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Welcome to the Dale Cinematic Universe

Bored Ape Yacht Club #8313

Dale is our ape, otherwise known as #8313 of the Bored Ape Yacht Club.

Right now, Dale lives here: https://opensea.io/assets/0xbc4ca0eda7647a8ab7c2061c2e118a18a936f13d/8313

We're working on a nicer home for Dale.

About Dale

When You Realize the Meme Potential

Captain's Log

Vessel: Crisis

Remarks onboard Saturday, August 14th, 2021, sometime in the PM

After weeks of exchanging boring messages about yacht repair on the BAYC bathroom, I found a mechanic to fix the engine knocking. When he finally showed his hairy ass, he pulled a bottle of Gorilla Glue out of his pocket and headed to the engine room. I sense monkey business, but I believe that the almighty Eth will keep me afloat. This morning as I was preparing to take Crisis out for her new-to-me maiden voyage, I noticed tendrils of purple smoke casually drifting along the deck. It smells a little like boxed wine. I'll take that as a good omen. Sadly, I had to trade my kennel club dog that was gifted to me by the BAYC for the repairs. She was my only hand-on-deck and very close to becoming a faithful companion. As soon as I find the Mysterious Note, I plan to use my bounty to get her back if the floor doesn't rise. BAYC port. Meh weather. Ready to throw off the bowlines. -Dale

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