else all the
while.

The coxswain of the launch, with a touch of his forelock, handed over
the discharge notes and certificates of such of the motley group that
came up the side that had these documents, which the second lieutenant,
a knowing fellow, who was in charge of our shipping office that morning,
had pocketed when he engaged the men; doing this as a sort of
preventative to their backing out of the bargain afterwards.

These greasy papers, which he did not open, were then passed on to the
midshipman on duty on the quarter-deck, with orders to take them to the
purser's office; and the commander then proceeded to muster the lot
abaft the mainmast bitts.

"What were you aboard your last ship?" asked he of a smart-looking
seaman on the right of the line as they stood across the deck facing
him, who appeared neater and nattier than the rest.  "What rating did
you take up?"

"Cap'en of the foretop, sir."

"All right, you're the very man I want!" said the commander.  "You may
go and do the duty, and if you are diligent and active you shall have
the rate."

The next chap stated he had been an able seamen in his previous ship, so
he was sent on to the forecastle to add to the long roll already there.

So was another and another, till Commander Nesbitt lighted on a man who
said he had been a shipwright in the dockyard, whom he marked down to
join the carpenter's crew.

Several ordinary seamen followed, until the fag end of the lot was
reached, consisting of a number of greenhorns who had never been to sea
previously; and these, on declaring their willingness to serve Her
Gracious Majesty, were sent down into the steerage to join the
after-guard.

"What are you?" inquired the commander of a sooty sort of gentleman,
who, with another more morose personage, stood at the extreme rear of
this group.  "I mean, what did you do ashore for a livelihood, my man?"

"Wot hev h'I been a-doin' of fur a lively-hood, sir?" repeated the sooty
gentleman, who evidently was a wag, speaking, albeit with a comical
expression on his countenance, with a native dignity that would have won
the praise of Lord Chesterfield.  "W'y, sir, h'I'm a `h'upright,' sir,
that's wot h'I h'am!"

"An `upright'!" exclaimed Commander Nesbitt, with a smile.  "I've heard
of wheelwrights, and millwrights and shipwrights, of course, but never
of such a calling as an `upright'--what's that, eh?"

"I thought as 'ow I'd puzzle you, sir," replied the man with a grin.
"I'm a chimbly-sweeper by trade."

"Oh, a chimney-sweeper?  Then you ought to be good at climbing, and I
cannot do better than send you aloft.  You can go forrud now."

Saying this, the commander turned to the last man the morose one,
questioning him in like fashion.

"And what have you been?"

"I'm a `downright,' sir," said he, as grave as a judge.  "Wot they calls
a `downright,' sir."

"Now, don't you try on any of your jokes with me, my man, or you'll find
yourself in the wrong box, which is the strong box on board ship, and
vulgarly called chokey!"

"I ain't a-joking," replied the other, speaking as gravely as before and
without even the shadow of a smile on his face.  "I'm a `downright,'
that's what I am."

"Pray, what profession is that," asked the commander, sarcastically.  "I
would not like to hurt your feelings by calling your avocation a trade!"

"You're right, sir," returned the other, as calmly as possible, without
turning a hair; "I'm a gravedigger."

This fairly made the commander collapse.

"You may muster with the after-guard," was the only reply he made, but
we all could see that he had hard work to keep his gravity, as he turned
towards the boatswain's mate and ordered him to pipe the men to dinner
in a sharp tone; and he said to Mr Cheffinch, the gunnery lieutenant,
when he crossed over the deck to go on board the old _Blake_ to lunch,
"He had me nicely there, like that other joker the chimney-sweeper.  It
must have been a planned thing between the two rascals!"



CHAPTER SEVEN.

WE GO OUT TO SPITHEAD.

Passing across the gangway with Commander Nesbitt to the hulk, which
served as a sort of floating hotel for all of us while the _Candahar_
was preparing for sea, officers and men alike sleeping and messing in
her and only going on board our own ship during working hours between
meals, as long as daylight lasted, I found Dr Nettleby, the chief of
our medical staff, with one of his assistants, busily engaged in the
sick bay on the main deck.

They were examining all the new hands who had just joined, to see
whether any of them were suffering from organic disease, or some other
physical infirmity that might incapacitate them for service afloat, none
but the able-bodied being accepted.

The curtained door of the sick bay being open and the cabin itself close
to the main hatchway, which I had necessarily to pass in going below to
the gunroom, I could not help overhearing something of what was
proceeding in the medical sanctum, the more especially from the fact of
Dr Nettleby, the presiding genius, having a short temper and a snappy
manner of expressing himself peculiarly his own.

He was a good-hearted man at the bottom, however, and as tender as a
woman in cases of real suffering; though woe to the malingerer or
shammer of illness who incautiously ventured within reach of his caustic
tongue!

A couple of the cadets who had come on board with me that morning were
standing by the doorway of the sick bay, in company with one of the
older midshipmen and some others; and, seeing these all grinning, as if
enjoying themselves mightily at what was going on within, I joined the
group--the lot of us sheltering ourselves from observation behind a tall
canvas screen that was rigged across the deck amidships, shutting out
the draught from the port-holes fore and aft, besides serving also as an
ante-room to the doctor's cabin and surgery.  From this inner apartment
would emerge ever and anon some culprit marine or shamefaced seaman,
trying to walk steady, who, having perhaps been a trifle too jolly
overnight and pleading indisposition as an excuse for his inability to
attend to his duties, had been brought before the doctor for treatment--
only, alas! to receive a dose of pungent satire, in lieu of the soothing
medicine they craved to banish the effects of their drunken spree.
Meanwhile, the new hands who were awaiting their medical examination
were drawn up on the other side of the gangway, "marking time" until
these regular, or rather irregular, patients were disposed of in turn,
no doubt enjoying the fun like ourselves.

"Listen," whispered Larkyns, the senior midshipman, nudging the fellow
next him and winking to me as I came up.  "That's Macan, our corporal of
marines, who's getting it now.  By Jove, the doctor is giving it him
hot!"

He certainly was, judging from what reached my ears, at least.

"Stuff and nonsense, corporal!"  I heard Dr Nettleby rasp out
snappishly, his voice sounding from within the cabin just like a terrier
dog barking, for I could hear him plainly enough.  "You can't gammon me,
my man, though you might take in the first lieutenant!  It's `rumatism,'
not rheumatism you're suffering from, you scoundrel!  You've been
drinking, that's what's the matter with you; and if I report you to the
cap'en, as I ought, you'll not only lose your stripes before sunset, but
get four dozen as well, and serve you right, too!"

"Faith, yer honour, I haven't tasted a dhrop of anythin' barrin' tay
since yesterday noon at Eight Bells.  May I die this minnit if I have,
sor," boldly asserted the accused in a rich Irish brogue that was as
distinct as the doctor's voice.  "It's the rheumaticks, sure!  I've got
'em in the legs bad this toime and can't hould mesilf up at all, nor
walk more than a choild!"

"Macgilpin, just diagnose this case for me," cried the doctor to his
assistant.  "What does he smell of?"

"Whuskey," replied the assistant-surgeon, a rawboned expert from
Edinburgh, who had only recently donned Her Majesty's uniform and
brought his north-country accent with him when he came southwards.
"There's nae doot aboot that.  He smells o' whuskey, and bad whuskey,
tae!"

"Begorrah, yer nose is wrong, sor, and the doctor's roight, as he always
is, sor, beggin' yer pardon," said the culprit, confessing his offence
in his anxiety to stand up for the medical insight of the chief, with
whom he had served before and whose professional pride he knew how to
work upon.  "It was rhum, sure enough."

"You rascal!" shouted out Dr Nettleby.  "Why, not a moment ago you
swore you hadn't tasted a drop of anything but tea alone since
yesterday."

"Faith, yer honner, I didn't know it wor rhum till too late, sor.  I
sware, sor, I droonk it out av a taypot."

"Out of a teapot, man?"

"Yis, sor, I'll till yer honner how it wor, sure," explained the wily
fellow, who could tell from the doctor's change of tone that his offence
was condoned and that he need fear no worse consequences now than one of
his usual lectures, which only went in at one ear and out at the other,
as Dr Nettleby himself said.  "I wint over to the rendywoo last noight
be the cap'en's orders, sor, fur to say if there wor any more hands
awaitin' to jine.  Faith an' there I mates me wife's first cousin,
Bridget O'Halloran, as is merried now be the same token to Sargint
Lintstock."

"Sergeant Lintstock?"

"Ay, sor, that same, which makes him, sure, me second cousin once
removed, though, faith, he's me soupayrior orfiser!  But, as I were
a-tellin' ye, sor, in comes Bridget whilst I were talkin' to the
jintleman behoind the bar at the rendywoo.  I were jist axin' what the
cap'en tells me to axe him; an' `Mike,' says she, cordial like, `have a
partin' glass wid me fur the sake of the ould country as ye're abut to
lave.'

"`Faith an' that's more nor I dare, Bridget,' says I.  `I promist the
docthor, sure, I wouldn't touch another dhrop o' sperrits for the nixt
four-an'-twenty hours, as I'm a livin' sinner!'

"`But I don't want ye to dhrink sperrits,' says she.  `Me an' me frind
Mistress Wilkins here is jist havin' a cup of tay, sure; an' axes ye to
jine us, that's all!'

"`Faith I'm not the bhoy fur to disobleege the ladies,' says I, `ye can
give us a cup, if that's all ye wants me fur to do.'  Wid that, Bridget
ups with the taypot, a little brown one it wor, sure, by the same token,
an' pours me out a cupful in a mug that lay handy sure on the counther,
which I drinks to the hilth of her an' Missis Wilkins as wor standin'
by.  It wor right-down beautiful tay; so I has another one to the hilth
of Bridget's husband the sarjint, an' thin another, that wor a little
one faith! to the hilth of the babby; an', begorrah, sor, I rimimbers no
more till this mornin' whin I fales so bad wid the rheumatics as I
couldn't lift me hid out of me hammock.  The sarjint says I wor droonk,
but I worn't, sor; though somehows or t'other I thinks it must have been
rhum I wor drinkin' at the rendywoo an' not tay as Bridget telled me at
the toime, sayin' it wor good fur the stummick an' wud kape the cowld
out!"

"I don't believe a word of your story," I heard the doctor answer to
this long and circumstantial yarn.  "Why, Macan, you're drunk now!"

"Me droonk now, sor?" repeated the other in a tone of mingled sorrow and
solemnity.  "Faith I'm as sobher as a jidge this very minnit, as I'm a
livin' sinner!"

"Don't tell me any more of your lies!" cried out the doctor irascibly at
this juncture, interrupting what further asservation the corporal might
have made in support of his unblushing assertion.  "You can go forrud
now and thank your stars I don't report you, as I had more than half a
mind to at first.  If I did, you'd be put into the black list and lose
your stripes to a dead certainty."

"May the saints presarve yer honner," exclaimed Macan with effusion as
he was thus dismissed, but he was still not satisfied apparently at his
word being doubted; for, as he passed us, working his way forward by a
series of short tacks, he kept on muttering half aloud, much to our
amusement, "It's all through that blissid Scotch sawbones wid his long
`dog nose' as he calls it, sayin' it wor whisky.  I'm as shober as a
jidge, faith--as shober as a jidge!"

No more unfortunate circumstance, however, could have occurred for the
corporal of marines, in spite of the doctor having let him off so
easily, for, through our overhearing this dialogue between the two, the
yarn he had told of meeting his "cousin Bridget" soon got round the
ship, and the men could always put him in a rage whenever they liked by
an allusion to the "taypot" and his cousin's friend "Missis Wilkins."

We stopped a little longer listening outside the sick bay, but soon gave
up the pastime, nothing occurring to interest us during the medical
examination of the new hands, a fresh batch of whom came aft, by the
way, at Four Bells; for all of them were quickly passed by the doctor
and were detailed for duty aloft and below, where many jobs were at a
standstill for want of men.

This enabled the commander to press on with the work of rigging the
ship, the crossjack, or "crochet" yard being sent up by the aid of the
mizzen burton hooked on in front of the top; after which the jack was
slung and the trusses fixed on, the spar brought home to the mast, the
lifts and braces having been fitted before swaying, as is the case with
all the lower yards in men-of-war.

The mizzen-trysail mast, on which the spanker is set, was also got up by
means of the same tackle; and, what with hoisting in some of the main
deck guns and sails and other gear, the afternoon quickly passed.

I was not sorry when dinner-time came, Five Bells in the first dog
watch, for I was pretty well tired to death with this, my first day's
experience on board the _Candahar_, in running up and down the decks
fore and aft as Commander Nesbitt's special messenger.  It was, however,
a very good introduction to the life I should have to lead for the next
few years of my career; for, as a junior officer, I would be at the beck
and call of everyone on the quarter-deck and "hardly able to call my
soul my own,"--as Dad had more than once warned me beforehand.

Still, I must say, notwithstanding certain drawbacks, which subsequent
experience brought to light in due course, I liked it all, taking the
rough side of sea life with the smooth, and would not change my lot if I
had the opportunity of making my choice over again, even knowing what I
do now of the service!

My captain I had not as yet seen much of; for, although he came off
every day to sign papers and receive reports, as well as see how things
were going on generally, he lived on shore and did not interfere at all
with Commander Nesbitt, who carried on the work as he pleased.

The latter being a good officer, who thoroughly knew his duty and a
sailor every inch of him, as I have already described, Captain Farmer,
as he probably well understood, could not have done better than thus
leave matters to his second in command while the ship was in harbour.

The Honourable Digby Lanyard, our first lieutenant, was a tall
supercilious young man of five-and-twenty or so who wore an eyeglass.

This was more for effect than from any defect of vision, for he was as
sharp as a needle; and could see a bit of spunyarn adrift or a rope out
of place aloft even quicker than the commander, keen-sighted as he was.

Amongst the men on the lower deck, who have, as a rule, some pet
nickname for most of their officers, especially those whom they may
chance to like or dislike more than the rest, he always went by the
sobriquet of "glass-eye"; and it was wonderful how this dandy chap who
was so particular in his dress and would mince his words in conversation
with his brother officers in the wardroom, speaking with a lisp of
affectation and a languid air as if it were too much trouble to
articulate distinctly, would, when the occasion arose, roar out his
orders in a voice that could be heard from one end of the ship to the
other and make the men skip about, like the young lambs mentioned by the
Psalmist!

As for us youngsters, we dreaded his icy contemptuous stare and his
"haw-haw" manner more than anything.

He seemed to have the power of freezing us with a look should he ever
condescend to notice us at all; but this, fortunately, was very seldom,
the lieutenant being wont to ignore our existence except when he had
reason to call us to account for some neglect of duty, at which times we
disliked more his disdainful glance, accompanied, as it invariably was,
by some cold sarcastic allusion to our shortcomings, than the bullying
and bad language of some of the other officers who were not so refined.

Such at all events was the opinion Dick Andrews and Teddy Allison and
the other cadets had of him, as well as myself; though Fred Larkyns, the
big senior midshipman, who patronised us and whom we all liked, he was
such a jolly fellow and up to all sorts of fun, said we would find
"glass-eye" not half a bad chap "when we came to know him better."

Subsequent events will tell how far Mr Larkyns proved to be right in
this conclusion of his; albeit, we demurred to it at the time that he
propounded it in his dogmatic way, rapping poor little Teddy Allison on
the head with a parallel ruler, which he held in his hand at the moment,
for daring to dispute his oracular assertion on the point and making us
all laugh by a capital imitation of the haughty airs of our pet aversion
and his cynical mode of speech, while in the same breath he took his
part, generous lad that he was!

We were all too busy, however, to notice the various peculiarities and
characteristics of our messmates beyond such as we were brought more
immediately in contact with.

Indeed, we had not time even to settle down on board and know each other
properly; for each day added to our company, increasing the number of
strange faces around us, so that I began to wonder when we would at
length get our requisite complement and finish our apparently endless
task of fitting out.

"It is a long lane that has no turning," though, as the old adage goes;
and so, after three weeks more of enrolling volunteers at Corporal
Macan's favourite "rendywoo," and the hoisting in of many guns and boats
and stores and provisions of all sorts, until the _Candahar_, I thought,
would never contain them all, we finally bent our sails, crossed royal
yards and were declared "ready for sea."

Captain Farmer came on board with "all his bag and baggage" on our
ship's company "turning over" from the old hulk _Blake_, to which we all
bade a long and welcome adieu, all hands being then mustered by
divisions to beat of drum along the upper and lower decks.

We were eight hundred strong, all told; officers and men; bluejackets of
all ratings, and marines; boys and "idlers," as some of the
hardest-worked fellows aboard are somewhat inappropriately designated in
the watch bill, according to nautical etiquette; as motley a collection
at the first start, and yet as fine a set of fellows as you could pick
out in a year's cruise!

These preliminaries being all arranged, we cast off from the hulk late
one November afternoon; and, the dockyard tug _Puffing Billy_ taking us
in tow, proceeded to Spithead, where we anchored in eleven fathoms,
letting out some six shackles of cable, so that we could swing
comfortably with the tide as it flowed in and out of the roadstead.



CHAPTER EIGHT.

A LITTLE SURPRISE.

"I suppose," said I, after we had cast anchor, to Larkyns, who had
kindly noticed me the first day I came aboard and had been very friendly
with me since, patronising me in the way the elder boys of the sixth
form sometimes do the younger fellows at school, "we'll sail to-morrow,
eh?"

"Sail to-morrow?  Your grandmother!" he answered with his usual grin.  I
believe that chap would have grinned if you had told him his father was
dead, for he looked on everything from a humorous point of view and
could not help laughing even when the captain spoke to him, which often
got him in for an extra mast-heading.  "Why, we haven't got in our lower
deck guns yet, booby, let alone our powder and ammunition; besides all
sorts of stores we could not ship in harbour!"

"Oh!"  I exclaimed, somewhat crestfallen at his "snub", "I didn't think
of that."

"I suppose not," replied he, mimicking me, "but you have a good deal to
learn yet, let me tell you.  Hullo, though, Master Squaretoes, what do
you mean by coming on the quarter-deck with nails in your boots?  You'll
have the first lieutenant after you, my joker, if he notices it, and
there'll be the dickens to pay, I can tell you!"

"What do you mean?"  I retorted indignantly.  "I have not got any nails
in my boots at all."

"Haven't you, young shaver?" said he, grinning again and looking down
with mock pity at the pumps I wore, which were guiltless of even the
smallest tack, being all sewn, as I held up the soles for his
inspection.  "Then, all I can say is I'm sorry for you!  I really didn't
think you were deformed--and such a young and promising chap, too!"

I got alarmed at this.

"Deformed!"  I repeated.  "What do you mean?"

"Why, if you haven't any nails in your boots, or shoes--it doesn't
matter which, but we'll say boots for argument's sake," said my
tormentor quizzingly--"it follows, naturally and logically, that you
have none on your toes!  In which case, my poor young friend, you must
be suffering from a malformation of the feet; or, in other words, you
are deformed, according to Euclid, _quid demonstrandum est_, twiggy
vous?"

"Oh, yes, I see," said I, feeling rather nettled, I confess, at his thus
taking a rise out of me.  "You think that funny, I suppose; but, I call
it both silly and vulgar!"

"`Silly!' `vulgar!'  You very small fragment of impudence," rejoined
Larkyns, highly delighted at being thus successful in "pulling my leg"
and making me angry, "I'll have you keel-hauled for speaking so
disrespectfully to your superior officer, sir.  Beg my pardon instantly,
or--"

What he would have done, however, in case of my non-compliance with his
imperative request remains a mystery to the present day; for, as at that
moment, the commander, who had been surveying the maintop from the
poop-rail above us, hearing my funny gentleman's voice, which he had
raised in speaking to me, called out to him--

"Below there," he cried--"Mr Larkyns!"

"Yes, sir," answered my "superior officer" humbly enough, touching his
cap and looking up at Commander Nesbitt.  "Want me, sir?"

"Yes," said the other, "There's something wrong with the bunt of that
tops'l, I think.  It does not appear to me quite ship-shape somehow or
other, Mr Larkyns.  Go up to the maintop and see what's the matter with
it at once."

"Ay, ay, sir," replied my tormentor, springing nimbly into the rigging
and shinning up the ratlines almost as soon as the words were out of the
commander's mouth, "I'll see, sir."

I looked up at the moment, and, catching Commander Nesbitt's eye I'm
sure he gave a sort of sly wink, the which impressed on my mind the
conviction that he must have overheard our conversation and, wishing to
give Master Larkyns some employment for his spare time, had sent him
aloft on a wild-goose chase.

The topsail was stowed snugly enough, so, my friend the middy's missive
was set-off to his chaff at my expense.

This conviction was confirmed when the commander immediately afterwards
ordered me to go forwards and tell the boatswain to get the fish tackle
clear for hoisting in the lower deck guns as soon as they came alongside
next morning in the dockyard lighters.

The old _Candahar_, you must know, although she was described in the
"Navy List" of that day as a "two-decker," had really four decks--the
upper deck, main deck, lower deck and orlop deck.

The distinction of the designation lay in the fact that she carried guns
on two decks besides her upper one, the armament of which, as well as
that of her main deck had been got on board easily enough when she was
in harbour; but, as she was then lashed alongside the hulk and the lower
tier of guns had to be taken in through the ports, this operation could
not be very well managed until her broadside was clear of the hull of
the other ship, so that the cannon could be lifted out of the lighters
and swung inboard, without any intervening obstacle blocking the way and
possibly fouling the hoisting tackle and steadying gear, which was not
the case until we reached Spithead.

Even then, it was no trifling task swaying the heavy guns out of the
holds of the two lighters that brought them out to us early in the
morning from the gun-wharf, one of these craft coming under our mainyard
on either side; for, the guns were long thirty-two pounders, weighing
fifty-six hundredweight, or nearly three tons apiece, and, even after
they were hoisted up in mid air from the lighters they had then to be
hauled through one of the midship ports, mounted on their carriages and
run along the lower deck to their proper position, when the breechings
and side tackle had to be fitted before the job was completed.

It was accomplished in good time, however, much to our commander's
satisfaction; and, by the aid of the fish davit with its tackle and
another purchase, it did not take more than a couple of hours to ship
the whole thirty of these guns that comprised our lower deck armament.

What formidable weapons I thought them!  But, they were only babies to
the big rifled breechloaders now in vogue; albeit they did tidy enough
work in the destructive line in their day, as the annals of our navy can
tell, and other nations have experienced to their cost both on land and
sea!

"Pretty little barkers, ain't they?" observed Mr Triggs, the gunner,
noticing me looking at these "long thirty-twos," as they were styled,
and wondering at the light and airy fashion in which the men handled
them, tossing them about like shuttlecocks, so it seemed to me.  "They
can do more than bark; though, they can bite too, I tell ye!"

"Oh, yes, I quite believe that, Mr Triggs," said I, taking advantage of
the opportunity of giving a "snop" to Larkyns, who was also standing by
and, of course, grinning as usual.  "Not all smoke and noise, like some
fellows' talk."

"No, that they ain't, except, in course, when saluting," replied the
gunner, who was a plain matter-of-fact man and did not see the drift of
my observation.  "But, with a ten-pound charge, now, they'd make a
pretty fair hole in a six-inch plank, I tell ye."

"How many of them, Mr Triggs," I asked, "have we got on board?"

"Of these long 'uns?" he said, patting one affectionately on the breech
as he spoke.  "Well, we've jist fifteen here a-port and fifteen
a-starboard, which makes thirty in all on this deck.  A power o' metal,
I tell ye!"

"Oh, I know that," said I.  "But I mean how many of the same sort."

"There ain't any more of the same sort, I tell ye, but what you sees,"
rejoined the gunner a bit crossly.  "The guns as is on the main deck and
upper deck are all short thirty-two's; and, they're thirty too, o' them
on the main, and twenty-two on the upper deck.  They all of 'em carries
the same weight of shot, though not such heavy guns as these, being only
forty-five hundredweight each."

"There, young Vernon, you can put that in your pipe and smoke it!"
chimed in Larkyns, at this juncture, making a face behind the gunner's
back, which, had he seen it, might have altered the opinion that worthy
presently expressed of the speaker.  "That's `the long and the short of
it,' as Mr Triggs has so eloquently explained!"

"Thank you, Mr Larkyns, for the compliment," said the gunner, taking
the remark as a tribute to his conversational ability.  "I allers tries
to explain myself as well as I can.  Is there anything more you'd like
to know, Master Vernon?  I'm allers pleased to instruct any of you young
gentlemen when you asks civilly!"

"You spoke just now of a ten-pound charge," I answered.  "I suppose you
mean of powder without the shot?"

"That's not _charged_," put in Larkyns, grinning.  "The shot is given in
`free, gratis, for nothing,' as Paddy said."

"Yes, Master Vernon," replied the gunner, taking no notice this time of
Larkyns or his interpolation.  "These here guns take a full charge of
ten pounds of powder for long range, and redooced charges of six and
eight pounds; whilst the charges of them on the main and upper deck are
either six or eight pounds, as the case might be, according to the
service required."

"It must take an awful lot of powder for all the eighty-four guns,
besides the shot and shell!"

"You can bet on that," replied Mr Triggs, moving towards the side and
looking through the port in the direction of the harbour.  "We carries
about a hundred rounds of each charge for every gun; or, something like
ninety tons for our whole armament.  That's what it takes."

"Ninety tons of gunpowder!"  I exclaimed in astonishment.  "Do you mean
that we've got to take such a quantity as that on board?"

"Of course I do; I always says what I means and means what I says,"
rejoined Mr Triggs, somewhat snappishly again, as if tired of the long
string of puzzling questions with which I was now bothering him, like I
used to do my dear old Dad.  "By Jingo!  I'm blessed if there it ain't
a-coming off now, I tell ye!"

"Coming off," I repeated.  "Where?"

"There, booby," said Larkyns, slewing me round and shoving my head right
out of the port.

"Can't you see the powder hoy, there to your right, passing Blockhouse
Fort, at the mouth of the harbour?"

"That one flying the red flag, eh?"

"Yes, my dear Squaretoes; but we don't call a burgee a flag aboard
ships."

"I wish you would not call me Squaretoes, Larkyns," said I, peevishly,
for he hurt me, squeezing my neck in his tight grip, holding me out of
the port as if I were a kitten, so that I could not turn my head round.
"I hate nicknames.  Do leave me alone, please!"

"Ah, would you, now!" he exclaimed in reply, as I tried to wrench myself
free.  "Don't cry, my little pet, you haven't got your mammy here to
mollycoddle you!"

"Let me go, Larkyns, you're choking me," I gasped out, wriggling
violently and kicking out behind.  "I'll hurt you if you don't loose me;
I will, indeed!"

He wouldn't release me yet, however, seeing I was out of temper; and,
some of the other middies not on duty gathering round, it being their
watch below, egged Larkyns on, suggesting that as I seemed to think
myself such a "big gun," I ought to be sponged and loaded and run out.

This humorous advice was immediately acted upon, a couple of the gang
laying hold of my legs in spite of my kicks, while another assisted
Larkyns, my tormenter; and the mischievous lot swung me backwards and
forwards in and out of the port, until nearly all my clothes were pulled
off my back and I hadn't a sound button left to my jacket.

I felt hot all over; and was in a fine rage, "I tell you," as the gunner
used to say.

Mr Triggs, meanwhile, had gone up the hatchway to see about getting on
board his ammunition, the vermilion-painted powder hoys I had observed
in the distance at the mouth of the harbour being now nearly alongside
the ship; and, all of a sudden, as my reckless shipmates were pulling me
almost to pieces between them in their mad prank, there came a cry from
the deck above, "Stand clear, below there!"

At the same instant, a coil of rope whizzed by the port-hole out of
which my body projected, the bight of it narrowly escaping my head in
its downward descent, wetting my face with the spray it threw up as it
splashed into the water right under me.

I could not restrain a shriek of alarm; and, wriggling more violently
than before in the hands of those holding me as I tried to release
myself, I managed somehow or other to jerk away from their grasp,
sending them all sprawling backward on the deck inboard, while I shot
out of the port like a catapult, tumbling headlong into the sea as if
taking a header after the rope!



CHAPTER NINE.

MY DIP GAINS ME A DINNER.

Fortunately, though, as I fell, my outstretched hands, clutching wildly
in the air, came in contact with the identical rope whose sudden descent
from the gangway above had been the unwitting cause of the disaster, the
tail end of the "whip" Mr Triggs had ordered to be rigged up from the
lee yardarm, in readiness to hoist in the powder when the hoy bringing
the same was made fast alongside.

This naturally yielded to my weight as I clung to it, on account of the
other end, which passed through a block fastened to the yard, not being
secured.

However, it let me down easy into the water, my unexpected immersion
making no noise to speak of and hardly causing a ripple on the surface
of the tide as it gurgled past the ship's counter and eddied away in
ripples under her stem.

Not a soul on board, indeed, knew of my mishap save those merry
messmates of mine, all of whom doubtless, I thought, as soon as I
regained my composure after the fright and knew that I was comparatively
safe, would be in a great funk, fearing the worst had happened.

Glancing upward, my head being just clear of the water, which I trod to
keep myself in an erect position, holding on, though, all the while,
"like grim death," to the rope, of which I had taken a turn round my
wrist, I saw Larkyns, the ringleader of the frolic, leaning out over the
port sill as pale as a ghost.

He was looking downwards, in every direction but the right one, seeking
vainly to discover me; and he evidently dreaded that I was drowned, his
face being the picture of misery and despair.

"Hist, old chap, don't call out," I whispered in a low voice, as he was
about to give up the search and rouse the ship.  "I'm all right, my
boy."

"My goodness Vernon, is that you?  I thought you were lost, old chap,"
he hailed back in the same key, the expression of his face changing
instantly to one of heartfelt relief.  "Thank God you're not drowned!
But, where are you, old fellow; I can't see you?"

"Right under your very nose, you blind old mole!  I am bent on to a
bight of the whip falls," I answered, with a chuckle.  "Keep the other
end of the rope taut, old chap, and I'll be able to climb up back into
the port without anybody being the wiser but ourselves, my hearty, and
so we'll all escape going into the report."

He grasped the situation in an instant; and, likewise, saw the
advisability of keeping the matter quiet now that I was not in any
imminent peril.

Master Larkyns knew as well as myself that if the tragic result of their
skylarking should get wind and reach the ears of Captain Farmer, he and
his brother mids would have a rough time of it, and probably all be had
up on the quarter-deck.

"All serene, Vernon, I under-constubble," he softly whispered back to
me, in our gunroom slang.  "Do you think you can manage to climb up by
yourself, or shall I come down and help you?"

"Fiddlesticks, you duffer!  I can get up right enough on _my own_
cheek," I said with a titter, though my mouth was full of the brackish
water into which I had plunged at first head and ears over, while my
teeth were chattering with cold, the frosty November air being chilly.
"I shall fancy I'm climbing the greasy pole at a regatta and that you're
the pig on the top, old fellow.  How's that, umpire, for your
`Squaretoes,' eh?"

"Ah, pax!  You're a trump, Jack Vernon, and I promise never to call you
by that name any more as it annoys you," he replied, chuckling at my
joke, though it was at his own expense.  He then leant out of the port
further so as to get a tight grip of the whip fall, the other fellows
holding on to him in turn to prevent his toppling over and joining me
below, singing out as soon as their preparations were completed, calling
out to me, "Are you ready?"

"Ready?"  I repeated, quoting my favourite Napierian motto again.  "Ay
ready!"

"Then, up you come, my joker!  Put your feet in the bight and hold on to
the slack of the rope above your head and we'll hoist you up in regular
man-of-war fashion.  Now, my lads, pull baker, pull devil!"

He spoke under his breath; and yet, I heard every word he said, not only
to me, but to the others inboard, grouped behind him within the port.

Quick as lightning I followed out his directions, clinging to the lower
end of the rope like an eel; and, as soon as I gave the word, Larkyns
and the rest of the mids clapping on to the running part of the whip
falls, which ran through the block above, hoisted me up in a twinkling,
as if I were a sack of flour, to the level of the port sill.

Once there, I was clutched by a dozen eager hands, and my whilom
tormenters dragged me in, all dripping, and landed me on the deck beside
them--"very like a fish," according to the old adage; and bearing just
then the most unmistakable evidence of having come "out of water!"

After thus "landing me," the ends of the whip tackle were dropped again
over the side in the same stealthy manner in which my rescue was
effected, and as promptly.

My frolicsome friends were not an instant too soon; for, even while they
were congratulating me all round, and declaring I was the best of good
fellows for behaving so bravely and not "kicking up a row," though I had
gone overboard so suddenly, the big, broad-beamed powder hoy slewed up
alongside and Mr Triggs bustled down the hatchway.

Immediately after him came Mr Cheffinch, our gunnery lieutenant,
accompanied by a strong working party to ensure the rapid transhipment
of the combustible material and its storage in the magazines; and we
could hear the boatswain piping all hands on the upper deck to man the
whip falls of the hoists and lowering tackle.

I at once rushed away to my chest in the steerage, to change my wet
clothes, hoping to return as quickly as I could to see what was going
on, without my plight being seen or anyone knowing what had happened to
get me into such a drenched condition; but, unfortunately, Corporal
Macan caught sight of me as I was struggling to open my chest, for my
fingers were so numbed with the cold that the keys I held in my hand
jingled like castanets.

"Begorrah an' it's a purty state ye're in, sor," he said, eyeing me with
much commiseration.  "Sure an' ye've got the aguey."

"Nonsense, Macan," I answered shortly, wishing to shut him up at once,
for he was Dr Nettleby's factotum and if he got hold of the story it
would soon be all over the ship.  "I've only been splashed with some
water and want to shift my rig, that's all."

"Sphlashed is it, sor?" he repeated with a broad grin that completely
shut out the rest of his face.  "Faith, if ye was to axe me I'd tell ye,
begorrah, ye looks loike a drowned rat, sor!"

"None of your impudence, corporal," I said with dignity, not liking his
easy familiarity; though, poor fellow, he did not mean any harm by it,
as it was only his Irish way of speaking; "I'll report you to the
sergeant."

"An' is it rayporting _me_, sor, you'd be afther, an' you thremblin' all
over," he rejoined, catching hold of me and helping to peel off my
soaking garments.  "Faith, sor, I'll be afther rayportin' _you_ to the
docthor!"

"Hi, hullo, who's taking my name in vain?" at that moment exclaimed Dr
Nettleby himself, emerging from the gunroom at this critical juncture,
the worthy medico having been making his rounds, looking up some of
those of his patients who were not actually on the sick list.  "I'm sure
I heard that Irish blackguard Macan's voice somewhere.  Ah, it is you,
corporal, as I thought!  Hi, hullo, what's the matter, youngster?"

"I--I'm all right, sir," said I, trying to rise, but sinking back again
on the lid of my chest, where I had been sitting down while the
good-natured marine was endeavouring to pull off my wet boots.  "It is
nothing, sir."

"He's bin taking a dip in the say, sir, wid all his clothes on,"
explained Macan; "an' faith he's got a bit damp, sir."

"Damp, you call it, corporal?  Why, he's dripping wet and chilled to the
bone!" cried the doctor, feeling my pulse.  "How did this come about,
youngster?"

"It was an accident, sir," I replied hesitatingly, not wishing to
incriminate my messmates.  "I would rather not speak of it, doctor, if
you'll excuse me."

"Oh, I see, skylarking, eh?  Well, well, you must go to bed at once, or
you'll be in a high fever before sundown.  Corporal Macan!"

"Yis, sor."

"Take this young gentleman to the sick bay and put him into a clean cot
with plenty of blankets round him.  By the way, too, corporal, ask Dr
McGilpin to let you have a stiff glass of hot grog."

"For mesilf, sor?"

"No, you rascal, confound your cheek!  Certainly not," replied the
doctor, amused by the question.  "This young gentleman is to take it as
hot as he can drink it.  It will throw him into a perspiration and make
him sleep.  Do you hear, youngster?"

"Y-es, sir," I stammered out as well as I could, for my teeth were
chattering again and I was shaking all over.  "Bu-but I'd rather not go
to the sick bay, sir, if you don't mind.  I don't want anyone to hear of
wha--what has hap-hap-happened."

"Ah, yes, I see," said Dr Nettleby.  "You're afraid of some of your
nice messmates getting hauled over the coals?  I bet that madcap Larkyns
is at the bottom of it; I saw him with you close to one of the ports
just now, as I passed by on my way down here, and I wondered what
mischief you were up to!  Well, well, I respect you, my boy, for not
telling tales out of school, as the old saying goes; so, I won't split
on you.  Carry the youngster to my cabin, Macan, and then nobody will
know anything about the matter.  See here, I will look after you myself,
youngster and keep you a prisoner till you're all right again.  What
d'you think of that, now?"

"Th-a-nk you, doctor," said I, faintly, for I felt very weak and giddy,
everything seeming to be whirling round me.  "I'll--"

"Yes, yes, I know; all right, my boy, all right," interrupted the
kind-hearted, old fellow, stopping any further attempt to speak on my
part; and the brawny corporal of marines at the same instant lifting me
up in his arms as if I were a baby, I lost consciousness, the last thing
I recollect hearing being the doctor's voice, sounding, though, far away
as if a mile off, like a voice in a dream, saying to me in the soft,
purring tone he always adopted when in a specially good temper, "Here,
drink this, my boy, and go to sleep!"

"Faith an' sure ye're awake at last!" exclaimed Corporal Macan when I
opened my eyes, a minute or so after this, as I thought.  "How d'ye fale
now, sor?"

"Hullo!" said I, raising my head and looking round me in astonishment.
"Where am I?"

"In Dr Nittleby's own cabin, sure," answered the Irishman, grinning;
"an' by the same token, sor, as he wor called away by the cap'en, he
lift me here for to say, he tould me, whither ye wor di'd or aloive,
sure, whin ye woke up."

"I feel awfully hungry, Corporal Macan," said I, after a pause to
reflect on the situation.  "Have I been asleep long?"

"Ivver since Siven Bells, sure, in the forenoon watch, sor."

"And what's the time now?"

"Close on Four Bells in the first dog watch, sor."

"Good gracious me!"  I exclaimed in consternation, tossing off a lot of
blankets that lay on the top of me and jumping out of the big bunk that
was like a sofa, where I had been sleeping, on to the deck of the cabin;
when I found I was attired only in a long garment, which must have been
one of the doctor's nightshirts, for it reached down considerably below
my feet, tripping me up on my trying to walk towards the door.  "Where
are my clothes?"

"Here, sor," replied the corporal, equal to the occasion, taking up a
bundle that was lying on one of the lockers and proceeding to spread out
my uniform, jacket and trousers and other articles of wearing apparel
seriatim, on the top of the bed-place; Macan smoothing down each with
the palm of his hand as if he were grooming a horse.  "I had 'em dried
at the galley foire, sor, whilst ye wor a-slapin'."

"Thank you, corporal," I said, dressing as quickly as I could with his
assistance; the marine, like most of his class, being a handy, useful
fellow and not a bad valet on a pinch.  "I must hurry up.  I wonder if I
can get any dinner in the gunroom."

"Faith ye're too late for that, sor," answered Macan with much concern.
"An' for tay, too, sor, as will.  It's all cleared away this hour an'
more."

"Oh, dear, what shall I do?"  I ejaculated as I dragged on my boots,
which had not been improved by their dip in the sea and subsequent
roasting on top of a hot iron stove, although I noticed they had been
nicely polished by the corporal.  "I feel hungry enough to `eat a horse
and chase the rider,' as I heard a fellow say the other day!"

"Ye must fale betther, sor, if you're hoongry," observed Macan on my
completing my toilet and donning my cap again.  "That's a raal good sign
whin ye're inclined fur to ate--at laste that's what the docther sez."

"Providing you've got something to eat!"  I rejoined ruefully, for I
knew there wouldn't be much left if the gunroom fellows had cleared out.
"What did Doctor Nettleby say was the matter with me, eh?"

"He s'id ye wor a comet, sor."

"A comet?"  I repeated, laughing.  "You're making a mistake, corporal."

"The divil a ha'porth, sor.  He called ye that same."

"Nonsense, man!"  I said.  "The doctor made use of some medical term,
probably, which you don't understand."

"Mebbe, sor, for I'm no scholard, worse luck!" replied the corporal,
unconvinced.  "The docther do sometime bring out one of them outlandish
wurrds that nayther the divvil nor Father Murphy, more power to him!
could make out at all at all; but, whin ye dhropped down this afthernoon
on the dick alongside o' yer chist, an' I picked ye up, he says, sez he,
ye was ayther a `comet,' or in a `comet house,' or somethin' loike that,
I'll take me oath wid me dyin' breath, though what the divvil he manes,
I'm sure I can't say, sor!"

"Oh, I see now!"  I exclaimed, a light suddenly flashing on me as to his
meaning.  "I must have fainted away and the doctor told you I was in a
comatose state, eh?"

"An' isn't that, sure, a comet, sor, as I tould ye!" cried the Irishman,
triumphantly.  "Hullo, here's Peters, the cap'en's stooard dodgin' about
the gangway.  I wondther what he's afther?"

I walked out of the cabin as he spoke, and the man he referred to came
up to me at once.

