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[1.0.0] - 2026-02-09
🔥 The Roast Begins
VS Roast is officially live. If you thought your linter was annoying, wait until you meet this extension. I am here to humble you.
💀 New Features
- Passive-Aggressive Tooltips: Hover over a syntax error, and instead of "Expected ';'", I'll tell you: "You missed a semicolon again. Are you even trying?"
- The "Idle" Insult: If you stop typing for 5 minutes, I will pop up a notification asking if you're checking StackOverflow or just crying.
- Spaghetti Code Detection: If you nest more than 3
ifstatements, I will ask you to stop cooking spaghetti and start writing clean code. - Console.log Shame: I will judge you for leaving
console.log('here')andconsole.log('test')in your production code.
🐛 "Bug Fixes"
- Fixed a bug where I was accidentally being nice to React developers. Won't happen again.
- Optimized the roasting engine to deliver insults 20% faster than your brain can process them.
- Removed support for "safe spaces." Your code is the only safe space you need.
💡 Known Issues
- Sometimes the truth hurts too much. If you feel "Emotional Damage," please press
Ctrl+Zon your career choice. - Only supports English insults for now (Banglish insults coming in v1.1 for extra pain!).
Hating VS Roast? Good. Go write better code and I'll stop.