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q: why is it so hard to get an appointment with a buddhist?
#89 opened Nov 8, 2024 by silky
q: what's the difference between a buddhist and an astronaut at christmas time? buddhism 🪷
#88 opened Sep 7, 2024 by silky
what's the computational complexity of signing in to a website?
#87 opened Aug 28, 2024 by silky
this email
#86 opened Jan 18, 2024 by silky
what do you call a cheeky scheme related to bread? bilingual
#85 opened Dec 31, 2023 by silky
why do people who want to get brown go to this part of mexico? bilingual
#84 opened Dec 31, 2023 by silky
are general things true, in general?
#83 opened Dec 1, 2023 by silky
have you ever been on your way to the kitchen to get yourself a chocolate snack and seen your cat meowing at you for food, and told it off?
#82 opened Oct 25, 2023 by silky
everyone's doing a lot of AI, but does anyone stop to ask Awhy?
#81 opened Oct 25, 2023 by silky
q: why are buddhists really annoying in meetings?
#80 opened Aug 14, 2023 by silky
why couldn't the green-tech business take any more cash sales for the day?
#79 opened Apr 19, 2023 by silky
what's the scariest data type?
#78 opened Mar 20, 2023 by silky
hiring
#77 opened Mar 2, 2023 by silky
2
i was in monaco the other day and would you believe i lost my bonsai!
#76 opened Feb 16, 2023 by silky
why isn't haskell a good programming language for the environment? fp
#75 opened Nov 28, 2022 by silky
1
i'm glad to be here, actually i bought the wrong ticket fp terrible; needs work.
#74 opened Nov 28, 2022 by silky
the word unergonomic is surprisingly unergonomic
#73 opened Nov 26, 2022 by silky
on the way here an integer told me i looked silly; a string gave me a mean look, and a float bumped into me fp terrible; needs work.
#72 opened Nov 26, 2022 by silky
why aren't abc programmers concerned with the end of the world? terrible; needs work.
#71 opened Nov 25, 2022 by silky
i had an idea for a tv-show about in-memory databases and file handles
#70 opened Nov 25, 2022 by silky
why are haskell peeps so interested in hearing about the climate crisis and the end of the world?
#69 opened Nov 25, 2022 by silky
in soviet russia, mailing list unsubscribes from you
#68 opened Sep 9, 2022 by silky
airquotes
#67 opened Sep 3, 2022 by silky
random standup
#65 opened Jul 19, 2022 by silky
Q: how did socrates access his website for his teaching materials?
#64 opened Jul 1, 2022 by silky
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