"Beg pardon, sir," said he, civilly, touching his forelock in salute.
"Mr Vernon, sir, I believe?"

"Yes," I replied, rather anxious to learn what was wanted of me, "that
is my name."

"Cap'en Farmer presents his compliments, sir, and requests the pleasure
of your company to dinner this evening."

"Give my compliments to the captain, and say that I shall be most happy
to accept his kind invitation," I answered, putting on my most dignified
manner, as if it was quite an everyday occurrence for me to be asked to
dinner by officers of the highest rank; though, I felt inclined to jump
with joy at the prospect, especially under the circumstances of my
famished condition.  "What time do you serve up dinner, steward?"

"We allers dines at Four Bells, sir," said he, with equal dignity,
conscious of his position apparently as captain's steward, and at the
same time not oblivious of the fact that I was only a naval cadet.  "In
ten minutes time, sir, dinner will be on the table."

"All right, my man, I'll be there," I replied in an off-hand way, as he
went on towards the wardroom, opposite to where we were standing; and I
added aside to the corporal, "I don't think there's any fear of my being
late!"

"Faith, the divil doubt ye, sor," said Macan in reply to this, breaking
into a broad grin as he set to work methodically to put the doctor's
cabin straight again, while I turned to go below to my proper quarters,
with the intention of making myself smart for the forthcoming feast.
"Musha, I wudn't loike to be the dish foreninst ye, sor, if ye can ate a
hoss, as ye s'id jist now!"

A few minutes later, attired in my best uniform, I was ushered by the
marine sentry, who stood without the doorway, into the big after-cabin
beneath the poop that served for Captain Farmer's reception-room.

This was a handsome apartment, hung round with pictures and decorated
with choice hothouse flowers and evergreens, as unlike as possible
anything one might expect to find on board ship.

The very gun-carriages on either side were concealed by drapery, as well
as the windows at the further end which opened on to the stern gallery,
that projected, like a balcony, over the shimmering sea beneath, whereon
the lights from the ports played and danced on the rippling tide in a
hundred broken reflections, the evening having closed in and it now
being quite dark around.

I was received very kindly by Captain Farmer.

He was a short and rather stout man, so he looked uncommonly funny in
his mess jacket, which, according to the custom of the service, was cut
in the Eton fashion and gave him a striking resemblance to an over-grown
schoolboy, as I thought; but, I soon forgot his appearance, his manner
was so charming, while his anxiety to set me at my ease seemed as great
as if I had been an admiral at the least, instead of being only little
Jack Vernon, naval cadet!

The doctor was talking to him when I came in; and he spoke to me very
cordially, too, feeling my pulse as he shook hands with me.

"Ha!  No fear of your kicking the bucket yet, my little friend," he said
in his dry way, as we all proceeded into the fore cabin, where dinner
was laid, Captain Farmer leading the way as soon as his steward Peters
intimated that everything was ready.  "No cold or fever after your
sudden chill, thanks to my prescription!  But, I won't answer for
consumption after your long fast.  I can see from your eye, youngster,
you'll have a bad attack of that presently, eh?  Ho, ho, ho!"

Of course I grinned at this; and, I may state at once, that, by the time
the repast was concluded, I had fully justified the doctor's sapient
prediction, being blessed with the healthiest of appetites and a good
digestion, which my temporary indisposition had in nowise impaired.

Mr Cheffinch, our gunnery lieutenant, who was one of the other guests,
sat beside me, and from a remark or two he made I discovered that not
only did he know of my adventure, but that the captain was also
cognisant with the circumstances of the case, although the facts had not
been officially communicated to him and he was not supposed to be aware
of what had happened.

"He thinks you behaved very pluckily, youngster," observed Mr Cheffinch
in the most gracious way, when informing me of this.  "Ay and so do we
all in the wardroom, let me tell you!"

"I'm sure I don't know what I have done to deserve your praise, sir,"
said I, feeling quite abashed by all these compliments.  "It was all an
accident."

"It is not so much what you did as what you didn't do, youngster," he
replied, frankly enough.  "You didn't show any funk or make a fuss when
you fell overboard, and you did not wish to get your messmates into a
scrape when Dr Nettleby--he told us this himself in confidence--found
out the state you were in and made inquiries.  In so doing, you behaved
like a true sailor and a gentleman, and we're all proud to have such a
promising brother officer amongst us, young Vernon, I assure you.  If
you go on as you have begun, you'll be a credit to the service."

Such a flattering eulogium made me blush like a peony, and I was very
glad when the captain presently proposed the toast of "The Queen," which
we drank, all standing.

This being satisfactorily done, taking that hint from the doctor that I
had "better turn in early and have a good night's rest after all the
exertions I had gone through," as a sort of reminder that they had seen
enough of me for the occasion, I paid my adieux to the captain and
company and went on deck, where I remained while the watch was being
called at Eight Bells.

I need hardly add that, in this interval, I ruminated over the strange
succession of events that had taken place within so short a period;
events which, possibly, might make, as they just as probably might have
marred, my entire future career in the service--ay, and, perhaps, have
ended it altogether, but for God's good providence!



CHAPTER TEN.

"DEBTOR AND CREDITOR."

For a couple of days longer, we were as busy as bees, taking in our
boats and spare spars and other gear, besides filling up our stock of
provisions and water and completing with stores of all sorts; until
Saturday arrived, the last day of our stay at Spithead, when all our
preparations were finished and all hands, likewise, paid their advance
of two months' pay, prior to our sailing for China.

No one was allowed on shore that afternoon, for fear of desertion; but,
to make amends for this stoppage of all leave, the men were granted
permission generally to receive their friends on board, so as to get rid
of all the loose cash they were debarred from spending in more
legitimate fashion on land.

The consequence of this licence was, that the ship was crowded from stem
to stern with strangers of every description, shape and sex, from
dinner-time to dusk; Jew and Gentile, kinsman and creditor, each and all
alike in turn, having a final tug at poor Jack's purse-strings, striving
to ease him of his superfluous wealth before departure.

As may readily be imagined, some queer customers came aboard; and some
curious scenes took place, both of the sentimental and comic order.

One of these latter I especially noticed; for it occurred under my very
eyes, within earshot of where I was standing by the gangway.

"Downy," as the men called him, the whilom digger of graves, who had so
puzzled Commander Nesbitt on the first day of his joining, by giving his
profession so peculiar a designation, had come on board without any sort
of an outfit for the voyage.

So, at last not being able to go ashore to buy a stock of clothes on
receiving his advance pay, the purser at that time not supplying the
men, as is the custom nowadays, with what they required, the morose
gentleman was obliged to have recourse to Poll Nash, one of the bumboat
women, who had brought off a lot of "slop" clothing for those requiring
a rig-out, and was selling the same on her own terms to all comers as
quickly as she could dispose of her stock.

To her, therefore, Master "Downy" now applied, having nothing beyond the
rather shabby suit of black in which he stood up, which was certainly
somewhat unsuitable, to say the least, for a sailor's wear, particularly
a man-o'-war's man, as the once gravedigger had been transformed into.

He had well-nigh fully invested, in this way, the entire amount he had
just received from the purser, Mr Nipper, on account of his advance pay
as an "ordinary seaman," that being his rating; when, I noticed, a
dark-faced, long-nosed gentleman come up to him and speak.

The two then got into a violent altercation that speedily attracted
everyone's attention, a small crowd gathering round the disputants just
abaft the mainmast.

"I tell you I haven't a ha'penny left," I heard "Downy" say, after a lot
of words passing between them the gist of which I could not catch.  "No,
not a ha'penny left, I swear.  I've paid it all to this good lady here
for clothes!"

"You haven't paid me for the monkey jacket yet," interposed Mrs Poll
Nash, the bumboat woman, who was holding up the garment in question,
waiting for the coin to be passed over before parting with it, the good
lady having in her career learnt the wisdom of caution.  "That'll make
three pun' seventeen-and-six in all.  Now, look sharp, my joker, or I'll
chuck the duds back into the wherry.  I ain't a-going to wait all day
for my money, I tell you!"

"I'll let you have it in a minute," whined "Downy," who was apparently
afraid to show what he had in his pocket, the dark gentleman's eye being
upon him.  "Can't you give a fellow time?  I ain't a-going to run away."

"Ye vood, ye liar, presshus shoon if ye 'ad arf a shance, I bet, s'help
me!" shouted out the other man, who, from his speech, was evidently a
Hebrew and a creditor.  "Ye're von tarn sheet, dat's vot ye vas, a
bloomin' corpse swindler, vot sheets de living, s'help me, and rops ze
dead!  I shpit upon ye, I does!"

"Come, come, you fellows there, I can't allow such language on board
this ship," sang out from the poop Lieutenant Jellaby, the officer of
the watch, when matters had come to this pass.  "Ship's corporal, bring
those men here!"

In obedience to this command, the two disputants were both brought aft,
Poll Nash following also, being an interested party, to get back her
clothes or the money from "Downy."

The latter was at once recognised by Lieutenant Jellaby, a jolly fellow,
in whose watch I was.  He went by his Christian name of "Joe" amongst us
all, being very good-natured and always full of fun and chaff.

"Hullo!" he exclaimed.  "You're the gravedigger, ain't you?"

"Yes, sir," replied "Downy" sedately, as his original profession
probably inculcated.  "That were my humble calling, sir."

"Why did you give it up, eh?"

"Trade got slack, sir."

"How was that?"

"Porchmouth's too healthy a place, sir," answered the man, as grave as a
judge.  "People won't die there fast enough, sir, for my trade; so I had
to turn it up, 'cause I couldn't make a decent living out of 'em."

"By burying them, I suppose?"

"Yes, sir," answered the man, seriously.  "That is, when I were lucky
enough to get a job."

"Well, that's a rum start, a fellow complaining of not being able to
make a living out of the dead!" said Joe Jellaby to me, smiling; and
then, turning again to the man he continued, "now, tell me what all this
row is about?"

Here the Jew, who introduced himself as the keeper of a lodging-house in
Portsea, put in his word.

"Dis shcoundrel vas owe me five blooming pounds," he cried out
excitedly.  "I vash keep him ven he vash shtarving; and now, ven he got
money, he von't shettle.  He's a shvindler and a tief, s'help me; and I
shvear I'll have the law on him!"

"Why don't you pay this man if you owe him anything?" said the
lieutenant, sharply, to "Downy."

"You've received your advance money from the paymaster, have you not?"

"Yes, sir; but I'd better tell you the whole story, sir," said the
ex-gravedigger.  "I acknowledge owing Mister Isaacs some money, though
he's piled it on pretty thick, I must say; for I were four weeks out of
work and had to board at his place."

"Yes, s'help me, and ate and drank of the best, too.  Oh, Father Moses,
how he did eat!" interrupted his creditor.  "Look you, sir, it's only a
mean shcoundrel that voud call a pound a week too much for good vittles.
I'll put it thick on him, I will!"

"Stop that, or I'll have you turned out of the ship at once," said Mr
Jellaby, as the Jew made a dart at "Downy," who dodged behind the marine
sentry on the quarter-deck; while he repeated his injunction to the
defaulter.  "Pay the man his money and let him go."

"I can't, sir.  I've expended all my money in buying clothes of this
good lady here," explained Downy, pointing to the fat, old bumboat
woman.  "I hadn't a stitch to my back and had to get a rig-out for the
voyage, sir."

"Yes, sir, he's 'ad three shirts, as is twelve-and-six, and cheap at the
price, too, sir," corroborated Mistress Poll Nash, with a low curtsey to
the lieutenant.  "Yes, sir, and two pair of trousers for thirty
shillin', besides a hoilskin and a serge jumper; and this monkey jacket
here, sir, which makes three pun' seventeen-and-six, sir."

"Well, well, I suppose the calculation is all right," said Joe, laughing
at her volubility and the queer way in which she bobbed a curtsey
between each item of her catalogue.  Then, addressing poor "Downy" he
cried out curtly, "Turn out your pockets!"

The ex-gravedigger sadly produced four sovereigns.

"Is that all the money you've got?"

"Yes, sir," replied "Downy," in a still more sepulchral tone.  "Every
ha'penny."

"Then, pay this woman here, for you must have a rig-out for the voyage,"
said the lieutenant.  "I'm afraid, Mr Isaacs, you'll have to wait till
your debtor returns from China for the settlement of your claim.  Your
friend, the gravedigger here, will then probably have lots of loot; and,
be better able to discharge his debt."

"Ach, holy Moses!" cried the Jew, refusing with spluttering indignation
the half-a-crown change "Downy" received from Polly Nash, and which he
handed to his other creditor with great gravity as an instalment of his
claim.  "He vill nevaire gome back to bay me."

"Oh yes he will," said Joe Jellaby, chaffingly, "and probably, he'll
bury you, too, for joy at seeing your pleasant face again--all for love,
my man."

Mr Isaacs, however, got furious at this and used such abusive language
both to "Downy" and the lieutenant that the latter gave orders at last
for him to be shown over the side.

This order was instantly carried out by the ship's corporal, with the
assistance of the master-at-arms, who had now arrived on the scene, when
the incident terminated; but we could hear the Jew still cursing and
swearing, and calling on his patron saint, Father Moses, for a long
while after, as he was being rowed ashore.

Shortly before evening quarters, all strangers were ordered also to go
ashore; and, later on, the captain came off, bringing word that we were
to sail early the following morning.

I heard him tell Commander Nesbitt that he had better begin shortening
in cable at daylight, so that we might weigh anchor immediately after
breakfast.

"Very good, sir," the commander replied.  "But who is this with you,
sir--another youngster?"

"Yes; he's Admiral Mills's son," said Captain Farmer, much to my
delight, for I had not noticed my old friend, Master Tom, who was the
very last fellow I expected to see.  "I have taken him to oblige his
father, though he hasn't quite completed his time on board the
_Illustrious_."

"Oh, he won't lose anything by that," rejoined Commander Nesbitt, who
did not have a very high opinion of my old training-ship, as I have
already pointed out; and, just then, seeing me standing by, he said,
"Take this young gentleman down to the gunroom, Vernon, and make him
comfortable.  I suppose you are already acquainted, both of you coming
from the same ship?"

"Oh yes, sir," I answered glibly enough, overjoyed at having little
Tommy Mills as a messmate once more.  "He and I are old chums, sir."

"Indeed?  Then there's no need for my introducing you," said the
commander, with his genial laugh, which it was quite a pleasure to hear
sometimes, it put one so much at one's ease.  "Mind though, youngster,
not too much skylarking when you get below.  We don't want any more of
that overboard business on board here, you know."

Of course I sniggered at this, understanding the allusion; but,
naturally, Tom was not in the secret, and I had a good deal to tell him
when I got him below.

The two of us took our seats on one of the lockers in a quiet corner of
the gunroom and had such a very long chat, that we were only interrupted
by Larkyns flinging a boot at us at Four Bells, calling out that it was
high time for us to turn in to our hammocks.

He wanted to go to sleep he told us; for he would have to go on deck to
take the middle watch at midnight, which was as close-handy as the boot
he had sent at our heads to remind us!

This set us both giggling, which brought the companion boot to our
corner, where it thumped against the bulkhead, grazing little Tom's nose
and making him sniff.

However, this second missile had the desired end of sending us off; and
so we left Master Larkyns to enjoy his repose undisturbed any longer by
our chatter.



CHAPTER ELEVEN.

"SHORTENING IN CABLE."

"Rouse out, port watch and idlers!  Rouse out! rouse out!" hoarsely
shouted out the boatswain's mates along the lower deck; and this call,
mingled with the shrill piping wail of their whistles and the tramp of
hurrying feet as the men straggled up the hatchway to stow their
hammocks in the nettings above, awoke me from my slumbers next morning
in the dreary semi-darkness of the so-called daylight.

I was so tired and sleepy that I was hardly half-roused even by all this
uproar.  Indeed, I was just dropping off again, when Dick Andrews, one
of my fellow cadets from the training-ship, who had joined the
_Candahar_ the same time as myself and was rather a bumptious and
overbearing sort of chap, shook me violently.

"Turn out, you lazy lubber, turn out," he shouted.  "It's long past
Eight Bells, and old Bitpin, who has taken Joe Jellaby's watch and is
looking after the men scrubbing decks, has been asking for you.  He's in
a fine temper this morning, Master John Vernon, I can tell you; so,
you'd better look sharp, my lad, or you'll `catch Tommy' when he sees
you."

"Oh, bother!"  I cried, with a yawn that nearly dislocated my jaw,
shoving a leg over the side of my hammock lazily enough, loth to leave
my snug, warm nest for the cold, uncomfortable quarter-deck, where I
knew there would be a lot of water sluicing about and the men
holystoning, to make it more unpleasant.  "I wish you wouldn't call me
names, Andrews!  You're not so awfully smart at rousing out yourself,
that you can afford to brag about it!  Why, Larkyns had to drag you
round the gunroom last night in your nightshirt before he could make you
wake up."

"Larkyns is a bully!" exclaimed Andrews, angrily.  "He's a mean,
cowardly bully!"

"Is he, my joker?" said that identical individual, whose approach was
unnoticed by either of us, catching his slanderer a crack on the head
which sent him spinning.  "There, take that in proof of your statement!
If I'm a bully, Mr Andrews, I must act as such, or you'll call me a
liar next!"

"I was only joking," snivelled Dick, picking himself up and rubbing his
cheek ruefully.  "I didn't mean anything."

"Neither did I," replied Larkyns, drily, as he peeled off his jacket and
the thick woollen comforter he had wrapped round his neck to keep out
the chilly night air, and prepared to turn in after his watch on deck so
as to have a nice snooze before breakfast.  "I only gave you a striking
proof of my devoted friendship for you, old chappie, that's all!"

With which parting words, he dexterously jumped into his hammock,
rolling himself up like a worm in the blankets within; and, such was the
facility of habit, I declare he was snoring like a grampus ere I had
completed my dressing, although I scrambled into my clothes as quickly
as I could, and hurried out of the steerage.

I left Dick Andrews still rubbing his cheek disconsolately and muttering
impotent threats against his now unconscious assailant; but, he didn't
do this until he was certain Larkyns could not hear good wishes on his
behalf!

On going up the hatchway, I found all hands busy scrubbing and washing
down the decks, which were in a precious mess.

There was a fair division of labour in carrying out the operation, the
topmen and after-guard scouring the planks with sand; after which the
decks were flushed fore and aft with floods of water pumped up by the
"idlers."

Those are really a most useful and industrious class of misnamed men
consisting of the carpenters, sailmakers, coopers, blacksmiths and other
artificers, besides the cook's mates and yeomen of stores.

In our ship the lot numbered no less than some seventy in all, who every
morning assisted in this praiseworthy task!

Creeping up as quietly as I could and trying to avoid observation from
the squinting eye of Mr Bitpin, our fourth lieutenant, who was the
oldest in seniority although he occupied such a subordinate position, I
made my way to the side of Ned Anstruther, the midshipman of the watch,
who stood on the weather side of the quarter-deck on a coil of rope so
as to keep his feet out of the way of the water that was swishing round.

Ned nodded me a greeting; and, I fancied myself safe, when in an instant
my presence was noted by the lieutenant, who turned on me.

"Hullo, youngster!" he called out, looking down from the break of the
poop, whence he had been surveying operations, finding fault with the
men beneath in quick succession, according to his general wont, and
having a snap and a snarl at everyone.  His temper, never a good one
originally, had been soured by a bad digestion and ill luck in the way
of promotion, the poor beggar having been passed over repeatedly by men
younger than himself.  "How is it you were not here when the watch was
mustered?"

"I'm very sorry, sir," said I, apologetically.  "I overslept myself,
sir."

"Oh, indeed?  You'd better not be late again when I'm officer of the
watch, or I'll have you spread-eagled in the mizzen rigging as a warning
to others, like they nail up crows against a barn door ashore.  That'll
make you sharper next time, my joker!  Do you hear me, youngster?"

"Yes, sir," said I, touching my cap.  "I hear you, sir."

"Very well, then.  Mind you heed as well as hear!" he replied
snappishly, rather disappointed, I thought, at my making no further
answer, or trying to argue the point with him.  "You can go down now to
the wardroom steward and tell him to get me a cup of coffee as quickly
as he can.  Now, don't be a month of Sundays about it!  Say it must be
hot and strong, and not like that dish-water he brought me yesterday;
or, I'll put him in the list and stop his grog!  Do you hear me?"

"Yes, sir," I said respectfully as before, giving no occasion for
offence so as to come in for more grumbling on his part.  "I hear you,
sir."

"Confound that youngster, I can't catch him anyhow!"  I heard him mutter
to himself as if uttering his thoughts aloud, as I turned away with
another touch of my cap and left the quarter-deck to fulfil my errand.
"He's like those monkeys at the Rock--too artful to speak.  Keeps his
tripping lines too taut for that!"

He was quite right; for, three weeks' association on board, though I had
been brought little in contact with him, had taught me to know his
character pretty well.  I had learnt that the best way to get on with
Mr Bitpin was, to let him do all the talking and only to answer him
when necessity required.

It was advisable also that the reply should be made in the fewest words
possible, such a course giving him no ground for further complaint.

When I returned, some few minutes later, with the desired refreshment
for the lieutenant, which I brought up myself, thus saving the wardroom
steward, who was a very decent fellow, a probable wigging besides
getting a cup of coffee myself as a bonus for performing the service, I
found the decks swabbed and almost dry; the ropes, too, were all coiled
and flemished down handsomely, and everything around looking as neat as
a new pin.

Mr Bitpin, also, was in a better humour, a sip of the smoking coffee,
which apparently was just to his taste, adding to his content at the
scrubbing operations having been accomplished to his satisfaction.

"Thank you, my boy, for bringing this," he said, with a smack of his
lips as he took a good long gulp of the grateful fluid, giving an
approving nod to me.  "That lazy steward would have taken half-an-hour
at least if you had left it to him.  When I'm as young as you are, I'll
do as much for you."

I grinned at this, as did Ned Anstruther, who likewise winked in a
knowing way to me behind Mr Bitpin's broad back; but, before I could
reply to the lieutenant's complimentary speech, Commander Nesbitt made
his appearance on the poop, having come up the after-hatchway and gone
into and out of the captain's cabin again, without either of us seeing
him.

"Ah, good morning, Mr Bitpin," he said, looking somewhat surprised at
seeing that gentleman there.  "I thought Mr Jellaby had the morning
watch to-day?"

"So he had, sir," answered the lieutenant, hastily putting down his
empty cup under the binnacle out of sight of the commander, who he knew
disliked anything out of order on deck.  "But, sir, Mr Jellaby was late
off last night from the admiral's ball, and he begged me to take the
duty for him.  It is a great nuisance; for, I only turned in at Two
Bells in the middle watch, myself.  Of course, though, I couldn't be
disobliging, you know, sir."

"Of course not, Mr Bitpin," said Commander Nesbitt, amused at this
unexpected piece of good nature from one who very seldom put himself out
for anybody.  "It does not matter in the least; but, I told Jellaby I
wished to shorten in cable as soon as the decks were washed down."

"He didn't tell me anything about that, sir, when he came on board this
morning; for I met him at the gangway," growled out the crusty
lieutenant in his usual surly way.  "He was full of some Miss Thingamy's
dancing and made me sick by telling me at least twenty times over what a
`chawming gurl' she was!"

"No doubt of that.  He's a rare chap amongst the ladies, is our friend
Jellaby!" said Commander Nesbitt laughing at Mr Bitpin's imitation of
Joe's favourite expression.  "We must see now, though, about shortening
in without any further delay, for time's getting on."

"Very good, sir," replied the lieutenant, dropping his unwonted
jocularity and relapsing into his matter-of-fact official manner.  "I'd
better go on the fo'c's'le and join Mr Morgan, the mate of the watch,
who's already there."

"Thank you, Mr Bitpin," briefly said the commander by way of dismissal;
and then, bending over the poop-rail, he called out, "Bosun's mate!
Pipe all hands to shorten cable!"

"Ay, ay, sir," answered the petty officer addressed, putting his whistle
to his mouth and blowing a shrill, ear-piercing call that echoed through
the ship and was taken up by his brother mates below on the main and
lower decks, whose voices could be heard, in every key, gruffly shouting
out fore and aft, until the sound gradually died away in the distant
recesses of the hold, "All hands, shorten cable!"

Immediately, as if touched by an enchanter's wand, the quiet that had
reigned on board since the decks had been washed down disappeared, and
all was bustle and apparent confusion; although, it need hardly be said,
order was paramount everywhere.

Such, indeed, is always on board a man-of-war, where each man knows his
place and takes care to be in it as quickly as he can; especially when
"all hands" are called as in the present instance.

In this case, as now, all the crew turn out and come on deck to their
stations, whether it be their watch below or not.

Up, therefore, tumbled the men of the starboard watch, who had only been
relieved from duty an hour before, at the same time I was first roused
out by the obliging Dick Andrews.

After the men, but a little more leisurely, came the other officers not
already on deck.

Amongst these were, the Honourable Digby Lanyard, our swell first
lieutenant, eyeglass in eye as usual, and dressed as neatly as if going
to divisions, although he had only such very short notice for his
toilet; Joe Jellaby, the proper officer of my watch, whose place Mr
Bitpin had taken for the nonce, rubbing his eyes and only half awake
from his dreams of "that chawming gurl" at the admiral's ball; Charley
Gilham, our third lieutenant, a manly, blue-eyed sailor and fond of his
profession, but no bookworm and bad at head-work; Mr Cheffinch, or
"Gunnery Jack" as he was styled; the three other mates; and, all the
middies and cadets, including Larkyns.

The latter was wroth at his ante-prandial snooze being so suddenly cut
short; while Andrews, who followed in his rear, was savage at meeting
his late antagonist so soon again, his friendly feelings towards whom
were not increased by the foot of Larkyns giving him a "lift" up the
hatchway as the pair scrambled on deck together, the cadet,
unfortunately for himself, being a trifle ahead of the midshipman.

The first lieutenant, or "glass-eye" as the men called him, went out at
once on the forecastle, where a number of the hands, under the
superintendence of Mr Hawser, the boatswain, were already engaged
rigging the fish davit and overhauling the anchor gear, with Mr Bitpin
and Morgan looking on to see that everything was done properly.

"Charley" Gilham, and "Gunnery Jack," stopped down on the main deck to
look after the capstan, which was soon surrounded by a squad of
"jollies" under the command of one of the marine officers, Lieutenant
Wagstaff, a fellow as tall as a maypole and with a headpiece of very
similar material!

Mr Jellaby, however, not knowing where his deputy, Mr Bitpin, might
be, came up on the quarter-deck; but he had no sooner appeared there
than the commander despatched him to another station.

"Please go down at once to the lower deck, Mr Jellaby," said he, on
catching sight of him.  "I want you to attend to the working of the
cables.  See how smart you can be with those new hands we have from the
foretop!"

"Very good, sir," replied "Joe," all on the alert in an instant.  "I
will go down directly."

Away he accordingly went; whereupon, I, having nothing special to do,
and seeing everyone else appointed to some station or other, was just
scuttling down the hatchway after him when the Commander called me back.

"Stop here, Mr Vernon," he cried.  "I want you to act as my messenger
again.  Try if you can be as useful as the one they have to bring in the
cable with.  I suppose you know what sort of `messenger' that is, eh?"

"Oh, yes, sir," I replied glibly enough.  "It is a species of endless
chain, passing round the base of the capstan amidships, and through a
stationary block called a `controller' on the forepart of the lower
deck, to which the cable is attached by nippers as it comes through the
hawse-hole inboard; and, as the capstan is hove round, the messenger
drags the cable up, the nippers being released and taken forward again
to get a fresh grip, while the slack of the cable passes down the deck
pipes into the cable lockers below, sir."

"Very well answered, youngster," said Commander Nesbitt, approvingly,
when I had reeled off this long yarn.  "But, I think, it's about time
for Mr Jellaby to give us the signal for heaving round now."

He liked things done smartly, did the commander, for he knew how they
should be done; and, being prompt and ready in his own actions, judged
others by himself.

Barely five minutes had elapsed since "all hands" had been piped, and in
that interval the cable had to be unbitted and the "slip" stopping it to
the deck knocked off by the blacksmith.

In addition to this, the messenger had to be brought up to the unbitted
end and the nippers gripped on before those working the capstan on the
main deck above could commence heaving round in order to "bring in the
shekels, like unto the Israelites of old and the Hebrews of the present
day," as Master Larkyns explained to me later; and yet, the commander
grew impatient at the delay, in spite of all this having to be done in
such a short space of time.

But, at last, the signal was given.

"Heave round!" snouted Mr Jellaby from the extreme fore-end of the
lower deck, where he had been bustling up the topmen and seeing to the
messenger being properly attached to the cable.

"Heave round," also cried Sylvester, one of the midshipmen with him.

"Heave round," repeated the boatswain's mate further aft; while his
fellow mates stationed along the hatchways above passed on the cry, till
it reached the commander on the poop, who in his full-toned voice now
transformed what was merely a signal that all was ready into an order.

This gave the required impetus to the working party on the main deck,
who were waiting for this order, really to "Heave round!"

At once, the drummer and bugler, in attendance on the eager marines and
after-guard, struck up with fife and drum the festive strains of "Judy
Calaghan," which Corporal Macan said "did his sowl good to hear, faith!"

Then, the bars having been previously shipped by Mr Cleete, the
carpenter and his crew, round tramped the "jollies," round went the
capstan; and, with it, the messenger, the endless chain of which,
revolving slowly, hauled the cable foot by foot inboard, the "lengths"
dropping down the deck pipes out of the way as the slack was released
from the messenger, and the nippers passed forwards again; and so on,
over and over again!

I had ample opportunity for noticing this, the commander sending me on
another errand down to the scene of operations almost as soon as the
drumming and fifing began.  This was much to my delight; for I enjoyed
the strains of the jolly air played as much as Corporal Macan, as well
as the steady tramp of the marines and after-guard round the capstan,
the men stamping on the deck in time to the music, as if they would
smash through the planking.

"Go and tell Mr Jellaby," said he, "to shorten in to two shackles."

"Ay, ay, sir."

With which response to Commander Nesbitt's order, I sprang down the
after-hatchway on to the main deck, proceeding thence below to where old
"Joe" and his topmen were working.

Of course I gave the lieutenant the mandate with which I had been
charged; but I remaining, boylike, to watch what was going on, the
commander not having told me to return immediately, though I ought to
have done so.

The capstan, however, was spun round so merrily by the marines while the
nippers, in the hands of the active seamen, passed so freely; that, ere
I knew how far the task had progressed, so as to be able to report to
the commander the state of things, Mr Jellaby suddenly sang out
"Belay!"

Instantly, the word being passed by the boatswain's mates as before, so
that the order reached the lieutenant in charge of the working party at
the capstan above almost as soon as Mr Jellaby sang out from the lower
deck forward, the music stopped suddenly, as if the drummer and fifer
had both been shot on the spot.

With it, too, ceased the monotonous tramp, tramp, tramp of the men above
our heads, which sounded through the thickness of the deck like a band
of Ethiopian minstrels dancing a flap dance and marching "round the
mulberry bush" afterwards, to "show their muscle," as is the wont of
these <DW64> "entertainers," so-called!

"You may go up now to the commander," said Mr Jellaby to me, as a
polite hint to be off, "and tell him that the second shackle's just
inside our hawse."

"Very good, sir," I replied, moving away as the blacksmith went to put
the slip on the cable to secure it from running out until we were ready
to weigh anchor later on.  "I'll tell him at once, sir."

"All right," said Commander Nesbitt, when I reached the poop and
repeated Mr Jellaby's message, the import of which he already knew from
the stoppage of all movement below, and the report of the boatswain from
the forecastle that the anchor was "a short stay apeak"; when, advancing
to the rail, he called out in a louder key, "Bosun's mate, pipe the
hands to breakfast!"



CHAPTER TWELVE.

BELOW IN THE GUNROOM.

"Well!" exclaimed little Tommy Mills, a little later, when he and I,
with young Morgan, the mate and Ned Anstruther, on being relieved by the
starboard watch, all went down to the gunroom and sat down to have our
breakfast, "I call this a beastly shame."

"Hullo," said Popplethorne, one of the other middies, looking up from
the plate on which he was busily engaged; while several other fellows,
similarly employed ceased operations likewise, staring at Tommy in
astonishment.  "What's up?"

"Nothing's up, but everything seems down," replied my little chum in an
aggrieved tone.  "I don't see a crumb left for a poor, hungry chap; no
bloaters, no marmalade, no nothing.  When I was in the _Illustrious_, if
they did grind a fellow a bit, one always had something decent to eat,
at all events!"

"First come, first served," mumbled Phil Plumper, the senior mate of our
watch, who had his mouth full and was tucking in some species of
"burgoo," or porridge with much gusto.  He was an awfully fat fellow and
looked just like a boiled lobster bursting out of its shell, for the
buttons of his jacket were continually carrying away at odd moments.
"If you don't look out for yourself on board ship you'll find nobody 'll
look after you; and, you'll come off _minus_!"

"That'll never be your case," retorted Tommy, with a snigger.  "Judging
by appearances, I should say your condition represents a _plus_
quantity!"

"Beg pardon, sir," apologised Dobbs, the gunroom steward, who from his
comical little screwed-up eyes and manner must have been first cousin to
my old friend the waiter at the "Keppel's Head," noticing the disdainful
expression with which Tommy Mills continued to glance round the empty
table, seeking in vain something appetising in the way of food for his
hungry eye to rest upon,--"Beg pardon, sir, but the bumboat woman didn't
come off this morning.  Sunday, you know, sir."

"That's all gammon, steward," said Master Tommy, still looking about
here and there and finding nothing but a desert of empty dishes and
dirty plates.  "You ought to have sent one of the ship's boats ashore if
you didn't have enough on board for everybody in the mess.  Our steward
in the _Illustrious_ always kept a good look out and sent himself for
them when the things were not brought off in time.  Why didn't you do
the same?"

"I'm sure I'm werry sorry, sir," answered Dobbs, humbly, awed by the way
in which little Tommy spoke to him; for my old comrade, I noticed, had
lost none of his cheek since our separation, and now put on the air of a
post captain at the least.  "Begging y'r pardon, sir, but getting ashore
from Spithead, with a northerly wind a-blowin', ain't quite so easy as
landing from Point and you're moored over against Blockhouse Fort!"

"That may be, but it's none of my business," said young Mills, loftily,
waiving Dobbs's plea aside as a mere trivial matter.  "I want some
breakfast.  What have you at all fit for a christian to eat?  I see
nothing here, nothing at all."

"Got some werry nice cold 'am, sir, in my pantry," cried Dobbs, with
effusion, at this opening, glad of having something he could offer.
"Shall I cut you a plate o' that, sir--just try a wee bit off the
knuckle end, sir?"

"All right, if there is nothing else, but I suppose it will be all bone
and gristle, or as hard as a cat-block," replied Tommy; heaving a most
portentous sigh of disappointment, though winking slily to me to show
that he was only `putting all this on' to astonish the other fellows,
who were gazing at him with open mouths in wonder at his assurance and
grand seigneur manner.  "You may get me a couple of eggs, also, while
you're about it, steward.  Mind they're fresh and have no chickens in
them; I don't like poultry in the morning so early!"

Of course there was a loud guffaw at this, the three purser's clerks,
who were eating bread and butter at the lower end of the table, not
daring to put in a word of objection to the fare, seeming to enjoy the
joke mightily.

Not so, however, Dobbs.

"Werry sorry, sir, but there's no heggs," he replied to this somewhat
imperative order from Master Tommy, looking absolutely crestfallen at
having thus to confess the shortcomings of his commissariat.  "The
caterer of the mess, sir, forgot to horder 'em, sir."

"No eggs!" cried Tommy, in the tone of tragic denunciation which Cicero
might have used when exposing the iniquities of Cataline.  "This is
really impardonable!"

"Never mind, sir," hastily whispered Dobbs, holding out a gleam of hope,
as he thought, "we'll get some at Plymouth as soon as we anchor in the
Sound, sir.  You shall get some there, sir, never you fear, sir."

"Plymouth?  Why, I may lose the number of my mess myself long before I
ever reach there!" said Tommy, contemptuously.  "A caterer who forgets
to provide eggs for the mess ought to be keel-hauled!  Who _is_ the
caterer, steward?"

"Mr Stormcock, sir."

"Oh, indeed!  Stormcock, eh?" repeated little Mills, making me choke
with suppressed laughter.  "Then you can tell Mister Stormcock, with my
compliments, that unless he looks after the mess catering better, he'll
precious soon find himself in foul weather with me!"

"Highty, tighty, my young bantam!" cried out the gentleman in question,
the master's mate, a thick-set, full-grown fellow, old enough to be
Tommy's father, who happened to be stretched at full length on one of
the lockers at the further end of the gunroom, and was roused from his
nap on hearing his name mentioned.  "You seem to have a pretty
considerable stock of impudence of your own for so young a shaver, and
crow so loudly you must want to have your comb cut, I think!"

"Not to-day, thank you, sir, all the same," answered Master Tommy,
demurely, but with a grimace that made us all laugh.  "If I'm a shaver,
of course I can cut it myself, can't I?"

"Hang me, but you _are_ a cheeky young beggar, the cheekiest we have on
board, I think, and that's saying a good deal!" ejaculated the other,
utterly dumbfounded at his effrontery.  "What are you rowing the poor
steward about, eh?"

"Nothing--only I thought we might have had a better spread for breakfast
than I see on the table as we're not yet at sea, that's all!"

"Oh, that's all, is it, young gentleman?" cried the master's mate, not
liking to hear his catering criticised so frankly.  "I'm sorry you
didn't let us know we had a lord coming aboard; for, if we had heard in
time, we'd have hired a French cook and laid in every delicacy you could
desire.  By jingo! when I was a youngster and joined my ship for the
first time, I remember, I was glad enough to get a mouthful of salt junk
and hard tack, without any of your bloaters and marmalade and foreign
kickshaws--ay, and thought myself doocid lucky, I can tell you, if I
didn't get a thrashing from one of the oldsters in the mess, if I
grumbled, to make me relish my grub the better.  Things are coming to a
pretty pass nowadays for a young jackanapes to growl about his vittles
and call his seniors to account!"

"Pardon me, sir, but my name is Tom Mills, not `Jack Napes,'" said my
cheeky chum, with meek subservience; and, turning then to Dobbs, he
called out, "a cup of tea, please, steward, with plenty of milk in it."

"Werry sorry, sir, but there ain't no milk," replied Dobbs, still more
apologetically, at this further demand which he was unable to supply, as
if he grieved from his inmost heart thereat.  "Mr Jones 'as 'ad the
werry last drop, sir."

"We'll send ashore for a cow for you, Master Impudence," put in Mr
Stormcock, ironically, before Tom could say anything.  "Just wait a bit
for your breakfast till we can get it off.  Dobbs, you know the sort of
cow the young gentleman wants--one with an iron tail!"

"Did I ever tell you that yarn about a cow we had on board the _Duke_,
eh?" observed a tall gentleman with long whiskers, regular "weepers" of
the Dundreary type, who was seated on another locker at the after end of
the gunroom, right opposite to the irascible master's mate.  "I mean the
cow old Charley Napier took with him in his flagship when we went up the
Baltic?"

"Good Lord!  Jones, don't get your jaw tacks aboard now," cried Mr
Stormcock, as I pricked up my ears on hearing the name of Sir Charles
Napier, Dad's old captain.  "We've heard that yarn of yours three times
at least since we started fitting out; and, I'm hanged if it'll stand
telling again!"

"Oh, very well, then," said the whiskered gentleman in a displeased
tone.  He wore a plain undress sort of uniform, I noticed, and Dobbs,
the steward, told me he was the paymaster's assistant and kept the
ship's books; though, he messed in the gunroom with all the midshipmen
and cadets, like the master's mate, both of them seeming to my mind far
too old to associate on such a footing with a parcel of boys like
ourselves.  "I may as well spare my breath to cool my porridge!  I
assure you, Mr Stormcock, I have no wish to bore you."

"Do tell us about the cow, sir," I interposed anxiously, afraid he would
not continue his story.  "I have often heard Dad, I mean my father,
speak about Admiral Napier; and, I saw him myself when I was in London
last summer.  It was he who got me my nomination for a cadetship."

"Ah, then you know what a queer old customer he is?" went on Mr Jones,
evidently mollified by the interest I took in his yarn.  "It isn't much
of a story, as Mr Stormcock appears to think; but, if you care to hear
it, I'll tell you all about it."

"I do care, sir," I replied, "very much indeed, sir."

"Well, then, youngster," he proceeded, "the Baltic fleet was lying at
Spithead, where we mustered, you must know, before sailing up the North
Sea; and one fine day, when we were about to weigh anchor for the Queen
to review us as she passed us in the royal yacht, up comes the dockyard
tug alongside, with `Sally,' that was the admiral's daughter, bringing
along with her the old ship's cow and pigeons and a lot of other stock
he had ordered from his place t'other side of Portsdown Hill on the road
to Petersfield, `Merchiston Hall,' I think he called it, or some other
Scotch name sounding like that."

"Oh, yes," put in Mr Stormcock, satirically--"I recollect it all quite
well.  Heave ahead, my hearty!"

