ZueriCode

Amazing world / game changing programming language in swiss german.

What makes this langauage so awsome:

• Its extremely slow!
• There is not a single unittest!
• Its super realistic, if you use the "Berner" dialect its even slower!
• Some tokens just get ignored by the parser.
• There is no way to access stuff outside of the script, because switzerland is an independent country.

Why?

Raptor Jesus told me.

No Really why?

You can TORTURE me, you can KILL me, I, I wont tell you A THING!!

## Syntax Sample

em pascal sis alter isch 21
em patrick sis alter isch 17

pascal sin brüader isch patrick

folgendes szenario chuntErInClubInne de typ:

	wenn der typ sis alter chliner isch als 18:
		
		säg "Nei he du chusch do ni inna"

	sust:

	    säg "Grab diar a paar chicks alte"

	kapiert?

easy oder?


also pascal chuntErInClubInne

also pascal sin brüader chuntErInClubInne

No seriously why TF?

TF? Tandem forever??

Installation

## Usage

This is stupid, you are stupid...

Yes!

Syntax

## Is there any real usage for this?

nööp.

## TLDR;

Phallus!