Tue Jun 02 2015 14:49:04 GMT+0800 (CST). "So why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here." -- Biff in "Back to the Future"
Wed Jun 03 2015 08:26:59 GMT+0800 (CST). design, v.: What you regret not doing later on.
Wed Jun 03 2015 08:28:24 GMT+0800 (CST). When I was in college, there were a lot of four-letter words you couldn't say in front of girls. Now you can say them. But you can't say "girls".
Thu Jun 04 2015 08:26:02 GMT+0800 (CST). Without ice cream life and fame are meaningless.
Fri Jun 05 2015 08:26:02 GMT+0800 (CST). You will find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
Sat Jun 06 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). He was meant to root out the Rebels, not give them hope. His sacrifice will only inspire them...
Sun Jun 07 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). The drums of conflict are my beating heart.
Mon Jun 08 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). A little retrospection shows that although many fine, useful software systems have been designed by committees and built as part of multipart projects, those software systems that have excited passionate fans are those that are the products of one or a few designing minds, great designers. Consider Unix, APL, Pascal, Modula, the Smalltalk interface, even Fortran; and contrast them with Cobol, PL/I, Algol, MVS/370, and MS-DOS. -- Fred Brooks
Tue Jun 09 2015 08:26:02 GMT+0800 (CST).
Tue Jun 09 2015 16:34:49 GMT+0800 (CST). Posterity will ne'er survey A nobler grave than this; Here lie the bones of Castlereagh; Stop, traveler, and piss. -- Lord Byron, on Lord Castlereagh
Wed Jun 10 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). Copying machine, n.: A device that shreds paper, flashes mysteriously coded messages, and makes duplicates for everyone in the office who isn't interested in reading them.
Thu Jun 11 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). There once was a lady from Exeter, So pretty that men craned their necks at her. One was even so brave As to take out and wave The distinguishing mark of his sex at her.
Fri Jun 12 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic.
Sat Jun 13 2015 08:26:02 GMT+0800 (CST). Q: I cant spell worth a dam. I hope your going too tell me what to do?
A: Don't worry about how your articles look. Remember it's the message that counts, not the way it's presented. Ignore the fact that sloppy spelling in a purely written forum sends out the same silent messages that soiled clothing would when addressing an audience.
-- Brad Templeton, Emily Postnews Answers Your Questions on Netiquette
Sun Jun 14 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). Limericks are art forms complex, Their topics run chiefly to sex. They usually have virgins, And masculine urgin's, And other erotic effects.
Mon Jun 15 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). Look, good against remotes is one thing, good against the living, that's something else.
Tue Jun 16 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything.
Wed Jun 17 2015 08:26:02 GMT+0800 (CST). A gentleman, otherwise meek, Detested with passion the leek; When offered one out He dealt such a clout To the maid, she was down for a week. -- Edward Gorey
Thu Jun 18 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
Fri Jun 19 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). We live in a real world, Annie. Come back to it.
Sat Jun 20 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
Sun Jun 21 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). When I left you, I was but the pupil. Now, I am the master.
- Darth Vader
Mon Jun 22 2015 08:26:02 GMT+0800 (CST). Oh my. Space travel sound rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships.
Tue Jun 23 2015 08:26:02 GMT+0800 (CST). In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.
Wed Jun 24 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). Look, sir: Droids.
Thu Jun 25 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). Look, sir: Droids.
Fri Jun 26 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). I've got a very bad feeling about this.
Sat Jun 27 2015 08:26:01 GMT+0800 (CST). Luminous beings are we. Not this crude matter.