The assistant-paymaster, however, took no notice whatever of the
interruption, pursuing the even tenor of his narrative.

"The admiral had the cow and stock taken in; but just as his daughter
Sally was coming across the gangway, he ordered her back, for the royal
yacht was now coming up.  `Stop where you are, Sally!' he shouted out
from the poop.  `Stop, Sally, stop!' bawling out the words so loudly
that you could have heard him in Common Hard, for he had a powerful pair
of lungs had Old Charley, and could raise his voice above a gale.
Almost in the same breath, too, he sang out to the wives and friends of
the sailors who had come out from Portsmouth to wish them good-bye,
`Now, all you women and people there! go aboard the tug with my darter,
and when Her Majesty has passed you may come back again.'  Of course,
they all cleared out at once, the master-at-arms and his corporals
assisting them over the side; but when they were all comfortably landed
on board the tug, she steamed off right away for the harbour, with a
long string of wherries and shore boats pulling like blue <DW65>s after
her, the men in them swearing like anything at being cheated of their
fares.  We all the while were getting up anchor and in another minute or
two were under weigh.  Captain Gordon, who was the admiral's flag
captain, spoke to him about the poor watermen and bumboat women being
robbed of their money by our starting so suddenly; but he could get no
satisfaction from old Charley.  `Bumboat women be hanged!' was all he
said.  `Let 'em take their payment out of the fore tops'l, and the main
topgallant s'l shall be witness to the bargain!'  With that, he orders
the men, who were muttering to be piped down."

"But the cow, sir," said I, on the paymaster's assistant thus coming to
a conclusion, without alluding to what I considered the principal point
of his story.  "You haven't told us yet about that, sir."

"Oh, yes, I forgot," said he.  "It was a fine beast, I remember, one of
the red Alderney breed.  Well, this cow was first stowed away in a pen
the admiral had rigged up for her on the starboard side of the main
deck, forrud; but on the gunner objecting to the mess the animal made
there, she was then shifted to the port side, in the middle of the mess
deck of the foretopmen.  Here, too, she was found such a nuisance that
the hands in a very short time determined to get rid of her as quickly
as they could, either by fair means or foul; and, of course, they
managed this right enough.  Let sailors alone for that!"

"But, how did they manage it, sir?" asked Tommy Mills, who appeared to
take as much interest in the narrative as myself.  "Did they kill her,
or chuck her overboard?"

"They did neither directly; but, indirectly, I may say they did both,"
answered Mr Jones, enigmatically, smiling and pulling his long whiskers
caressingly through his fingers, as if particularly proud of these
hirsute adornments.  "The fact was, the unprincipled scoundrels gave her
alternately buckets full of dry biscuit-dust and water which so inflated
the poor beast that she became the size of a balloon in less than a
week; and, if she had not through this been suffocated, she would of
course have burst from the `abnormal expansion!'  That is how our
doctor, old Nettleby, the same we've got on board here now, described it
to the admiral when he was sent to inspect the cow, when the butcher
reported her dead."

"What did the admiral say, sir, when he heard this?"

"Oh, he stormed and let fly a volley of picturesque language," replied
Mr Jones to this inquiry of mine; "but what could he do?  `Throw her
out of the bow port,' he said to the gunner, who pitched a yarn about it
being the foretopmen who had done the fell deed.  `I don't know whether
its your foretopmen or maintop-men that are to be blamed for it, and I
don't care; but, you've stopped my milk between you, and I'm hanged if I
don't stop your grog!'"

"And did he, sir?" asked little Tom Mills.  "Did he stop their grog for
it?"

"No," replied Mr Jones.  "He was too good-natured an old chap for
that."

"More than you were half-an-hour ago," observed Mr Stormcock,
sarcastically, rising up from his recumbent position.  "You didn't think
of the fellows coming down from their watch on deck, when you drained
off the last remains of the milk, eh?  Yes, my joker, you left this
cheeky youngster here to go without any in his tea, making him think of
home and his mammy! yes, all through your selfishness."

"Now, really, Stormcock," expostulated the paymaster, "upon my word I
didn't think of that, or I wouldn't have been so greedy.  Really, now,
upon my honour!"

Just then, the boatswain's call was heard ringing through the ship, and
the drummers began beating to quarters, which made us all jump up.

"By jingo, I wonder what's in the wind now!" exclaimed Mr Stormcock,
making a grab at his sword-belt, which he had unfastened for comfort
after his breakfast, laying it alongside him on the locker while taking
his snooze.  "It's always `All hands,' or `Quarters,' or the `Fire
Bell,' or something!  I was just thinking of going into my cabin and
having a fair lay off the land till noon, for there's nothing for me to
do on deck; when here comes this hanged rattle of the drum, confound it,
to upset my caulk.  A fellow can't call his soul his own aboard ship--a
sailor's life's a dog's life, by jingo!"



CHAPTER THIRTEEN.

THE CHAPLAIN MAKES A MISTAKE, AND WE MAKE SAIL.

"Ah! my little friend, here you are, I see, in your proper place," said
Commander Nesbitt kindly to me, on my ranging myself by his side on the
poop, where he was standing with the captain; for, being his special
messenger, or aide-de-camp, so to speak, although it was not really my
watch on deck again till late in the afternoon, I thought on hearing the
drummer beat to quarters that I ought to go to him at once.  "Every man
to his station is the rule on board ship.  That is only how order and
discipline can be carried out with such a large company to deal with!"

I could see, too, that this rule was observed to the very letter, for
the first lieutenant was already on the forecastle, eyeglass in eye, of
course, as usual; while Mr Bitpin was on the quarter-deck, just below
the break of the poop; and "Joe" Jellaby on the main deck, close to the
hatchway, so as to be within easy hail.

Mr Cheffinch, the gunnery lieutenant, and Charley Gilham, in their
turn, were on the lower deck, looking after things there, with all the
mates and midshipmen and cadets, each at his allotted post and everyone
equipped with sword or dirk buckled on ready for instant action.

Mr Triggs, the gunner, likewise had taken the keys of the magazine from
their proper resting-place when not wanted for use, just without the
door of the captain's cabin, where a sentry always stood guard over
them; and was now prepared with all his staff of "powder-monkeys" to
send up whatever ammunition might be required at a moment's notice.

The carpenter, too, stood by the pumps, and Dr Nettleby, with Mr
Macgilpin and Mr Leech, the two assistant-surgeons, had all the
contents of their surgical cases--most murderous-looking instruments
they were, too--spread out on the wardroom and gunroom tables, as well
as plenty of lint and bandages for dressing; while Corporal Macan, with
a working party of marines, were told off to act as stretcher bearers,
and supply hospital aid to the imaginary wounded.

The remainder of the "jollies" were drawn up in martial array on the
after part of the poop, under the command of Captain Targetts and
Lieutenants Wagstaff and Shunter of the same serviceable corps; all of
the men spick and span in their full regimentals and appearing as smart
as if on the parade ground at Forton; although, but a few minutes
previously, most of the poor fellows had been washing plates and mess
traps, and performing other menial duties below.

Young as I was, I could not help observing all this, and noting, as the
commander had pointed out to me, how, thanks to a rigid discipline and
the inexorable regularity, almost like that of a machine, with which the
routine of duty is conducted on board a man-of-war, every officer and
man, from the captain down to the smallest "powder-monkey," was in his
proper place and at his station before the rat-tat-tat of the drum had
ceased reverberating fore and aft; albeit, most of the hands had only
recently joined the ship, while some, indeed, had never before been to
sea.

Of course, there was a good deal of scurrying to and fro and apparent
confusion whilst the men were getting to their stations, the hasty
trampling of feet along the decks and the scrambling up of hatchways,
some snatching their rifles from the arm racks and belting on their
cutlasses as they hurried by, slinging their cartridge pouches over
their shoulders at the run; and, meanwhile, Commander Nesbitt, with my
insignificant self by his side, remained at the end of the poop-rail,
taking in everything that went on with his quick-glancing, watchful eye,
waiting quietly till all the preparations were complete.

"Bosun's mate!" he sang out when all were ready.  "Pipe the hands to
secure the guns for sea!"

This was a sad come down from all the grand things which some new to the
game expected; but, as we all learnt within a very short time of our
novitiate, life at sea is a series of surprises, and, if the ruling
maxim be "To hear is to obey," carried out with Draconian severity to
the extreme letter of the law, the beauty of it lies in the fact that
you never know what you _are_ going to hear until you actually hear it.

The captain, is, it must be remembered, a sort of Delphic oracle of the
marine genus, who invariably keeps his mystic intentions locked within
the secret recesses of his own breast and only gives them utterance,
when the occasion arrives for him to speak, through the lips of his
chief augur, the commander.

None of "the profane vulgar," in the shape of the ship's company, know
what will be the next move on the board until he gives the inspired
word; although, if unguessed until finally uttered, it is generally
short, sharp and to the point!

That word being now given, needless to add, it was immediately acted
upon.

The breechings of the guns on each deck were bowsed up and the side
tackle falls hove taut and frapped, with preventer tackles rigged and
secured round the brackets at the after part of the carriages and hooked
to the ring-bolts in the ship's side; all the guns' crews assisting in
this task, and the marines and idlers tailing on to the falls and
hauling away at the sound of the boatswain's pipe and only stopping
pulling at the order being given "Avast heaving!"

When passing round with the commander presently to see if all the guns
had been properly made fast, so that there should be no chance of their
"taking charge" in a heavy seaway and running themselves out without
leave or licence when we least expected it, I overheard "Joe" Jellaby
talking to Charley Gilham, who had now come up from the lower deck and
was standing by the main hatchway.

"I say, Charley," observed Mr Jellaby, "have you seen our `sky pilot'
yet?"

"No, `Joe,'" replied the other.  "He didn't come into the wardroom till
after dinner, and I had to go on deck for the first watch, and so didn't
see him."

"Well, he's the greenest chaplain I ever saw on board ship before," went
on "Joe," with a chuckle of merriment.  "He's been dodging in and out of
his cabin since One Bell sounded, with all his pulpit rig on, as if he
didn't know what exactly to do with himself and was afraid to ask
anyone."

"Perhaps he thought the bell rang for church," suggested Mr Gilham.
"One of the fellows told me the parson has never been to sea before; so,
my boy, of course, he doesn't know he's got to wait till the cap'en
gives the order for service to be held.  Those shore Johnnies have got a
lot to be knocked into them!  He doesn't know Farmer as we do, or he'd
fight shy of taking a liberty with him!"

"Fancy, though, his skylarking round, in all his war paint," said "Joe,"
breaking into his jovial laugh, which always made me join in for
sympathy.  "I shouldn't wonder if he belonged to what they call the
church militant; and on hearing the drummer beat to quarters, he
naturally thought he ought to be prepared with his spiritual weapons as
we were buckling on our arms, eh?  By Jove, there he is now coming out
of the wardroom right up to us!  I say, Charley, stand by me, like a
good chap."

But, Mr Gilham, thought in this instance that "discretion was the
better part of valour," for he gave poor "Joe" the slip by incontinently
bolting up the hatchway, leaving his comrade to encounter alone the
chaplain, who the next moment, in full canonicals, surplice and hood and
cassock and all, confronted him.

He was a slim, sandy-<DW52> gentleman, I noticed, with hair of the
tint of tow.  He had also white eyelashes, and spoke in a thin,
hesitating voice, with a timid manner, as if very nervous and uncertain
of his footing.

"A-hem," he began, with a slight affected cough of introduction.  "I
be--believe I'm addressing Mr --?"

"Jellaby is my name, sir," said the lieutenant, filling up the hiatus in
his speech and bowing politely.  "Joe Jellaby, at your service.  Is
there anything I can do for you, Mr --?"

"Smythe, sir, is my name," replied the other.  "I am the ah--chaplain."

"So I see, sir," said Joe, drily, glancing at his canonicals.  "Glad to
have the pleasure of making your acquaintance, Mr Smith."

"`Smythe,' that is `Smith' with a final `e,' if you please," corrected
the reverend gentleman in a plaintive tone.  "My name is not `Smith,'
Mr Jellyboy."

"Nor is mine Jellyboy, Mr Smythe," retorted "Joe," laughing outright at
the comical situation.  "We've both made a mistake, Mr Smythe; and I
apologise for mine.  But, is there anything I can do for you, sir?"

"Well," hesitated the other, "I want, you know, to hold a service, you
know--ah, and--"

"You'll have to ask the captain after divisions, sir," put in "Joe"
anxious to close the interview, for the drums had begun to beat the
Retreat for the men to return their arms.  "Excuse me, though, please,
Mr Smythe, I've got to go on deck now."

With that he vanished up the hatchway after Mr Gilham; and, thereupon
the unhappy Mr Smythe found himself, with his "final e," in the midst
of a seething mass of men racing along the deck to put their rifles and
cutlasses back in the racks, being finally compelled to beat a retreat
himself to the wardroom, while the boatswain and his mates were piping
and shouting all over the ship for the hands to clean themselves and
dress for "Divisions."

A quarter-of-an-hour later, both watches were mustered, all decently
dressed, like "Sally in our Alley," in their Sunday best, according to
their respective stations; the first and second divisions on the upper
deck and forecastle, under the first lieutenant and Mr Jellaby; the
third and fourth divisions on the main deck, with Mr Gilham and Mr
Bitpin at the head of the men; and the fifth and sixth on the lower
deck, in charge of "Gunnery Jack," in lieu of one of the regular
lieutenants, and the second mate, the fat Plumper, bursting out of his
buttons as usual, who was at the head of the after-guard, among whom I
recognised the ex-gravedigger, "Downy."

This worthy, I noticed, looked quite smart and seaman-like in the
dungaree suit he had purchased from Mrs Poll Nash, the bumboat woman,
which his messmates had taught him to rig up in proper man-o'-war
fashion, the good-hearted chaps also supplying whatever other
necessaries were required for his wardrobe, such as the black silk
handkerchief, tied in a loose knot round his neck, and the knife and
lanyard without which no bluejacket's toilet is complete.

The men were drawn up in line, two deep, in open order, ready for
inspection, and the captain and commander were just about descending
from the poop to go round the ranks; when, up came the Reverend Mr
Smythe on the quarter-deck in his complete clerical regalia, only now
with his college cap on, which, when I had seen him before by the main
hatchway, he had carried in his hand.

He now raised this in salute to the captain and then immediately
replaced it, seeing that none of us were uncovered, all of us having our
caps on of course, being in uniform.

Captain Farmer only gave the regulation touch to the peak of his in
return for the chaplain's courtesy.

"Well, sir," said Captain Farmer in his direct way, as Mr Smythe
struggled to speak, feeling that the eyes of all hands were upon him,
blushing a rosy red up to the roots of his sandy hair, "what is it?"

"Am I--ah--to begin now, sir," he stammered; "or, wa--wa--wait till the
bell rings again, sir?"

"Bell rings!" repeated the captain, abruptly.  "For what, sir?"

"For service, sir."

"Service?" said Captain Farmer, in a questioning tone still.  "I've
given no orders about any service to-day.  There's no time for it now.
We're going to weigh anchor in another minute or two."

"Weigh the anchor, sir!" exclaimed Mr Smythe, in a voice of holy
indignation, losing all his hesitancy and awkwardness of speech.  "Why,
it is Sunday!"

"The better the day, the better the deed," rejoined the captain, rather
sternly, I thought.  "If you overhaul your Bible you'll find it was only
the Pharisees who objected to any necessary work being done on the
Sabbath, and I myself see nothing wrong in our sailing on this day if we
have a fair wind, Sunday though it be; besides which, I am obeying the
orders of my queen and country."

"But, sir," cried Mr Smythe, flushing up again, though now more from
the heat of argument than from the feeling of bashfulness which at first
oppressed him, "it is my duty to celebrate divine service, and my
bishop--"

"Mr Smythe, I'm bishop here; and, as commanding officer, my word is
law," interrupted Captain Farmer.  "The next time you may desire to hold
service on board this ship, please be good enough to ask my permission
first; for, remember, my rule is paramount here over matters spiritual
as well as things temporal.  No doubt you have erred through ignorance
in trying to set your authority against mine, and I'll not dwell further
on the matter.  I am sorry there'll be no time to-day for you to hold
any regular service, for I am now going to inspect the men at divisions;
but, after that, you may have a short prayer, if you like, before we
make sail."

The Reverend Mr Smythe, I was glad to notice, took this rebuke in
dignified silence, standing aside on the quarter-deck while the captain
and commander descended the poop-ladder and went their rounds.

He waited until they had passed forwards before he went down the
after-hatchway to the main deck; where, on the completion of the
inspection, all hands were mustered and he read the form of prayer
enjoined by the rubric for those about to travel by sea, which was
listened to more attentively perhaps than it is in any church ashore.

Sailors, however, watch as well as pray; so, no sooner had the chaplain
finished than his congregation dispersed instantly to their stations,
the commander singing out from the poop, the moment he had reached that
coign of vantage, the long-delayed but welcome order, for which we had
all been waiting in expectancy since the morning.

"Hands, up anchor!" he cried in a brave shout, to which the boatswain on
the forecastle gave a shrill response with his whistle, while his mates
re-echoed the cry between decks, up and down the ship fore and aft, "All
hands, up anchor!"

The capstan was again manned below, and the marines and idlers heaved in
the cable to the sound of the drum and fife, as before; although, this
time, the tune was "The Girl I Left Behind Me," the tramp of their feet
coming in every now and again as a sort of chorus to the music, while on
the forecastle above, the boatswain overhauled the catfalls, and got up
the up and down tackle, and the gunner's crew rigged out the fish davit
with its gear.

"The cable's `up and down,' sir," presently reported the boatswain to
"glass-eye," our first lieutenant, who passed the word aft in the usual
manner to the commander on the poop.  "Cable's up and down, sir!"

The merry sound of the drum and fife, and steady tramp of the men round
the capstan on the main deck continued until, anon, the boatswain once
again reported to the Honourable Digby Lanyard, as he stood surveying
the progress made in heaving in from the knight heads, "Anchor's
weighed, sir."

This implied that the heavy mass of metal, of some four tons weight, by
which we had been moored, was now off the ground, a fact that increased
the strain on the cable and messenger, taking a longer and a stronger
pull out of those working the capstan, and making the nippers, too, pass
a trifle less briskly than before.

"Anchor's in sight, sir, and a clear anchor, too!" was the next cry from
the forecastle that went from hand to hand aft, causing `The Girl I Left
Behind Me' to come out stronger than previously and the tramping feet to
hasten their measured tread; and, in another minute or so, the ring of
the anchor was chock up to the hawse pipe at the bows, and the boatswain
piped "Belay!"

"Hands make sail!" next came from the commander aft, the midshipmen
stationed in the tops jumping into the rigging and scrambling up the
ratlines before he could shout "Way aloft!"

In an instant, up started the topmen in pursuit, as it seemed, of the
middies in a sort of `follow my leader' chase; and ere the vibration of
the commander's voice had ceased to tremble in the air, the active
fellows were spread out along the footropes of the yards, loosing the
lanyards of the gaskets and casting them off, while the deck-men let go
the buntlines and clewlines and other running gear.

"All ready for letting fall, sir," the middy stationed in the foretop
was the first to sing out.  This was Dick Popplethorne, a smart lad, who
prompted the topmen under his charge to emulate his ready example, so as
to get ahead of the others.  Larkyns at the maintop was a good second,
while Adams at the mizzen was the last; the officer of the watch, on
hearing his hail, reporting "All ready!"

"Let fall and sheet home!" thereupon shouted out Commander Nesbitt, with
the captain standing behind, as it were, to "back him up," following
this order with another warning hail--"Topsail halliards!"

Our topsails and courses were at once spread; and, then, the men on deck
stood by the halliards, hoisting the yards up as soon as the word of
command reached them from the commander with his next breath "Hoist
away!"

The wind was blowing steadily from the northward and westward as the
yards were braced up, and the _Candahar_ payed off handsomely on the
port tack with the tide, making for the Warner Lightship to the
eastwards; and, as we trimmed sails and bore away from our whilom
anchorage in the roadstead, the breeze brought out to us the silvery
chimes of the bells of old Saint Thomas', ringing the good people to
church while we stood out to sea.

There was a clear blue sky overhead and the bright sun mellowed the
frosty feel of the air, lighting up the blue water around us, as we
ploughed our way through the dancing wavelets; our noble ship curvetting
and prancing along, similar to some gallant charger tossing its head and
showing off its paces, throwing up the spray over her forecastle when
she dipped deeper than usual and leaving a long wake behind her, like a
lady's fan, all sprinkled over with pearls, stretching back to Spithead,
now far away astern.



CHAPTER FOURTEEN.

DOWN CHANNEL.

Meanwhile, the first lieutenant and boatswain were busy forward with the
forecastle hands, seeing to the catting and fishing of the anchor; and,
as soon as our port bower was properly secured by the aid of the cathead
stopper and shank painter, the courses, which were all ready to let
fall, were dropped and sheeted home, topgallants and royals spread, and
the jib and foretopmast staysail set, as well as the spanker aft, the
old _Candahar_ being presently under a cloud of canvas alow and aloft,
and slowly but surely making an offing and reaching out to sea.

We continued on the same tack until we had weathered the Nab Lightship,
some ten miles out, when, being favoured with a "sojer's wind," fair
both ways, we trimmed sails again and braced the yards up, wearing ship
and gradually altering course from a nearly due east direction to one
"west-half-south," fetching a compass down Channel.

We passed on our starboard hand within easy cannon shot of the Isle of
Wight, whose bold, projecting headlands and curving bays of white and
yellow sand we opened in turn every minute, with their purple hills
beyond and deep-shadowed valleys lit up ever and anon by a gleam of
sunshine as we sailed gaily on; the blue sky above our heads seeming in
the clear atmosphere to recede further and further back into the
immensity of space as we proceeded while the blue water around us became
bluer and, more intense in tone, except where here and there the crest
of a breaking wave flecked it with foam.

At Seven Bells, when the watch was set, we had given the snub-nosed
Dunose the go-by and were heading for Saint Catherine's Point, going
about eight knots under all plain sail, the wind freshening as we drew
away from under the lee of the land, and the ship getting livelier.

Just as I was looking over the side and noting this fact, while watching
the gull's circling in our wake, uttering their plaintive screams at
intervals that sounded like the ghost cries of drowned sailors buried
beneath the sea, Mr Quadrant, the master, who was on the poop, sextant
in hand, reported it was twelve o'clock; whereupon, the commander
telling him to "make it so," Eight Bells was struck, the men being piped
to dinner immediately afterwards in obedience to another order from
headquarters aft.

Not being wanted any longer on deck, and the crisp, bracing sea air
giving me a good appetite, I hurried down the hatchway to join my
messmates in the gunroom, mindful by my morning's experiences of the
disadvantage of being late for meals.

Quick as I was, I found the majority of the other fellows not on duty
had already forestalled me, chief among these early birds being my chum,
Tom Mills.

This young gentleman, all in his glory, was lording it over poor Dobb's,
the long-suffering steward, at a fine rate, I noticed, making Mr
Stormcock waxy with his remarks about the fare.

This, really, was not at all bad in quality nor scanty in quantity, as
the irate master's mate asseverated with considerable heat.

It was much better, indeed, than most of us youngsters had probably been
accustomed to when at school in our longshore days, no matter how we
might growl and turn up our noses at it now; but, cocksy Master Tommy,
of course, was incorrigible, treating such an innuendo as this, in spite
of the loud voice and pointed manner of Mr Stormcock, with the contempt
it deserved, the young rascal grinning and sticking his tongue in his
cheek in so provocative a fashion that the master's mate instantly
pitched a hot potato at him.

This caught Mr Fortescue Jones, the unoffending assistant-paymaster, in
the eye, and made all the purser's clerks yell with laughter.

When I went on deck again, shortly after Three Bells, we were pretty
well clear of the Isle of Wight, the Needles Rocks being off our weather
quarter and some miles distant, with the Dorset coast looming ahead.

As I stood listening to the quartermaster instructing the helmsmen, one
of whom was a young hand, telling them to keep the ship a couple of
points free, until, as time went on, it came close to the next hour, two
o'clock, or Four Bells; when, according to the routine of the service,
Adams, who was midshipman of the watch, hove the log and reported that
we were still only going eight knots, with the ebb tide in our favour.

At that moment, Captain Farmer came out of his cabin; and, hearing this,
directed the officer of the watch, Mr Bitpin, whose rightful turn of
duty it was, to set studding sails, not being satisfied, apparently,
with the old _Candahar's_ progress, although she was doing her best and
surging along in grand style, as I thought.

"Bosun's mate!" thereupon sang out the lieutenant.  "Pipe watch to set
starboard topmast and to'gallant stu'ns'ls!"

"Ay, ay, sir," replied the boatswain's mate from his post by the
after-hatchway; and, almost in the same breath, his piercing shrill
whistle was heard, followed by his hoarse shout repeating Mr Bitpin's
gruff command.  "Watch set starboard topmast and to'gallant stu'ns'ls!"

"Topmen aloft!"

"Jiggers at the tops'l lifts!"

"Clear away stu'ns'l gear!"

These successive orders were now jerked out in rapid rotation by Mr
Bitpin, who stood at the poop-rail bellowing away like a wild bull,
Captain Farmer remaining alongside him and surveying with critical eye
all that was done as the hands scrambled up the rigging and bustled
about the deck, casting off ropes and getting the booms prepared; until,
anon, the captains of the fore and maintops and the captain of the
forecastle, as well as the gunner's mate, whose task it was to see to
the main topmast studding sail, reported "All ready!"

Therefore the lieutenant, with a deeper bellow than before, shouted
"Sway away!"

In an instant, the watch on deck, bending on to the halliards with a
will, hoisted the gleaming white sails aloft and sheeted them home;
when, bellying out before the northerly breeze, they expanded their
folds, making the yardarms creak again, and looking like the wings of
some gigantic seabird, the ship herself bearing out the resemblance and
swooping away in a heavy lurch to leeward, after apparently preening her
pinions for a fresh flight, being now a perfect pyramid of canvas from
truck to deck.

"Mr Adams," called out Mr Bitpin presently from the poop, evidently in
obedience to some quiet order given by the captain, to the midshipman,
who of course stood immediately below his superior officer on the
quarter-deck, "heave the log again and tell me what she's going now!"

"Very good, sir," replied Frank Adams; and, after the necessary interval
of heaving the log-ship over the side to leeward and counting the knots
on the line while the fourteen-second glass held by the quartermaster
was running out, he sang out "She's going nearly ten, sir."

"Ah!" muttered Captain Farmer, who had come down the poop-ladder and was
waiting for the news before returning to his cabin, as he passed the
marine sentry before disappearing within the sliding door, expressing
his thoughts aloud, "That's better, much better--I thought she could do
it with this wind!"  It was a beautiful afternoon; and, from its being
Sunday, several of the wardroom officers came on deck after luncheon,
having nothing especial to do below.

Amongst the lot were Dr Nettleby and Mr Nipper, the paymaster.

I also observed on the poop the Reverend Mr Smythe and "Joe" Jellaby,
who had contrived to secure sufficient snoozing, during the odd moments
when he was off duty since the morning, to make up for the sleep he had
lost by going to the admiral's ball and there meeting the witching houri
of his dreams, "that chawming gurl," who had subsequently prevented him
from taking his proper rest when he came aboard in the small hours of
the middle watch.

The chaplain seemed to have taken a fancy to "Joe," for he stuck on to
him as soon as he came up the hatchway; joining with some considerable
difficulty in the lieutenant's constitutional "quarter-deck walk."  The
reverend gentleman had not got his sea legs yet, and did not find it an
easy matter to keep step, or indeed keep his footing sometimes.

This was more especially the case when the ship heeled over every now
and again before the force of the wind and then righted herself on an
even keel without warning, throwing Mr Smythe off his balance and
causing him to clutch frantically at _Joe's_ arm for support till he
recovered his lost centre of gravity.

The lieutenant's courtesy was put to a severe test in making him
preserve _his_ gravity; albeit, he had an itching inclination to burst
out into his jovial laugh at the reverend gentleman's ridiculous
contortions and praiseworthy attempts to sustain a sort of disjointed
conversation between the pauses of his grotesque sprawls and restoration
to a more dignified attitude.

As they were marching up and down the deck in this desultory way,
describing the while a series of irregular ellipses, Six Bells was
struck forwards, and the marine stationed by the taffrail at once
shouted out in a high key, "Life-buoy!"

"Dear me!" exclaimed Mr Smythe in a shrill tone of alarm, which his
squeaky voice was well calculated to express, bringing up suddenly
against one of the quarter boats which was swung inboard from the
davits; and knocking his head violently against the bottom planking,
through the ship lurching as he stopped.  "What has happened--is anyone
lost overboard?"

"Oh, no," replied "Joe," laughing as usual.  "It's only the jolly in
charge of the life-buoy.  He has to sing out every time the bell is
struck to show that he's at his post, just as the sojers ashore on
sentry-go cry `All's well!' to tell their sergeant they're not napping,
that's all."

"Ah!" ejaculated the chaplain with a feeble smile, putting his hand to
his head as if in great pain from the blow he had received, "I see--ah,
I see."

"I hope you haven't hurt yourself," said "Joe," seeing that the other
kept his white cambric handkerchief still tightly pressed to his
forehead.  "That was a rather nasty knock you got!  Cut yourself, eh?"

"I--I--don't quite know, you know," answered the reverend gentleman,
removing the handkerchief after some hesitation and proceeding to
examine it carefully as if fearing the worst; but, finding now no trace
of blood on its snowy surface, he became reassured and said, in a more
cheery tone, "no, not cut, I think, only a severe contusion, thank you,
Mr Jellaby.  The pain has nearly gone now!"

"That's right; I'm glad you've escaped so well," said "Joe," taking Mr
Smythe's arm again and wheeling him in line so as to resume their walk;
while I stood by, with my ears cocked, listening to the detached
fragments of their talk.  "On board my last ship, the _Blanche_, we had
a rum start one day with our life-buoy sentry.  Would you like me to
tell you the story?"

"Thanks, much," responded the chaplain; "I should be delighted."

"Well, you see," began the lieutenant, starting off with his yarn and
quarter-deck walk again simultaneously, "we had a lot of raw marine lads
who had just enlisted sent us from Forton to complete our complement;
and, one of these green hands, as luck would have it, was placed as
sentry on the poop by the sergeant of the guard, the first day he came
aboard, though he'd probably never seen a ship in his life before.  You
see, eh?"

"Ah!" ejaculated the chaplain as "Joe" turned abruptly when close up to
the taffrail and nearly twisted him off his legs.  "Yes, I--ah--see."

"When the poor jolly was put on sentry," continued the lieutenant,
bolstering up Mr Smythe with his arm and just saving him in the nick of
time from coming to grief again over a ringbolt on the deck, "the
sergeant told him he would have to call out when the bell was struck,
thinking, of course, he knew all about it.  The poor fellow, though, as
you are aware, was quite ignorant of the custom; so, as soon as the
sergeant's back was turned, he asked one of the men of the starboard
watch standing by, `What am I to call out when they strike the bell?'

"`Life-buoy!' replied the other.  `Life-buoy!'

"`All right, chummy, I thank you kindly,' said the young marine, full of
gratitude; and so, when, by-and-by, Two Bells were struck, he called out
in a voice that could be heard all over the ship, `Live boy!'"

"He--he--he!" chuckled the chaplain in his feeble way, he and Mr
Jellaby coming to a stop, I was glad to see, close to where I stood.
"That was funny!  Very, very funny!"

"Nothing to what's coming," went on Mr Jellaby, pleased that his
efforts at comic narrative under such difficulties had been so far
successful, the chaplain not objecting to the secular amusement from any
conscientious scruples.  "Well, as soon as the ignorant chaw-bacon chap
yelled out this, which naturally made everyone who heard it laugh,
although they put the mistake down to the poor fellow's provincial
pronunciation, he turns to the man who had previously instructed him and
asks in a proud sort of way, as if seeking praise for his performance,
`Say, how did I sing out that, chum?'

"`Very well,' replied the other, who, if he had advised him in good
faith in the first instance, on now seeing the result of his teaching
was anxious to take a rise out of the `stupid jolly,' as he thought him.
`But, chummy, you'll have to do different next time.'

"`Oh!' exclaimed the marine.  `What shall I have to sing out, then?'

"`You called "Live boy" at Two Bells; and so it'll be "Dead boy" when it
strikes Three Bells.  It's always turn and turn about aboard ship.'

"`Yes, that's fair enough and I thank you kindly,' answered the poor
marine, sucking in the other's gammon like milk, not perceiving for a
moment that the sailor was `pulling his leg'; and, the next time the
bell sounded, as sure as we both stand here, if you'll believe me, Mr
Smythe, the silly donkey shouted out, even louder than he had done
before, at the very pitch of his voice, `Dead boy.'"

"He, he, he!" cackled Mr Smythe again, while Dick Popplethorne, who had
joined me by the taffrail and was intently listening like myself to
"Joe's" yarn, burst out in a regular guffaw, which he had to choke his
fist into his mouth to suppress; for, any such violent expression of
merriment was totally at variance with the discipline of a man-of-war
and had to be checked at once for the good of the service!  "But, what--
ah, happened, Mr Jellaby, to the poor fellow, eh?"

"Why, the officer of the watch sent for the sergeant of the guard with a
file of marines, and put the man under arrest for being drunk and
mutinous!"

"You don't--ah, mean to say he was punished?"

"No," replied "Joe," with a wink to us.  "He certainly was brought up on
the quarter-deck before the captain, who had heard his queer shout, as
everybody did, indeed, who was on deck at the time; but, the bluejacket
who had misled him came forward at the last moment and got him released
from chokey, our captain, who was a good-tempered chap and enjoyed a
joke, letting them both off, although he read 'em a lecture and had to
bite his lip the while he spoke of the heinousness of their joint
offence, he being hardly able to speak seriously!"

"Ah, I see," said the Reverend Mr Smythe approvingly, though in a very
faint tone, walking off towards the poop-ladder with the lieutenant's
aid, having evidently had enough of the ship's rolling.  He expressed a
wish to seek the seclusion of his own cabin, whereat I was not
surprised, both Dick Popplethorne and myself having observed his face
assume a greenish-yellowy-liver sort of look during the last few moments
of "Joe's" narrative; but he kept up his courage to the last, murmuring
yet more faintly as he tottered below.  "Ve-wy good--ah!  Ye-es, ve-wy
good--ah, indeed!"

"Funny, wasn't it?" said Dick Popplethorne to me as the two turned away,
laughing again, only more quietly now.  "What a rum start for him to
sing out, `dead boy!'"

I thought so, too--afterwards.



CHAPTER FIFTEEN.

OFF USHANT.

At Eight Bells, or four o'clock in the ordinary parlance of landsmen,
Mr Bitpin was relieved by the first lieutenant, who then came on deck
with the rest of the starboard watch to take charge, while the port
watch went below at the same time.

This hour marked the beginning of the first dog watch, which, it may be
here mentioned for the benefit of the uninitiated, only lasts two hours,
from four o'clock to six, when the second dog watch, of similar
duration, commences and continues until eight o'clock, or "Eight Bells,"
again.

These subdivisions of time are necessary on board ship in order to allow
all to share alike the rough with the smooth, and give the officers and
men a change at regular intervals from day to night service, and the
reverse; for, if all the watches were of equal length, there could not
be any possible variation of the hours during which the hands would be
on and off duty respectively, the one section of the crew in such case
coming on deck at precisely the same time each day and going below in
similar rotation.

By the system in vogue, however, of cutting one of the watches into two
parts, which is common to the seamen of all countries in the mercantile
marine and is not merely limited to the routine of our men-of-war, there
is a constant change introduced; so that, the men who take, say, the
first watch to-night, from eight o'clock till midnight, will have the
middle watch to-morrow night, and so on in regular sequence until the
time comes round again for them to "return to their old love" again!

"Glass-eye," as the men called the first lieutenant, I noticed, was a
much smarter hand than Mr Bitpin, in spite of his drawly way of
speaking and lackadaisical airs below; and when he was officer of the
watch there was no lolling about the deck or any of the talking that
went on behind the boats and in odd corners, as was the case while "old
growler" had charge.

Everyone then, on the contrary, brightened up and kept to his station;
while even the old quartermaster and helmsman drawing themselves up at
"attention" as soon as the Honourable Digby Lanyard's long, telescopic
form appeared on the poop, just as if he were the commander, or Captain
Farmer himself.

The Honourable was not long inactive, for the sun was already beginning
to sink below the western horizon, lighting up Saint Alban's Head,
abreast of which we were now speeding along, with a bright glare that
displayed every detail of its steep escarpment and the rocky foreshore
at its base; the glorious orb of day presently disappearing beneath the
ocean, leaving a track of radiance behind him across the watery waste
and flooding the heavens overhead with a harmony of vivid colouring in
which every tint of the rainbow was represented--crimson and purple and
gold, melting into rose, that paled again into the most delicate sea--
green and finally became merged in the more neutral tones of night!

"Looks like a change coming, I think," observed Mr Quadrant, the
master, glancing at the sunset more with the eye of a meteorologist than
that of an artist.  "Those northerly winds never last long in the
Channel, especially at this time of year."

"The evening's closing in, too," said the "first luff," screwing his
eyeglass more tightly into the corner of his eye and bending his lanky
body over the poop-rail to see if everything was all right on the deck
below, after taking a hurried squint aloft.  "I shall shorten sail at
once.  Bosun's mate!"

You should have heard him roar out this hail.  Why, it made me jump off
my feet as if a cannon had been fired, with a full charge, close to my
head!

"Ay, ay, sir," replied the boatswain's mate, coming under the break of
the poop, so as to be nearer at hand; but there was certainly no
necessity for his approaching in order to hear better, for the
lieutenant's voice would have been audible a mile off, "I'm here, sir."

"Pipe the watch to shorten sail!"

"Ay, ay, sir."

There was no need, though, of pipe or shout from the worthy petty
officer addressed, notwithstanding that the lusty seaman could have
piped and shouted with the best, should duty demand it of him; for, the
lieutenant's order had already reached the ears of every man of the
watch, and all were at their several stations, ready for the next
command.

This was not long-delayed.

"Topmen aloft!  In royals and to'gallant stu'ns'ls!" he bellowed, in a
tone that put that of poor Mr Bitpin completely into the shade; his
voice sounding as if the wild bull which that gentleman had apparently
imitated, according to the facetious Larkyns, had since been under the
instruction of Signor Lablache or some other distinguished bass singer
and had learnt to mellow his roar into a deeper tone.  No sooner, too,
had the hands jumped into the rigging and the studdingsail halliards and
tacks been cast off by the watch on deck and the downhauls and sheets
manned, than the "first luff," pitching his voice to yet a higher key,
sang out in rapid sequence, "Topmast stu'ns'l downhaul--haul taut--clew
up--all down!"

"Bosun's mate," he then cried, "turn the hands up!"

This was the last order he gave on his own responsibility; for, while
the men of the watch below were hurrying up on deck in obedience to the
busy boatswain's mates' whistle and shout of "all ha-a-nds," which could
still be heard ringing through the ship, Commander Nesbitt came up on
the poop and took charge.

He thus superseded his subordinate, the lieutenant; it being the custom
of the service for the commander to "carry on" on such occasions and the
officer of the watch, whoever he might be, to "play second fiddle," as
the saying goes, which part the "first luff," took in the present
instance, proceeding at once to his proper station on the forecastle.

No cessation occurred, however, in the task of shortening sail.

"Hands reef tops'ls!" shouted the commander almost on the instant he
gained the poop, following this up by the command, "Topmen aloft--take
in one reef--way aloft!"

Of course Adams and Larkyns and Popplethorne had to scramble up to their
posts in the mizzen and main and foretops, much to my admiration and
envy; for, being only a cadet, I was not allowed to go aloft except for
drill, and then only under special supervision, as I will presently
tell.

While these lucky beggars, as I then thought them, were footing it up
the ratlines, the commander sang out in rapid rotation, the orders
necessary to make the way clear for taking in the reef required--

"Weather topsail braces--round in--lower the tops'ls!"

"Trice up and lay out!"

By these being acted on, the wind was first "spilled" out of the three
topsails, which were then lowered on the caps; and, the studdingsail
booms being triced up to their usual place when not set, in the topmost
rigging, the men were able to go out on the yards and commence reefing
in earnest.

On the completion of this, the command was given to hoist away;
whereupon the halliards were manned below and the topsails run up again.

"Trim sails!" sang out Commander Nesbitt as soon as he saw the middies
and their men coming down from aloft.  "Lee braces--brace up the yards!"

During all this time, though, the wind had been shifting to the westward
and ahead; and, noticing the jib beginning to shiver and flap, the
commander came to the fore again.

"Brace the mainyard sharp up!" he shouted; when, on the seamen at the
bitts reporting that "the mark" was "down," or, in other words, that the
yard had been braced up as far as it would go, the other yards were
trimmed parallel and the active commander cried, "Belay the main brace!"

"By jingo, I think he might say `splice the main brace' now, after all
this jollification!" growled Mr Stormcock, who had come up on the
quarter-deck while the ship was thus being made snug for the night and
left now under easy sail, consisting of the courses with reefed topsails
and topgallants, as well as the jib and spanker and foretopmast
staysail.  "The poor fellows must be precious dry with all that cutting
about up and down the ratlines, and I wouldn't mind a glass of grog
myself."

