Shitware Ltd Discord Bot

This bot is hand crafted using PHP. It is fast enough. You should expect nothing less.

Notes:

• PHP >= 8.1 is required.
• All http calls are handled through coroutines, thus non-blocking. This php bot can indeed handle many user commands at the same time.
• The use emojis for reactions inside the Emoji support class are from a private server, and will not work for you. You must swap the emojis out yourself.

Setting Up:

• Create your Discord Bot.
• Add your discord bot to your server.
  • You must use the bot and applications.commands scopes when generating your bots oauth URL.
  • Permissions wise, 517544070208 is all this bot should need.
• Clone this repo.
• Run composer install
• Rename .env.example to .env

Configure .env

• BOT_TOKEN: Your discord bot token you received from Discord.
• BOT_ACTIVITY_STATUS: Bots presence status. Use: online|idle|dnd|invisible.
• BOT_ACTIVITY_TYPE: Bots activity. Leave empty to skip. Requires BOT_ACTIVITY_NAME. Available flags are:
  • 0 - Playing
  • 1 - Streaming
  • 2 - Listening
  • 3 - Watching
  • 4 - Custom
  • 5 - Competing
• BOT_ACTIVITY_URL: Only used for streaming.
• BOT_ACTIVITY_NAME: Describe the bots activity.
• OWNER_IDS: Supply your discord ID (separate multiple IDs with commas) to get elevated powers.
• OPENAI_TOKEN: To use !ask, !art, or !variation, you must get an API key from OpenAI.
• WEATHER_TOKEN: To use !weather, you must get an API key from Weather API.
• YOUTUBE_TOKEN: To use !yt, you must get an API key from Google Developers Console.
• IP_TOKEN: To use !ip, you must get an API key from IP API.
• HYPE_TOKEN: To use !hype, you must get an API key from Hype Quotes.

Prefix Commands:

• !help: Send a help message listing every prefix command.
• !art {prompt}: Uses OpenAI's [DALLE-2] to generate an image based on the prompt.
• !ask {prompt}: Uses OpenAI's [GPT-3 text-davinci-003] to return completion(s).
• !balance: See how much money from API usage you have spent.
• !chuck: Chuck Norris jokes.
• !daddy: Dad jokes.
• !hype: Lara-cord best quotes of all time.
• !image: Gets a random image from unsplash.
• !insult {@mention(s)}: Will give you a mean insult. If you @mention other users, it will tag and insult them instead.
• !ip {ip}: Obtain details about the supplied IP address.
• !joke: Basic setup and punchline jokes.
• !rps {rock|paper|scissors}: Play the most basic game on earth.
• !uptime: Reports how long the bot has been online as well as current and peak memory usage.
• !variation: Uses OpenAI's [DALLE-2] to generate a new image variation based on your uploaded image.
• !weather {location}: Get the current weather for the given location.
• !wiki {search}: Get the top 5 results from Wikipedia from your search.
• !yomomma: YoMomma jokes.
• !yt {search}: Search and obtain the top video result from YouTube.
• !!!! {pause|play|status|terminate}: Admin commands.

Application Commands:

• /ping: Pings the bot to see if it is online and working.

Running:

On your first run, you should use the install flag so the application command can be installed.

php shitbot.php --install

To run normally, use:

php shitbot.php

• To run on production, you should setup a supervisor/service. Example:

[Unit]
Description=Shitware Bot
After=network.target auditd.service

[Service]
User=www-data
Group=www-data
ExecStart=/usr/bin/php /var/www/shitware/shitbot/shitbot.php
Restart=always

[Install]
WantedBy=multi-user.target