



Produced by Al Haines.





                           *WRIT IN BARRACKS*


                                   BY

                            *EDGAR WALLACE*



                            METHUEN AND CO.
                        36 ESSEX STREET: STRAND
                                 LONDON
                                  1900

                           _Colonial Library_




                               DEDICATION

                        TO THE RANK AND FILE OF
                      THE ROYAL ARMY MEDICAL CORPS
                  AMONGST WHOM I SPENT SIX HAPPY YEARS
                 OF MY LIFE, THIS COLLECTION OF VERSES
                       MOSTLY WRITTEN IN BARRACKS
                             IS ADMIRINGLY
                               DEDICATED

                               RONDEBOSCH
                            _April_ 4, 1900




_'Ginger James' appeared originally in the 'Daily Chronicle,' 'Make your
own Arrangements' in the 'Pall Mall Gazette,' as also did 'T. A. in
Love.'  'Legacies' is reproduced by the kind permission of the 'Daily
News,' and 'Arthur' and 'Her Majesty has been Pleased--' of the 'Evening
News.'  Most of the others are new to the English reader._




                               *CONTENTS*

WAR
ARMY DOCTOR
NICHOLSON'S NEK
MY PAL, THE BOER
SONG OF THE FIRST TRAIN THROUGH
THE NAVAL BRIGADE
THE ARMOURED TRAIN
MAKE YOUR OWN ARRANGEMENTS
GINGER JAMES
'HER MAJESTY HAS BEEN PLEASED--'
ARTHUR
LEGACIES
T. A. IN LOVE
TOMMY ADVISES
THE NUMBER ONE
BRITANNIA TO HER FIRST-BORN
TOMMY TO HIS LAUREATE
THE MISSION THAT FAILED
THE PRAYER
CEASE FIRE
TOMMY'S AUTOGRAPH
AT THE BRINK!
THE KING OF OOJEE-MOOJEE
THE SONG OF THE TOWN
BY SIMON'S BAY
THE SQUIRE
THE SEA-NATION
NATURE FAILS
THE COLONEL'S GARDEN
THE PEOPLE TO CECIL JOHN RHODES, JULY 18, 1899
WHEN LONDON CALLS!
CAIROWARDS
ODE TO THE OPENING OF THE SOUTH AFRICAN EXHIBITION, 1898




                                 *WAR*


    I

    A tent that is pitched at the base:
      A wagon that comes from the night:
    A stretcher--and on it a Case:
      A surgeon, who's holding a light.
    The Infantry's bearing the brunt--
      O hark to the wind-carried cheer!
    A mutter of guns at the front:
      A whimper of sobs at the rear.
    And it's _War_!  'Orderly, hold the light.
      You can lay him down on the table: so.
    Easily--gently!  Thanks--you may go.'
      And it's War! but the part that is not for show.

    II

    A tent, with a table athwart,
      A table that's laid out for one;
    A waterproof cover--and nought
      But the limp, mangled work of a gun.
    A bottle that's stuck by the pole,
      A guttering dip in its neck;
    The flickering light of a soul
      On the wondering eyes of The Wreck,
    And it's _War_!  'Orderly, hold his hand.
      I'm not going to hurt you, so don't be afraid.
    A ricochet!  God! what a mess it has made!'
      And it's _War_! and a very unhealthy trade.

    III

    The clink of a stopper and glass:
      A sigh as the chloroform drips:
    A trickle of--what? on the grass,
      And bluer and bluer the lips.
    The lashes have hidden the stare....
      A rent, and the clothes fall away....
    A touch, and the wound is laid bare....
      A cut, and the face has turned grey....
    And it's _War_!  'Orderly, take It out.
      It's hard for his child, and it's rough on his wife,
    There might have been--sooner--a chance for his life.
      But it's _War_!  And--Orderly, clean this knife!'




                             *ARMY DOCTOR*


    Army Doctor!  Army Doctor!
    'Ere's some 'cruities for inspection,--
    Some in rags, an' some in cuffs.
    Some in shirts, an' some without 'em,
    Wot a blessed strange collection!
    Served before?  You needn't doubt 'em,
      Bloomin' muffs!

    Army Doctor!  Army Doctor!
    Take your sword, an' drop your lancet,
    Teach your nurses 'ow to fight!
    'Ow to march the dead march--solemn!
    'Ow to route march--an' to dance it!
    Teach 'em 'ow to march in column,
      By the right!

    Army Doctor!  Army Doctor!
    Gold an' velvet! 'broidered lacin's,
    'Oldin' 'igh your bloomin' 'ead!
    'Seen you peel that coat so winnin',
    'Seen you stain them pretty facin's,
    'Seen your 'ighly glossy linen,
      Splattered red!

    Army Doctor!  Army Doctor!
    'Sun is 'ot--an' we are learnin'
    Lessons in the cholera school,
    We're fear-sick, an' mad as 'atters,
    Throat a-parchin', 'ead a-burnin',
    Seems to me, _you're_ takin' matters
      Rather cool!

    Army Doctor!  Army Doctor!
    Spurs and swagger!  Cuff an' collar!
    Up to ev'ry bloomin' trick!
    'Seen you--as I've seen none other--
    Go to--where _I_ dursn't foller!
    'Seen you act the man and brother
      To the sick!

    Army Doctor!  Army Doctor!
    Things by Engineers forgotten,
    _You_ 'ave got to recollect.
    Tho' you're such a gilded dandy,
    When the meat is goin' rotten,
    Chances are, _you're_ somewhere 'andy
      To inspect!

    Army Doctor!  Army Doctor!
    Where the firin' never ceases,
    Where the 'uddled soldier lies,
    Where the Mauser bullets shave 'im,
    Gawd! they're chippin' 'im to pieces!
    Git 'im out of fire an' save 'im....
      _Well done, Guys!_




                           *NICHOLSON'S NEK*


    _They gave their best at Waterloo,_
    _For the honour of England's name;_
    _They threw their best on a hundred fields,_
    _To put our foes to shame._
    _'Tis good that England's soldier men_
    _To-day can do the same._

    They have proved their worth,
    To the ends of the earth.
      They have striven and won,--and failed!
    They have shown their might,
    On the Dargai Height,
      When the _mollah's_ bullets hailed.

    They have laid their dead,
    In the river bed,
      On the site of their last brave stand.
    They have buried at night,
    By a lantern light,
      In a grave that they scooped in the sand.

    And far and wide,
    They have done and died,
      By donga, and veldt, and kloof.
    And the lonely grave,
    Of the honoured brave,
      Is a proof--if we need a proof,
    They won--and died,
    And we glorified
      The men of the barrack schools.
    They died--and failed,
    And in wrath we railed
      At the fault of the bungling fools!

    And perhaps it is good
    That we change our mood,
      And perchance it is well to blame,
    And to seek elsewhere,
    For some men to bear,
      The weight of our foolish shame.
    But the fight hard fought,
    Must it go for nought
      Because of its hapless turn?
    Must we then withhold,
    For the life hard sold,
      The Honour it died to earn?

    When hot and tired,
    With the last round fired,
      And never a ray of hope--
    What then the shame?
    They were just the same
      Who charged Talana's <DW72>!
    You may give and take,
    As the shrapnels rake,
      When your batt'ry has replied;
    But you cannot live
    When there's too much give,
      From the guns on the open side.

    Good men are they,
    Who gain the day,--
      And victory is sweet,--
    And just as brave
    Who do not rave
      At every small defeat.
    For the fight hard fought
    Must not go for nought,
      Because of its hapless turn;
    Nor we withhold,
    For the life hard sold,
      The Honour it died to earn.

    _We gave our best at Waterloo,_
    _For the honour of England's name;_
    _We threw our best on a hundred fields_
    _To put our foes to shame._
    _'Tis good that England's soldier men_
    _To-day can do the same._




                           *MY PAL, THE BOER*


    We met without appointment on an 'ill,
    I comed upon the beggar without warnin';
      Layin' down be'ind a boulder,
      With 'is rifle to 'is shoulder,
    He sent along wot's Dutch for a 'Good-mornin'.'
    'E missed me with a fair amount of skill,
    An' 'fore 'e'd time to mount, an' get from danger,
      I was takin' of my rest,
      By a sittin' on 'is chest,
    An' a sayin' to the welcome little stranger:--

    'My pal, the Boer!
    You're a prisoner of war'
    ('E tried to break my jaw, but that's a trifle);
        'You can't escape me, can yer?
      In the name of Rule Britannia,
    I commandeer your 'orse an' Mauser rifle!'