"No, really, you don't mean that!" said Larkyns chaffingly.  "Wouldn't
you prefer a cup of tea, now?"

"Cup of tea be hanged!" rejoined the master's mate, angrily.  "You
youngsters of the present day are always thinking of your tea, like a
lot of blessed old women!  In my time, fellows at sea didn't go in for
slops and mollycoddling, as all of you do now.  By jingo, the gunroom
might as well be turned into a nursery at once, with such a pack of
children about!"

"At all events, we'd never be at a loss for a nurse, old chappie, with
you aboard," said Larkyns, sniggering.  "Indeed, you'd make even a
better one than we could get ashore."

"Hey!" exclaimed Mr Stormcock, a bit puzzled at this.  "What do you
mean?"

"I don't mean a dry nurse, you know, old chappie, though you said, you
were `dry' just now," replied Larkyns, laughing at his own joke.  "Nor
do I mean a wet 'un.  No, old chappie, I mean a wetter-un, do you twig?"

"Phaugh!" ejaculated the master's mate, with a gesture of disgust, as he
turned towards the binnacle to take the course the ship was steering, so
as to lay it off on his chart and estimate the distance run and our
probable position by dead reckoning.  "A beastly pun like that is enough
a make a fellow sick!"

"All right, old chappie, I'd better get out of your way, if that's the
case," rejoined Larkyns, chuckling.  "I'll go below and finish my tea,
which I would certainly not have left behind me, with you about, had it
been grog!"

With which parting shot at what was generally believed to be Mr
Stormcock's particular weakness, and one which had delayed his
promotion, Larkyns hopped down the after-hatchway on his way to the
gunroom, I following after him, nothing loth to have some little
refreshment after my long stay on deck, this having made me hungry
again.

Things were pretty quiet below, I found, most of the noisier spirits of
the mess having eaten their fill and departed; and, fortunately, the
gunroom steward had not forgotten us late-comers, there being plenty of
the "water-bewitched" sort of beverage that goes by the name of "tea" on
board ship, albeit we had to be content with an extra allowance of sugar
in lieu of milk.

To make up for this, however, the good-natured Dobbs had thoughtfully
reserved for the delectation of Larkyns and myself a fragment of some
very stale cake, which, from the important air he assumed when
presenting it to our astonished gaze, he evidently considered a great
treat; and, I was really sorry at Larkyns making some unkind remark or
other about Noah and the Ark in connection with this venerable dainty
that, I'm sure, must have hurt the feelings of the steward, who meant to
do us a kindness, no doubt, and, at all events, did his best!

At Four Bells, or six o'clock, I went on deck again with Mr Jellaby and
the port watch, remaining on duty until the end of the second dog watch.

By that time, we were passing the Bill of Portland, sailing close-hauled
still down Channel on the starboard tack; but, I was so tired out that I
could hardly keep my eyes open, only knowing what the quartermaster
kindly told me, so on getting below again soon after Eight Bells, I
turned into my hammock without troubling much at undressing, and was "as
fast as a top" within less than a minute of reaching the steerage.

Next morning, on awakening, I was much surprised at everything being
very quiet between decks, without any motion of the ship or rush of the
water past her sides, and I wondered what had happened to cause this
stillness.

On turning out, however, my wonder was soon allayed by discovering that
we had made Plymouth during the small hours, and were now anchored in
the Sound, midway between Mount Edgecombe and the breakwater.

I may add, that the mess table in the gunroom at breakfast clearly
demonstrated our proximity to this very hospitable port, by the lavish
abundance of milk and eggs, not to speak of bloaters and marmalade, so
that even Tom Mills was satisfied.

He did not have the heart to take another rise out of the irascible
caterer, Mr Stormcock; while, as for Plumper, the senior mate, I never
saw a chap eat in my life as he did.

An ostrich of the most enterprising digestion, or the boa-constrictor at
the Zoological Gardens who recently swallowed its messmate in a weak
moment, would neither of them have been a match for the fat little
gourmand, who made even Dobbs stare at his efforts in the knife-and-fork
line.

We stopped at Plymouth for some four-and-twenty hours, shipping
supernumeraries and taking in surplus stores.

After which, weighing anchor again, we worked out of the Sound, having
to tack twice before clearing the breakwater; and, resuming our passage
we passed the Lizard the same afternoon, being some ten or twelve miles
to the southward of the Bishop's Rock in the Scilly Isles at midnight.

I noticed the bright, star-like light of the latter, low down on the
horizon, away on our weather quarter, only just dimly discernible in the
distance through the haze, when I came on deck for the middle watch, the
lighthouse looking to me as if twinkling to us a last farewell from home
and the land we had left, never, perhaps, to see again.

But, although we made fair enough progress, we were not able to preserve
as straight a course as Captain Farmer and the master would have liked
to have done.

The wind was continually on the shift and trying to head us, thus
causing us to keep the ship away and steer more to the southward;
instead of making all the westering we could when leaving the channel,
so as to give Cape Ushant, with its erratic currents and treacherous
indraught, as wide a berth as possible--the French coast being a bad
lookout under one's lee at any time!

However, we had to make the best we could of the wind we had; and by
noon next day, when Mr Quadrant took the sun, having all of us round
him on the poop, cadets as well as midshipmen, on the alert to watch for
the dip and mark off the angle on our sextants, we were found to be in
latitude 48 degrees 50 minutes North, and longitude 7 degrees 35 minutes
West, showing that we had run some two hundred miles or so since leaving
Plymouth Sound.

After observing the sun's altitude, we were supposed to work out the
reckoning for ourselves independently of each other; though, when the
master sent us down to the gunroom to do this, the lazy hands amongst
us, who were by a long way in the majority, cribbed from those who were
readier at figures, like Larkyns and Ned Anstruther, both of whom
arrived at the same result as Mr Quadrant, ay even in a shorter time,
handing in their papers for inspection before I had well-nigh begun
mine.

"Here, Vernon, take my log and copy it out," cried Larkyns, seeing me
somewhat puzzled over the calculations I was making by the aid of a fat
volume of logarithm tables and Roper's "Navigator"; "you look
considerably fogged, old chappie, by the cut of your jib."

"No thank you," I replied, all on my mettle, determined not to be beat.
"I want to try and make it out by myself, so that I shall know how to do
it next time."

"Bravo, youngster," put in Mr Stormcock.  "That's the only way to
become a good navigator.  Fudging your reckoning will never teach you
how to work out your altitudes; you stick to it, my boy, and do it on
your own hook."

Nor did the master's mate content himself with merely giving me this
sound advice; for, sitting down by my side, he overhauled my figures
and, being an expert mathematician, soon put me in the right road to
arriving at a solution of my difficulties.

Really, he explained the various steps necessary in order to work out
the reckoning in such a simple way that I understood it thoroughly;
learning more in this one lesson from Mr Stormcock than I had done, I
think, during the three months that I had studied navigation while on
board the training-ship _Illustrious_.

I learnt even yet more.

That was, not to judge by appearances and form hasty conclusions as to
the character of my messmates; as, up to the moment of his coming thus
to my aid, I had always considered Mr Stormcock an ill-tempered and
soured man--whereas I now saw he was at bottom a good-natured fellow and
one ready enough to help another when opportunity offered!

It was a lesson which, like the one he had just taught me in navigation,
I never forgot.

Towards sunset that afternoon, when we were entering the Bay of Biscay,
the lookout man on the foretopsail yard hailed the deck.

"Sail in sight, sir!" he sang out loudly.  "She's on our port bow, sir."

"All right," answered the officer of the watch, Mr Jellaby, who was up
on the poop and I below on the quarter-deck at the time; and then,
turning to the yeoman of signals, he cried, "Signalman, a vessel's in
sight on our port bow, go and look at her and see what she is."

"Ay, ay, sir," replied the seaman, putting his telescope to his eye;
when, scanning in the direction pointed out to him, he soon made out the
ship.  "She appears like a strange man-of-war, sir."

"Very well," said Mr Jellaby.  "Watch her till you can make her out
perfectly."

In another minute or two, the signalman made the result of his second
scrutiny known.

"She's a French man-of-war and is making for Brest, I think, sir."

"Ah!" exclaimed "Joe," having a look at her, too, with his binocular.
"Hoist the ensign!"

This was done; but, the stranger made no sign, until, gradually
approaching each other all the while, she was about three miles off,
when she displayed the gallant tricolour flag of France.

"Signalman," sang out Mr Jellaby on seeing this, "Dip the colours!"

Our ensign was thereupon raised and lowered from the peak three times in
succession, according to the usual nautical etiquette observed on such
occasions, the other ship returning the compliment in like fashion; and
we were just passing each other, she crossing our bows and sailing away
right before the wind on our starboard beam, when, all of a sudden, she
brought up, backing her maintopsail and firing a gun at the same time to
attract our attention.

"By Jove, she wants to speak us; something must be up!" said the
commander who had come on deck in the meanwhile.  "Go below, Vernon, and
tell the cap'en at once."



CHAPTER SIXTEEN.

"MAN OVERBOARD!"

"Confound those mounseers," I heard Mr Stormcock say to the master as I
came out from Captain Farmer's cabin.  "I wonder what they want to stop
us for now, just as we were getting clear of Ushant?  It's sure to bring
us bad luck!"

"By jingo, it is a nuisance bringing us up like this," chorused Mr
Quadrant, a fellow-grumbler of the same kidney.  "We might have carried
on as we were standing, if those blessed Parlyvoos, had only let us
alone; while now, when we do make a start again, the wind will most
probably have headed us, and we'll then have to go about and bear away
to the nor'ard on the port tack, losing all the southing we've made
since yesterday!"

In spite of both their growls, however, we could not well avoid the
interview, albeit it was none of our seeking; and while I went down to
summons the captain, Commander Nesbitt ordered the courses to be clewed
up and the mainyard squared, so as to heave the ship to.

When I came up again the Frenchman and ourselves had both our heads to
windward and were bobbing about abreast of each other, though still some
distance apart; dipping deeply in the rough seaway and occasionally
rolling broadside on, with the salt spray and spindrift coming in over
our hammock nettings in sprinkles of foam.

"Hullo!" cried Larkyns, who was signal midshipman and was looking at the
stranger with a diminutive telescope screwed-up to his starboard eye.
"She's hoisted the answering pen'ant under her ensign."

"That means she's going to use the International Code," said the
commander, overhearing him.  "Signalman, keep a sharp lookout on her,
and have your book handy to read her signal as soon as it goes up!"

"Ay, ay, sir," replied the man, who was, like Larkyns, squinting his
best at the other ship, although with a much bigger glass.  "Something's
going up now, sir."

"Yes, I see," said Commander Nesbitt, as a string of flags were run up
to the French ship's main.  "Have our answering pen'ant ready to hoist
as soon as you can make it out.  Look sharp, signalman!  What does she
say?"

"It's `B D N,' sir," stammered out the man, who was rapidly turning over
the pages of the signal book, seeking the meaning of the flags in that
dictionary of the sign language of the sea, and missing what he sought
to find in his hurry.  "I--I--can't find it, sir."

"Can't find your grandmother!" cried the Commander, impatiently, vexed
at the delay.  "Here, give me the signal book!"

"The hoist means `I want to communicate,' I think," observed Captain
Farmer, who had come up quietly on the poop meanwhile, and stood behind
the commander.  "But the Frenchman might have saved himself the trouble
of sending such a signal aloft; for, the mere fact of his already coming
up to the wind and firing a gun, told us as much beforehand!"

"I should think so, sir; but it's just like those Johnny Crapauds--
always gabbling a lot about nothing!" rejoined the commander, who, at
last, had now found the right page of the signal book.  "Yes, sir,
you're quite right, as usual!  I wish I had your memory for signals!  He
`wants to communicate.'  Signalman, hoist our answering pen'ant!"

At this order, the red-and-white barred pennant, which had long since
been bent ready to the signal halliards, was run up to our main truck.

From this point of vantage, it flew out fair above all our sails and
tophamper, visible all round the compass and telling the French
corvette, still curvetting and prancing abreast of us and showing her
bright copper sheathing as she rolled, that we had at last made out her
signal and were waiting to learn what she had to say.

"I hope it's really important," said Captain Farmer to the commander;
while Larkyns and the head signalman kept their glasses fixed on the
opposite ship, ready to take in her next signal.  "International
courtesies are all very well in their way, but I don't like being
stopped for a mere exchange of bunting and that sort of balderdash,
Nesbitt."

"Nor I, sir," agreed the commander.  "Ha, they're sending up another
hoist now, and we'll soon know all about it.  What's that now,
signalman?"

"`B L K,' sir," replied the yeoman of signals and Larkyns in one breath;
and the former, running his fingers over the pages of the signal book,
which Commander Nesbitt had returned to his custody, soon found that the
interpretation of the flags thus clustered was, "We have passed a wreck,
but were unable to stand by to see if any survivors were aboard her."

"Oh!" exclaimed the captain on this being read out aloud, as the
signalman put it down on the slate for entry into the ship's log,
according to the usual custom.  "This is getting interesting.  Hoist `Q
R S' after the answering pen'ant."

"I say, Larkyns," I asked, in an undertone of my friend the senior mid,
as a string of square flags went up on our side--a yellow on top, a red
square with a yellow cross in the middle, and a white flag with a blue
centre the lowermost--"what does our signal mean, eh?"

"It means," he whispered back, keeping his starboard eye still glued to
his telescope, "`whereabouts is that wreck you're speaking of?'"

Some considerable delay now occurred on board the corvette; the
Frenchies, in spite of their taking the initiative in the matter, being
not as handy as our man in the manipulation of their flags.

At last, however, they sent up two hoists in rather a slovenly fashion,
one going up after the other.

"Ha, that's the latitude," said Captain Farmer.  "`F K S' and `G I V'
Signalman, what does that make, eh?"

"Forty-seven degrees, and fifteen minutes north latitude, sir."

"Good, my man," returned the captain, approvingly.  "You've read that
pretty smartly!  Now, hoist the answering pennant; though, I suppose
we'll have to wait another month of Sundays for their longitude.  No, by
Jove!  Messieurs les Francais are a trifle quicker this time.  `F N J'
and `G V L.'  How do you make them out, signalman?  See if you can be as
smart again as you were just now."

"Ay, ay, sir," returned the yeoman, all on his mettle and his eye the
quicker to scan the alphabetical pages of his flag lexicon where the
signals were catalogued in groups according to their subjects, this one
being a numeral and, therefore, all the easier to read.  "It's longitude
9 degrees 15 minutes west, sir."

"All right, put it down correctly, signalman," said Captain Farmer; and,
turning to the commander, he added, "Why, Nesbitt, it's nearly in our
direct course across the Bay, only we shall have a tighter squeeze,
perhaps, in weathering Finisterre."

"But, we can go a couple of points more free, sir," observed Mr
Quadrant, who had busied himself shaping a course on a chart by the
binnacle as soon as he heard the latitude and longitude given.  "That'll
be better than going about on the port tack, as I thought we should have
to do, sir."

"Yes--ha--humph!  But I don't like going too near Finisterre, though,
Mr Quadrant, with a westerly gale threatening," said the captain.  "We
cannot help ourselves, however, at present, for we must go after this
wreck and see if there're any unfortunate people aboard; though, I think
those Frenchmen might have overhauled her themselves, instead of leaving
it for us to do!  Hoist `H V L,' signalman!  That will serve, Nesbitt,
to tell them we'll attend to the wreck.  Let us fill and bear away
again.  We can't afford to waste any more time palavering with our
friend over yonder, who keeps us bowing and scraping like a veritable
Frenchman as he is!  Run up the signal now, signalman; and, Nesbitt,
give him a parting dip of the ensign, and then brace round the yards and
bear up!"

"Very good, sir," replied the commander; and, as soon as the Frenchmen
had hoisted their answering pennant to show that our signal had been
taken in and understood, he turned to the poop-rail and sang out,
"Bosun's mate, pipe the watch to trim sails!"

The braces were then manned and the main yard swung, while our helm put
hard a-starboard; when, the upper sails now filling and drawing again,
our courses were dropped and the tacks hauled aboard, the clew garnets
rattling as they were brought aft, and the ship put on her course.

We bore away, though, a couple of points more to the southward than
before, steering sou'-sou'-west, towards the position of the wreck, as
pointed out to us by our communicative friends, the strange ship.

"By Jove, sir," exclaimed the commander as we bade farewell to the
Frenchman, who also filled at the same time and went about on his way,
both of us dipping our ensigns once more in salute, "we never thought of
asking his name!"

"No more we did, Nesbitt," said Captain Farmer; and the two stared at
each other for a moment in silence, the captain ultimately breaking into
a laugh.  "But, that need not trouble you; for, I should know that
corvette anywhere, I think, from the way she tumbles home from her water
line abaft the beam.  She's the old _Serieuse_ for a thousand!"

"Indeed, sir?"

"Yes.  She was one of the French fleet in the Black Sea when I was out
there with old Dundas.  I've been alongside her too often to forget her
queer build!"

"But, I thought most of those French corvettes were wall-sided, sir?"

"Ay, true enough," replied Captain Farmer, with a chuckle, as he came
down the poop-ladder and turned to go into his cabin.  "But, not all of
them, Nesbitt, not all of them, my boy.  I tell you, I would know the
old _Serieuse_ anywhere, for they haven't got another tub like her
afloat."

"The `old man's' right," I heard the master say to Mr Stormcock when
the captain had disappeared.  "The corvette was on the right of our line
when we bombarded Odessa; and I recollect she missed stays when tacking,
and pretty nearly came aboard us."

"By jingo," replied Mr Stormcock, enthusiastically, "what an eye the
old man has for a ship, and what a memory for signals!  I never came
across his equal."

So thought I too; however, each day disclosed some fresh trait in our
captain's character, which surprised us all the more from his being such
a very reserved man.

He was in the habit of keeping himself to himself until occasion arose
to bring out his latent qualities.

Time, and a longer acquaintance with him, only taught us this pregnant
fact, amongst other things!

While all the signalling had been going on, the wind was gradually
freshening and the sea getting up; and by the time we made sail again
the waves had put on their white caps, while a heavy, rolling swell had
set in.

This met us almost full butt as we lay on our course and broke over our
weather bow in columns of spray, washing the forecastle fore and aft and
tumbling into the waist in a cataract of foam.

The water was knee-deep on the lee side of the deck, whenever the ship
heeled over to port under the pressure of her canvas, passing out of the
scuppers like a mill-race on her rising again and righting on an even
keel.

The more the gale blew, however, the better the old _Candahar_ appeared
to like it; racing along in grand style, and kicking up her heels to the
Frenchman who was pretty soon hull down astern, the distance between us
widening each instant all the more rapidly from the fact of our
proceeding in opposite directions!

At Two Bells, when the log was hove, we were found to be going over nine
knots but the ship began to plunge so much presently, that Commander
Nesbitt, after one or two anxious glances aloft, ordered the boatswain's
mate to call the hands to shorten sail, setting them to work the moment
they came up from below, the topgallant sails and royals being taken in
without delay and the royal yards sent down.

"I thought we were going to have bad luck," observed Mr Stormcock, who
had made his appearance again on the quarter-deck on hearing the
boatswain's pipe for all hands.  "We haven't seen the worst of it yet,
I'm afraid."

"Shut up, you old croaker," said Mr Jellaby.  "Why, you're a regular
Jonah with your prophecies of evil!"

"I hope you won't chuck me overboard for it, though, as they did him!"
replied Mr Stormcock, good-humouredly.  "Goodness knows, I don't wish
any harm to the old ship, or anyone in her!  It isn't likely I would;
but, look at those clouds there away to win'ard and judge for yourself
what sort of weather we're likely to have before nightfall!"

"Yes; no doubt you're right, Stormcock," said "Joe" in answer to this,
squinting as he spoke over the side to the westward, where a heavy bank
of cloud was rising up and nearly blotting out now the sun as it sank
lower and lower towards the horizon.  "It does look squally, certainly;
still, I can't see the use of anticipating the worst and trying to meet
troubles half-way, as you do, old chap!"

"I would rather be prepared for them than be caught napping," rejoined
the master's mate, eyeing the quartermaster at the wheel, who was giving
a helping hand to the two helmsmen, their task being by no means easy to
make the ship keep her luff under the circumstances of wind and sea.  "I
wonder the commander doesn't reef tops'ls?  We can't carry on much
longer like this!"

"I hope he won't," whispered little Tommy Mills to me aside, my chum
having come up with the rest from the gunroom at the general call.
"Ain't it jolly, spinning along like this, eh, Jack?"

Before I could reply, however, the commander seemed to have arrived at
Mr Stormcock's opinion, that we were still carrying too much canvas,
for he came to the break of the poop and shouted out to the boatswain's
mate.

"Hands reef topsails!" he cried.  "Topmen aloft!  Take in two reefs!"

"Not a bit too soon," growled the master's mate, under his breath.  "He
ought to have given that order when the to'gallants were taken in!"

"Better late than never, say I," said Mr Jellaby, laughing, as the
topmen raced up the ratlines and the weather braces were rounded-in,
preparatory to reefing.  "Really, Stormcock, you're the most inveterate
growler I have come across in the service since first I went to sea, by
Jove!"

Tom Mills and I chuckled at this; but, alas! our merriment was suddenly
hushed by hearing a wild shriek come from aloft, that rose above the
moaning of the wind as it whistled through the rigging and the
melancholy wash of the waves, while, at the same instant, a dark body
whizzed through the air and fell into the water alongside with a heavy
plunge.

"Good heavens!" exclaimed Commander Nesbitt, as we all stared at one
another with blanched faces.  "What is that?"

His question was answered in the moment of its utterance by a loud shout
from forward that rang through the ship, sending a chill to every heart.

"Man overboard!"



CHAPTER SEVENTEEN.

A HOPELESS QUEST.

"Sentry, let go the life-buoy!" cried out Commander Nesbitt at once to
the marine guard on duty on the poop, as the shout reached his ears; and
then, facing round again forward, he said, "Bosun's mate, call away the
lifeboat crew!"

On the order being given, the marine had instantly pulled the trigger
releasing the slip by which the patent buoy was suspended over the
stern, whereupon it dropped into the sea below; the same mechanism
igniting the port fire with which it was charged, although it was not
yet dark, as the friction-tube had been put in a short while previously
when the watch was relieved at Eight Bells, it being the rule on board
for the gunner's mate to do this every day before sunset and take out
the percussion-tube again in the morning at daybreak when the hands
turned out to wash and scrub decks.

So, no sooner had the buoy touched the water than it floated away,
flaming in our wake; the lurid blue light casting a spectral glare on
the phosphorescent foam of the broken wave crests that contrasted
weirdly with the last expiring gleams of the setting sun, now nearly
hidden by the pall-like black cloud, which had gradually risen along the
horizon and stretched itself across the whole western sky, creeping up
steadily towards the zenith and shutting out little by little the last
bit of blue.

At the sound of the boatswain's pipe, too, the cutter's crew had begun
to muster on the poop, the leading hands unloosing the gripes with which
the boat was secured and the coxswain attending to the tiller; while two
or three of the men had already put on their cork jackets and taken
their seats on the thwarts, ready for lowering away, the little craft
being swung out from the davits to leeward.

Excitement there was, of course, amongst us all, everybody looking eager
enough, as was natural; but I noticed that, while the commander's orders
were executed with the utmost promptitude, there was no reckless hurry
and confusion.

The most perfect order and discipline prevailed, everything being done
systematically, although the accident had occurred so suddenly and
unexpectedly; ay, and despite the fact that every soul on board, from
Captain Farmer, who had come out of his cabin again immediately on
hearing the lifeboat's crew called away, down to the youngest cadet and
powder-monkey, was willing and anxious to do his best to save our
unfortunate shipmate, without one of us knowing as yet who the poor
fellow was whose life was thus imperilled.

No; nor, indeed, did we learn his name until after the topsails had been
double-reefed and hoisted again and the ship hove-to with her
maintopsail to the mast--which was accomplished in less time, I believe,
than was ever known before, the operation not taking more than three
minutes from first to last!

Then it was that we heard who had been lost overboard.

"It's poor Popplethorne," said Charley Gilham, the third lieutenant, who
had rushed up to the poop from amidships, where he had been stationed,
to take command of the lifeboat.  "He fell from the upper rigging as he
was climbing up into the foretop.  The sail ballooned out; and then,
slatting against the yard as the brace was hauled in, the clewline
caught him unexpectedly, tripping him up and knocked him out of the
rigging headlong into the sea!"

"Poor young fellow!" said Captain Farmer.  "Do you think he was hurt at
all, or fell clear of the ship?"

"I'm afraid not, sir," replied Mr Gilham, sorrowfully, as he grasped
the after falls and sprang into the cutter.  "One of the foretopmen, who
witnessed the accident, says that he appeared to cannon off something
below, bounding out from the ship's side before striking the water, when
he sank like a stone."

"I'm afraid, then, there's no hope of picking him up," said the captain.
"Are you all ready, Gilham?"

"All ready, sir."

"Lower away, then," cried Captain Farmer.  "We can but try to save him!"

With that, down went the boat into the water alongside, in such a speedy
fashion that the after falls slipping too quickly through the
lieutenant's fingers peeled off the skin from the palms of his hands:
though Mr Gilham was quite unconscious of the injury he had received
until he returned on board, his attention being absorbed in the attempt
to save the unhappy midshipman by endeavouring to reach the spot where
he had gone down, by this time half-a-mile or so astern.

Meanwhile, the commander had stationed lookout men on the crossjack yard
and mizzen top, as well as in the weather rigging, to seek for any trace
of the poor fellow.

The captain and a dozen of the officers or more were also on the alert,
scanning the broken surface of the choppy sea surrounding us; but, alas,
it was all in vain, no dark speck was to be seen anywhere in the
distance resembling the head of the poor fellow trying to keep himself
afloat, although the signal staff of the life-buoy could be made out
distinctly from the deck, without the assistance of its flaming fuse,
which the shades of evening rendered all the more visible as daylight
waned.

Beyond this and the boat, which was cruising about beyond the buoy, away
to leeward, roving hither and thither on its vain quest, there was
nothing in sight of us on board the ship, either from the hammock
nettings or mast-head.

No, nothing but the restless, rolling billows, tossing up their white
caps in triumph over the victim who had fallen a sacrifice to Neptune;
and the breaking waves, that seemed to chuckle with malicious glee while
the remorseless deep below seemed to give vent every now and again to a
hoarse roar of triumph!

"Signalman, hoist the cutter's recall," said Captain Farmer, presently;
after an age of waiting and looking out, as it appeared to me, during
which not a word was spoken by anyone.  "There is no use searching any
more now.  If he were afloat, they would have found him long since!"

"Alas!  I'm afraid there's no hope," replied the commander.  "He will
never be seen again, sir, I think, till the sea gives up its dead!"

"No, poor fellow.  May he rest in peace."

Captain Farmer raised his cap reverently as he said this; the commander
doing the like and adding in his deep voice--

"Amen to that, sir."

The signalman had run up B flag for the cutter's return; but, as no
notice was apparently taken of the signal, the captain ordered one of
the bow guns to be fired.

Even then, however, the boat did not at once obey this imperative
command, rowing off, indeed, in the opposite direction still, as if
those in charge of her had noticed some object in the water, which we
could not observe from the ship.

A minute or two later, we could see the cutter come to a stop; when, by
the aid of the telescope, Larkyns, who was standing by the side of
Captain Farmer, said he was sure he saw them pick up something and that
they had now turned and were making for the ship.

All of us grew excited again on hearing this news, hoping for the best;
and as the cutter came closer, the captain, who could not restrain his
impatience, hailed her!

"Boat, ahoy!" he sang out.  "Have you got him?"

Charley Gilham, who was sitting in the sternsheets, with his head bent
down, looked up on hearing the captain's call.

"No, sir," he hailed back.  "Only his cap!"

The boat came alongside in silence, and the falls were hooked on; when,
it was hoisted up to the davits slowly, the men hauling in a sort of
spiritless way, as if saddened by the painful episode, while even the
boatswain's pipe seemed to whistle in a subdued tone in the minor key!

On reaching the deck, the lieutenant came up to the captain with poor
Popplethorne's cap, turning it over as he presented it to him to draw
his attention to it.

It was torn and bloody on one side.

"The topman was right, sir, you see," he said to Captain Farmer.  "He
must have struck some part of the ship heavily when he fell from aloft
before going overboard."

"Yes," replied the captain.  "I see."

Just then, Mr Jellaby, who had gone forward in the meantime to see if
there were any traces there of the accident, returned aft, looking more
serious than I had ever seen him before.

"His head struck against one of the flukes of the sheet-anchor, sir," he
reported to Captain Farmer who had sent him on the errand.  "The bill of
it, just abaft the fore-rigging to port, is now spattered with the poor
little chap's brains.  I wonder nobody observed it before, sir."

"He would, therefore, have been killed instantly and did not suffer any
pain," said the captain.  "Poor young fellow, poor young fellow!  He was
a most promising lad and always smart at his duty!"

"Trim sails!" cried out the commander at this juncture, in a voice husky
with emotion; as if anxious to hide his feelings, now that the captain
had pronounced his requiem to the memory of our late shipmate.  "Brace
up the mainyard!"

At once our sails filled, when the ship was put upon her course again;
and, the watch being then set, we all went below, the boatswain piping
the hands down to supper, for it was nearly Three Bells and more than an
hour after the usual time for that meal.

Naturally everybody in the gunroom was full of the accident, the fellows
all thinking more of poor Dick Popplethorne when dead, for the moment at
least, than they had ever done while he was living; and I, myself, could
not help remembering the strange coincidence of his laughing over Mr
Jellaby's yarn about the marine as we were sailing down Channel only a
few days before and being especially merry over the young sentry's
mistake in calling out "Dead boy" when the bell struck.

Poor chap, he was a dead boy now, indeed; although, he had been alive
and as hearty and jolly as any of us that very afternoon down there at
dinner in the mess.

It was almost incredible to recollect this!  "I have just calculated,"
observed Mr Stormcock amidst the general talk about our late messmate,
as if stating a most important fact, "that the youngster fell overboard
in latitude 48 degrees north, pretty nearly, and longitude 8 degrees 10
minutes west--a trifle to the westward of where we met that confounded
Frenchman."

"I don't see how that information can be of any use to his friends,
Stormcock," said Mr Fortescue Jones, with a coarse laugh.  "We can't
very well put up a tombstone over him in the Bay of Biscay."

"For shame, sir!" exclaimed little Tom Mills, who was huddled up crying
in a corner of the gunroom, Dick Popplethorne having been an old home
friend.  "Don't make fun of the po-poor fellow now he's dead!"

"That's right, youngster," put in Mr Stormcock.  "Stick up for your
friend.  I didn't mean anything against him for a moment, for I always
found him a good sort of chap; though, I can't say I had very much to do
with him."

"Well, for my part, I won't say I'm sorry he has lost the number of his
mess," said that brute Andrews.  "He was as big a bully as Larkyns, and
I don't owe him any good will, I can tell you."

"You cowardly cur!" exclaimed Tom Mills, his face flaming up, though the
tears were still coursing down his cheeks.  "You know you wouldn't say
that if Larkyns were here now."

"Wouldn't I, cry babby?"

Tom did not reply to this in words; but he sent a telescope, that lay at
the end of one of the tables near him, flying across the gunroom,
catching Andrews a crack on his uplifted arm.

This saved his head, fortunately for him, Tom's shot being a vicious one
and well aimed!

"What do you mean by that?" said the ill-natured brute.  "Do you want to
fight?"

"Not with you," rejoined Tommy, whose anger had conquered his grief,
speaking with much dignity.  "I only fight with gentlemen, and you're a
snob!  No gentleman would speak ill of those unable to defend
themselves, or say a thing behind a fellow's back which he would not
have the pluck to do when he was present.  Andrews, you're a cad and a
coward!"

"Stow that, youngster!" interposed Mr Stormcock, as little Tommy rose
up and made towards the cad, who, however, showed no inclination to
resent the insult offered him.  "I won't allow any quarrelling in the
mess!  If you want to fight, my boys, you must go into the steerage."

Andrews, I noticed, did not offer to stir, however, in response to this
suggestion of the master's mate, which he would certainly have done if
he had been possessed of an ounce of courage in his nature.

Tom and I both agreed on this when talking over the matter subsequently;
so, seeing what a chicken-hearted fellow he was, my _cocky_ little chum
sat down again and began tucking into his tea, Andrews getting up
presently and sneaking away when he thought the coast clear.

Mr Stormcock proved to be a false prophet with regard to the foul
weather that evening; for, when I went up on deck again to have a look
round before turning in, although it was still blowing fresh from the
westwards, the black cloud that had previously covered the sky had
partly cleared away, leaving only a few fleecy flying masses in its
stead.

Between them the moon fitfully shone occasionally and an odd star or two
peeped out here and there; while our good ship was bowling along under
her topgallants, which had been set again by the commander over the
double-reefed topsails, with her courses and jib and spanker, and the
foretopmast staysail, continuing under the same canvas during the night,
without hauling a sheet or tautening a brace, the wind hardly shifting
half-a-point all the while.

We made such progress, too, towards the spot where the French ship
reported having passed the wreck of which we were in search, that, at
Six Bells in the morning watch, the lookout man forward, who had been
specially ordered to keep a good watch to windward, hailed the deck.

"Sail in sight, sir!" he sang out, just as the hands were in the middle
of their breakfast.  "She's hull down on the weather bow!"



CHAPTER EIGHTEEN.

ON THE DECK OF THE DERELICT.

"Where away, my man?" shouted Commander Nesbitt, who, at the same
moment, came up on the poop and was scanning the horizon on his own
account.  "How does she bear, eh?"

"Two points off the weather bow, sir," replied the lookout from the
foretopsail yard.  "We're rising her now, sir; and I can see one of her
masts, though the rest of her spars seem to have gone by the board."

"All right, my man, keep her in your eye," sang back the commander, who
then turned to the helmsman.  "Give her more lee helm, quartermaster;
and see if you can't luff her up a couple of points!  Watch, trim sails!
Head lee braces!  Brace up your head yards!"

With this, we hauled our wind; and, by bracing the yards sharp up and
keeping her full and bye, we were able to bring the ship's head a bit
more to the westward than we had been previously sailing, steering now
south-west by south instead of sou'-sou'-west as before, which was as
near as we could get her to proceed in the direction where the lookout
man had reported the vessel.

By Eight Bells, we could make out the derelict clearly from the deck;
and, shortly after breakfast when we had closed her within half-a-mile,
we could see that somehow or other she had got terribly knocked about,
her bulwarks having been carried away, as well as most of her spars and
rigging, only the stump of her mainmast being left still standing, with
the yard, which had parted at the slings, hanging down all a-cockbill.

There was a portion of the shrouds left, also, and the backstay; but, of
everything else, as far as we could judge at that distance, a clean
sweep had been made fore and aft and the vessel seemed to be a complete
wreck.

The commander's keen eyes, however, caught sight of something, which at
the first glance had escaped the notice of both lookout and signalman;
not to speak of the many officers who stood around on the poop,
scrutinising the dismantled vessel through their glasses, none of whom
had observed this object until Commander Nesbitt pointed it out.

"Hullo!" he exclaimed abruptly.  "What is that lashed to the rigging on
her port beam?"

Every glass was instantly directed to the point he had indicated.

"It's a man, sir," said the signalman, noticing the object on its now
being pointed out to him, very wise after the event, as most of us are
disposed to be in everyday life.  "I think I can see him move, sir."

"Yes, by Jove!" cried Mr Jellaby, who stood near, holding on to one of
the davits, jumping up on the gunwale to have a better view.  "There he
is waving one of his arms now!"

"I don't know about that, imagination sometimes goes a great way in
these matters," observed Commander Nesbitt, after carefully inspecting
the battered hulk with the glass Mr Jellaby handed him; "but, at all
events, we'll send a boat aboard and see.  Bosun's mate, pipe the watch
to stand by to heave the ship to!  Clew up the courses.  Square the main
yard!"

Larkyns, being, as I mentioned before, signal midshipman, had gone down
to report the fact of our being close up with the wreck to Captain
Farmer, who now appeared on the scene of action.

He at once gave an order for the first cutter to be lowered and
preparations made for boarding the strange vessel, an order which was
immediately carried into effect.

"Mr Jellaby had better go in charge of the boat, sir, I should think,"
suggested the commander.  "There's a bit of a sea running and I don't
like sending a midshipman in such a case; for, you know, sir, we cannot
expect old heads on young shoulders."

"All right, Nesbitt," replied the captain; "do as you like."

This was a great disappointment to Ned Anstruther, who had come on deck
fully equipped for the expedition in his sea boots and monkey jacket.

He had hurriedly dressed himself on hearing the cutter piped away as he
was her proper officer, it being the general custom on board a
man-of-war for each of the ship's boats to be under the charge of one of
the midshipmen, who invariably goes away in her under all circumstances
of wind or weather for whatever duty she may be required.

There is little doubt that it is mainly owing to this practice of being
early trained to exercise their judgment and discretion, and taught to
command as well as to obey when young, that the officers of our service
acquire that dash and readiness of action which is usually found
lacking, it may be asserted without being accused of any insular
prejudice or partiality, amongst those of other nations, who never have
the same opportunities extended to them as a rule until they are almost
too old to learn.

Boat service has been the school that brought forth the Nelsons and
Rodneys of the past, as it has produced the Hornbys and Kanes and
Beresfords of the navy of to-day, so to speak; and, whether our sailors
have to fight behind wooden walls or in armoured turrets, the practice
will continue to teach self-reliance and the use of brains.

Ay, boat service will always stand our sailors, officers and men alike,
in good stead; despite the fact that they go to sea now in "floating
factories" instead of on board ships such as our forefathers learnt
their seamanship in, and that modern scientists, who treat everything on
strictly theoretical principles, and, though have never smelt blue
water, lay down laws for our guidance in the naval tactics of the
future, dictating how we are to act and fight and manoeuvre under any
and every possible prearranged contingency!

It was an awful sell, therefore, for poor Ned Anstruther when Mr
Jellaby was deputed to the charge of his boat and he was thus "left out
in the cold," as the saying goes!

Nor was his mortification in any way lessened when the commander told
him that the reason why he would not let him go, was because he could
not swim properly; for there might be danger in getting alongside the
wreck, with the wind and sea that was on.

So, Ned did not appear at all pleased when the lieutenant stepped
forward to take his place in the cutter, giving him an envious look when
he took his seat in the sternsheets prior to her being lowered down.  I,
too, cast an appealing glance at Mr Jellaby; and this, fortunately for
me, Commander Nesbitt intercepted.

"I suppose you would like to go, youngster, eh?" he said to me.  "Well,
you may, if you like.  I know that you can keep yourself afloat, at any
rate if you get capsized, from what I learnt of your experiences the
other day at Spithead; and, perhaps, Mr Jellaby may find you of use.
Jump in, my boy."

It is hardly necessary to say how promptly I obeyed the order.

As my dear old Dad would have expressed it, "Sharp was the word and
quick the action."

All the cutter's passengers, however, were not yet aboard.

"Hold on, there!" cried Captain Farmer, as the falls were slackened off
and the boat slowly lowered down into the heaving water alongside, the
waves coming half-way up the counter to meet her.  "I think the doctor
had better go with you, Mr Jellaby.  There may be some poor fellow on
the wreck in need of immediate medical aid; and it will be a great
saving of time, indeed, it may be the means of saving a life, if it be
on the spot instead of your having to send back to the ship for it.
Sentry, pass the word below for Dr Nettleby."

We did not have to wait long; for, almost as soon as the captain's
message could have reached the main deck, the doctor made his appearance
on the poop, accompanied by my old friend, Corporal Macan, carrying a
surgical case and a roll of bandages, while the neck of a
suspicious-looking flask could be also seen peeping out from one of his
pockets.

In another minute or so, Dr Nettleby and his factotum managed to slide
down by the aid of the after life-line into the sternsheets of the boat;
though, they took their seats in a rather hurried fashion beside the
lieutenant and myself.

Then, watching our opportunity to lower away, we managed so to time it
that the cutter lighted on the crest of one of the rollers.

This took us some yards away from the ship's side with the following
swell of the sea; when our oars were dropped into the water at the word
of command and we made for the wreck.

It was a stiff piece of work reaching her, for wind and waves were both
against us and rowing difficult; the cutter at one moment being on the
top of a mountainous billow and the next plunged deep down into a
yawning valley of green water, the broken ridges of which curled over
our gunwales on either hand, threatening to overwhelm us till we, rose
again beyond their clutch.

But, the men "putting their backs into it," and the coxswain steering
judiciously so as to prevent the boat from broaching to, we finally got
alongside the battered hulk.

We boarded her under the forechains to leeward, as she was down by the
head, with a considerable list to port; and this seemed the safest point
at which to approach her.

Getting close up, the bowman at once threw a grapnel that caught in some
of the loose ropes hanging over the side; and, before we were well
alongside, Mr Jellaby had scrambled up on to the forecastle of the
ill-fated vessel.

