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@TAIJULAMAN TAIJULAMAN released this 09 Feb 05:19
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[1.0.0] - 2026-02-09

🔥 The Roast Begins

VS Roast is officially live. If you thought your linter was annoying, wait until you meet this extension. I am here to humble you.

💀 New Features

  • Passive-Aggressive Tooltips: Hover over a syntax error, and instead of "Expected ';'", I'll tell you: "You missed a semicolon again. Are you even trying?"
  • The "Idle" Insult: If you stop typing for 5 minutes, I will pop up a notification asking if you're checking StackOverflow or just crying.
  • Spaghetti Code Detection: If you nest more than 3 if statements, I will ask you to stop cooking spaghetti and start writing clean code.
  • Console.log Shame: I will judge you for leaving console.log('here') and console.log('test') in your production code.

🐛 "Bug Fixes"

  • Fixed a bug where I was accidentally being nice to React developers. Won't happen again.
  • Optimized the roasting engine to deliver insults 20% faster than your brain can process them.
  • Removed support for "safe spaces." Your code is the only safe space you need.

💡 Known Issues

  • Sometimes the truth hurts too much. If you feel "Emotional Damage," please press Ctrl+Z on your career choice.
  • Only supports English insults for now (Banglish insults coming in v1.1 for extra pain!).

Hating VS Roast? Good. Go write better code and I'll stop.