    You wouldn't call 'is manners over bright,
    An' you wouldn't term 'is disposition sunny,
      An' 'e 'ad a silly notion
      That the cause of the commotion
    Was Chamberlain a-fightin' for 'is money;
    An' 'e fancied that the British flag was white--
    'Twas a silly fancy--still we must excuse it,
      When the Lancers came along
      'E felt a trifle _bong_!
    'E soon found out the proper way to use it!

    My pal, the Boer,
    Ain't used to proper war,
    But tho' 'e scorns the flag an' does the grandy,
      The 'igh an' mighty scorner,
      When we get 'im in a corner,
    'E FINDS A FLAG OF TRUCE IS MIGHTY 'ANDY!




                   *SONG OF THE FIRST TRAIN THROUGH*


    Line Clear to Witteputs!  I wind around the guarded hill,
    And thunder o'er the lean long bridge that spans the sombre
            stream;
    No uptorn rail to devastate, no culvert gap to fill,
    And where the outpost feared to ride, I gather up my steam.

    (_I passed a little mound of earth that bore the cross's
            sign,--_
    _A Colonel, and a dozen men, who fell to clear the line._)

    Line Clear to Belmont: and I feel the ballast shaking down:
    My flanges bite the new-laid rail and prove the new-thrust pin.
    On either side the purple ridge, the veldt land sickly brown,
    The 'distant off' says 'Welcome,' and the 'Home' says 'Come ye
            in.'

    (_Two thousand guardsmen rushed the Kop--a score are buried
            here,_
    _And here are laid some Fusiliers--they fell to give Line
            Clear._)

    Line Clear to Graspan: so I run adown the gentle grade,
    Nor notice in my joyful haste the kopje stubble grown,
    And wildly bouldered foot to crest where fell a half brigade,
    What time the bristling mountain-side with segment shell was
            sown.

    (_The mess-deck and the ward-room thinned to give the line
            pratique_
    _Line Clear from Graspan--so, half-mast the Ensign at the
            Peak._)

    Line Clear: along the new-spliced wires that droop from pole to
            pole,
    By Enslin, where the helio glared fitfully and fleet,
    The word is passed across the plain to where the rivers roll,--
    To where, tree-fringed in eddying swirls, the Modder meets the
            Riet.

    (_In heat and thirst and weariness a hundred dying lay,_
    _A hundred bloody forms grew stiff to give me Right Away._)

    Line Clear: I face the grim gaunt range that stretches east and
            west
    ('Twas by its base, near Magers farm, that Wauchope's men went
            down):
    I skirt the ridge that hid the guns, and gleefully I breast
    The easy rise that brings in view the long-beleaguered town.

    (_Line Clear: o'er blood, and sweat, and pain, and sorrow's_
      _road I ran,_
    _And every sleeper was a wound, and every rail a man._)




                          *THE NAVAL BRIGADE*


    When you're pickin' your men for a fight,
      When choosin' the corps that'll serve,
    It's only quite proper an' right
      To fix upon muscle an' nerve,
    An' so, to your heavy Dragoons--
      Your Granny-dear Guards an' their band--
    To your Sappers with bridgin' pontoons,
      You can buckle the Lower Deck Hand!

    (_The Lower Deck Hand_
      _Doesn't want any band;_
    _He's grit, an he's sand_
      _Is the Lower Deck Hand._)

    His march is a go-as-you-please;
      He most keeps step with hisself!
    For his boots ain't conducive to ease,
      Bein' mostly kept packed on a shelf!
    Tho' he isn't so span or so <DW74>--
      Tho' his marchin' ain't what you'd call grand--
    He gets to the front just as quick
      Does the elegant Lower Deck Hand!

    (_The Lower Deck Hand_
      _Wasn't reared in the Strand;_
    _But he's good to command,_
      _Is the Lower Deck Hand._)

    You may swear by the jolly marines,
      'Per marey, per tarey' they fight--
    Not speakin' for them in their 'teens--
      I don't mind admittin' your right.
    But all that the Joey has got,
      As I'd have all the world understand,
    He's learnt--well, he's learnt quite a lot
      From his tooter--the Lower Deck Hand!

    (_The Lower Deck Hand_
      _Is a mine that's unpanned;_
    _An' he's yours to command,_
      _Is the Lower Deck Hand._)

    He doesn't shape well at Reviews,
      I've known him to spit in the ranks;
    But we've never been asked to excuse
      A fault, when he's guarding the flanks.
    An' when there's a break in the square
      Or a place where the Line cannot stand,
    I'll tell you the chap to put there--
      'Jack Mullow'--the Lower Deck Hand.

    (_The Lower Deck Hand_
      _Will die as he 'll stand;_
    _He's tempered an land,_
      _Is the Lower Deck Hand._)

    When you're hemmed in a tight little hole,
      By a greatly outnumbering foe,
    It's a matter of stokin' an' coal
      How far we're away from the foe.
    When the Infantry's needin' some aid,
      When the 'tillery gets under-man'd,--
    Make way for the Naval Brigade!--
      His Highness the Lower Deck Hand!

    (_The Lower Deck Hand_
      _With his guns he can land,_
    _An he'll kick up some sand,_
      _Will the Lower Deck Hand._)




                          *THE ARMOURED TRAIN*


    There's risk on the ballasted roadway,
      There's death on the girdered bridge,
    Red ruin from sleeper to sleeper,
      And wreck on the bouldered ridge.
    No signal to herald my coming,
      No whistle to waken the plain;
    Stand clear--I am out for patrolling!
      Make way for the Armoured Train!

    I run not to time, nor to table,
      I'm neither an 'Up' nor a 'Down,'
    But 'Full speed ahead' is my order,
      When skirting the enemy's town.
    My mails have a backing of cordite,
      My luggage is powder and shell,
    With smoke-stack a-blazing I thunder,
      A traveller's sample of Hell!

    They have laid me a mine by a culvert,
      They have loosened a bolt by a curve,
    But thrice-tested steel is my muscle,
      And thrice-tested brass is my nerve.
    A curse for their bungling folly,
      A laugh for the death-trap that fails,
    A hang for the enemy's miner,
      So long as I keep to the rails.

    A cheer--and I pull from the township
      To spy out the enemy's line;
    A plunge--and I rush into darkness
      As reckless of wreckage as mine.
    And what if a rail has been lifted?
      And what if a river's unspanned?
    I fail, but I know in the failing
      I strove at the Empire's command.

    They were men who at Badajos conquered,
      They were men who for Wellington struck,
    And a Man is the Man at the Throttle,
      And a Man is the Man on the Truck.
    Undismayed I may go to destruction.
      For I know at the end I may feel
    I die with the men on the footplate,
      I pass with my brothers in steel.




                      *MAKE YOUR OWN ARRANGEMENTS*


    When the depot soldier's dinin' on three-quarters of a pound,
    If there's too much bone to please 'im, or the meat is extry
            tough,
    'E 'as got a chance of grousin' when 'is orficer goes round,
    'E can draw upon the mess-book, if 's rations ain't enough.
    But it's make your own arrangements!  Make your own
            arrangements!
    When you're cut orf from the column, an' supplies are runnin'
            low,
    It ain't no 'too much fat, sir!'
    But it's bread--an' glad of that, sir!
    O it's _bake_ your own arrangements--out of flour--as you go!

    When the depot soldier's on parade 'e sparkles an' 'e shines.
    When the depot soldier's drillin' 'e must make each motion
            'tell.'
    When the depot soldier's marchin' 'e must march on drill-book
            lines.
    'E 'as got a drill-instructor, an' 'e does it very well.
    But it's make your own arrangements!  Make your own
            arrangements!
    When the camp is rushed at midnight, an' you're fallin' in--to
            die!
    O there ain't no drill-rules set there,
    But it's take your gun--an' get there!
    When you make your own arrangements, you must grab your belt an'
            fly.

    The depot soldier's grounded in a systematic drill;
    'E also knows wot's 'rendezvous' an' what is 'bivouac.'
    'E knows the use of rifle-pits, the proper way to kill--
    'E understands the principles an' the'ries of attack.
    But it's make your own arrangements!  Make your own
            arrangements!
    When you're dodgin' tons of boulder, climbin' mount'ins under
            fire,
    An' the drill-book won't assist you
    Till the fallin' rocks 'ave missed you!
    So you make your own arrangements--an' you climb a little
            'igher!

