WARNING: THIS APP CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE

This is also available as a free download in the Google Play store here. (It got delisted again.)

This dumb little app is for whipping out when people are saying something you don't care about: press the screen, wait for the beeps to stop, and show them quantitatively how little you care.

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Of course it's rigged: if the device has a gravity sensor, and the screen is tipped a little to the right, the measurement will be come out close to zero; otherwise, it'll come out close to one. "I don't know, man; according to this, you do feel pretty strongly that men should wear capri pants."

(If the device has no gravity sensor, or the gravity sensor is broken, then it will look for a slight down-right swipe or roll of your finger during the first half second or so. If you miss that half-second window, and see that the reading is continuing above one, then "accidentally" lift your finger--causing it to stop and say "BAD READ"--and try again.)

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The green font is Blambot/Nate Piekos' TickingTimebombBB_ital. The beep sounds came from https://www.soundjay.com/beep-sounds-1.html; the low beep is Beep 7, and the high beep is Beep 6.