Dr Nettleby and myself were not far behind him, Corporal Macan and
Bill Bates, the coxswain of the cutter, following to render any
assistance that might be necessary; the boat meanwhile being veered away
to the end of the grapnel rope so as to be out of harm's way and yet
within easy reach of us as soon as we might want to go on board her
again.

On gaining the deck, the scene presented to our gaze was piteous beyond
all description, the ship appearing to have been first run into by some
other craft and then left to drift about at the mercy of the elements.

Her starboard bow had been cut right through up to the head of the
foremast, which had been carried away completely, with all its spars and
rigging, as well as the bowsprit and maintopmast.

In addition to these, the mizzen and everything aft had gone; not a
stick being left standing in her save the stump of the mainmast, as our
lookout man had reported soon after just sighting her, as well as part
of the lower rigging amidships.

Besides this, a section of the mainyard that had snapped in two at the
slings was still held aloft by the truss, the other end of the spar
having brought up, against the chain-plates, the brace being twisted
round the shrouds and deadeyes in the most wonderful way!

Mr Jellaby, however, did not stop to notice these details, but made his
way as well as he could through the maze of tangled cordage and heaps of
wreckage that lay about in every direction towards the portion of the
main rigging yet remaining intact, where, lashed to a fragment of the
bulwarks that had not been washed away, was the figure of the man
Commander Nesbitt had noticed.

There was no doubt now of his being alive; for, he was gesticulating
violently and waving his arms about like those of a windmill.

The rolling of the ship and the clean breach which the sea made across
the open deck amidships rendered the task of reaching the poor fellow
all the harder; but, watching his chance between the lurches of the
water-logged barque and clambering over the wreckage that rilled the
waist from the forecastle up to the main hatchway, Mr Jellaby was able
at last to get near enough to hear the voice of the man, who was a most
ragged and miserable-looking creature, and was yelling out wildly as if
he were insane in the intervals of his frantic motions, when there was a
lull in the noise of the waves.

"He's saying something, doctor," he cried to Dr Nettleby, who had
pluckily followed him up close, albeit so much older a man.  "See if you
can make him out; I don't understand the lingo."

The doctor listened for a moment and shook his head.

"It's no language that I can recognise," he said after a pause, as if
thinking over all the dialects he had ever come across in his
wanderings.  "The poor chap has evidently gone mad and is jabbering some
gibberish or other.  Look how his eyes are rolling!"

By this time, however, I had managed to come up to where Mr Jellaby and
the doctor were holding on to the backstay, and as the wind just then
dropped for an instant and the deafening din of the clashing waters
ceased, I caught a word or two out of a long sentence which the
unfortunate man screamed out at the moment at the top of his voice.

"He's talking Spanish, sir!"  I exclaimed, much to the surprise of my
seniors.  "I can make out something that sounds like `por Dios,' which
means `for the love of God,' sir."

"Indeed!" said Mr Jellaby, gripping hold of one of the clewlines which
hung down from the broken yard and swayed about in the wind, preparing
to swing himself across the encumbered deck to the port shrouds beyond,
where the man was lashed.  "I didn't know you were so good a linguist,
young Vernon.  By Jove, you'll be of more use than I thought you would
be when the commander told me to take you with me."

"Oh!"  I cried, rather shamefaced at this, "I only know a little of the
language.  I learnt it when I was in the West Indies with my father.  We
lived in one of the islands where there were a lot of Spaniards, and I
heard their lingo spoken often enough."

"Well, anyway, it's lucky that you know something about it now, for you
can keep your ears cocked and hear what the poor beggar says, while we
try to release him from his uncomfortable billet.  Here, Bates, bear a
hand!"

So saying, Mr Jellaby swung himself across the frothing chasm that lay
between him and the object of his pity, with the coxswain of the cutter
after him, while Dr Nettleby and I remained by the mainmast bitts,
Corporal Macan busying himself in getting the doctor's medical traps
ready for immediate use.

I soon had to exercise my new office of interpreter, for the man began
shouting again on seeing Mr Jellaby and the coxswain near him.

"Ah del buque!" he screamed out, holding up, as if to signal with it,
one of his emaciated hands, the bony fingers of which looked like those
of a skeleton.

"Como se llama el buque?"

"He says `ship ahoy!' sir," I explained to the doctor.  "`What ship is
that?'"

"Tell him who we are, then," replied Dr Nettleby.  "He is probably out
of his mind, but it may quiet him."

"Somos marineros Inglesas--we are English sailors," I therefore cried in
as shrill a key as I could to reach his ear, raking up the almost
forgotten memories of my early years, and, I'm afraid, speaking very bad
Spanish.  "Del buque de guerra el Candahar de la regna Ingleterra--we
belong to Her Majesty's ship, _Candahar_!"

Bad Spanish or not, however, the poor fellow understood me.

"Gracias a Dios!" he said, his wild eyes brightening with a gleam of
intelligence, as Mr Jellaby and Bill Bates, having unloosed him from
the ropes by which he was seized up to the rigging, brought him across
the deck to the doctor, who at once put a small quantity of brandy
between his lips.  "Habran llegado a tiempo."

"What is that, eh?"

"`Thanks be to God,'" I replied, translating what he had said.  "`You've
just come in time.'"

"He never made a truer statement," observed the doctor, significantly,
as he plied him gently from time to time with the spirit, keeping his
hand on his pulse the while.  "In another half-hour he would have been a
dead man; for, his circulation is down to nothing!"

Presently, the effects of the brandy told upon the poor fellow and he
sprang suddenly to his feet by a sort of spasmodic effort, knocking
Corporal Macan backwards into the water which was washing about the deck
around us as he stood up.

"Ah los marineros cobardes!" he cried.  "Vamos printo, hascia abajo!"

"Hullo, Vernon," said Mr Jellaby.  "What's he talking about now, eh?"

"I believe he's referring to the crew who deserted the ship and left him
behind to his fate, sir," I answered, "for he has spoken of the
`cowardly sailors,' as he calls them.  I think they must have been curs,
sir, to have left him to die tied up like that, sir!"

"Anything else, eh?"

"He also says, `be quick and look below.'  I suppose he means for us to
examine the vessel's hold."

"Si si--yes, yes," exclaimed the rescued man as I said this, seeming to
understand what I suggested.  "Abajo--abajo--go below! go below!"

He nodded his head also as he spoke, looking towards the after part of
the wreck and pointing downwards with his finger; while a shudder of
horror passed over his corpse-like face, the dark hair surrounding which
made it look all the paler.

"By Jove, I think there is something in what you say, my boy," cried the
lieutenant, moving away at once in the direction indicated as quickly as
he could, telling the coxswain to follow him.  "I ought to have
overhauled the cabin before.  The sea is getting up again, I notice;
and, we'll soon have to shove off from here if we wish to get back to
our own ship again!"

The moment the Spaniard saw Mr Jellaby start off on this mission, he
drew a deep breath of satisfaction.

"Buena, buena--good, good!" he murmured softly, as if talking to
himself.  "Soy muy mal--I feel very ill!"

He then threw up his arms and dropped down as if he had been shot,
Corporal Macan just catching him in time, crying out in a loud tone as
he fell, louder indeed than he had yet spoken, as if giving a peremptory
order--

"Fonde el ancla!"

"Begorrah, I can't say to his ankles!" said the Irishman, not
understanding of course what he said, and mistaking the sound of the
words.  "Till him they're all right, sor.  Faix it's all I can do to
hould his arms, let alone his legs, sure!"

"Nonsense, Macan," I cried, not able to keep from laughing.  "He didn't
say anything about his ankles, or legs either."

"Thin, what did he say, sor, if ye'll excuse me for axin?"

"`Fonde el ancla,'" I replied, "means, you donkey, to `let go the
anchor!'"



CHAPTER NINETEEN.

MUTINY OR MURDER?

"Poor fellow!" said Dr Nettleby, on my thus translating the Spaniard's
exclamation for Corporal Macan's benefit.  "I'm afraid he has dropped
his anchor in real earnest."

"Oh, doctor," I cried, "you don't mean that he is dead?"

"Not quite yet, but pretty nearly so," he replied, feeling the man's
pulse again and then putting his hand to his heart.  "I do wish Jellaby
would come out of that cabin; for, I should like to take our patient to
the ship at once and put him under treatment without further delay as
he's in a very bad way.  I can't think what's keeping the lieutenant so
long!"

"Shall I go and see, sir?"

"I wish you would, my boy.  Really, I don't like the look of the weather
at all!"

"Faix, sor, naythor does I, sure," I heard the corporal say as I turned
to go in search of Mr Jellaby, who having made his way to the after
part of the vessel, with the coxswain, had been out of our sight now for
some time.  "It'll be blowin' great guns in a brace of shakes, or I'm a
Dutchman, for the say is gettin' purty rough already, an', begorrah,
it's wishin' I wor safe aboord the ould _Candahar_ agen, I am; ay, an'
alongside ov the cook's galley sure!"

I could not catch what the doctor said in reply to this, being too much
occupied in looking after my own safety while trying to pick my steps
towards the stern; for there was a lot of loose dunnage washing
backwards and forwards as the hulk rolled sluggishly from side to side
and tons of water continually came in as the waves broke over her,
causing me to keep my weather eye open and clutch hold of every stray
rope I could grip that was secured in any way to prevent me from going
overboard.  The noise of the wind and sea and creaking and groaning of
the poor ship's timbers, too, was something awful.

When I succeeded at last on getting aft, I found the entrance to the
cabin from the deck was blocked by the wreck of the mizzenmast.

By means of this, I climbed up on to the poop, the proper ladder
belonging to which had also been smashed by the fall of the spars from
aloft, as well as the covering of the booby hatch and skylight; a
yawning chasm of splintered glass and broken framework only now
representing the latter structure, while the former had disappeared
entirely.

The companion way, however, seemed still firm enough, although nearly
filled up with fragments of wood and odds-and-ends of all sorts, besides
being about a foot or so of water over all at the bottom of the
stairway; and, I was just on the point of adventuring down in my quest
of the lieutenant, when the latter emerged from the passage that led
into the cabin or saloon below, followed by Bill Bates.

Mr Jellaby's face was as pale as that of the man we had rescued.

So was the coxswain's; and both seemed to start on seeing me as if I had
been a ghost.

"Good heavens, my boy!" exclaimed the lieutenant.  "How did you get
here?"

"The doctor sent me, sir," I answered glibly.  "He was getting anxious
about you and thought something had happened."

"By Jove, you gave me quite a turn after coming out of that infernal den
there!" he said with a shudder, pointing over his shoulder.  "I never
saw such a sight in my life.  Did you, Bates?"

"No, sir," replied the coxswain.  "I hopes to God, sir, I never shall
again, sir!"

"What is it, sir?"  I asked, all my curiosity aroused.  "May I come down
and see the place, sir?"

"No, Vernon, it's not fit for a boy like you to look at such a horrible
sight.  Why, it would haunt your memory for months, as I'm sure it will
mine!"

So saying, he began to mount the companion way towards me slowly, but
had hardly ascended a couple of steps when he came to a halt, looking up
for a moment as if undecided in his mind.

"Stay; I think you may come down, youngster, after all," he said at
length.  "Perhaps it might be as well that you should see with your own
eyes what Bates and I have seen; for, then you will serve as an
additional witness in the event of there being any future inquiry.  I
hope you have a good strong stomach, my boy, and are not squeamish?"

"Oh, no, sir," I rejoined as I followed him down the steps again to the
gangway below, "I'm not squeamish."

"Well, then," he cried, throwing open the opposite door which gave
entrance to the cabin directly under the broken skylight, "look in
there!"

It was fortunate that I had a steady nerve and was not easily
frightened, for the sight that met my gaze would have startled most
grown-up persons, let alone one of my age!

The place was in as great confusion as the open deck above, the sea
having worked its ravages here as well as there and littered it with
lumber of every description, which the water that had likewise gained
admittance was washing about the floor, in company with the overturned
tables and chairs.

Broken plates and dishes were mixed up with stray articles of clothing;
while books and empty bottles, which, strangely whole, bobbed up and
down amidst the general ruin, floated in and out between the heavier
dunnage.

I noticed even a mandoline, with a blue riband attached to it cruising
round the bottles; which seemed quite out of its latitude there!  But,
this was not all.

There was a strange, sickly smell in the room; and what was that looking
up at me from the rubbish-strewn deck close to where I stood by the
cabin door?

I almost shrieked out as it caught my wandering glance, the eyes seeming
to look right into mine, opened wide in one fixed stare.

It was the face of a dead woman, over whose marble-like features the
water rippled as the ship lurched, tossing her long hair about as if
playing with it and giving her the appearance of being alive.

"Poor thing!"  I whispered to Mr Jellaby, who was near me and also
gazing down at her, the presence of the dead making me drop my voice.
"She was drowned, I suppose?"

"Murdered!" he replied laconically, drawing my attention to a terrible
cut across her neck, which I had not observed before, almost severing
the head from the body.  "Look there--and there, Vernon!"

I followed the motions of his directing hand, and saw, first, a poor
little dead baby floating about in the corner of the cabin; and then,
behind the door by which we had entered, the corpse of a big, handsome
man propped up against one of the lockers, in a kneeling position.

The man was only half-dressed, being in his shirt and trousers, as if
caught unawares, holding a cocked revolver yet in his rigid fingers,
stretched out in steady aim; while, at the further end of the cabin,
where there was another doorway, communicating apparently with the main
saloon, lay four ruffianly-looking fellows, all with long Spanish knives
in their hands tightly clutched as if to strike.

These scoundrels had evidently killed the lady and little baby, and had
then been shot by the poor chap on his knees, before he had himself
fallen a victim to the cowardly stab from behind of a fifth scoundrel.

The latter he had got down, however, before he died; for, he was
kneeling on his chest, as the second lieutenant pointed out to me prior
to our leaving this chamber of horrors, though the villain's dagger was
still sticking in the brave fellow's back.

I could see this now for myself as a gleam of sunshine came down through
the shattered skylight, showing up all the hideous details of the place,
with the sides of the cabin and the bulkhead dividing it from the
passage, as well as the deck beams overhead, all spattered with blood;
albeit, the water sluicing about below had removed all traces of the sad
tragedy from thence long since.

"Let us go now," said Mr Jellaby, as soon as I had taken in all these
sickening surroundings, leading the way out of the accursed place.  "We
have stopped here long enough!"

"We have indeed, sir," I replied, following him up the companion, with
Bill Bates bringing up the rear in silence.  "But, what do you think has
happened, sir?"

"It's a case of mutiny first, most probably; and then, murder," said the
second lieutenant, gravely, stepping over the coaming of the hatchway on
to the deck of the poop as he emerged from the companion way.

"We'll never know the rights of it, however, unless the doctor manages
to bring round that poor chap we released from the rigging, who must
have been tied up by the mutineers and thus escaped them somehow or
other!  I couldn't find a log-book or anything else in the cabin which
would give us a scrap of information about the vessel or those belonging
to her; and, all the rest of the wreck is under water--indeed, I don't
think she's far off sinking."

"Beg pardon, sir," observed the coxswain, interrupting him.  "The ship's
just sent up our recall, and she's bearing away now to pick us up to
leeward when we cast off from here, sir."

"Yes, my man, I see, and I notice, also, she has sent down her
topgallants and taken in another reef," returned Mr Jellaby, proceeding
to work his way back amidships to those we had left there, wading
through the water and wreckage and tophamper strewing the waist.  "The
old doctor, too, looks in a precious wax and is carrying on at a grand
rate about our keeping him waiting, I bet.  He's jawing away now to that
knowing hand of a marine of his; so the sooner we see about getting him
aboard our old barquey again the better!"

He could not have come to a wiser conclusion, for the wind had increased
in force rapidly, even during the short interval since I had left the
deck, now blowing more than half a gale; while the sea was beginning to
run high, breaking over the bows of the half-submerged hulk, sending up
columns of spray that wetted us where we were and almost drenching
Doctor Nettleby and the corporal, who were attending to the poor
Spaniard amidships, just under the lee of the mainmast.

"You're a nice fellow!" cried the doctor to Mr Jellaby on our
approaching near enough to hear what he said.  "It won't be your fault
if we're not all drowned here like rats in a hole and never reach the
ship.  As for the cutter, I believe she's swamped already!"

He was in a fine rage, certainly; but, the lieutenant, whose good temper
was proof against any amount of irritability, soon calmed him down.

"I beg your pardon, doctor," he said, as he hailed the bowman of the
cutter, which was not swamped as yet, although making very bad weather
of it, telling him to haul up alongside under the lee of the wreck.  "I
really beg your pardon, doctor, but I could not be any quicker; for the
captain ordered me to examine the vessel and see if I could find her
papers."

He thereupon described to Doctor Nettleby what the three of us had seen
in the cabin; when that gentleman was as much shocked as we were.

"Can I do anything, Jellaby?" he asked.  "Are you sure they were all
lifeless?"

"As dead as herrings, doctor."

"Then there would be no use in my going down to see the poor creatures?"

"My dear sir, you couldn't do them an ounce of good, for they're long
past the reach of all human aid!" replied the lieutenant, while he gave
a helping hand to Corporal Macan to lift up the still unconscious
Spaniard whom we had rescued, the sole survivor, so far as we knew, of
all those who had perhaps started gaily enough on their disastrous
voyage in the now dismantled and water-logged barque.  "Besides, my dear
doctor, we haven't got the time.  If we don't clear out of this pretty
sharp, we'll all go below, I'm afraid!  Steady there, Bates, with that
grapnel rope!  You'll have the boat coming broadside on against the
wreck, if you don't take care and she'll be stove in.  Be smart now and
rig-out that clewline there to the brace-block at the end of the
yardarm.  It will serve to lower down this poor beggar into the boat,
which you must all fend off.  Let her just come under the spar
handsomely, without touching the side."

These directions being carefully adhered to, we contrived, by using
great caution, though not without considerable risk, to lower down the
almost lifeless man into the cutter; after which we descended ourselves,
Mr Jellaby being the last to leave the hapless hulk, letting go the
grapnel as he dropped into the sternsheets.

The doctor and I caught him as he joined us, everyone else having enough
to do to keep the boat steady with the oars; while Bates, of course, was
busy with the tiller, which he kept amidships.

As the boat drifted past the low rail of the vessel, now almost level
with the water, which partly sheltered us from the full force of the
wind and waves, I had the opportunity, when we glided under the stern,
to read her name emblazoned thereon in large gilt letters.

It was _La Bella Catarina_.

"Give way, men!" cried the lieutenant, on our getting out into the open
sea the next moment beyond the hull of the derelict, the coxswain
heading the cutter directly for our ship, which had run down to leeward
of the wreck so that we could fetch her more easily.  "Pull all you can,
my lads.  Our lives depend on it!"

We were about half-way towards the _Candahar_, which had gone about on
the port tack, beating to windward and coming up to meet us, the crew of
the boat bending their backs and pulling their hardest till the stout
ash blades nearly doubled in two with the strain, while the big, rolling
sea raced after us, trying to catch us up; when, all of a sudden, the
man holding the stroke oar on the after thwart uttered an exclamation
which made the lieutenant look behind.

"By Jove!" he cried, "we've had a narrow shave."

The doctor and I both turned round at this.

We were only just in time to see the ill-fated vessel which we had so
recently left, rear herself end on and sink beneath the waves, bow
foremost!



CHAPTER TWENTY.

"A BIT OF A BLOW!"

The doctor did not like the flippant way in which the lieutenant alluded
to our providential escape.

"You ought to thank God, Mr Jellaby, with all your heart that you have
not gone down in her," he said in a grave and impressive tone, looking
him full in the face.  "It is far too serious a matter for you to speak
of so lightly.  Just think, man, we've only been saved by a
hair's-breadth from death!"

The lieutenant, however, was incorrigible.

"A miss is as good as a mile, doctor," he rejoined with a laugh, which
made all the boat's crew grin in sympathy, his devil-may-care philosophy
appealing more strongly to their sailor nature than the doctor's moral
reflections.  "Stand by, bows!"

On this, the bowmen unshipped their oars with great care, so as not to
cause any rocking; and, laying them in dexterously, faced round at the
same time, one holding a boathook ready and the other the grapnel with a
coil of rope attached, prepared to fling it when we were near enough to
the ship.

Our gallant vessel was plunging along athwart our course as if she meant
to give us the go-by, the sea foaming up at her bows in a big wave that
curled up in front of her forefoot and broke over her figurehead as she
dipped, sending the surf high in the air in a sheet of foam over her
forecastle.

Those on board, though, had no intention of abandoning us, as we could
quickly see, had we needed any assurance on the point.

Just as she was within half a cable's length of our starboard beam, we
could hear the sound of the shrill boatswain's pipe above the splash of
the sea; when she came up to the wind so close to the cutter that it
looked as if she was going to run us down instanter.

But, we knew better than that.

"Way enough!" shouted Mr Jellaby; and, by an adroit turn of the tiller,
the boat's nose shoved in under her lee to port into the slack water
made by her hull.  "Be ready with that grapnel there forrud!"

There was no necessity, however, for using this, for Commander Nesbitt
had stationed a man in the chains to watch for us; and, immediately we
rounded-in under the counter the seaman payed out a long grass rope
attached to a buoy, which, as it floated past the bowman was easily able
to pick up with his boathook and make fast beneath the thwarts of the
cutter forwards.

We were, by this means, hauled up alongside until we were right below
the quarter, with the side of our noble vessel towering above us like a
great wall, and swinging over our heads; the creaking boat falls,
oscillating backwards and forwards as if they were a couple of
pendulums, rendering it very difficult to hook on the cutter, especially
as she was lifted up one moment by a wave passing under the keel to the
main deck ports, and lowered the next down to the ship's bilge.

But, at last, the task was accomplished, and then at the pipe of the
boatswain, which we could now hear more clearly than before, the cutter,
with all her crew and passengers still in her, was run up to the davits
and secured, the ship at once filling and bearing away on her course
again, now close-hauled on the starboard tack.

Captain Farmer was standing on the poop talking with the commander when
we gained the deck; and, as Mr Jellaby at once went up to them to make
his report, while Dr Nettleby was busying himself with superintending
the removal of the man we had rescued, who had not yet regained
consciousness, down to the sick bay, a couple of other marines being
called to help the corporal, I thought I might as well go below also and
shift my uniform, which was pretty nearly soaked through, making me feel
very cold and uncomfortable.

This was a day of surprises.

For, no sooner had I got down to my chest in the steerage and begun to
peel off my wet clothes, than Ned Anstruther came up to me.

I thought at first he was going to congratulate me on having got off
from the wreck before she foundered, all on board, having, of course,
seen her sink.

But, greatly to my astonishment, my watch-mate raised a rope's-end which
he held in his outstretched hand and proceeded to lay it across my
shoulders; the beggar giving me several sharp cuts with the "colt" ere I
realised what he was up to.

"That will teach you not to supplant me and go in my boat again, you
young rascal!" he cried, pegging away merrily with the rope's-end on my
bare back.  "I intend to give you one of the best thrashings you ever
had in your life for doing it!"

"What do you mean?"  I exclaimed, trying to ward off the cuts with my
arm.  "Anstruther, you're mad, I think!  I never wished to supplant you.
It was the commander who would not let you go in the cutter, not I."

"Oh, was it?" said he, ironically, still laying on as hard as he could
with the rope's-end, which really stung me very much.  "Well, as I can't
lick him, my joker, I shall lick you!"

"Will you?"  I retorted; and, finding expostulation of no avail, I tried
retaliation, commencing now to hit out with my fists in return.  "Two
can play at that game, old fellow; and as you force me to do it, take
that and that!"

My action followed suit to my words, as I gave him a smart "one, two"
with my left, which knocked him backwards against Mr Stormcock just as
the latter was coming out of the gunroom.

"Hullo, what is this?" cried the master's mate, as Ned Anstruther,
cannoned off his stomach, sending him flying across the deck from the
ship lurching.  "Fighting again?  By jingo, I never saw such a pack of
young gamecocks in my life.  There was, cheeky little Tom Mills wanting
to peg into that swab Andrews last night, and now here are you two at it
hammer and tongs.  Why, I thought you were chums and both of you in the
same watch, the very closest of friends."

"Of course we are," said I, laughing at the comicality of the situation,
which struck me all of a moment.  "Anstruther and I are very good
friends.  I'm sure I don't want to do him any harm."

"So I should think," replied Mr Stormcock, drily.  "It looks uncommonly
like it, judging by the way you are slogging each other about!  But come
now, I won't have any more of this.  Shake hands and make it up at once,
do you hear, or I'll report you to the commander."

"Why," exclaimed my antagonist, rubbing his eye ruefully, "Commander
Nesbitt is the cause of it all!"

"Indeed!" said Mr Stormcock, with a whistle of surprise at this
extraordinary assertion.  "How do you make that out?"

"Because he sent Jack Vernon in the first cutter in my place."

"Oh, you ass!  It was for that, then, that you were fighting this poor
chap here, who I'm sure you ought to be grateful to for taking a very
nasty job off your hands.  See, he's not only wet to the skin, but
narrowly escaped going to the bottom, as you know; and now, in return
for this kindness, you try to <DW77> him, and end in getting wopped instead
yourself.  Anstruther, you're an ass, and more than that, you're an
ungrateful ass; and I've half a mind to thrash you myself for your
conduct to Vernon!"

"I never thought of it in that light," said Ned, holding out his fist to
me in a different fashion to that in which I had presented mine to him
shortly before.  "Let us be friends again, old chap.  I'm very sorry I
struck you, Jack; but I was so jealous of your going off in the cutter
and angry at being left behind that I didn't think of what I was doing."

"Well, I'm sorry I hit you, too, my dear Ned," said I, shaking hands in
a cordial grip.  "I hope I didn't hurt you much."

"You've only given me a black eye, which will make me go on the sick
list," he replied with a grin.  "I can't very well appear on the
quarter-deck with the `Blue Peter' hoisted; for, the cap'en would notice
it in a minute and ask me how I came by it."

"There would be no difficulty about that," interposed Mr Stormcock;
"you could tell him the commander gave it to you, for you said just now
he was the cause of all the row, you know."

This made us both laugh, and dinner being now ready, Ned Anstruther and
I went into the gunroom together as soon as I had completed my
interrupted toilet.

Here, sitting side by side, the best of friends, and enjoying our pea
soup, no one looking at us not in the secret would have readily imagined
that any such "little unpleasantness," as I have described had just
occurred between us two; though, I am happy to be able to state, this
was our first and last quarrel, Ned and I remaining the closest chums
ever after and never subsequently having even a word squabble.

During the afternoon, the wind veered to the north-west, blowing
stronger after the sun passed the meridian and increasing hourly so much
in force that, at Four Bells, we hauled down the jib and close-reefed
the spanker, the mizzen topsail being also taken in at the same time.

There was every indication of our having a gale, the barometer having
fallen considerably since the morning; while the sea got up more and
more and the horizon ahead became banked with a mass of blue-black
clouds as dark as night, patches of lighter vapour also scudding rapidly
across the sky.

At Six Bells things began to look serious, the wind now shrieking as it
tore through the rigging and the heavy rolling waves to break inboard,
washing the decks fore and aft; so, the hands were turned up to furl the
mainsail and take in the spanker.

This relieved the ship somewhat; but, as she still laboured very much,
the topsails were close-reefed and a reef taken in the foresail, the men
being almost blown off the yards when aloft while doing this and having
hard work to get down safely on deck again when the job was done, the
force of the gale being such that they were flattened against the
rigging and had to hold on "by the skin of their teeth," as sailor folk
say.

Even this amount of canvas, however, reduced though it was, presently
proved too much for her; and the commander therefore gave the order to
furl the foresail and haul down the foretopmast staysail, a storm
staysail being set on the forestay to keep the vessel under steerage way
as she tore through the tempest-tossed water like a maddened thing,
rolling her gunwales under and pitching sometimes to that extent that
she seemed about to dive into the deep never to rise again.

There were four men at the wheel; and yet, with all their exertion, it
was impossible to preserve a straight course, for the ship yawed from
side to side, as if seeking to escape the following seas that raced
after her, rearing their threatening crests right over the taffrail.

So, fearing that we might get pooped, we now furled the foretopsail and
lay-to under our close-reefed maintopsail and storm staysails; thus
awaiting what might further be in store for us, although it did not then
seem possible that anything could be worse!

We were all soon undeceived, however, on this point; although we had
about half-an-hour's let off, during which interval the commander and
gunnery lieutenant employed themselves in having the guns secured with
double breechings and stout seven-inch hawsers triced up along the decks
in their rear, a separate tackle being bent on into this and passing
under the neck ring of each of the long thirty-two pounders, in order to
prevent their taking charge and waltzing about amidships when the vessel
rolled.

Ay, and she did roll, too!

The decks also were battened down to keep out the floods of water, which
she was continually taking in over the bows, from passing too freely
below, where a considerable quantity had already, indeed, gone, making
us rather damp down in the steerage.

Lifelines were likewise rove on the poop and upper deck, where it was
now impossible to move a step without having something to lay hold of.

This was not only on account of the heavy lurches the vessel gave from
port to starboard and then back again to port; but, the planks were wet
and slippery, and besides, as she plunged and pitched, head to sea,
great green, rolling waves would break on the forecastle and pour down
into the waist, rushing aft like a river and sweeping anyone off his
legs who was caught unprepared.

The wind itself was blowing so strongly that I couldn't stand upright,
having to shelter myself under the lee of the bulwarks when I was on the
poop.

But, this was nothing to what came later, old Boreas then putting a
fresh hand to his bellows.

Hardly had the guns been properly secured and everything made snug and
fast below and aloft, when the gale recommenced with tenfold violence;
constant squalls bursting over the ship, accompanied by showers of hail
that pattered on the planks like rifle bullets and took the skin off any
fellow's face that was exposed to it without protection.

It made mine smart, I know!

In the midst of one of these sharp squalls, the maintopsail was blown to
pieces with a report that sounded as if a gun had been fired off close
to my ear; and, at the same moment, there was a loud crack heard from
the top as if something had given way in addition to the sail.

Nothing, though, could be done about this for the moment, more pressing
business being on hand; for, in consequence of the topsail giving, the
ship's head payed off and getting into the hollow of the sea she
precious nearly rolled her masts out her in less time than one could
count.

"Down with that fore staysail," shouted the commander through his
speaking trumpet.  "Look alive man and set the topsail at once!"

His voice could not be distinguished beyond the length of the trumpet he
roared through; but the boatswain's mates passed on the order from hand
to hand until it reached the first lieutenant and the master, both of
whom were stationed forwards, where it was instantly acted on and the
ship's head brought back to the wind.

After this the storm staysail was rehoisted and we lay-to again in
comparative safety.

Mr Cleete, the carpenter, then went up into the maintop to see what had
happened to cause the loud crack we had heard.

He came back from his perilous journey with the unwelcome news that the
topsail yard had been sprung and was in a very ticklish state, the
carpenter adding that the spar ought to be fished as soon as possible or
it might part company.

It had to remain as it was, however, for the present, the commander not
wishing to peril the men's lives needlessly by sending them aloft unless
it was absolutely necessary for the safety of the ship; for it was not
any easy thing to shift such a big spar as the topsail yard in a gale of
wind.  "If it chooses to go by the board before it could be seen to,"
said he, "why, well and good, go it must, that's all!"

So Commander Nesbitt evidently thought, I was sure, from the way in
which he shrugged his shoulders and pointed in dumb show aloft and then
to the sea, when the carpenter tried to press the claims of the topsail
yard on his notice.

When the hands were sent down and the watch set at Eight Bells, to my
inexperienced eyes the hurricane appeared to be at its height; the
howling of the wind and angry roar of the clashing waves being
absolutely awful to listen to, drowning as they did every other sound on
board the ship on deck.

Nor was it any the better below, the groaning of the timbers there, as
of a lost soul crying out in its last agony, with the rattling of
crockery and other mess gear, adding to the tumult without, made a
perfect pandemonium of the gunroom.

A fellow could not hear what another said, though it were shouted in his
ear as loudly as the speaker could bawl; albeit some of my messmates
certainly had powerful lungs of their own--lungs which they were not
chary of testing when occasion offered!

I turned in early; but, not being able to sleep for the racket that was
going on, I returned to the deck, remaining there in the most sheltered
corner I could find with Tom Mills, the two of us watching with
spellbound attention until close on midnight the wonderful struggle
between the spirits of the air and the demons of the deep--the
pale-faced moon shining out occasionally from the dark vault of the
heavens overhead, lighting up the stormy sea that served as the
battle-ground of the storm fiends with her sickly gleams and making it
seem like a field of snow, its vast expanse being covered with yeasty
foam as far as the eye could reach.

The gale lasted all that night and the following day; when, late in the
evening, the weather commenced to moderate, the wind calming down
finally towards the close of the middle watch next morning.

It had then been blowing for thirty-six hours, during the whole of which
time neither Captain Farmer nor the commander had left the deck; while
most of the officers and men also had remained up on duty, it being a
case almost of "all hands" from the beginning of the tempest to its end!



CHAPTER TWENTY ONE.

THE SPANISH CAPTAIN'S STORY.

When I went up on deck that morning I could hardly believe my eyes, on
seeing that the storm and all its wild surroundings had miraculously
disappeared; for, the sun was shining brightly on a blue sea that seemed
to ripple with laughter and the good old ship was speeding along under
all plain sail, looking none the worse for the buffeting she had
experienced only a few hours before!

"Rather a change from yesterday, ain't it, youngster?" observed Mr
Gilham, who was officer of the watch, addressing me kindly, noticing the
expression of astonishment on my face as I glanced up aloft and then
over the side.  "Things look a little more ship-shape than they were
then."

"Yes, sir," I replied.  "But what a fearful gale it was!"

"Pooh, nonsense, Vernon!" cried he, with a laugh.  "Don't overlay your
yarns like that.  We've certainly had a bit of a blow, but I've seen it
much worse crossing the bay!"

Of course, I could not contradict him; and, I may here mention that on
narrating the circumstance to Dad on my return home some time
afterwards, he said that he had never known a sailor acknowledge
anything unusual about a storm at the immediate moment of its
occurrence, or even shortly afterwards.

All those with whom he had ever been brought in contact, Dad told me,
might possibly allow that the wind was "freshening," perhaps, or
"blowing stiffly," or "inclined to be rough"; but, a gale or a hurricane
they would never admit, in spite of the fact of its "blowing great guns
and small-arms!"

Should anyone, Dad also said, incautiously hazard some definite opinion
on the state of the weather, any seaman thus spoken to would invariably
recall a previous occasion within his own experience when it was really
bad enough to speak about--it being the rule with all true sons of the
sea to minimise danger and laugh at the perils they have escaped,
instead of making mountains out of molehills in the manner natural to
most landsmen!

Besides thus upsetting my ideas as to the terrible ordeal we had gone
through, concerning which, however, I held to my own view in spite of
his protest to be contrary, although, of course, I did not tell him so,
Mr Gilham informed me that we had suffered no serious damage beyond the
injury to the topsail yard.

This, he said, too, was much less than Mr Cleete, the carpenter, had
made out, that worthy being one of the sort of men who always take a
despondent view of everything.

The spar, however, was sent down and replaced by a spare yard which we
carried; and everything was all right aloft now.

We had lost something in another way, though; for, when Mr Quadrant
took the sun at noon, with all of us youngsters standing round him with
our sextants, like a parcel of chickens gathered about an old hen, which
indeed the master greatly resembled with his shock head of hair and
fussy manner, the ship was found to be in latitude 44 degrees 5 minutes
north and longitude 7 degrees 50 minutes west.

She had been driven to the south-east by the gale, aided by the drift of
the current setting in to the Bay of Biscay.

This was more than two hundred miles out of our proper track, and far
too much to the eastward to be able to weather the northern extremity of
the Spanish coast, which would soon be perilously near to us, running as
we then were to the sou'-sou'-west.

Fortunately for us, though, the wind had now veered to the southward;
and, as we were sailing on the port tack, by giving the ship a good deal
of weather helm and bracing round the yards, we were able to bear up to
the westward out of the ill-omened bay, steering west by south until we
were in longitude 11 degrees 10 minutes west and well clear of Cape
Finisterre, when we hauled our wind and shaped a course direct for
Madeira.

This, however, was not until next day; and, I recollect, after we luffed
up again and bore to the southward, a lot of talk went on in the gunroom
at dinner-time about the probability of our stopping or not at that
beautiful island, the gem of the Atlantic.

"I say, Jack Vernon," sang out Larkyns to me, across the table, "I
suppose you know why it is called Madeira?"

"No," I replied.  "Why?"

"Well," he began, "it is rather a romantic story--"

"Then, I shouldn't think it can be much in your line," interrupted Mr
Stormcock, who somehow or other was always down upon any chap for ever
starting a yarn.  "You tell very practical ones; only, instead of the
term `story' I would use a shorter and more expressive word."

"Say `lie' if you like; I know you mean it," rejoined Larkyns, in no way
put out by the rude insinuation and continuing his narrative quite
composedly.  "But, you're wrong in this case, old Stormy, for `faix it's
no lie I'm telling you now,' as the doctor's Irish marine would say.
It's the plain, unadulterated truth.  I had the tale from a Portuguese
monk at Funchal."

"Funchal," put in Mr Fortescue Jones, the assistant-paymaster,
caressing his whiskers as usual and cocking his eye as if he were going
to catch Larkyns tripping.  "When were you there?"

"In the _Majestic_, when I was a cadet," promptly returned the mid,
taking up the cudgels at once.  "It was in the same year you were tried
by court-martial for breaking your leave!"

This was a "settler" for poor Mr Jones.

"Go on, Larkyns," I said, at this point, to change the conversation and
cover the paymaster's confusion as he bent his head over his plate.  "I
want to hear that yarn of yours about Madeira."

"All right, Johnny," he replied in his chaffy way; "only, you don't
pronounce the name right, my son.  It should be called `My-deary,' not
`Madeir-ah.'  Hang it all, Stormcock, stow that!"

"Don't apologise," said the master's mate, who just at that instant had
thrown a biscuit at Larkyns, causing the violent interjection which he
interpolated in his story.  "I thought I would supply the proper
accentuation for you, that's all."

"If you don't look out and leave me alone, I will pretty soon accentuate
your nose, Stormy," retorted the other, all good humour again, as he
always was; for he took a joke, even of the most practical sort, as
freely as he perpetrated one.  "Yes, Johnny Vernon, it should be called
`My-deary,' and I'll tell you why.  The island, so the monk told me,
owes its origin, or rather discovery, to two lovers who fled thither in
the year fourteen hundred and something.  One of these lovyers, my young
friend, was a Scotchman named Robert Matchim, and the other was a Miss
Anna D'Arfet, a young lady residing at Lisbon, whose parents objected to
Robert and refused to match her with Matchim."

Mr Stormcock pitched another biscuit immediately at Larkyns, crying out
at the same time--

"That's for your bad pun!"

The wag, however, dodged it and proceeded with his yarn.

"Being a Scotchman, although poor, as few of the nation are," proceeded
he, aiming this retaliatory shot at the master's mate, who, he knew,
hailed from the North and hadn't a spare bawbee to bless himself with,
"our friend, Robert Matchim, being as brave as he was bold, would not be
done by a pitiful Portuguese laird.  So, he pawned the title-deeds of
his ancestral estates in Skye, where I forgot to mention he lived when
at home; and, chartering a caravel, which happened luckily to be lying
at anchor off the port at the time, smuggled his sweetheart on board and
sailed away--with the intention of eloping to France, where her stern
paryent would, he thought, be unable to follow him for certain political
reasons."

"Very good so far," interposed Mr Stormcock again at this point, in an
ironical tone.  "Pray go on; it is most interesting!"

"Glad you like it," said Larkyns, coolly, without turning a hair.
"Well, then, to finish the story.  Very unfortunately for these fond
lovyers, a storm arose, like that bit of breeze we had t'other day.
This blew them out of their course and they lost their reckoning,
landing at this very island, of which we are speaking instead of at some
French port as they expected.  The spot they pitched on was called
Machico Bay on the eastern side; and there they lived happy ever after,
having the additional satisfaction after departing this life of being
both buried in one grave.  Their last resting-place was seen by a party
of Spaniards who subsequently re-discovered the island; when these
sentimental mariners, noting the names of the aforesaid lovyers on their
joint tombstone, and the account there detailed of their strange
adventures, very romantically and devoutly erected a chapel to their
memory.  This chapel exists to this very day and can be seen by you,
Stormy, or any other unbeliever in the truthfulness of my yarn!  It is
for this reason, my worthy Johnny, that I insist that the island shall
be properly styled `My-deary'; for, as Robert loved Anna, he would
naturally have addressed her as `My-deary.'  Do you twig, young 'un,
eh?"

"Oh, yes," I answered with a snigger, "I think, though, it's rather
far-fetched."

"So it is," said he.  "It came from Madeira; and that's some six hundred
miles, more or less, from where we now are."

At that moment, Corporal Macan appeared at the door of the gunroom and
walked up to where I was sitting.

"If you plaize, sor," he said, pulling his forelock, "the docthor would
loike to say yez in the sick bay."

"Indeed, Macan," I cried.  "Do you know what he wants me for?"