    When the depot soldier's wantin' with 'is orficer to speak,
    'E must 'alt two paces from 'im, an' salute before the start.
    An' 'e mustn't try to argue, an' 'e mustn't give no cheek;
    An' if 'is Captain slangs 'im--'e must take it in good part.
    But it's make your own arrangements!  Make your own
            arrangements!
    When you see 'im lying wounded, all the circumstances change.
    An' you don't 'eed no instructions;
    An' you don't need introductions;
    But you make your own arrangements--an' you get 'im out of
            range.

    When the depot soldier sickens, when the depot soldier dies,
    'E is buried by 'is comrades in the regulation style.
    'E is covered by an ensign of the regulation size,
    An' 'e gets a firin' party made of thirteen rank an' file.
    But it's make your own arrangements!  Make your own
            arrangements!
    When the Colonel reads the service by a guard-room lantern
            light.
    When in silent rows you've laid 'em
    In a trench your bay'nets made 'em,
    O, it's make your own arrangements when you bury in the night!




                             *GINGER JAMES*


      A spell I 'ad to wait
      Outside the barrick gate,
    For Ginger James was passin' out as I was passin' in;
      'E was only a recruit,
      But I give 'im the salute,
    For I'll never git another chance of givin' it agin!

      'E'd little brains, I'll swear,
      Beneath 'is ginger 'air,
    'Is personal attractions, well, they wasn't very large;
      'E was fust in ev'ry mill,
      An' a foul-mouthed brute, but still
    We'll forgive 'im all 'is drawbacks--'e 'as taken 'is discharge.

      'E once got fourteen days,
      For drunken, idle ways,
    An' the Colonel said the nasty things that colonels sometimes
            say;
      'E called him to 'is face
      The regiment's disgrace--
    But the Colonel took 'is 'at off when 'e passed 'im by to-day.

      For days 'e used to dwell
      Inside a guard-room cell,
    Where they put the darbies on 'im for a 'owlin' savage brute;
      But as by the guard 'e went
      They gave 'im the present,
    The little bugler sounded off the 'General Salute.'

      The band turned out to play
      Poor Ginger James away;
    'Is Captain an' 'is Company came down to see 'im off;
      An' thirteen file an' rank,
      With three rounds each of blank;
    An' 'e rode down on a carriage, like a bloomin' city toff!

      'E doesn't want no pass,
      'E's journeying first-class;
    'Is trav'lling rug's a Union Jack, which isn't bad at all;
      The tune the drummers play
      It ain't so very gay,
    But a rather slow selection, from a piece that's known as
            'Saul.'




                   *'HER MAJESTY HAS BEEN PLEASED--'*


      Wot a crowd of people!
      Wot a sea of faces!
    'Ow the ladies' parasols are glist'nin' in the sun!
      Troops in 'open order,'
      Captains in their places.
    Wish the day was over, and I wish the job was done!

      Wot a lot of civvies!
      Mus' be 'arf the city!
    Like a mob on Boxing-night outside Drury Lane!
      Ain't it perfect weather?
      More's the blessed pity!
    Wish instead of sunshine it was pourin' 'ard o' rain!

      Comes of bein' famous--
      Mentioned in despatches!
    Comes of me a-carrying the Major to the rear!
      Empty stomach fighting--
      Getting sleep by snatches!--
    'Ow the troops must cuss me for a-keeping them out 'ere!

      'Ow the people eye me,
      Like a choice chrysanth'um!
    'Ow this collar's chokin' me!--Lord!  I'm feelin' sick!
      Troops are at the 'shoulder'--
      'Pre-sent'--there's the anthem!
    'Ow I 'ope 'er Majesty will get it over quick!

      Wonder if I'm dusty?
      'Elmet feels lopsided!
    Chuck a chest for 'Eaven's sake!  _Lord_, I'm feelin' queer!
      Twenty times they've brushed me,
      Twice 'ave I been tidied,
    Yet I'm feelin' mucky still.  Private Jawkins?  'ERE!

      Face the lan-dow panels,
      Dumbly; likewise blindly,
    Seein' in a sorter mist a lady dressed in black:
      'Ear 'er sof'ly talkin'.
      Thanks, mum, thank you kindly!
    Saw the Major fallin', and I 'ad to take 'im back!

      Thank you, mum--your 'Ighness--
      Majesty, I mean, mum!
    'M sure I'm much obliged to you for this 'ere pretty Cross!
      Bless you, you're a lady!
      Mean you are the Queen, mum!
    On'y picked the Major up an' shoved 'im on an 'orse!

      'Saw our Sub go under,
      'Alf 'is men around 'im
    Cut to bits--an' 'im so young,--yes mum, very sad.
      Yes mum, 'e was buried
      In the place we found 'im.
    Thank you, mum,--your Majesty (God, I'm feelin' bad!)




                                *ARTHUR*


    'Oo's the Gen'ral 'ere? sez I;
      'Oo's the Gen'ral 'ere?
    'O, 'e's a Prince o' the Royal Blood, so you 'aven't got
          nothin' to fear.'
    But 'e marched me 'ere, an' 'e marched me there,
    To burn blank cartridges everywhere;
    An' 'e made me sweat, an' 'e made me swear--
        Did Arthur!

    Wot can the Gen'ral do? sez I;
      Wot can the Gen'ral do?
    'O, 'e 's a Prince o' the Royal Blood, an' 'e don't know
          much about _you_!'
    But 'e doubled me round on a big field day:
    An' 'e checked me for loafin'--a mile away!
    An' I found there's a time for work an' play
        With Arthur!

    Wot 'as the Gen'ral done, sez I?
      Wot 'as the Gen'ral done?
    'O, 'e's a Prince o' the Royal Blood, an' they chucked 'im 'is
          rank for fun!'
    But that was a lie, for I found out since
    'E's ninepence a soldier an' thruppence a prince!
    'E stood fire in Egypt, an' 'e didn't wince!
        Not Arthur!

    Wot does the Gen'ral know? sez I;
      Wot does the Gen'ral know?
    'O, 'e's a Prince o' the Royal Blood, an' 'e 's on'y
          got up for show!'
    But I 'chanced' kit inspection, an' thought it a 'cert.';
    But 'e put me down, smart, for a tunic an' shirt!
    An', insult to injury--checked me for dirt!
        Did Arthur!

    'Ow is 'e liked by you? sez I;
      'Ow is 'e liked by you?
    'O, 'e's a Prince o' the Royal Blood, but I reckon
        some'ow 'e'll do!'

    I'm willin' to risk, as I've done before,
    A Fox 'Ills fight, or a native war,
    Or front rank man in an Army Corps,
      With Arthur!

    Wot is 'e, after all? sez I;
      Wot is 'e, after all?
    'O, 'e's a swaddle, the same as you, an' 'e goes to the
          "orficers' call"!'
    'E's a gentleman, Tommy, when all's said an' done!
    'Is ma is the lady 'oo 's second to none,
    An' we love 'er the better because of 'er son--
        That's Arthur!




                               *LEGACIES*


    The dog is yours; and so's the photo frames,
      Them pictures wot I cut, an' my new box.
    The pack of cards, the dominoes, an' games,
      The knittin' needles, an' the knitted socks,
    An' all, except the letters and the ring--
    You'll find them all together tied with string.

    My public clothin'--that goes back to stores--
      My kit'll sell by auction on the square;
    An' other fellers will be 'formin' fours'
      An' 'markin' time' in boots I used to wear.
    They're welcome; but you won't forget to send
    The ring an' all the letters to my----friend?

    The pain ain't near so bad as wot it were
      The day they dragged me from the limber wheels;
    Ain't I a wreck! for God's sake don't tell 'er;
      Say it was fever--peaceful--in the 'ills;
    An' write about the wreaths, the 'Jack,' and band,
    An'--send a bit of hair: you understand?

    The ring----  Oh no, the doctor lets me talk,
      I ain't a-tirin'--'cept a funny light,
    An' just a feelin' that I'd like to walk
      To where it seems to flicker in the night.
    Better for me to go with aching 'ead,
    Than go in trouble with my say unsaid.

    The ring--it ain't long since she sent it back;
      I never meant no 'arm, God only knows,
    But things--I can't tell now--looked very black,
      And she believed the others--I suppose,
    I'm sorry for 'er now--that cursed wheel!--
    You see she is a woman, an' she'll _feel_.

        *      *      *      *      *

    The dog is yours, I told you that before.
      The spurs you'll find 'em in my private kit.
    The letters, an' the ring, an' nothin' more,--
      _An'_ hair--it's foolish--but a little bit.

