chucksay

Ever needed a Chuck Norris joke to lighten up that dashboard?

Use it!

Stick this in your gem file!

gem 'chucksay'

Use it in your app...

2.0.0-p247 :001 > require 'chuck'
 => true
2.0.0-p247 :002 > Chuck.say
 => "Chuck Norris multiplied by zero still equals Chuck Norris."
2.0.0-p247 :003 >

or from command line!

kels-mbp% chucksay
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

PIPE IT TO COWSAY!!!

kels-mbp% chucksay | cowsay
 _________________________________________
/ There is no theory of evolution. Just a \
| list of creatures Chuck Norris has      |
\ allowed to live.                        /
 -----------------------------------------
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Improve it!

Make chucksay better by:

• Using it everywhere!
• Contributing to it! (Fork this repo, create a topic branch, and send a PR!)
• Sharing it with friends when they are in need of more Chuck.
• Donating $5 to Kickstart Kids.

Share it!

Pass it around. It's GPLv2!