"The jintleman we tuk off the wrack's rekivered his sinses, an' none ov
us, sure, can under-constubble his furrin lingo barrin' yersilf, sor.
So, the docther wants ye fur to say what he's jabberin' about."

"All right," said I, bolting as quickly as I could a piece of "plum
duff" which Dobbs had just brought me.  "Tell the doctor I'm coming."

"By jingo, talk of the devil!" observed Larkyns, bursting into a laugh
as Macan turned to go away.  "Why, I was only just talking of that
blessed Irish marine a minute ago, and here he has come on the scene in
person, with his rum brogue."

"Hush!"  I said.  "He'll hear you."

"No matter if he does," rejoined Larkyns.  "I suppose he knows he has
got the Cork brogue strong enough to hang a cat-block from.  Besides, he
won't mind what I say."

"Faix, that's thrue for yez, sor," muttered the corporal, who caught
this remark as he was going out of the gunroom door, his ears being as
sharp as those of a fox.  "Begorrah, it's moighty little onyone ivver
does mind what ye says at all, at all!"

With which doubtful compliment, capable of a double construction,
Corporal Macan marched on in front of me, holding his head very erect
and with a broad grin on his face, as if conscious of carrying off the
honours of the war, towards Dr Nettleby's sanctum on the main deck.

Here, on entering, I noticed the Spaniard sitting up in one of the
doctor's easy chairs.

He was near an open port, looking very different to what he was the last
time I had seen him, a healthy colour being now in his face; although
this was still very much drawn and careworn, but his black hair and
beard were tidily arranged, much improving his personal appearance.

He raised his eyes as I came into the cabin, and smiled faintly, seeming
to recognise me somehow or other, though he was certainly off his head
on board the wreck and could not have remembered what took place there.

"He, senor muchaco--so, young gentleman," said he, on my approaching
nearer to him.  "Ta hablas Espanola--you speak my language then?"

"Si, senor--yes, sir," I replied.  "Un poco--a very little!"

His face instantly brightened, and he poured out a flood of Spanish
which I could hardly follow, he spoke so quickly; although, I could
gather that he wanted to know where he was and how he had been rescued,
inquiring as well what had become of the rest who were in the ship with
him.

The doctor, to whom I tried to translate what he said, cautioned me to
be very careful what I told him in reply; for, the man, he said, was
still in a critical state and any sudden shock would <DW44> his
recovery.

I was, therefore, very guarded in my answers to his questions, letting
out all he wished to learn only little by little, as he drew it from me
by his interrogations.

He expressed the most fervent gratitude on my narrating how we had
boarded his water-logged vessel and the difficulty Mr Jellaby had in
releasing him from his dangerous position; and, he bowed his thanks to
Doctor Nettleby, addressing him as "Senor Medico--Mr Doctor," for his
kind care of him.

But, when I came to describe what the lieutenant and I had seen in the
cabin, his manner changed at once; his eyes rolling with fury and his
thin, nervous hands clenching in impotent rage and despair, and he tried
to stand up, raising himself out of the chair.

"Ay la povera senora--oh, the poor lady!" he cried out, his eyes now
filling and his mouth working with emotion, which he vainly tried to
suppress as I told him of the poor dead lady and the little baby
floating about on the floor, both of them murdered--"E la pequina nina--
and the little child, too!"

On my telling him next, in answer to another question, about the
fine-looking fellow with the revolver in his hand, his feelings could no
longer be suppressed.

"Mi hermano!  Oh, my brother!" he exclaimed, bursting into tears.
"Muerto! muerto! dead, dead!"

Doctor Nettleby and I turned away, it being painful in the extreme to
see a grown man such as he crying like a child; for his breast was
heaving and his shoulders shaking with the sobs he endeavoured to
conceal, and he hid his face in his hands as he leant back again in the
chair.

After a bit, on his becoming more composed again, the doctor gave him a
stimulant, which quieted his nerves.

Just then the captain came in, followed by Lieutenant Jellaby, to make
inquiries, the doctor having reported his patient convalescent.

"El capitano--this is the Captain," said I, to attract his attention to
the new arrivals as they advanced up to his chair.  "El capitano del
nostro buque--the captain of our ship!"

I also pointed out in like fashion Mr Jellaby, saying that he was the
officer who had effected his rescue; and the Spaniard bowed silently to
both.

Captain Farmer, however, did not need any introduction from me, for he
spoke the other's language fluently, being a most accomplished linguist;
so, he and the poor fellow were soon on the best of terms, the survivor
from the wreck proceeding presently to tell the succinct history of the
ill-fated vessel.

This we had all been longing to hear; and Captain Farmer now translated
it word for word for the benefit of the doctor and Mr Jellaby, who, as
I have already said, did not understand the original Spanish in which it
was rendered.

The Spaniard said that his name was Don Ferdinando Olivarez and that he
had been the captain and part owner of the barque, which was bound from
Cadiz to Havana with a cargo of the wines of Xeres.  She had on board,
besides, a large quantity of specie, which the Spanish Government were
sending out for the payment of the troops in Cuba.

"Your ship was named _La Bella Catarina_, senor," said I, at this point,
as he had not mentioned this fact, though I don't think Captain Farmer
approved of my interruption, for he gave me a look which made me shut up
at once, "was she not sir?"

"Yes, young gentleman," he replied.  "She was so-called after my poor
sister-in-law, the murdered lady whose body you saw in the cabin which
proved her tomb--Ay que hermosa esta--oh, how beautiful she was!  She
was the wife of my only brother, Don Pedro Olivarez, who died in
defending her.  Thus his corpse you also beheld.  Oh, my friends, he was
the noblest, best and bravest brother in the world.  He had, alas, a
joint share with me in that accursed vessel."

He was overcome with emotion again when he had got so far; and Dr
Nettleby, fearing the narration was too much for him in his present weak
state, wanted him to leave off his story until he felt better.

But after resting a minute or two and taking another sip of the cordial
the doctor handed him, the Spaniard insisted on going on with the
painful recital.

His brother, he said, had charge of the specie sent out in their ship;
and, as his wife had been recommended change of air, he determined to
take her with him on the voyage to Cuba, thinking the trip out and home
would do her good, as well as the poor little baby, who had been only
born two months to the very day on which they sailed from Cadiz.

All went well with them until they were near the Azores, or Western
Islands, where the ship sprang a leak and met with such baffling winds
that she was driven back to the eastward, close in to the Portuguese
coast; when the crew, who were tired out with keeping to the pumps,
managed to broach the cargo and madden themselves with the liquor they
found below.

"What happened next?" asked Captain Farmer, on his pausing here to take
breath and put the cordial to his lips.  "I suppose they got drunk on
the sherry, my friend?"

"Ah, yes, los maladettos--the cursed devils!" replied the Spanish
captain, his eyes flashing with anger.  "If the brutes had only got
drunk, neither my brother nor I would have minded it much, although they
might have done so at our expense, it being our wine which they wasted,
the brutes!"

He then went on to state that the men became so violent and
insubordinate, that when his brother and himself battened down the
hatches to prevent their broaching any more of the casks, they broke
into open mutiny.

The mate was the ringleader of the conspiracy.

It was this rascal, he said, who informed the crew that they had specie
aboard, which the mutineers now demanded should be given up to them and
they be allowed to leave the ship in one of her boats, the mate telling
them that the vessel was almost in sight of Vigo--a fact which he, the
captain, had only disclosed to him in confidence that very day within an
hour or so of the outbreak, so that the mutiny appeared to be a planned
thing.

"Well," said Captain Farmer, "what did you do then?"

"We refused their insolent demand, of course," he answered, "in spite of
the mate and another scoundrel drawing their knives and making for us.
My brother knocked down Gomez at once, and the sailor I kicked into the
scuppers; the two of us then retreated to the cabin, where we kept them
at bay for the whole of that night and all the following day, as we had
with us all the firearms in the ship, and it was out of their power to
dislodge us."

"And how was it then you did not succeed in getting the upper hand of
them in the end, instead of the affair turning out as it did?"

In reply to this question from our captain, the Spaniard's emotion again
overcame him.

"Ay, it was all my fault, and I of all men am the most miserable!" he
cried.  "Yo, I it was who caused the death of those I loved best!"

"Carramba, Senor Capitano," said Captain Farmer, trying to soothe him.
"You do yourself an injustice.  I can't see where you were to blame!"

"Ah, but I do," he answered doggedly, as if he had made up his mind on
the point and no argument would persuade him to the contrary.  "I ought
to have recollected that there was no water or provisions in the cabin,
the steward, who had joined the mutineers, keeping these always in the
fore part of the ship; and, there was the poor senora, who had her
little baby to nurse, suffering from hunger and thirst, as we could see,
my brother and I, although she never uttered a word of complaint!"

"Poor, brave lady," observed the captain.  "She deserved a better fate!"

"Si, si, yes, yes," said the other, "She did not complain--no, never;
but, how could we stand by and see her suffer?  My brother Pedro, when
it came on to nightfall on the close of the second day of our blockade
in the cabin, said that he would adventure out in search of food and
water, the mutineers then having drunk themselves to sleep.  I, however,
pointed out that he had a wife and child dependent on his life, while I
had no claims on mine and insisted on my right to take the risk, the
more especially from my being the master of the ship.  Still, he would
not give in; and, ultimately, we cast the dice to decide the matter and
I won the cast."

"You then left the cabin?"

"Yes, senor.  My brother barricaded the door behind me and kept watch
with his revolver, while I crept forwards stealthily.  I reached the
steward's pantry in the deckhouse amidships, without being seen and
secured some polenta and a baraca of water; when, as I was creeping aft
again and close to the poop, that villain of a mate caught hold of my
arm, pointing a stiletto in my face at the same time, and threatening to
stab me if I uttered a cry.  But, before I could open my mouth, he
shoved a gag in it and then proceeded to drag me to the side of the
ship, lashing me to the spot whence your two officers released me some
three days afterwards, if my calculation is correct."

"Good heavens!" exclaimed the captain.  "What agony you must have
suffered tied up like that, and without anything to eat or drink, I
suppose, all the while?"

"Nothing, not a bite or drop, passed my lips from the time of the night
of the mutiny until your brave officers and men, Senor Capitano, so
nobly came to my assistance."

"You must then have been quite five days without sustenance," said
Captain Farmer, astonished at his endurance.  "I wonder you lived
through it, with all that exposure to the weather, too!"

"Ah, it was nothing.  I did not think of myself," replied the other.  "I
was in torture for my brother and his poor wife and little child, for,
as soon as I was gagged and bound, I saw Gomez and six of the villains
all draw their knives and start towards the poop; and, presently, I
heard the shriek of a woman's voice which I recognised as my sister's,
the senora, and then four pistol-shots in rapid succession, after which
I don't know what happened for a time.  I must have lost my senses or
fainted."

"And then?"

"When I came to myself again," continued the Spanish captain, as we all
listened breathlessly to his narrative, "it was near morning and the
light of the coming dawn beginning to show in the eastern sky; so,
hearing a lot of talking and quarrelling going on, I looked towards the
forecastle, whence the sound seemed to proceed."

"Well," said Captain Farmer, who was as interested apparently as I was,
"what did you see?"

"I saw a lot of the crew sitting round a tub of brandy, some of which we
had shipped along with the wine as part of our cargo, although it had
escaped their observation at first, being stowed low down, under the
casks of the sherry.  However, they had discovered it now, and had
evidently been having an orgie, all of them being more than half drunk.
They were swearing and fighting, playing cards by the dim light of one
of the ship's lanterns, which was stuck up on the deck beside them.  I
noticed, too, that a heap of gold was piled up on top of an empty brandy
tub, standing to the right of the man dealing the cards, which showed
that they had managed to break open the treasure chest containing the
government specie; and, I was in an agony of apprehension about my
brother's fate, not to speak of his wife and child, when, with a wild
shout, one of the villains threw down his cards and clutched at the pile
of gold, scrambling up on his feet at the same time and making for the
side of the ship where I was lashed against the bulwarks.  It was that
scoundrel Gomez."

"The mate, eh?"

"Yes, Senor Capitano.  He had a revolver, I saw, in his hand, which he
must have got from the cabin after murdering my brother.  This thought
flashed through my mind instantly, and as it did so, the wretch advanced
nearer to the break of the forecastle and fired at me, calling out at
the same time, `Carramba, I've settled your dog of a brother and now I
am going to finish you off!'  The good God, however, defeated his
purpose, for the bullet did not penetrate my brain as he intended.  No,
strange to say, it shot away the knot of the rope's-end that was passed
across my mouth to gag me, relieving me at once from considerable pain."

"Did he not fire again?"

"No," replied the Spaniard, his countenance lighting up with a sort of
ferocious joy that made me think for the moment he had gone suddenly mad
at the recollection of his past sufferings.  "Before the villain could
aim a second shot in my direction, the most wonderful thing happened
that, I believe, could ever have occurred.  Yes, Senor Capitano, I
declare to you, it was the most wonderful thing, now that I recall it
again in speaking to you, that I have ever heard of in all my life.  Ay,
so wonderful and providential, that it would seem incredible to me were
I not certain by this very occurrence, which has brought it home to me,
that there is a Power above which watches over us and preserves us from
danger, no matter how imminent that danger may be, and when the help of
man is of no avail; a Power, too, that as frequently punishes the wicked
in the very act of their wickedness, as happened in this case."

At that moment, the sentry who always stood on guard without the door of
the sick bay entered the cabin, and saluting Captain Farmer, said the
first lieutenant wished to speak to him; whereupon the captain,
apologising for having to absent himself at such a critical point, at
once withdrew, saying that he would not be long away.



CHAPTER TWENTY TWO.

"A DIOS!"

"I can quite believe you, senor," said Captain Farmer on his return
after a very brief interval, resuming the thread of the discourse as if
no interruption had occurred.  "Pray continue your story.  I am dying to
know what happened to checkmate that scoundrel of a mate as he was going
to take another shot at you, thus defeating the design of the murdering
ruffian."

"Without doubt, Senor Capitano, I will tell you," replied the Spaniard,
drawing a long breath as he recommenced his yarn.  "As the villain Gomez
cocked and raised the revolver again--for I could see him plainly from
the light of the ship's lantern flashing on the barrel--Dios!  I
perceived under the sheet of the foresail, which was flapping loosely
about, for we were becalmed and the vessel was drifting aimlessly as she
pleased, the mutineers taking no heed of anything but their accursed
drink--I perceived, I say, a steamer approaching, end on and going
apparently at full speed.  I could have shouted out to warn the men on
the forecastle, for the gag had been miraculously removed from my mouth,
as I have told you, only a minute or so.  But, Carramba, I would not
have lifted my voice to have saved them, had I possessed a hundred
mouths; for, I thought of my brother and his wife and child, and I
exulted at their coming fate--Dios!  My heart was throbbing with joy."

"How awful," said Captain Farmer, on the Spaniard's voice failing him at
the terrible recollection of his experiences; "but, I can sympathise
with you."

"Es Verdad, it was awful--so awful, that my heart was nigh bursting and
my brain seemed on fire," replied the other in a calmer tone.  "However,
I had not long to wait, the whole thing, from the first moment I
observed the steamer to the collision, lasting barely a second of time,
although to me it was an eternity; for, as I saw the steamer, and heard
the sound of her paddle-wheels, even as the villain Gomez aimed at me,
the prow of the avenging vessel--which I regarded then, as now, as an
instrument in the hand of God--came crashing into the bows of our ship,
cutting through her hull and deck, and crumpling up the forecastle,
senor, as if it had been a paper bag."

"And the mutineers?"

"Carramba!" cried the Spaniard, whose vindictiveness I thought
appalling; only, of course, one had to make allowances for what he had
suffered and the crimes the men of whom he spoke had committed.  "They
were all mangled and crushed in a moment, in the midst of their game of
monte, as they were fighting and quarrelling over the stakes.  The
villain Gomez had his skull cracked like an eggshell by the foremast
coming down on top of him, as it went by the board with all its yards
and gear.  The maintopmast, then fell also leaving _La Bella Catarina_
the wreck you saw, Senor Lieutenant, and you, young gentleman, before
she foundered."

He bowed to Mr Jellaby, as well as to myself, on saying this, as if to
emphasise his description.

"Did not the steamer stop?"

"No, Senor Capitano," replied he in answer to this question of Captain
Farmer's.  "Everybody must have been asleep aboard, I think, just before
it happened, and they had no lookout man on the watch; although as it
was in the early grey of the morning, and we had no lights except that
lantern on the forecastle, which could not have been seen at any
distance, and was, of course, extinguished in the general smash-up
afterwards, it was perhaps not to be wondered that they ran us down.
The collision, though, appeared to wake them up, for I saw a dark figure
on the paddle-box nearest to me as the steamer swung herself clear of us
and forged ahead again.  She had a good deal of way on, and by the time
she stopped her engines she was some distance away and lost to sight in
the darkness, there being a slight surface fog on the water; so, hearing
nothing and seeing nothing of us, her people must have come to the
conclusion that we had gone to the bottom, and so put her on her course
again."

"Why," inquired the captain, "did not those wretched scoundrels cry out
when the steamer came on them like that?"

"How could they?  It was all done in a moment, as I have told you.  One
instant the devils were there, gambling and drinking and swearing
amongst themselves, and the next, cr-r-r-ash, and they were gone to
their patron saint below!"

"And then you were alone?"

"Yes, so far as I knew; but I was not quite certain yet that the
scoundrel Gomez had not lied merely to sport with my misery, and that,
perhaps, my poor brother might be still alive.  However as the hours
wore on without him ever making his appearance, and the crash of the
collision would have well-nigh wakened the dead, I gave up hope,
beginning to wonder then, as the sun rose up and the sea became
illumined with light, whether some passing vessel might not sight the
wreck and bear down to rescue me.  By-and-by, though, on morning melting
into day, and, later on, the afternoon waning on the approach of the
shades of night, without ever a distant sail coming in sight to banish
my despair, this hope, too, fled."

"You saw nothing, then?"

"Nothing but the seagulls, which swooped down over my head to see
whether I were alive or dead; and it was fortunate my hands were free,
or else they would have pecked out my eyes.  Nothing but these and the
boundless waste of the ocean, whose waters lapped the sides of the ship,
which kept afloat, much to my surprise.  Her buoyant cargo supported
her, although her hold was full up to the main deck, and the sea washing
in and out of her forwards; and, there was I, tied up there in the
rigging like a dog, listening to the melancholy sound of the breaking
waves.  I was, you must recollect, utterly unable to help myself, for my
arms were pinioned like my legs, although my hands were loose and I
could move them about: but, otherwise, I was powerless and could not
stir from the place where I was lashed, the ropes binding me being just
secured beyond my reach by that villain Gomez, so as to make my agony
all the greater."

"It must have been fearful," said Captain Farmer.  "I wonder your brain
did not give way."

"Thanks be to God, no!  My reason was preserved throughout this terrible
ordeal for some wise purpose or other; though, I must say, I prayed for
death to release me from my sufferings, a maddening thirst now consuming
me, to add to the torture that was preying on my mind," replied the
other, shuddering at the recollection.  "At last, the wind began to blow
more strongly and the sea to get up.  This lessened my pangs of thirst;
but, the waves, constantly breaking over the side, almost drowned me, so
one evil took the place of another, and this was all the benefit I
reaped from the change.  It must have been the following day, I think,
for I became so numbed with the cold and exposure, the circulation of my
blood being arrested by my cramped position, that I took no heed how the
time went, when a ship at length hove in sight, and my heart began to
beat again with renewed hope, in spite of my despairing thoughts and
misery.  Oh, heavens!  The ship came nearer and nearer, so that I could
see she was a vessel of war belonging to the French nation, and my
torturing hope became a certainty.  But, would you believe it, senor,
when she had closed the wreck so that I could see the gun-ports on her
upper deck, she luffed up and bore away again, hoisting her tricolour
flag, which I shall always loathe the sight of now, as if in mockery of
my condition.  Fancy, deserting a shipwrecked man like that!"

"The commander of this very ship stopped us to say he had sighted the
wreck of your vessel; but, unhappily, he was unable to lay-to to send a
boat aboard," explained Captain Farmer, to excuse the French captain's
conduct.  "If he had not done this, perhaps we would never have come
across you and been able to take you off, which I am heartily glad we
were fortunate enough to succeed in doing!"

"Gracias, senor," rejoined the Spaniard, stretching out his hand, which
our captain gripped in cordial interchange of friendship, "but _you_ did
not tell another ship to go to my rescue, _you came yourself_!  The
English are always brave and generous!"

"By Jove, he's right about that French ship," observed Mr Jellaby to
me, aside, when the captain had translated this remark of the Spaniard,
leaving out, however, his personal compliment to himself and our nation.
"It was a scurvy trick to sail off like that, without examining the
wreck.  But it's just like those Johnny Crapauds, youngster.  They're
deuced good fair-weather friends but never stand by a fellow in
distress!"

"I have not much more to tell you," went on the Spaniard after those
little reciprocities between him and the captain.  "It was one morning
that the French vessel abandoned me and the next that yours came to my
help.  Dios, I could not believe I was in my senses when I heard the
voices of your officers!  I thought I was in a state of delirium and
that the sight of your ship, especially after the disappointment of the
preceding day, was only a mirage of my imagination, like the Fata
Morgana!"

"But, you hailed us, sir," I said here, on the captain motioning me to
come forward.  "Why, you answered me when I spoke to you, sir!"

"I may have done so, my dear young gentleman," he replied with a faint
smile, patting me on the head in an affectionate sort of way, as if he
were caressing a pet poodle, so at least Mr Jellaby said afterwards to
the other fellows; "but, I have no recollection of it, I assure you.
Still, I must say that your voice seemed familiar to me just now, when
you first came into the cabin here and addressed me.  It seemed to me a
voice that I had heard in a dream."

He then proceeded to compliment me on my Spanish, saying, in true
hidalgo fashion, that I spoke it better than himself, which, as Mr
Jellaby remarked, had to be taken "with a good deal of side on!"

Don Ferdinando Olivarez, to give him his rightful name, concluded his
narrative by asking Captain Farmer to land him at Madeira, where he had
friends who would supply all his needs, giving him the means to return
home to Cadiz, to which port, he said, he must go back for business
reasons; besides having to report the loss of his ship, though, as he
added with a sigh, he no longer had a "home" there, now that his poor
brother was dead, for he was the last of his race!

Of course, the captain promised to comply with his request, explaining
that, although he had not intended stopping at the island, we would in
any case have passed pretty close to it in our passage to the Cape; and
that he would be only too glad to call in and put our passenger ashore,
regretting, however, that he should have to lose the pleasure of his
company so soon.

Dr Nettleby at this point interrupted any further exchange of
civilities between the captain and the Spaniard, who was profuse in his
thanks, declaring that his patient required rest, or he would not be
able to go ashore either at Madeira or any other place on this planet.

The stern medico, who had been very much interested in Don Ferdinando's
story, or he would never have permitted so much talking, then bundled us
all incontinently out of the sick bay, Captain Farmer included.

Four days later we arrived off Funchal, passing, at the eastern
extremity of the island, Machico Bay, where the lovers mentioned by
Larkyns landed and lived and died, according to the legend.  This, the
Spanish captain said was quite true, for he had seen the grave himself
and the little church erected to their memory, a statement that quite
delighted our friend Larkyns, as he was able to throw it in the teeth of
Mr Stormcock as soon as he heard it, in refutation of the base calumny
of the latter in asserting that he had invented the yarn he told us at
mess.

I was very sorry when Don Ferdinando left the ship, for his misfortunes
and the fact of my having been in the boat that rescued him, made him
seem like an old friend whom I had known for years, although we had only
been such a short time acquainted.

He was very kind, too, in noticing me; and, before he was rowed ashore
in the captain's gig, he presented me with a real gold medallion with
the image and superscription stamped thereon of Saint Nicholas, the
protector of all sailors.  The Spanish captain told me that this had
originally belonged to the great navigator, Christopher Columbus, of
whom he was a distant descendant, and that it had been in his family for
generations.  He had always worn it, he said, next his heart as a
preservative against shipwreck, and he fervently believed it was owing
to his having it on him that he had been so miraculously saved when
everyone else who had been on board _La Bella Catarina_ with him had
perished.

His now giving it to me was the most practical proof of his friendship
he could offer, as he valued it beyond anything he possessed, and I only
took it for fear of hurting his feelings, for I did not like to deprive
him of it.  He was, in truth, a noble fellow, and showed that his
gratitude did not merely lie in mere empty words and idle compliments.

No, "out of sight out of mind" was not his guiding maxim, like it is of
some people whom we all have met in the course of our lives; for, even
after he had uttered his farewell as he rowed away from the ship in the
captain's gig, wishing us with a graceful wave of the hand "A Dios!" he
did not forget us, sending back by the coxswain a splendid present of
flowers and fruit and vegetables, almost loading the gig, indeed, for
the acceptance of the wardroom and gunroom messes.  He forwarded, as
well, a case of valuable wine of some special vintage for Captain
Farmer's own table.

No one in fact who had done him a kindness when on board passed out of
his remembrance, apparently, on his leaving; for, to the doctor he sent
a diamond ring, to Lieutenant Jellaby a lady's fan, which, judging by
what he had heard of his partiality for the fair sex, I suppose he
thought would please him most; and to Corporal Macan and Bill Bates, who
had been especially prominent at his rescue, a box of cigars each, while
he also sent to the captain a handsome sum of money for him to
distribute amongst the crew as he thought best.



CHAPTER TWENTY THREE.

"CAPE SMOKE!"

We only stopped at Madeira long enough to get a few purser's stores to
add to the supply with which the generosity of Don Ferdinando had
already provided us.  We also took in some water, for two of our tanks
below had been "started" during our bucketting about in the bay, and
Captain Farmer feared we might run short when we reached the warm
latitudes; as, in the event of our falling across the usual calms
prevalent in the neighbourhood of the Equator, we might be rolling about
a week or two, roasting, in the Doldrums!

But, luckily, we were blessed with favouring winds and made a good
passage, picking up the North-East Trades shortly after we said
"good-bye" to Funchal, with its pretty white villas nestling on the
hillside amid a background of greenery; and then, meeting with strong
westerly breezes instead of calms, on getting further south into the
Tropics, we crossed the Line on Christmas Day, when all the good people
at home, I thought at the time, would be shivering with cold and saying,
as they snuggled up to the fire, gazing perhaps on a snow-covered
landscape without, "What seasonable weather we are having!" while we
were sweltering in the heat under a copper sky, with the thermometer up
to 98 degrees in the shade of the awnings!

From the Equator, we had a splendid run to the Cape, taking altogether
exactly sixty-five days clear for our passage from England.

During this interval I and my brother cadets had to attend "school"
every morning from half-past 9 o'clock to 11:30 in the captain's outer
cabin under the poop, where the chaplain, who also filled the post of
naval instructor, officiated as schoolmaster-in-chief, teaching us
mathematics and the theory of navigation, as well as seeing that we kept
up our logs, which Captain Farmer himself inspected once a week, to make
certain that the chaplain, on his part, attended to his duty.

We got on very well with the Reverend Mr Smythe, who had all his
longshore starchiness knocked out of him by his long bout of
sea-sickness, the poor man having been confined to his bunk and
completely prostrate with the fell malady from the hour that we weighed
anchor at Plymouth until we "brought up" at Madeira.  I should not,
perhaps, have made use of this term, as it savours of tautology, the
unfortunate chaplain having been industriously occupied in doing little
else save "bringing up" all the time; especially when we were pitching
and rolling in the Bay of Biscay!

Every day, too, at a quarter of an hour before noon, we had to muster on
the poop, where, under the tutelage of the master, Mr Quadrant, we
watched for the dip of the sun; and, as soon as the master reported that
it was twelve o'clock to the captain, who told him "to make it so," and
Eight Bells was struck on the ship's bell forwards, we would adjourn to
the gunroom below.

There we all worked out the reckoning, showing our respective
calculations or "fudgings" as the case might be, to Mr Quadrant; when
if these "passed muster," we entered the result in our log-books, along
with other observations and facts connected with the daily routine of
the ship and her progress towards her destination.

To ascertain this, in addition to taking the sun at noon and noting the
attitude of certain stars at night, the log was hove every hour; and
each of us learnt in turn to fix the pin in the "dead man," as the
log-ship is styled--the triangular piece of wood, with a long line
attached, by which the speed of the ship is ascertained.

The first piece of this cord is termed the "stray line," and is
generally of the same length as the ship, so as to allow for the eddy
and wash of the wake astern; and, at the end of this stray line, a piece
of bunting is inserted in the coil, from which a length of forty-seven
feet three inches is measured off and a disc of leather put on the line
to mark the termination of the first knot, or nautical mile.  Two knots
are put at the end of another length of forty-seven feet three inches;
three knots at a third, and so on, until as much of the line has been
thus measured and marked off at equal distances as will test the utmost
sailing capacity of the ship--a single knot being placed midway, also,
between each of these divisions, to denote the half knots.

Two sand-glasses are used in connection with the log-line, as the old
quartermaster, who was our instructor in this branch of our nautical
education, explained, the one called "the long glass," which runs out in
twenty-eight seconds, while the other is a fourteen-second glass, which
is generally adopted at sea when the ship is going over five knots with
a fair wind.

The first mentioned is only used in light breezes; and, as Bob Ricketts
showed us by careful manipulation, reeling off bights of the line and
keeping the slack loosely in his hands, the thing to be particular about
is to heave the log-ship over the side clear of the ship, and see the
glass turned as soon as the bunting mark is reached, denoting that all
the "waste" has run out.

Then, whatever mark you can distinguish on the line nearest to your hand
at the expiration of the allotted twenty-eight or fourteen seconds, when
the man holding the glass sings out "Stop!" as the last grain of sand
empties itself out of the bulb, that will be the speed of the ship.

The division of knots on the log-line bear the same proportion to a
mile, as the twenty-eight or fourteen seconds of the glass does to an
hour of time; so, if the four-knot mark be to hand, and the "long" glass
be used, she is going four knots, or nautical miles, per hour.  It will
be eight knots if the "short glass" be the standard of measurement; the
time the line has taken being only half the former, and the number of
the knots having to be doubled to keep the proportion between the length
of line and the space of time equal.

It did not take me long to master what the old quartermaster had to
teach me on this point; but some of the other cadets were awfully stupid
at first, I must say, particularly that brute Andrews, in spite of his
bumptiousness and conceit.

He gave old Ricketts a lot of trouble before he remembered to put in the
pin prior to pitching the log-ship overboard; though without this it
could not float upright, and was as good as useless to gauge our speed.

The ass could not be made to understand this, and omitted putting in the
pin time after time so persistently, that Ricketts had to tell the
commander that he "could make nothing out of him."

In addition to these details of 'boardship life, we were also instructed
in practical seamanship by one of the boatswain's mates.

He was an old hand who had been at sea so long that he seemed to smell
of salt water and tar; while his face was like a piece of pickled beef
covered with a quantity of hair that resembled spunyarn more than
anything else, being as stiff and wiry as an untwisted rope.

Old Oakum, however, was a thorough sailor, every inch of him, and he
taught me much more than I had learned on board the _Illustrious_, not
only in "knotting and splicing" and other things.

Under this worthy's guidance I practised the "goose step" of going
aloft, as it might be described by a drill sergeant, the mizzenmast
being placed at our disposal every fine afternoon, and it was pretty
nearly good weather all the time of our passage southwards, to learn the
art of reefing and furling sails and to send down or cross upper yards;
so that we became in the end almost as expert as our tutor, the old salt
one day telling Tommy Mills and myself that we took in a royal "as good
and better as any two able seamen could a done it, blow me!"

It was not "all work and no play," either, for we had plenty of fun and
skylarking down in the gunroom; making the oldsters there, like Mr
Stormcock and the assistant-paymaster, Mr Fortescue Jones, frequently
wish they, or rather that we, had never been born to come to sea to
torment them.

The very duty of the ship itself was an endless source of occupation and
amusement to us, the commander keeping the men "at it" continually from
sunrise to sunset, until he had so licked us all into shape that we were
the smartest ship's company afloat, I think; for the discipline was such
that the old _Candahar_ might have been four years in commission instead
of the brief three months that had elapsed from our hoisting the pen'ant
to our casting anchor in Simon's Bay, a port to the eastward of the
"Stormy Cape," where our men-of-war usually moor.

Here, we remained for ten days to refit, setting up our lower rigging,
which had got very slack through the heat of the Tropics, and taking in
fresh provisions and water, besides all of us having a run ashore to
shake the reefs out of our legs.

All the men, too, were allowed leave by watches each day of our stay,
and few took advantage of the licence to misbehave themselves although
temptation enough was thrown in their way by the hospitable inhabitants.

Amongst these few, I am sorry to say, Corporal Macan distinguished
himself, falling a victim to his "ould complaint," by coming aboard on
the second day after our arrival in a state of glorious intoxication,
despite his solemn promise to Dr Nettleby, through whom the commander
had given him permission to land, that he "wouldn't touch a dhrop ov the
craythur, not if Ould Nick axed him."

Larkyns, who was in charge of the launch, in which the culprit was
brought back helpless to the ship in the afternoon, noticing his
condition when he tried to go up the side, ordered him to report himself
to the sergeant of marines; but, Mr Macan, who was valiant in his cups,
waxed indignant at this and flatly refused to obey the command, saying
that he would not mind going before the commander, or the first
lieutenant, or even meeting the doctor himself, though he was loth to
see him for the moment with his broken promise staring him in the face;
but as for going and reporting himself to the sergeant he should not,
no, not he.

"An' is it to rayport mesilf to that omahdaun ye're afther axin me,
sor?" he said scornfully, tossing his head and leering out of his little
pig eyes in the most comical way.  "Faix, I'd rayther not, wid your
favour, sor.  I wouldn't demane mesilf by spakin' to the loikes ov
Sarjent Linstock, sor!"

The upshot was that poor Macan was put under arrest and confined in the
cells that night; and when brought before the captain the next day for
insubordination and drunkenness, as he had no excuse to offer he was
disrated, losing his rank of corporal, with all its perquisites and
privileges!

On the doctor taxing him with breaking his pledged word, however, in an
after interview that worthy had with the delinquent, he vehemently
protested his innocence of that charge at all events.

"I tould yez, sor, I wouldn't touch a dhrop ov the craythur, maynin'
whisky, sure," he said, with a miserable attempt at a grin; for he felt
very much humiliated at losing his stripes, Macan sober being quite a
different man to Macan drunk.  "An' faix I niver bruk me wurrud at all,
at all, I'll swear, sor."

"How can you have the face to deny it, man?" cried the doctor, angrily.
"Why, I saw the state you were in myself when you came aboard the other
night!"

"That mebbe, sor," replied the undaunted Irishman, with a little of his
old bravado; "but it warn't the ould complaint, I till ye, sor."

"What was it, then, that made you drunk, you rascal?" rejoined the
doctor, with a twinkle in his eye, knowing his man, "for, drunk you
were--ay, as drunk as Chloe?"

"Faix, sor," said Macan, noting instantly the doctor's change of mood,
and grinning all over his face in consequence, "it wor the Cape shmoke
that did it.  Sure, it obfusticated me, sor, entirely!"



CHAPTER TWENTY FOUR.

WE JOIN THE ADMIRAL AT SINGAPORE.

"Cape smoke?" said I, inquiringly, to Mr Stormcock, who happened to
come up the hatchway on to the main deck as the doctor was thus
cross-examining the ex-corporal of marines outside the sick bay, where
poor Macan was now doing "sentry-go" after his reduction to the ranks,
to make his humiliation the more complete.  "What is that?  It can't be
real smoke, I suppose!"

The master's mate laughed.

"Smoke, eh, youngster?" he repeated in his ironical way, being the
driest old stick we had in the gunroom and certainly, according to
Larkyns, a judge of considerable experience of the article under
discussion.  "Bless you, it's the most rotgut stuff any fellow ever put
in his inside, and only a Dutchman could have invented it!  I can tell
you it's a liquor that's best left alone.  Take my advice, Vernon, and
don't you have anything to do with it!"

"I won't," I replied.  "Have you ever tasted it, Mr Stormcock?"

He looked at me hard, thinking at first that I meant to chaff him; but
seeing that I asked the question in perfect good faith, without any
intention of alluding to his reported "little weakness," he proceeded to
answer me, truthfully enough.

"By jingo! youngster, I can tell you, I speak from my own knowledge," he
said, as he turned away to go forwards, "I had too much of it once when
I was at the Cape before and it gave me the shakes next morning so badly
that my teeth rattled like a horse's jaws when chewing a hammer!"

This expression amused me very much, for I had never heard previously of
a horse indulging in that species of diet; so, I went up on the
quarter-deck to take my watch with a broad smile on my face, which
attracted Mr Jellaby's notice at once, as he had a keen relish for a
joke.

"Hullo, youngster, you're grinning like a Cheshire cat eating green
cheese!" he exclaimed.  "I suppose you have heard the news, and that
makes you so chirpy?"

This made me all agog in a moment, with the expectation of something
very exciting coming, and I answered his question in the Irish fashion,
by asking another with much eagerness.

"What news, sir?  I haven't heard of any."

"Why, the redcoats belonging to the garrison at Cape Town are going to
give a grand ball in our honour, and of course all the gunroom officers
as well as the wardroom fellows will be invited," he replied.  "I
daresay they'll be able to spare you from your important duties aboard
for the occasion, and I'll try to smuggle you off myself if I can.  By
Jove, it will be a splendid hop, for the Cape Town girls are chawming,
they tell me!"

I was not old enough yet, however, for this encomium of his on the young
ladies of the colony to be any inducement to me, and, to tell the truth,
was a little disappointed at hearing what his wonderful news was,
imagining it to have been something very different.

"Oh!"  I said, without any improved enthusiasm, such as he doubtless
expected.  "Thank you, sir."

"Well you _are_ an ungrateful young cub!" he cried.  "Catch me putting
myself out of the way again to give you a treat!  One would think from
your glum look that I was going to bring you up on the quarter-deck
before the captain, instead of offering to take you to the ball!"

I felt quite sorry at having hurt his feelings, he looked so chagrined;
but, before I could say anything in excuse for the apathetic way in
which I had received his intelligence, Mr Bitpin, who had overheard the
conversation, came to my rescue.

"Nonsense, Jellaby!" he said.  "What can a boy like that know about
girls?  Time enough for him to think of the petticoats when he's twenty
years older; and then he'll be a fool if he runs after them as much as
you do!"

"Ah, you're jealous, Bitpin, because you're not a lady's man!" retorted
Mr Jellaby, recovering his good humour in a moment, as he always did,
no matter how much he might be put out.  "If you were as great a
favourite with them as I am, you'd sing a different song, I know."

"As great a fiddlestick!" ejaculated the other with infinite scorn,
having the reputation of being as much of a woman-hater as Diogenes.
"If I was as big an ass about those `chawming girls' as you call them, I
tell you what I would do--I'd go and hang myself!"

He said this so fervently, that, in spite of Mr Bitpin's burlesque of
his manner of speaking, "Joe" fairly roared with laughter, in which the
gunnery lieutenant, who had just come up from below to see about
something deficient in one of the upper deck guns, which had been
reported to him by Mr Triggs during the morning's inspection, joined
with much gusto.

Their merriment so enraged Mr Bitpin that he went down to the wardroom
in the most wrathful mood, declaring that they were a couple of idiots
and that the service was going to the devil through the Admiralty
neglecting the claims of their best officers and promoting a lot of
empty-headed coxcombs, who thought more of prancing about in a ballroom
in patent leather pumps than of keeping their watch regularly and
attending to their duties aboard ship!

Notwithstanding all adverse comments, however, Mr Jellaby's news of the
forthcoming ball proved true, for I heard it confirmed at the captain's
table the same evening.

Captain Farmer was in the habit of inviting his officers in turn to
dinner three times a week, the commander being a regular guest and one
of the lieutenants and mates, with a couple of midshipmen and naval
cadets being generally present on each occasion; while the doctor and
chaplain, as also the purser and marine officers, only came occasionally
to these gatherings, the conversation mostly dealing with professional
matters in which those belonging to the executive were mainly interested
and the other branches not much concerned.

It was for this reason, I suppose, the captain did not invite these
latter officers more often than he could help!

During the progress of the courses this evening, the talk, as usual, was
on service topics; but when the cloth had been removed and the toast of
"the Queen" honoured in the customary way, each of us youngsters being
then allowed our one glass of wine to drink the health of Her Majesty,
Captain Farmer introduced the subject of the garrison ball.

"I have here invitation cards for all of you, even including you, Master
Vernon," he said, handing them round and passing one over to me which
was inscribed with my name in full; the "sojer officers," as Tommy
called them, having managed through the purser or master-at-arms, or by
some other means, to get hold of all our names correctly, both great and
small.  "So, gentlemen, we must try and make as brave a show as we can
in return for the compliment, the affair really being given in our
honour.  We need only keep an anchor watch, so nearly all of you may be
spared, I think, for the night.  You'll have to settle it with the
commander as to who shall remain on board."

This was soon settled, Mr Bitpin offering at once to do double duty for
the nonce, as he did not care about dancing and besides wished leave for
the two following days to go up country on a visit to a Caffre kraal;
while Plumper, the fat mate, who had the toothache very badly, also
volunteered to remain.