        *      *      *      *      *

    'Our Father'--Lord, how strange!  It's all--ri'--sir.
    _The--lett--an--th'--ring--an'--hair--for--'er!_




                            *T. A. IN LOVE*


    Dreamin' of thee!  Dreamin' of thee!
    Sittin' with my elbow on my knee.
    I _orter_ be a polishin' the meat-dish an' the can--
    (I _orter_ draw the groceries--for I am ord'ly man!
    But wot are bloomin' ration calls, an' wot's a pot or pan,
    When I'm dreaming O my darlin' one, of thee?)
    Dreamin' of thee!  Dreamin' of thee!

    Firin' at the rifle range I be.
    I've missed a fust-class targit--an' I've missed the 'ill
            be'ind!
    I nearly shot a marker once! (which wasn't very kind);
    The orficer 'e swears at me--but re'ly, I don't mind!
    I am dreamin', O my darlin' one, of thee!

    Dreamin' of thee!  Dreamin' of thee!
    Me, as was the smartest man in 'B'!
    My kit is all untidy, and it's inches thick in dust;
    An' my rifle's fouled an' filthy, an' my bay'nit's red with
            rust;
    They've tried to find the reason--but I've seen 'em furder fust!
    An' they never guess I'm dreamin', dear, of thee!

    Dreamin' of thee!  Dreamin' of thee!
    They can't make out wot's comin' over me.
    The fellows think I'm barmy, an' the Major thinks it's drink,
    The Sergeant thought it laziness, so shoved me in the clink!
    The Colonel called it 'thoughtlessness,' so gave me time to
            think,
    An' to dream again, my darlin' one, of thee!

    Dreamin' of thee!  Dreamin' of thee!
    Wot's two 'ours' sentry-go to me?
    A sittin' in the sentry-box, a-thinkin' of your eyes,
    The ord'ly orficer come along, an' took me by surprise!
    'E said as I was sleepin'--an' the usual orfice lies!
    When I was on'y dreamin', love, of thee!

    Dreamin' of thee!  Dreamin' of thee!
    Rubbin' tarry oakum on my knee!
    Oh, when I weigh that oakum in, I know I'll cop it 'ot!
    I'll be 'auled before the Gov'nor, an' I'll git an 'our's shot;
    But whether I git punishment, or whether I do not,
    They can't prevent me dreamin', love, of thee!




                            *TOMMY ADVISES*


      Take your rifle from the rack:
      Take your bay'nit from the shelf;
      Clean your straps for marchin' order,
      An' git ready for the Border.
      For it ain't no sham attack,
      So you needn't kid yourself.
      It's a ball an' bay'nit action
      With the perfect satisfaction
    Of a medal, an' a ribbon, and perhaps a clasp or two.
    For a-doin' of the little job your betters couldn't do.

      Pack your socks, an' fold your shirt,
      Wash your water-bottle out,
      It'll make your marchin' easy
      If your boots are nice an' greasy,--
      An' some dubbin wouldn't 'urt.
      You can chuck your weight about;
      There's an 'appy day before you,
      When the civvies will adore you,
    And the things wot used to shock 'em will be favoured with a
            smile.
    And your little faults an' failin's won't be noticed for a
            while.

      Git a guernsey out of store--
      Winter's very cold above,
      An' the wind an' rain will find you
      If you leave your clothes behind you!
      Trust your pretty self before
      Any Quartermaster's love;
      For there's no store to go unto
      An' no tailors' shops to run to;
    For it ain't no ten days' skirmish these manoeuvres wot you're
            in,
    An' a little flannel weskit 'ides a multitood of skin!

      Write your letters for the mail;
      Tell your people all the news--
      For your folks'll prize the writin'
      Of 'my son who's out a-fightin'.'
      Don't you spin an awful tale,
      Just to give your mother blues,
      For the day the boys are cryin'
      'List o' wounded, dead and dyin'!'
    Will be tons of time for them at 'ome to feel a trifle blue,
    When they see a dozen Smiths are killed--and wonder which is
            you!




                            *THE NUMBER ONE*


    The number one, 'e's on the bridge,
    There's goin' to be a row,
    The Gold Coast is upon our port,
    An', 'ull down, on our bow;
    Makin' for 'ome for all she's worth--
    A slaver's bloomin' dhow!

    The number one is on the bridge,
    The buntin' tosser's aft;
    An' down below, in the 'eat an' glow,
    The men are at their graft.
    They've peeled their shirts, to get the steam,
    To over-'aul that craft.

    The number one is in command,
    The skipper's sick below,
    A touch o' fever from the coast,
    'As made the old man so;
    But 'e's passed the word to the engineer,
    'For Gawd's sake make 'er go!'

    The 'gen'ral quarters' sounded orf,
    The bugler's made a call
    (A call that means the 'red' marines,
    With fifty rounds of ball,
    Are goin' to git a medal an' clasp,
    Or an ensign for a pall!)

    The number one is on the bridge,
    The sun is low an' red!
    An' shot an' shell, like fiends of 'ell,
    Are shriekin' round 'is 'ead,
    An' three marines are crippled,
    An' their sergeant-major's dead!

    The number one is on the bridge,
    The dhow's a battered sight;
    'Er rascal chief 'as come to grief;
    'E's fought 'is final fight,
    But the number one lies on the bridge,
    An' 'is face is ghastly white.

    A smile is on 'is bloodless lips,
    'Is sword 'angs from 'is wrist,
    And a lock of 'air of a maiden fair.
    Is clasped in 'is bloodstained fist,
    But 'e'll meet 'er at the great roll-call,
    When they muster by 'open list'!




                     *BRITANNIA TO HER FIRST-BORN*


    I am no maiden, highly strung,
    To faint, when bloody death is nigh.
    I have not lived, by might of tongue
    Nor by vain boastings, wind-wide flung!
    But on fame's endless ladder, I
    Have fought my way, from rung to rung!

    I am no fretful, whimp'ring miss;
    I am a woman, learned of years.
    And once I felt your baby kiss:
    Your bliss for me had greater bliss!
    Your youthful sorrows had my tears.
    O son o' mine, remember this!

    Your foes were mine, in those dear days:
    Your friends were kind, and kin to me.
    We parted--so, we will not raise
    The long dead years.  We went our ways,
    I, brooding by the cold grey sea;
    You, pride-flushed, with your new-won bays!

    The years have passed; it does but seem
    As yester-eve you left my side.
    I journeyed with you, dream on dream--
    I heard your great war eagle's scream!
    And on sweet Progress, your fair bride,
    I saw the sun of Fortune's beam!

    I mourned your follies, word and deed;
    I watched your rising, when you rose,
    By sober prayer, by Cross and Bead;
    Until you found that greater Creed,
    That in the broader channel flows,
    The lowly truths, that higher lead!

    You are my son, and born of me.
    My laws of Right are Laws to you
    Whose hands were stained in blood, to be
    The hands that set the slave-man free!
    And now, again, you dare and do--
    For Justice, and Humanity!

    The days to be are big with Fate!
    Go fight your battle, Son o' mine:
    And State to Shire, and Shire to State,
    Its better self shall dedicate!
    So, let the wily foe combine,
    Whilst, hand-locked, heart-locked, we can wait!




                        *TOMMY TO HIS LAUREATE*

                    (CAPETOWN, _January_ 25, 1898.)


    O good-mornin', Mister Kiplin'!  You are welcome to our shores:
    To the land of millionaires and potted meat:
    To the country of the 'fonteins' (we 'ave got no 'bads' or
            'pores'),
    To the place where di'monds lay about the street
      At your feet;
    To the 'unting-ground of raiders indiscreet.

    I suppose you know this station, for you sort of keep in touch
    With Tommy wheresoever 'e may go;
    An' you know our 'bat's' a shandy, made of 'Ottentot an' Dutch,
    It's a language which is 'ideous an' low,
      Don't you know
    That it's 'Wacht-een-beitje' 'stead of ''Arf a mo'?'

    We should like to come an' meet you, but we can't without a
            pass;
    Even then we'd 'ardly like to make a fuss;
    For out 'ere, they've got a notion that a Tommy isn't class;
    'E's a sort of brainless animal, or wuss!
      Vicious cuss!
    No, they don't expect intelligence from us.

    You 'ave met us in the tropics, you 'ave met us in the snows;
    But mostly in the Punjab an' the 'Ills.
    You 'ave seen us in Mauritius, where the naughty cyclone blows.
    You 'ave met us underneath a sun that kills,
      An' we grills!
    An' I ask you, do we fill the bloomin' bills?

    Since the time when Tommy's uniform was musketoon an' wig,
    There 'as always been a bloke wot 'ad a way
    Of writin' of the Glory an' forgettin' the fatig',
    'Oo saw 'im in 'is tunic day by day,
      Smart an' gay,
    An' forgot about the smallness of his pay!

    But you're _our_ partic'lar author, you're our patron an' our
            friend,
    You're the poet of the cuss-word an' the swear,
    You're the poet of the people, where the red-mapped lands
            extend,
    You're the poet of the jungle an' the lair,
      An' compare,
    To the ever-speaking voice of everywhere!

    There are poets wot can please you with their primrose-vi'let
            lays,
    There are poets wot can drive a man to drink;
    But it takes a 'pukka' poet, in a Patriotic Craze,
    To make a chortlin' nation squirm an' shrink,
      Gasp an' blink;
    An' 'eedless, thoughtless people stop an' think!

    Yes, the 'and wot banged the banjo an' made Tommy comic songs,
    'Oo wrote of Empires, 'Lion's 'Ead to Line,'
    'Oo found an 'idden poem in M'Andrew's Injin gongs,
    Was the checkin' 'and wot gave the warnin' sign,
      In a line--
    That gave the people soda after wine.




                       *THE MISSION THAT FAILED*


    Our troop was encamped by the side of a stream
      An' a very smart troop were we.
    We 'ad Cavalry orficers--straight from town,
      An' we escorted Mister Commissioner Brown,
    Commissioner Brown, C.B.
      An' we 'eard that the Governor put 'im down,
    For a spare K.C.M.G.!

    We wos camped near by to a border town,
      On the borders of Creegerland--
    A very despotic, republican state--
      An' there we 'ad got the order to wait,
    But why, we did not understand.
      So we bedded our 'orses, an' cussed at our fate
    (For you can't cuss the man in command).

    One mornin' sez Mister Commissioner Brown,
      Sez 'e to the 'ole parade,
    'I've bin inspired by a dream just now--
      I can't say why, an' I can't say 'ow--
    But a voice in my dream it said,
      "O in Joannistown there's a deuce of a row
    And badly they want your aid!"'

    Now Joannistown is in Creegerland,
      Which same is a friendly state.
    An' it isn't no joke--which is puttin' it fine--
      To pass without notice the border-post sign;
    But we did it, as I will relate.--
      We really intended to drop 'em a line!
    But we 'adn't got time to wait.

    We 'ad ridden some miles into Creegerland
      When Commissioner Brown, C.B.,
    'E called an 'alt,--which a troop requires,
      For a man, 'e tires, as 'is 'orse perspires,--
    An' 'e sez to the troop, sez 'e,
      'About ten miles from 'ere are some telegraph wires,
    An' a very good thought struck me.

    'For fear of my dream bein' misunderstood
      An' the evil constructions of liars!--
    For fear of alarmin' the dear farmers' wives
      An' disturbin' the quiet an' peace of their lives,
    I think we will sever them wires!
      An' I'll give somethin' 'andsome to 'im 'oo contrives
    To cut off the current--with pliers!'

    An' Michael M'Carty, Lance-Corp'ral was 'e,
      Right guide to a section of 'A,'
    Started orf on the job, an' we whispered a cheer,
      An' we each gave the beggar our flasks--full of beer--
    To 'elp for to lighten 'is way!
      We gave 'im cheap drinks--though it was very dear
    When it came round to settling day!

    M'Carty 'e rode, an' M'Carty 'e swilled,
      An' M'Carty got big in the 'ead,
    Till 'e couldn't tell telegraph poles from trees,
      An' 'e wandered around, sorter go-as-you-please
    Till 'is wonderin' wanderin's led
      To the wires--of a fence! an' reclinin' at ease
    'E cut up these wasters instead!

    It's all over now: an' Brown 'e got jugged,
      And the Burghers of Creegerland knowed.
    They licked us to fits in a sweet little fight,
      An' the King of Jerusalem wired 'is delight!
    An' the Laureate wrote us an Ode!
      An' Europe got ready for action that night
    'Cos M'Carty got drunk on the road!

    M'Carty's a thief, M'Carty's a beast,
      An' M'Carty is likewise a liar!
    'E went an' got drunk, which 'e shouldn't 'ave done;
      'E went an' got drunk, an' 'e spoilt the 'ole fun:
    An' the moral to them wot conspire
      Is, _Don't send a beer-swilling son of a gun_
    _When you're cuttin a telegraph wire!_




                              *THE PRAYER*


      O God of Battles!  Lord of Might!
    A sentry, in the silent night,
      I, 'oo 'ave never prayed,
    Kneel on the dew-damp sands, to say,
    O see me through the comin' day--
    But, please remember, though I pray,
      That I am not afraid!

      O God of Battles!  Lord of Might!
    'Ere in the dusky, starry light,
      My inner self I've weighed;
    An' I 'ave seen my guilt an' sin;
    I'm black as black can be, within,
    But though I would forgiveness win,
      It ain't 'cos I'm afraid!

      O God of Battles!  Lord of Might!
    Keep me, to-morrow, in Your sight!--
      Far 'ave I erred an' strayed.
    I've flaunted You, with gibe an' sneer,
    At 'ome, with chums to laugh and cheer,
    But now, I am alone--out 'ere!
      But still I ain't afraid!

      O God of Battles!  Lord of Might!
    The en'my's camp-fires twinkle bright.
      To-morrow, Lord, Your aid;
    The canteen was my Sunday-school:
    The drill-book was my Golden Rule;
    Wot are they now?  O 'elpless fool!
      But still, I'm not afraid!

      O God of Battles!  Lord of Might!
    The price of every thoughtless slight
      To-morrow will be paid!
    A voice is whisp'rin' to my 'eart--
    A voice that makes me sweat an' start!--
    'To-morrow, soul an' soldier part!'
      But I--I'm not afraid!

      O God of Battles!  Lord of Might!
    'Ere, in the silence of the night,
      My 'umble prayer is prayed!
    All life an' death are one to you!
    If I must die--O 'elp me to!
    In that last moment, see me through--
      My God!  I _am_ afraid!




                              *CEASE FIRE*


    The fight was done an hour ago:
      The whole brigade has fallen back,
    And I've been wand'rin' to and fro,
      A-askin' any--white or black,
      'Say--have you seen my brother, Jack?
      His troop was first in the attack!'

    I should have seen him here by now:
      An hour ago the 'cease fire' went.
    He isn't wounded any'ow,
      'Cos with the stretcher squads I went,
      An' all my other time I've spent
      A-hangin' round the doctor's tent.

    Among the huddled, fallen men
      I picked a way across the plain.
    I got a dozen yards, an' then
      Came back for fear I'd turn my brain....
      The mangled horrors of the slain!
      O Christ!  I can't go _there_ again!

    Say, have _you_ seen my brother Jack?
      Don't know! an' damn you, don't much care!--
    But 'scuse me, chum, a-talkin' back,
      I'm sorter flustered with the glare.
      These sands are hot, an' so's the air--
      Perhaps he's doin' guard somewhere!

    Old mother said before we went,
      'Be sure you keep him in your sight'
    (Not knowin' what a campaign meant).
      'Don't let him stay out late o' night!'--
      I wonder if he funked the fight
      An' bolted.  O pray God he might!

    They're layin' out our dead just now,
      He can't be----, no, that--that ain't sense,
    An' when he comes there'll be a row!
      A-keepin' me in this suspense!
      'Tis here our line of killed commence,
      I'll sorter look--for make-pretence!

    Pretendin' some one's here I know--
      I'm half inclined to turn aback--
    But one by one, along I go,
      And see the crimson clottin' black....
      _His troop was first in the attack!_
      What!  Jack!  Is this--this Thing our Jack?




                          *TOMMY'S AUTOGRAPH*


    I 'ad lorst my situation, an' the girl she got the 'ump,
    An' the naggin' of my muvver nearly drove me orf my chump.
    So I 'oofed it down to Woolwich, to the old recruitin' starf,
    An' they give to me a paper for to fix my autygrarf!

      Just to fix my autygrarf!
      Lor' you should a 'eard me larf!
    For the blessed Sergeant-Major wos a tryin' on 'is chaff.
      Didn't mind the Doctor's soundin's,
      Nor 'is soap an' water barf!
    But the fing as knocked me silly wos that bloomin' autygrarf!

    I wos took before the colonel, an' I took a Bible oaf
    That I'd serve my Queen an' country, an' be square unto them
            boaf.
    Then they got a printed paper, an' this Colonel on the starf
    Sez, 'You'll kindly read this over, an' affix your autygrarf!'