So did the master and purser and Mr McGilpin, the assistant-surgeon;
the latter saying that he had no stomach for consorting with "the
meeletary," they being "a maist feckless set o' loons."

As for the middies and us cadets, we had to draw lots to decide who
should go and who stop behind; but, at the last moment, the commander
gave permission for us all to go, save Andrews, who had been impertinent
to the first lieutenant in the afternoon and was ordered to remain in
the ship.

I was not sorry I went, after all, for it was a jolly affair and I
enjoyed myself mightily, especially at the supper table, where the
redcoats shone to perfection; this opinion of mine being shared, I
believe, by most of my fellow youngsters, who cared more for the grand
tuck out they had than all the dancing in the world.

I noticed, though, that Mr Jellaby kept up his reputation as a lady's
man, waltzing and flirting all the evening with an awfully fat Dutch
frau, who was broader of beam than comported with her short stature, and
whom the susceptible lieutenant subsequently described as "the most
chawming woman" he had ever met in his life!  "Joe" got awfully chaffed
about her by all of his brother officers of the wardroom whose rank
permitted them to take such a liberty with him; and, though we could
take no share in their personal amenities, we youngsters grinned our
approval of the various witty remarks and rejoinders that passed to and
fro on our way back aboard the following day--the ball having lasted
till long after daybreak the next morning, and Simon's Bay being all
astir, with plenty of "Simons," black and white, astir ashore and
afloat, as we rowed out to the ship, we having nearly outstayed our
leave, the captain and commander preceding us aboard by a long spell.

We gave a return dance to the garrison folk and hospitable inhabitants
generally the day before we sailed for the China Sea; when the old
_Candahar_ was decked out so gaily with bunting and evergreens, with
which we were lavishly supplied from the shore, that the riggers of
Portsmouth Dockyard would not have known her.

Her upper deck was a perfect parterre of flowers and foliage,
intertwined with the flags of all nations, and enclosed under an awning,
which latter had a canvas screen all round to keep out the prying eyes
of the bluejackets on the forecastle.

Going round with Mr Fortescue Jones, the assistant-paymaster, whom I
had taken a liking to in consequence of his having served under Sir
Charles Napier, Dad's old captain and my own personal patron, he noticed
this screen and he told me another anecdote of the old admiral, to add
to my list.

"His flagship, the _Duke of Wellington_, was lying off Kiel or
Copenhagen, I forget which exactly, and the officers were about to give
a similar entertainment to ourselves as an acknowledgment of the kind
treatment they had received from the inhabitants of the place.  Like
ours, the ship was decorated throughout regardless of expense, everyone
subscribing to the fund, and a screen similar to what we had was being
put up when the admiral coming down from the poop chanced to notice
this.

"`Hullo!' he cried.  `What's that for?'

"`Why, sir,' explained the commander, `it's to keep the men forrud from
staring at the dancers.'

"`The deuce it is!' said the old fellow, taking an awful lot of snuff,
Mr Jones remarked," as if I were not acquainted with this habit of the
veteran sailor.

"`By whose orders was it rigged up?'

"`Orders, sir?' replied the commander, a bit nonplussed.  `By mine,
sir.'

"`Then mine are for you to rig it down at once,' cried the admiral, in a
mighty fume, walking up and down and waving his arms about like a
windmill backwards and forwards from his waistcoat pocket to his nose.
`I won't have any screens fitted up on board my ship to keep out my
sailors from seeing what they have as good a right to see and enjoy as
any of those with whom they have fought and bled.  No sailors, no ball,
or I'm a Russian!  You can put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr
Commander!'"

"Did the ball come off, Mr Jones," I inquired of the narrator, "after
all?"

"No," said he.  "The fleet had to sail the very same day for which it
was fixed.  I believe old Charley arranged that it should be so, on
purpose to pay out the commander, who had set his heart on it; for he
was very hard on the men always, and the admiral could not stand that."

"He was a good friend, always, to the sailors?"  I remarked.  "I have
heard my father say so."

"Rather!  Why, he would do anything for them, regardless of his own
comfort, and they in return would follow him anywhere, night or day, in
the face of a thousand batteries.  He was, indeed, like a father to
them," continued the paymaster, who was fond of yarning about his old
experiences with the admiral.  "I recollect after the bombardment of
Bomarsund and the capture of a lot of prizes up the Baltic, we put into
Kiel again, and the men wanted to draw advances to have a spree ashore,
but the admiral told the purser to refuse them, and when they grumbled
about it he gave them a `dressing-down' from the poop, having them all
piped aft by the bosun for the purpose.  `Lads,' says he, `I'll let you
have ten shillings apiece, but not a farthing more to spend, now!  I
want you to save all your prize-money for your wives and sweethearts
when you return to England, for I don't wish to have my eyes scratched
out on Common Hard when I come out of the dockyard on landing, as I
should, if I were fool enough to allow you to spend all your money out
here instead of making you keep it, as I intend, till you get home!'  He
was a rare good old sort was the admiral, young Vernon!"

"So I should think," I replied, "from all I have heard."

But there our chat ended, the Cape people just beginning to come off to
"cut their capers," as Master Larkyns remarked to me, making me a target
as usual for one of his fearful puns.

Our dance was as great a success, I think, as the garrison ball, judging
by the approving comments of our guests, who kept it up till the middle
watch had well-nigh come to a close.

Mr Jellaby, I noticed, inconstant fellow that he was, payed attentions
of the most marked character on this occasion, all the time the
festivities lasted to a Cape damsel of the most slender figure,
contrasting strongly with the stout lady who was his former flame and
who had come off especially, so the wardroom officers said in their
chaff, to renew her attack on the heart of the lieutenant.

Mr Jellaby, proved a recreant knight and the Dutch lady had to content
herself with the cavalier-ship of the youngest and most diminutive cadet
on board, my chum, little Tommy Mills!

But Tommy's gallant championship of the deserted fair one and the
lieutenant's fresh flirtation had to terminate, like everything else in
this world; and hardly had the last of our visitors quitted the ship
than the hands were turned up to weigh anchor, the old _Candahar_
sailing soon after daybreak and shaping a course southwards to pick up
the westerly trade winds of the "Roaring Forties."

With studding sails, upper and lower, on each side, we bowled along
gaily, the wind right astern all the way some two thousand miles odd or
so, until we fetched the meridian of the Island of Saint Paul in the
middle of the great southern ocean; when, we hauled up to the north-east
and steered for the Straits of Sunda, leading into the China Sea--
finally joining the admiral in command of the station at Singapore,
where we cast anchor again in the outer roads one broiling morning in
March, just four months from the date of our leaving home.



CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE.

"THE HEATHEN CHINEE."

"What a rum place!" cried Larkyns, when the ship was safely moored and
Captain Farmer had gone off in his gig to pay his respects to the
admiral, whose flagship lay hard by, all of us then having time to look
round and survey the strange and picturesque surroundings--
semi-European, semi-Oriental, all tropical--of Singapore harbour, the
capital of the Straits Settlements and great port of the Eastern
Archipelago, amid which we now found ourselves.  "I'm blowed if it
doesn't look like the pantomime of `Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves' at
Drury Lane!"

"That's not at all a bad simile, youngster," observed the commander, who
was just coming down from the poop, after seeing everything snug and
that the awnings had been spread over the decks, with windsails rigged
up leading through the hatchways to introduce what air there was to the
heated atmosphere below.  "Only, instead of forty, I should think there
were forty thousand thieves amongst that crowd of Asiatics, with their
serpent's eyes and slimy bodies!  It looks like a water picnic, does it
not?"

It was certainly a wonderful and varied scene that we gazed at over the
hammock rail, the glaring sun overhead, the vividly blue sea stretching
up to the white beach in front of the busy-looking town and the verdant
hills beyond, with white villas nestling amid the green, like Madeira,
and big, gru-gru palms and agaves, with other odd, broad-foliaged plants
to tell that we were in more outlandish latitudes; while, skimming over
the glassy blue water, that turned to an emerald green in its depths and
was so transparent that the sandy bottom could be seen, with various
molluscs crawling about amongst the algas, were hundreds of boats of
every description--from the trim-built man-o'-war's cutter down to the
slipper-like sampan and aboriginal coracle of as queer construction as
the catamaran of the Coromandel coast or the war canoe of the Sandwich
Islands.

Other even queerer craft lay at anchor like ourselves, only further up
the harbour, chief amongst them being Chinese junks of every size, from
the huge, travelling tea-chest from Woosung or Amoy of three or four
thousand tons burthen, down to the "junklet" from the nearer provinces
of the Celestial Empire of lesser proportions.

But, all were alike in form, veritable facsimiles of the picture of the
_Great Harry_ of the time of Henry the Eighth, which I remember seeing
in an old book on history when I was cramming up for my examination and
looked at every work I could come across in order to increase my store
of knowledge.

These junks all had great, staring, goggle eyes painted on their bows on
either side, John Chinaman believing that without these fanciful addenda
his stagey-looking craft "no see no piecee walk can do."

Their sails also were very funny, being huge mats, of trapezoidal shape,
that resembled so many Venetian blinds.

These sails were hoisted on tall poles of eighty to hundred feet in
height, without a joint, while their floating rattan cables completed
their theatrical appearance, circling round their prows with the tide
like snakes.

In addition to these were likewise any number of Malay prahus and
"prams" from Borneo and Celebes and the Philippine Islands generally;
Arab dhows and "grabs" from the Persian Gulf; English-captained,
Lascar-manned trading vessels from Calcutta and Madras; fishing
schooners from the Torres Straits and Sydney, laden with cargoes of
sea-slugs, for Chinese consumption; besides merchant ships from every
port in Europe--although, I noticed that the British and American flags
were decidedly in the ascendant.

All this heterogeneous collection of vessels, of every known nationality
and rig, come hither at all seasons, but the Chinese junks mostly when
the north-east monsoon sets in to blow them along with their favourite
stern wind.

They resort here as to a common meeting ground or exchange mart, to swop
their cargoes, the silks and teas and spices and precious gums of the
East being bartered for the manufactures and merchandise of the West;
while the keen though sleepy-looking Dutchmen, Chinese, Jews, Parsees,
Siamese, Englishmen and Yanks, who negotiate and this interchange of
wares manage to conduct the bargaining in their various lingoes by the
aid of a polyglot dialect of their own, chuckling over the dollars and
cash and cowries as they rake them in with the impression that they are
getting the best of the deal, when all the time, perhaps, they are being
cheated themselves!

So Commander Nesbitt now told us, kindly particularising the various
points of interest to us two youngsters and explaining all we did not
know, which meant pretty nearly everything, as he had served in these
waters before; while to Larkyns and myself Singapore and its migratory
population, with their prominent characters and characteristics, were
all new, as, indeed, they were to most of the fellows in the gunroom,
excepting Mr Stormcock and Plumper, the fat senior mate, both of whom,
like the commander, had previously been on the station and were
acquainted of old with the place and its people.

But neither Larkyns nor myself need have been in any hurry to make our
observations; for, we had ample opportunity of learning all we wished to
know, and a good deal more, too, of Singapore and its surroundings, as
we remained here over six weeks.

The _Candahar_ had orders to await the coming of Admiral Hope from
England by the overland mail, in succession to Admiral Sir Michael
Seymour, whose period of service had expired before the former left
London to take up his commission.

In order to understand the position of affairs leading up to the events
I am now about to speak of, in which, possibly, I took a more prominent
part than I might have chosen had I been given the option, I may mention
that through the action mainly of the last-named officer, in capturing
Canton and forcing his way almost up to the gates of Pekin, which seemed
to bring the Imperial Ruler of the Universe and Emperor of the Sun, Moon
and Stars to his senses, the series of intermittent wars between Great
Britain and China, which had been waged at intervals since the year
1840, breaking out again after more than one temporary cessation of
hostilities, like a smouldering fire ever and anon bursting into flame,
had been, it was sanguinely believed by the authorities, brought to a
permanent close by the Treaty of Tientsin, signed in 1858.

This treaty, however, which as Lord Elgin, our plenipotentiary, wrote
home to warn the Government, had "been extorted only from the fears" of
the Chinese, was not to be ratified until the succeeding year, the date
of our arrival on the scene; where the Celestials hoped that they might
by then have time to prepare themselves for a renewal of the struggle,
although, of course, our wise men in office never thought of such a
thing, implicitly giving faith to the assurances of the pigtailed
mandarins that peace was as good as settled, and that friendly relations
betwixt ourselves and the yellow-skinned descendants of the great
Confucius would be resumed and their ports open to our trade at the time
fixed--only, not till then!

How those blandly-smiling mandarins must have twinkled their little pig
eyes and tossed their pigtails in gay abandon at the simplicity of the
"Outer Barbarians" whom they thus beguiled in the usual "Heathen Chinee"
fashion, as we subsequently discovered to our cost, although this is
anticipating matters.



CHAPTER TWENTY SIX.

A HORNET'S NEST.

Towards the middle of April, to proceed with my regular yarn, within two
months of the time fixed for the ratification of this paper treaty, our
new chief arrived at Singapore; when, taking over the command from his
predecessor, who at once started off in the homeward mail steamer,
Admiral Hope sailed with the fleet to Shanghai--the _Candahar_ forming
part of the squadron that escorted our ambassador, Mr Bruce, to the
mouth of the Peiho River, where he was appointed to meet the Chinese
officials and with them journey on to Pekin, there to complete all the
requisite formalities for the final execution of the treaty.

Reaching Shanghai without mishap and finding Mr Bruce ready to
accompany us, although the mandarins had already interposed obstacles to
delay his departure in order to evade the obligations they had entered
into on behalf of their imperial master in the art of subterfuge and
evasion, we proceeded on the 11th June to the Gulf of Pechili; anchoring
under the lee of the Sha-liu-tien, or "Wide-spreading-sand Islands,"
some fifteen miles off the entrance to the Peiho.

The water here being too shoaly to allow the larger vessels of the fleet
to approach near the shore, the admiral embarked aboard one of the
smaller gunboats, thinking the coast clear and everything peaceful; but
on getting close to the mouth of the river, he discovered to his
surprise that a series of formidable earthworks had been erected on both
banks in place of the Taku Forts which Admiral Seymour had destroyed in
the preceding year.

The river itself, also, had been rendered impassable by a series of
booms and stakes, so arranged as to be protected by the fire of the
batteries, whose numerous embrasures spoke to their containing a large
number of guns; while, to remove any doubts as to the hostile character
of these preparations, the officer Admiral Hope sent to acquaint the
authorities in charge of these fortifications of the arrival of our
ambassador was refused permission to land.

On communicating this news to Mr Bruce, who was accompanied on his
ambassadorial mission by Monsieur Bourbillon, the representative of the
French Government,--a council of war was held on board the flagship;
when it was determined to force the passage of the river, so that the
ambassadors should be able to go up to Pekin in accordance with the
Emperor of China's express permission to that effect given under his
sign manual.

The admiral therefore forwarded off at once a letter to the commandant
in charge of the defences, telling him that unless the obstructions were
removed within the next forty-eight hours, he, the admiral, would set to
work to clear them away himself in the manner he thought best.

This was explicit enough; and as no answer was received to this
communication by sunset on the 24th, the limit of the ultimatum, Admiral
Hope proceeded to prove himself as good as his word.

An unsuccessful attempt was made by the boats of the flagship the very
same night to pull up some of the iron stakes driven into the bed of the
river, that held the booms in their position across its mouth.

This failed through the tenacity of the mud, the effort of the
bluejackets being discovered by the batteries, which fired on them,
compelling them to desist and return to their ship; but, this was a mere
flash in the pan, the real attack being planned for the morrow.

In the meantime, the fleet had moved in from the Sha-liu-tien Islands to
the anchorage opposite the entrance to the Peiho, where our ship and the
_Chesapeake_, with some of the others remained out of range of the
batteries, which we on our side, were unable to reach with our guns for
any effective purposes.

The gunboats of lesser draught, however, proceeded to cross the bar of
the river; where also the boats of the bigger ships were subsequently
despatched, filled with all the small-arms men and marines available to
form a reserve force which was to attack the principal batteries in the
flank after the gunboat had pounded them in front, as well as fill up
casualties in the first line.

Every man on board the _Candahar_ was on the alert on the morning of the
memorable 24th June, I can tell you, when the boatswain's pipe went
screeching through the ship at daylight, and the commander sang out the
order to "Man and arm boats."

"I bet we don't have any fight at all!" grumbled Mr Stormcock, as he
buckled on his sword and prepared to go in the launch with Mr Gilham,
who was directed to command her, Larkyns, having to play second fiddle
in the boat on this occasion.  "Those blessed Chinamen won't come up to
the scratch as soon as they see we mean business."

"Perhaps not," said Mr Gilham.  "But, they were precious sharp last
night in detecting those fellows that went after the booms.  I think
they mean fighting this time, they're keeping so dark."

"Well, I only hope they do, sir," replied the master's mate, with a
heavy sigh that evidently came from the bottom of his heart.  "For my
part, I think they'll cut and run at the first shot, as they've always
done before.  I was out here, sir, in the Fatshan affair up the Canton
River in '57, and I remember as we boarded the junks on one side, all of
us racing after them up the creek, the yellow devils would jump out on
the other, without standing up against us for an instant."

While they were talking, I managed to scramble into the bows of the
launch unobserved, nobody noticing me till we had left the ship and it
was too late; and, though Mr Gilham shook his fist at me and told me I
was "acting against orders," he beckoned me to come aft, where Larkyns
and Mr Stormcock made a place for me between them in the sternsheets,
the rest of the boat being crammed with bluejackets and marines, the
latter sitting down on the bottom boards between the thwarts and the
knees of those pulling.

On pulling inshore we made fast to some junks which had been
requisitioned and moored just inside the bar for the purpose, and here
we remained while the gunboats went on to the assault; Admiral Hope
leading the advance in person and hoisting his flag on the little
_Plover_, which showed the way to the rest, moving onward to the first
obstruction in the river, a long row of iron piles linked together by
eight-inch hawsers hove taut.

As we watched our comrades making this forward movement at last, the
flood tide filled the turgid stream of the Peiho, flooding the reedy
marshes on either side of its banks; until, presently, a sheet of muddy
water stretched up to the base of the forts, lapping their wide earthen
escarpments.

These made no sign of defiance whatever, not a man being seen on the
parapets, nor a gun peeping from their embrasures, which were hidden
with mantlets.

Every heart beat high with excitement; and instead of fearing the worst,
the worst we feared was a hollow victory!

The gunboats all took up their several positions, anchoring so as to
command the forts and support those attacking the booms; and at two
p.m., when the ebb began to flow and there was no danger of the stream
carrying the vessels too close in, the _Opossum_ was ordered by signal
to pull up the first pile, which she did by the aid of tackles and steam
power.

On the removal of this obstacle, the admiral passed through towards the
second barrier, which was immediately under the concentric fire of the
batteries on both banks of the river.

Here the question would be decided at length whether the Chinese meant
fighting or not.

We had not long to wait for the decision.

Hardly had the bows of the _Plover_ touched the boom than "Bang" went a
single gun from the nearest earthwork.

This seemed like a signal; for, almost at the instant of its discharge,
a terrific fire of shot and shell from forty pieces of cannon was hurled
on the unfortunate _Plover_ and her consort the _Opossum_, which
followed her close up behind, both being immediately wreathed in smoke
and flame and having their decks swept fore and aft by every discharge.

It was a regular ambuscade, a hornet's nest!

In less than twenty minutes, the two gunboats were so badly shattered as
to be almost silenced; though the plucky little _Plover_ still remained
in the van, with the admiral's signal still flying, "Engage the enemy,"
with the red pennant under, which Mr Gilham told me meant "as close as
possible."

She held out, too, in spite of her not having nine men of her original
crew left efficient out of the party with which she commenced the
action; while Lieutenant Rason, who commanded her, was killed by being
cut in two by a round shot.

The admiral himself was grievously wounded by the splinter of a shell in
the thigh, and the rest of the officers swept down--a terrible amount of
slaughter in so small a space.

Of course, we did not know all this till afterwards; but we could see
the poor little temporary flagship's battered state, as she swung all
abroad across the sullen, dark-flowing river, now seemingly red with
blood from the flashes of the guns, whose murderous roar rent the air
each moment, sweeping down our comrades and laying them mangled and
bleeding on the deck, every time we heard the sound.

Then, we noticed a signal for assistance thrown out from the solitary
spar the _Plover_ had yet standing; and the _Lee_ and _Haughty_, which
were anchored below the first barrier and busily engaged with the
batteries on the left bank, at once weighed and proceeded to the
admiral's aid.

A few minutes later, Admiral Hope, though fainting from loss of blood,
transferred his flag to the _Opossum_, which had not been so badly
served out as the _Plover_; but, no sooner had the square white flag,
with its red Saint George's cross been seen flying on the second
gunboat, than every gun in every battery was apparently directed on her,
the admiral getting wounded a second time, while nearly every officer
and man was shot down.

"By heavens, it's too cruel!" cried Mr Stormcock, jumping up in the
launch as the _Opossum_ dropped down towards us on the ebb tide, away
from the withering fire.  "Can't we do something to help them?"



CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN.

"BLOOD'S THICKER THAN WATER!"

"Ay!" replied Mr Gilham, who was equally impatient to go to the rescue
of our poor comrades, and, if not able to help them, to fall beside
them, the lieutenant speaking in a hoarse tone, with his face of that
pattern which shows a desperate purpose, and biting his lip so that the
blood came, to keep in his repressed feeling.  "But, not before the
word's given for us to go forward.  I wish to God this would come!"

It was terrible work for us, lying sheltered there under the lee of the
junk to which we were moored, looking on inactive, listening to the
whistle of the round shot hurtling in the air and hearing the heavy thud
of the missiles as they crashed through the sides of the gunboats; for
we pictured the devastation these missiles wrought inboard, with the
shrieks of the wounded, the groans of the dying, and the hapless bodies
of the dead strewing the decks.

It was more terrible far to us than for those participating in the grim
tragedy with all its attendant horrors.

They were fighting and oblivious of everything save a mad longing to
kill and slay; while we were doing--nothing!

Every one of us in the launch of the _Candahar_ felt that; and yet, what
could we do?

A limit, however, came at length to our endurance.

The _Plover_ and _Opossum_, which had dropped out of the first line,
drifted down nearer to us; and then, the captain in command of the
reserve called for volunteers to re-man those staunch little vessels
that had borne all the burden and heat of the battle so far, but were
staunch, practically speaking, no longer, being almost floating wrecks,
and their crews either wounded or dead.

No second call was needed, the men being all alert in an instant, the
boats' crews vieing with each other as to which should supply the fresh
hands required for the gunboats; although these would be going, as they
well knew, into the very jaws of death.

Fortunately the launch was the nearest.

"Give way, men!" cried Mr Gilham, waving his sword over his head in a
perfect delirium of joy at being at last no longer a mere spectator of
the exciting scene.  "Now, we have a chance, lads; pull like devils lest
it be taken from us!"

But, the lieutenant might have spared his breath, for the men's blood
was up; and, with a bound, the heavily-laden launch dashed forwards as
if she were a racing galley, distancing all her competitors, and being
alongside the leading gunboat before the rest had got half=way up, our
start giving us an advantage, which even their lesser weight could not
lessen.

In less than a minute, the lot of us scrambled on board the _Opossum_,
bluejackets, marines, gunners and all.

We found the engineer and one solitary uninjured stoker below, the
others having all been killed by a bursting shell.

These men, however, were still sticking manfully to their posts in the
engine-room, notwithstanding that they must have been longing all the
while to scuttle up on deck and "have a shy" at the treacherous beggars
who had caught us in such a villainous trap; and at once piling on
steam, the gunboat in which we were in, followed by the _Plover_,
hurried up to the front again to relieve the _Lee_ and _Haughty_ which
were now standing the brunt of the fire from the enemy's batteries, and
looked decidedly as if they were getting the worst of it.

The _Lee_, indeed, had a hole knocked in her bows which a wheelbarrow
could have been trundled into; while her consort had been hulled
repeatedly below the water, and, being close in under the guns, these,
as the tide fell, plunged their shot right through her bottom planking.

"Hot work, ain't it, youngster?" observed Mr Stormcock to me,
presently, when we came under fire and I had the pleasant sensation of a
jinghal ball passing close to my ear, cutting a bit out the collar of my
jacket and making me wince, though I can honestly say I was not
frightened at this, my first experience of being really in action.
"Keep moving about and there'll be less chance of your being picked off.
A lively man who does his work without thinking of the shot, seldom
gets touched.  So I found it two years ago, at all events, when I was in
the thick of it at Canton!"

"That's thrue, sor," put in Corporal Macan, who had lately regained his
stripes after a long spell of good behaviour that atoned for his debauch
at the Cape which lost him his rank; the Irishman now being engaged in
serving the bow gun of the gunboat with the utmost deliberation, taking
steady aim with each shot which he pitched into the cavalier of the
nearest battery and knocking the gun into "smithereens" at his third
attempt, though, for every weapon of the enemy which we silenced they
seemed to bring a hundred others to bear on us.  "Jist kape hopping
about an' faith ye'll niver be hit, sure.  Och, murther, what's that
now?"

As he jerked out the sudden exclamation, he certainly acted up to his
advice; for, he gave a hop that took him some ten feet in the air ere he
fell down on the deck, all covered with blood.

"Poor Macan!" said Mr Stormcock, bending over his prostrate form, and
trying to lift him in vain.  "Well, he's done for at last, I'm afraid.
We could have better spared a better man, perhaps!"

"He's dead, sir, sure enough," corroborated one of the marines who had
been assisting to work the big bow gun, the carriage of which had been
smashed, on one side by a heavy chain shot, which must, we all thought,
have settled the corporal at the same time.  "He'll never eat plum duff
again, poor chap.  He was a good one over his vittles, too, was the
corporal, and likewise at his drink!"

"Faix, ye lie, ye divil," cried the seemingly lifeless man, reviving at
this moment and struggling to his feet.  "I'm not d'id at all, at all!
D'ye think now I'm going to be kilt--by a Haythin Chaynee?  Begorrah,
whin I am kilt, may the saints in h'iven presairve me from it yit!--I
hopes as how it'll be by a Roosian, or a Proosian, or a dacint Christian
man of some sort or t'other, an' not, faix, by one of thim yaller-faced
Johnnies over yander!"

We all laughed at this, it being quite a relief to find our old friend
the corporal had not yet lost "the number of his mess," as he was the
life and soul of the ship on the lower deck, drunk or sober!

He had, however, a narrow squeak of it; for a splinter had jogged his
leg from the ankle to the knee, while the bollard on which he had been
standing had been shot away under his feet.

This caused that wonderful jump of his which had surprised me so much,
himself all the more, too, the heavy fall he had on the deck afterwards
having knocked him senseless for the time and, indeed, bruised him very
considerably.

Macan, though, had all an Irishman's pluck, and would not give in.

"Sure, sor, it's ownly a thrifle," he urged, when told by Mr Stormcock
to go below to Mr McGilpin, who was busy in the after-cabin, attending
to those of the wounded that the Chinese gunners, who aimed remarkably
well, had not put altogether beyond the reach of surgical aid.  "I
wudn't throuble the docthor wid it; an' faix, I want to pay thim Chaynee
images fur smashin' me crockery!  Bedad, an' I will, too, for I've got
my hands left all right an' a straight oye, an', I'll have a slap at 'em
ag'in, sure, by your leve, sor!"

"Carry on!" cried Mr Stormcock, who had been assisting to wedge up the
gun so that it could be still fired, only the carriage having been
injured by the shot.  "Make as good practice as you did before, Macan;
and, then you'll soon be revenged on some of those beggars!"

"I will that, sor," replied the corporal, bending down to the rear right
of the sixty-four pounder, which had been slewed round in the direction
of the battery abreast us, and taking careful aim.  "A ha'porth more
illivation, Number 2.  Well--muzzle left!  Well--fire!"

Bang it went off, making the dirt fly from the embrasure opposite, while
a cloud of smoke rose up, as if a magazine had been exploded; and so we
continued, hammer and tongs, the atmosphere all sulphur and gunpowder,
the deck slippery with gore, our ears deafened with the ceaseless
discharges of the guns, till it really seemed "as if Hell had broken
loose!" as Mr Stormcock said.

It was the last sentence the master's mate ever uttered; for a bullet
penetrated his brain the next instant, and he dropped down beside me
stone dead, almost as soon as the words escaped his lips.

I hardly knew what occurred after that, I was so saddened by the loss of
Mr Stormcock, whom I had always found a very good friend to me, for he
had taught me a good deal; and, notwithstanding that I had not taken to
him at first, I had since learnt to have a most sincere regard for him,
while he on his part, though so much older than myself, liked me, I
believe, for he appeared fond of being in my company.

His death, however, only added one more to the long list of those who
had already fallen; while every moment some fresh casualty occurred.

The enemy's fire got hotter as the afternoon wore on and the fight
proceeded, until everyone felt the task the admiral had attempted, with
his comparatively weak force, in attacking such formidable defences, was
doomed to failure; although not a single man thought of abandoning the
struggle or confessing, as was the case, that we were "licked!"

But, it could not be much further prolonged; for, at six o'clock, the
_Kestrel_ had been sunk, fighting her guns to the last, the _Lee_
obliged to run on the mud to prevent her meeting a like fate; while the
_Plover_ and _Opossum_, which were still in the van, had been pretty
well knocked out of shape.

The _Cormorant_ was ahead of us all, with the sorely wounded admiral
lying bleeding in his cot on her deck, our gallant chief persisting in
watching the battle to its bitter end, in spite of being compelled from
absolute exhaustion to give up the immediate command of the squadron to
his senior officer, Captain Shadwell; though it was as much as the
gunboat could do to keep her prominent position, in face of the terrible
fire on her front and flanks.

To retreat, however, was impossible then, as there was not water enough
in the river for the vessels that still floated to recross the bar
before midnight; besides which, if they attempted to move off while
daylight lasted, they would be exposed to the risk of greater loss from
the terrible fire from the batteries which was certain to be hailed on
them.

Under the desperate circumstances of the case, therefore, it was
determined by the senior officer, who acted in concert with the other
captains present, that a bold stroke should be attempted to save the
honour of the day, which was to try and carry the forts by assault--a
"forlorn hope" in every sense of the word!

No sooner was this desperate expedient resolved on than it was gallantly
set about, the boats filled with the marines and small-arms men, who yet
remained below the barrier at the river mouth being brought to the
front--an operation in which we were generously aided by Commodore
Tatnall, of the United States steam frigate the _Toeywan_, which had
been lying off the Peiho for some time, out of the line of fire.

"Great Scott!" cried this noble-hearted American to his officers as he
saw our poor fellows pulling up the heavily-laden launches and cutters
against stream, under the withering fire of the batteries, with a sort
of dogged resolution, determined to do or die, giving the boats a
friendly tow to the nearest point of land and approaching as close as he
could to the low, muddy shore on which the rising tide was beginning now
to flow again, regardless of any ill consequences to himself or his
ship; albeit he was supposed to be a neutral, the Government of the
United States not having taken sides with us in the war.  "Blood's
thicker than water, boys!  Let us lend them a hand.  Thunder, they are
brother sailors and white men like ourselves!"



CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT.

THE HARVEST OF DEATH!

Nor did the sympathy of the American commodore cease here; for the boats
of the _Toeywan_ helped to pick up many of our wounded fellows who were
struggling in the water, while a lot of his men, coming alongside one of
the gunboats, which had redoubled their fire in order to cover the
landing of the assaulting party, climbed on board and "lent a hand" to
man the gun.

The stalwart "down easters," when called to order by their officer later
on, when leaving this vessel to regain their own ship, excusing
themselves for having taken so unneutral a part in the action, on the
plea that seeing we were short-handed and in a tight place, they had
done it "for fellowship sake!"

Most of our fellows were in the attacking column, though neither I nor
Larkyns, nor, indeed, any of the other youngsters, were permitted to
accompany them, but I can tell of my own knowledge with what wistful
eyes we watched their progress from the deck of the little spitfire of a
vessel that I was only on board of on sufferance, I having smuggled
myself in with Larkyns, who was on duty as midshipman of the launch; for
the gunboat had now returned to the barriers further up the river and
began hammering again at the batteries, in order to divert their
attention from our field column, after assisting to bring up a quota of
the force and waiting till they disembarked from the boats.

Gallantly the little band, a compact mass of six hundred men, pursued
their way through the treacherous mud, night closing in as they
struggled onward, and the darkness only lit by the flashes of our guns
firing over the head of the column at the fortifications in their front;
the Chinese only replying to our cannonade in a half-hearted fashion, as
if they had got weary of the job, leading us thus to believe that the
"forlorn hope" had an easy task before it!

But, Larkyns and myself were both deceived, this sudden quiet on the
part of the enemy being really a ruse; for, hardly had the column
reached firm ground than the hitherto silent batteries all at once burst
into a sheet of flame, pouring shot and shell, jinghal balls, rifle
bullets, in fact every variety of deadly missile known in war, on the
heads of our devoted men, at such close quarters, too, that not one in
three escaped the avalanche of destruction!

The Tartar garrison defending the place, we subsequently learnt, used
bows and arrows and matchlocks, in addition to the best modern weapons,
the better to discomfit their foes; "those vile red devils of
barbarians," as they called us, who had so rashly ventured to tackle
them at close quarters, thinking to "catch a weasel asleep."

"Oh, Vernon, look, look!" cried Larkyns, as the gloomy night with its
overhanging pall of smoke from the endless bombardment, which had been
going on ever since mid-day, was lit up by a crimson glow that enabled
us to see every detail of what took place and even recognise the
features of some of our officers.  "See how they are mowed down--not a
man of them will come back alive!"

Saying which, grown lad that he was of seventeen, and courageous and
foolhardy to desperation, he burst into tears, the tension on his nerves
from the excitement we had all gone through since the early hours of
that ill-fated morning having completely unmanned him, making him for
the moment a perfect baby!

But I was just as bad; and, to relieve our feelings, we helped the
marine gunners, who were pounding away at the rascally Chinese, although
we had presently to stay our fire, for fear of hitting friends as well
as foes.

The end was not far off now, things shortly coming to a climax.

Half our men fell at the first discharge; but the remainder resolutely
rushed on to the broad ditch in front of the bastion, and about a third
of these got bravely through this obstruction, some fifty finally
reaching the base of the works.

There were no scaling ladders, however, wherewith to climb the steep
escarpments, no available reinforcements, for every man jack that could
be spared from the gunboats was there, to fill the voids in the ranks
which dwindled and dwindled each instant; and so at last, although the
handful of heroes who succeeded in getting up to the foremost fort,
advancing almost within sight, so to speak, of victory, might possibly
have held their own where they were until morning, if they had been
allowed to remain, being partly sheltered now by the salient angle of
the fortification, our senior officer, perceiving the hopelessness of
continuing any longer the unequal contest, ordered "the retreat" to be
sounded.

Then came the most harrowing scene of all.

If the Chinese fire had been hot before, its intensity was increased
tenfold as soon as the bugle-call echoed out shrilly between the reports
of the heavy guns and fusillade of the musketry, and the remnants of the
gallant little band began to fall back on their boats, retiring in
wonderful order despite the cruel pelting they received on all sides,
not a wounded man being left behind whose life could be saved.

A wonder it was, though, as Larkyns said, that a single soul escaped;
for the guns which were aimed at the poor, worn-out fellows as they
waded out through the mud to their boats, were now turned on the latter
as they got into these, scattering grape as they were massed together,
and when the gunboat advanced to their rescue.

"Boom!" came the round shot hopping over them; and "Bang!" and "Rattle!"
and "Rattle!" and "Bang!" they went on incessantly until all were out of
range, the boats in tow resembling a funeral procession which, with its
weird surroundings, seemed like Holbein's "Dance of Death."

It was such a ghastly picture, which those who saw it will never forget.

The lapping water had by this time overflowed the shelving banks of the
river, which spread out far beyond its regular bounds into the reedy
plains and marshes on either hand, the swollen stream bringing down, as
the tide ebbed again towards midnight, the wreckage of the gunboats that
had been sunk during the conflict.

Broken spars and the remnants of the destroyed booms floated along,
impeding the progress of the craft that had escaped, and blocking the
narrow channel where only sufficient depth could be obtained to admit of
their passage out to sea; while the corpses of the slain that had fallen
overboard floated by similarly on the turbid bosom of the Peiho.

All these baffled our poor fellows who were struggling for their lives
when the boats upset, and endeavouring to swim to the steamers, which,
on their part, were trying their hardest to get across the bar before it
would be too late!

All the time, too, the Manchurian marksmen were busy taking pot-shots at
some unhappy survivor wallowing in the mud under the forts, which were
firing furiously without a moment's cessation, lighting up the hideous
scene on which the dark heavens above, without a star to be seen, looked
down in horror.

Of the eleven vessels we had engaged from first to last, three were
sunk, four disabled, and three more so much damaged as to require
considerable repair subsequently before being again fit for service;
while out of a total of eleven hundred men who had started off so gaily
in the morning to play their part in this tragic play, our casualties
amounted to five hundred, so that not one half ever returned to swing in
their respective hammocks again.

"By Jove we have got a thrashing!" said Commander Nesbitt, ruefully,
next morning, when Dr Nettleby came to make his report as to the state
of the wounded we had and there was a general counting up of losses.  "I
didn't think John Chinaman had it in him to make such a stand!"

"Neither did I," replied Captain Farmer, who was standing by on the
poop, looking over the taffrail at the spot made memorable by last
night's carnage, though the whilom muddy river appeared bright enough
now with the sun shining down on its rippling surface, and no trace of
the fight of yesterday visible save the masts of one and part of the
hull of another of the sunken gunboats in the distance, and the grim
forts staring down on them defiantly, apparently quite uninjured by the
pounding they had received.  "They have certainly given us a licking,
but they'll have a very heavy reckoning to pay for their temporary
triumph by-and-by, Nesbitt, or I am very much mistaken!  I suppose you
recollect the old proverb, _Hodie mihi, eras tibi_?"

"Can't say I do, sir," said the commander in answer, scratching his head
reflectively as he raised his cap for the purpose, with the object
apparently of quickening his memory by that means.  "I'm afraid I've
forgotten all my Latin, sir, long since.  What does it mean, eh?"

"`To-day it is my turn, to-morrow it may be yours,'" replied Captain
Farmer, looking as grim as the Taku Fort as he translated the sentence
for the other's benefit.  "The Emperor of China had best bear this in
mind, for there'll be a pretty fine kick up, I tell you, when they come
to hear of this business in England!"

"You are right there, sir," agreed Commander Nesbitt.  "There will be a
jolly row about it in the papers and in Parliament, I know!  But it is
none of our fault; we have done nothing to be ashamed of, for we've done
our best!"

"Ay, though defeated we're not disgraced," said the captain, as he came
down the poop-ladder to go into his cabin.  "It's a sad affair, though,
a sad affair.  We've lost Bitpin and Stormcock and Morgan and that poor
lad Jackson amongst the officers killed, besides those wounded, and I
can't say yet how many men, but between thirty and forty, I fear!"

"Yes, sir, it is a bad job," replied the commander, bending his head and
looking grave for an instant, but the next moment a bright look came in
his face and he shook his fist at the distant forts; "but we'll pay you
out yet, pigtails and all, for this day's work!"

"Let us hope so," said the captain, as he crossed the quarter-deck and
disappeared from view beneath the break of the poop, going into his own
cabin to send in his report to our senior officer, Admiral Hope, who was
subsequently invalided home, being so dangerously wounded as to be
incapable of attending to any other business after forwarding his
dispatches home.  "And, the sooner the better, Nesbitt--the sooner the
better!"  Both officers judged the feeling of their countrymen well, but
quite twelve months elapsed before all our preparations were completed
for retaliating on the Chinese and proving to them, in that forcible
mode which seemingly only appealed to their reason, that "the worst
piece of work they ever did in their lives was to tread on the tail of
the British lion," as Doctor Nettleby observed to Mr Jellaby in my
hearing later on the same day.



CHAPTER TWENTY NINE.

A GOOD "DEAL."

In the meantime, the fleet sailed away from the scene of action, after
honourably burying the dead and destroying our sunken vessels; so that
the Chinese, who had a weak habit at that time and in later years, too,
of indulging in fiction when referring to their martial exploits, should
not be able to boast of having captured our ships, the _Candahar_
putting in at Hong Kong to refit later on, after visiting Shanghai again
on leaving the Gulf of Pechili.

Here Larkyns, who had succeeded poor Mr Stormcock in his office as
caterer of the gunroom mess, distinguished himself, quite unwittingly,
in a financial operation which gained him the credit of being a very
"smart" fellow indeed in the sense in which our American cousins use the
term; besides earning for himself the good opinion of all of us in the
gunroom, whom he benefited by the exploit.

It happened in this wise.

Master Larkyns being ashore one day at Victoria, the chief town of Hong
Kong, which is built up the side of a hill facing the harbour, noticing
a lot of people collected round one of the merchant's stores, asked
naturally, midshipman like, "What the row was about?"

He was told an auction was going on; so, in he went to see the fun,
taking much interest in the biddings.