      To affix my autygrarf!
      Larf!  You orter 'eard me larf!
    Signin' fings like ''Enry Irvin,' Knight Commornder of the Barf!
      Made me want to do a swagger
      Like a Piccadilly calf!
    On'y fancy!  People wantin' Tommy Atkins' autygrarf!

    Then I signs my name an' birfplace, an' the county I wos from,
    An' I dots the 'i' in Atkins, an' I crorst the 't' in tom.
    A recruit is wurf a dollar, an' the sergeant gets an 'arf;
    Just for 'andin' me a paper for to put my autygrarf!

      Just to put my autygrarf!
      Larf?  You should 'ave 'eard them larf!
    From the colonel wiv 'is spurs on, to the sergeant in 'is scarf.
      When I sez, 'Wot's this for, mister?'
      Sez the colonel, 'Go to Barf!'
    'Don't you know the Queen is anxious for to get your autygrarf?'

    I 'ave autygrarfed for clobber, I 'ave autygrarfed for pay;
    I 'ave signed it wiv a flourish, I 'ave signed it wiv a 'j'
    On an Army Temperance pledge-book
      (O the straight an' narrer parf!)--
    To a 'drunk' fine in the pay list, I've affixed my autygrarf!

      Wot a name!  An autygrarf!
      'Nuff to drive a feller darf;
    Callin' Christian name an 'auty' an' the uvver name a 'grarf,'
      Writin' in a pocket-ledger--
      'Stead of album bound in calf--
    'Doo to soldier: Nil' (that's Latin), an' your bloomin'
            autygrarf!




                            *AT THE BRINK!*


    'Tis now, as we tighten the girth,
      'Tis now, as we buckle the sword,
    When bitterness hardens our mirth,
      'Tis now that we seek you, O Lord!
    Give us hope now the future is black,
      From fatuous arrogance ward--
    The words that we cannot hold back!
      Give peace in our time, O Lord!

    You know of the hate--folly born;
      You know of the wrath--money bred;
    The impotent rage, and the scorn,
      The trust and the faith that are dead.
    Lest sorrow should spring from the land--
      The crop of the seed of the sword--
    O, stay the imperious hand;
      Give peace in our time, O Lord!

    'Tis good when the man loves the land,
      'Tis good when he falls for his creed,
    But woe to the hate that is fanned
      By folly begotten of greed.
    When the weak become foolishly strong,
      When peoples, unwitting, applaud,--
    The folly wrought wrong--still is wrong!
      Give peace in our time, O Lord!

    When the voice in the senate is stilled;
      When the councillor speaks in a tent;
    When the lands are untended, untilled;
      What use if the stubborn relent?
    What gain will the simpleton's shame,
      The shrifts and lamentings, afford?
    To-day, on their conduct, the blame;
      Give peace in our time, O Lord!

    Give peace: that is rooted in Right.
      Give peace: that is strengthened by Grace.
    Give peace: that we stand in your sight,
      Thrice over a justified race.
    'Tis peace--and with honour--we need,
      And the child of our child shall award
    The praise for our failing, or deed.
      Give peace in our time, O Lord!




                       *THE KING OF OOJEE-MOOJEE*


    We 'ave stowed our ammunition, we 'ave taken in our store,
    An' our very last instructions we 'ave 'ad by semy-fore;
    The Flagship's made a signal, 'We wish you all success,'
    An' we're off to Oojee-Moojee on the armoured cruiser 'Bess.'

    _For the King of Oojee-Moojee_
    _Is a-comin of 'is tricks,_
    _'E's cheeked the English Consul,_
    _An 'e's chucked 'is wooden bricks._
    _'E won't do kindergarden,_
    _An' 'e's done 'is lessons wrong;_
    _Altogether Oojee-Moojee_
    _Is a-comin' of it strong!_

    An' the Point is miles be'ind us, an' 'eadquarters furder still;
    We've exchanged a friendly greetin' wi' the bloke on Signal
            'Ill;
    We are off to Oojee-Moojee, an' we cannot be detained,
    For relations dip-lo-matic 'ave become a trifle strained!

    Now the King of Oojee-Moojee is a little  kid;
    An' 'e rules some thousand <DW65>s, an' 'e does as 'e is bid!
    For the Government of England, with 'is interests in view,
    'As civilised 'is country--an' collects 'is revenue!

    For the King wot reigned afore 'im was an 'eathen <DW65> thief,
    So we sent a missionary, for to teach 'im our belief.
    (To prevent misunderstandin's, an' avoid unpleasant scenes,
    We likewise sent an 'Otchkiss, an' a 'undred red marines.)

    'E wouldn't take our gospel, an' unpleasantness arose,
    Which cost six whites, and niggermen proportionate to those;
    An' we left the King a-swingin' from a 'Lyptus tree above,
    Just to show as there was iron underneath the velvet glove.

    Then our skipper very kindly did an 'andsome sort of thing,
    For 'e made a proclamation that the nevvy of the King--
    A funny little kiddy, with a sat-on sorter face--
    Should rule the Oojee-Moojee, an' should take 'is uncle's place.

    So we dressed 'im up in velvets, an' we fed 'im up on buns,
    An' we gave 'is bit of buntin' a salute of twenty guns,
    An' we gave to 'im a doctor for to cure 'is chills an' croups;
    With a tutor, an' a gen'ral for to organise 'is troops.

    So 'is tutor taught 'im manners, an' the way to part 'is 'air,
    An' the gen'ral, in 'is spare time, taught 'im proper ways to
            sware;
    The doctor, to complete 'im, was a-teaching him to mill--
    When 'is 'ighness put the veto on the Education Bill.

    Then 'e cheeked the British Consul!
      Then 'e cussed the doctor's wife!
    An' 'e chased 'is good, kind tutor, with a bloomin' carvin'
            knife;
    Tore 'is books an' burnt 'is grammar (said they wasn't good for
            'ealf),
    Boned some whisky from the General, an' unchristianised 'isself!

    _So, we're bound for Oojee-Moojee,_
    _An we mus'n't be detained;_
    _For relations dip-lo-matic_
    _'Ave become a trifle strained:_
    _'Situations complicated'--_
    _'Warship ordered to the scene!'--_
    _Just because a <DW65> kiddy's_
    _Playin' truant with the Queen!_




                         *THE SONG OF THE TOWN*


    Sing hey! for the sand-freckled plain;
      Sing ho! for the flower-flushed valley;
    A song for the ship-sprinkled main,
      And the sports where the wanderers rally,
    A song for the lawn sloping down--
      The lawn with its terrace and fountain,
    But here's a song of the square white Town
      By the mist-wrapped, cloud-capped mountain!

      The whitewashed, square-cut town,
      By the grey-green wind-swept sea;
        The moving throng,
        And the motor gong,
    These sing the song for me!

    Sing hey! for the Town and its folk,
      The comers, the goers, the stayers;
    The just arrived waster, dead-broke,
      The homeward-bound mummers and players;
    The white man suspiciously dark!
      The trooper-man, newly recruited;
    The hand-bagged and frock-coated clerk,
      The pioneer corded and booted!

    The motley-peopled town!
    Its raw and cultured folk,
      Live, work, and play
      'Twixt Mount and Bay,
    And bear one equal yoke.

    Sing hey! for the Town, and its dress,
      The garbs of the twenty-one nations:
    The <DW5> in blanket--and less,
      The lady in Paris 'creations';
    The-man-about-town, rather loud,
      The <DW65> in checks somewhat rasher;
    Here, fez to the turban is bow'd,
      There, top-hat comes off to the 'smasher.'

    The particoloured town,
    Where plush and broadcloth meet:
      Where Islam's green
      And Worth-wrought sheen
    Rub textures in the street!

    Sing hey! for the Town, as a town,
      A song of its bricks and its plaster;
    The slum that is mouldering down--
      The mansion that's rising the faster.
    Sing hey! for its one-storied past,
      Be-flagged, and be-stoeped, and be-whitened;
    Its five-storied future more vast,
      Its breadth to be broadened and heightened.

    The grim old, prim old town,
    A brand-new vestment wears,
      And arc-lights purr
      Where blue-gums were,
    And the blanket-<DW5> stares!




                            *BY SIMON'S BAY*


    In the mountain fold
    By the green-blue bay,
    Where the waves are flecked
    By the evening gold
    At the close of day;
    And the berg is decked
    With a film of grey,
    And the mountain's frown
    On the darkening town--
      My mem'ries stray.

    By the fringing beach,
    By the restless wave,
    Is the straggling town,
    And its limits reach
    From the highest place
    By the mountain's crown
    To the mountain's base--
    Where the waters lave.

    Hopeful Town
    By the Cape of Hope;
    By the sandy <DW72>
    Where the Hills look down;
    By the wind-swept kloof--
    On the barrack, grim:
    On the whitened roof,
    On the garden trim:
    On the restless Bay
    Where the sea-fowl whirls
    And the spume-dust swirls
    To the Zephyr's whim--
    At the close of day.

    Darkening Bay,
    Where ever lay
    Alert to slip
    From leashes taut
    A blood-flecked hound
    In the pale lean ship;
    And where the sound
    Of echoing boom
    From far away
    Is a full-mouthed bay,
    As the quarry's found.
    Mournful bay
    In green and grey,
    I've thought on you
    This many a day.




                              *THE SQUIRE*


      Sir John of the Isles,
      'E stood on 'is lands,
    An' looked round 'is large estates:
    The lands of waste, an' the lands of corn;
    The rose-clad lands, an' the lands of thorn;
    An' 'is many gun guarded gates.

      Sir John of the Isles,
      'E sez to T.A.,
    'E sez to T.A., sez 'e,
    'Oh, you an' your chum, the sailor-man,
    Must scour the country as far as you can
    For you are gamekeepers to me.'

      Sir John of the Isles,
      'E sez to the swells--
    The Downing Street frock-coated crew--
    'You are stewards of mine, on Colonial land,
    An' my tenants, with seventeen guns an' a band,
    Shall pay their respects unto you!'

      Sez John of the Isles
      To one of the swells,
    'Near the lands where you're goin' to Be
    Is the dusty estate of a crotchety cuss,
    'Oo from time to time causes a great deal of fuss,
    For 'e thinks 'e's better nor me.'

      Sez John of the Isles,
      'The tenants 'e rules
    Are a very peculiar lot.
    'Is bailifs are 'Ollanders, chock full of guile,
    An' they run the estate in a Guy-foxy style.
    Which is Dynamite, Treason and Plot!'

      Sez John of the Isles,
      'Don't mind 'is remarks,
    For the land which is 'is--it was mine;
    But 'e took it to Law in a court rather grim,
    An' a kopje-'id jury decided for 'im!
    An' awarded the land as a fine.'

      Sir John of the Isles,
      'E sez to the swell,
    'You're a gentleman, breedin' an birth,
    An' in case of a row, without losin' your 'ead,
    You may take my gamekeepers, an' mark 'is land red!
    On the survey-map of the Earth!'




                            *THE SEA-NATION*


    We rose, a people of the sea,
      Nursed by the wind, and rocked by wave.
    Our hard, rock-founded history,
      Was born from stories of our brave.
    And northern ice-blasts steeled our frames
    When war was but the best of games.

    We saw a Roman Empire fall,
      And fell; but falling, learned to rise.
    We heard the voice of Progress call,
      And in our folly we were wise:
    When Briton, Saxon, Norman, Dane,
    Bequeathed their progeny the main.

    And conquered joined with conqueror;
      And Norman fire, with Saxon zeal
    Combined; we swept the world before
      The twanging bow, and clanging steel.
    Tyrants unmurm'ring bore our yoke,
    And braggarts thought before they spoke.

    Then Iron Might took Right to wife;
      And lo! our liberty was born!
    We revelled in the newer life
      When King was mated by a pawn.
    Men lived between, of mighty worth;
    From Montfort's death to Cromwell's birth.

    We bore the arrogance of kings,
      But braved death in fear of God.
    We rose from great, to greater things.
      The weak grew potent at our nod.
    And nations watched the scales of Fate,
    To see where England threw her weight!

    We took our seed to other climes,
      And from it sprang by divers seas,
    An Oak--that grew among the Limes!
      An Oak--among the Blue-gum trees!
    The Cactus left the land because
    The Acorn brought its ordered laws.

    And like a giant, bearing stings
      Of gnats, who joy to see him wince,
    We stand--the envy of the kings
      Despised by every petty prince!
    Who know, that while enduring yet,
    We bear--but we do not forget.

    We lived, and live!  The world shall see
      An inextinguishable flame.
    The nations fade; but we shall be!
      When Gaul and Teuton are a name!
    For us the seven seas in one:
    For landlocked hordes--oblivion.




                             *NATURE FAILS*


      You can eas'ly understand
      That the green of medder-land
    Doesn't strike the bloke that 'as to push the roller;
      An' Nature at the best,
      When you put 'er to the test,
    Undiluted, is a very poor consoler.

      An' the blue of summer skies
      'As no beauties for the eyes
    Of defaulters on parade in marchin' order;
      An' the rainiest of morns
      Brings no feelin's--'cept to corns,
    Of a feller pickin' oakum with a warder.

      Wot's the beauty of the spot,
      When you're bein' drilled with shot?
    Wot is Nature when you're checked for bein' dirty?
      An' eternity's a blank
      To a feller on the crank,
    When ev'ry blessed minute seems like thirty!

      Bein' punished for your deeds,
      On fatig' a-pickin' weeds,
    Can a bloke admire the beauties of the clover?
      Does the sunset on the 'ills
      Give defaulters any thrills
    Except to know the day is nearly over.

      Bein' frog-marched to the clink,
      Does a feller stop to think
    On the grass before 'is eyes so swif'ly runnin',
      'Ow that ev'ry single blade
      Is most wonderfully made
    Wiv a skill beyond all artificial cunnin'?

      An' you cannot pant for wars
      When you're scrubbin' barrack floors,
    Or get inspired on bully-beef an' biscuit:
      It requires a poet's soul
      When a feller's cartin' coal
    To think 'isself in danger, an' to risk it.

      Does a feller care a D--
      For the friskin' of a lamb,
    When 'e 'as to watch the friskin' thro' a gratin'?
      Does the lowin' of the 'erds,
      Or the twitterin' of the birds,
    Soothe a feller when for punishment 'e's waitin'?


    L' ENVOI

      In the deepest pits of 'Ell,
      Where the worst defaulters dwell
    (Charcoal devils used as fuel as you require 'em),
      There's some lovely  rays,
      Pyrotechnical displays:
    _But you can't expect the burnin' to admire 'em!_




                         *THE COLONEL'S GARDEN*


    There are gardins, an' there's gardins,
      Some are good, an' some are not.
    There are gardins in a glass 'ouse
      Where the air is allus 'ot.
    But whether on a winder-ledge,
      Or in a flower-pot,
    I'll back our Colonel's gardin
      For to lick the bilin' lot.

    There are gardners, _an'_ there's gardners,
      Some are great, an' some are small.
    Some could change a bloomin' brickfield
      To a Covent Gard'n ball!
    There are some 'oo couldn't 'ardly
      Fix a creeper to a wall!
    But I'll back our Colonel's gardner,
      Jerry Jordan, 'gin 'em all!

    O the flowers they are lovely!
      An' the roses they are fair;
    An' the daisies they are winkin'
      Thro' a lash of maiden-'air!
    An' the lilies, tall an' naked--
      Tho' it's little that they care!
    An' the garden--under Jerry--
      Is a place beyond compare!

    There are flowers bloomin' early,
      There are flowers bloomin' late;
    There is 'oneysuckle climbin'
      On the porchway, by the gate.

    There's some cress an' mustard growin'
        On a commissairy plate!
    O the garden it is lovely--
        That's when Jerry's on the straight!

      *      *      *      *      *

    O the garden it's neglected.
        An' the pinks 'ave ceased to pink,
    An' the petals they are droppin',
        An' the blooms they bend and sink.
    O the flowers they are fadin'
        Now that Jerry's took to drink!
    O the flowers they're neglected--
        Jerry Jordan's in the clink!

    For the flowers will not blossom,
        An' they don't give out no smells,
    The convul'vus it is weepin'
        From its verigated bells.
    An' the lily's in hysterics,
        An' she faints away in spells:
    O there's weepin', an' there's wailin'--
        Jerry Jordan's doin' cells!

      *      *      *      *      *

    O the path is rolled an' gravelled,
        An' the gardin's fresh as rain,
    An' the weeds that strewed the borders
        They no longer there remain.
    An' the flowers they are smilin',
        For they're out of all their pain;
    An' the bees they 'um for gladness--
        Jerry Jordan's out again!