Presently, a hogshead of claret was put up by the auctioneer, and,
thinking this a good opportunity for laying in a stock for the mess, as
we would be in commission probably in warm latitudes, for the next two
or three years, when the wine would come in rather handy, Larkyns
listened eagerly for the price and heard it offered at 12 pounds.

This seemed a big sum, but, if the worst came to the worst, and his
messmates grumbled at his extravagance, he thought, he could pay for it
out of his own pocket, he thought; and so, in his impetuous way, he bid
12 pounds, 10 shillings, without waiting for anyone to make an offer,
which no one doing, his sudden jump having paralysed the brokers
present, to his great surprise and joy the wine was knocked down to him
at the price he named.

By-and-by, however, his joy was changed to grief; for, the auctioneer
asked him for a cheque or a reference, when he found out that, instead
of buying a single hogshead of claret, as he believed to be the case on
bidding for it, he had purchased a whole consignment of the wine, of
which the single specimen offered had been a sample--the transaction
involved the outlay of more than 1500 pounds, which of course he could
never pay, although he had the 12 pounds, 10 shillings he had offered,
and a few pounds more in his pocket as well.

Here was a pretty to-do; and, he was just wondering whether he should
solve the Gordian knot by cutting and running, when, luckily, a man
without a hat rushed in breathlessly from a neighbouring store, and
coming up to the auctioneer, asked him if the wine was sold yet.

"You're a bit too late," replied the master of the rostrum, pointing out
Larkyns to his astonished gaze.  "I have just knocked it down to this
gentleman."

"Indeed!" exclaimed the stranger.  "At what?"

"Twelve pounds, ten shillings."

"Ah, that all?" cried the hatless individual; and, turning to Larkyns,
he said with an entreating air, "I'll give you an advance of ten
shillings a hogshead if you let me have it."

Our caterer was quite bewildered.

"I don't mind," he said at last, looking from the auctioneer to the
stranger and back again to his creditor, who stood waiting for the 1500
pound cheque.  "That is, if this gentleman here is satisfied."

"Oh, that's all right," said the auctioneer.  "I know Mr --, and his
word is as good as his bond.  He'll give you the difference between your
bid and his present offer, and you'll gain something by the deal."

"By Jove!" cried Larkyns.  "I never thought of that, but I wanted some
wine for the mess."

"I daresay we can manage that," said the buyer, evidently pleased with
his bargain, though had he known of my friend's mistake in time before
he made his offer he might not have been so generous.  "I'll tell you
what I'll do, I will give you 50 pounds to take over the consignment,
and a cask of the wine into the bargain."

This Master Larkyns readily agreed to, as may be well imagined; and the
upshot of the affair was, that our mess funds were 50 pounds richer by
this visit of Larkyns to the auction rooms.

This enabled us to live "like fighting cocks" while we remained in port;
and when the wardroom officers chanced to pay us a visit, which I
noticed they more frequently did now than formerly, we were able to
offer them a glass of claret, which was rather a novelty in those days
in the gunroom mess.

After refitting, we went for a cruise to the East Indies, where we found
the new admiral who had come out to replace Admiral Hope; and, in the
spring of the following year, having served for eighteen months as a
naval cadet, I was promoted to the rank of midshipman, the captain and
first lieutenant, having convinced themselves of my competency by asking
me how I would manage to get a six-pounder to the top of a perpendicular
hill, my answer to which question was that I would head it up in a cask
and "parbuckle" it up.

"Glass-eye" smiled rather quizzingly at this, requesting to know what
sort of cask I would employ.  I settled him at once, however, by saying
that a claret cask would do; there having been a joke current of his
coming to see how the gunroom was getting on about luncheon time, at the
time our wine cellar had been so sumptuously replenished by Larkyns,
who, by the way, got his step to acting mate the same month that I was
made midshipman.



CHAPTER THIRTY.

IN A BAMBOO CAGE.

During the interval that had elapsed since our defeat in front of the
Taku Forts, to proceed now to more stirring events, the English and
French Governments had been organising a joint expedition against China;
to demand an apology for the treatment their respective representatives
had received, and insist on the stipulations of the historical Treaty of
Tientsin being practically, and not merely formally, adhered to.

By the middle of the year 1860, the ten thousand men that comprised the
English contingent, under the leadership of Sir Hope Grant, had
assembled at Chusan, all ready for the campaign.

They were not joined here by the French under General Montauban, who
mustered only seven thousand bayonets, until some weeks later, our
allies being very dilatory in their movements.

On the 1st August, this imposing force, a joint army seventeen thousand
strong, which was conveyed up the Gulf of Pechili in no less a number
than a hundred and twenty transports, escorted by the French and English
fleets, that totalled over ninety sail, landed at Pahtang, some ten
miles to the north of the Peiho river.  Here, their disembarkation was
not interfered with, our old friends the Chinese expecting us to make
another assault on the Taku Forts, that had before repulsed us, which
they had rendered much stronger in the months that had since elapsed.

But "once bitten twice shy" was our motto; and, by making a march across
country, we defeated a large army, mainly composed of Tartar cavalry, on
the way, our redcoats, in company with the battalions of Monsieur
Pantalou, made short work of the Chinese "braves."

The advance of the allies, indeed, was like a triumphal march; for we
reached the rear of the Taku Forts on the night of the 20th August and
took the formidable works by storm on the following morning, putting the
defenders to flight and revenging our bloody defeat a year and two
months after that tragic event.

The English and French forces then pursued their victorious march
towards Tientsin, with the intention of penetrating to the capital of
the emperor, should their just demands not be conceded without any
further delay, as well as a heavy indemnity paid for the expense we had
been put to by the evasions and treachery of the Manchurian monarch;
but, I am not able to speak of my own knowledge of the further progress
of the expedition after they had blown up the old forts and thrown open
the entrance to the Peiho.

An adventure happened to me, which not only prevented me from sharing in
the campaign, but very nearly put a stop to any possibility of my ever
telling this yarn.

This adventure I will now relate.  As soon as the obstructions across
the mouth of the river, which had previously foiled us, had been removed
by working parties of sailors from the fleet, several gunboats went up
to Tientsin by water to make provision for the arrival of the main body
who were marching thither by land; and, amongst other officers of the
_Candahar_, Ned Anstruther and I were detailed for this duty, proceeding
to the port in question with a battery of artillery and military stores,
which we had to see to the landing of near the close of the month.

Ned and I were glad of the outing, besides escaping from the routine of
the ship, and when we got to Tientsin we strolled about having a look
round at the queer-looking shops and shanties, the like of which we had
never seen before.

Presently we got to some tea-gardens, where a funny old man, with a
yellow hat and a pigtail the size of a small hawser, accosted us.

By signs he invited us to enter a rather nice-looking building, built
just like one of those little pagodas resembling card-houses that you
see in the right-hand corner of a willow-pattern plate.

"What a rum old joker!" exclaimed Ned, as the old fellow came up to us.
"Chin, chin, Johnny, what you wantchee, no stoppee can do."

I laughed at Ned's "pijin English," which the Chinaman evidently did not
understand: but he bowed courteously and smiled very amiably, throwing
open the door of the card-house in such a pressingly hospitable way all
the while that I could not stand out any longer.

"Hang it all, Ned!" said I, "let us go in.  An old chap like that can't
do us any harm; and, besides, we've got the cutter's crew within hail!"

"All right, old chap," replied Ned, taking the old fellow's arm and
leading the way in, while I followed him.  "Here goes."

The moment, however, that we had entered the flimsy-looking building the
door was quickly slammed-to behind us; while a gang of ruffians of the
same kidney as the treacherous old scoundrel who had beguiled us, threw
Ned and myself on the ground and gagged and pinioned us like a pair of
trussed fowls, before we could call out or make a single movement in our
own defence.

When they saw that we were properly secured, our uniforms were torn off
our backs and a couple of blue cotton shirts, such as the Chinese
coolies wear, pulled over our shoulders, as a sort of disguise.  An ugly
old pith hat, of the shape of a mushroom, was then jammed down on the
tops of our unfortunate heads; and we looked at one another in wonder as
to what would come next.

We were not long in suspense.

The old chap, who was evidently a person of authority, shouted out some
loud order or other, which sounded more like a pig grunting under a gate
than any language I had previously heard spoken, there being a strong
swinish flavour in the Chinese lingo, as about their fields, which Ned
Anstruther and I had smelt coming along on our unlucky walk!

He had evidently given some order to the attendants; for, no sooner had
he finished grunting than a couple of rum things somewhat like the
palanquins I had seen when at Bombay, were brought in and put down in
front of us.

They were, really, cages made of bamboo, and which only criminals are
confined in, as I afterwards found out.

Into these, Ned and I were thrust separately, one in each.

We were then lifted up by the poles attached to our novel sort of
conveyance, two men carrying mine and two more lifting Ned's "trap"--I
know I felt very much like what a mouse does when caught in one, for I
was caged with a vengeance--they trotted off with us, through a back
door, and then along a wide, country road, I knew not whither!



CHAPTER THIRTY ONE.

"ONE PIECEE CAN DO!"

We could not talk together, for the very good reason that our mouths
were gagged, nor could we see each other now, poor consolation as that
would have been; although possibly a friendly wink from Ned might have
cheered me up a bit under the circumstances, the idea preying on my mind
that it was owing to my fault in persuading him to enter into the
treacherous ambuscade that we had been thus entrapped.

But whatever Anstruther's reflections might have been I had no means of
knowing, as our bearers trotted onwards with his bamboo palanquin
abreast of mine, both of our craft making good headway; the artful,
yellow-hatted old scoundrel who had so successfully planned our capture
bringing up the rear of the procession and grunting away at a fine rate
behind.

He was mounted on a diminutive pony, which he straddled in a clumsy
fashion, his legs almost touching the ground; while a parasol he held
aloft in one hand nearly poked my eyes out when he came up every now and
then alongside my cage, to see that I was there all right and had not
wriggled out of my bonds since his last inspection.

If I could not speak, like the monkeys in the Zoological Gardens, I
thought the more; all sorts of curious fancies continually coming into
my head as we were thus borne along.

For one thing, I was not in the least frightened about my fate; for, as
the old chap had not killed us at the first start off, it occurred to me
that he had merely taken us prisoners with the view of getting a heavy
ransom for us by-and-by, being led to the belief that we might be
important personages on account of his seeing us followed after we
landed from the gunboat, by the cutter's crew.

Our stalwart bluejackets appeared to his little, rat eyes, no doubt,
like the retinue of a mandarin with a peacock's feather in his tail at
the least; and this impression had, probably, been confirmed by the fact
of our being such young fellows, which was a proof of what "big" men we
would be when grown-up!  Thinking this, I was in no ways alarmed.  On
the contrary, I chuckled greatly when I recollected what a widely
different value the captain or first lieutenant would attach to a couple
of harum-scarum midshipmen to the estimation in which this wily old
kidnapper evidently held us; glorying in the great sell awaiting him
when he came in his bland innocence to exchange our poor carcases for
hard cash!

This anticipation so pleased me, that I began to interest myself in the
scenes through which we passed to our as yet unknown destination.

The one great drawback to my enjoyment of this amusement was that there
was precious little to look at, the country being fiat and dreary in the
extreme, and consisting apparently of an endless plain, dotted here and
there with heaps of earth, like mud-pies magnified, with the black Peiho
serpentining through it in its snake-like curves.

Such are the surroundings of Tientsin, which means "A heavenly spot!"

Burying places we met with at regular intervals, for we could easily
tell what they were from the ends of the square box coffins peeping out
of the soil that only half covered them, while the bones of the departed
frequently covered the earthy track our conductors traversed, which it
would have been a vile libel to have called a road.

Occasionally, we came near a collection of huts, with conical roofs
resembling the form of the extinguisher usually employed in connection
with a bedroom candlestick.

"Yellow hat," however, would not allow the palanquin bearers to stop at
any of these villages, as I supposed the huts represented, our
procession not coming to a halt until late in the afternoon; when, on
arriving at a place which, in addition to these huts had a pagoda or
josshouse, the old rascal grunted a little louder than usual to our
bearers and they set down our cages in front of a card-house of the same
description as that at Tientsin where we had been so nicely "taken in
and done for," as Macan would have expressed it in his Irish vernacular.

The gags were then dragged, in no very gentle way, from our mouths, and
our hands and feet untied, and the leader of the party, in a more
pig-like squeak than ever, ordered us to come out of our very
uncomfortable quarters.

We thought he meant this at least, from the violent gesticulations he
made, waving his arms wildly and hopping about as if he were a parched
pea on a griddle; for, of course, we could not make out his gibberish
though he squealed and grunted at us at a fine rate!

"I suppose he means us to get out," said Ned Anstruther, glad to be able
to use his tongue again; "but I can't, I'm so cramped."

"Nor can I, old fellow," I rejoined.  "I'm as stiff as a boiled lobster
and couldn't move to salute the admiral if he came along."

"I wish to goodness he would," cried Ned.  "Ay, and with a file of
marines at his back, too.  Wouldn't I like to shoot this treacherous old
scoundrel, ay, or string him up to the top of that pagoda there!"

"So would I too, Ned," I replied heartily.  "But, I don't think the
yellow rascal means us any harm; at all events, not at present, old
fellow.  See, he's actually getting us something to eat, I think."

"Some nasty mess or other, no doubt," growled Ned, chafing one of his
legs and then stretching it out.  "By Jove, though, I'm beginning to get
some life in my limbs again, but these blessed cords they tied us with
stopped my circulation.  Here goes!"

So saying, he made an attempt to scramble up, and the old fellow, who
had approached us with a big bowl of rice in both hands, put this down
on the ground and gave my companion a lift, afterwards extending the
same courtesy to myself.

We then stretched our cramped legs a bit; and, presently, sat down on
the outside of our bamboo cages, instead of inside them, being
comparatively free.

But, from the way in which the bearers who had carried us, and some
other fellows with bows and arrows and broad-bladed knives in their
belts, closed round us at the word of command from "yellow hat," we
would have fared ill had we attempted just then to give him and his
retainers "leg-bail."

We saw this at a glance; so, making the best of a bad business, we
commenced pegging into the rice the old fellow now handed us, which we
did not find at all bad eating.

It was very well cooked, and besides had a bit of salt fish of some sort
on the top of the bowl, which we smelt at intervals, being too small to
bite, so as to make the main contents of the dish more appetising.

"Not bad," commented Ned, after taking a preliminary mouthful of it for
a taste, delving out the rice with his fingers, no spoon or fork being
provided, and the chopsticks _a la Chinoise_ furnished with the bowl
being useless to us from our not being accustomed to their proper
manipulation.  "Better served up, too, than we ever got on board!"

"Yes; I've tasted worse," said I.  "They've cut us rather short with the
fish, though, Ned.  I think they might have served out enough for a
fellow to put his teeth through."

"Perhaps the old chap can't afford it, you know, Jack; and yet, he
doesn't look badly off.  That hat of his would fetch something in an old
curio shop, and so would his breeches too.  By Jove, they're big and
baggy enough for a Dutchman twice his size."

At this we both laughed, whereupon the old chap, thinking we did so in
high appreciation of his viands, smiled and nodded, patting his fat
stomach and saying in his guttural tones, "Bono, Johnny, goot--goot!"

"By Jove!" exclaimed Ned, quite startled.  "You speak English?"

"Mi one piecee can do," replied the other, with a broader smile that
made him look quite venerable, the deceitful old wretch!  "No goodee
number one chop!"

"Oh, you can speak it well enough," replied Ned, as our friend said this
in "Pijin English," implying that although he could manage a little of
our language he was not a first-rater at it.  "What wantchee can do, my
one two?"

Ned pointed at the same time towards me, and then indicated himself,
requesting in this idiotic jargon to be informed of our fate.

"Yellow hat's" reply was not of a reassuring character, although he
uttered no word.  What he did was, to draw the forefinger of his dirty
hand across his throat in the most unpleasant manner.

Ned shuddered at this; and, I confess, so did I.  Seeing the effect his
gesture had produced, the old chap, smiling affably, proceeded to
justify the extreme course he had suggested.

"Yang-kei-tze catchee one Chinaman, one piecee shootee chop chop," he
argued, on the retaliatory principle, which, of course, held good in
war, although no comfort to us at the moment.  "Chinaman one piecee
catchee Yang-kei-tze, mi takee Pekin."

"And what will be done with us there?"  The old scoundrel answered this
question in the same mode as before; his action being if possible even
more expressive.

"I say, Ned, show him a dollar or two," I said, not liking his humbly
suggestive way of stating that we were going to be taken to Pekin and
there beheaded--at least that was what I gathered from the conversation.
"Perhaps he'll be open to silver reason if we argue on the other side
of the question?"

Ned pulled a handful of money out of his pocket, at the sight of which
the old chap's little eyes glistened and he smiled more genially; but,
he shook his head.

"No one piecee take can do," he said sorrowfully, as if it went to his
heart to refuse it.  "Talkee, talkee no bono, mi takee Pekin chop chop,
Yang-kei-tze catchee one piecee by by."

He then turned away to give some order to the men, and Ned seized the
opportunity of his being out of earshot to speak to me.

"I think he's open to argument, Jack," he said encouragingly, seeing I
looked rather glum at the prospect before us now, although I had been so
light-hearted before, not thinking things were going to turn out so
badly as they now appeared.  "The old chap, as you can see for yourself,
with all those soldiers about him, must keep up his reputation as a
bloodthirsty foe to all foreigners; or else, he'd lose his billet as a
mandarin and have that rum old tile of his taken from him!  But, he
tipped me a wink, Jack; didn't you see him?  That means business, and
tells me as plain as a pikestaff that he's open to be bribed to get us
off by-and-by, although he is forced to take us first to Pekin.  They
want as many of us as they can catch, you know, to show to their blessed
emperor as a proof of their having licked us again, and `wiped out' all
the red devils--that's what Yangkei-tze, means, `red devils,' though it
sounds very like Yankee!  Ain't that so, old chappie, and don't you
agree?"

He jingled the money which he still held in his hand, addressing his
last remark to our friend "yellow hat," who had approached us again
after conferring with his men; and, catching the sound, he nodded his
head and gave Ned a perceptible wink, as if he thoroughly understood
what he had said, and would be our friend--for a consideration!

The bearers then coming up, the old chap motioned us to take our places
in the bamboo cages, although he did not offer to gag or bind us again;
when, on our being seated, our travelling prisons were raised to the
men's shoulders and we resumed our journey.



CHAPTER THIRTY TWO.

ON THE ROAD TO PEKIN.

As we got further up the countryside, we saw numbers of gardens full of
peach trees, the fruit of which was plentiful enough, with an occasional
poplar grove, the usual decoration of a cemetery; while the villages
became more frequent, too, and more populous, one meeting us almost at
every mile.

The people that we met, however, received us in a very puzzling fashion,
coming round our cages to look at us, as if we were so many wild
animals, and roaring with laughter at our appearance; even the very
babies crowing with merriment on our being pointed out to them by their
fond parents, much to Ned's disgust, although I joined in with their
hilarity, it was really so hearty and catching!

That night we all slept together in one of the inns along the road,
where, although the bed-place was fixed, it had plenty of moving tenants
before our arrival; and, I'm sorry to say, we carried off a few of them
when we went away in the morning, and suffered in consequence.

But beyond this little personal matter, which is a mere detail to anyone
travelling in China, and the staring of the inhabitants, we did not
suffer much inconvenience during our journey, the old fellow in charge
of us giving us the best food he could get, in the shape of rice and
eggs, the latter of which were sometimes in such a state of perfection
that they deserved to have been promoted to the rank of poultry; and, on
the third day after leaving Tientsin, although the distance between the
two places must be eighty or ninety miles, we saw the walls of Pekin in
front of us.

So our guide, the old chap, told us, at least; but, although the sight
of this celestial city is asserted by the Chinese to "strike awe" into
the beholder on first sighting it, we should not have known we were
gazing on such an imposing object as the capital of China undoubtedly
is!

On closing up with the town, we passed a collection of tombs with stone
tortoises carrying memorial tablets on their backs, and other signs of
mourning, and a josshouse; and we soon after this entered Pekin by a
granite causeway over a tumble-down bridge, passing for some distance
along, the massive walls, which were some fifty feet in height and of
equal thickness.

"Yellow hat" was evidently anxious to keep us as private as possible;
for, he hurried the bearers through the streets, which, though dirty,
were wide, and the buildings on either side, with their roofs of glazed
yellow tiles and fronts all carved and gilded, looked showy enough in
the sunshine.

It was like a panorama, being thus carried through these strange
streets, with the people stopping to look at us, but not behaving at all
rudely, although our army must have been known to be marching on the
capital; and Ned and I absolutely enjoyed it, noting as we sailed past
the temples and curio shops and pagodas and all, the constant stream of
umbrella-bearing passers-by and the fact that nearly all the old men
held birds in their hands tied on to sticks, looking just like those
wooden monkeys which pedlars hawk about at home for the delectation of
rustic juveniles.

"Yellow hat" told us subsequently, with reference to this curious
picture of their domestic life, that it was the custom of the country so
to take out their pet canaries and other little songsters for an airing,
instead of lapdogs.

These they reserve for their pies and other choice dishes.

Ned and I seemed to pass through miles of real nightmares as we went
along, the people and their surroundings having an air of unreality.

The only things about Pekin we thought genuine were the smells, which
were something awful; as we learnt from bitter experience during our
four weeks' captivity here, locked up in a cell with all the common
criminals, and, I believe, all the vermin of the city.

Somehow or other, the old man had mysteriously disappeared after leaving
us at a quiet inn in the Tartar quarter, where, as well as we could
understand him, we were to remain until he had a chance of communicating
with the approaching English force to have us ransomed.

"Chin, chin!" he said to Ned as he left us.  "Mi go one piecee and yo
waittee; Fanqui comee one piecee by by."

The next day, instead of his coming back again, a file of rough Tartars
belonging to Prince Sankoliu-sin's army rushed into the room where we
were, and throwing us roughly on the floor, proceeded to strip us of
everything we had about us, leaving us only our shirts, which were
rather ragged by this time and not in a condition to do our laundress
credit!

We were, after this, cruelly tied with ropes that cut our wrists and
ankles, and then dragged to prison, where we remained until one day we
heard the booming of guns in the distance.

"Good heavens, Jack!" cried poor Ned, who was by this time the wreck of
his former self, and whom nobody on board the ship certainly would have
recognised, "Those must be Armstrongs!  I know the sound of them too
well.  Thank God, our comrades now are near at last to release us or
revenge us!"

Later on, the same day, some Chinese soldiers entered, instead of the
usual Tartar guard which we had seen since we had been in this hole; and
these, putting chains round our necks, marched us off, as we thought, to
execution.

"Good-bye, Ned, old fellow, if they separate us," said I.  "Should you
escape, please tell my old Dad about me, and the people at home."

"Nonsense, Jack," he replied, trying to laugh it off.  "If we die, we'll
die together.  But, I should like to pay out old `yellow hat' first.  By
Jove, I should like to see him now!"

Talk of--angels!

At that every moment, as we were passing through a narrow stone passage
beneath the walls of the city, as we judged from their height, the very
individual of whom Ned had been speaking the instant before appeared on
the scene; and, all I can say is, that if we had thought him the reverse
of an angel previous to his coming, we were, on the contrary, inclined
to believe him to be the genuine article as soon as he told us his
errand!

It was to release us, and take my poor emaciated and ragged comrade and
myself to the English camp.

Then it was that we heard the news that had happened since our
imprisonment.

Sir Hope Grant, with the French troops under Montauban, had fought their
way up to Yuen-ming-Yuen, the Summer Palace of the emperor.

This place, I may mention, was subsequently burnt to the ground by the
English, after the French had looted it and carried off more than a
million's worth of plunder, leaving only the husks of the spoil for our
gallant men, who had done all the hard work of the campaign!

The Summer Palace was burnt, I should explain, as a punishment for the
cruel murder by the Chinese of a number of our officers and men, as well
as poor Mr Boulby, the special correspondent of the _Times_, all of
whom had been taken prisoners and tortured to death, though at the time
they were under the protection of a flag of truce!

Our troops had pretty well paid out the Chinese before this, however;
their infantry being annihilated and the Tartar cavalry of Prince
Sanko-liu-sin "doubled up" by our dragoons.

This news "yellow hat" told us on our way to the English camp opposite
to the Anting gate to the north of the city, explaining that the reason
we had not seen him before was that he had gone away trying to open
communications with our friends, and that he had made arrangements that
no harm should befall us in his absence.

"It didn't look much like it, though, half-an-hour ago!" said I, on
Ned's translating this to me, his knowledge of Chinese, originally
pretty good, having increased considerably during our long detention
amongst our criminal companions of the prison.  "That ugly beggar next
me seemed just about to slice off your head like a carrot when he turned
up."

"Better late than never, old chap," said Ned, with a grin.  "He mightn't
have turned up at all!"

The next moment, we passed a couple of men of the Royals who were doing
out-post duty; and, ere we could realise the fact almost, we were
amongst friends and comrades once more!

This was on the 10th October, on which day Sir Hope Grant sent a demand
to the Chinese authorities that unless the Anting gate was surrendered
by the 13th, or in three days' time, the city would be bombarded.

The morning of the 13th came, but the Chinese were still unyielding; so,
the guns in front of the fortifications were sponged out and run back
ready for loading, with the gunners standing by awaiting the order to
fire.

Every heart beat high with expectation, and it looked as if we were
going to have a last fight of it; when, just on the minute of the hour
fixed for the ultimatum to expire, the gates were thrown open and the
defences of the city surrendered to the English army.

Another minute, and the Union Jack was floating over the walls of Pekin.

The rest is a matter of history.



CHAPTER THIRTY THREE.

AT HONG KONG AGAIN!

"Hullo, Bamboo Jack!" cried Larkyns, as I came up the side of our old
ship again after a tedious voyage down the Peiho in one of the gunboats,
accompanied by Ned Anstruther, my comrade not merely in arms but in
captivity.  "Chin, chin, my hearty, I'm delighted to see you and Ned
safe and sound, after all your wanderings and wonderful adventures,
which a little bird, not caged, though, has told us of!  Come below,
now, to the gunroom, old chap, and have `one piecee chow chow,' and spin
us a yarn about it all yourself.  It seems like old times seeing your
ugly old phiz once more, by Jove!"

All the other fellows, too, appeared quite as pleased to see us both
back, except that surly brute Andrews, who looked as if he wished the
Chinese had made puppy pies of Ned and myself.

Truth to say, I was jolly glad myself to be on board again with my
messmates, amid the old familiar scenes and surroundings.

Indeed, when swinging in my hammock the first night after my return, I
fancied all that occurred was but a dream--so it seemed to my heated
imagination--and that I had never left the _Candahar_ for a day, nor
passed through such exciting experiences!

A week or so later, after all the details of our treaty with the Chinese
Government had been settled, and Lord Elgin departed from Pekin on his
way to Europe on the conclusion of his highly successful mission, we
likewise weighed anchor before the Gulf of Pechili should be closed by
the ice and our egress therefrom barred for the winter months; and then,
bidding a long farewell to the poetically-named but "beastly hole of a
place," as Mr Jellaby called it, the "Bay of the Wide-spreading-sand
Islands," we sailed for Hong Kong.

Here we arrived at the end of November, the north-east monsoon being all
in our favour, and the current along the coast as well; both these
favouring causes making the old _Candahar_ travel as if "Old Nick" was
after her.

None of us were sorry to be amongst an English-speaking community once
more, with its attendant advantage of our being able to procure most of
the comforts and luxuries of civilised life, for our commissariat was in
the most deplorable condition.

My friend Larkyns, able caterer of the mess as he had hitherto proved
himself to be from the date of his deposing poor Mr Stormcock up to our
going to the Peiho, was at his wits' end to replenish our sadly-depleted
larder, which brought on the head of the unfortunate Dobbs every day at
dinner more abuse than even the long-suffering steward could well bear.

The fact was, really, fish and rice were the only articles of food to be
obtained to diversify our stock fare of pickled pork and salt horse from
the neighbouring inhabitants of this northern portion of the domain of
the Ruler of the Universe, and Emperor of the Sun, Moon and Stars; for
our French allies had so bullied and plundered all the Celestials in the
immediate vicinity on the seaboard that those dwelling in the interior,
where provisions of all sorts was quite plentiful, were too frightened
of the ferocious and light-fingered Gauls to care to come forward with
their goods--although, we invariably paid for all we had from the
natives in good, sound dollars, the reverse of the practice of Messieurs
Achille and Jules of the Chasseurs a Pied who generally reimbursed "ces
pauvres betes des Chinois" for what they unceremoniously appropriated,
with true Parisian deviltry, "in kind" of the most unkindly description!

Under these circumstances, the gourmands of the gunroom were most
unfeignedly delighted at abandoning such an inhospitable region as that
of "The Widespreading-sand Island," where they had to starve in the
midst of plenty; so likewise was I, the only thing which I had to thank
our sojourn off the province of Shan-tung for being the nickname Larkyns
gave me in his sportive fancy on my return on board from Pekin after my
imprisonment.

This was, certainly, nothing to be proud of; and yet, such is the
incongruity of things, the sobriquet stuck to me from that day to this,
following me about from ship to ship while I have been on active
service.

Some fellow, whom I had never previously seen in my life, perhaps, or
knew from Adam, accosts me immediately on hearing my proper patronymic,
with a sudden lighting up of face and hand outstretched as if I were an
old friend.  "Oh, yes; why, I've heard of you before, I think, old chap!
Ain't you Bamboo Jack, eh?"

This, of course, is extremely gratifying, illustrating the truth of the
adage, which my poor old Dad used to quote to me frequently enough, that
"More people know Tom Fool than Tom Fool knows!"

We all of us enjoyed our long stay at Hong Kong, accordingly, the
_Candahar_ having a thorough overhaul and refit with the rest of the
fleet, now that the campaign was over; for, the residents were
accordingly hospitable and kind to us, including the principal merchants
of the place and the government officials, as well as the military
stationed at Kowloon on the mainland opposite, where there was a large
camp--all of them keeping open house, where we were welcomed at all
hours, dinners, balls, picnics and all sorts of festivities being the
order of the day while we remained in Victoria Bay.

Our ship, however, nearly left her bones behind her here during a
terrific typhoon that sprang up of a sudden, on the eve of our
departure; when all the junks and fishing-boats in the harbour were
wrecked, besides several trading vessels and most of the flimsier of the
buildings ashore demolished.

We dragged our anchors in the very height of the storm, although we were
moored securely with both bowers down; and, it was only by good
seamanship and the active exertions of all hands that we escaped,
cutting our cables and putting to sea for safety, so as to let the old
barquey brave it out on her own element, which she gallantly did.

When we were all ataunto again, we sailed for Bombay, whither the
admiral had preceded us; and from thence, after a grand entertainment at
the celebrated Biculla Club, we were despatched on detached service,
spending the summer months in cruising up the Persian Gulf and about the
Indian Ocean hunting up pirates and Arab slave dhows, in pursuit of
which we ran down the East African coast as far as the Mozambique
Channel.

We captured a lot of slavers, laden with cargoes of poor wretches that,
but for our release of them, would have spent the remainder of their
days in picking cloves at Pemba, or serving the Egyptians like the
Israelites of old; and, giving a look in at Zanzibar, we handed over our
prizes, for each of which we had a bounty of so much per head on the
slaves captured, besides the value of the dhows we did not destroy.  We
then returned to Bombay whence we were ordered back to the China
station, making our old port, Hong Kong, again at the beginning of
spring in the following year.

From here, in company with the admiral and most of our fleet in the
eastern seas at that time, we paid a visit to each of the Treaty Ports,
which, mainly through the efforts of England, had been thrown open to
the commerce of the world, and by which not only has the Manchester
cotton spinner and Birmingham hardware dealer profited, but the empire
of China herself and her people.



CHAPTER THIRTY FOUR.

HOMEWARD BOUND.

It was getting on for the expiration of the fourth year of our
commission, when we had finished this tour and we paid a last visit to
Hong Kong, before going on to Singapore to await our relief from
England.

Here, having been over three years a midshipman and being specially
recommended for promotion by Captain Farmer, there being three captains
in port to constitute our examining board, according to the Admiralty
regulations, I passed for lieutenant; whereupon, I was given an acting
commission as mate until my return home, when, on getting my
certificates in gunnery and steam at the Naval College, I would be
entitled to my epaulets--the which, I may here state, I ultimately
obtained in due course.

At Singapore, we sweltered from the month of April, when our relief was
due, up to June without her even putting in an appearance; and, we were
all beginning to believe she had gone down to "Davy Jones's locker" and
that we were never going to be relieved at all, when one fine morning,
as our hearts were getting sick within us, the ship was sighted in the
offing.

I don't think I can ever forget the excitement and enthusiasm aroused on
board as the news became known, and on her coming up with the sea breeze
at breakfast-time everybody seemed to go mad with joy, the officers
shaking hands with each other all round and the men crowding the rigging
and cheering the _Daphne_ as she passed up to her anchorage inside of
us.

That very same afternoon, being all ready and waiting, we sailed from
Singapore for the Cape, "homeward bound."

What a night that was down below in the gunroom.

Although it was not Saturday evening, when our weekly sing-song was
usually celebrated, youngsters and oldsters alike united with a common
impulse to have a general hullabaloo, their efforts resulting in such a
row as never had been heard, I believe, on board the old _Candahar_
before, and, I am equally positive, has not been equalled since, even
after she became a harbour ship and was reduced to her present condition
of "Receiving Hulk."

I can fancy I see the scene now before me as I write these last lines of
my yarn.

There were Larkyns and Ned Anstruther, both of whom, like myself, had
passed through the chrysalis stage of midshipmen and came within the
category of oldsters, the one with a banjo, and the other handling a
broken-down concertina, very wheezy about the gills; with little Tommy
Mills, who was only a "midshipmite" still, in every sense of the word,
accompanying them with a rattling refrain from a pair of ivory castanets
which he had purchased for a paper dollar in a curio shop at Canton.

All the rest of the fellows were shouting out at the pitch of their
voices, as only middies and mates and such-like fry can shout, the
chorus of the old sailors' song:--

  "We'll rant and we'll roar like true British sailors,
  We'll rant and we'll roar all on the salt seas,
  Until we strike soundings in the Channel of Old England;
  From Ushant to Scilly 'tis thirty-five leagues!"

Those on the deck above, however, did not wait until we had arrived "in
soundings"; for, just as the song was being repeated by acclamation for
the third time, the chorus getting louder and louder after each
repetition, Sergeant Macan, as he now was, having gained his extra
stripes soon after his reinstatement as corporal for his gallantry in
the assault on the Taku Forts, appeared at the door of the gunroom in
his old fashion, being yet retained by express permission as Dr
Nettleby's factotum.

"Plaize, yer 'onner," said he, addressing Larkyns, who was still caterer
of the mess and the senior in rank of those present, as he was twanging
away at his banjo with infinite zest, "the docthor sez if ye can't be
aisy he axes ye to be as aisy as ye can."

An uproarious shout was all the answer he got; and, grinning from ear to
ear, he retreated, only to be succeeded by the master-at-arms, who came
down to put out the lights by the commander's orders, when those who had
not to go on night duty turned in and peace was restored.

Sailing with the south-west monsoon, we did not have so speedy a passage
homeward as we did when outward bound, but we made way southward as well
as we could, close-hauled, and reached the Cape two months after passing
through Java Heads.

At Simon's Bay we refitted ship and took in fresh supplies; and while we
remained getting these latter on board several old friends came to see
us from Cape Town.

Amongst these was no other than Don Ferdinando Olivarez, who told us he
had given up the sea as a profession.

He still adventured on the deep, however, despite his memorable
experiences of its perils; for, he said, he had to voyage about a good
deal from port to port in the prosecution of his new avocation as the
agent for a large firm of wine exporters at Cadiz, where he lived when
at home, being now married.

At Captain Farmer's request, Don Olivarez took passage with us to
Madeira; and while on board with us made himself, if possible, better
liked than before.

All of us parted with him with regret when he left us at Funchal, where
we put in to land him and correct an error in our chronometers, which
had gone wrong from an accident resulting from a violent thunderstorm we
fell in with when crossing the Equator for the last time, in which the
ship got struck by the lightning, when the captain's cabin, where the
chronometers were kept, was seriously damaged by the electric fluid.

From Madeira to England we had fair winds and fine weather, crossing the
Bay of Biscay, which had given us so much trouble going out, with all
our kites flying and the wind well in the quarter, which made all the
old hands say that the "Portsmouth girls had got hold of our towrope."

Talking of the men, Master "Downy," the ex-gravedigger, although he had
been scraped into something of a sailor in appearance in the time he had
been afloat, now nearly five years, in which period, by the way, he had
accumulated enough prize-money to more than discharge the debts he had
left behind on quitting his country, could never be taught to be smart
in his movements, always going about the deck as if he were engaged at a
funeral.

One day, a wag on the forecastle, as we heard through the marine sentry,
took a good rise out of this slow-going individual.

"Hi, Downy!" said he, seeing him creeping forward, with his eyes bent
down, counting the planks, apparently.  "Chips, the carpenter's mate,
wants to see you, sonny."

"See me?" repeated the other, wonderingly.  "What does he want to see me
for?"

"Why," said the other, "he wants to measure you for your coffin.  He
says you're more'n half dead already, cos you crawls about like a
<DW36>.  Only you're so bloomin' lazy, you'd die out and out at once
and be chucked overboard comfortable like!"

Downy did not make any reply to this, which was an acknowledgment of his
having the worst of it, as he was generally credited with possessing the
gift of the gab and not easily silenced.

Another queer old stick came to the sick bay complaining of being ill,
notwithstanding that he looked hale and hearty.

"What's the matter with you?" asked Dr Nettleby, in his sharp, incisive
manner, which had not grown any milder from his sojourn in the China Sea
and an attack of liver complaint.  "You seem all right, my man."

"I've got overhand knots in my gaffs, sir."

"What on earth do you mean?" cried the doctor, puzzled by the name of
this new disease.

"Overhand knots in your gaffs--why, you must be drunk!"

"No, sir, I ain't," replied the old sailor, soberly enough, holding out
his hands, which were twisted about, the fingers resembling the strands
of a rope overlaying each other, and the knuckles distorted out of
shape.  "My spars, sir, refuses duty."

He had very aptly described his complaint, although it might not be
similarly designated in any medical dictionary.

The poor fellow was suffering from rheumatism!



CHAPTER THIRTY FIVE.

"PAID OFF!"

But it is time to bring this long yarn of mine to a close.

It was a fine, bright day, in the early part of October, that we hove
the ship to for soundings, our observations then showing us that we were
near Scilly and closing the land; so, on getting sand and shells at
five-and-thirty fathoms, which proved that we were well within the Chops
of the Channel, we squared away our mainyard before a brisk sou'-west
breeze and made for the Lizard, which we sighted at Four Bells in the
forenoon watch.

We then bore up Channel direct, and, the wind holding fair, we passed
Saint Catharine's Point next morning; saluting the port admiral on our
rounding Bembridge Ledge and anchoring at Spithead somewhere about
mid-day.

"By jingo!" cried Mr Jellaby, who was now our first lieutenant, having
gained a step by the promotion of our former chief officer, "glass-eye;"
though most of the old officers who had sailed with me from England paid
off in the ship with us, there having been few changes in our
complement, whether through death, disease or desertion, beyond the
losses we had experienced in our unsuccessful attack on the Taku Forts,
and from the subsequent sickness we had aboard when we were up the Gulf
of Pechili in the hot season.  "How jolly glad I shall be to see the
general's daughters again, young Vernon; what chawming gurls they were,
to be sure!  I do hope they're not all married!"

"Indeed, sir?" said I, interrogatively.  "I hope they're not, I'm sure,
for your sake, if not for their own.  But, I'm not thinking, now of any
young ladies, sir.  I'm looking forward to seeing my dear old Dad again,
and my mother and sister."

"Ah, that's what you say now, my boy," he retorted, with his genial
laugh.  "But, when your whiskers are grown, like mine, you'll be
thinking of some other fellow's sister, I bet."

His surmise might have been correct; though all I need add on this point
is that my old friend "Joe" is now an admiral, with grown-up daughters
of his own, and from his austere manner no one would ever dream of his
susceptible nature and flirtive disposition in the days of which I
speak.

Not so Larkyns, who is the same sprightly, merry fellow as of old,
albeit his hair is streaked with grey, and the crowsfeet winkle in the
corners of his eyes when he laughs, as he is ever doing.

But, my dear old Dad, who came on board the ship to see me while she was
at Spithead, without waiting for her to go into harbour, he, like "Poor
Tom Bowling" of the song, has now "gone aloft;" my mother following him,
within an early date of his departure to that bourne whence no traveller
returns.

Gone where I hope to meet them both by-and-by; for, I can honestly say,
that, beyond trying to do my duty when wearing Her Majesty's uniform, I
have considered myself always as serving "Under the Pen'ant" of even a
higher power, and hope, perhaps, to earn a crown like that which I know
my poor father strove for ever, when I come also to my last anchorage.

Ay, even as our dead laureate has sung in his deathless verse:--

"For tho' from out our bourne of Time and Place The flood may bear me
far, I hope to see my Pilot face to face When I have crost the bar."

THE END.






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