                   *THE PEOPLE TO CECIL JOHN RHODES,*

                             JULY 18, 1899


    By the bond that binds the scattered folk to home,
      We have come.
    By the love to dear old England which you bear--
      And we share,
    By the knowledge of the Empire you extend--
      Britain's friend!--
    We are gathered, many thousand people, to
      Welcome you!

    We are strangers drawn together by one tie,
      They and I,
    Merely men who, having never met before,
      Meet no more!
    But a common cause has bridged the social breach,
      Each to each
    Has one soft word of fellowship to say,
      Here to-day.

    If you search among our numbers you will find
      Every kind:
    Dutchman, Briton, 'Africander,' and Malay
      In array;
    Christian, Mussulman, and he of Abram's seed--
      Every creed:
    With the worshippers of _Sakyanumi's_ mud--
      Mighty Budh.

    But if every heart was melted, and when done
      Moulded one--
    If a welcome in a polyglotic tongue
      Could be sung--
    If one voice could speak our sentiments to-day,
      We would say,
    Very simply: 'We are glad that you are come--
      Welcome home!'

    We have followed you, and watched your noble stand
      For your land.
    And your triumphs and your greatly troubled hours.
      Have been ours:
    And our sympathetic wishes for your cause,
      Have been yours:
    Since the day on which you left us to go forth,
      'For my North!'

    We have followed you through many foreign ways,
        In these days.
    By the Nilus, on the Desert, new surveyed,
        You have strayed:
    By the Pyramids and palms of Cairo town,
        Parched and brown:
    By the quiet shades of Oxford, prim and green,
      You have been.

    In the stately city hall, in spirit we
      Came to see
    The cheering thousands testify belief,
      In their Chief.
    In the regal courts of Potsdam, at your side
      We were tied,
    By the tighter bond than kinship ever drew---
      We and you!

    If our hearts in concord melted and were run
      Into one!
    If a welcome in a polyglotic tongue.
      Could be sung:
    If two words could voice our sentiments to-day,
      We would say--
    Very simply, being glad that you are come--
      'Welcome home!'




                          *WHEN LONDON CALLS!*


    There's a voice that calls to Mecca, there's a voice that calls
            to Rome.
    (O the Holiest of Holies!  O the Temple and the Shrine!)
    There's a bleating from a pasture, and it calls a wand'rer home.
    (O the friskings of the yearlings, and the lowing of the kine!)
    There's a penetrating whisper that can rise above the gale
    From the cot of thatch and plaster, from the oaken-gabled hall,
    From the limpid lake of silver in the verdant velvet vale,
    From the shamrock and the heather,
      Hear the call!

    There's a voice that calls the waster, when the doors of home
            are shut.
    (O the voice of club and chamber, and the arc-light burning
            blue!)
    There's a voice that calls the trooper in his daub and wattle
            hut.
    (O the midnight cabs that rattle from the Strand to Waterloo!)
    There's a voice for ever calling from the Square and from the
            Slum,
    From the Hornsey Rise to Brixton, from St. Saviour's to St.
            Paul's.
    'Tis the never-changing message of the everlasting 'Come'
    To the brick and to the mortar.
      London calls!

    You may still the voice of conscience, and suppress the blush of
            shame.
    (O the deed that made you outlaw!  O the folly and the sin!)
    But never man ignored it when the call to London came.
    (The call from belfry tower!  O the clanging, banging din!)
    'Tis the wooded green of Greenwich with the deer among the fern.
    'Tis the bleak, blank streets of Lambeth, where the
      drizzling fog-mist falls.
    It's a weary aching whisper, and it murmurs, 'O return
    To the Elegance, the Squalor.
      London calls!'

    'Tis the swelling roar of Epsom, with the backers seven deep.
    (O the rush around the Corner, and the finish on the Straight!)
    'Tis the tinkling hum of Henley as it snuggles down to sleep.
    (O the light-lined laughing river, with its fairy-fancied fete!)
    'Tis the growl of Ratcliffe Highway, 'tis the lisp of Rotten
            Row;
    'Tis the beauty that entrances, 'tis the horror that appals;
    'Tis the firemen's horses tearing to the midnight sky aglow;
    It's a vague and restless--something.
      London calls!

    It is early morning Fleet Street, when the throbbing presses
            fly.
    (O the Father of the Chapel!  O the ticking, talking tape!)
    'Tis the universal High Street, where the world may see and buy.
    (O the steamboat of Newcastle!  O the feather of the Cape!)
    'Tis the heart of all creation, where the veins of commerce
            meet;
    'Tis the centre seat in gall'ry, 'tis the booked and numbered
            stalls;
    'Tis the barrow in Whitechapel, 'tis the brougham in Regent
            Street;
    'Tis the Commonplace--the Novel.
      London calls!

    'Tis the glitter and the jingle on the Foreign Office stairs.
    (O the starred and gartered Levee!  O the Rulers of the Land!)
    'Tis the crowd about the stretcher and the burden that it bears.
    (O the ward in darkened silence!  O the swiftly running sand!)
    'Tis the message of the letter, 'tis the message of the wire;
    'Tis the dainty hand that types it, 'tis the awkward fist that
            scrawls;
    'Tis the memory that sickens, 'tis the thought that burns 'like
            fire;
    'Tis the life that's worth the living!
      London calls!

    'Tis the cheering of the Commons and the cry of 'Who goes home?'
    (O the bell that rings Division!  O the seat beneath the card!)
    'Tis the choir-boys' voices rising to the lofty, painted dome.
    (O the flutter of the pigeons in the flagged and mossy yard!)
    'Tis the Sabbath bells that echo down the silent city streets;
    'Tis the Steel inside the Velvet!  'Tis the stroking hand that
            mauls!
    'Tis the Tutor, it's the Master.  It prepares and it completes!
    It is London--and it's LONDON!
      And it calls!




                              *CAIROWARDS*


    Going up--and by all one man's will!
      Untrodden lands shall echo with our roars,
    Our engines' wheels shall break the mountains' still,
      Uncharted rivers see us by their shores;
    And where the lions drink, and panthers prey,
    Shall lie the ballast of our iron-bound way.

    Going up!  Primaeval forest, where
      The Bushman lurks with poison at his lips,
    Must give its best, and all its treasures bare,
      When our iron-monster in its hollows dips;
    And caves, from which the cobra issues forth,
    Shall be a Somewhere Junction--for the North.

    Going up!  Eternal snows, that crown
      The lonely summits of the lordly hills,
    Shall look upon our laboured paths, and frown
      Upon the girdered bridge that spans their rills;
    But, clinging to the <DW72>, with scanty hold,
    The road shall be unfastened, fold by fold.

    Going up!  The stifling winds that blow
      Across the sweep of fiery desert waste
    Shall clog and cloy our workings as we go,
      And strive to check us in our desp'rate haste,
    With sand that holds us in its shifting clutch--
    And iron and brass shall blister to the touch.

    Going up!  The Nile in sullen wrath
      Shall rise and smite the sleeper from the rail,
    And say: 'Behold the Mistress of the North!
      Who does not let the work of man prevail!'
    But patient man shall strive against her might
    Until the palms of Cairo are in sight!




                    *ODE TO THE OPENING OF THE SOUTH
                       AFRICAN EXHIBITION, 1898*


    Father of all!
    Robed in splendour,
    Thou who dost wield
    Almighty power,
    All things are thine,
    Fruitage and flower--
    Cattle and kine--
    Vineyard and field!
    Hear, when we call.
    Praising the Sender!

    Father of all!
    Strong to deliver!
    Here, do we place,
    Down at Thy feet,
    Fruits of our hands--
    Trophies of wheat,
    Won from Thy lands--
    Trophies of chase.
    Hear, when we call,
    Praising the Giver!

    Father of all!
    Weaver and fuller;
    Craftsman and herd;
    Chapman and knave;
    Worker and drone;
    Headman and slave,
    Worship a-prone--
    Bow to Thy word!
    Hear Thou our call,
    Praising the Ruler!

    Father of all!
    Billow and breaker
    Sink to Thy nod!
    Here, have we brought,
    That which we found,
    That which we wrought,
    Drawn from Thy ground,
    Culled from Thy sod.
    Hear, when we call,
    Praising the Maker!

    Father of all!
    Thine is the story
    Written in space!
    What Thou hast made
    Knows not of death.
    Let us not fade,
    Catching Thy breath,
    Live by Thy grace!
    Hear Thou our call,
    Thine is the Glory!



        Printed by T. and A. CONSTABLE, Printers to Her Majesty
                   at the Edinburgh University Press






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